Love Island (2015–…): Season 7, Episode 22 - Episode 19 - full transcript
The surprises come thick and fast. Whilst the drama unfolds, everyone is eager to find out who is really looking for love and who is playing the game. A challenge raises the temperature when the islanders play a game of Snog, Marr...
IAIN STIRLING: 'Previously...
on Love Island...
'there was high drama
in the re-coupling.'
Hugo.
Lucinda.
Kaz.
My Lib.
Millie.
Chloe.
Faye.
'One girl said goodbye...
'..and one girl faced
her biggest decision yet.'
What are you looking for?
Well, I obviously want a boyfriend,
but I'm trying to work out
whether I want a nice boyfriend
or a bad boyfriend.
DANNY: I feel like something's
holding her back.
'Tonight...
'a challenge raises the temperature
in paradise.'
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
# Maybe I'm asking too much of you
# A little too soon... #
'Lucinda's facing
a life-changing decision.
'On the one hand, there's Danny.
'He's got swagger, he's got style,
he's got spinach stuck in his teeth.
'And on the other hand, there's
Aaron, who's recently flossed.'
She hates confrontation,
and he seems like
quite a confrontational guy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, I mean, cos I was thinking
obviously they look like
they're just getting on really well.
They were chatting for time as well.
Yeah, I was just like,
"I think you need to work out
what you want,
"whether that is what you want."
Me and him are completely different.
I'm just looking to chill.
He obviously wants to move
a little bit quicker.
Or a lot quicker.
And I think that he's getting
a little bit frustrated.
But, I mean, if he's getting
frustrated already...
You handled that situation
very well.
Yeah, that was impressive.
Oh, and the last thing he said was,
"I'm not gonna get mugged off."
He doesn't want to give it to a girl
and get pied. I was just like...
Look at this guy grinning, boy.
He's loving it.
This is just working in his favour.
This is just, like...
Literally, like,
he just seems to be rattled.
Literally, he started walking over
and she was like, "Oh, my God,
"oh, my God, he's coming over.
He looks fuming, he's fuming."
I feel like it's just
friendly rivalry at the moment.
Me and Danny, we both get on.
And it's just one of those things
where we both find Luce
really attractive.
I kind of like to take
the relaxed approach.
Different guys
have different approaches.
Some girls like one,
some girls like another,
and she'll get to know both of us
and see basically
who she prefers to chill with.
I think what you should be doing,
you should be making her feel
that you're there for her.
Yeah, yeah.
It could work in my favour.
It could work in your favour.
But... it was great news to hear.
LAUGHTER
As he does his jacket up,
he's like, "Yep."
"Yep."
He's someone that wants
what he wants,
and he's not gonna be happy
if he doesn't get it.
No, he'll be pissed.
He'll be fuming.
He'll be fuming
if he doesn't get it.
But, you know, that's what
we're here for. He's not...
He's not supposed to have
an easy ride, no-one is.
I like the challenge.
LAUGHTER
Yeah.
'AJ's been cracking on to Hugo
and it's making him very nervous,
'so we've agreed if he
urgently needs to be airlifted
'out of the villa,
he should use the safe word,
'and the safe word is "definitely".'
You genuinely are the person
who makes me feel so comfortable.
Yeah.
You know, even just sharing
a bed with you just... I enjoyed it.
Yeah, yeah, definitely, definitely.
It was lovely.
And again, I wanna say thank you
for the challenge today.
Yeah, cos obviously the kiss...
God, you're a little simp right now.
You're getting
all nervous and quiet!
What's wrong with you?
I dunno. You know what?
I'm not usually like this,
so I just need to slap myself a bit.
Just... Compose. Compose.
Stop it now. I'm composed, I'm cool.
Do you actually think
she's quite into Hugo, though?
I do, from what she's been saying.
I hope she is.
If you take it at face value.
He just needs to be
a bit more open-minded.
Like, she could've picked anyone.
I don't think he is open-minded.
I'm really happy with my decision,
to be honest.
I can tell you that
I do just wanna focus on you,
and, obviously, I don't know
who else is gonna come in.
That works both ways.
For sure, yeah, yeah.
But I wanna explore what I have
with you more than anything,
obviously,
that I have with anyone else.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, yeah,
I just wanted to tell you that.
I've never been with a girl
that's so forward.
Yeah, I'm a little bit
on the back foot at the minute,
but there is something that is...
not holding me back, but
I'm just not quite sure about yet.
'Chloe's hatred
of other people getting texts
'has now developed
into a full-blown phobia.
'It's frankly shocking to watch.'
At lunch, I had a lot of food.
TEXT ALERT
Oh, God, is that your phone?
I got a text!
Oh, no!
READS ALOUD:
CHEERING
Chloe and Toby!
Chloe and Toby! Chloe and Toby!
CHEERING AND WHOOPING
Oh, gosh.
Something a little bit sexy.
We're in trouble here.
Wear something tight, big boy!
LAUGHTER
Everyone in there
said Chloe and Toby.
I'm going to the Hideaway,
I'm going to the Hideaway!
I'm excited!
I'm rattled.
Love it.
I'm so rattled.
I love it when you're rattled.
I bet you are!
Oh, shit, man.
Need your composure now, boy.
# I'm imagining
Im-Imagining
# Can't stop thinking 'bout you... #
CHEERING
You know what you should wear?
You should wear the cowboy hat
with jeans and that underneath.
Then when you go in there,
go in there, pull your Magnums out.
"I'm here!"
LAUGHTER
Oh, yeah!
Pair it with this, pair of heels.
I'm not wearing heels.
I'll fall over.
Heard you wanna go to the Hideaway.
LAUGHTER
Bang! Yeah, cool.
How are you feeling? Excited?
Naughty.
Naughty!
Look at his thong!
LAUGHTER
WHOOPING
Bang!
Bang!
I heard you wanna go
to the Hideaway.
APPLAUSE
Yee-haw!
# I'm imagining... #
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
How sick is this?
Look here, there it is. Howdy.
Yeah. Hey, partner.
That's so sick!
Oh, shit!
Oh, my God!
CORK POPS
Whoo!
Oh, my God, it's so hot in here!
SHE LAUGHS
Yeah, I like that.
You like it?
Yeah!
Yeah, yeah!
Are you ready for this?
Ooh, that's quite a lot.
Ooh!
You ready?
Mmm.
Mmm! Look at your face! Ooh!
Come here.
There you go. All gone.
Are you happy to be here?
I'm very happy to be here.
Yeah.
'If you're wondering
what the previous scene
'would have looked like if
Love Island was made in the 1950s,
'Jake and Liberty have kindly filmed
the following reconstruction.'
Cold, innit?
Cold but lovely, innit?
Ah, so snugged up.
This was where our first kiss was.
I got a bit nervous around you
and stuff.
Did you? Do you still get
nervous around me now?
A little bit!
Aw, bless you.
How nice,
Toby and Chloe in the Hideaway.
Yeah, I know.
They deserve it.
It was waiting to happen, wasn't it?
Yeah.
Be nice for them to get
some alone time, one-to-one.
When we had that time
in the Hideaway,
it's weird, you come out
and you're like, "Whoa!"
It brings you a lot closer,
doesn't it?
It's a weird feeling.
# You took me
To a state of mind... #
Yeah, that's real nice.
That's real nice!
CHLOE LAUGHS
Yeah, that...
That was nice.
# My nirvana-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na
# Na-na-na, na-na, na-na
# You're my nirvana... #
What do we think?
Do we think he's having
a sleepless night tonight, yeah?
Better be.
I just hope she eats him alive.
I don't think...
Fancy seeing you here.
# I know addictions can be dangerous
# I'm not givin' you up
# I won't give up
# You're my nirvana-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na... #
How are you feeling, babe,
about tonight?
I think I need to get
down to business, you know.
# Na-na-na, na-na, na-na... #
Oh!
Ooh!
Night-night!
Night-night!
# I never felt this way before
My love
# You give me feelings
Don't you ever stop
# I know addictions can be dangerous
# I'm not giving you up
I won't give you up
# You're my nirvana-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na
# Na-na-na, na-na, na-na
# You're my nirvana-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na
# Na-na-na, na-na, na-na
# You're my nirvana. #
'Coming up...
'Chloe spills the beans.'
It was, like, very hot,
and then it was over, like,
quite quickly.
# Midnight, blue sky
# Drinking moonshine
# Living like runaways... #
IAIN STIRLING: 'The disgusting
things Toby and Chloe got up to
'in the Hideaway last night
'reduced a seasoned Love Island
cameraman to tears.
'Look, there's his tissue.
The poor man was in bits.
'He's 64, for crying out loud.
He's got a heart condition.'
So much nicer to wake up in here.
Yeah.
This is a nice room.
Did you have fun?
Yeah, it was a sick night.
What are you gonna say today?
