Looney Tunes Cartoons (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 31 - A Pane to Wash/Telephone Pole Gags 2: High Wire/Saddle Sore - full transcript
Daffy Duck and Porky Pig try to wash every window of a skyscraper. Sylvester tries to catch Tweety atop a telephone pole by walking across its wires. Sam tries to saddle and tame a wild horse.
[theme music playing]
Lunch time!
A bah bah bah bah, eh D-Daffy,
it is not lunch time yet.
It's, it's not?
[stammering] Not quite.
We still have be one more
building to clean.
But I'm hungry.
Oh c-come on. It's just
one little building
and t-then we can eat.
Well, I guess this
isn't too bad.
Actually we are cleaning
the building next door.
[gulps]
Wow!
Well, we b-better
get started.
We've got a
tall order to fill.
Okay Daffy, p-pull
the lever and t-t-take us up.
[shouts] Alright.
At this rate, I'll never
eat lunch.
There's just gotta
be a way to speed things up.
Now that's
more like it.
Going up. Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
[stammering] Too fast!
[Daffy mumbles] Too fast!
[Daffy] Whoo-hoo!
[high pitched alien language]
[ominous music playing]
[stomach growling]
[crying]
This is going to
take forever. [cries]
Eh n-now now,
cheer up, Daffy.
L-Lunch will taste even
better after a hard
day's l-l-labor.
[sighs] Yeah, yeah.
Hard work, smard work.
I'm starving.
Hey,
that kid's picking his nose.
Is anybody else seeing this?
Stop picking your nose.
It's disgusting and unsanitary!
Seriously! Was your mother some
sort of uncivilized sasquatch
with sense of decency?
What did you say
about my mother?
Ahh...me?
Oh, I was just saying I'm sure
there are many nice
kind redeeming qualities
about your...mother.
Don't you ever talk
about my mother
like that again.
[angrily growling]
Now, beat it!
[exhales]
They don't pay me
enough for this.
[intense music playing]
Ahhh!
I don't want to die like this.
Not on an empty stomach!
Please, a duck deserves
one last meal.
Just a small morsel
before I go.
Why, I would take one scallop,
a smoked salmon,
a sausage sandwich,
some soy milk,
a seafood salad,
some spinach soup,
a strudel...
[mumbling] That's it!
Steamed, squid, seaweed...
Keep going, keep going.
What else would
you like to eat?
[Daffy] A sweet potato,
saffron and sage soup,
a hamburger, bubble gum.
[Porky] What about a steak?
[Daffy] Yes,
a succulent savory steak...
Shallots, sake, sugar snap peas
with sea salt...
sugar cookies.
Daffy! Look, we d-did it!
[exhales]
Finally, time for a
[stammering]
well-deserved meal!
You said it pa...
Not just yet.
Looks like we missed a spot.
[breathes]
Good as new!
[instrumental music playing]
You wrecked my building.
[nervous whimpering]
And now, you're going to pay.
[digital beeping]
I guess,
we'll have to wait on that...
'cause it's lunch time!
You boys hungry?
I always have pack extra.
Woohoo!
Oh b-boy!
Quite a spread!
[all eating]
Well, I guess I got to have
my lunch and eat it too.
[theme music playing]
[growling]
[instrumental music playing]
[humming]
[Tweety] Oh, hey Puddy!
Are you on a high wire?
I sure am.
And speaking of "wire",
wire you over there
and not in my stomach?
Ooh! Over here, Puddy!
Now, I'm over here!
You're too slow, Puddy tat!
[frustrated yell]
I am right on your tail!
Yeooww!
Missed me [laughs]
[screaming]
Now that's what I call
a pole cat.
[theme music playing]
[laughs] That horse
don't know it yet,
but I am the best bronco buster
in the north, south, east and
north east.
Once I get this here
saddle on him, he'll be mine.
Now listen here, little
partners, always approach
the horse from the front.
[horse breathing heavily]
[whispering] They scare easily
on account of their not
bein' too smart.
[laughs]
Now once you get con--
[horse growling]
That rootin' tootin', no good
low down horse.
[mumbling]
[exhales] I forgot.
Professional horse wranglers
like me know when to use
the element of surprise.
[laughs]
Nailed it!
Huh?
[neighs]
Oh, boy!
[screaming]
No, I ain't getting saddle
suckered again.
Ha!
Ooh! That rootin' tootin',
no good, saddle slangin'
horse.
[mumbling]
Now listen here.
Only the best
professional bronco busters
are dedicated enough
to go undercover.
That stud won't ever
see me a comin'.
Saddlin' that stallion
will be a breeze.
Oh!
Huh?
Mon cherie amour.
[in French accent] My love,
I will give you diamonds.
I will give you pearls.
I will show you the whole,
wide world, darling.
I will give you anything.
Be still my petit souffle.
I will take care of you.
We can fly gay Pari.
I will cook. I will clean.
I will work my way to
the middle management.
What if I want a career too?
Please let us discuss it!
Oh, darling! Where did you go?
Come back.
Hah! Finally lost that
stupid steed.
Nobody's smarter than
Yosemite Sam.
Aww, sassafrass.
[screaming]
[groaning]
My darling, I have found you!
Wait, now, uh, um,
hold on...
[screaming] Back off!
I ain't no darned horse.
I'm Yosemite Sam and I'm a man.
Sacré bleu!
How could you lie to me?
Don't get on your high horse.
You lied too!
Trips to Paris,
diamonds, pearls...
