Love Flops (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 6 - Episode #1.6 - full transcript
We await your next visit.
They're doing cattle mutilation?
What a scary world.
Neuter. Neuter.
Huh?
Elecshock, Up!
A magical girl?
(Saint Cyquanus Academy)
Huh? A magical girl?
Again?
First a tengu, now a magical girl?
Your joke is not funny!
No, I really saw one!
Asahi!
Let's have sex!
What are you doing? Gross!
I-It's because you're saying weird things so suddenly!
They say "love stories begin suddenly", right?
Also, I like you, Asahi.
So it's not weird at all.
Either way, this is all too soon!
I mean, lately all you do is being close to others.
The other day,
you were acting weird with Mongie, too.
So I also...
So, Asahi, you're really doing stuff like that?
No, you've misunderstood! And don't cry!
But, but!
And anyway, Karin, you're...
Hey, what's up?
Hey, look at that! What is that?
Asahi, that's...
What is that?
That is...
Could it be some ancient machine?
Both the balls look the same.
What do you mean?
Look at this!
(Huge Floating Object Appeared Over Tokyo Skies)
This huge floating object suddenly appearing in the sky,
according to experts,
is very likely to be something extraterresterial.
Recently, they've appeared in every country.
This mysterious object is...
Extraterresterial... So, an alien?
Everyone! Get away from the windows!
W-W-W-What? What's happening?
Are you okay?
Yeah, thank you.
W-What is this?
Damn it! This thing!
Yoshio!
His balls are gone! And his p-pe...
M-Miss Mongfa!
Let's get him to the nurse's office!
Yeah, you're right.
Everyone, wait for futher instructions!
Huh? Where's Karin?
Love love liebe!
Cosmincy!
It's Magical Girl Karin,
saying a cute hallo!
Karin?
Huh?
A-Asahi? Why are you here?
Could it be, last night, too...
We got cought, chew.
Chew've seen it, so no use hiding it.
What are you?
We can do the explanations later, chew!
Karin!
Yeah!
Hey, Asahi.
Touch my breasts.
Huh? What's with that request at a time like...
Come on, just touch it!
B-But...
I can't wait, chew!
B-B-B-Bre-Bre...
I feel it.
The power given by Asahi!
I'm leaving now!
I'm counting on chew!
Hey, Karin!
Come on!
Fiagral Fire!
Did she do it, chew?
No way!
This is bad!
Karin, are you okay?
Y-Yeah...
She's used up all her powers, chew.
For now, we'd better retreat!
Hey, explain this to me, Karin.
What is that earlier?
It happened some time before I came here.
I was doing a photoshoot in the city...
You're the best today, too, Karin!
Nice, nice!
C-Chew saved me...
No way! It talked?
C-Could chew possibly see me?
Yeah.
This must be fate, chew!
Chew have to forge a contract
with me and be a magical girl!
At the time, I thought it seemed fun,
so I just did it without thinking.
As a result, I sometimes get called late at night,
and my skin became rough
thanks to a lack of sleep.
Like I said, I really feel sorry for that, chew!
A magical girl, huh?
You believe me?
Well, I saw that with my own eyes, so...
So, you're...
Ah, right! I haven't intro-chew-ced myself!
I'm a fairy that came from Heaning Dimension,
a different world to this!
Sagami Okamoto Deluxe!
Sagami Okamoto?
In short, SOD! Chew can call me Sod!
Sod, huh?
And then? What is that?
That is a monster from Heaning Dimension,
the Ball Taker.
In short, BT.
At this rate, your world will be in danger, chew!
What do you mean?
You saw it too, right? Its GB.
Golder Bommer.
That bomb that stuck itself
to Yoshio's crotch?
Because of that, the Heaning Dimension
I lived in met a terrible fate, chew!
And now, this world, too...
In this state, the countless mini BTs
flying out from its main body
will set a bomb at every male person's crotch!
And then, that number on the main body.
Once it reaches 69,
the bomb will explode all over the world...
Boom!
As a result, all males will
lose their means of reproduction, chew.
How terrible...
How do we stop it?
There's only one way.
We have chew destroy the
main BT using Karin's powers!
In order chew do that,
she has to acquire the illustrious TDL power, but...
