Love Flops (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 5 - A Bone-Shakingly Fine Woman - full transcript

I like your uniform.

- It's cute and it suits you.
- But, man, was I surprised.

Finding out Ilya is a girl.

Not Ilya, but Ilina.

Oh, right. Ilina is a girl's name, right?

Seems like it.

Come on, you two.

The class is about to start.

Okay!

Kashiwagi.

Your necktie is loose.



Make sure you present yourself well. Okay?

T-Thank you.

Stare...

Gah! It's so unfair that this only happens to you.

What do you mean?

Obviously, the thing with Miss Mongfa earlier!

Ah, how I want my necktie
to be fixed like that too!

What's up with you? You like Miss Mongfa?

"Like?" More like,

you've definitely longed for one, right?
An older woman.

She looks like she will teach you anything attentively.

Ugh, what a crazy dream!

And let me tell you, it's not just me.
There are a lot of Miss Mongfa fans among the guys.

Really, boys are so easy to see through.



What's that?

Tell me about it. There's even a popular,
hotsy-totsy model here that's younger than Mongie.

Young people don't say stuff like that.

No way!

But Miss Mongfa's popularity
definitely goes beyond just with men.

That's certainly true.

She's like an all-rounder older sister
who can do anything!

So delish...

You're drinking again?

Nothing about this says "all-rounder".

Hm? What's that about?

Nothing!

Hey, is alcohol really that good?

Give me some, too!

You can't, Amelia.

Miss Mongfa, you should also drink responsibly.

Sure!

Aoi, you say that, but you keep bringing me snacks.

Me likey! Likey likey!

She's completely drunk.

Um, Miss Mongfa...

What is it, Ilina?

Um, it's jutting out.

Hm?

Wow! You're right!

Hey, Asahi, can you stop it for me?

Do it yourself!

But my hands are occupied, so I can't.

Put down your alcohol!

That sort of unkind response gets you

a big X mark!

So now it's time for your punishment!

- Come here!
- Don't go hugging Asahi!

What is it? You jealous?

Don't worry.

I also totally like you, Karin.

Wait, don't drag me into this!

Of course, you too, Ilina!

And you, Aoi!

And you, Amelia!

I like everybody!

I like the time I spend with
everybody in this house.

I like... everybody...

Well, now, I should head to bed soon, too.

Haven't I told you to
stop doing that already,

Amelia!

Huh?

So, it's you.

Come with me.

Huh?

Have you awoken, kid?

You are a bait to lure her in.

To think that she came to Japan
to babysit this brat.

Colonel Sanders! She's here.

Has she arrived?

All persons, to your positions!

Aah! I can't believe this!

Miss Mongfa!

Geez, Asahi, what's with your getup?

Why are you in a place like this?

Obviously, I came to save you.

Wait! Why take pictures?

Stop looking and help me now!

I mean, you're just so cute, Asahi.
I can't help myself.

Cute...

Come on, aren't you a man?
Stop being so down in the dumps!

Here you go.

M-Miss Mongfa?
What do you mean, handing me these?

Best to always be prepared, right?

Now, wear this.

Let's go.

Hey, that guy...

When I arrived, he was already like that.

He must've been very sleepy.

Sleepy?

If this were a lesson,
I would reprimand them.

But it's not, so they're lucky.

We're done for!

No!

Nice! You saved me!

No, I was just...

No!

Don't-come-closer!

As expected from a man! So reliable!

W-Well, you can leave this much to me.

Yeah, I'm relying on you!

Then, let's go, Miss Mongfa.

What do we do? It's not working.

It seems like the electricity is
partly off due to a main system error.

We have to turn it on
from the control room.

But where is the control room?

Give me a moment.

Tenth floor.

One floor below us.

Huh? Why do you...

Anyway, we have to go down.
Let's use the stairs.

Shoot, this door is also locked.

What do we do?

Don't worry. I have an idea.

Miss Mongfa, this is impossible!

It's okay! Aren't you a man?

Keep going!

Let's do the next one together.

O-Okay!

And one, two!

Nice, we did it.

M-Miss Mongfa?

Um... Okay.

This should work somehow.

You can use it?

I'm a teacher, after all.

Do this here, and...

Nice! Now we can—

D-Don't tell me...

I've been waiting, Bratty Tiger.

Love Flops.

You're...

Don't tell me you've forgotten, Bratty Tiger.

Bratty Tiger?

It seems like you don't want
that kid to find out.

How the woman once feared so much has fallen.

What do you...

Miss... Mongfa?

