Love Flops (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 4 - Wow! It's Huge! - full transcript
Papa...
You're not Ilina Ilyukhin,
but you're Ilya Ilyukhin.
You will live not as a woman, but as a man.
That is your destiny.
You understand, Ilya?
I understand, Papa.
I understand. But, I...
Oh, someone's inside. Sorry!
N-Nooo!
The first prize is a couple hot springs trip.
This is great. Private hot springs with Asahi!
(Lottery Corner)
You'll never get first prize.
I'm paying for three pulls,
so we all can do one each.
You start, Ilya.
Ah, okay. Let me give it a go.
(Lottery)
(Press)
(First Prize)
But still, is it even possible for
the three of you to get the first prize?
We were also surprised.
It probably was bugged.
Either way, getting to go to
a hot springs for free is lucky.
As for what I think...
I think it should've been just me and Asahi!
We got an inn, too, right?
Ah! Geez!
It's here?
Seems like it is indeed here.
Wow!
You seem quite happy.
It's exactly like the inn in Kidoh Ren's novel series,
"The Secret Hospitable Hostess"!
What is that?
W-Well, a lot of times,
something with this exterior has a modern interior.
You're right! And a young pretty hostess
is doing her best to manage it!
Well, well, look what guest we have here.
I am this inn's hostess.
Is something the matter?
N-Nothing.
Just thinking about how it's
a unique, wonderful inn.
I'm glad you think so.
Adults truly are good at mincing their words.
Um, we'd like separate rooms, please.
Understood, I can help you with that.
How should I separate the rooms?
Everyone toge—
Girls and boys separately please.
Me and him will be in a separate room.
Huh?
Huhhh!
No, I... That's—
Understood.
- I will escort you to your rooms.
- Ilya, you're so unfair!
Yeah, this is unfair!
- It's not unfair.
- Wait! I'm...
Well now, make yourself at home.
The rooms seem to be fine.
Um, listen, I think I'm—
What is it? Would you rather stay with the girls?
Huh? No, that's not what I...
I'm just, um, uhh...
It's just that I have bad manners, and I also
grind my teeth in my sleep and sleeptalk. So...
I said it's fine!
Don't worry about stuff like that!
Asahi!
Let's. Go. Play!
What do you mean by play?
If we're here,
then we'll have to play this!
Here I go!
Serve!
Ping-pong is quite fun, isn't it?
Hm? What's wrong?
Nothing.
Mongie, are you okay?
Isn't it about time you take a break?
Why would that be?
I mean, you see, unlike me and the others,
you're not so young anymore!
Oh, dear, thank you for worrying about me.
But as for me, I will be just
fine!
Noo!
No way!
Not this!
Oh, dear. I put in too much power.
M-Miss...
Ah! Asahi? Are you okay?
I-I've got... three balls...
A ball fell.
Time to eat!
Gosh! I ate so much!
Hey, hey.
Hm?
We don't get naked body platter?
As if!
Huh? It's said in "The Secret Hostess" series that
naked body platters are a standard at Japanese inns!
We don't have a naked body platter, but...
We do have a tengu platter!
Tengu platter?
A tengu at a hot springs bath?
Yes. There is a legend that one lives in this area.
And a tengu is?
You know what
a naked body platter is but not tengu?
It's a legendary creature
told in old Japanese stories, right?
A monk on training to
the mountains changed form into one.
Look, it's in that picture, too.
I see. That's why there are
masks like that everywhere here.
But it's just a legend, right?
According to our ancestors generations ago...
They saw one? A tengu?
A tengu that appeared in this bath
is protecting this sacred ground!
At least, that's how the story goes.
Wow.
Although, these days,
no one really believes those stories anymore.
That tengu appearance story is long forgotten.
And this inn became what it is.
Tengu, huh? I'd like to see one.
Don't be ridiculous.
There's no way it exists.
Well, now that our bellies are full,
let's take a bath!
Huh?
W-What do I do?
I got carried away all the way here, but...
At this rate, he'll find out!
Papa, what should I do?
No!
What are you mumbling to yourself?
Please don't keep
hitting my behind like that.
Wh—
Sorry! Your butt just seems like it's nice to hit.
And also, please cover yourself a little bit!
Why? We fellow boys should be fine with it.
That's what I mean...
Well, I'm going in first.
Anyway, I have to cover it up somehow!
Is there anything I can...
Love Flops!
