Looney Tunes Cartoons (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 17 - Erabbitcator/Planet Split in 2/Salesduck - full transcript
Bugs Bunny must outsmart a new technological foe. Marvin accidentally breaks a planet in two by planting his flag. Elmer Fudd is ready for bed, but persistent salesman Daffy Duck stands in the way of a good night's rest.
[theme music playing]
I'll get that screwy wabbit
this time!
[laughs cunningly]
Well, what d'ya know!
Breakfast is served!
And in such a nice,
shady spot, too!
-I got him!
-[thuds]
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Oh, Doc, this is pathetic.
That was the oldest trick
in da book!
Right up there with,
"Your shoes are untied."
[gulps] They are?
Listen, Doc, you gotta get
with the times.
If you want to catch me,
you got to modernize.
Modernize? Hmm...
Oh... [evilly] modernize!
[laughs maniacally]
[electricity crackling]
[ominous music plays]
It's alive!
Alive!
-[laughing evilly]
-[electricity crackling]
[thunderclap]
[sighs] Dis guy's
never gonna learn...
Ah well, more carrots for me.
[rumbling]
Nah... Somethin's different
'bout you, Doc.
Now I got you, wabbit!
Hey, what's with
the tin can, Doc?
Well, you told me to modernize,
and what's more modern
than a wabbit killing robot.
Get 'em, robot!
Oh, really--
[whirring]
Ahhh!
[bell dings]
Welcome to the
Robot Pit Stop
for all your robot needs.
Say, big fella,
when was the last time
you got a tune-up?
Looks like you're runnin'
a little low.
You got a lotta junk
in your trunk.
And, uh,
hate to tell you this, pal,
but you need
a complete overhaul.
[sputtering]
If that made you fall apart,
wait'll you see my bill.
[laughs]
[robot beeping]
Mmm... What's up, Doc--
[low grunt]
Delicious nuts...
And bolts...
-[metal clattering]
-Burp!
Yoo-hoo! Mr. Ro-butt!
[loud thud]
Well... Dat takes care of dat.
[rumbling]
What da... [bawling]
You can wun but you can't hide,
wascally wabbit.
[robotic laugh]
[explosion]
[panting]
I don't get it.
I just don't get it!
Imagine me, Bugs Bunny,
gettin' trounced
by an overgrown
bucket of technologies.
I'm throwin' every trick
in the book at this guy.
And I should know...
I wrote it...
[shrilly]
What's goin' on here?
Am I losin' my edge?
Am I gettin' old?
Am I losin' my nerve?
[spits]
Get it together, ol' boy.
Nah... I ain't losin' my edge.
I still got it!
I have not yet
begun ta fight!
Hmm... Let's see now...
Explosive ceegar?
Naw, naw, naw,
that'll never woik.
Painted tunnel gag?
Nuh-uh... Not my shtick...
The poipendicular
Pennsylvania nosepincher?
[inhales excitedly] No...
What trick
haven't I pulled yet?
[rumbling]
[laughs nervously]
Wait a minute, Frankenstein!
[choking] I just gotta
tell you one thing.
Your shoelaces are untied?
[robot] Locating laces.
Wait, robots don't have
shoelaces.
How could a robot fall
for such an old trick?
Error! Error!
Error! Error! Error...
Oh, my robot's ruined!
[crying]
Well... It's an oldie,
but a goodie.
[theme music playing]
I claim this planet
in the name of Mars!
[cracking]
Hmm. Probably nothing.
[cracks louder]
Um...
[nervously]
Oh no, no, no, no!
[cracks louder]
Oh dear.
Hopefully no one thinks
this is my fault.
[rumbling]
[screaming]
[theme music playing]
[yawning]
Sleepy time, here I come.
[knocking at door]
-Who could that possibly be
at this hour?
-[knocking continues]
Awight, I'm comin'.
Hold your horses.
Can I help you?
-Why sure you can help me.
-[door slams]
You can help me help you.
How's that for
a "how-do-ya-do"? Whoo-hoo!
Why are you knocking on my door
this late at night?
Oh, that wasn't me knocking,
chum.
That was the sound
of opportunity knocking.
Opportunity?
That's right,
my pajama-wearing prospect.
What I have here with me
in my bag
is a product that will change
the course of your--
Oh no, you don't.
I know what this is.
No sowicitors!
Good thing
this travelin' salesduck
enjoys the challenge
of a tough customer.
I tell ya,
the nerve of some people.
Now, time to finally get
some shut-eye.
Goodnight, sweet man.
Goodnight, salesduck
Salesduck?
That's right!
I couldn't let you lay awake
thinking about
the possibilities
of what could be
when I have what could be
the product of the century!
You wisten here.
I don't want
whatever you're selling.
-But this product will forever
change the way you--
-Zip it!
Stay out and don't come back.
Ohh, that duck left
such a bad taste in my mouth,
I gotta bwush my teeth.
My product is stupendous,
revolutionary, brilliant.
I don't care
what your product is.
I don't want it!
[thuds]
I'm gettin' closer.
I can feel it. Whoo-hoo!
Hopefully that takes care
of that scwewy duck.
Now, I wonder
what I should have
for bwekfast tomowwow.
[snoring]
Ooh! Pancakes
with bwoobewwy sywup,
Jalapeno omwette,
Banana bwead,
Fwench toast,
Bowl of hard-boiled eggs.
Yes sir! I'm tellin' you.
What I have in my bag
is so unbelievable! It's--
Okay, okay! Fine!
What is it?
