Looney Tunes Cartoons (2019–…): Season 2, Episode 4 - Rage Rover/To Hive and to Hold/Battle Stations - full transcript
[theme music playing]
[humming] Ah! There.
At long last, my
Interplanetary Destructo-Ray
is finally complete.
Soon Earth will be eradicated.
And with that pesky planet
out of the way,
my delicate
Rhoda-decahedron plant
will finally get
enough sunlight.
Isn't it lovely?
[sniffs]
[crashes]
-[automated voice]
Invader alert.
-Huh?
- [alarm blaring]
-Invader alert. Invader alert.
[Marvin] An invader?
On my planet?
And I was in such
a good mood too.
Hmm.
A scout rover from Earth?
Oh, no. The Earthlings
can't know that
I'm going to destroy them.
It's supposed to be a surprise.
Oh, nothing distresses me
more than a spoilsport.
Hmm. I'll have to dispose of
that irksome intruder
before it discovers
what I'm up to.
A blast from my
Radial Dispersal Ray
should incinerate
that infernal instigator.
[blasts]
Oh, hold still
so I may vaporize you.
Aha!
Oh, crumbs.
Those Earthlings are
much more brighter
than I anticipated.
Hmm. That rover is going
right through my danger field.
Fortunately, I always
make sure to keep
a few explosive
space modulators on hand.
A blast from one of these
will surely silence
that snooping spy.
[grunts]
Hmm.
Oh, the suspense.
Oh, goody. He took it.
[banging]
What the...
Ahh!
[groans]
Oh, good. I think I found--
[explodes]
Oh, I am quite perturbed.
Beastly times call for
beastly measures.
[roars]
-[roars]
-Oh, hush.
[zapping]
[whimpering]
Now, quit sniveling and
eviscerate that robotic menace.
[whimpering]
And hurry up!
-[zapping]
-[beast yelps]
You know, monsters can be
so uncooperative sometimes.
[roars]
[exclaims]
[pants in excitement]
Oh!
[sniffing]
You hopeless one-eyed heathen.
Can't you even do
a single thing
you're told to do?
You make me so
very, very angry.
You are the most insufferable,
incapable, irresponsible
creature in the universe!
Now you leave me no choice
but to teach you a...
Uh?
Uh, a lesson?
[growls]
Oh, my. Has anyone
ever told you
your incisors are quite--
[chomps]
[Marvin groaning]
[screaming]
Oh! That does it.
I'm going to destroy
that insidious invader
once and for all.
[dramatic music playing]
[laughs maniacally]
[electricity buzzing]
I have you now.
Whoa!
[crashes]
[groans]
[automated voice]
Self-destruct
sequence initiated.
Oh, why did I think adding
a self-destruct button
would be a good idea?
[alarm beeps]
[explodes]
Well, at least the Earthlings
didn't get the best of me.
Oh, drat.
Ain't I a stinker?
[theme music playing]
Huh?
Hmm.
[pants excitedly]
[screams]
[growls]
[grunting]
[snaps]
-[screams]
-[crashes]
Aah!
[growling]
[scoffs]
[exclaiming]
[shrieks]
[roars]
[roars]
Whoa!
[instrumental
wedding music playing]
[bee buzzing]
Yeah, yeah!
[bee buzzing]
[grunting in pain]
Love is pain.
[theme music playing]
[sighs wearily]
[radio static]
[jazz music playing]
[orchestral music playing]
[jazz music playing]
-[orchestral music playing]
-[jazz music playing]
[music keeps switching]
[crashes]
[music keeps switching]
[jazz music playing]
[groans]
[orchestral music playing]
[blows raspberry]
[jazz music playing]
[coughs]
[orchestral music playing]
[hammering]
[crashes]
[jazz music playing]
[orchestral music playing]
[music keeps switching]
[explosion]
[amusing instrumental
music playing]
[shrieking]
[solemn music playing]
[sighs]
[whirring]
[theme music playing]
[humming] Ah! There.
At long last, my
Interplanetary Destructo-Ray
is finally complete.
Soon Earth will be eradicated.
And with that pesky planet
out of the way,
my delicate
Rhoda-decahedron plant
will finally get
enough sunlight.
Isn't it lovely?
[sniffs]
[crashes]
-[automated voice]
Invader alert.
-Huh?
- [alarm blaring]
-Invader alert. Invader alert.
[Marvin] An invader?
On my planet?
And I was in such
a good mood too.
Hmm.
A scout rover from Earth?
Oh, no. The Earthlings
can't know that
I'm going to destroy them.
It's supposed to be a surprise.
Oh, nothing distresses me
more than a spoilsport.
Hmm. I'll have to dispose of
that irksome intruder
before it discovers
what I'm up to.
A blast from my
Radial Dispersal Ray
should incinerate
that infernal instigator.
[blasts]
Oh, hold still
so I may vaporize you.
Aha!
Oh, crumbs.
Those Earthlings are
much more brighter
than I anticipated.
Hmm. That rover is going
right through my danger field.
Fortunately, I always
make sure to keep
a few explosive
space modulators on hand.
A blast from one of these
will surely silence
that snooping spy.
[grunts]
Hmm.
Oh, the suspense.
Oh, goody. He took it.
[banging]
What the...
Ahh!
[groans]
Oh, good. I think I found--
[explodes]
Oh, I am quite perturbed.
Beastly times call for
beastly measures.
[roars]
-[roars]
-Oh, hush.
[zapping]
[whimpering]
Now, quit sniveling and
eviscerate that robotic menace.
[whimpering]
And hurry up!
-[zapping]
-[beast yelps]
You know, monsters can be
so uncooperative sometimes.
[roars]
[exclaims]
[pants in excitement]
Oh!
[sniffing]
You hopeless one-eyed heathen.
Can't you even do
a single thing
you're told to do?
You make me so
very, very angry.
You are the most insufferable,
incapable, irresponsible
creature in the universe!
Now you leave me no choice
but to teach you a...
Uh?
Uh, a lesson?
[growls]
Oh, my. Has anyone
ever told you
your incisors are quite--
[chomps]
[Marvin groaning]
[screaming]
Oh! That does it.
I'm going to destroy
that insidious invader
once and for all.
[dramatic music playing]
[laughs maniacally]
[electricity buzzing]
I have you now.
Whoa!
[crashes]
[groans]
[automated voice]
Self-destruct
sequence initiated.
Oh, why did I think adding
a self-destruct button
would be a good idea?
[alarm beeps]
[explodes]
Well, at least the Earthlings
didn't get the best of me.
Oh, drat.
Ain't I a stinker?
[theme music playing]
Huh?
Hmm.
[pants excitedly]
[screams]
[growls]
[grunting]
[snaps]
-[screams]
-[crashes]
Aah!
[growling]
[scoffs]
[exclaiming]
[shrieks]
[roars]
[roars]
Whoa!
[instrumental
wedding music playing]
[bee buzzing]
Yeah, yeah!
[bee buzzing]
[grunting in pain]
Love is pain.
[theme music playing]
[sighs wearily]
[radio static]
[jazz music playing]
[orchestral music playing]
[jazz music playing]
-[orchestral music playing]
-[jazz music playing]
[music keeps switching]
[crashes]
[music keeps switching]
[jazz music playing]
[groans]
[orchestral music playing]
[blows raspberry]
[jazz music playing]
[coughs]
[orchestral music playing]
[hammering]
[crashes]
[jazz music playing]
[orchestral music playing]
[music keeps switching]
[explosion]
[amusing instrumental
music playing]
[shrieking]
[solemn music playing]
[sighs]
[whirring]
[theme music playing]