Looney Tunes Cartoons (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 29 - High Speed Hare/Beaky Buzzard Gags: Rattle Snake/Nutty Devil - full transcript

Bugs Bunny buys a self-driving car, only for a gremlin to try to destroy it. Beaky Buzzard tries to catch a rattlesnake. Taz tries to open an incredibly tough-shelled coconut.

[theme music playing]

[train horn blaring]

[panting heavily]

Phew! Oh, that smarts!

There's gotta be a better way
of getting around town.

[horn honks]

Well, I'll be!

"Self-driving cars for Sal-ly."

I think it's a sign.

Boy, what will they
think of next?

[humming]



[singing]
♪ Lada-di
Lada- da ♪

[automated female voice]
Hello, sir.

Huh? Who said that?

[automated female voice]
I did, sir.

You know, I can really
see myself in this car.

[groans]

Say, this is pretty plush.

[automated female voice]
Welcome aboard, sir.

[blender whirring]

[dance music playing]

[snoring]

[automated female voice]
Oh, my.

It looks like someone's
had a tough day.

Oh, I have, I have.



[automated female voice]
Perhaps some chocolate covered
carrots would help.

Oh, they would,
they would!

[gasps]

What about a relaxing
seatbelt massage?

[munching]
Safety first, Doc. [gulps]

Oh, yeah,
That's the spot.

Boy, that's rejuvenating.

[automated female voice]
Where would you like
to go today, sir?

Oh, I'd go
anywhere with you.

[automated female voice]
Stop. You are
making me blush.

I don't know, Doc.

Let's just go for a spin.

[cars honking]

Aw, nuts! It's rush hour.

We're never getting
out of here.

[brakes screech]

I stand,
or should I say,

I sit corrected.

Oh, brother!
There's just no
escape from it.

[automated female voice]
Is this better, sir?

Huh? What now?

Ooh, this is living!

[automated female voice]
Magazine, sir?

Don't mind if I do.

Hmm, It says here that
the self-driving cars
are completely flawless

except they attract Gremlins.

[Bugs reading] "Gremlins
love to damage, smash,
wreck and generally mutilate

"automobil-lys
of a futuristic nature."

[laughing hysterically]
Gremlins!

What a load
of baloney.

What... What a bunch
of horse eggs.

Can you believe that jive?

[both laughing]

I tell you, people will
believe all kinds
of turkey trash.

[laughing] Little men
who ruin cars!

[burps]

Pardon me.

What did you
go and do that for?

That's an easy one.

It's because I...

[shouting] ...am a Gremlin!

[laughing comically]

What's the big idea, Doc?

Ooh, hot, hot, hot, hot!

[boxing bell dings]

Oh, it's like that, is it?

Ladies and gentlemen,

this promises to be
the fight of the century.

A brawl for the ages.

Arrivederci!

[screams]

[Bugs] Whoa!

[screaming] Ah!

[Bugs continues screaming]

Mmm.

[screaming]

No! No!

Not the crowbar!

Uh-huh.

After all we've
been through together.

[straining]

Phew!

[sighs]

-[Bugs] Uh, hey, buddy?
-Huh?

How's about you
let me give it a go?

I tell you, if you want
something done right,

then you gotta do it yourself.

[grunting] You have to
put your back into it.

Wow, you surely
are strong, mister.

Thanks for noticing.

I've been pumping
a little iron, you know.

[gasps]

Well, I guess that's that.

-[electricity crackling]
-[Bugs groaning]

[tires screech]

Speak to me,
Mr. Bunny Rabbit.

Why won't you
speak to me?

I got some choice
words for you!

On second thought,
save your breath.

[automated female voice]
Loss of navigational control.

-Steering wheel not found.
-[alarm beeping]

[tires screeching]

Put it back on,
you maniac!

[screams]

[screaming in terror]

[glass cracking]

Ah! Ooh! Ah! Oh!

[continues screaming]

[exclaiming in fear]

[sobbing]

[Bugs screaming]

You know how it is
with these electric cars.

Limited range.

Oh, don't worry.

I'll get out and push.

[explosion]

[theme music playing]

[vocalizing "Baby Bumble Bee"]

Huh? Oh, boy,
I think I just
spotted a snack.

Oh, yup, yup.

[rattling]

We birds of prey

gotta know when
to be sneaky.

[rattling]

Gotcha! [grunts]

[rattling]

[straining]

Whoa, whoa...

[grunts]

[hissing]

[hissing]

[vocalizing "Baby Bumble Bee"]

I got him good, I did.

[continues vocalizing]

[slobbering]

[panting]

[groans, smacks lips]

Taz thirsty.

[grunts]

[yells angrily]

Huh?

Yah, yah, yah! Coconut.

Ha-heh!

Yeah, yeah!

Hmm! Hmm!

Hmm?

[grunting in effort]

Hmm.

[screams angrily]

[shattering]

[groans]

[grunting in effort]

Rock.

[groans]

[grunts]

[exclaims in frustration]

[straining]

[chuckles]

Huh?

[straining]

[grunts]

[exclaims in shock]

[slobbering]

[screaming in pain]

[panting]

[screams in frustration]

[exclaims in shock]

[mumbling prayer]

[sizzling]

[grunting]

[shouting orders]

Boo!

[electrical buzzing]

[grunting]

[explosion]

[panting]

[screams in frustration]

[sobbing]

Taz give up.

[grumbling]

[coin clatters]

[slurping]

[burps]

[theme music playing]