Lost in Oz (2015–…): Season 2, Episode 6 - Shortcut to Emerald City - full transcript

Previously on "Lost in Oz"...

Dorothy and her Emerald friends,

I want them out of the fairylands

You should have called me sooner.

There! The shortcut to Emerald City.

If I could get you power,

would you tow us to that mineshaft?

The witch is a tricky one.
You'll need this.

Mom!

- Who did this to her?
- The Shadow Gnome.

Finally. Can you believe it, guys?



We made it to the mineshaft.

We're halfway home!

Emerald City, here we come.

Wha...

Thanks for not turning us over to Guph.

Thank you for the wind maker

with the odd little face on it.

Hey! That's my face.

I know.

Whatever.

Any shot you want to
come with us to Emerald City?

There is nothing for me there.

My home is in the desert.

But what about Guph?



Now you're his enemy, just like we are.

I will take my chances with Guph

as you take yours in the tunnel.

Why? Is the tunnel dangerous?

I thought it was just a shortcut.

A cut shorter, yes, for those
who are working together.

Split apart and you
will be finding dead ends.

Oh, is that poetry?

Sounds like a warning to me.

It is a warning.

Poetry is for the babies.

Bye!

Where are you taking us?

To Guph.

- How do you know that?
- He said so,

right before turning my mom
into an ornament.

So we're going to the Gnome Kingdom?

I can't think of anything worse.

What do you know about
the Gnome Kingdom?

Uh... nothing.

Just that it's a horrible, ugly place...

For us!

You know, folks from Emerald City.

It's probably
a wonderful place for gnomes.

You think gnomes like to live
in a horrible, ugly place?

No, of course not.
That's not what I meant.

Entitled Emeraldos,

you take our magic and
leave us with nothing.

King Guph is going to change that.

Everybody on.

This looks pretty sketchy.

This doesn't look safe at all.

I don't believe my eye.

What is that?

The Powder of Life.

Animates the inanimate.

It's the reason I exist.

Infuse these objects
and fill them with light,

ignite their stillness,
and bring them to life.

Ah, safety. Thank Oz.

Hey, not so tight.

Maybe the powder of life
could save my mom.

Good thinking. Let's do it quick.

Then she can save us.

Heeya! To the Gnome Kingdom.

Slow down, Toto.
Remember Tred's warning.

We shouldn't split apart.

You're not seriously listening to
that wheeler's warning, are you?

We need to be careful.

We don't know anything
about this tunnel.

Toto, wait!

"Trans-Desert Passage.

"Connection to Emerald City,

"built in partnership with our
friends The Gnome Kingdom"?

What?

Emerald City and the Gnome
Kingdom used to be friends?

Yeah, until the wicked wizard
stole my dad's belt.

The wicked wizard? Who's that?

Only the worst guy ever.

Before Glinda, he ruled Emerald City.

Oh, I don't remember him
being very wicked,

but he did have pretty loose pants.

Are you sure the belt
wasn't just a thoughtful gift?

You honestly think
my dad would just give away

our most prized possession?

Maybe they were good friends.

The Gnome King's belt
contains the sacred orb.

He wouldn't give it to anyone,

not even his best friend
in the whole world.

Wow. It sounds really special.

It's beyond special.

Whoever wears the belt
controls the Gnome Kingdom.

But you controlled the Gnome Kingdom,

and you don't have the belt.

Yeah, and look how that
turned out for me.

I lost my kingdom,

and I'm stuck in some
filthy tunnel with a mutt,

a bag of straw, and you!

The Crystal Wall?

This is the only door to Emerald City.

Why would it be blocked?

Maybe it's a trick.

Obviously, the Emeraldos blocked it off

from the other side.

Oh, no one I know in Emerald City

would do something mean like that.

And besides, between the four of us,

we've got three good brains.

As long as we work together,
we can get through anything.

See?

Wow.

How could the wall just vanish?

Don't you see?

It's because Scarecrow's
an Emeraldo and I'm a gnome.

This is super messed up.

You think the door

likes people from Emerald City

more than gnomes?

I don't think the door
likes gnomes at all.

I think it's enchanted by the Emeraldos

to keep us gnomes out.

Good thing you're traveling
with an Emeraldo then, huh?

After you, kind sir.

Something feels strange
about this place, Toto.

I keep finding myself
in these terrifying situations.

The way I see it, we've got two options.

We can take some Powder
of Life from the tank,

or we can take it directly from him.

So really what you're saying
is we've got none options,

because but of those scenarios
are impossible,

not to mention dangerous
on so many different levels.

Come on, Reigh.

If we can just change my mom back,

I know she could help us escape.

But we can't even move.

These bars are keeping us
so safe, I mean trapped.

If Dorothy was here,
she'd say it's worth a shot.

I'm thinking munchkin's right.

What have we got to lose?

We just need to get the Shadow Gnome

to come closer to us somehow.

I have incredible hearing.
Don't think to try me.

- Are we clear?
- Mm-hmm.

Good.

Ah, by sundown today,

this pathetic house will be gone,

along with Dorothy
and her irritating friends.

That's very exciting, sir.

Tread and Calico
should be here any minute.

I spot the wheeler!

Alone?

He wears the banner, sir...

a banner with Roquat's face.

I know which banner it is.

Take me down to his level.

Oh! Tread, Tread! Worthless Tread!

I had such high hopes for your mission.

Sorry to disappoint you.

Where are they? Where are Dorothy
and her aggravating friends?

Wheeler codes forbid us from
squealing on those who help us.

So then why would you come back?

A Wheeler never leaves you hanging.