When they ask, when the girls ask,
"How was your night?"
I'll say it got a little handsy.
A bit more than kissing,
but nothing much.
Nice.
Nice night in the Hideaway.
MUSIC: 'Young Summer'
by Tungevaag
Good morning, everyone.
ALL: Morning!
What's happening?
What do you think they got up to?
Anyone reckon, erm,
Toby and Chloe done anything?
One-nil. One-nil, you reckon?
Hat-trick!
You reckon a hat-trick?
Hat-trick hero!
CHEERING
Yee-haw! Yee-haw!
I forgot about you guys,
I honestly forgot about you guys.
Oh, did you miss us?
No!
I didn't want to come back,
to be honest.
Did you have a great time?
Yeah. Ha!
Chloe, was Toby a bad boy?
He was a bad little mousy!
# The old young summer days
Oh-oh-oh
# I get lost in the colours
# I remember the summer
# Take me back to the old
Long summer days
# Oh, oh-oh. #
'Some people claim that
a middle-class PE teacher
'at a private school
lives a sheltered existence.
'But I think that's nonsense.
'Sorry, Hugo, there was
something you wanted to ask.'
Is that what coffee's
meant to look like?
Or is it meant to be lighter?
Mate, you're asking the wrong guy.
I just have iced coffees.
Who's it for, AJ?
Yeah.
Look at you.
Shut up.
Look at you!
It's not Friend Island any more.
You guys are having kisses in bed!
You're so cute. Oh, thank you.
There you go.
AJ CHUCKLES
Hugo just brought me up a coffee!
Did he?
Yeah!
Oh, my God!
So cute! That tastes so good.
Another day, another coffee.
Another day, another coffee!
Another day, another coffee!
Ooh!
Yeah, he's grafting you now.
I feel like it is moving
in the right direction.
It's taking a slower pace,
but I think as long as it's moving,
take those little
baby steps and see...
see what happens, really.
He's so cute.
Oh, bless.
I'll go down in a minute and try and
do a sexy workout in front of him.
Just be like,
"Oh, I need to, er, stretch!"
AJ CHUCKLES
So, Hammond, how was last night?
How was last night?
Were any goals scored?
Had a little cuddle.
Covers over. Then just a bit
of a smoochy snogging.
At the time, it felt like
the right thing to do.
This morning, I'm not so sure,
so obviously I'll chat to her today
and keep getting to know her
and go from there, but...
Yeah, it's the only way
you can do it, really.
Especially when you've
got that little thing
that is niggling away at you.
But, man, she's... she's hot.
She is hot.
She's hot.
I'm still not 100%.
You know, there is something missing
for me at the minute,
and I'm not sure what that is,
but, you know,
I'm hoping the more time
we spend together,
we'll be able to iron that out
and figure out what that is
and move forward.
I've got a gorgeous girl
throwing herself at me,
so who am I to complain?
'If you want to spend
some more time with her, Mr Hammond,
'just tell her to see you
after gym class.
'Last night, Chloe and Toby
got up to all sorts
'with some erotic sensual
body chocolate lovemaking aids.
'Or, as it's otherwise known,
Nutella in a tube.'
I did like the massage.
It was really nice.
Then the lights, like, went down...
CHLOE SQUEALS
And then you really did
get down to business!
Just went under the covers
and did a little bit of foreplay.
It was, like, very hot,
and then it was over quite quickly.
Hot as in temperature,
or hot as in sexy?
Temperature.
Or both?
Not sexy, we were both covered
in chocolate oil.
My hair was, like, out here,
my lashes were hanging off...
Yeah, but we all saw...
we all saw it coming.
Yeah... Oh, yeah!
I don't think I've ever been that
comfortable with a boy, or anyone.
Really?
Yeah, 100%.
Look, when you put two people
who are very sexually attracted
to each other in a very sexy room,
with body chocolate,
it was only gonna go one way, OK?
It was a little bit steamy,
but nothing too, too, too much.
SHE GIGGLES
It started off as stalemate,
nil-nil.
As we all do.
Nil-nil first half.
Going back and forth,
the defence was weak.
The defence was weak!
Both sides?
Or was it just...?
Both sides, the defence was weak.
It was a very attacking game.
It was a very attacking game
from both sides. Erm...
It started with a one-nil.
Which way?
It started with a one-nil to me.
OK, OK.
Yeah, yeah, I brought it back
for a possible handball.
Yeah, a naughty,
you know, diving header?
Or was it, like...? There was
no diving headers, unfortunately,
because after the one-nil,
the game had to be cut short.
LAUGHTER
The weather wasn't too good,
we had streakers on the pitch.
We had, erm, a flooding...
a flooding of the pitch,
and... the pitch had to be
abandoned, unfortunately.
Right, come on, then,
what's your gossips?
Yeah, what about you, Cinds?
I feel like...
I feel like I'm not gonna
finalise my decision today,
because I feel like I need
to get to know both of them more.
Do you not think?
Yeah?
Hmm. Yeah,
if you wanna get to know them...
If you wanna get to know
both of them more, then do it.
I've got time.
I've got a lot of time in here.
You've got a lot of time
to figure it out.
You might snog Aaron and not...
There might not be a connection.
Yeah! You've gotta
think about that as well.
Oh, shit,
I haven't even snogged Aaron.
You haven't snogged Aaron yet?
I've snogged him,
and he's a fucking good kisser.
Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a good "tixt".
"Tixt"? Ticked.
Tick.
Yo.
All right, then, bruv.
I want you here so we can have...
Prime site.
..so we can have a good chat.
Chinwag.
How you feeling about Luce?
Yeah, so, I said, like,
"Who do you find yourself
gravitating towards?"
And then she was like,
"Erm, well, obviously you,
but we're in a couple."
I was like, "Right, well,
if we wasn't in a couple,
"who would you see yourself
gravitating towards?"
MOCKINGLY:
"Well, I don't know, really.
"Er... yeah. Erm... yeah."
And I'm like...
I was like, "I'm not asking you
to jump in my bed,
"but do you like me, or what?"
And she's like, "Yeah, erm...
I like everyone, really."
Not giving you that final answer.
Mate, listen, right,
before it gets any worse,
I don't wanna waste my time,
do you know what I mean?
Of course, yeah.
When you're sat around her,
when it's just you two,
do you find it hard to conversate
with her? Having a conversation?
The conversation's not hard,
they're just not getting to...
The next stage.
..the flirty, fun side.
Takes us back. She had
the same conversation with me.
Yeah!
She speaks to me like
she speaks to you. And I'm like...
You want that different side to her.
Delve a bit deeper.
I need something a bit like
what you and Liberty's got. Yeah.
If Aaron can get more out of her
than me, then hat off to him.
She's a tough nut to crack,
so see where it goes. Game on a bit.
'We hired a team of top scientists
to come up with the solution
'to Chloe's phobia
of other people getting texts.
'They said,
"Send a text to Chloe." '
TEXT ALERT
'Waste of money.'
Oh, my God, I got a text!
SOME CHEERS
CHLOE LAUGHS
SHE READS ALOUD:
CHEERING
Oh, my gosh!
Snog, Marry, Pie. Sick.
I'll be livid if I get pied,
but I probably will.
Don't be a pie, baby!
This should be interesting, yeah.
Love this shit.
'Still to come...'
Wibble, wobble, wibble, wobble.
'..live or let pie.'
Sorry, darling,
I don't really know you.
CHEERING
IAIN STIRLING: 'It's challenge time,
'and judging by these shots,
this one's taking place
'somewhere very exotic...
'Oh, no, it's by the pool.
'Camera team, you've lied to me,
'but, more importantly,
you've lied to the British public.
'The Islanders
are playing Snog, Marry Or Pie.
'You know the rules.
'Each Islander
chooses someone to snog,
'someone to marry
and someone to pie.
'First to go for the boys is Liam.'
Kaz.
WHOOPING
Bloody hell!
LAUGHTER
Me and Kaz
don't look at each other like that,
so it was just friendly.
The woman I want to spend
the rest of my life with...
Mills.
Aww!
Oh, look at that!
LAUGHTER AND CHEERING
Oh, yeah...
Feel the weight of that, Liam.
Yeah, right!
Do you want a taste?
Do you want a taste?
LAUGHTER
'I pied Chloe first.'
Me and Chloe,
we get on like a house on fire.
You know, I don't look at her
in any romantic way,
so she was definitely
having the pie.
'Jake's next to play.'
CHEERING,
SCATTERED APPLAUSE
Kaz, I love you to bits, darling.
Aww!
ALL: Whoo!
Kaz is getting her kiss on!
Go on, Kaz!
Love you, Kaz!
Love you, baby!
I knew Lib knew
there would be nothing in it.
Obviously, Lib was gonna be
number one anyway for the marriage.
Would you take the honour
of marrying me?
Yeah, course.
Wrong hand.
