Love Island (2015–…): Season 7, Episode 21 - Episode 18 - full transcript

IAIN STIRLING:
'Previously on Love Island...'

# Ball so hard,
We ain't even supposed to be here. #

'..two new Islanders got grafting.'

Definitely want to test the waters
and try kiss you and stuff,

but obviously, I can't do that.

How come you picked me?
Cos I was intrigued by you.

I feel like the villa
was missing your energy. Yeah.

Do you fancy me?
Maybe.

Do you?
A little bit.

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

'Tonight...



'..a re-coupling rocks the villa.'

So the boy
I'd like to couple up with...

is...

So the girl I would like
to couple up with is...

'Something big is about to happen
in the villa,

'and by the looks of those girls,

'my guess is it's either
a performance of Riverdance

'or a re-coupling.

'When the re-coupling's finished,

'one single girl
will be left standing

'and she'll be dumped
from the island.'

# Were we chosen

# To be the new beginning... #

'As the villa's latest arrivals, AJ
and Danny get to couple up first.'



# We've waited for this time

# Here we stand... #

I would like to couple up
with this boy because

first of all, he's gorgeous.

Since coming into the villa,
he's made me feel so comfortable.

He has all the right morals I'm
looking for in someone long-term.

And, yeah, I just want to explore
where we could go as a couple

and get to know him a bit more.

# Here we stand at the genesis

# Genesis... #

So the boy
I'd like to couple up with is...

..Hugo.

# We'll start again,
We'll start again

# We'll start again, oh-oh, oh,
Genesis

# Here we stand at the genesis. #

'Next to pick is the new boy Danny.

'He dated Kaz and Sharon,

'but he's also
got his eye on Lucinda.'

# It's just the beginning

# It's just the beginning. #

I would like to couple up
with this girl

because coming into the villa,

the first time I seen her,
I was drawn to her.

# War has come... #

Then, obviously,
getting to know her,

I realised we had a lot more
in common than I thought.

Yeah, she's just stunning

and I can see myself
having a future with her.

So the girl I would like
to couple up with is...

..Lucinda.

'Aaron is next to go.

'He's been in a friendship couple
with Kaz,

'but was hoping
to get closer to Lucinda.'

I'd like to couple up with this girl

because she's basically
like my sister in the villa.

She's the diva of the villa.

Obviously, with other choices
that have been made,

erm, it's made my choice
a lot easier.

Call me a dickhead,
just call me a dickhead.

We're both here to find love,

and we can do that
coupled up together.

So the girl
I'd like to couple up with is...

# We had that young love... #

..Kaz.

# We had that dumb love... #

Come, come, come, come.

# Your love

# We had that you jump
And I'm jumping

# Crazy kind of something,
That dumb love... #

# Dumb love, young love. #

'Next to make his choice is Jake.

'He's been in a couple with Liberty
from day one.'

I would like to couple up
with this girl

because she's absolutely beautiful,

I love waking up to her snotty nose
every morning.

And, obviously, we can't
keep our hands off each other.

So the girl
I'd like to couple up with is...

..my Lib.

# Young love, we had that dumb love

# The kind that cuts you up inside,
My blood was your love

# We had that dumb love,
We had that young love. #

'It's Liam's turn.

'He's been with Millie
since the last re-coupling.'

I wanted to couple up with this girl

because since she
came through them villa doors,

she put a smile on my face.

Every day we're growing
and I'm enjoying the experience.

Every time we're together,
we're laughing and having fun.

I'm so attracted to her
and her personality is amazing.

Apart from that,
she's very, very sexy.

So I'm really enjoying
where things are going,

and so that's why
I want to couple up with...

..Millie.

# Be my medicine
When it's so hard to breathe

# Be my weekend
When I'm tearing at the seams

# And even though the cut runs deep
And I'm so hard to please... #

'There are just three girls
left standing and Toby,

'who's in a couple with Chloe,
is next up.'

I would like to couple up
with this person

because she's fantastic in and out,
I feel like I gravitated towards her

in the villa, and there's never
a dull moment with her around.

I love her dry sense of humour
and the way she looks.

Always bubbly, always laughing,

and I'm interested to see
what happens next.

The girl I would like
to couple up with is...