That is also part of our code.

Ah! But I am left hanging, Tread.

Wheelers never claimed to be perfect.

True. Douse him!

Was that perfume? I hate perfume.

It's Extract of Awakening.

Now you'll be forced
to tell me the truth,

whether you want to or not.

No! No! I will never tell!

I love your mustache!
I want to braid it.

Thank you. Looks like
the extract is working.

You know, you're so tall.

It's so cool how tall you are.

- Duly noted.
- I sleep with a night light.

Where are Dorothy and her friends?

Dorothy and her friends are
at the Trans-Desert Passage.

Tread took them
to the mineshaft last night.

Thank you. Take him away.

My secret dream is to be a cookie maker!

How beautiful.

Looks like Dorothy's house
will be making a pit stop

before leaving the Fairylands.

Chocolate chip...

Notify Calico that our
rendezvous point has changed.

This is the kind of amazing stuff

Emerald City and the gnomes
made together.

And now you're holding
some grudge about a belt?

I'm not holding any grudge.
Are you, Roquat?

Don't talk to me.

Don't look at me.

Hey! Why don't you watch
where you're going?

You said not to look at you.

So look at the ground, you dingus.

Walk backwards for all I care.

I will happily walk backwards.

I'm actually very good at it.

He really is, Robot. I've seen it.

Hey!

That hurt my feelings.

Good! You deserve it!

Where'd this wall come from?

Dorothy, you all right over there?

Of course she's all right.
We can see her.

- Can't you see her?
- What is wrong with you two?

Scarecrow's a klutz!

That's only because
King Roquat is confusing me.

Roquat, why are you confusing him?

Really? You're taking his side now?

Guess that makes sense since
you're practically one of them.

- One of who?
- An Emeraldo.

Actually, I'm from Kansas,

which you might remember

if you ever paid attention

to someone other than yourself.

Toto?

What's going on?

Why won't the tunnel let us through?

It's like the tunnel's getting mad at us

for getting mad at each other.

That's the dumbest thing
I've ever heard.

But if it's true, it's Dorothy's fault.

Excuse me?

Before the first wall appeared,

you made Scarecrow bump into me,

which made me get mad.

What are you talking about?

Then, right before the second wall,

you got mad at us.

I got mad at you!

Because you were being a...

You were not being a very nice guy.

Just saying, I really don't
think this tunnel like you.

Toto! Stop it!

Stop it!

What's gotten into you?

Everyone just needs to calm down.

I don't think this tunnel
likes any of us.

Commence Operation Distract A Gnome.

Pink Paw, make me proud.

Guys, I think it might be

a little bit too windy up here.

Ah-choo!

Soon you will be punished

for what your people
have done to gnomekind.

Prepare yourselves for King Guph.

What?

Something wrong, mate?

Who messed with it?

Who messed with what?

How can we mess with anything?

We've made a terrible mistake!

What happened?

You might be a born witch,

but you can't control the power of life.

Only one way to find out.

You don't know what you're doing.

I'm saving my mom so she can knock you

back to where the sun don't shine.

I will ornamentize you
right where you st...

No, no.

You will do no such thing.

Calico, my friend.

You mustn't be so cavalier

with another gnome's prisoners,

especially when that gnome is your king.

- But she...
- No buts!

I'll have my scepter back now,

please.

Don't make me ask again.

I'll see you in the shadows.

Good choice. Leave on a high note.

Now...

are you ready to reunite
with your long-lost friends?

I don't care whose fault it is.

It's yours!

We've already established that.

Hey. If we share the fault,

maybe the tunnel will let us pass.

What are you talking about?

Oh, Glinda enchanted this tunnel

to not let aggression into Emerald City.

I just remembered that.

That's what Tread warned us about.

The tunnel is only a shortcut

if we stick together.

Split apart, and...

you will be finding dead ends.

That was pretty good.

We're going to be stuck here forever.

I think you made it angry.

Whoa!

Or we just need to show this tunnel

who's boss... me!

Here comes another one. Run!

Hey, what's going on here?

I... I'm stuck!

Hurry, Scarecrow!

Help me get him out of here.

I knew this tunnel hated gnomes.

Come on!

You're not even trying!

Put your back into it!

Toto, you're just standing there?

Please, get me out of here!

What should we do, Dorothy?

You're going to go to
Emerald City without me.

You're going to leave me here all alone.

Oh, I was trapped all alone
in Glinda's castle once.

After a while, you get used to it.

We know what it feels like

to be stuck and all alone, too, Roquat.

We wouldn't do that to you.

Y-You... You wouldn't?

But... But we were just arguing.

Friends can argue.

But when it really counts,

friends don't leave each other behind.

I... I have this strange feeling inside.

It's like I want you to know
how much that matters to me.

A sincere thank-you ought to do it.

Thank you.

Yes!

- Let's go.
- Quickly.

Before the tunnel changes its mind.

Just for the record,

I still think the Wizard
stole my dad's belt.

- What belt?
- Look.

I think that's the end of the tunnel.

Is that Emerald City?

I am so happy to be home.

That's not Emerald City.

Whose tiny house is this?

Mine.

West? Is it really you?

Hi, Dorothy.

And Ojo? Reigh? Patchwork!

I can't believe this is happening.

Oh, what are you guys doing here?

Hello, Dorothy.

What are you going to do to us?

As the new and improved
King of the Gnomes,

I expel you from the Fairy Lands.

You and your friends
will never come back to Oz.

- Hey, wait.
- Hey!

- Where are you taking him?
- Let me go!

No! Put him down! You can't do that!

Go forth!