Looney Tunes Cartoons (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 14 - Taziator/Little Martian/Climate Control - full transcript

[theme music playing]

[people cheering]

[gladiator]
Hail, Caesar!

Release the beast.

[thudding]

[growling, snarling]

Ah.

[growling]

-Let the battle begin.
-[crowd cheering]

[Taz growls]

[rattling]



[Taz growls]

Huh?

[Taz growling]

[burps]

Huh?

Hello, San Antonio!

Say, what kind
of cowboy hat is this?

Call me crazy,
but I don't think
I'm in Texas.

Oh, goody!
A new victim for the beast.

Beast? What beast?

[roars]

Hey, what gives?

[roars]

Well, you must be the beast.



Pleasure to meet you, Mac.

Bleh!

Here. Take.

Oh, a lollipop
for little ol' me?

Aw, you shouldn't...

[straining] have!
[straining]

[screams]

-[grunts]
-What kind of lollipop
is this, anyway?

-Yuck! Thanks,
but I'll pass.
-[growling]

[snarls]

I say!

This will be
quite interesting.

[snarls]

Uh, whoa, Doc!
Watch where
you're pointing that thing!

[growling]

[roars]

Hmm.

Huh?

-Hey, Doc, are you ready?
-Ready?

To beat the pole vault
record, of course!

You're raising the bar, Doc!

What're you waiting for?

Now's your big chance!

Now, go break that record!

Oh! [mutters unintelligibly]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

What a maroon!

[roars]

[screaming]

Why you trick me
into pole vaulting

into tub full of gators?

-Hmm.
-Hey, gruesome!

I'm over here
on this side.

Huh...

No, Doc, over here.

-Yoo-hoo!
-[growls]

[Bugs whistles]

-[snarls]
-[rumbles]

Uh-oh.

Hmm. Interesting strategy.

But still a bit sloppy
for my taste.

[crowd cheering]

Uh-oh.

[growls, laughs]

All right, speed freak,
pull over!

[horses neigh]

Let's see...

Speeding,
grand theft chariot,

excessive whipping,
unlicensed horses...

[tsking]

You oughta be ashamed
of yourself.

What would
your mother think

if she saw you
out here like this?

Oh, but... no, please!
That rabbit is a problem
in my life.

But, oh, I... [cries]

Tell you what, Mac.

I'll just give you a ticket
this time.

But if I ever see you
horsin' around here again,

I'll put you away
'til the Roman Empire falls.

Have a nice day.

Yessiree, folks,
step right up

and come on over
and see the lion show.

World-class lions,
right here, right now

for your viewing pleasure!

Ticket, please.

Thank you, son.
Enjoy the show.

Ooh, oh-ho! Kitty cat!

[lions growling]

[Taz grunting, screaming]

What a twerp!
What a Roman legion airhead!

[laughs]

-[Taz panting]
-[exclaims]

-[slurps]
-[gasps]

Now, now,
take it easy there,
big fella.

-[grunts]
-[growling]

It was all in good fun!
[chuckles nervously]

We was just playing around.

[Taz growling]

No hard feelings?

Well, well, well.

It looks as if this melee
has reached its climax.

But let us finish
this charade, shall we?

Yay! [growls]

Oh, yes! Yes!
Give it to him,
give it to him! [laughs]

Huh?

Why, that's peculiar.

-Where did he go--
-Here I am!

[grunting]

Oh, dear!

[mockingly] Now, let's end
this charade, shall we?

[grunting]

Ah!

There's no place like Rome.

[theme music playing]

I claim this planet
in the name of Mars.

[alien chittering]

Aw!

What an adorable,
inferior creature.

[screams]

Run, run, run!

Come back here, you coward!

This is space mutiny!

Get back to your post
or I'll have you
court-martianed!

It's just a weak,
tiny, insignificant,

little...

small...

Oh, dear.

[pops]

[Road Runner] Beep, beep.

[thunder rumbling]

[beeping, trilling]

[beeping]

[whirring]

[device beeping]

[whirring, beeping]

[Road Runner] Beep, beep.

[beeps]

Beep, beep.

[cracking]

[dings]

[trilling]

[wind gusting]

[truck horn honking]

[garbled beeping]

[Road Runner] Beep, beep.

[device beeping]

Beep, beep.

[wind howling]

[beeps]

[device beeping]

[buzzing]

[device beeping]

[crashes]

-[device beeps twice]
-Beep, beep.