LAUGHTER
Oh, my God!
It would be Lib, wouldn't it?
APPLAUSE
Wibble, wobble, wibble, wobble!
Ooh! Sorry, darling,
I don't really know you.
CHEERING
No way! No way!
Oh, he didn't hold back, did he?
My God!
I stink! Oh!
'Who's Toby gonna
tongue-tussle with?'
Where do I go, where do I go...?
# Kiss, kiss
It's something I can't resist
# Your lips are undeniable... #
Your tongue tastes of pie!
Yeah, I know!
I know!
Eurgh!
Who deserves this, then?
Who deserves this?
Oh, Millie! Millie Moo!
I would love to marry you!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Don't you dare!
Smell it, smell it.
No, I know what it smells like!
So annoying!
Have a sniff.
Have a sniff. Oh, yeah!
LAUGHTER
Yes! Yes!
It would taste better
than kissing you, anyway!
It was my dream to pie Faye,
because she annoys me 24-7
in this place,
so I could pie her. I was so happy.
'Danny boy is up next.'
No!
HE LAUGHS
LAUGHTER
# Don't wanna miss this kiss... #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# You know you're just my type... #
Wowzer!
I was completely shocked
about the kiss from Danny.
Like, where did that come from?
You ain't spoke to me.
ALL: Ohhh!
You haven't spoke to me.
Yes, Danny! Yes, Danny!
APPLAUSE
At least we can see
that the boys notice
that I'm marriage material.
I am not looking forward to this.
I'm actually scared.
No, don't.
Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen!
SHRIEKING
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
Yes, Danny!
OK, then, hon.
Fine, pie me, whatever.
'Teddy's next to go.'
ALL: Ooh! Ooh!
You got a heart of gold.
ALL: Aww!
Give her a snog!
Fuckin' hell!
I snogged Kaz because
she's got a heart of gold.
Aww!
Awwww!
Give me that finger. There you go.
Thank you.
APPLAUSE
I knew Teddy would marry me,
and if he didn't, he would've been
in bloody trouble, so...
LAUGHTER
I do love you, Lib, I do love you.
Lib was looking too clean
in that queue.
She was looking too comfortable,
and she is comfortable right now
with Jake.
So I just thought, "You know what?
I'm gonna have to pie Lib."
You're a little bit popular today,
aren't you?
'Mr Hammond's up.'
Is it gonna be...?
Nope! Ha-ha-ha!
APPLAUSE
WHOOPING
Oh, God,
I'm so glad Hugo snogged me.
I was like, "I don't wanna
see him kissing anyone else!"
So, I'm saving my right knee
for The One,
but I'll use my left knee now.
Aww!
Because I can be myself around you,
and I just laugh all the time.
Aww!
APPLAUSE
Honestly, I would marry Hugo
in a heartbeat anyway.
Yes, boy!
Why is it so big?
That's what they all say, Chlo,
that's what they all say!
It's now time for the nice guy
to give out the pie.
Remember that re-coupling?
LAUGHTER
Come here. Mwah!
'It's Aaron's chance
to do some pieing.'
You know what?
Let's repay the favour.
SQUEALS AND SHOUTS
CHEERING
Bo-o-oo!
Nice snog. Honestly, yeah,
she's a good kisser. She is.
Come on, you're the wifey, innit?
Aww!
WHOOPING
Like, who else was he really,
really going to marry?
Ooh!
Oh, my God!
Fuck! You owe me some filler.
Aw! Honestly, I feel so bad.
I'm the only girl
to have been pied three times.
However, I'd rather be on the mind
than not on the mind at all.
'Now it's the girls,
and as we all know,
'revenge is a dish
best served warm and curdled.
'And three-time pie-faced Faye
is up first.'
Oh, you stink.
I do smell, yes.
LAUGHTER
Yeah!
APPLAUSE
Love you, Faye!
I wanna marry my best mate,
so I'm gonna marry my brother.
Hee-hee-hee!
Ah!
Whoo!
'It's Chloe to go.'
Nope.
You, big boy.
Yeah!
I wouldn't be too happy if she
snogged anyone else, to be fair.
I wouldn't like that.
I feel like
you'd be the best husband,
so will you marry me, Mr Hammond?
It'd be my pleasure. Aww!
There you go.
Do you wanna play a game?
LAUGHTER
Big boy, this one's on you.
Chloe nearly knocked me out
with her pie.
I was expecting a left hook
to come after it as well.
Oh, my God!
Argh!
I feel like me and him
have a lot of banter,
so I just knew that I could get him.
But I think I was
a little bit overexcited.
'Kaz is up next.'
I ain't falling for that twice,
no chance!
CHEERING
Yes! Yeah!
The Hammonator! The Hammonator!
I just wanna see
what he's working with!
And if I do say so myself,
it was a very, very creamy kiss.
And you're the only person
I'd go down on a knee for.
LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE
As soon she picked that pie up,
it was only going to one place.
Hey, where's that hand going?
Get that hand back.
Just relax.
LAUGHTER
No, no, no!
Toby ducking my pie
wouldn't be the first time
he's not stood up and been a man
about something, to be honest.
The pie's gone!
That pie's gone, darling!
Reloading! Reloading!
Pie's gone, darling!
Listen...
That pie's gone. That pie's gone.
None of that.
Take it like a man.
Face it like a man.
LAUGHTER
That pie's gone!
'So, who's Millie gonna smooch?'
Who's ready for these sexy lips?
LAUGHTER
Oh, my God.
# Aye, I'm just trying
To make my way... #
CHEERING
Who do I wanna give this ring to?
My Toby.
Aw...
The Essex gang
have got to stick together. Aw.
APPLAUSE
I think I know who I'm gonna go for.
Jake always comes over
when me and Liam are in the bed
and ruins our kisses.
So Jake deserved a pie for that,
unfortunately.
'It's Liberty's turn
to let loose a pie.'
Are you ready?
SHE LAUGHS
That would be peak, wouldn't it?
LAUGHTER
Love a messy snog.
CHEERING
# Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Kissing strangers... #
It was a very messy snog,
with all cream round us.
But I enjoyed it nevertheless.
Aaron...
SHE LAUGHS
Will you marry me
for making me a mean cheese toastie
and an iced coffee every day?
Of course.
APPLAUSE
'He only makes her cheese toasties.'
I'm the full package.
She gets everything from me.
This is for pie-ing my girl.
CHEERING
# Till I find someone I love
# Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Kissing strangers... #
Well, he dodges Kaz, didn't he?
So I was like, no, no, no, no, no.
'Now AJ's on the way.'
CHEERING
Tough at the top.
LAUGHTER
Aaron...
You make the most amazing
iced coffees with whipped cream,
and you've also
made me feel very welcome
since coming into the villa,
so thank you.
Thank you.
APPLAUSE
So, the question is,
am I husband material?
Well, I mean, three proposals...
Do I need to say anything else?
Cos you pied me.
Whoo!
I can't say I've been pied
too often in my time,
but, erm... damn!
'And last but not least,
it's Lucinda.'
It was so good,
I wanna go in for seconds.
WHOOPING
Come on, queen!
I loved the fact it was
right next to Danny, who pied me.
So, yeah, loved it.
Here you go.
There's no-one else
I'd rather marry than you.
GIRLS: Aw!
Aw! Put it on, then.
To be honest, I'm, you know...
I'm flattered that Lucinda and Chlo
both thought of me
as husband material.
You've already had a pie.
You look too clean.
I'm not petty, and I don't really
like revenge, either,
so maybe not you.
Liam, I love you,
but it would be weird
if there was anything more, so...
SCREAMING
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
What more do you want from a day?
You stink, but you got a kiss.
Perfect.
'Still to come...
'Lucinda plays it cool.'
No, there's so many people
over there. We can't.
We can't.
Can we not? No.
IAIN STIRLING: 'Some of the
Islanders have had to spend time
'washing all the sticky stuff
off themselves.
'Still, enough about the Hideaway.
'That pie challenge was fun,
wasn't it?'
I can't believe I snogged Aaron
twice just then.
Have you snogged him
out of a challenge? No.
Was that your first snog?
First ever snog.
So good you went in for seconds,
I heard.
I don't know which was worse,
though, she kissed Aaron.
JAKE: Did that piss you off a bit?
And not kiss you?
Yeah.
And then, obviously,
AJ kissing Hugo as well.
Yeah, I well thought
she was gonna kiss me.
Oh, well. It's their loss, innit?
DANNY CHUCKLES
BOTH LAUGH
# Why don't you mess me around
Like you're supposed to... #
Do you think tonight's
gonna be interesting? Mm. We'll see.
LUCINDA:
I think interesting in my world.
'In the challenge, Aaron used
the classic "kiss the girl" tactic,
'while Danny plumped for
the more left-field
' "rub rancid cream on the girl"
approach.
'My hunch is that the kiss
was the smarter move,
'but, hey, what do I know?'
