Looney Tunes Cartoons (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 29 - High Speed Hare/Beaky Buzzard Gags: Rattle Snake/Nutty Devil - full transcript
Bugs Bunny buys a self-driving car, only for a gremlin to try to destroy it. Beaky Buzzard tries to catch a rattlesnake. Taz tries to open an incredibly tough-shelled coconut.
[theme music playing]
[train horn blaring]
[panting heavily]
Phew! Oh, that smarts!
There's gotta be a better way
of getting around town.
[horn honks]
Well, I'll be!
"Self-driving cars for Sal-ly."
I think it's a sign.
Boy, what will they
think of next?
[humming]
[singing]
♪ Lada-di
Lada- da ♪
[automated female voice]
Hello, sir.
Huh? Who said that?
[automated female voice]
I did, sir.
You know, I can really
see myself in this car.
[groans]
Say, this is pretty plush.
[automated female voice]
Welcome aboard, sir.
[blender whirring]
[dance music playing]
[snoring]
[automated female voice]
Oh, my.
It looks like someone's
had a tough day.
Oh, I have, I have.
[automated female voice]
Perhaps some chocolate covered
carrots would help.
Oh, they would,
they would!
[gasps]
What about a relaxing
seatbelt massage?
[munching]
Safety first, Doc. [gulps]
Oh, yeah,
That's the spot.
Boy, that's rejuvenating.
[automated female voice]
Where would you like
to go today, sir?
Oh, I'd go
anywhere with you.
[automated female voice]
Stop. You are
making me blush.
I don't know, Doc.
Let's just go for a spin.
[cars honking]
Aw, nuts! It's rush hour.
We're never getting
out of here.
[brakes screech]
I stand,
or should I say,
I sit corrected.
Oh, brother!
There's just no
escape from it.
[automated female voice]
Is this better, sir?
Huh? What now?
Ooh, this is living!
[automated female voice]
Magazine, sir?
Don't mind if I do.
Hmm, It says here that
the self-driving cars
are completely flawless
except they attract Gremlins.
[Bugs reading] "Gremlins
love to damage, smash,
wreck and generally mutilate
"automobil-lys
of a futuristic nature."
[laughing hysterically]
Gremlins!
What a load
of baloney.
What... What a bunch
of horse eggs.
Can you believe that jive?
[both laughing]
I tell you, people will
believe all kinds
of turkey trash.
[laughing] Little men
who ruin cars!
[burps]
Pardon me.
What did you
go and do that for?
That's an easy one.
It's because I...
[shouting] ...am a Gremlin!
[laughing comically]
What's the big idea, Doc?
Ooh, hot, hot, hot, hot!
[boxing bell dings]
Oh, it's like that, is it?
Ladies and gentlemen,
this promises to be
the fight of the century.
A brawl for the ages.
Arrivederci!
[screams]
[Bugs] Whoa!
[screaming] Ah!
[Bugs continues screaming]
Mmm.
[screaming]
No! No!
Not the crowbar!
Uh-huh.
After all we've
been through together.
[straining]
Phew!
[sighs]
-[Bugs] Uh, hey, buddy?
-Huh?
How's about you
let me give it a go?
I tell you, if you want
something done right,
then you gotta do it yourself.
[grunting] You have to
put your back into it.
Wow, you surely
are strong, mister.
Thanks for noticing.
I've been pumping
a little iron, you know.
[gasps]
Well, I guess that's that.
-[electricity crackling]
-[Bugs groaning]
[tires screech]
Speak to me,
Mr. Bunny Rabbit.
Why won't you
speak to me?
I got some choice
words for you!
On second thought,
save your breath.
[automated female voice]
Loss of navigational control.
-Steering wheel not found.
-[alarm beeping]
[tires screeching]
Put it back on,
you maniac!
[screams]
[screaming in terror]
[glass cracking]
Ah! Ooh! Ah! Oh!
[continues screaming]
[exclaiming in fear]
[sobbing]
[Bugs screaming]
You know how it is
with these electric cars.
Limited range.
Oh, don't worry.
I'll get out and push.
[explosion]
[theme music playing]
[vocalizing "Baby Bumble Bee"]
Huh? Oh, boy,
I think I just
spotted a snack.
Oh, yup, yup.
[rattling]
We birds of prey
gotta know when
to be sneaky.
[rattling]
Gotcha! [grunts]
[rattling]
[straining]
Whoa, whoa...
[grunts]
[hissing]
[hissing]
[vocalizing "Baby Bumble Bee"]
I got him good, I did.
[continues vocalizing]
[slobbering]
[panting]
[groans, smacks lips]
Taz thirsty.
[grunts]
[yells angrily]
Huh?
Yah, yah, yah! Coconut.
Ha-heh!
Yeah, yeah!
Hmm! Hmm!
Hmm?
[grunting in effort]
Hmm.
[screams angrily]
[shattering]
[groans]
[grunting in effort]
Rock.
[groans]
[grunts]
[exclaims in frustration]
[straining]
[chuckles]
Huh?
[straining]
[grunts]
[exclaims in shock]
[slobbering]
[screaming in pain]
[panting]
[screams in frustration]
[exclaims in shock]
[mumbling prayer]
[sizzling]
[grunting]
[shouting orders]
Boo!
