Looney Tunes Cartoons (2019–…): Season 2, Episode 10 - Mt. Neverest/Telephone Pole Gag: Zip Line/Fast & Steady - full transcript
[theme music playing]
Welp, we made it
to the top of the mountain.
See, I told we didn't need
all that planning and prep.
Yes, sir, what we achieved here
today will go down in history.
Uh, Daffy, what's that?
[Daffy] Ah, nuts.
I'm feeling nervous, Daffy.
The trail guide says
that we need--
Words aren't going
to help us plant this flag!
We need raw grit
and old-fashioned
determination.
Nothing will stop us
from our goal. Nothing!
Also, I can finally
cross it off my bucket list.
Woo-hoo!
[bucket clangs]
Wait up!
Keep up, Porky.
I'm coming. Oof!
-[screams]
-[crashes]
[humming]
Hey, whaddya know?
[reading]
Let's see what they got.
[doorbell rings]
[grunts]
[music playing]
Ah!
[squeaking]
[breath trembling]
Oh, dear. [gulps]
[breath trembling]
Whoa.
Slushie machines.
Ah!
[grunting]
[grunting]
Daffy! Give me a hand.
Oh, uh,
my hands are full, Porko.
But, I got you one.
[screams]
Ah, my neck.
When I find
the wise guy who did this,
he's dead.
Oh, good, you're back.
I finished your drink for you
while you were gone.
Woo-hoo!
Anyway,
there's no time to rest.
We gotta get going.
Huh?
Since I apparently
have to supervise you,
you should go first.
Need some
verbal encouragement?
You can do it. I wanna hear
you tell yourself that.
No, Daffy.
[shushes]
This is no time
to be self-conscious.
It's an...
[whispering] avalanche zone.
We gotta be quiet
so we don't--
[loudly] What? [echoes]
[yells]
Be quiet.
[loud crunch]
[loud crunch]
[crunching echoes]
[rumbling]
[shushes]
-[loud crunch]
-[rumbling]
[loud crunch]
[yells]
I got 'em at the gas station.
[echoing]
Gas station, gas station...
[rumbling]
[shushes]
[whispering]
Okay, okay, I'm finished. See?
[sighs in relief]
Well, good.
-Come on let's get--
-[packet crinkling loudly]
[yells] Daffy!
[echoing]
Daffy, Daffy...
Uh... oops.
My pack!
Oh, no, we're doomed.
[sobbing]
Well, we can't give up.
-[wind blowing]
-[shivering]
Without supplies,
we're likely to
encounter frostbite.
[ice cracking]
Too late.
[growls]
[both screaming]
Frostbite!
[growling, roaring]
[both scream]
[both scream]
Get him while he's down.
-[screaming]
-[growling]
[dings]
-[ice cracking]
-Oh, dear.
[shivering]
Daffy, help me!
Eugh! Looks contagious.
It's not.
Hmm, what can I do?
[coughing]
It's hopeless...
[gasping for breath]
We'll never
get this flag to the top.
Give it to my kids
to remember me by.
You don't have any kids.
-Then give it to my wife.
-You're not married.
Then give it...
to my best friend.
[sobbing]
Porky?
[gasps]
Yes, Daffy?
I... [stammering]
I don't think
you have a best friend.
[both crying]
[eagle screeches]
Huh?
I bet it was those knuckleheads
who messed with my neck.
Let's see how they like it.
[both crying]
Look! There's
the top of the mountain.
Are we going to heaven?
Is this an angel?
The angel of revenge maybe.
-[both scream]
-[laughing]
[both scream]
[stammers] We might not
survive long enough
to get down the mountain,
but, ah, we made it!
We climbed the mountain,
yes, sir.
What we achieved here
today will go down in history.
Uh, Porky?
What's that?
[menacing music playing]
[sobbing]
[slurps]
[gasps]
This zip-lining feline's
making a beeline
for his lunch time.
[gasps]
What tewwible dialogue, puddy.
That one should be cut.
[blowing]
Hi-ya, puddy!
Bye-ya, puddy!
[static]
[Road Runner]
Beep, beep.
[Road Runner]
Beep, beep.
[fog horn bellows]
Beep, beep.