How's life?
How's life?
Are you happy with the, erm...?
The challenge?
Yeah, it went quite well.
HE LAUGHS
I think it went bloody well for you.
You know, I think it went quite well
as well.
Who did you marry, again? Kaz.
Kaz, yeah.
Aw!
That was a nice, easy one.
How did you find your pie-ing?
Was that a shock?
What, with him?
Yeah.
I think he's an idiot, to be honest.
BOTH CHUCKLE
I feel like, do you know what's
happened with that whole situation?
Mm. He wants to
"treat them mean keep them keen".
Mm.
It hasn't worked.
It's sort of hasn't worked.
I know.
No, I feel like he was just
a bit scared of being mugged off.
What, and he wanted to get there
before? Yeah, I think so.
Nicely placed.
I think you did all right.
Obviously, I was happy.
Do you know what I mean?
Mm.
Yeah.
Did you like my thing?
"So good,
I have to go in for seconds"?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So good, I might have to come in
for thirds.
Aaron!
Luce!
BOTH LAUGH
Do you think that's a bit muggy?
We are literally
in the middle of the villa.
We are. We always are.
No, there's so many people
over there. We can't.
We can't!
Can we not? No.
No?
No, I feel like we can't.
I'm the one that has to
deal with things later.
What are you gonna deal with? I have
to speak to him first, I think.
All right, you have words.
I'll take you to the terrace later.
OK.
Okey-pokey.
All right, see you in a bit.
Where you gonna go? Just sit there?
All on your own?
I'm not gonna interrupt you guys.
'I do definitely think
I'm warming to Aaron.'
Obviously, there's stuff
going on with me and Danny,
and we are coupled up.
'It's sort of been building up now
for a couple of days...'
And I'm sort of a bit...
mm... about it.
Obviously, I didn't really
understand your reasoning
behind that challenge.
Do you want to explain?
Obviously, the reason...
Nah, like...
I'm not this type of kid to, like...
to, like, chase you
like a little dog. Yeah.
I knock you down a couple of pegs,
have a little banter with you.
I said to the boys, obviously,
I'm making you coffees
every morning. Yeah.
Obviously, you know I fancy you.
You know I like you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I want to pitch in a good 'un.
And I just feel like
you give nothing back to me.
Like... Yeah. I'm not asking you
to come and give me a kiss.
I'm asking for you to come
and ask me if I'm all right,
just off your own back.
Yeah.
I just don't feel like...
I feel like I can sense you
gravitating towards Aaron
more than me.
I just want to know
if you want me to...
Right, OK, so, basically...
..pursue you as a friend,
or pursue you as something more?
Cos I'm cool with either way.
Yeah, I know.
But, basically, I thought back
to the challenge quickly,
I thought with the challenge,
obviously you kissing AJ,
you haven't really
properly spoken to her.
I did... I did that to see
if you got a little bit jealous.
Like I got jealous the other night,
when fucking Aaron
tried kissing you. Oh, right.
Yeah, cos you know I did, cos
you were like, "Oh, it's fit, that."
Yeah. I was trying to see
if you would've got pissed off,
but don't look like
you was pissed off.
Well, no,
I was a little bit pissed off.
I want you to have
a good time in here.
I want you to be happy and that.
And I can sense
that I don't bring that out of you.
Yeah, maybe you don't.
I don't feel like I bring that,
and I don't feel you
bring that out of me as well.
No, I don't think I do either.
The thing is,
I'm not even like this normally.
I feel like that with you,
I feel quite serious. I do.
And I'm not even
a bloody serious person.
I don't want to be
like this as well.
I feel like we're
on the same page now,
I feel like we're both
feeling the same things. Yeah.
Like, erm,
maybe we'll just be mates then.
Yeah, maybe.
I think that's for the best,
cos I don't wanna be
this serious guy in here,
and if that's what you make me
feel like, then...
I need to just maybe
nip it in the bud a bit, I think.
YOU need to nip it in the bud?
Because I just don't think
we're vibing off each other at all.
No, I don't think we are either,
to be honest.
You're like a matte black
Lamborghini that I wanna drive,
that I wanna... put the key in.
Shh. Don't work.
THEY LAUGH
Like, do you know what I mean?
That's what it is.
I tried changing a couple of parts,
and it's just not working.
It's just not working.
It's still in the garage.
It's still in the garage.
I've been here five days,
changed the tyres, changed the part.
It's still not starting.
Not starting.
I think it just don't work.
Yeah, maybe buy a new car.
Yeah, I'm thinking
a red Ferrari now.
The Lamborghini didn't work.
That black Lamborghini, maybe not.
Red Ferrari over there.
To be fair, I think a Lamborghini's
nicer than a red Ferrari.
Yeah, that's my favourite car,
do you know what I mean?
Aw! You was my favourite girl.
Just didn't work.
Oh!
DANNY LAUGHS
100%, I am so happy that, like,
that Danny situation's over and out.
Like, I just wanna
put it to bed now.
Honestly, Aaron is, like,
the nicest person ever..
I just can't wait
to get to know him more.
You all right?
Yeah, how are you?
Yeah, yeah, I'm good. I'm good.
Good.
What did you think of the challenge?
Erm, I'm not gonna lie,
I was a little bit surprised
with your... your move, actually.
Cos we haven't actually
had a chance to chat.
Just, like, me and you.
Yeah, I know.
So, I was just like...
Also, I thought
you would have picked Cind.
Well, cut a long story short,
I basically ended it with Lucinda.
Have you?
Yeah, me and Lucinda just ended it.
Shit, was that what
that conversation was about?
Just ended it. We feel like there's
a weight lifted off our shoulders.
Erm, and we're basically
just friends now.
I'm literally chilling.
But, obviously,
I want to get to know you.
Even though, like, we haven't spoke,
we're kind of like
looking at each other. Yeah.
It was not like that with Lucinda.
Oh, really?
Obviously, minutes after
the friend-zoning with Lucinda,
AJ... Pfft! ..takes my breath away.
Feel so much better
speaking to AJ over Lucinda,
just from the five minutes.
So, I've just ended things with him.
Just like that?
Just like... Just like that?
I didn't actually think
I had it in me.
I don't think anyone did.
But I did it somehow.
You've shown me
a different side to you.
You know what? He sort of made it
out as if he was doing it as well.
I'm not gonna
make a massive deal about it,
but it definitely wasn't 50/50.
I did it, you know what I mean?
Yeah, but that's the type, innit?
He said he didn't
want to get mugged off.
He said, "You're still
the fittest one in here.
"But you're a black Lamborghini
that doesn't start."
What the fuck
is that supposed to mean?
I guess that just means
he was trying to chat to you,
but he was just getting nothing
back... Yeah. ..basically.
I mean, I wouldn't have used
that analogy, personally.
He said a black Lambo
is his favourite car.
There you go,
you're his favourite car.
Mm. Love that.
Well done. Great.
Was you happy I kissed you?
I mean, I wasn't not happy!
What are you hearing, what are you
feeling, then, with regards to Hugo?
Do you feel like I'm turning
your head a little bit or not?
Obviously, with Hugo,
it's still really early days.
I just thought I'd let you know
I'm interested, with the kiss.
That was my plan.
No, I thought that was a good move.
A dangerous move, a very brave move.
I'm not in here to fuck about, am I?
All right! You said you were gonna
spice things up. I mean...
It definitely was
a little bit spicy!
Is that a bit like you? Yes?
Tss! Hot!
You're very spicy, though,
aren't you?
Have you actually ever been
in a relationship in here?
What have you been doing?
I was with Sharon for a day...
What d'you mean, "for a day"!
BOTH LAUGH
Was it even a day?
Sorry, it was about as long
as you and Brad,
so don't give me that shit, yeah?
I'm not anything like Sharon,
I don't think, though.
No, you ain't.
And I ended it with Sharon
after a couple of days, didn't I?
Yeah. She was lovely. Oh, my God,
that was the day I turned up.
Yeah.
Cos we were going around,
and you were like,
"We need to have this conversation."
Yeah.
I remember!
I remember that as well. Shit.
Oh, yeah.
But a lot of things have happened.
I'm happy it ended up like this.
Yeah, I'm happy as well.
Definitely.
Good things come to those who wait,
huh?
# Oh-oh-oh, little
# Did I know
Did I know, oh-oh-oh
# Little did I know
That it could feel like this
# Oh-oh-oh, little
# Every time I got you on my lips
# The summer before you. #
IAIN STIRLING: 'Now it's time
for you to have your say.
'Head to the app and vote
for your favourite Islanders.
'You can vote for one girl
and one boy.
'And those with the fewest votes
risk being dumped from the island.
'Who's your favourite girl? Is it...
'And is your favourite boy...
'Remember, you're voting
for your favourite Islanders.
