Looney Tunes Cartoons (2019–…): Season 2, Episode 2 - Mummy Dummy/Telephone Pole Gags 2: Shrinking Telephone Pole/In The Road Again - full transcript

[theme music playing]

Viva, Las Vegas.

Boy, I've been looking forward
to this vacation for months.

At Pharaoh's Deluxe
Resort and Casino,

our quality service and
luxurious accommodations

will leave you so satisfied,

you'll be Tutan-khaming
back for more.

Yes, Siree.
That's for me.

And brochures don't lie.

Now, where is that hotel?

Found it!



[door creaks]

Huh, must be off-peak season.

Gee, it's so dark in here,
I can barely see the whiskers
in front of my face.

Look, comic strips.

[gasps]

Meh, comic strips were
a lot funnier years ago.

You'd think the front desk
would be in front of the hotel.

Ah, the concierge.

Eh, pardon me, doc,
but I'd like to book a room
in your fine hotel.

King-size bed, whirlpool bath,

balcony access,
close to the ice machine,
away from the elevator,

non-smoking, please.

Eh, perhaps you didn't hear me.

I want to book a room.



Maybe you didn't understand me.

[emphasizing]
I want to book a room.

[Bugs] Hello!

Hello.

Oi, Tutakh.

Anyone manning
the helm up there?

Eh, you're no use to me.

I swear, they hire
any crumb bum
off the street these days.

[mummy grunts]

Say, what've we got here?

Egyptian-style novelty
slot machines.

Hmm, now I know
I got some loose change
around here somewhere.

No, no.

[mummy grunting]

Come on, come on,
big winner.

[slot machine rings]

Come to papa.

Hey, what is this?

-[beetle squeaking]
-Funny money?

Oh, brother. What a rip.

I can't stand this
new-fangled cryptocurrency.

Oh, boy,
this must be the buffet.

Fancy shmancy.

Let's see now.

Exotic food they got here.

Oh well, when in Rome...

Ooh, sausage.

[humming tune]

Let's see. Some of this
and some of that.

Four of those and...

[sniffing]
Ew. This stuff is rank.

How long has this been
sitting out for?

Weeks? Months?

Well, there goes my appetite.

Ugh, they don't even
empty out the trash here.

[Bugs] Go...in...there.

There, the health inspector's
gonna have a field day
with this joint.

[grunting]

Boy, these luxury hotels
are like mazes.

You can never find
what you're looking for.

Well, this room
is as good as any.

Now, how do you suppose
these doors open?

[mummy grunting]

Is this it?

[crashing]

Ah, you must be
the cleaning lady.

[mummy grunting]

Gee, look at this place.

And what gaudy decor.

And look at this.

They must pay you guys peanuts
because this room is filthy.

[sneezing]

Ugh geez, now my sinuses
are acting up.

Darn sticky windows.

[grunts]

Here, miss. Hold this.

[mummy screams]

Still feels a bit stuffy.

Let's get some
air circulation in here.

[fan whirring]

Come on, you finnicky little...

Ah, now as I was...

Hey, where'd she go?

[grunting]

Quality service,
luxurious accommodations.

Oh, brother,
This place really is the pits.

No phone, no mini fridge.

Even this bed
feels like a rock.

Geez Louise.

You'd think
these high-end joints

-would at least try
to treat their guests well.
-[mummy grunting]

What's up, doc?

[screaming]

[laughing]

Whoo!

Ahh!

Wow, doc.
You're a miracle worker.

That was hands-down
the best deep-tissue massage
I ever had.

Hey, let's have some fun.

[Bugs snickering]

[mummy screaming]

Hey, come back.

Where you going?

[mummy grunting]

We were just
starting to have fun.

[mummy screaming]

Ooh, dang! It stinks to be him.

[theme music playing]

[stomach gurgling]

[slurps]

[rumbling]

[theme music playing]

[Road Runner] Beep, beep.

[honking]

[concrete hardening]

[Road Runner] Beep.

[Road Runner] Beep.

[rumbling]

[Road Runner] Beep.

[Road Runner] Beep.

[rock drill whirring]

[gasps]

[geyser rumbling]

Beep, beep.

[vehicle approaching]

-[vehicle leaving]
-[concrete hardening]

[theme music playing]