TDL? Another acronym?
What does it stand for, now?
That is...
What now?
(Breaking News)
Breaking news.
(Military member's crotch has come off...?)
According to the latest information,
two fighter jets commanded by the government
to approach the unknown floating object have crashed.
The pilot, who ejected himself,
said that his crotch came off when he approached...
It's chewsless!
This world's weapons won't work against it!
We have to acquire that whatever-power, quick!
Asahi, for that, we need your power, chew!
Please cooperate, chew!
If there's anything I can do...
Thank chew!
Now, let's go on the MM5, chew!
MM5?
Love Flops.
Today, the world is thrown into panic by
this suddenly appearing mysterious object!
All gentlemen, please stay insi—
Sonoda?
Sonoda...
His balls... His balls!
Hey, Aoi! What are you doing?
I'm worried about Asahi...
It'll be fine.
He told us he's evacuating with Karin.
Like Lina said.
Now, let's return to our home,
like the school instructed.
Magic Matching 5!
What's this mirror?
Magic Matching 5?
This is a secret weapon from Heaning Dimension!
In short, MM5, huh?
But I think I've seen this car somewhere...
This MM5 gives chew a better
chance of charging TDL power
with the luxurious and
fabulous space it provides!
Really? So cool!
Anyway, what's this TDL power
chew keep talking about?
Hey, you're speaking like Sod.
TDL power is short for
Throbbing Desiring Love Love Power.
You can get it if the person
chew desire makes your heart throb!
Heart throb?
So now, chew will "match" each other
inside that and gather TDL power!
By match, you mean...
Chew understand, right?
You have to do your best!
Leave it to me!
What are you talking about?
Nothing, chew!
More importantly,
before they find you, you better get in!
Next, I will leave it to you young'uns.
I will be waiting here!
Wow, what is this?
You can see what's outside!
So we need to make this full, huh?
Huh?
Wait a minute! Why are you taking it off?
Why? Obviously, we're going to do it.
O-Or are you the type that
likes it if I keep wearing it?
No, I'm fine either way.
Wait, whatever!
That's not what matching is, is it?
Isn't it a good way to gather TDL power quickly?
Listen, you should be
doing this with someone you like.
I like you, though, Asahi.
What?
Karin.
How did you get the power all this time?
Hm? All this time?
Um, let's see.
Ah, Asahi's scent!
Like that?
Huh? What's wrong?
Y-You... You've been doing that?
Anyway, we have to think of another way!
Another way?
Hmm, let's see.
Your heart throbbing?
Of course.
But this is still not enough.
Do it.
Karin. You actually
don't like me that much, do you?
Huh?
You say that,
but it's not like you mean it from your heart.
Of course not!
I mean, the TDL meter is not rising at all!
It's not like that! I—
You don't like me.
You only think you like me.
What does that mean? I don't get it.
I don't get it.
Then what is "liking" someone?
Is wanting to do it with you different?
That's...
Also, at this rate, the world will end!
Asahi, you're fine with that?
Of course I'm not!
That's why...
Is it that bad to charge the TDL by making love
inside the MM5 in order to stop BT's GB?
Now you're just saying the alphabet!
Wh—
H-Hey!
Calm down!
No!
Whatever you say, I still like you, Asahi!
My heart throbs when I'm with you.
That's why I want to do it with you!
Hey, Asahi.
Let's do it.
W-Wait. Let's calmly think it...
Aoi, what's wrong?
I think I heard Asahi's voice.
Aoi!
You hear it?
You're imagining it.
And anyway, what is this? A mirror?
More importantly, let's hurry.
Even if they say girls are fine,
we don't know what will happen.
Aoi?
Ah, yes!
This time it's not a banana, right?
Come on, let's...
Stop!
Now, then! I think it's
about time it's done, chew.
That hurts!
What are you doing?
I should be saying that!
Listen, Karin. You have to
treat yourself more dearly!
Is this the legendary...
It's true that it's a dangerous situation.
But, if for that I have to take your, um...
First time, like this...
Anyway, this is wrong!
The legendary "guy who does a
lecture after doing it" has appeared?
Right now, there's no one
more dear to me than you, Asahi!