..Chloe.

# Keep me from the cages
Under the control

# Running in the dark
To find East of Eden

# Keep me from the cages
Under the control

# Running in the dark
To find East of Eden... #

'It all comes down
to Teddy's decision.

'He's currently coupled up
with Faye.

'The girl he doesn't choose
will be dumped.'

I would like to couple up
with this girl because, you know,

I feel like we're going
from strength to strength.

I'm still looking to hopefully
get to see the other side of her.

You know, she keeps me on my toes.

Even though she's a pain in my arse,
she's a stunning pain in my arse.

So the girl I'd like
to couple up with is...

..Faye.

APPLAUSE

# I don't want you to leave... #

HUGO: I'm so sorry.
SHARON: Don't be stupid.

# Cos you're the only thing
That puts me at ease

# Feels like the world outside's
Coming for me

# Cos my mind works in ways

# I don't even know... #

Come here.

I love you.

I'm just gonna miss
everything about her.

I'm gonna miss
everything about Sharon.

She was just my soundboard,
she was my backbone.

She was the one
that I went to for everything.

Imagine if we hadn't come in,
we'd never have met each other.

What an amazing way to say it.
It's just mad.

The girls are gonna
be so upset, mate.

I know. Sharon's probably the second
closest girl I've got in here.

My closest, mate.
Yeah, exactly.

We're like a little...
A little team.

Of four.
Yep.

She didn't compromise,
she wanted the best for her

and, you know, somewhere, someday,

someone out there
is gonna make her so happy.

# Sometimes even the good things
Get lost along the way

# I had to let you go,
But I wanted you to stay... #

KAZ: I just can't believe
Shaz and Kaz have been separated.

I'm, like, heartbroken

because I know she was genuinely
looking to meet someone new.

SHARON: I love you loads, OK?
HUGO: I love you too.

# I wish you well

I wish you well... #

Let's see you strut, then.
My suitcase!

Bye, guys!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

We all took a plunge
when we came here.

You know, love was never guaranteed
and it never will be,

but, you know,
I'm glad that I took the plunge.

I'm still on that hunt for love
and still looking for that

Mr Someone Special who can handle
my fire and make me a happy woman.

# I wish you well... #

'Still to come...'

Honestly, if I was rude,

I'd kiss you right now
in front of him.

'..Aaron makes his move.'

'Sharon's departure
is a moment so upsetting,

'the editors made the decision to go
full Billie Eilish piano ballad.

'Yes, it really is that sad.'

# Once we've both said
Our goodbyes... #

Let's go for a chat, come on.

I don't know you really want to
right now. I'm a big, snotty mess.

To lose Sharon is just...

# Call me friend, keep me close... #

Good speech, though.

Yeah, you liked it?

You're a mess.

Mm. You're a mess.

I am a mess, I'm a snotty mess.
Jesus.

I'm a mess. I'm a nice mess,
though, right?

You are a nice mess.
You're a nice mess.

# Say, I like it like that,
I like it like that. #

HE SIGHS

I can't believe she's gone.

How are you feeling?

Cos I didn't expect that.
A lot going on.

I'm not gonna lie to you.
No, there's a lot going on there.

'Hugo was upset when AJ picked him
cos he wanted to be

'in a friendship couple with Sharon,
which tells you one thing -

'the producers need to explain
the format to him.'

Oh, we're going back to where
we first began. Yeah. There we go.

The first day, the first date,
the first chat. There you go.

Oh, was not expecting that.
Was you not?

Just everything in general, really.

I just want to firstly apologise.

I know my body language
was off then, but...

I was like, "Oh, my God,
he didn't want me to pick him."

It was just really tough
because Sharon's been there for me

from day one,
through this whole experience,

and she's been my best friend
in here.

And, obviously,
I knew once you picked me,

I knew the consequence of that
for her.

So it was really tough for me.

You got to pick first,
you had to do what you had to do,

that's fine, but why me?
I don't get that.

Did you not see it coming at all?
I did not see that coming at all.

I thought it was going to be Liam.
Really? Yeah.

You honestly, like, are the one
person I feel most comfortable with.

Honestly,
I'm really attracted to you.

I think you're gorgeous. Honestly.