Aoi, once it's all off, you're quite...
It's nothing of the sort.
P-Plus, there's also...
How it feels matters more than the size!
Why are you so angry suddenly?
Poke.
Asahi and Ilya are probably in the bath now.
Hey! Ilya! What are you doing?
I'm going in now.
Sorry for the delay.
Yeah, you're finally he—
Um... What's the matter?
I-Ilya...
You're...
That...
Ah, sorry. I can't completely fit it under the towel.
I-I see.
Um, if you'd excuse me.
Um, is anything...
Ah, um, it's just that...
You're amazing, Ilya.
Huh?
You seem to be quite endowed, to put it in a way.
You're making me blush.
Um, but why do you cover yourself all the way up?
That's...
To be honest, I'm actually quite hairy.
Ah, understood.
Well, everyone has their own insecurities.
Um...
What's with the formal talk?
Huh? Oh, no, I guess it just came out.
It's quite hot, isn't it?
Y-Yeah...
Um...
It's a bit embarrassing
if you keep looking at it.
Ah! S-Sorry!
This is fine. I'm not getting found out, right?
Ah, right, Ilya! Let me wash your back!
Huh? You don't have to, I...
Don't worry! In Japan, bonding while we're
naked like this is a way to build friendsh—
I'm not small, okay?
Okay.
This is good once in a while.
Y-Yeah.
Is something the matter?
Nothing.
I was thinking, you said you're hairy,
but I don't see it at all.
Ah! Is he doubting me?
Rather, it feels quite smooth.
I have to act like a man!
Okay! Now, this man will wash your back for you!
Huh? "This man"?
Hah! Cut the crap and
turn your back now, you punk!
I-Ilya? What's with you suddenl—
Stop complaining and
do what you're told, you bastard!
S-Sure!
A-Asahi's back is...
so big...
Ilya?
Okay, then, here I go.
How is that? Is that too strong?
No, you can be
a bit stronger, I think.
I-Is that so? Okay, then.
Probably because he thinks I'm a boy. But how?
Hey, Ilya.
You've been hitting my hip.
Huh? I-I'm sorry!
It's because I'm a guy, right?
Huh?
I've bungled it now!
What do I do?
L-Let's stop washing each other's backs
and bond over something more manly!
The hot water is so nice.
You're so right.
Please don't drink too much.
Yes, understood.
Hey, what have you been doing over there?
Shh! Be quiet!
You hear something?
I can't hear anything.
I guess this is also a no-go.
Hey, stop it now, you two.
It's so hot.
I want to get out quickly.
But...
What's that? Are you giving up already?
How about you, Asahi?
As a man, this much is easy peasy!
He's definitely doubting me!
If I get out now, he will...
I can't do this anymore!
Admitting defeat just like that?
You're definitely... a girl, aren't you?
That will happen!
I want to go out.
But...
If I go out, he will find out I'm a girl...
Oh, no. I'm starting to see stars.
How about you, Ilya? Reaching your lim...
I-Ilya.
I guess this is the end...
A man.
Hm?
I see a man in you!
You are a man among men, Ilya!
So hot! Water! Give me water!
Huh?
Amazing, Ilya!
Releasing steam from your body
and making the hot sauna hotter...
I lost. A complete defeat!
I don't know why,
but seems like he's not doubting me anymore.
Right. I need some air.
It's so cool out!
No way!
Is Ilya still inside?
As expected from a man among men.
I'll go back to the open-air bath.
W-What do I do?
He's coming here!
You two, please stop it!
Isn't it fine? Just a little bit!
Yeah!
Just peeking a little bit.
Hoop-lah!
How about it? See anything?
I will protect this sacred ground.
I shall protect this sacred ground!
It's...
It's a tengu!
There's a tengu, Ilya!
Ilya? Ilya!
Ilya, where are you?
Ilya!
There's a tengu, a tengu!
A tengu has appeared!
And it's huge, too! So huge!
I see. So a tengu really does
exist!
Hey, Ilya!
Papa?
You're awake?
Huh? Where...
Are you okay?
Does your head hurt?
My head?
Ah! I'm—
I'm sorry!
Asahi?
I didn't notice at all that you're a girl.
I did a lot of...
you could say, bad things to you, and stuff.
So, I'm sorry!
No, please don't apologize!
I don't mind at all, so...
But...
And anyway, if we're trace it back,
it's my fault for pretending I'm a boy.
