Looney Tunes Cartoons (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 20 - Shoe Shine-nanigans/Multiply and Conquer/Parky Pig - full transcript
Elmer Fudd visits Daffy Duck for a quick shoeshine. Wile E. Coyote attempts catching Road Runner by cloning himself. Porky Pig is running late for movie night but finding a parking spot is easier said than done.
[theme music playing]
[humming]
Hey, shoe shine boy.
Ooh. A wealthy patron.
Need your spats
spit-shined, sir?
[sarcastically] No,
I need my hair cut.
Of course
I need my shoes shined,
you working-class loser.
I need my loafers
prim and proper, fast.
Well, you've come
to the right place,
my good man.
Woo-hoo!
Now, you just sit here
and relax,
and I'll have
your shoes spiffy in a jiffy.
Oh, fine, but be careful.
That's luxury
leather workmanship.
[sniffing]
Ugh!
[squirting]
[straining]
[gulps]
[stomach rumbles, belches]
Hey, what's going on
down there?
Just tidying up
your tootsies, boss.
Remember, just a regular shine.
No funny stuff.
[whirring]
[clicking]
[bell dinging]
Hmpf! What's taking so long?
I'm almost done, sir!
[grumbles]
Well, quit lollygaggin'.
-[switch clicks]
-[whirring]
[whirring]
[bellows huffing]
[swishes]
[blows party pipe]
[sounds horn]
[squirts]
[whirring]
[grumbles] Oh!
Are you finished yet?
Almost. [wheezes]
All finished, my good sir!
Hmm, well,
I've had better.
That'll be 25 cents, please.
25 cents?
That's highway robbery!
Oh, dear! I must have left
my wallet in my other trousers.
Oh, well. I guess
the best things in life
are free. [laughs]
-[truck horn blaring]
-[Elmer screams]
Yeesh! I guess
that's what you get
for being sole-less!
[Road Runner beeps]
[machine whirring, beeping]
[dings]
[air hissing]
[Road Runner beeps]
[machine whirring, beeping]
[dings]
[air hissing]
[machinery whirring, clicking]
[Road Runner beeps]
[whistles]
[slurps]
[blows landing]
[Road Runner beeps]
[Road Runner beeps]
Oh, boy!
Gotta get ready for tonight.
Looking good,
if I don't say so myself.
But you did say so yourself.
I'm seeing a mo... M-m-mo...
A feature film.
I'm so excited,
I even made my own costume.
[clock chiming]
Hey, you're gonna be late!
What are ya still doing here?
Scram, Bub! Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
Uh-oh. B-B-Better get going!
[stuttering] Forgot my keys!
Forgot to lock the door.
[tires screeching]
It m-m-may be slow,
but it gets
g-g-great gas mileage!
[car backfires]
Almost there.
J-Just gotta
find a parking spot.
[tires screech]
What luck!
[police siren chirps]
I'm gonna have to write you up
a ticket, young man.
[gasps] Sorry, Officer,
won't happen again!
[grunts]
[grumbles]
There's gotta be a spot
around here somewhere.
A-ha!
[engine revving]
Almost there.
[tires screech]
[cool jazz music playing]
[Longboy] Hey,
thanks for the spot, man.
Pay it forward.
Bingo!
Finally, a spot.
[machinery whirring]
-[grumbles]
-[clock chimes]
Come on,
what are you waiting for?
Hurry up, ya doofus! Cuckoo!
Oh, what am I gonna do?
Looks like I have no choice.
[automated voice]
Press button for ticket.
[dings]
Press button
to take out a loan.
[dings]
[tires screeching]
-[tires screech]
-A-ha!
[sighs in relief]
Ooh! That guy always gets
the star treatment.
All right.
There's gotta be a spot
somewhere in this city.
Eureka!
Now's my chance.
[tires screeching]
[stuttering] Like I said,
I save a lot of money on gas.
[engine revving]
[laughing] I made it!
[sizzling]
[clock chiming]
I quit!
You're a lost cause, pal.
[laughing]
There they go again.
-[all screaming on TV]
-Help! Save us! Don't eat us!