Such a flirt.
Such a flirt, honestly. Jeez.

It's embarrassing.

You make me like...
I don't know, you just.

Don't be embarrassed.

You are the guy that, sort of,
been at number one for me

since the start.

You are, for me,

you are the guy that I see something
long-term with.

Yeah, yeah. You've got just
everything I look for in a partner.

And I'd want to explore that.

'Danny shocked the group
with his choice,

'but, hey, we've all been there.

'Sometimes when you least expect it,
you suddenly just need the loo...

'"Loo-sinda", Lucinda.'

Are you happy I chose ya?
Yeah, I am happy. Thank you.

Are you happy?
Yeah, I'm more than happy.

It's a bit shit obviously, I'm
a boy's boy, I'd never sneak around.

It is what it is, I've gotta do
what I've gotta do,

do you know what I mean?

Lucinda, she's stunning.

She's like, obviously, in my eyes,
the fittest one in here.

So I've gotta go with
what I wanna go for,

do you know what I mean?
She was the one that I wanted.

I'm going in a sec, but I wanted
to make sure you're all right first.

Yeah, what you going to say to her?

I'm glad that you're glad.

I'd hate to pick you and you think,
"fucking hell".

Oh, my God, no.

What an angel. You're my G, innit?

Oh, gosh.

Sorry, Luce, can I grab you?

Me?
Yeah.

Yeah, of course.
I'll be back in a moment, guys.

See you later, mate. Fucking hell,
I'm gonna trip over the duvet.

You all right, Kaz?
Yeah.

How you doing?
You OK? Sad times, innit?

As soon as all the drama
cooled down a little bit,

I had to pull Lucinda straightaway
for a chat

to let her know
exactly how I'm feeling.

And exactly where my mindset is
after re-coupling.

What do you think of that?

There was like many scenarios
that could have happened

in that situation.
Yeah.

Where I don't know
what the hell was going on.

I was just like...

What did you think was gonna happen?
I don't know.

Because I haven't spoken to you
about this.

I don't know whether you and Kaz
are really close.

Like, I didn't want to
come between you two, sort of thing.

I didn't know what was going on
between that.

Do you think we're close like that?

No, not like that, you know
what I mean. No, of course, course.

He was like, "You happy?"

I was like, "Yeah, I'm obviously
really privileged and everything."

And he was like,
"I'm happy that you're happy,

"cos I wouldn't want
to couple up with you

"if you didn't want to couple up
with me." Yeah.

I feel really awkward that
he's just staring at us right now.

No, we're moving. We're moving.
We have to move. Come on, then.

Come, come, come.

Shall we go there?
Shall we beanbag it?

So, anyway, what I was saying is,
obviously, I thought we were

getting to know each other
really well,

and, like, I was looking at you
round the fire pit,

and I was thinking to myself,
like...

Are you gonna try and whisper?

Because I know
you're not very good at it.

..I wanna be coupled up with you.

But it's really not the end of
the world. No, it's not that deep.

If we wanna be coupled up
in the future,

then obviously, next re-coupling,
we can do that,

know what I mean?
It's really not that deep.

I'd have done the same shit.

If I came in, you were with someone,
I would've gone for you,

because you're the only person
I'm attracted to.

Honestly, if I was rude,

I'd kiss you right now,
in front of him. But...

Really?!
100%. Are you like that?

You're a bit like that, aren't you?

Yeah. Yeah, course I am.
What do you mean?

Go on.
I wanna do it in front of him.

Don't! Obviously not!
Why not?

Obviously not! Are you having
a laugh? Why are you doing this?

I think you've got a little
naughty streak to you, I reckon.

I had to do it.

I was like, if I didn't do it,
I would really, really regret it.

You've gotta back yourself.
You've gotta go for it.

And I did end up getting swerved,
I'm not gonna lie to you.

It was a bit like...

But do I regret
it? Not at all. I'd do it again.

I'm just sat here watching you,
smiling. It's like, fucking hell.

The subtle leg touch. Loving that.
Always, always.

No, I said to her, I was like...
she was like, "He's just watching."

And I was like, "Fuck it. I'll just
kiss you right in front of him."

THEY LAUGH

Oh, my God. I love that.