Even if you think so now, you will regret it later!
This is bad, chew!
He will definitely be hated by women, chew!
Am I not cute enough?
You don't want to do it?
It's not like that!
If so—
But...
Karin and the others,
you guys are important to me.
I want to leave you be until
you find someone you truly like.
That's why I can't do it now.
Asahi...
Huh?
I didn't think so,
but could it be that chew haven't done it?
That fearful BT is going to attack!
Hurry up and do it now!
Is it fine even if it makes Karin sad?
I don't want to make Karin sad afterwards!
B-But at this rate, the world will...
This is bad! We got spotted!
Chew'll still make it! Come on, hurry!
I will lure them away.
Sod, take Karin to a safe place!
Wait! If we do that, you'll...
Come here!
There's no other way.
Karin, let's run away for now!
I feel weird, Sod...
Karin?
Somehow, my chest is hot,
and when I think about Asahi,
something feels painful.
Even so, I feel power rising up in my body.
Oh, the gauge!
Karin!
This is...
The form you only become after knowing your true love,
the distinguished Miracle Magical Girl!
Also called DM—
Karin!
I feel like I was born again.
I'm sure I can do something to it now!
Fiagral Shot!
I'm not going to lose this time!
Fiagral Babytorial Cheery!
At this rate, I'll...
Asahi...
Come on!
My balls are back!
Hm! This is not what I expected,
but it's quite interesting.
Are you okay?
Yeah.
You did it!
It's thanks to you.
Huh? What's wrong?
Hey, did you perhaps...
N-Nothing! I said nothing.
Huh? What's this suddenly?
Oh, there's a feather in your hair.
W-Wait! I-I'll get rid of it myself.
Don't be like that.
I said I'll do it myself!
Anyway, don't get closer to me!
What's up with her suddenly?
What does this mean?
It's truly interesting.
What a good result.
I'm the first though!
You think so, right, Yoshino?
(Next Episode Preview)
The sea!
What's with you?
Actually, this is the first time seeing the sea.
What is this?
Nudist beach?
What does that mean?
Next episode, episode seven.
"I'll take your extension fees!"
No extensions?
They're doing cattle mutilation?
What a scary world.
Neuter. Neuter.
Huh?
Elecshock, Up!
A magical girl?
(Saint Cyquanus Academy)
Huh? A magical girl?
Again?
First a tengu, now a magical girl?
Your joke is not funny!
No, I really saw one!
Asahi!
Let's have sex!
What are you doing? Gross!
I-It's because you're saying weird things so suddenly!
They say "love stories begin suddenly", right?
Also, I like you, Asahi.
So it's not weird at all.
Either way, this is all too soon!
I mean, lately all you do is being close to others.
The other day,
you were acting weird with Mongie, too.
So I also...
So, Asahi, you're really doing stuff like that?
No, you've misunderstood! And don't cry!
But, but!
And anyway, Karin, you're...
Hey, what's up?
Hey, look at that! What is that?
Asahi, that's...
What is that?
That is...
Could it be some ancient machine?
Both the balls look the same.
What do you mean?
Look at this!
(Huge Floating Object Appeared Over Tokyo Skies)
This huge floating object suddenly appearing in the sky,
according to experts,
is very likely to be something extraterresterial.
Recently, they've appeared in every country.
This mysterious object is...
Extraterresterial... So, an alien?
Everyone! Get away from the windows!
W-W-W-What? What's happening?
Are you okay?
Yeah, thank you.
W-What is this?
Damn it! This thing!
Yoshio!
His balls are gone! And his p-pe...
M-Miss Mongfa!
Let's get him to the nurse's office!
Yeah, you're right.
Everyone, wait for futher instructions!
Huh? Where's Karin?
Love love liebe!
Cosmincy!
It's Magical Girl Karin,
saying a cute hallo!
Karin?
Huh?
A-Asahi? Why are you here?
Could it be, last night, too...
We got cought, chew.
Chew've seen it, so no use hiding it.
What are you?
We can do the explanations later, chew!
Karin!
Yeah!
Hey, Asahi.
Touch my breasts.
Huh? What's with that request at a time like...
Come on, just touch it!
B-But...