Just a lil' something
to help you get
to sleep at night.
Really? Help me sleep?
Let me have it.
Whoo-hoo!
[laughs groggily]
Ooh!
[theme music playing]
I'll get that screwy wabbit
this time!
[laughs cunningly]
Well, what d'ya know!
Breakfast is served!
And in such a nice,
shady spot, too!
-I got him!
-[thuds]
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Oh, Doc, this is pathetic.
That was the oldest trick
in da book!
Right up there with,
"Your shoes are untied."
[gulps] They are?
Listen, Doc, you gotta get
with the times.
If you want to catch me,
you got to modernize.
Modernize? Hmm...
Oh... [evilly] modernize!
[laughs maniacally]
[electricity crackling]
[ominous music plays]
It's alive!
Alive!
-[laughing evilly]
-[electricity crackling]
[thunderclap]
[sighs] Dis guy's
never gonna learn...
Ah well, more carrots for me.
[rumbling]
Nah... Somethin's different
'bout you, Doc.
Now I got you, wabbit!
Hey, what's with
the tin can, Doc?
Well, you told me to modernize,
and what's more modern
than a wabbit killing robot.
Get 'em, robot!
Oh, really--
[whirring]
Ahhh!
[bell dings]
Welcome to the
Robot Pit Stop
for all your robot needs.
Say, big fella,
when was the last time
you got a tune-up?
Looks like you're runnin'
a little low.
You got a lotta junk
in your trunk.
And, uh,
hate to tell you this, pal,
but you need
a complete overhaul.
[sputtering]
If that made you fall apart,
wait'll you see my bill.
[laughs]
[robot beeping]
Mmm... What's up, Doc--
[low grunt]
Delicious nuts...
And bolts...
-[metal clattering]
-Burp!
Yoo-hoo! Mr. Ro-butt!
[loud thud]
Well... Dat takes care of dat.
[rumbling]
What da... [bawling]
You can wun but you can't hide,
wascally wabbit.
[robotic laugh]
[explosion]
[panting]
I don't get it.
I just don't get it!
Imagine me, Bugs Bunny,
gettin' trounced
by an overgrown
bucket of technologies.
I'm throwin' every trick
in the book at this guy.
And I should know...
I wrote it...
[shrilly]
What's goin' on here?
Am I losin' my edge?
Am I gettin' old?
Am I losin' my nerve?
[spits]
Get it together, ol' boy.
Nah... I ain't losin' my edge.
I still got it!
I have not yet
begun ta fight!
Hmm... Let's see now...
Explosive ceegar?
Naw, naw, naw,
that'll never woik.
Painted tunnel gag?
Nuh-uh... Not my shtick...
The poipendicular
Pennsylvania nosepincher?
[inhales excitedly] No...
What trick
haven't I pulled yet?
[rumbling]
[laughs nervously]
Wait a minute, Frankenstein!
[choking] I just gotta
tell you one thing.
Your shoelaces are untied?
[robot] Locating laces.
Wait, robots don't have
shoelaces.
How could a robot fall
for such an old trick?
Error! Error!
Error! Error! Error...
Oh, my robot's ruined!
[crying]
Well... It's an oldie,
but a goodie.
[theme music playing]
I claim this planet
in the name of Mars!
[cracking]
Hmm. Probably nothing.
[cracks louder]
Um...
[nervously]
Oh no, no, no, no!
[cracks louder]
Oh dear.
Hopefully no one thinks
this is my fault.
[rumbling]
[screaming]
[theme music playing]
[yawning]
Sleepy time, here I come.
[knocking at door]
-Who could that possibly be
at this hour?
-[knocking continues]
Awight, I'm comin'.
Hold your horses.
Can I help you?
-Why sure you can help me.
-[door slams]
You can help me help you.
How's that for
a "how-do-ya-do"? Whoo-hoo!
Why are you knocking on my door
this late at night?
Oh, that wasn't me knocking,
chum.
That was the sound
of opportunity knocking.
Opportunity?
That's right,
my pajama-wearing prospect.
What I have here with me
in my bag
is a product that will change
the course of your--
Oh no, you don't.
I know what this is.
No sowicitors!
Good thing
this travelin' salesduck
enjoys the challenge
of a tough customer.
I tell ya,
the nerve of some people.
Now, time to finally get
some shut-eye.
Goodnight, sweet man.
Goodnight, salesduck
Salesduck?
That's right!
I couldn't let you lay awake
thinking about
the possibilities
of what could be
when I have what could be
the product of the century!
You wisten here.
I don't want
whatever you're selling.
-But this product will forever
change the way you--
-Zip it!
Stay out and don't come back.
Ohh, that duck left
such a bad taste in my mouth,
I gotta bwush my teeth.
My product is stupendous,
revolutionary, brilliant.
I don't care
what your product is.
I don't want it!
[thuds]
I'm gettin' closer.
I can feel it. Whoo-hoo!
Hopefully that takes care
of that scwewy duck.
Now, I wonder
what I should have
for bwekfast tomowwow.
[snoring]
Ooh! Pancakes
with bwoobewwy sywup,
Jalapeno omwette,
Banana bwead,
Fwench toast,
Bowl of hard-boiled eggs.
Yes sir! I'm tellin' you.
What I have in my bag
is so unbelievable! It's--
Okay, okay! Fine!
What is it?
Just a lil' something
to help you get
to sleep at night.
Really? Help me sleep?
Let me have it.
Whoo-hoo!
[laughs groggily]
Ooh!
[theme music playing]