Dude, did I just see you
get swerved?

Yeah, basically, yeah.

LAUGHTER

Oh, no! No!

It was like, "Nah, mate."

I said to her, I was like... she was
like, "He's just staring at us."

I was like, "Yeah, I'd happily
pull you in front of him right now."

Oh, wait,
so you actually went in for it?

Honestly, man left
his beanbag, bruv!

LAUGHTER

What?!

So what you're saying is that

the beanbag was not
touching your bum any more?

Maybe there was a little connection.

What do you think of my decision?

Gotta do what you gotta do,
bruv, haven't you?

You got to do what you've got...
Just get in here.

Obviously, like,
just re-coupled with Lucinda.

Aaron's come straight in,
like a little snake.

Started rubbing her legs and stuff.

He was laughing and joking,
and then, like,

they both start laughing, and then
I'm like, "Did they just kiss?"

Did you see it? I don't know.
That would fucking boil my blood.

And then obviously
Hugo's been laughing at Aaron.

I was like,
"Have I missed something here?"

Aaron's obviously making sure
I know he's interested,

which is fair enough,
but in my eyes,

I feel like
there's a time and place,

and this was neither
the time or the place.

You've got no loyalties,
but you've got a level of respect.

Oh, yeah, 100%.
For, like, in the timeframe.

Tonight's my night, do you know what
I mean? Re-coupled, my first night.

Yeah.
Don't check me for a fucking mug.

There's no room for disrespect.
You've got to have a bit of respect.

Tonight's the night where...
Someone's coming.

Ah. Y'all right?

Guys. How are we?
All right. All right?

I'm good, thanks.

What are you doing?
You look so suspicious.

I'm not suspicious at all.

SHE LAUGHS
Aw, fuckin'... You enjoy, bruv.

See you later, mate.
Sound, man.

How are you?
Yeah, I'm good.

So, basically, that was a bit
awkward. Did you kiss him?

Obviously I didn't kiss him!

Basically,
he was laying it on thick, right?

And I was feeling
a little bit awkward, obviously,

cos you're there.
It's a bit of a weird situation.

And then, um, he goes, "I would
literally kiss you right now."

And I go, "What?!" Right?

And I'm not joking you
when I say this, he leaned in...

I had to go, "Whoa!"
Like, "Hold on a minute.

I went, "I would never kiss you
in front of Danny." What the fuck?!

I just feel like...
I just feel like... What?

There's a level of respect.
I'm fuming, me.

Are you fuming?
Yeah.

I'm glad you didn't kiss him.
I would have been...

Is that what
you were talking to Jake about?

I wouldn't have spoke to you again.

He must be feeling quite awkward.
So he should be.

I'm gonna fucking tell him.

Are you? What are you gonna say?
You fucking mug.

He's gonna feel like a knob now
when we have an argument.

You're gonna have a proper argument?

I'm gonna pull him on it.
That's quite fit, actually.

SHE LAUGHS

I'm not some muppet, me.
I know you're not a muppet.

I know. Bloody hell!

When are you gonna speak to him?

SHE LAUGHS
Aaron? Aaron?

Aaron! Can we have a chat?

Don't get mugged off.
Don't worry, darling.

S-S-S-Snake.

Me?
Oh, my God, not you.

God, right, I'm leaving.
I'm going over here.

Bro...

Danny's shaking his head.

Do you think they're gonna
have beef?

What was all that about?
Huh?

What was all that about?
What's up?

Mate, I mean, there's snake,
and there's snake.

Aaron tried to kiss me
in front of Danny.

Wow, big balls on this fella.

And Danny is fuming.

Lad, it's my first night, yeah?
Of course.

I just re-coupled with her and you
go and try and slap bits on her.

You just look like a mug,

and she's just mugged you off
in front of everyone.

She did, yeah.
Do you not feel like an idiot?

Do not think I deserve
a bit of respect?

Of course...
My first night here.

Fair fucks, tomorrow,
crack on with her,

but, like,
I'm not being funny, mate,

I've not even been here 24 hours.
Of course, I understand.

I feel like that was... I didn't
expect that from you, to be fair.

I understand, but, obviously...

I know you've got to do what you've
got to do, but fuck me, mate,

right in front of me?