[electrical buzzing]
[grunting]
[explosion]
[panting]
[screams in frustration]
[sobbing]
Taz give up.
[grumbling]
[coin clatters]
[slurping]
[burps]
[theme music playing]
[train horn blaring]
[panting heavily]
Phew! Oh, that smarts!
There's gotta be a better way
of getting around town.
[horn honks]
Well, I'll be!
"Self-driving cars for Sal-ly."
I think it's a sign.
Boy, what will they
think of next?
[humming]
[singing]
♪ Lada-di
Lada- da ♪
[automated female voice]
Hello, sir.
Huh? Who said that?
[automated female voice]
I did, sir.
You know, I can really
see myself in this car.
[groans]
Say, this is pretty plush.
[automated female voice]
Welcome aboard, sir.
[blender whirring]
[dance music playing]
[snoring]
[automated female voice]
Oh, my.
It looks like someone's
had a tough day.
Oh, I have, I have.
[automated female voice]
Perhaps some chocolate covered
carrots would help.
Oh, they would,
they would!
[gasps]
What about a relaxing
seatbelt massage?
[munching]
Safety first, Doc. [gulps]
Oh, yeah,
That's the spot.
Boy, that's rejuvenating.
[automated female voice]
Where would you like
to go today, sir?
Oh, I'd go
anywhere with you.
[automated female voice]
Stop. You are
making me blush.
I don't know, Doc.
Let's just go for a spin.
[cars honking]
Aw, nuts! It's rush hour.
We're never getting
out of here.
[brakes screech]
I stand,
or should I say,
I sit corrected.
Oh, brother!
There's just no
escape from it.
[automated female voice]
Is this better, sir?
Huh? What now?
Ooh, this is living!
[automated female voice]
Magazine, sir?
Don't mind if I do.
Hmm, It says here that
the self-driving cars
are completely flawless
except they attract Gremlins.
[Bugs reading] "Gremlins
love to damage, smash,
wreck and generally mutilate
"automobil-lys
of a futuristic nature."
[laughing hysterically]
Gremlins!
What a load
of baloney.
What... What a bunch
of horse eggs.
Can you believe that jive?
[both laughing]
I tell you, people will
believe all kinds
of turkey trash.
[laughing] Little men
who ruin cars!
[burps]
Pardon me.
What did you
go and do that for?
That's an easy one.
It's because I...
[shouting] ...am a Gremlin!
[laughing comically]
What's the big idea, Doc?
Ooh, hot, hot, hot, hot!
[boxing bell dings]
Oh, it's like that, is it?
Ladies and gentlemen,
this promises to be
the fight of the century.
A brawl for the ages.
Arrivederci!
[screams]
[Bugs] Whoa!
[screaming] Ah!
[Bugs continues screaming]
Mmm.
[screaming]
No! No!
Not the crowbar!
Uh-huh.
After all we've
been through together.
[straining]
Phew!
[sighs]
-[Bugs] Uh, hey, buddy?
-Huh?
How's about you
let me give it a go?
I tell you, if you want
something done right,
then you gotta do it yourself.
[grunting] You have to
put your back into it.
Wow, you surely
are strong, mister.
Thanks for noticing.
I've been pumping
a little iron, you know.
[gasps]
Well, I guess that's that.
-[electricity crackling]
-[Bugs groaning]
[tires screech]
Speak to me,
Mr. Bunny Rabbit.
Why won't you
speak to me?
I got some choice
words for you!
On second thought,
save your breath.
[automated female voice]
Loss of navigational control.
-Steering wheel not found.
-[alarm beeping]
[tires screeching]
Put it back on,
you maniac!
[screams]
[screaming in terror]
[glass cracking]
Ah! Ooh! Ah! Oh!
[continues screaming]
[exclaiming in fear]
[sobbing]
[Bugs screaming]
You know how it is
with these electric cars.
Limited range.
Oh, don't worry.
I'll get out and push.
[explosion]
[theme music playing]
[vocalizing "Baby Bumble Bee"]
Huh? Oh, boy,
I think I just
spotted a snack.
Oh, yup, yup.
[rattling]
We birds of prey
gotta know when
to be sneaky.
[rattling]
Gotcha! [grunts]
[rattling]
[straining]
Whoa, whoa...
[grunts]
[hissing]
[hissing]
[vocalizing "Baby Bumble Bee"]
I got him good, I did.
[continues vocalizing]
[slobbering]
[panting]
[groans, smacks lips]
Taz thirsty.
[grunts]
[yells angrily]
Huh?
Yah, yah, yah! Coconut.
Ha-heh!
Yeah, yeah!
Hmm! Hmm!
Hmm?
[grunting in effort]
Hmm.
[screams angrily]
[shattering]
[groans]
[grunting in effort]
Rock.
[groans]
[grunts]
[exclaims in frustration]
[straining]
[chuckles]
Huh?
[straining]
[grunts]
[exclaims in shock]
[slobbering]
[screaming in pain]
[panting]
[screams in frustration]
[exclaims in shock]
[mumbling prayer]
[sizzling]
[grunting]
[shouting orders]
Boo!
[electrical buzzing]
[grunting]
[explosion]
[panting]
[screams in frustration]
[sobbing]
Taz give up.
[grumbling]
[coin clatters]
[slurping]
[burps]
[theme music playing]