Once, there was an agent who struck fear
into everyone in the world of the shadows.

Countless organizations
were destroyed by her hands.

If you go against her,
you will wear a skin of blood.

Codename Bratty Tiger.

That is the woman standing beside you!

Bai Mongfa!

Several years ago,
she also solely wiped out my unit.

My unit, the strongest, once called
"The Lightning of the West Coast".

But I have returned from
the roaring thunders of hell

in order to take revenge on her!

You understand?

That woman is a fearsome beast who once
spilled many a human's blood with her own hands.

N-No way...

Asahi...

Now, show your true self
to that kid!

Miss Mongfa!

No! Run!

But—

What's wrong?

This can't be the power of
the one who wiped out my unit!

Miss Mongfa!

No choice. I'll bring out the beast in you.

What do you—

The one thing you know.

I will take from you what's precious to you.

Just like how you took from me.

Stop!

Goodbye, young man.

I won't let you!

Miss Mongfa!

Damn it, this way you're just a female cat!

If it's not with Bratty Tiger,
my revenge cannot be served!

Where are your fangs and claws that
was feared by agents all over the world?

A-Asahi,

the switch.

Please, press the switch!

What kind of child's play...

This is...

You! Could it be?

Asahi, over here!

What?

It's no use. That string is made
out of special alloy. You will never cut it.

Now, let's go!

Right!

You! Bratty Tiger!

Asahi, you're hurt!

Oh, you're right.

But this much is no big deal.

No, it isn't!

Miss Mongfa...

I'm sorry. Because of me, you...

It's just like what that man said.

I was born with such a fate on my back.

Of course, I just thought of it as my duty.
Back then, I thought it was right.

But one day, I suddenly thought.

I thought, "What am I doing?"

Instead of creating something,
I was only destroying.

I was only creating hatred after hatred.

What will become of that?

So I left my organization
and chose my current profession.

The path of a teacher
who creates the future.

It was fun.

The days spent with everyone at school,

Asahi, Aoi, Amelia, Lina, Karin.

Those nonchalant days
with everyone in that house,

for me, were the first time I felt warmth.

The time I spent with you guys
was the first time I was able to feel human.

You guys taught me
the true meaning of being alive.

But that is over today.

Over...

Don't worry.

I will you protect at all costs,
no matter what happens.

Miss Mongfa, are you okay?

It's not over yet.
There's more in this hall.

There's an emergency exit behind the elevator.

You should be able to get out through there.

With you, right, Miss Mongfa?

Go.

There might be something
I can help you with.

Go!

But—

Your presence will be a burden.

Asahi.

No way.

It can't be!

I, who was once on the brink of death thanks to you,
have regained this new body in return.

Playtime ends now!

To hold you responsible for what you did,
I will kill you slowly and carefully.

What a good lady.
I want to make you shiver.

Like I will let you!

You can say anything you want.

Now, then, how shall I bring you pain?

You're still alive?

Kid?

Asahi...

Get away from Miss Mongfa!

That won't work!

Asahi!

Miss Mongfa is a precious
member of our family.

I won't let you harm her!

It seems like you want to die so badly.

Run!

Then die!

What—

Take this!

This is... lotion?

Something like this...

Miss Mongfa! Now!

W-We won.

The lesson is over, Asahi.

Miss Mongfa...

Are you okay? Are you hurt?

I'm fine. Just feeling a little gross
since I'm drenched in this.

Geez, why did you come back?

I thought about it.

We have to go back home together.

But I'm...

I don't care what you did in the past.

You are Miss Mongfa.

Our family.

Asahi!

Thank you.

M-Miss Mongfa... I can't breathe...

I'm dying... I'm going to die!

Let's go home, Miss Mongfa.

To our home.

I know everyone's waiting.

Yeah.

Come on, didn't I tell you to wake up?
Didn't you hear me?

It'd be awful if you're late, right?
Wake the hell up!

Nice, I'm in the clear.

I'm so tired.

I'm super hungry, too. Is there anything to...

W-W-W-W-W-Wh...

What's with all the noise?

Karin?

What happened?

T-That.

A-Asahi?

Miss Mongfa?

Geez, Asahi, you're so slippery.

W-What the heck is happening?

He's bleeding.

H-H-Hold on! Anyway, you both
have to get away from each other!

Five more minutes...

And by the way, why are you slimy all over?

(Next Episode Preview)

Let's have sex!

You were acting weird with Mongie, anyway.

C-Calm down!

This time it's not a banana, right?

Next episode, episode six.
"Where are the balls! And also P-Pe..."

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