Nah, look, I understand,
I understand.

I just think
if it was the other way around,

I wouldn't have put you
in that position.

I completely understand.

You don't have any loyalty to me,
but I deserve some respect.

I understand.
Yeah? Right.

But I do also feel like in here,
you've got to take risks, innit?

I do get what you're saying, mate,
but fucking hell,

it's heavy, that.
I understand.

I did get mugged off, but at the
end of the day, if I didn't do it,

I probably would have regretted
not trying. You know what I mean?

Yeah, I just think
there's a time and a place.

I just thought that
was a bit fucking wrong.

I get you. Fair enough, I apologise
for making you feel like that.

Shake on it.

Yeah. It is what it is, mate, but
I would have done that different.

I'm just gonna chill here
for a minute.

That's cool.

All right?
Yeah. Course.

I'll leave you for a bit.
Yeah.

It's gone quiet.

Fucking hell, mate, that was quick.

Didn't need to be
a long conversation, did it?

Hi, babe.
Hey.

You all right?
Yeah, I'm sweet, I'm sweet.

I've said what I've said,
I don't want to carry on.

It is what it is,
but he's a fucking mug.

'As Aaron said,
it wasn't a long conversation,

'but it was just over 15 minutes,

'so plumber Danny will be
rounding that up to an hour.

'And after a day of drama,
it's finally time for bed.'

What a day.
I know, mate, that was a heavy day.

What the fuck happened?
I missed the whole thing.

Aaron and Danny
are fighting over Lucinda.

Aaron tried to kiss her, right?
Yeah, she swerved it.

Why would he try and kiss her
in that instance?

Life's too short.

We all know the game.
You know what I mean?

Yeah, I just felt like
there's a time and a place.

I'm just laughing at the fact
that we are in bed next to them.

Me and Aaron are here.

You're next to each other,

so he'll hear your chats
and all that kind of shit.

He leaned in and you went, what?

SHE GASPS

Oh, you went back?!
She went back!

Yeah.

I feel like...
it's gonna be interesting, fellas!

See, if I was gonna swerve a kiss
with somebody, I'd go...

No, literally, there was no...

Oh, wow! There was whiplash,
there was whiplash!

How are you feeling about
sharing a bed with Danny?

We're right next to Aaron.

No, you're not.

I'm serious. We are right
next to Aaron, on the end.

Cinder's moving.
We've all just seen it. Cinderella.

She is smoking.

She is. And that is why I'm in.

But she's not yours!

I look nice?

You're quite cute, you know.

Night-night.
Good night.

Night, everyone.

'Coming up,
the Islanders get catty.'

LAUGHTER

IAIN STIRLING: 'It's the morning
after the re-coupling,

'and Danny's just spent
a lovely first night

'with Lucinda's arm
resting on his chest

'and Aaron's eyes
burning into his back.'

# Hearing whispers in the night
Voices filling up your mind

# You're like a ghost of you... #

YAWNS
Yo.

Morning, Danny.
Morning, peeps.

How was your first night
in the big boy room?

It was good.
Better than the doghouse, yeah.

# There's nothing left to lose
So we're breaking all the rules. #

How was spending the night
with new bae?

I'm not really happy about the fact
that I'm sleeping

on the right side of this bed,
cos usually I'm on the left.

But I'll let him off.

I'll have to have a word with him
later.

He was guarding you.
Do you think?

Keeping you as far away
from my brother A-aron as possible.

# Oh, I can see
The fire in your eyes

# In your eyes

# Oh, I can see
The fire in your eyes. #

'Lucinda asked Danny
to make her a coffee.

'He's told her it's a two-man job

'and it'll be done
sometime this week.

'Did I mention that he's a plumber?'

Right, does she like iced coffee,
does she? Iced coffee.

That's what I said. Get in there
first now, make her a coffee.

How do I do it? Talk to me.

I want one as well.
You want one as well, yeah?

So, how was your first night
in bed with Hugo?

Do you know what, girls,

I haven't slept in a bed
with a guy in so long.

So, you know,
you don't know what to expect.

Yeah.
Was he respectful?

He's obviously
such a respectful guy.

We had, like, a nice little spoon,
little cuddle.