I can't wait, chew!
B-B-B-Bre-Bre...
I feel it.
The power given by Asahi!
I'm leaving now!
I'm counting on chew!
Hey, Karin!
Come on!
Fiagral Fire!
Did she do it, chew?
No way!
This is bad!
Karin, are you okay?
Y-Yeah...
She's used up all her powers, chew.
For now, we'd better retreat!
Hey, explain this to me, Karin.
What is that earlier?
It happened some time before I came here.
I was doing a photoshoot in the city...
You're the best today, too, Karin!
Nice, nice!
C-Chew saved me...
No way! It talked?
C-Could chew possibly see me?
Yeah.
This must be fate, chew!
Chew have to forge a contract
with me and be a magical girl!
At the time, I thought it seemed fun,
so I just did it without thinking.
As a result, I sometimes get called late at night,
and my skin became rough
thanks to a lack of sleep.
Like I said, I really feel sorry for that, chew!
A magical girl, huh?
You believe me?
Well, I saw that with my own eyes, so...
So, you're...
Ah, right! I haven't intro-chew-ced myself!
I'm a fairy that came from Heaning Dimension,
a different world to this!
Sagami Okamoto Deluxe!
Sagami Okamoto?
In short, SOD! Chew can call me Sod!
Sod, huh?
And then? What is that?
That is a monster from Heaning Dimension,
the Ball Taker.
In short, BT.
At this rate, your world will be in danger, chew!
What do you mean?
You saw it too, right? Its GB.
Golder Bommer.
That bomb that stuck itself
to Yoshio's crotch?
Because of that, the Heaning Dimension
I lived in met a terrible fate, chew!
And now, this world, too...
In this state, the countless mini BTs
flying out from its main body
will set a bomb at every male person's crotch!
And then, that number on the main body.
Once it reaches 69,
the bomb will explode all over the world...
Boom!
As a result, all males will
lose their means of reproduction, chew.
How terrible...
How do we stop it?
There's only one way.
We have chew destroy the
main BT using Karin's powers!
In order chew do that,
she has to acquire the illustrious TDL power, but...
TDL? Another acronym?
What does it stand for, now?
That is...
What now?
(Breaking News)
Breaking news.
(Military member's crotch has come off...?)
According to the latest information,
two fighter jets commanded by the government
to approach the unknown floating object have crashed.
The pilot, who ejected himself,
said that his crotch came off when he approached...
It's chewsless!
This world's weapons won't work against it!
We have to acquire that whatever-power, quick!
Asahi, for that, we need your power, chew!
Please cooperate, chew!
If there's anything I can do...
Thank chew!
Now, let's go on the MM5, chew!
MM5?
Love Flops.
Today, the world is thrown into panic by
this suddenly appearing mysterious object!
All gentlemen, please stay insi—
Sonoda?
Sonoda...
His balls... His balls!
Hey, Aoi! What are you doing?
I'm worried about Asahi...
It'll be fine.
He told us he's evacuating with Karin.
Like Lina said.
Now, let's return to our home,
like the school instructed.
Magic Matching 5!
What's this mirror?
Magic Matching 5?
This is a secret weapon from Heaning Dimension!
In short, MM5, huh?
But I think I've seen this car somewhere...
This MM5 gives chew a better
chance of charging TDL power
with the luxurious and
fabulous space it provides!
Really? So cool!
Anyway, what's this TDL power
chew keep talking about?
Hey, you're speaking like Sod.
TDL power is short for
Throbbing Desiring Love Love Power.
You can get it if the person
chew desire makes your heart throb!
Heart throb?
So now, chew will "match" each other
inside that and gather TDL power!
By match, you mean...
Chew understand, right?
You have to do your best!
Leave it to me!
What are you talking about?
Nothing, chew!
More importantly,
before they find you, you better get in!
Next, I will leave it to you young'uns.
I will be waiting here!
Wow, what is this?
You can see what's outside!
So we need to make this full, huh?
Huh?
Wait a minute! Why are you taking it off?
Why? Obviously, we're going to do it.
O-Or are you the type that
likes it if I keep wearing it?
No, I'm fine either way.
Wait, whatever!
That's not what matching is, is it?