'Voting is free
via the Love Island app,
'and available on iOS and Android
devices, and you can only vote once.
'The vote closes at 10:15 PM.
'Find out the results of your vote
in tomorrow night's show.'
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
on Love Island...
'there was high drama
in the re-coupling.'
Hugo.
Lucinda.
Kaz.
My Lib.
Millie.
Chloe.
Faye.
'One girl said goodbye...
'..and one girl faced
her biggest decision yet.'
What are you looking for?
Well, I obviously want a boyfriend,
but I'm trying to work out
whether I want a nice boyfriend
or a bad boyfriend.
DANNY: I feel like something's
holding her back.
'Tonight...
'a challenge raises the temperature
in paradise.'
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
# Maybe I'm asking too much of you
# A little too soon... #
'Lucinda's facing
a life-changing decision.
'On the one hand, there's Danny.
'He's got swagger, he's got style,
he's got spinach stuck in his teeth.
'And on the other hand, there's
Aaron, who's recently flossed.'
She hates confrontation,
and he seems like
quite a confrontational guy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, I mean, cos I was thinking
obviously they look like
they're just getting on really well.
They were chatting for time as well.
Yeah, I was just like,
"I think you need to work out
what you want,
"whether that is what you want."
Me and him are completely different.
I'm just looking to chill.
He obviously wants to move
a little bit quicker.
Or a lot quicker.
And I think that he's getting
a little bit frustrated.
But, I mean, if he's getting
frustrated already...
You handled that situation
very well.
Yeah, that was impressive.
Oh, and the last thing he said was,
"I'm not gonna get mugged off."
He doesn't want to give it to a girl
and get pied. I was just like...
Look at this guy grinning, boy.
He's loving it.
This is just working in his favour.
This is just, like...
Literally, like,
he just seems to be rattled.
Literally, he started walking over
and she was like, "Oh, my God,
"oh, my God, he's coming over.
He looks fuming, he's fuming."
I feel like it's just
friendly rivalry at the moment.
Me and Danny, we both get on.
And it's just one of those things
where we both find Luce
really attractive.
I kind of like to take
the relaxed approach.
Different guys
have different approaches.
Some girls like one,
some girls like another,
and she'll get to know both of us
and see basically
who she prefers to chill with.
I think what you should be doing,
you should be making her feel
that you're there for her.
Yeah, yeah.
It could work in my favour.
It could work in your favour.
But... it was great news to hear.
LAUGHTER
As he does his jacket up,
he's like, "Yep."
"Yep."
He's someone that wants
what he wants,
and he's not gonna be happy
if he doesn't get it.
No, he'll be pissed.
He'll be fuming.
He'll be fuming
if he doesn't get it.
But, you know, that's what
we're here for. He's not...
He's not supposed to have
an easy ride, no-one is.
I like the challenge.
LAUGHTER
Yeah.
'AJ's been cracking on to Hugo
and it's making him very nervous,
'so we've agreed if he
urgently needs to be airlifted
'out of the villa,
he should use the safe word,
'and the safe word is "definitely".'
You genuinely are the person
who makes me feel so comfortable.
Yeah.
You know, even just sharing
a bed with you just... I enjoyed it.
Yeah, yeah, definitely, definitely.
It was lovely.
And again, I wanna say thank you
for the challenge today.
Yeah, cos obviously the kiss...
God, you're a little simp right now.
You're getting
all nervous and quiet!
What's wrong with you?
I dunno. You know what?
I'm not usually like this,
so I just need to slap myself a bit.
Just... Compose. Compose.
Stop it now. I'm composed, I'm cool.
Do you actually think
she's quite into Hugo, though?
I do, from what she's been saying.
I hope she is.
If you take it at face value.
He just needs to be
a bit more open-minded.
Like, she could've picked anyone.
I don't think he is open-minded.
I'm really happy with my decision,
to be honest.
I can tell you that
I do just wanna focus on you,
and, obviously, I don't know
who else is gonna come in.
That works both ways.
For sure, yeah, yeah.
But I wanna explore what I have
with you more than anything,
obviously,
that I have with anyone else.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, yeah,
I just wanted to tell you that.
I've never been with a girl
that's so forward.
Yeah, I'm a little bit
on the back foot at the minute,
but there is something that is...
not holding me back, but
I'm just not quite sure about yet.
'Chloe's hatred
of other people getting texts
'has now developed
into a full-blown phobia.
'It's frankly shocking to watch.'
At lunch, I had a lot of food.
TEXT ALERT
Oh, God, is that your phone?
I got a text!
Oh, no!
READS ALOUD:
CHEERING
Chloe and Toby!
Chloe and Toby! Chloe and Toby!
CHEERING AND WHOOPING
Oh, gosh.
Something a little bit sexy.
We're in trouble here.
Wear something tight, big boy!
LAUGHTER
Everyone in there
said Chloe and Toby.
I'm going to the Hideaway,
I'm going to the Hideaway!
I'm excited!
I'm rattled.
Love it.
I'm so rattled.
I love it when you're rattled.
I bet you are!
Oh, shit, man.
Need your composure now, boy.
# I'm imagining
Im-Imagining
# Can't stop thinking 'bout you... #
CHEERING
You know what you should wear?
You should wear the cowboy hat
with jeans and that underneath.
Then when you go in there,
go in there, pull your Magnums out.
"I'm here!"
LAUGHTER
Oh, yeah!
Pair it with this, pair of heels.
I'm not wearing heels.
I'll fall over.
Heard you wanna go to the Hideaway.
LAUGHTER
Bang! Yeah, cool.
How are you feeling? Excited?
Naughty.
Naughty!
Look at his thong!
LAUGHTER
WHOOPING
Bang!
Bang!
I heard you wanna go
to the Hideaway.
APPLAUSE
Yee-haw!
# I'm imagining... #
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
How sick is this?
Look here, there it is. Howdy.
Yeah. Hey, partner.
That's so sick!
Oh, shit!
Oh, my God!
CORK POPS
Whoo!
Oh, my God, it's so hot in here!
SHE LAUGHS
Yeah, I like that.
You like it?
Yeah!
Yeah, yeah!
Are you ready for this?
Ooh, that's quite a lot.
Ooh!
You ready?
Mmm.
Mmm! Look at your face! Ooh!
Come here.
There you go. All gone.
Are you happy to be here?
I'm very happy to be here.
Yeah.
'If you're wondering
what the previous scene
'would have looked like if
Love Island was made in the 1950s,
'Jake and Liberty have kindly filmed
the following reconstruction.'
Cold, innit?
Cold but lovely, innit?
Ah, so snugged up.
This was where our first kiss was.
I got a bit nervous around you
and stuff.
Did you? Do you still get
nervous around me now?
A little bit!
Aw, bless you.
How nice,
Toby and Chloe in the Hideaway.
Yeah, I know.
They deserve it.
It was waiting to happen, wasn't it?
Yeah.
Be nice for them to get
some alone time, one-to-one.
When we had that time
in the Hideaway,
it's weird, you come out
and you're like, "Whoa!"
It brings you a lot closer,
doesn't it?
It's a weird feeling.
# You took me
To a state of mind... #
Yeah, that's real nice.
That's real nice!
CHLOE LAUGHS
Yeah, that...
That was nice.
# My nirvana-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na
# Na-na-na, na-na, na-na
# You're my nirvana... #
What do we think?
Do we think he's having
a sleepless night tonight, yeah?
Better be.
I just hope she eats him alive.
I don't think...
Fancy seeing you here.
# I know addictions can be dangerous
# I'm not givin' you up
# I won't give up
# You're my nirvana-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na... #
How are you feeling, babe,
about tonight?
I think I need to get
down to business, you know.
# Na-na-na, na-na, na-na... #
Oh!
Ooh!
Night-night!
Night-night!
# I never felt this way before
My love
# You give me feelings
Don't you ever stop
# I know addictions can be dangerous
# I'm not giving you up
I won't give you up
# You're my nirvana-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na
# Na-na-na, na-na, na-na
# You're my nirvana-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na
# Na-na-na, na-na, na-na
# You're my nirvana. #
'Coming up...
'Chloe spills the beans.'
It was, like, very hot,
and then it was over, like,
quite quickly.
# Midnight, blue sky
# Drinking moonshine
# Living like runaways... #
IAIN STIRLING: 'The disgusting
things Toby and Chloe got up to
'in the Hideaway last night
'reduced a seasoned Love Island
cameraman to tears.
'Look, there's his tissue.
The poor man was in bits.
'He's 64, for crying out loud.
He's got a heart condition.'
So much nicer to wake up in here.
Yeah.
This is a nice room.
Did you have fun?
Yeah, it was a sick night.
What are you gonna say today?
When they ask, when the girls ask,
"How was your night?"
I'll say it got a little handsy.
A bit more than kissing,
but nothing much.
Nice.
Nice night in the Hideaway.
