Looney Tunes Cartoons (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 7 - Siberian Sam/Fishing Pole/Fleece & Desist/Split Screen Marvin - full transcript
In need of a new hat, Sam feasts his eyes on Bugs Bunny. / Bugs pulls the old moving hole trick on Elmer. / Sam Sheepdog protects his herd from a hungry Ralph Wolf.
[theme music playing]
[wind howling]
Hyah! Hyah!
They call me Siberian Sam.
The roughest, toughest Russki
Mother Russia has ever seen.
Most men freeze to death
in these parts.
But not Siberian Sam!
Hyah!
What's my secret?
Why, it's this big, furry hat!
Out here, if you ain't wearing
one heck of a noggin-warmer,
-you're as good as dead.
-[eagle screeches]
Whoa! Whoa!
-I said, whoa!
-[brakes screeching]
[eagle screeching]
My hat! It's all over.
Where the heck am I gonna
find another, big furry critter
on such short notice?
-[panting]
-Hmm...
[growling]
Sorry, girl, I don't know
what came over me.
[Sam chuckling nervously]
[Bugs sighs]
Oh, bruddah!
Go to Siberia, they said.
Get away from
the city heat, they said.
It's affordable
this time of year, they said.
Phooey!
[chuckles]
Looks like my hat problem
is solved.
All right, rabbit!
The party's over!
Ehh, what's up, Doc?
Rabbit, you're gonna make
me a hat.
Well, since you asked nicely...
Tacky, maybe,
but I kind of like it.
Ooh! That ain't
what I meant, you idgit!
I meant you are gonna
make me a hat!
Ooh, now I get it.
Well, come on.
Now, uh, what kind
of hat you want, Doc?
Something chic?
Something sporty?
Something youthful?
Flirtatious?
Something fruity?
Something cheesy?
Something thirsty?
Siberian Sam
only wears furry hats.
Okay, Doc. How's that?
Ooh, I'm not
playing games, rabbit!
All right. All right.
Calm down, Doc.
I know the perfect hat
for you.
Are you ready?
Here you go,
you big dummy!
This hat ain't gonna
keep me warm.
-How about now?
-[screaming]
[sighing in relief]
Ohh, that rotten rabbit
haberdasher.
The hottest hat
in the fashion world.
[laughing]
-[grunts]
-This time
I'mma making my hat
outta you!
Now you're gonna get it!
Byee!
Oh, no, you don't.
[stretching]
That's better.
[yelling]
[laughing]
There's more than one way
to skin a rabbit.
[dynamite sizzling]
[beeping]
Oh, rabbit!
I realized that I may
not have been the best
ambassador of my country,
so I'd like to present you
with this gift. Enjoy.
-[Sam laughing]
-Oh, you shouldn't have,
comrade.
My very own Russian
nesting doll.
[chuckling]
Aww, how cute!
Mwah! Well, back you go,
nice ladies.
What the...
Well, that was the most
fun ten seconds I've had
in a long time.
Ooh! You stupid rabbit,
you gotta open 'em all
like this.
Huh? Where'd it go?
Oh, you mean this?
Give me that!
Oh...
There's gotta be
some excitement
around here somewhere.
Sic 'em, Milania!
Uh-oh.
-[Milania barking]
-[Sam grunting]
[Bugs panting]
Heel, girl!
It's all over, rabbit.
I got you cornered,
and I'mma taking your hide.
Wait a minute, Doc.
You're not really gonna
settle for a measly
rabbit skin, are ya?
Just look at how thin it is.
Personally, I'd rather wear
this fancy Siberian tiger hat.
Siberian tiger hat!
Only the most important
people in Russia wear
one of these beauties.
And now, you're one of them.
You know, with a sweet hat
like that,
you look like you're going to
see one of those
fancy Russian ballets.
Fancy Russian ballet.
Yup! And you're in luck,
'cause I've got tickets.
Well, don't that beat all!
Can this day get any better?
Hurry up, Doc.
You're gonna miss the show.
[in Russian accent]
Tickets, please.
Thank you.
This way.
Fancy hat ballet.
Is very dark.
Please watch step.
You sit here.
Oh, gee whiz.
Ehhh, enjoy show.
[growling]
Shh.
[growls]
Now you listen here,
I didn't come to this fancy
hat ballet just to sit next to
-a loudmouth--
-Papa!
Oh, boy.
-[chuckles nervously]
-[growling]
Fancy hat ballet.
-[tiger roaring]
-[blows landing]
[ballet music playing]
[in normal accent]
Hats off to that performance.
[both laughing]
[theme music playing]
[grunting]
[splash]
[rooster crowing]
So, do anything interesting
this weekend, Sam?
No. Not much,
I'm afraid, Ralph.
Well, no news is good news,
I always say.
[smacks lips]
[electricity crackling]
[sheep bleating]
[timer beeping]
[crashes]
[birds tweeting]
[crashes]
Huh?
-[whistling]
-[panting]
[Sam barking]
[muffled laughing]
[smacks lips]
[crunching]
[crashes]
[whistle blowing]
[birds tweeting]
Here, let me give you
a hand.
