Looney Tunes Cartoons (2019–…): Season 2, Episode 3 - Emotional Support Duck/End of the Leash Gags: Tennis/Adopt Me - full transcript

[theme music playing]

[exhales] I'm all ready
for my b-b-big tropical
v-vacation.

[announcer] Last call
to board the plane

to the b-b-big tropical
v-vacation.

[gasps] Oh, no!
Eh, where's Daffy?

He's gonna miss the flight.

[Daffy thuds]

[trolley wheels creaking]

Hey, Porkysylvania!

Daffy!

Um, where's your luggage?



The only baggage I have
is emotional baggage.

[stammers]
What about clothes?

My only wardrobe, a smile.

[sighs] Whatever.

Just get out your boarding pass
and let's get on this plane.

Boarding pass?

Daffy! Without your
boarding pass,

you can't get
on the plane!

Hmm...

[exhales]

-Ah-ha!
-[imaginary lightbulb shatters]

Don't you worry, Porko!

I've got an idea to get me
on that plane without
a boarding pass.

You just play along.



Have a lovely flight.

Halt! I need to see
your boarding pass.

[quacking]

Halt!

Where is his boarding pass?

For your information, ma'am,
I don't need no stinking
boarding pass.

I happen to be this man's
emotional support animal.

Emotional support animal, huh?

Okay, sir, Go right on through.

But if I find out he's not
a real emotional support
animal...

[both screaming]

We get to be in a movie?

You both get tossed off
the plane. Got it?

Yes, siree Bob.

He's my [stammering]
legitimate emotional support
animal.

[chuckles nervously]

It's just like the one
that lady's got.

Ugh! That's my son!

Mommy?

Chop chop, Pork chop.

[grunting]

Try not to call too much
attention to us, Daffy.

You worry too much.

I was born to play this role.

What could go wrong?

I guess you're right.

[flight attendant] Excuse me.

Emotional support animals
under the seat, please.

All the way under, please.

We're about to take off.

[groans]

It's too cramped down here.

This is gonna to be murder
on my lumbago.

[stretching]

[stammering] Daffy.

Daffy, [stammering]
we're gonna get in trouble!

Huh?

Shh. He was feeling cranky,
so I put him to sleep.

[chuckles nervously] I was.

I have to sit up here to
fulfill my required emotional
support animal duties.

Are you sure everything
is all right over here?

Are you calling my training
into question?

I am offended.

I am a first rate service duck
and I can prove it.

Look at how scared he is.

-Ouch!
-He's got the cold sweat.

-The hot sweat.
-Ow!

Goose-flesh.

[screams]

True, true.

Now look at how calm
I make him.

♪ Go to sleep ♪

♪ Go to sleep ♪

♪ Go to sleep, little piggy ♪

Coo, coo.

Okay, but if I find out
you're not really

an emotional service duck,
I'm gonna send you flying out

of this plane.

Great, I'll take the open seat.

Say, I wonder what
kind of snacks are
on that cart thingy.

Hey! Service lady!
Hey! Hey!

Daffy! Keep it down.

Maybe you should just
try to relax until we get
to the island.

Yeah, you're right, Pork.

Good.

Might as well take advantage
of these luxury recliners.

Hmm. Must be malfunctioning.

Obviously, I just need
to hit it harder.

[man] Ah, nothing like
a scalding cup--

[man screaming]

Let's get that
flight attendant over here.

I think my chair is busted.

[clears throat]

I thought I heard a scream.

You aren't up to anything
funny, are you?

Um, excuse me. Hello?
We're in a session here.

So, Porky,

tell me again about
the first time you revealed
to your mother

that you were
a disgusting pig.

For now, we are emotionally
s-s-supported.

One more misstep,

and you're gone!

[stammering]
One more misstep?

Okay, fine, fine.
No more funny business.

I'm sorry, Porky.

Phew, I'm just ready
for our vacation.

Uh, say, Porko, let me do
something nice for you
to make up for everything.

A fan or something
would be nice.

-Or maybe a pillow and a...
-[wind blows]

I opened up a window
for some fresh air!

Daffy, no!

[grunting]

I've had enough
of you two frauds.

Is this a bad time to ask
for a bag of peanuts?

[grunts]

Unsalted...
[chuckles nervously]

[both screaming]

[both gasping]

A tropical island?

What do you know?

Maybe we'll get
our vacation after all!

Stop!

I need to see passports.

Do you have them?

Of course I have mine.

What moron wouldn't?

Porky?

Well, you know how this goes.

[oinking]

[theme music playing]

[humming "Camptown Races"]

[snarls]

[barking]

Would you believe I installed
this earlier?

Service! I say, "Service!"

You like my backhand?

Oh, you know,
this is gonna be good.

I was sick of his racket.

[theme music playing]

Gee whiz, not even
a single glance from anybody.

I even gave 'em the old
puppy dog eyes, and nothing.

What's going on?

Have I lost my touch?

Nah, never! Snap out of it.

You are one heck of a dog.

And today, you are
going home with a master.

I just know it.

Why, the next guy I see
is gonna... he's gonna...

He's...

Well, hey there, handsome!

Watch me knock
this guy's socks off.

Congratulations, pal.

You just found
the number one best dog
in the entire world.

Maybe in the entire universe.

What makes me the best
you ask?

Because I got it all.

I'm 50% poodle.

I'm also half labradoodle
and half doodle.

And if that ain't
the half of it,

I'm also part bulldog.

[growls]

♪ Part hound dog baby ♪

Part setter.

Part sitter and part suitor.

I'm a pointer, a painter,

a laser pointer
and even a laser printer.

[beeps]

As you can see,
it's a long list
of attributes that...

[gasps]

[effort grunt]

Whoa, whoa, whoa,
where you going, sweetheart?

I know what you're thinking.

You can't afford a dog
like me, but that's where
you're wrong.

Because...

[impersonating woman]
I'm also a rescue.

[in normal voice]
I've been fixed
and I'm very well behaved

because I've been
working with a trainer.

I can be a support animal.
[grunts]

An emotional support animal.

[sobbing]

Need a therapy dog?

A lap dog?

Or even an accessory dog!

I'm a bird dog, a down dog.

Eh, a what's up, dog.

A fire dog.

A bomb sniffing dog.

-[device beeps]
-[sniffs]

-Yep. Definitely a bom--
-[explosion]

A seein' eye dog!
A seein' you dog!

A seein' sights dog.

Or maybe just a sea dog.

[water splashing]

♪ So, don't you see ♪

♪ We were meant to be ♪

♪ You can't deny this energy ♪

♪ The synergy, camaraderie ♪

♪ It's destiny ♪

♪ I'm your d-o-g ♪

♪ Now, come on in
And adopt me ♪

Yeah!

[panting]

So what do you say?

Yeah, that's it.
That's it.

Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
Oh, boy!

Here it comes. Here it comes.

Here it comes. Here it comes.
Here it...

Him? Over me?

What's the appeal?

Dah! [laughs]

-[door closes]
-I was this close.

[sighs]

Hey, buddy,
you in the market for a dog?

Well, you should be.

Get a load of this,
and this and this and this.

And this, and this...

And wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.

I got one more...

[imitates Porky]
That's all, dopes!

Or something like that.

Ow!

[theme music playing]

[theme music playing]