You'll forgive me?
Rather than forgive,
I'd say I'm not angry to begin with.
Heck, I was thinking you'd be mad at me.
Why would I?
I mean, I've been lying to you all this time.
You said we should get along as fellow guys.
You have your own reason, right?
It's my father's final wish.
Your dad's?
Yes. My father has always wanted a son.
So when I was born,
he told me to live as a guy for the rest of my life.
My mom already said
to not bind myself to his words, but...
But, I...
What do you want to do?
Huh?
Live as a guy, or live as a girl.
Which one do you want?
I...
As for me...
I want to live as myself.
I want to live as a girl.
Just like Amelia and Karin and everyone else,
I want to live as a girl in that house.
I see.
Then, go live as a girl.
You should live as you want, Ilya.
Right?
Asahi...
I know your dad will understand you.
Well, it's a bit of a shame that
I'm the only guy left in that house.
Ah...
No, I'm just kidding.
Huh? Oh, right.
Well, now, let's sleep.
I'm also tucking in.
Um, Asahi.
Hm?
Thank you so much.
Y-Yeah.
I said it's real!
What is it?
It appeared last night!
Appeared?
Isn't it obvious? A tengu!
And it was a girl!
And it was naked in the guy's bath!
That's definity an exhibitionist, pervert tengu!
What is this? I'm telling the truth!
Today, we've come to a recently popular spot!
It's been trending on social media
that a tengu has appeared at this inn!
Let's speak to the hostess right away!
Actually, this inn is...
Lovie! Shut off the TV for me!
Gotcha.
Like I said, a tengu really showed up!
- It's fine. I believe you.
- Look, Asahi.
- My post is trending!
- It was mindblowing!
- That's amazing. - Right?
- Sorry for keeping you waiting.
Huh? Where's Ilya?
Sorry!
I made you wait.
Ilya?
You...
That outfit...
Um...
I...
I'm Ilya, but let me reintroduce myself as Ilina Ilyukhin.
From now on, please treat me well!
(Next Episode Preview)
Ah, tastes so good!
You're drinking again.
Um... it's jutting out...
Asahi, please stop me!
- Go do it yourself.
- Next episode.
Episode 5.
"What a good lady. I want to make you shiver."
No extensions?
You're not Ilina Ilyukhin,
but you're Ilya Ilyukhin.
You will live not as a woman, but as a man.
That is your destiny.
You understand, Ilya?
I understand, Papa.
I understand. But, I...
Oh, someone's inside. Sorry!
N-Nooo!
The first prize is a couple hot springs trip.
This is great. Private hot springs with Asahi!
(Lottery Corner)
You'll never get first prize.
I'm paying for three pulls,
so we all can do one each.
You start, Ilya.
Ah, okay. Let me give it a go.
(Lottery)
(Press)
(First Prize)
But still, is it even possible for
the three of you to get the first prize?
We were also surprised.
It probably was bugged.
Either way, getting to go to
a hot springs for free is lucky.
As for what I think...
I think it should've been just me and Asahi!
We got an inn, too, right?
Ah! Geez!
It's here?
Seems like it is indeed here.
Wow!
You seem quite happy.
It's exactly like the inn in Kidoh Ren's novel series,
"The Secret Hospitable Hostess"!
What is that?
W-Well, a lot of times,
something with this exterior has a modern interior.
You're right! And a young pretty hostess
is doing her best to manage it!
Well, well, look what guest we have here.
I am this inn's hostess.
Is something the matter?
N-Nothing.
Just thinking about how it's
a unique, wonderful inn.
I'm glad you think so.
Adults truly are good at mincing their words.
Um, we'd like separate rooms, please.
Understood, I can help you with that.
How should I separate the rooms?
Everyone toge—
Girls and boys separately please.
Me and him will be in a separate room.
Huh?
Huhhh!
No, I... That's—
Understood.
- I will escort you to your rooms.
- Ilya, you're so unfair!
Yeah, this is unfair!
- It's not unfair.
- Wait! I'm...
Well now, make yourself at home.
The rooms seem to be fine.
Um, listen, I think I'm—
What is it? Would you rather stay with the girls?
Huh? No, that's not what I...
I'm just, um, uhh...
It's just that I have bad manners, and I also
grind my teeth in my sleep and sleeptalk. So...
I said it's fine!
Don't worry about stuff like that!
Asahi!
Let's. Go. Play!