-[punches]
-See you tomorrow, Ralph.
I claim this planet
in the name of Mars.
[metal clanks]
[metal clanks]
[both] This could take
a while, folks.
[wind howling]
Hyah! Hyah!
They call me Siberian Sam.
The roughest, toughest Russki
Mother Russia has ever seen.
Most men freeze to death
in these parts.
But not Siberian Sam!
Hyah!
What's my secret?
Why, it's this big, furry hat!
Out here, if you ain't wearing
one heck of a noggin-warmer,
-you're as good as dead.
-[eagle screeches]
Whoa! Whoa!
-I said, whoa!
-[brakes screeching]
[eagle screeching]
My hat! It's all over.
Where the heck am I gonna
find another, big furry critter
on such short notice?
-[panting]
-Hmm...
[growling]
Sorry, girl, I don't know
what came over me.
[Sam chuckling nervously]
[Bugs sighs]
Oh, bruddah!
Go to Siberia, they said.
Get away from
the city heat, they said.
It's affordable
this time of year, they said.
Phooey!
[chuckles]
Looks like my hat problem
is solved.
All right, rabbit!
The party's over!
Ehh, what's up, Doc?
Rabbit, you're gonna make
me a hat.
Well, since you asked nicely...
Tacky, maybe,
but I kind of like it.
Ooh! That ain't
what I meant, you idgit!
I meant you are gonna
make me a hat!
Ooh, now I get it.
Well, come on.
Now, uh, what kind
of hat you want, Doc?
Something chic?
Something sporty?
Something youthful?
Flirtatious?
Something fruity?
Something cheesy?
Something thirsty?
Siberian Sam
only wears furry hats.
Okay, Doc. How's that?
Ooh, I'm not
playing games, rabbit!
All right. All right.
Calm down, Doc.
I know the perfect hat
for you.
Are you ready?
Here you go,
you big dummy!
This hat ain't gonna
keep me warm.
-How about now?
-[screaming]
[sighing in relief]
Ohh, that rotten rabbit
haberdasher.
The hottest hat
in the fashion world.
[laughing]
-[grunts]
-This time
I'mma making my hat
outta you!
Now you're gonna get it!
Byee!
Oh, no, you don't.
[stretching]
That's better.
[yelling]
[laughing]
There's more than one way
to skin a rabbit.
[dynamite sizzling]
[beeping]
Oh, rabbit!
I realized that I may
not have been the best
ambassador of my country,
so I'd like to present you
with this gift. Enjoy.
-[Sam laughing]
-Oh, you shouldn't have,
comrade.
My very own Russian
nesting doll.
[chuckling]
Aww, how cute!
Mwah! Well, back you go,
nice ladies.
What the...
Well, that was the most
fun ten seconds I've had
in a long time.
Ooh! You stupid rabbit,
you gotta open 'em all
like this.
Huh? Where'd it go?
Oh, you mean this?
Give me that!
Oh...
There's gotta be
some excitement
around here somewhere.
Sic 'em, Milania!
Uh-oh.
-[Milania barking]
-[Sam grunting]
[Bugs panting]
Heel, girl!
It's all over, rabbit.
I got you cornered,
and I'mma taking your hide.
Wait a minute, Doc.
You're not really gonna
settle for a measly
rabbit skin, are ya?
Just look at how thin it is.
Personally, I'd rather wear
this fancy Siberian tiger hat.
Siberian tiger hat!
Only the most important
people in Russia wear
one of these beauties.
And now, you're one of them.
You know, with a sweet hat
like that,
you look like you're going to
see one of those
fancy Russian ballets.
Fancy Russian ballet.
Yup! And you're in luck,
'cause I've got tickets.
Well, don't that beat all!
Can this day get any better?
Hurry up, Doc.
You're gonna miss the show.
[in Russian accent]
Tickets, please.
Thank you.
This way.
Fancy hat ballet.
Is very dark.
Please watch step.
You sit here.
Oh, gee whiz.
Ehhh, enjoy show.
[growling]
Shh.
[growls]
Now you listen here,
I didn't come to this fancy
hat ballet just to sit next to
-a loudmouth--
-Papa!
Oh, boy.
-[chuckles nervously]
-[growling]
Fancy hat ballet.
-[tiger roaring]
-[blows landing]
[ballet music playing]
[in normal accent]
Hats off to that performance.
[both laughing]
[theme music playing]
[grunting]
[splash]
[rooster crowing]
So, do anything interesting
this weekend, Sam?
No. Not much,
I'm afraid, Ralph.
Well, no news is good news,
I always say.
[smacks lips]
[electricity crackling]
[sheep bleating]
[timer beeping]
[crashes]
[birds tweeting]
[crashes]
Huh?
-[whistling]
-[panting]
[Sam barking]
[muffled laughing]
[smacks lips]
[crunching]
[crashes]
[whistle blowing]
[birds tweeting]
Here, let me give you
a hand.
-[punches]
-See you tomorrow, Ralph.
I claim this planet
in the name of Mars.
[metal clanks]
[metal clanks]
[both] This could take
a while, folks.