There's always a parking spot
on my couch.
-And I've got the theater
all to myself.
-[police siren chirps]
[officer] Ahem!
Nice try, buddy.
[theme music playing]
[humming]
Hey, shoe shine boy.
Ooh. A wealthy patron.
Need your spats
spit-shined, sir?
[sarcastically] No,
I need my hair cut.
Of course
I need my shoes shined,
you working-class loser.
I need my loafers
prim and proper, fast.
Well, you've come
to the right place,
my good man.
Woo-hoo!
Now, you just sit here
and relax,
and I'll have
your shoes spiffy in a jiffy.
Oh, fine, but be careful.
That's luxury
leather workmanship.
[sniffing]
Ugh!
[squirting]
[straining]
[gulps]
[stomach rumbles, belches]
Hey, what's going on
down there?
Just tidying up
your tootsies, boss.
Remember, just a regular shine.
No funny stuff.
[whirring]
[clicking]
[bell dinging]
Hmpf! What's taking so long?
I'm almost done, sir!
[grumbles]
Well, quit lollygaggin'.
-[switch clicks]
-[whirring]
[whirring]
[bellows huffing]
[swishes]
[blows party pipe]
[sounds horn]
[squirts]
[whirring]
[grumbles] Oh!
Are you finished yet?
Almost. [wheezes]
All finished, my good sir!
Hmm, well,
I've had better.
That'll be 25 cents, please.
25 cents?
That's highway robbery!
Oh, dear! I must have left
my wallet in my other trousers.
Oh, well. I guess
the best things in life
are free. [laughs]
-[truck horn blaring]
-[Elmer screams]
Yeesh! I guess
that's what you get
for being sole-less!
[Road Runner beeps]
[machine whirring, beeping]
[dings]
[air hissing]
[Road Runner beeps]
[machine whirring, beeping]
[dings]
[air hissing]
[machinery whirring, clicking]
[Road Runner beeps]
[whistles]
[slurps]
[blows landing]
[Road Runner beeps]
[Road Runner beeps]
Oh, boy!
Gotta get ready for tonight.
Looking good,
if I don't say so myself.
But you did say so yourself.
I'm seeing a mo... M-m-mo...
A feature film.
I'm so excited,
I even made my own costume.
[clock chiming]
Hey, you're gonna be late!
What are ya still doing here?
Scram, Bub! Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
Uh-oh. B-B-Better get going!
[stuttering] Forgot my keys!
Forgot to lock the door.
[tires screeching]
It m-m-may be slow,
but it gets
g-g-great gas mileage!
[car backfires]
Almost there.
J-Just gotta
find a parking spot.
[tires screech]
What luck!
[police siren chirps]
I'm gonna have to write you up
a ticket, young man.
[gasps] Sorry, Officer,
won't happen again!
[grunts]
[grumbles]
There's gotta be a spot
around here somewhere.
A-ha!
[engine revving]
Almost there.
[tires screech]
[cool jazz music playing]
[Longboy] Hey,
thanks for the spot, man.
Pay it forward.
Bingo!
Finally, a spot.
[machinery whirring]
-[grumbles]
-[clock chimes]
Come on,
what are you waiting for?
Hurry up, ya doofus! Cuckoo!
Oh, what am I gonna do?
Looks like I have no choice.
[automated voice]
Press button for ticket.
[dings]
Press button
to take out a loan.
[dings]
[tires screeching]
-[tires screech]
-A-ha!
[sighs in relief]
Ooh! That guy always gets
the star treatment.
All right.
There's gotta be a spot
somewhere in this city.
Eureka!
Now's my chance.
[tires screeching]
[stuttering] Like I said,
I save a lot of money on gas.
[engine revving]
[laughing] I made it!
[sizzling]
[clock chiming]
I quit!
You're a lost cause, pal.
[laughing]
There they go again.
-[all screaming on TV]
-Help! Save us! Don't eat us!
There's always a parking spot
on my couch.
-And I've got the theater
all to myself.
-[police siren chirps]
[officer] Ahem!
Nice try, buddy.
[theme music playing]