I don't want to promise anything,

but I'm excited
to kind of have the opportunity

to see if it can go anywhere
with AJ.

You know, she's a cool girl,
we've got a lot to talk about.

Had a nice little spoon.

It was nice to have a little cuddle.
Missed it, to be fair.

It's been a while
since I've felt the warm,

loving touch of another
female human.

What about you, Cind?

Yeah, I had a good night's sleep,
actually.

Danny's quite, like, cuddly,
but in a nice way. Did you spoon?

No, we just sort of, like,
I don't know, just...

He had his arm
and I just slept like that.

Honestly, like,
he's really surprised me.

He's just, like, a really
respectful, nice guy, to be honest.

I was cracking up about the fact
that he moved into your spot

so that you couldn't
be next to Aaron. I know!

Yeah, obviously, it's not great
watching Lucinda and Danny

next to you. Right next to you.

Usually, I'd probably
be able to ignore it,

but you can't when they're
right next to you. Yeah.

I don't think I realised
how much of an advantage it is.

What's your move right now? Same as,
don't want to come on too thick.

Yeah? She's got the power,
she's got the control right now.

So nothing out of the ordinary
happening? No, no.

But, yeah, it's gonna be
a bit of a battle.

Yeah, for sure.

Take that in, bruv.

Take that in, go up there and say,
"I've made you an iced coffee."

Right? Go on, son,
get in there, smash it.

Made with love. All by me.

Look at that flat arse.
LAUGHTER

You've left your arse outside!

Today, obviously, I'm expecting
Aaron to lay it on thick,

but, I mean,
I back myself all the way.

Gonna try and get in there first,
so see how that goes.

Lucinda.
Hi.

Made with love.
Oh! All by me.

Oh, look at that.
Thank you.

Morning. You all right?
You all right, girls? Cute.

How did you make it? With honey?

Yeah, a bit of honey,
a bit of vanilla. Mm!

Like it?
Love it, thank you. Good.

My head is completely
and utterly scrambled,

so I think today is a great day
to get to know both of them.

Danny is aware that
I still want to get to know Aaron,

and Aaron is aware that I still
want to get to know Danny.

'Lucinda makes a man
who knows what he wants.

'Basically, she's not a fan
of drips.

'What a coincidence!
Danny hates drips, too!

'Mainly on taps, obviously.'

What do you, like, go for in a girl?

I want someone like...
Obviously very similar to me. Mm.

Quick-witted. Someone
that I can have a laugh with.

Do you know what I mean? Someone
that doesn't bore you to death.

No. I hate boring people.

I like a girl that's, you know,
top tier.

No, what does that mean? Top tier.
Top tier? Like, top-tier girls.

As in, like, worldies.

He's really, really nice, and...
I don't know what I was expecting,

but he's just, like...
I think he's a real softy at heart.

Just really friendly.
So, yeah, ten out of ten for Danny.

I'll make... I'll make you something
in the daytime.

I'll fill up your water bottle
for you.

Maybe I'll make you a toastie one
evening. Yeah. No, no toasties.

Toasties are bad.
Toasties are bad for you.

Toasties are bad for me.

You wanna lie back?
Yeah.

Come on.
Toasties are bad.

TEXT ALERT

Oh, shit!

I've got a text!

SHE READS:

CHEERING
I'm gonna be a mouse!

Cattitude!

Cattitude!

TOBY YOWLS

Do you reckon we're gonna be,
like, little mouses, or something?

I love cats! Ow! Miaow!

# Memory... #

'Well, however terrible
this challenge is,

'the good news is,
it can't be worse than the movie.

'The outfits are more convincing,
for a start.

'The fun and games
are about to begin,

'so put your paws together
for Cattitude.

'The girls are dressed
as sexy pussycats,

'while the boys are playing mice -
or, as Hugo calls them, mouses.

'He's a teacher,
for goodness' sake!'

LAUGHTER

'The cats dive
into bowls of milk...'

Watching Chloe in the milk
was fantastic. I really enjoyed it.

'Next, our pussycats
perform a spot of pole dancing.

'To be fair, there's always a cat

'dancing round
my gran's stripper pole.

'The cats will retrieve the mice
from their cages.