MUSIC: 'Young Summer'
by Tungevaag
Good morning, everyone.
ALL: Morning!
What's happening?
What do you think they got up to?
Anyone reckon, erm,
Toby and Chloe done anything?
One-nil. One-nil, you reckon?
Hat-trick!
You reckon a hat-trick?
Hat-trick hero!
CHEERING
Yee-haw! Yee-haw!
I forgot about you guys,
I honestly forgot about you guys.
Oh, did you miss us?
No!
I didn't want to come back,
to be honest.
Did you have a great time?
Yeah. Ha!
Chloe, was Toby a bad boy?
He was a bad little mousy!
# The old young summer days
Oh-oh-oh
# I get lost in the colours
# I remember the summer
# Take me back to the old
Long summer days
# Oh, oh-oh. #
'Some people claim that
a middle-class PE teacher
'at a private school
lives a sheltered existence.
'But I think that's nonsense.
'Sorry, Hugo, there was
something you wanted to ask.'
Is that what coffee's
meant to look like?
Or is it meant to be lighter?
Mate, you're asking the wrong guy.
I just have iced coffees.
Who's it for, AJ?
Yeah.
Look at you.
Shut up.
Look at you!
It's not Friend Island any more.
You guys are having kisses in bed!
You're so cute. Oh, thank you.
There you go.
AJ CHUCKLES
Hugo just brought me up a coffee!
Did he?
Yeah!
Oh, my God!
So cute! That tastes so good.
Another day, another coffee.
Another day, another coffee!
Another day, another coffee!
Ooh!
Yeah, he's grafting you now.
I feel like it is moving
in the right direction.
It's taking a slower pace,
but I think as long as it's moving,
take those little
baby steps and see...
see what happens, really.
He's so cute.
Oh, bless.
I'll go down in a minute and try and
do a sexy workout in front of him.
Just be like,
"Oh, I need to, er, stretch!"
AJ CHUCKLES
So, Hammond, how was last night?
How was last night?
Were any goals scored?
Had a little cuddle.
Covers over. Then just a bit
of a smoochy snogging.
At the time, it felt like
the right thing to do.
This morning, I'm not so sure,
so obviously I'll chat to her today
and keep getting to know her
and go from there, but...
Yeah, it's the only way
you can do it, really.
Especially when you've
got that little thing
that is niggling away at you.
But, man, she's... she's hot.
She is hot.
She's hot.
I'm still not 100%.
You know, there is something missing
for me at the minute,
and I'm not sure what that is,
but, you know,
I'm hoping the more time
we spend together,
we'll be able to iron that out
and figure out what that is
and move forward.
I've got a gorgeous girl
throwing herself at me,
so who am I to complain?
'If you want to spend
some more time with her, Mr Hammond,
'just tell her to see you
after gym class.
'Last night, Chloe and Toby
got up to all sorts
'with some erotic sensual
body chocolate lovemaking aids.
'Or, as it's otherwise known,
Nutella in a tube.'
I did like the massage.
It was really nice.
Then the lights, like, went down...
CHLOE SQUEALS
And then you really did
get down to business!
Just went under the covers
and did a little bit of foreplay.
It was, like, very hot,
and then it was over quite quickly.
Hot as in temperature,
or hot as in sexy?
Temperature.
Or both?
Not sexy, we were both covered
in chocolate oil.
My hair was, like, out here,
my lashes were hanging off...
Yeah, but we all saw...
we all saw it coming.
Yeah... Oh, yeah!
I don't think I've ever been that
comfortable with a boy, or anyone.
Really?
Yeah, 100%.
Look, when you put two people
who are very sexually attracted
to each other in a very sexy room,
with body chocolate,
it was only gonna go one way, OK?
It was a little bit steamy,
but nothing too, too, too much.
SHE GIGGLES
It started off as stalemate,
nil-nil.
As we all do.
Nil-nil first half.
Going back and forth,
the defence was weak.
The defence was weak!
Both sides?
Or was it just...?
Both sides, the defence was weak.
It was a very attacking game.
It was a very attacking game
from both sides. Erm...
It started with a one-nil.
Which way?
It started with a one-nil to me.
OK, OK.
Yeah, yeah, I brought it back
for a possible handball.
Yeah, a naughty,
you know, diving header?
Or was it, like...? There was
no diving headers, unfortunately,
because after the one-nil,
the game had to be cut short.
LAUGHTER
The weather wasn't too good,
we had streakers on the pitch.
We had, erm, a flooding...
a flooding of the pitch,
and... the pitch had to be
abandoned, unfortunately.
Right, come on, then,
what's your gossips?
Yeah, what about you, Cinds?
I feel like...
I feel like I'm not gonna
finalise my decision today,
because I feel like I need
to get to know both of them more.
Do you not think?
Yeah?
Hmm. Yeah,
if you wanna get to know them...
If you wanna get to know
both of them more, then do it.
I've got time.
I've got a lot of time in here.
You've got a lot of time
to figure it out.
You might snog Aaron and not...
There might not be a connection.
Yeah! You've gotta
think about that as well.
Oh, shit,
I haven't even snogged Aaron.
You haven't snogged Aaron yet?
I've snogged him,
and he's a fucking good kisser.
Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a good "tixt".
"Tixt"? Ticked.
Tick.
Yo.
All right, then, bruv.
I want you here so we can have...
Prime site.
..so we can have a good chat.
Chinwag.
How you feeling about Luce?
Yeah, so, I said, like,
"Who do you find yourself
gravitating towards?"
And then she was like,
"Erm, well, obviously you,
but we're in a couple."
I was like, "Right, well,
if we wasn't in a couple,
"who would you see yourself
gravitating towards?"
MOCKINGLY:
"Well, I don't know, really.
"Er... yeah. Erm... yeah."
And I'm like...
I was like, "I'm not asking you
to jump in my bed,
"but do you like me, or what?"
And she's like, "Yeah, erm...
I like everyone, really."
Not giving you that final answer.
Mate, listen, right,
before it gets any worse,
I don't wanna waste my time,
do you know what I mean?
Of course, yeah.
When you're sat around her,
when it's just you two,
do you find it hard to conversate
with her? Having a conversation?
The conversation's not hard,
they're just not getting to...
The next stage.
..the flirty, fun side.
Takes us back. She had
the same conversation with me.
Yeah!
She speaks to me like
she speaks to you. And I'm like...
You want that different side to her.
Delve a bit deeper.
I need something a bit like
what you and Liberty's got. Yeah.
If Aaron can get more out of her
than me, then hat off to him.
She's a tough nut to crack,
so see where it goes. Game on a bit.
'We hired a team of top scientists
to come up with the solution
'to Chloe's phobia
of other people getting texts.
'They said,
"Send a text to Chloe." '
TEXT ALERT
'Waste of money.'
Oh, my God, I got a text!
SOME CHEERS
CHLOE LAUGHS
SHE READS ALOUD:
CHEERING
Oh, my gosh!
Snog, Marry, Pie. Sick.
I'll be livid if I get pied,
but I probably will.
Don't be a pie, baby!
This should be interesting, yeah.
Love this shit.
'Still to come...'
Wibble, wobble, wibble, wobble.
'..live or let pie.'
Sorry, darling,
I don't really know you.
CHEERING
IAIN STIRLING: 'It's challenge time,
'and judging by these shots,
this one's taking place
'somewhere very exotic...
'Oh, no, it's by the pool.
'Camera team, you've lied to me,
'but, more importantly,
you've lied to the British public.
'The Islanders
are playing Snog, Marry Or Pie.
'You know the rules.
'Each Islander
chooses someone to snog,
'someone to marry
and someone to pie.
'First to go for the boys is Liam.'
Kaz.
WHOOPING
Bloody hell!
LAUGHTER
Me and Kaz
don't look at each other like that,
so it was just friendly.
The woman I want to spend
the rest of my life with...
Mills.
Aww!
Oh, look at that!
LAUGHTER AND CHEERING
Oh, yeah...
Feel the weight of that, Liam.
Yeah, right!
Do you want a taste?
Do you want a taste?
LAUGHTER
'I pied Chloe first.'
Me and Chloe,
we get on like a house on fire.
You know, I don't look at her
in any romantic way,
so she was definitely
having the pie.
'Jake's next to play.'
CHEERING,
SCATTERED APPLAUSE
Kaz, I love you to bits, darling.
Aww!
ALL: Whoo!
Kaz is getting her kiss on!
Go on, Kaz!
Love you, Kaz!
Love you, baby!
I knew Lib knew
there would be nothing in it.
Obviously, Lib was gonna be
number one anyway for the marriage.
Would you take the honour
of marrying me?
Yeah, course.
Wrong hand.
LAUGHTER
Oh, my God!
It would be Lib, wouldn't it?
APPLAUSE
Wibble, wobble, wibble, wobble!
Ooh! Sorry, darling,
I don't really know you.
