Looney Tunes Cartoons (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 13 - Chain Gangsters/Sylvester Cat Jack Lift/Falling for It - full transcript
Rocky and Mugsy need Bugs Bunny's help to break out of jail. Sylvester is hungry for something while he takes a walk, and as he found Tweety, raised his neck like a jacklift. But Tweety says his shoes are untied, even though he has none, and the "shoes" which in reality are dynamite, blow up in his face. Daffy Duck convinces Porky Pig to go skydiving but forgets one important little thing.
[theme music playing]
There's gotta be
a 24-hour carrot store
around here somewhere.
[alarm ringing]
[siren blaring in distance]
Dis way!
Faster, Mugsy.
Leave it to me
to pick the wrong hour.
Oh, well.
I'll just walk
around the block
until it opens again.
[grunts]
Hey! What's the big idea?
Why dontcha watch
where ya goin'?
Well, well, well!
If it isn't Rocky
and his gang of bank robbers!
Bank robbers? Gang?
Now, now, hang on a second.
I'm no bank robber.
I don't even know these guys.
[frantically] I'm innocent
I tell ya. Innocent!
Zip it, Rabbit!
It's the state pen
for the lot of ya.
[chuckling]
This is fun, Rocky.
-Shaddap!
-[groans]
Listen up, Mugsy.
We're tunneling
out of here tonight.
Duh, but, Boss,
I don't know nuttin'
about tunnelin'!
Well lucky for us,
we're chained
to an expert tunneler.
Ain't that right, Rabbit?
Oh, sure.
But can it wait till tomorrow?
The cafeteria is serving
carrot stew tonight.
Tough luck, Rabbit.
We're leavin' at sundown.
Ya dig?
Okay, okay.
[alarm blaring]
All right, fellas.
I tunneled all the way through
to the surface.
But I think
we should wait until--
Shaddup, Rabbit.
I do the thinking around here.
We're goin' up now.
But, Rocky--
I said we're goin' up.
[straining]
[both straining and grunting]
[both panting]
Uh... look, Boss.
A space rocket.
Quick! Mugsy!
Get back in the tunnel.
[Rocky and Mugsy struggling]
[chomping] Mmm!
Ya know, rocket fuel
really brings out the flavor.
[talking gibberish]
Okay, I think it's safe
to go up now.
Faster, Rabbit!
Whoa!
Hold up, fellas!
[both grunting]
Talk about lucky.
A whole quarter.
A shiny new one, too.
You're holdin' us up, Rabbit.
Eh, sorry, big guy.
I just couldn't leave...
-[vehicle approaching]
-...twenty-five cents
sittin' there.
We're gettin' on that bus.
-[whistles]
-[tires screech]
[yelps]
Twenty-five cents, please!
Wait! I've got
twenty-five cents.
Here ya are, sir.
[driver] Welcome aboard,
Rabbit.
Tough luck, boys.
Don't worry, fellas.
The next stop is only
53 miles up the road!
[sighs wearily]
[both grunting and groaning]
C'mon, fellas!
Naptime's over.
[talking gibberish]
[blows whistle]
Hold it right there!
Uh-oh.
Quick! Hide us, Rabbit.
You gotta hide us!
Hide in here, fellas!
Hide in here.
Okay! Don't move.
[both grunting]
Three dangerous criminals
just ran in this direction.
Have you seen anythi--
They're not
in this trash compactor.
Oh-ho!
Good to know. Thank you.
[both sighing in relief]
Excuse me, young man.
Might I dispose of
a few things?
Why, certainly, young lady!
[giggles] Oh, thank you.
[whispering loudly]
Sit tight, fellas!
This anvil
has been gathering dust
in my garage for years.
Oof!
This one, too.
[yelps]
Not to mention this box
of 200 armed mouse traps.
-[traps snapping]
-[Rocky and Mugsy howling]
Oh, I've got one more thing.
[whispering loudly]
Keep it up, guys.
You're doing great.
Here it is.
My barrel of nuclear waste.
There!
[queasy] Uh...
I don't feel so good, boss.
-Shaddup!
-[grunts]
Anything else
I can do for ya, miss?
Well, I don't suppose
you'd let little old me
push that compactor button?
[giggles]
Well, technically ya need
a license, but... Okay!
[laughs exultantly]
[both groaning]
Mugsy, it's time to cut loose
the Rabbit.
[bell dinging]
I appreciate the ride, fellas,
but what's with the blindfold?
We've got a surprise for you.
A surprise? Oh boy!
I love surprises.
It's been fun, Rabbit.
Ooh! The anticipation
is killing me.
C'mon, youse guys.
What's the surprise?
It's coming, Rabbit.
[laughs cunningly]
Yah! It's coming, Rabbit.
[laughs maliciously]
The train tracks?
I love the train tracks!
How did you know?
Whoop!
Now, now hold on a sec, fellas.
[both] Get us away
from this rabbit!
Let us in! Let us in!
-[Rocky] Let us in.
Do ya hear me?
-[Mugsy crying]
I know when I'm not wanted.
-[both crying]
-[Mugsy] Let us in!
Ya know,
I'm gonna miss those guys,
but I can always tunnel in
and visit sometime.
[laughs mischievously]
[stomach growling]
Huh!
[slurps]
[inhales deeply]
Bet you didn't know
I could do this, huh, folks?
Uh-oh!
Your shoes are untied.
Huh?
[sighs in relief]
That was a close one.
Safety always comes first--
[explosion]
I gave puddy
some dynamite extra pettin'.
[whirring]
[Porky stuttering] Are you sure
about this, Daffy?