'Let me guess,
they then play with them

'for ten minutes,
before biting their heads off.

'Just my cat?

'Nah, no. They stick them in a
massive mousetrap. Course they do.'

I overshot it and just
smashed my head into the bloody bar.

CHEERING

I really enjoyed it. I didn't do
nothing, so I really enjoyed it.

CHEERING

She went in! There was
no holding back there by AJ.

Little sexy pussycat.

# Gimme gimme gimme
A man after midnight

# Take me through the darkness
Till the break of the day... #

I got a bit of PTSD
looking at the pole,

cos I did have one time
that I swung round a pole

and then I cracked my ankle.

Yes, yes!

I had loads of cattitude!

CHEERING

My little G. Honestly, that girl.
She kills every challenge. Kills it!

Do you know what? We're gonna
twerk in this pool right now!

CHEERING

CHEERING AND WHOOPING

She's a sexy pussy.

I went hard! I went fucking hard!

Who's been a naughty little mouse?
Can't wait to have a nibble.

SCREAMING AND CHEERING

Oh, my...
HE LAUGHS

LAUGHTER AND CHEERING

I was just like, what is happening?!

I'm hoping he enjoyed it like I did,
but you never know.

CHEERING AND WHOOPING

Just a bit of fun, huh?
Friends kiss, right?

SCREAMING

I was expecting,
like, a 2-3 second thing.

But that was, er...
That was a lot, wasn't it?

That was a lot.

On your knees!

'It was very sexy.
I really enjoyed the snog,'

and I suppose it's a good job I was
laid down for a bit afterwards.

The snog was ten out of ten.
Who doesn't love a snog?

Got my first kiss.
With the girl that I went after.

So I'm a happy mouse.

'Well, that was absolute madness.

'But look on the bright side -
James Corden didn't show up,

'so everyone's a winner.'

'Still to come...'
Here we go.

'..tension's mounting in the villa.'

He looks fuming.
He's not. Yes, he is.

# Set me free... #

'I thought our girls made some very
realistic cats in today's challenge.

'Seriously, look at Lucinda.
Come on, that is impressive.'

# Set me free... #

'And now it's time to wash off
those whiskers

'and get ready
for another big night.'

How was your kiss with Danny?
It was good.

Did you get a tingle in your mingle?
LAUGHTER

It happened quite quickly, so, no.

Kaz? Did you enjoy yours?
Bit quiet over there.

I was just vibing, man.

# Set me free,
I really wanna hear that sound... #

You all decent?
Whoo! Mr Hammond.

Shut up.
Can I pinch a hairdryer, please?

Yes.
Thank you.

# You're the only one
I want around... #

CHEERING

# Set me free cos you're
The only one I want around. #

'It's Hugo's turn to make a toast,
and let's just say

'the order he lists
his favourite things in

'speaks
volumes about his priorities.'

Glasses up.

To mates, memories,
and making moves.

ALL: Cheers!
You're not too bad at these.

There we go.

Girlies, shall we absolutely copy
the boys and say cheers

to hopefully a drama free night,

to Sharon, and also
to becoming one girls group!

ALL: Yeah! Cheers!

So, Mr Hammond, how did you enjoy
the challenge today?

AJ, she went for it, didn't she?
She absolutely went for it.

Is that your first kiss?
Yeah.

Was you feeling it, or...?

We're getting to know each other,
but there is something

I can't quite put my finger on yet
that I'm trying to work out.

Usually when I'm really into a girl,
I'd be throwing myself into it.

Do you know what I mean?
And I don't quite have that yet.

I guess with AJ, you could say
I am a little bit flustered.

Erm...

And it's just how flirty
and forward she can be sometimes.

It catches me off guard
a little bit.

I'm trying to take things
at my pace.

It was like today,
during the challenge,

she literally ate me alive, so I
hope that doesn't happen tonight.

But we'll, er...
Yeah, we'll see how it goes

and see if I make it
till the morning!

Danny boy. It's early days,
I need to get to know everyone.

Gonna see how it goes with Lucinda.
Obviously I beat Aaron to the kiss.

AARON LAUGHS
Which was quite nice.

LAUGHTER

Yeah, just see how that goes.

