Looney Tunes Cartoons (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 30 - Pigture Perfect/Telephone Pole Gags 2: Grappling Hook/Swoop de Doo - full transcript
Petunia Pig tries to take a picture of a squirrel that won't stay still. Sylvester tries to catch Tweety at the top of a telephone pole with a grappling hook. Wile E. Coyote uses a hawk suit to try to swoop down and catch Road Runner.
[theme music playing]
I've got to take
the perfect picture today.
My mantlepiece
has been looking a little drab.
Now let's see...
[squawks]
No...
Mmm. Not quite.
Hmm. [gasps]
Perfect.
Come here,
you little sweetheart.
Oh, wait!
Whoopsie Daisy.
Now where did he
run off to?
[squirrel chattering]
All the way up there?
Good. I missed
leg day today.
[grunting]
Whoa!
Okay, now say cheese.
Well, my therapist
did tell me
to do one thing every day
that scares me.
Oh, this is gonna make
a great picture.
Huh?
Well, this angle works, too.
Hold still.
Whoa! Oh! Oh!
[screaming]
It could've been worse.
[screaming]
You'll never see a rainbow
if you're looking down.
Oh.
[sighs]
-[electricity crackling]
-[screaming]
[screaming]
Oh. Hey, my camera!
[screaming]
[squirrel chattering]
Oh, hello, friend.
[straining] Now, you just
sit tight for me.
I'll be right there.
[grunting] Oh?
[sniffing]
Mmm.
I'll have what
they're having.
Yow!
Ahh!
[groans]
Huh?
I was looking to get some color
this weekend anyway.
Wait, come back here.
Now you stay still,
you handsome devil, you.
Oh, rats.
Now let's get you
out of here!
Now he's a flying squirrel?
Will wonders never cease?
[thuds]
[grunting]
[screaming]
[groans]
I guess that's one way
to clean a house.
[gags]
Excuse me.
Now, where'd
that little nut job go?
Oh, there you are!
Wow, the mood lighting
here is fantastic.
[chitters]
[smacks mouth]
[horn honking]
Still playing hard
to get, huh?
-The harder the struggle...
-[horn honking]
-...the sweeter the victory.
-[tires screeching]
[driver] Get off the road!
Hey, that darn drought
is finally over.
Wow, I admire your agility.
[tires screeching]
[objects clattering]
Life sure comes at you fast.
We've got to savor
every minute of it.
[gasps]
Finally, now's my chance!
[wheels squeaking]
[grunting]
Almost... got it!
[grunts]
Now just stay there
and we can finish this.
Or not.
Hey!
Okay.
Perfect. Right there.
Say cheese.
[grunts]
Hey, bud,
are you ready?
Three, two, one.
Aw, nuts.
[horn honking]
[EKG beeping]
[groggily]
Hey there, compadre.
Give me a smile.
-[sneezes]
-[camera shutter clicks]
[chuckles]
So worth it.
[stomach rumbling]
[lips smacking]
[grunts]
Uh-oh.
[panting]
[hawk screeching]
[hissing]
[screeches]
[talons clinking]
[tires screech]
[horn honking]
[creaking]
[gulps]
Beep, beep.
[bones cracking]
[fire roars]
[horn honking]
[horn honking]
Beep, beep.
-[horn honking]
-[loud crash]
[objects clattering]
[theme music playing]
I've got to take
the perfect picture today.
My mantlepiece
has been looking a little drab.
Now let's see...
[squawks]
No...
Mmm. Not quite.
Hmm. [gasps]
Perfect.
Come here,
you little sweetheart.
Oh, wait!
Whoopsie Daisy.
Now where did he
run off to?
[squirrel chattering]
All the way up there?
Good. I missed
leg day today.
[grunting]
Whoa!
Okay, now say cheese.
Well, my therapist
did tell me
to do one thing every day
that scares me.
Oh, this is gonna make
a great picture.
Huh?
Well, this angle works, too.
Hold still.
Whoa! Oh! Oh!
[screaming]
It could've been worse.
[screaming]
You'll never see a rainbow
if you're looking down.
Oh.
[sighs]
-[electricity crackling]
-[screaming]
[screaming]
Oh. Hey, my camera!
[screaming]
[squirrel chattering]
Oh, hello, friend.
[straining] Now, you just
sit tight for me.
I'll be right there.
[grunting] Oh?
[sniffing]
Mmm.
I'll have what
they're having.
Yow!
Ahh!
[groans]
Huh?
I was looking to get some color
this weekend anyway.
Wait, come back here.
Now you stay still,
you handsome devil, you.
Oh, rats.
Now let's get you
out of here!
Now he's a flying squirrel?
Will wonders never cease?
[thuds]
[grunting]
[screaming]
[groans]
I guess that's one way
to clean a house.
[gags]
Excuse me.
Now, where'd
that little nut job go?
Oh, there you are!
Wow, the mood lighting
here is fantastic.
[chitters]
[smacks mouth]
[horn honking]
Still playing hard
to get, huh?
-The harder the struggle...
-[horn honking]
-...the sweeter the victory.
-[tires screeching]
[driver] Get off the road!
Hey, that darn drought
is finally over.
Wow, I admire your agility.
[tires screeching]
[objects clattering]
Life sure comes at you fast.
We've got to savor
every minute of it.
[gasps]
Finally, now's my chance!
[wheels squeaking]
[grunting]
Almost... got it!
[grunts]
Now just stay there
and we can finish this.
Or not.
Hey!
Okay.
Perfect. Right there.
Say cheese.
[grunts]
Hey, bud,
are you ready?
Three, two, one.
Aw, nuts.
[horn honking]
[EKG beeping]
[groggily]
Hey there, compadre.
Give me a smile.
-[sneezes]
-[camera shutter clicks]
[chuckles]
So worth it.
[stomach rumbling]
[lips smacking]
[grunts]
Uh-oh.
[panting]
[hawk screeching]
[hissing]
[screeches]
[talons clinking]
[tires screech]
[horn honking]
[creaking]
[gulps]
Beep, beep.
[bones cracking]
[fire roars]
[horn honking]
[horn honking]
Beep, beep.
-[horn honking]
-[loud crash]
[objects clattering]
[theme music playing]