Isn't it a good way to gather TDL power quickly?
Listen, you should be
doing this with someone you like.
I like you, though, Asahi.
What?
Karin.
How did you get the power all this time?
Hm? All this time?
Um, let's see.
Ah, Asahi's scent!
Like that?
Huh? What's wrong?
Y-You... You've been doing that?
Anyway, we have to think of another way!
Another way?
Hmm, let's see.
Your heart throbbing?
Of course.
But this is still not enough.
Do it.
Karin. You actually
don't like me that much, do you?
Huh?
You say that,
but it's not like you mean it from your heart.
Of course not!
I mean, the TDL meter is not rising at all!
It's not like that! I—
You don't like me.
You only think you like me.
What does that mean? I don't get it.
I don't get it.
Then what is "liking" someone?
Is wanting to do it with you different?
That's...
Also, at this rate, the world will end!
Asahi, you're fine with that?
Of course I'm not!
That's why...
Is it that bad to charge the TDL by making love
inside the MM5 in order to stop BT's GB?
Now you're just saying the alphabet!
Wh—
H-Hey!
Calm down!
No!
Whatever you say, I still like you, Asahi!
My heart throbs when I'm with you.
That's why I want to do it with you!
Hey, Asahi.
Let's do it.
W-Wait. Let's calmly think it...
Aoi, what's wrong?
I think I heard Asahi's voice.
Aoi!
You hear it?
You're imagining it.
And anyway, what is this? A mirror?
More importantly, let's hurry.
Even if they say girls are fine,
we don't know what will happen.
Aoi?
Ah, yes!
This time it's not a banana, right?
Come on, let's...
Stop!
Now, then! I think it's
about time it's done, chew.
That hurts!
What are you doing?
I should be saying that!
Listen, Karin. You have to
treat yourself more dearly!
Is this the legendary...
It's true that it's a dangerous situation.
But, if for that I have to take your, um...
First time, like this...
Anyway, this is wrong!
The legendary "guy who does a
lecture after doing it" has appeared?
Right now, there's no one
more dear to me than you, Asahi!
Even if you think so now, you will regret it later!
This is bad, chew!
He will definitely be hated by women, chew!
Am I not cute enough?
You don't want to do it?
It's not like that!
If so—
But...
Karin and the others,
you guys are important to me.
I want to leave you be until
you find someone you truly like.
That's why I can't do it now.
Asahi...
Huh?
I didn't think so,
but could it be that chew haven't done it?
That fearful BT is going to attack!
Hurry up and do it now!
Is it fine even if it makes Karin sad?
I don't want to make Karin sad afterwards!
B-But at this rate, the world will...
This is bad! We got spotted!
Chew'll still make it! Come on, hurry!
I will lure them away.
Sod, take Karin to a safe place!
Wait! If we do that, you'll...
Come here!
There's no other way.
Karin, let's run away for now!
I feel weird, Sod...
Karin?
Somehow, my chest is hot,
and when I think about Asahi,
something feels painful.
Even so, I feel power rising up in my body.
Oh, the gauge!
Karin!
This is...
The form you only become after knowing your true love,
the distinguished Miracle Magical Girl!
Also called DM—
Karin!
I feel like I was born again.
I'm sure I can do something to it now!
Fiagral Shot!
I'm not going to lose this time!
Fiagral Babytorial Cheery!
At this rate, I'll...
Asahi...
Come on!
My balls are back!
Hm! This is not what I expected,
but it's quite interesting.
Are you okay?
Yeah.
You did it!
It's thanks to you.
Huh? What's wrong?
Hey, did you perhaps...
N-Nothing! I said nothing.
Huh? What's this suddenly?
Oh, there's a feather in your hair.
W-Wait! I-I'll get rid of it myself.
Don't be like that.
I said I'll do it myself!
Anyway, don't get closer to me!
What's up with her suddenly?
What does this mean?
It's truly interesting.
What a good result.
I'm the first though!
You think so, right, Yoshino?
(Next Episode Preview)
The sea!
What's with you?
Actually, this is the first time seeing the sea.
What is this?
Nudist beach?
What does that mean?
Next episode, episode seven.
"I'll take your extension fees!"
No extensions?