[upbeat surf music playing]
[music slows down]
[music stops]
Beep, beep.
[theme music playing]
Welp, we made it
to the top of the mountain.
See, I told we didn't need
all that planning and prep.
Yes, sir, what we achieved here
today will go down in history.
Uh, Daffy, what's that?
[Daffy] Ah, nuts.
I'm feeling nervous, Daffy.
The trail guide says
that we need--
Words aren't going
to help us plant this flag!
We need raw grit
and old-fashioned
determination.
Nothing will stop us
from our goal. Nothing!
Also, I can finally
cross it off my bucket list.
Woo-hoo!
[bucket clangs]
Wait up!
Keep up, Porky.
I'm coming. Oof!
-[screams]
-[crashes]
[humming]
Hey, whaddya know?
[reading]
Let's see what they got.
[doorbell rings]
[grunts]
[music playing]
Ah!
[squeaking]
[breath trembling]
Oh, dear. [gulps]
[breath trembling]
Whoa.
Slushie machines.
Ah!
[grunting]
[grunting]
Daffy! Give me a hand.
Oh, uh,
my hands are full, Porko.
But, I got you one.
[screams]
Ah, my neck.
When I find
the wise guy who did this,
he's dead.
Oh, good, you're back.
I finished your drink for you
while you were gone.
Woo-hoo!
Anyway,
there's no time to rest.
We gotta get going.
Huh?
Since I apparently
have to supervise you,
you should go first.
Need some
verbal encouragement?
You can do it. I wanna hear
you tell yourself that.
No, Daffy.
[shushes]
This is no time
to be self-conscious.
It's an...
[whispering] avalanche zone.
We gotta be quiet
so we don't--
[loudly] What? [echoes]
[yells]
Be quiet.
[loud crunch]
[loud crunch]
[crunching echoes]
[rumbling]
[shushes]
-[loud crunch]
-[rumbling]
[loud crunch]
[yells]
I got 'em at the gas station.
[echoing]
Gas station, gas station...
[rumbling]
[shushes]
[whispering]
Okay, okay, I'm finished. See?
[sighs in relief]
Well, good.
-Come on let's get--
-[packet crinkling loudly]
[yells] Daffy!
[echoing]
Daffy, Daffy...
Uh... oops.
My pack!
Oh, no, we're doomed.
[sobbing]
Well, we can't give up.
-[wind blowing]
-[shivering]
Without supplies,
we're likely to
encounter frostbite.
[ice cracking]
Too late.
[growls]
[both screaming]
Frostbite!
[growling, roaring]
[both scream]
[both scream]
Get him while he's down.
-[screaming]
-[growling]
[dings]
-[ice cracking]
-Oh, dear.
[shivering]
Daffy, help me!
Eugh! Looks contagious.
It's not.
Hmm, what can I do?
[coughing]
It's hopeless...
[gasping for breath]
We'll never
get this flag to the top.
Give it to my kids
to remember me by.
You don't have any kids.
-Then give it to my wife.
-You're not married.
Then give it...
to my best friend.
[sobbing]
Porky?
[gasps]
Yes, Daffy?
I... [stammering]
I don't think
you have a best friend.
[both crying]
[eagle screeches]
Huh?
I bet it was those knuckleheads
who messed with my neck.
Let's see how they like it.
[both crying]
Look! There's
the top of the mountain.
Are we going to heaven?
Is this an angel?
The angel of revenge maybe.
-[both scream]
-[laughing]
[both scream]
[stammers] We might not
survive long enough
to get down the mountain,
but, ah, we made it!
We climbed the mountain,
yes, sir.
What we achieved here
today will go down in history.
Uh, Porky?
What's that?
[menacing music playing]
[sobbing]
[slurps]
[gasps]
This zip-lining feline's
making a beeline
for his lunch time.
[gasps]
What tewwible dialogue, puddy.
That one should be cut.
[blowing]
Hi-ya, puddy!
Bye-ya, puddy!
[static]
[Road Runner]
Beep, beep.
[Road Runner]
Beep, beep.
[fog horn bellows]
Beep, beep.
[upbeat surf music playing]
[music slows down]
[music stops]
Beep, beep.
[theme music playing]