Obviously, last night
got my back up a bit

cos, like, my first proper night.

So I just want to, like, obviously
squash that with you.

Clear the air completely now.
Sweet.

Sweet. You've got to do
what you've got to do, but...

Good luck, man.

I think there's a rivalry
between Danny and Aaron.

Really stunning girl
that's in the middle of it.

Nobody wants to lose
and it doesn't seem quite friendly.

What the fuck should I do?

OK. Where's your head at
right this second?

Who do you fancy more?
I don't know.

What do you think's best for me?

Yeah, I'm gonna go and speak
to Lucinda.

Yo, yo, yo!
Hello.

I think he's gonna pull you
for a chat. Room for me?

Yeah, come over.
Hey, hon.

Come for a chat.
The naughty trio.

Oh, yeah.
It's sort of a duo at the moment.

Applying at the moment, are you?

You both look nice.
Thank you.

How are you?
Yeah, I'm good.

Settling in now?
Yeah, you look nice.

How are all the boys this evening?

With Aaron, we've cleared it now,
it's done now. Forget about it.

Over and out.
Obviously, he can do what he wants.

But now, after me being in a while,

do you feel like you're gravitating
towards me or him?

Obviously, like,
I'm gravitating towards you.

We're in a couple together, so it's
easier to do that naturally anyway.

Take away the couple situation,

would you still gravitate
towards me?

Yeah...
I just don't want to invest my time

if you're not feeling it.
Do you know what I mean?

I'll crack on.
Crack on elsewhere.

Yeah, if you're thinking...
Fucking hell.

Obviously, I told you I fancy you
up there.

Yeah, I know,
but you don't really give much away.

You know what,
I'm gonna leave you two to it.

LUCINDA LAUGHS

It's getting a little bit feelings
here, and I don't like feelings.

Bye, Chloe!
Bye.

I mean, you ask a lot of questions
how I'm feeling,

but... you've told me you like me,
haven't you?

Well, obviously,
I wouldn't have coupled up with you

if I didn't like you,
do you know what I mean? Yeah.

My worst fear is you're just mugging
me off and being like, "Yeah."

Is that, like, your worst fear?
Yeah, cos I've got a lot of pride.

If someone mugs me off, I'm like,
"Game on," do you know what I mean?

Game on.
Yeah.

Really?
Yeah, yeah, it's, like,

the worst thing you could do.

'Danny will not be happy.

'Aaron's just done something
every plumber hates -

'he's gone and blocked the loo.'

What's going on with you?

I'm good, I'm good, but, like...
I don't know.

We had a bit of an awkward chat
just then, like, he said he's,

like, really scared of... His
worst fear is getting mugged off.

But, like, it's weird because I have
told him that I fancied him.

Yeah.
I'm trying to be transparent

about this whole situation.
Yeah, course.

I have told him I fancied him.

I'm just trying to work out
what's going on.

Well, I guess it depends on,
like, how you're feeling and, like,

what you kind of want, innit?
Yeah.

That's really it.
Then you can kind of work...

Once you've kinda worked that out,
you can move forward like that.

Mm.
Do you know what I mean?

HE LAUGHS
Oh, God, my life.

I like being...
Oh, here we bloody go.

Here we go, here we go.

Calm down.
SHE LAUGHS

He looks fuming.

Why? He's not.
Look, me and him had a word.

Are you joking me? Yes, he is.

You really don't like confrontation,
do you?

I fucking hate it.
I can tell.

I hate it.

It's just all going on, really,
in my life, as always.

Yeah.
They're both two good-looking guys,

so Lucinda needs to work out
what she's going to do.

So, Lucinda...
Liam.

You've chatted to Aaron and Danny
quite a bit today.

Yeah.
Do you fancy Aaron?

Yeah, but I also fancy Danny.

Would you snog both of them?
I'd snog Danny and marry Aaron.

What are you are looking for?
What do you want to get out of it?

Well, I obviously want a boyfriend,
but I'm trying to work out

whether I want a nice boyfriend
or a bad boyfriend.

Fair enough.
Do you know what I mean?

'..get ready for Snog, Marry, Pie.'

Ooh. Goodness.

Oh!

CHEERING

Kaz, I love you to bits.

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Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.