CHEERING
No way! No way!
Oh, he didn't hold back, did he?
My God!
I stink! Oh!
'Who's Toby gonna
tongue-tussle with?'
Where do I go, where do I go...?
# Kiss, kiss
It's something I can't resist
# Your lips are undeniable... #
Your tongue tastes of pie!
Yeah, I know!
I know!
Eurgh!
Who deserves this, then?
Who deserves this?
Oh, Millie! Millie Moo!
I would love to marry you!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Don't you dare!
Smell it, smell it.
No, I know what it smells like!
So annoying!
Have a sniff.
Have a sniff. Oh, yeah!
LAUGHTER
Yes! Yes!
It would taste better
than kissing you, anyway!
It was my dream to pie Faye,
because she annoys me 24-7
in this place,
so I could pie her. I was so happy.
'Danny boy is up next.'
No!
HE LAUGHS
LAUGHTER
# Don't wanna miss this kiss... #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# You know you're just my type... #
Wowzer!
I was completely shocked
about the kiss from Danny.
Like, where did that come from?
You ain't spoke to me.
ALL: Ohhh!
You haven't spoke to me.
Yes, Danny! Yes, Danny!
APPLAUSE
At least we can see
that the boys notice
that I'm marriage material.
I am not looking forward to this.
I'm actually scared.
No, don't.
Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen!
SHRIEKING
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
Yes, Danny!
OK, then, hon.
Fine, pie me, whatever.
'Teddy's next to go.'
ALL: Ooh! Ooh!
You got a heart of gold.
ALL: Aww!
Give her a snog!
Fuckin' hell!
I snogged Kaz because
she's got a heart of gold.
Aww!
Awwww!
Give me that finger. There you go.
Thank you.
APPLAUSE
I knew Teddy would marry me,
and if he didn't, he would've been
in bloody trouble, so...
LAUGHTER
I do love you, Lib, I do love you.
Lib was looking too clean
in that queue.
She was looking too comfortable,
and she is comfortable right now
with Jake.
So I just thought, "You know what?
I'm gonna have to pie Lib."
You're a little bit popular today,
aren't you?
'Mr Hammond's up.'
Is it gonna be...?
Nope! Ha-ha-ha!
APPLAUSE
WHOOPING
Oh, God,
I'm so glad Hugo snogged me.
I was like, "I don't wanna
see him kissing anyone else!"
So, I'm saving my right knee
for The One,
but I'll use my left knee now.
Aww!
Because I can be myself around you,
and I just laugh all the time.
Aww!
APPLAUSE
Honestly, I would marry Hugo
in a heartbeat anyway.
Yes, boy!
Why is it so big?
That's what they all say, Chlo,
that's what they all say!
It's now time for the nice guy
to give out the pie.
Remember that re-coupling?
LAUGHTER
Come here. Mwah!
'It's Aaron's chance
to do some pieing.'
You know what?
Let's repay the favour.
SQUEALS AND SHOUTS
CHEERING
Bo-o-oo!
Nice snog. Honestly, yeah,
she's a good kisser. She is.
Come on, you're the wifey, innit?
Aww!
WHOOPING
Like, who else was he really,
really going to marry?
Ooh!
Oh, my God!
Fuck! You owe me some filler.
Aw! Honestly, I feel so bad.
I'm the only girl
to have been pied three times.
However, I'd rather be on the mind
than not on the mind at all.
'Now it's the girls,
and as we all know,
'revenge is a dish
best served warm and curdled.
'And three-time pie-faced Faye
is up first.'
Oh, you stink.
I do smell, yes.
LAUGHTER
Yeah!
APPLAUSE
Love you, Faye!
I wanna marry my best mate,
so I'm gonna marry my brother.
Hee-hee-hee!
Ah!
Whoo!
'It's Chloe to go.'
Nope.
You, big boy.
Yeah!
I wouldn't be too happy if she
snogged anyone else, to be fair.
I wouldn't like that.
I feel like
you'd be the best husband,
so will you marry me, Mr Hammond?
It'd be my pleasure. Aww!
There you go.
Do you wanna play a game?
LAUGHTER
Big boy, this one's on you.
Chloe nearly knocked me out
with her pie.
I was expecting a left hook
to come after it as well.
Oh, my God!
Argh!
I feel like me and him
have a lot of banter,
so I just knew that I could get him.
But I think I was
a little bit overexcited.
'Kaz is up next.'
I ain't falling for that twice,
no chance!
CHEERING
Yes! Yeah!
The Hammonator! The Hammonator!
I just wanna see
what he's working with!
And if I do say so myself,
it was a very, very creamy kiss.
And you're the only person
I'd go down on a knee for.
LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE
As soon she picked that pie up,
it was only going to one place.
Hey, where's that hand going?
Get that hand back.
Just relax.
LAUGHTER
No, no, no!
Toby ducking my pie
wouldn't be the first time
he's not stood up and been a man
about something, to be honest.
The pie's gone!
That pie's gone, darling!
Reloading! Reloading!
Pie's gone, darling!
Listen...
That pie's gone. That pie's gone.
None of that.
Take it like a man.
Face it like a man.
LAUGHTER
That pie's gone!
'So, who's Millie gonna smooch?'
Who's ready for these sexy lips?
LAUGHTER
Oh, my God.
# Aye, I'm just trying
To make my way... #
CHEERING
Who do I wanna give this ring to?
My Toby.
Aw...
The Essex gang
have got to stick together. Aw.
APPLAUSE
I think I know who I'm gonna go for.
Jake always comes over
when me and Liam are in the bed
and ruins our kisses.
So Jake deserved a pie for that,
unfortunately.
'It's Liberty's turn
to let loose a pie.'
Are you ready?
SHE LAUGHS
That would be peak, wouldn't it?
LAUGHTER
Love a messy snog.
CHEERING
# Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Kissing strangers... #
It was a very messy snog,
with all cream round us.
But I enjoyed it nevertheless.
Aaron...
SHE LAUGHS
Will you marry me
for making me a mean cheese toastie
and an iced coffee every day?
Of course.
APPLAUSE
'He only makes her cheese toasties.'
I'm the full package.
She gets everything from me.
This is for pie-ing my girl.
CHEERING
# Till I find someone I love
# Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Kissing strangers... #
Well, he dodges Kaz, didn't he?
So I was like, no, no, no, no, no.
'Now AJ's on the way.'
CHEERING
Tough at the top.
LAUGHTER
Aaron...
You make the most amazing
iced coffees with whipped cream,
and you've also
made me feel very welcome
since coming into the villa,
so thank you.
Thank you.
APPLAUSE
So, the question is,
am I husband material?
Well, I mean, three proposals...
Do I need to say anything else?
Cos you pied me.
Whoo!
I can't say I've been pied
too often in my time,
but, erm... damn!
'And last but not least,
it's Lucinda.'
It was so good,
I wanna go in for seconds.
WHOOPING
Come on, queen!
I loved the fact it was
right next to Danny, who pied me.
So, yeah, loved it.
Here you go.
There's no-one else
I'd rather marry than you.
GIRLS: Aw!
Aw! Put it on, then.
To be honest, I'm, you know...
I'm flattered that Lucinda and Chlo
both thought of me
as husband material.
You've already had a pie.
You look too clean.
I'm not petty, and I don't really
like revenge, either,
so maybe not you.
Liam, I love you,
but it would be weird
if there was anything more, so...
SCREAMING
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
What more do you want from a day?
You stink, but you got a kiss.
Perfect.
'Still to come...
'Lucinda plays it cool.'
No, there's so many people
over there. We can't.
We can't.
Can we not? No.
IAIN STIRLING: 'Some of the
Islanders have had to spend time
'washing all the sticky stuff
off themselves.
'Still, enough about the Hideaway.
'That pie challenge was fun,
wasn't it?'
I can't believe I snogged Aaron
twice just then.
Have you snogged him
out of a challenge? No.
Was that your first snog?
First ever snog.
So good you went in for seconds,
I heard.
I don't know which was worse,
though, she kissed Aaron.
JAKE: Did that piss you off a bit?
And not kiss you?
Yeah.
And then, obviously,
AJ kissing Hugo as well.
Yeah, I well thought
she was gonna kiss me.
Oh, well. It's their loss, innit?
DANNY CHUCKLES
BOTH LAUGH
# Why don't you mess me around
Like you're supposed to... #
Do you think tonight's
gonna be interesting? Mm. We'll see.
LUCINDA:
I think interesting in my world.
'In the challenge, Aaron used
the classic "kiss the girl" tactic,
'while Danny plumped for
the more left-field
' "rub rancid cream on the girl"
approach.
'My hunch is that the kiss
was the smarter move,
'but, hey, what do I know?'
How's life?
How's life?
Are you happy with the, erm...?
The challenge?
Yeah, it went quite well.
