Looney Tunes Cartoons (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 22 - Puma Problems/Marvin Flag Gag: Bowling Ball/Duplicate Daffy - full transcript

[theme music playing]

Ah.

Nothing like reading
on a cozy afternoon.

[banging]

What's going on here?

[banging]

Easy now.

I got you, buddy.

Gee, thanks.

You okay, kid?

I was hungry,



so I tried to eat
the last nut out of that jar.

And I'm still so hungry.

You know, this ain't
the edible kind of nut.

Oh! Is that why its taste
is like broken teeth?

Uh, right.
Well, glad I could help.

Don't let the tree hit you
on the way out.

Boy.

Mmm. That was one nice rabbit.

So helpful and...

soft, and juicy looking and...

Nice, and delicious,
and made of food.

Nuts to nuts.

I'm gonna eat that rabbit.

Mail call.



I'm a hole.
[giggles]

Let's see what we've got here.

Bill. Bill.

Social security check.

You forget how old I am.

Hey!

The baby grand piano I ordered
has arrived.

Bring it in, fellas.

Oh, boy!

Here's my ten-piece
living room set.

[grunting]

And look,

my new cactus arrangement.

My barbed-wire-of-the-month
club,

and those free-range piranha
I've been waiting for.

Oh, phooey!

[clanking]

The newspaper.

Currents events, here I come.

Oh, dear, Mr. Rabbit.

You've taken a nasty fall.

Luckily, I am a doctor.

You are, are ya?

Yup.

Hmm. Hmm.

[clicks tongue]

It seems you broke
your stomach bones.

We'll have to fix you up.

You better listen to me
'cause I'm a real doctor.

And I say you need to go
to the hospital in my ambulance.

[whistling]

Okay, doc.

But before we go, I need you
to check out my sick mother.

Her temperature's been
running hot lately.

-But I don't think--
-I'm so worried about it.

It'll only take a moment.

Here's the poor little lady.

She does look a little hot.

Now, hold still.

Hey, you're not sick.

What are you? Some kind of
hypo-ch-chondriac?

[whistling]

[siren wailing]

I think I got it.

Like the Pied Piper,

who led all the mices
out of the village

with his pipe,

I will lead that
delicious rabbit

into my piping-hot cauldron.

[wheezes]

With power of my

beautiful music.

[playing off-key]

Hey!

I can only partially be blamed
for what happens next.

You ain't gonna lure
no-one, nowhere

with music like that.

Here.

Try something different.

Gee, thanks.

[playing pleasant music]

Didgeridoo. Play this instead.

[plays didgeridoo]

If you really want to give it
some gas, try the Pan Flute.

[screams]

Ah! Hotter! Hotter!

Playing the fiddle
always makes me feel better.

Looks like
you could use a hand...

...bell, that is.

[bell dinging]

[thuds]

[groans]

You might be
a little flat, doc.

But this accordion will get
you that rabbit guaranteed.

Well, that was jarring

but it looks like my afternoon's
been preserved.

I claim this planet
in the name of Mars.

Oh, fiddlesticks!

Those flags aren't cheap,
you know?

[screaming]

Oh, uh Daffy.

Do you have a second

to make a copy
of this document for me?

[snoring]

-Daffy?
-Huh? Oh!

Oh, let me check my schedule.

[groans]

I guess I could squeeze you
into my day.

Woo-hoo!

Thanks, Daffy. I'm drowning
in work over here.

Somebody's got to do
the hard stuff.

You know, I've always wanted
to do this.

Wowee!

I wonder what else it can do.

Blah!

[beeping]

[grunting]

[screaming]

[screaming]

Woo-hoo!

[dance music playing]

[machine powers down]

Uh, hello?

[automated voice speaking]
Laser printing initiated.

[screams]

Daffy, do you have that copy
I asked you to make?

Uh, eh...I couldn't.

The machine was busted.

Well, who broke it?

It wasn't me. Honest.

It was uh...

It was them.

[theme music playing]