That was all true!
[crying]
However, there is one lie.
I am not who I appear
to be either!
I am not a horse.
Huh? [screaming]
Oh, well.
[theme music playing]
Lunch time!
A bah bah bah bah, eh D-Daffy,
it is not lunch time yet.
It's, it's not?
[stammering] Not quite.
We still have be one more
building to clean.
But I'm hungry.
Oh c-come on. It's just
one little building
and t-then we can eat.
Well, I guess this
isn't too bad.
Actually we are cleaning
the building next door.
[gulps]
Wow!
Well, we b-better
get started.
We've got a
tall order to fill.
Okay Daffy, p-pull
the lever and t-t-take us up.
[shouts] Alright.
At this rate, I'll never
eat lunch.
There's just gotta
be a way to speed things up.
Now that's
more like it.
Going up. Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
[stammering] Too fast!
[Daffy mumbles] Too fast!
[Daffy] Whoo-hoo!
[high pitched alien language]
[ominous music playing]
[stomach growling]
[crying]
This is going to
take forever. [cries]
Eh n-now now,
cheer up, Daffy.
L-Lunch will taste even
better after a hard
day's l-l-labor.
[sighs] Yeah, yeah.
Hard work, smard work.
I'm starving.
Hey,
that kid's picking his nose.
Is anybody else seeing this?
Stop picking your nose.
It's disgusting and unsanitary!
Seriously! Was your mother some
sort of uncivilized sasquatch
with sense of decency?
What did you say
about my mother?
Ahh...me?
Oh, I was just saying I'm sure
there are many nice
kind redeeming qualities
about your...mother.
Don't you ever talk
about my mother
like that again.
[angrily growling]
Now, beat it!
[exhales]
They don't pay me
enough for this.
[intense music playing]
Ahhh!
I don't want to die like this.
Not on an empty stomach!
Please, a duck deserves
one last meal.
Just a small morsel
before I go.
Why, I would take one scallop,
a smoked salmon,
a sausage sandwich,
some soy milk,
a seafood salad,
some spinach soup,
a strudel...
[mumbling] That's it!
Steamed, squid, seaweed...
Keep going, keep going.
What else would
you like to eat?
[Daffy] A sweet potato,
saffron and sage soup,
a hamburger, bubble gum.
[Porky] What about a steak?
[Daffy] Yes,
a succulent savory steak...
Shallots, sake, sugar snap peas
with sea salt...
sugar cookies.
Daffy! Look, we d-did it!
[exhales]
Finally, time for a
[stammering]
well-deserved meal!
You said it pa...
Not just yet.
Looks like we missed a spot.
[breathes]
Good as new!
[instrumental music playing]
You wrecked my building.
[nervous whimpering]
And now, you're going to pay.
[digital beeping]
I guess,
we'll have to wait on that...
'cause it's lunch time!
You boys hungry?
I always have pack extra.
Woohoo!
Oh b-boy!
Quite a spread!
[all eating]
Well, I guess I got to have
my lunch and eat it too.
[theme music playing]
[growling]
[instrumental music playing]
[humming]
[Tweety] Oh, hey Puddy!
Are you on a high wire?
I sure am.
And speaking of "wire",
wire you over there
and not in my stomach?
Ooh! Over here, Puddy!
Now, I'm over here!
You're too slow, Puddy tat!
[frustrated yell]
I am right on your tail!
Yeooww!
Missed me [laughs]
[screaming]
Now that's what I call
a pole cat.
[theme music playing]
[laughs] That horse
don't know it yet,
but I am the best bronco buster
in the north, south, east and
north east.
Once I get this here
saddle on him, he'll be mine.
Now listen here, little
partners, always approach
the horse from the front.
[horse breathing heavily]
[whispering] They scare easily
on account of their not
bein' too smart.
[laughs]
Now once you get con--
[horse growling]
That rootin' tootin', no good
low down horse.
[mumbling]
[exhales] I forgot.
Professional horse wranglers
like me know when to use
the element of surprise.
[laughs]
Nailed it!
Huh?
[neighs]
Oh, boy!
[screaming]
No, I ain't getting saddle
suckered again.
Ha!
Ooh! That rootin' tootin',
no good, saddle slangin'
horse.
[mumbling]
Now listen here.
Only the best
professional bronco busters
are dedicated enough
to go undercover.
That stud won't ever
see me a comin'.
Saddlin' that stallion
will be a breeze.
Oh!
Huh?
Mon cherie amour.
[in French accent] My love,
I will give you diamonds.
I will give you pearls.
I will show you the whole,
wide world, darling.
I will give you anything.
Be still my petit souffle.
I will take care of you.
We can fly gay Pari.
I will cook. I will clean.
I will work my way to
the middle management.
What if I want a career too?
Please let us discuss it!
Oh, darling! Where did you go?
Come back.
Hah! Finally lost that
stupid steed.
Nobody's smarter than
Yosemite Sam.
Aww, sassafrass.
[screaming]
[groaning]
My darling, I have found you!
Wait, now, uh, um,
hold on...
[screaming] Back off!
I ain't no darned horse.
I'm Yosemite Sam and I'm a man.
Sacré bleu!
How could you lie to me?
Don't get on your high horse.
You lied too!
Trips to Paris,
diamonds, pearls...
That was all true!
[crying]
However, there is one lie.
I am not who I appear
to be either!
I am not a horse.
Huh? [screaming]
Oh, well.
[theme music playing]