HE LAUGHS
I think it went bloody well for you.
You know, I think it went quite well
as well.
Who did you marry, again? Kaz.
Kaz, yeah.
Aw!
That was a nice, easy one.
How did you find your pie-ing?
Was that a shock?
What, with him?
Yeah.
I think he's an idiot, to be honest.
BOTH CHUCKLE
I feel like, do you know what's
happened with that whole situation?
Mm. He wants to
"treat them mean keep them keen".
Mm.
It hasn't worked.
It's sort of hasn't worked.
I know.
No, I feel like he was just
a bit scared of being mugged off.
What, and he wanted to get there
before? Yeah, I think so.
Nicely placed.
I think you did all right.
Obviously, I was happy.
Do you know what I mean?
Mm.
Yeah.
Did you like my thing?
"So good,
I have to go in for seconds"?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So good, I might have to come in
for thirds.
Aaron!
Luce!
BOTH LAUGH
Do you think that's a bit muggy?
We are literally
in the middle of the villa.
We are. We always are.
No, there's so many people
over there. We can't.
We can't!
Can we not? No.
No?
No, I feel like we can't.
I'm the one that has to
deal with things later.
What are you gonna deal with? I have
to speak to him first, I think.
All right, you have words.
I'll take you to the terrace later.
OK.
Okey-pokey.
All right, see you in a bit.
Where you gonna go? Just sit there?
All on your own?
I'm not gonna interrupt you guys.
'I do definitely think
I'm warming to Aaron.'
Obviously, there's stuff
going on with me and Danny,
and we are coupled up.
'It's sort of been building up now
for a couple of days...'
And I'm sort of a bit...
mm... about it.
Obviously, I didn't really
understand your reasoning
behind that challenge.
Do you want to explain?
Obviously, the reason...
Nah, like...
I'm not this type of kid to, like...
to, like, chase you
like a little dog. Yeah.
I knock you down a couple of pegs,
have a little banter with you.
I said to the boys, obviously,
I'm making you coffees
every morning. Yeah.
Obviously, you know I fancy you.
You know I like you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I want to pitch in a good 'un.
And I just feel like
you give nothing back to me.
Like... Yeah. I'm not asking you
to come and give me a kiss.
I'm asking for you to come
and ask me if I'm all right,
just off your own back.
Yeah.
I just don't feel like...
I feel like I can sense you
gravitating towards Aaron
more than me.
I just want to know
if you want me to...
Right, OK, so, basically...
..pursue you as a friend,
or pursue you as something more?
Cos I'm cool with either way.
Yeah, I know.
But, basically, I thought back
to the challenge quickly,
I thought with the challenge,
obviously you kissing AJ,
you haven't really
properly spoken to her.
I did... I did that to see
if you got a little bit jealous.
Like I got jealous the other night,
when fucking Aaron
tried kissing you. Oh, right.
Yeah, cos you know I did, cos
you were like, "Oh, it's fit, that."
Yeah. I was trying to see
if you would've got pissed off,
but don't look like
you was pissed off.
Well, no,
I was a little bit pissed off.
I want you to have
a good time in here.
I want you to be happy and that.
And I can sense
that I don't bring that out of you.
Yeah, maybe you don't.
I don't feel like I bring that,
and I don't feel you
bring that out of me as well.
No, I don't think I do either.
The thing is,
I'm not even like this normally.
I feel like that with you,
I feel quite serious. I do.
And I'm not even
a bloody serious person.
I don't want to be
like this as well.
I feel like we're
on the same page now,
I feel like we're both
feeling the same things. Yeah.
Like, erm,
maybe we'll just be mates then.
Yeah, maybe.
I think that's for the best,
cos I don't wanna be
this serious guy in here,
and if that's what you make me
feel like, then...
I need to just maybe
nip it in the bud a bit, I think.
YOU need to nip it in the bud?
Because I just don't think
we're vibing off each other at all.
No, I don't think we are either,
to be honest.
You're like a matte black
Lamborghini that I wanna drive,
that I wanna... put the key in.
Shh. Don't work.
THEY LAUGH
Like, do you know what I mean?
That's what it is.
I tried changing a couple of parts,
and it's just not working.
It's just not working.
It's still in the garage.
It's still in the garage.
I've been here five days,
changed the tyres, changed the part.
It's still not starting.
Not starting.
I think it just don't work.
Yeah, maybe buy a new car.
Yeah, I'm thinking
a red Ferrari now.
The Lamborghini didn't work.
That black Lamborghini, maybe not.
Red Ferrari over there.
To be fair, I think a Lamborghini's
nicer than a red Ferrari.
Yeah, that's my favourite car,
do you know what I mean?
Aw! You was my favourite girl.
Just didn't work.
Oh!
DANNY LAUGHS
100%, I am so happy that, like,
that Danny situation's over and out.
Like, I just wanna
put it to bed now.
Honestly, Aaron is, like,
the nicest person ever..
I just can't wait
to get to know him more.
You all right?
Yeah, how are you?
Yeah, yeah, I'm good. I'm good.
Good.
What did you think of the challenge?
Erm, I'm not gonna lie,
I was a little bit surprised
with your... your move, actually.
Cos we haven't actually
had a chance to chat.
Just, like, me and you.
Yeah, I know.
So, I was just like...
Also, I thought
you would have picked Cind.
Well, cut a long story short,
I basically ended it with Lucinda.
Have you?
Yeah, me and Lucinda just ended it.
Shit, was that what
that conversation was about?
Just ended it. We feel like there's
a weight lifted off our shoulders.
Erm, and we're basically
just friends now.
I'm literally chilling.
But, obviously,
I want to get to know you.
Even though, like, we haven't spoke,
we're kind of like
looking at each other. Yeah.
It was not like that with Lucinda.
Oh, really?
Obviously, minutes after
the friend-zoning with Lucinda,
AJ... Pfft! ..takes my breath away.
Feel so much better
speaking to AJ over Lucinda,
just from the five minutes.
So, I've just ended things with him.
Just like that?
Just like... Just like that?
I didn't actually think
I had it in me.
I don't think anyone did.
But I did it somehow.
You've shown me
a different side to you.
You know what? He sort of made it
out as if he was doing it as well.
I'm not gonna
make a massive deal about it,
but it definitely wasn't 50/50.
I did it, you know what I mean?
Yeah, but that's the type, innit?
He said he didn't
want to get mugged off.
He said, "You're still
the fittest one in here.
"But you're a black Lamborghini
that doesn't start."
What the fuck
is that supposed to mean?
I guess that just means
he was trying to chat to you,
but he was just getting nothing
back... Yeah. ..basically.
I mean, I wouldn't have used
that analogy, personally.
He said a black Lambo
is his favourite car.
There you go,
you're his favourite car.
Mm. Love that.
Well done. Great.
Was you happy I kissed you?
I mean, I wasn't not happy!
What are you hearing, what are you
feeling, then, with regards to Hugo?
Do you feel like I'm turning
your head a little bit or not?
Obviously, with Hugo,
it's still really early days.
I just thought I'd let you know
I'm interested, with the kiss.
That was my plan.
No, I thought that was a good move.
A dangerous move, a very brave move.
I'm not in here to fuck about, am I?
All right! You said you were gonna
spice things up. I mean...
It definitely was
a little bit spicy!
Is that a bit like you? Yes?
Tss! Hot!
You're very spicy, though,
aren't you?
Have you actually ever been
in a relationship in here?
What have you been doing?
I was with Sharon for a day...
What d'you mean, "for a day"!
BOTH LAUGH
Was it even a day?
Sorry, it was about as long
as you and Brad,
so don't give me that shit, yeah?
I'm not anything like Sharon,
I don't think, though.
No, you ain't.
And I ended it with Sharon
after a couple of days, didn't I?
Yeah. She was lovely. Oh, my God,
that was the day I turned up.
Yeah.
Cos we were going around,
and you were like,
"We need to have this conversation."
Yeah.
I remember!
I remember that as well. Shit.
Oh, yeah.
But a lot of things have happened.
I'm happy it ended up like this.
Yeah, I'm happy as well.
Definitely.
Good things come to those who wait,
huh?
# Oh-oh-oh, little
# Did I know
Did I know, oh-oh-oh
# Little did I know
That it could feel like this
# Oh-oh-oh, little
# Every time I got you on my lips
# The summer before you. #
IAIN STIRLING: 'Now it's time
for you to have your say.
'Head to the app and vote
for your favourite Islanders.
'You can vote for one girl
and one boy.
'And those with the fewest votes
risk being dumped from the island.
'Who's your favourite girl? Is it...
'And is your favourite boy...
'Remember, you're voting
for your favourite Islanders.
'Voting is free
via the Love Island app,
'and available on iOS and Android
devices, and you can only vote once.
'The vote closes at 10:15 PM.
'Find out the results of your vote
in tomorrow night's show.'
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.