What do you mean by play?
If we're here,
then we'll have to play this!
Here I go!
Serve!
Ping-pong is quite fun, isn't it?
Hm? What's wrong?
Nothing.
Mongie, are you okay?
Isn't it about time you take a break?
Why would that be?
I mean, you see, unlike me and the others,
you're not so young anymore!
Oh, dear, thank you for worrying about me.
But as for me, I will be just
fine!
Noo!
No way!
Not this!
Oh, dear. I put in too much power.
M-Miss...
Ah! Asahi? Are you okay?
I-I've got... three balls...
A ball fell.
Time to eat!
Gosh! I ate so much!
Hey, hey.
Hm?
We don't get naked body platter?
As if!
Huh? It's said in "The Secret Hostess" series that
naked body platters are a standard at Japanese inns!
We don't have a naked body platter, but...
We do have a tengu platter!
Tengu platter?
A tengu at a hot springs bath?
Yes. There is a legend that one lives in this area.
And a tengu is?
You know what
a naked body platter is but not tengu?
It's a legendary creature
told in old Japanese stories, right?
A monk on training to
the mountains changed form into one.
Look, it's in that picture, too.
I see. That's why there are
masks like that everywhere here.
But it's just a legend, right?
According to our ancestors generations ago...
They saw one? A tengu?
A tengu that appeared in this bath
is protecting this sacred ground!
At least, that's how the story goes.
Wow.
Although, these days,
no one really believes those stories anymore.
That tengu appearance story is long forgotten.
And this inn became what it is.
Tengu, huh? I'd like to see one.
Don't be ridiculous.
There's no way it exists.
Well, now that our bellies are full,
let's take a bath!
Huh?
W-What do I do?
I got carried away all the way here, but...
At this rate, he'll find out!
Papa, what should I do?
No!
What are you mumbling to yourself?
Please don't keep
hitting my behind like that.
Wh—
Sorry! Your butt just seems like it's nice to hit.
And also, please cover yourself a little bit!
Why? We fellow boys should be fine with it.
That's what I mean...
Well, I'm going in first.
Anyway, I have to cover it up somehow!
Is there anything I can...
Love Flops!
Aoi, once it's all off, you're quite...
It's nothing of the sort.
P-Plus, there's also...
How it feels matters more than the size!
Why are you so angry suddenly?
Poke.
Asahi and Ilya are probably in the bath now.
Hey! Ilya! What are you doing?
I'm going in now.
Sorry for the delay.
Yeah, you're finally he—
Um... What's the matter?
I-Ilya...
You're...
That...
Ah, sorry. I can't completely fit it under the towel.
I-I see.
Um, if you'd excuse me.
Um, is anything...
Ah, um, it's just that...
You're amazing, Ilya.
Huh?
You seem to be quite endowed, to put it in a way.
You're making me blush.
Um, but why do you cover yourself all the way up?
That's...
To be honest, I'm actually quite hairy.
Ah, understood.
Well, everyone has their own insecurities.
Um...
What's with the formal talk?
Huh? Oh, no, I guess it just came out.
It's quite hot, isn't it?
Y-Yeah...
Um...
It's a bit embarrassing
if you keep looking at it.
Ah! S-Sorry!
This is fine. I'm not getting found out, right?
Ah, right, Ilya! Let me wash your back!
Huh? You don't have to, I...
Don't worry! In Japan, bonding while we're
naked like this is a way to build friendsh—
I'm not small, okay?
Okay.
This is good once in a while.
Y-Yeah.
Is something the matter?
Nothing.
I was thinking, you said you're hairy,
but I don't see it at all.
Ah! Is he doubting me?
Rather, it feels quite smooth.
I have to act like a man!
Okay! Now, this man will wash your back for you!
Huh? "This man"?
Hah! Cut the crap and
turn your back now, you punk!
I-Ilya? What's with you suddenl—
Stop complaining and
do what you're told, you bastard!
S-Sure!
A-Asahi's back is...
so big...
Ilya?
Okay, then, here I go.
How is that? Is that too strong?
No, you can be
a bit stronger, I think.
I-Is that so? Okay, then.
Probably because he thinks I'm a boy. But how?
Hey, Ilya.
You've been hitting my hip.
Huh? I-I'm sorry!
It's because I'm a guy, right?
Huh?
I've bungled it now!
What do I do?
L-Let's stop washing each other's backs
and bond over something more manly!
