Looney Tunes Cartoons (2019–…): Season 2, Episode 1 - Red, White and Bruised/Beaky Buzzard Gags: Bunny/Jet Porkpelled - full transcript

[theme music playing]

Ooh. I feel nice and safe

putting my nest up
in this military base.

[slobbering]

Oh, how deliciously wrong
you are.

[hammering]

Uh-oh, I thought
I saw a pussycat.

I did! I did!

[grunts]

[gulps]

I'm swingin' now, baby.



[crashes]

Now that's just silly.

Pussycats are supposed
to land on their feet.

No good patriotic pooch.

But he's still a pooch.

[nervous laugh]

[crashes]

Look at all those stars.

And stripes.

[babbling]

In the military, we keep
our nests nice and clean.

Hmm. A military mutt
might call this
a diversionary tactic.

[sniffs and exclaims]

That is one patriotic pussy.



♪ Sweet land of liberty ♪

Uh-oh.

[evil laugh] Time to feast.

[grunts]

[chuckles]

Here comes the flag.

[gasps]

[blowing trumpet]

Lights out.
Time to lower the flag.

Dog bless America. [laughs]

[humming]

Huh? Oh, boy, I think I just
spotted a snack. Oh, yep, yep.

[sniffing]

[crying] Oh, no!
I can't do it! Oh, no!

[groans]

Hey, Ma! I caught us
a buzzard for dinner, I did.

[laughs] Yep, yep, yep...

Shucks. If looks could kill.

[stuttering] Ah!
I love Sundays.

Quiet, relaxing,

uneventful.

-Morning, Daffy.
-Morning, Porko.

Gee, I wonder
what Daffy was doing

with that big old jet pack
in our living room.

[slurps]

[crashes]

Daffy.

Hey, Porky boy.

What do you think
of my sweet new backpack?

But that's not
a backpack, Daffy.

That's a jet pack.

Don't be ridiculous.

Of course it's a backpack.

Here's the button
that turns it on.

Daffy, that is most certainly
a jet pack.

An unsafe jetpack that is
now wrecking our house!

Unsafe?

I would never let
my best pal try it on,

if it wasn't safe.

Try it on?

I never said I wanted
to try that thing-- [screams]

Hey, it fits.

[screaming]

Oh, no! Porky's in trouble.

And he's headed
right towards my room
of collectible chainsaws.

[screams]

-[chainsaws whirring]
-[Porky screaming]

Oh, no. He's headed
for my prized stash
of vintage mouse traps.

[Porky screams]

-[clanging]
-[Porky groans]

Oh, no.

Not my collection of
bacon-sensitive landmines!

[screams]

Daffy, help me!

[screams]

I gotta stop him
before he hurts himself,

or breaks any more of my stuff.

Daffy, help!

Don't worry, Porky ol' bean.

I've got a plan
that's guaranteed to work.

Time for plan B, as in "bat".

Ow!

Eesh, that didn't work at all.

Better try a different bat.

Ow!

Man, they don't make
wooden bats like they used to.

Let's see what titanium can do.

[Porky shouting indistinctly]

[screams]

Daffy, the baseball
is not working.

You gotta try something else.

Something else?
What else is there?

Hmm. Come on, Daff-man.
Think, think.

I got it! Don't worry, Pork,
I got a plan.

Hurry!

Hmm. [slurps]

[praying indistinctly]

[applause]

[grunts] Daffy, you did it.

You stopped the jetpack.

I told you I had a plan.

But how?

Easy. I became a lawyer
and handed the jet pack
one of these.

[Porky] Wow. Cease and desist?

I'm impressed.

Oh, that's nothing.

You should see this.

-What is it?
-Now that I'm a lawyer,

I'm suing you
for all the stuff you broke.

Including my backpack.

[screams]

[theme music playing]