The hot water is so nice.
You're so right.
Please don't drink too much.
Yes, understood.
Hey, what have you been doing over there?
Shh! Be quiet!
You hear something?
I can't hear anything.
I guess this is also a no-go.
Hey, stop it now, you two.
It's so hot.
I want to get out quickly.
But...
What's that? Are you giving up already?
How about you, Asahi?
As a man, this much is easy peasy!
He's definitely doubting me!
If I get out now, he will...
I can't do this anymore!
Admitting defeat just like that?
You're definitely... a girl, aren't you?
That will happen!
I want to go out.
But...
If I go out, he will find out I'm a girl...
Oh, no. I'm starting to see stars.
How about you, Ilya? Reaching your lim...
I-Ilya.
I guess this is the end...
A man.
Hm?
I see a man in you!
You are a man among men, Ilya!
So hot! Water! Give me water!
Huh?
Amazing, Ilya!
Releasing steam from your body
and making the hot sauna hotter...
I lost. A complete defeat!
I don't know why,
but seems like he's not doubting me anymore.
Right. I need some air.
It's so cool out!
No way!
Is Ilya still inside?
As expected from a man among men.
I'll go back to the open-air bath.
W-What do I do?
He's coming here!
You two, please stop it!
Isn't it fine? Just a little bit!
Yeah!
Just peeking a little bit.
Hoop-lah!
How about it? See anything?
I will protect this sacred ground.
I shall protect this sacred ground!
It's...
It's a tengu!
There's a tengu, Ilya!
Ilya? Ilya!
Ilya, where are you?
Ilya!
There's a tengu, a tengu!
A tengu has appeared!
And it's huge, too! So huge!
I see. So a tengu really does
exist!
Hey, Ilya!
Papa?
You're awake?
Huh? Where...
Are you okay?
Does your head hurt?
My head?
Ah! I'm—
I'm sorry!
Asahi?
I didn't notice at all that you're a girl.
I did a lot of...
you could say, bad things to you, and stuff.
So, I'm sorry!
No, please don't apologize!
I don't mind at all, so...
But...
And anyway, if we're trace it back,
it's my fault for pretending I'm a boy.
You'll forgive me?
Rather than forgive,
I'd say I'm not angry to begin with.
Heck, I was thinking you'd be mad at me.
Why would I?
I mean, I've been lying to you all this time.
You said we should get along as fellow guys.
You have your own reason, right?
It's my father's final wish.
Your dad's?
Yes. My father has always wanted a son.
So when I was born,
he told me to live as a guy for the rest of my life.
My mom already said
to not bind myself to his words, but...
But, I...
What do you want to do?
Huh?
Live as a guy, or live as a girl.
Which one do you want?
I...
As for me...
I want to live as myself.
I want to live as a girl.
Just like Amelia and Karin and everyone else,
I want to live as a girl in that house.
I see.
Then, go live as a girl.
You should live as you want, Ilya.
Right?
Asahi...
I know your dad will understand you.
Well, it's a bit of a shame that
I'm the only guy left in that house.
Ah...
No, I'm just kidding.
Huh? Oh, right.
Well, now, let's sleep.
I'm also tucking in.
Um, Asahi.
Hm?
Thank you so much.
Y-Yeah.
I said it's real!
What is it?
It appeared last night!
Appeared?
Isn't it obvious? A tengu!
And it was a girl!
And it was naked in the guy's bath!
That's definity an exhibitionist, pervert tengu!
What is this? I'm telling the truth!
Today, we've come to a recently popular spot!
It's been trending on social media
that a tengu has appeared at this inn!
Let's speak to the hostess right away!
Actually, this inn is...
Lovie! Shut off the TV for me!
Gotcha.
Like I said, a tengu really showed up!
- It's fine. I believe you.
- Look, Asahi.
- My post is trending!
- It was mindblowing!
- That's amazing. - Right?
- Sorry for keeping you waiting.
Huh? Where's Ilya?
Sorry!
I made you wait.
Ilya?
You...
That outfit...
Um...
I...
I'm Ilya, but let me reintroduce myself as Ilina Ilyukhin.
From now on, please treat me well!
(Next Episode Preview)
Ah, tastes so good!
You're drinking again.
Um... it's jutting out...
Asahi, please stop me!
- Go do it yourself.
- Next episode.
Episode 5.
"What a good lady. I want to make you shiver."
No extensions?