Sure I'm sure.
Trust me!
You haven't lived
until you've almost died
jumping out of an airplane.
Maybe.
But I'm having
second thoughts...
Reevaluating my decision.
What the heck is there
to think about?
It's the thrill of a lifetime!
Or the end of a lifetime.
I think I'm gonna
sit this one out.
Aw, c'mon, Pork-man!
Ya made it this far.
Just one little hop
and we'll be back
on the ground.
[stuttering] No way!
Now, quit badgering me...
Quit badgering me.
I ain't goin'!
Okay, okay!
Suit yourself.
[screams] Geronimo...
[sighs in relief]
That was a close one.
Oops.
[screaming]
-[laughing exultantly]
-[screaming hysterically]
Well, whaddya know!
Pigs can fly.
Happy you decided to join me,
Pork-chop.
[stutters] I didn't decide
to do anything.
We're connected to the...
we're connected...
We're attached.
Whoops! I forgot all about
that silly tandem line.
I'm gonna freak out.
Aw, c'mon!
You'll be all right.
Just don't look down!
[screaming hysterically]
Pull yourself together.
We've got parachutes,
remember?
And it's time to pull the cord.
The ripcord! Right.
Mama! Mama!
A doll?
Hey! I've been lookin' all over
for this thing.
Daffy!
Don't worry!
I've got two more ripcords.
Now, let's see here.
Huh?
Hmph. No dice.
-It's gotta be this one then.
-[mouthing prayers]
[engine stalls]
Well, that was interesting.
What do we do now?
Well, I suppose we can open
these things manually.
Well, whaddya know!
No parachutes.
[both screaming hysterically]
Hey, wait a minute!
What are we so worried about?
After all, we're cats
and cats always land
on their feet.
Not to mention
their nine lives.
We're not cats.
Says who?
Daffy Duck! Porky Pig!
It's in our names.
Oh, boy!
Welp, at least that building
down there will break our fall.
Thank goodness for that.
[both screaming]
-[Daffy laughing hysterically]
-[Porky screaming hysterically]
Hey! I made it.
I made it.
I survived my first skydive.
See? I told ya
there was nothing
to worry about.
[coughing]
That's all folks!
[theme music playing]
There's gotta be
a 24-hour carrot store
around here somewhere.
[alarm ringing]
[siren blaring in distance]
Dis way!
Faster, Mugsy.
Leave it to me
to pick the wrong hour.
Oh, well.
I'll just walk
around the block
until it opens again.
[grunts]
Hey! What's the big idea?
Why dontcha watch
where ya goin'?
Well, well, well!
If it isn't Rocky
and his gang of bank robbers!
Bank robbers? Gang?
Now, now, hang on a second.
I'm no bank robber.
I don't even know these guys.
[frantically] I'm innocent
I tell ya. Innocent!
Zip it, Rabbit!
It's the state pen
for the lot of ya.
[chuckling]
This is fun, Rocky.
-Shaddap!
-[groans]
Listen up, Mugsy.
We're tunneling
out of here tonight.
Duh, but, Boss,
I don't know nuttin'
about tunnelin'!
Well lucky for us,
we're chained
to an expert tunneler.
Ain't that right, Rabbit?
Oh, sure.
But can it wait till tomorrow?
The cafeteria is serving
carrot stew tonight.
Tough luck, Rabbit.
We're leavin' at sundown.
Ya dig?
Okay, okay.
[alarm blaring]
All right, fellas.
I tunneled all the way through
to the surface.
But I think
we should wait until--
Shaddup, Rabbit.
I do the thinking around here.
We're goin' up now.
But, Rocky--
I said we're goin' up.
[straining]
[both straining and grunting]
[both panting]
Uh... look, Boss.
A space rocket.
Quick! Mugsy!
Get back in the tunnel.
[Rocky and Mugsy struggling]
[chomping] Mmm!
Ya know, rocket fuel
really brings out the flavor.
[talking gibberish]
Okay, I think it's safe
to go up now.
Faster, Rabbit!
Whoa!
Hold up, fellas!
[both grunting]
Talk about lucky.
A whole quarter.
A shiny new one, too.
You're holdin' us up, Rabbit.
Eh, sorry, big guy.
I just couldn't leave...
-[vehicle approaching]
-...twenty-five cents
sittin' there.
We're gettin' on that bus.
-[whistles]
-[tires screech]
[yelps]
Twenty-five cents, please!
Wait! I've got
twenty-five cents.
Here ya are, sir.
[driver] Welcome aboard,
Rabbit.
Tough luck, boys.
Don't worry, fellas.
The next stop is only
53 miles up the road!
[sighs wearily]
[both grunting and groaning]
C'mon, fellas!
Naptime's over.
[talking gibberish]
[blows whistle]
Hold it right there!
Uh-oh.
Quick! Hide us, Rabbit.
You gotta hide us!
Hide in here, fellas!
Hide in here.
Okay! Don't move.
[both grunting]
Three dangerous criminals
just ran in this direction.
Have you seen anythi--
They're not
in this trash compactor.
Oh-ho!
Good to know. Thank you.
[both sighing in relief]
Excuse me, young man.
Might I dispose of
a few things?
Why, certainly, young lady!
[giggles] Oh, thank you.
[whispering loudly]
Sit tight, fellas!
This anvil
has been gathering dust
in my garage for years.
Oof!
This one, too.
[yelps]
Not to mention this box
of 200 armed mouse traps.
-[traps snapping]
-[Rocky and Mugsy howling]
Oh, I've got one more thing.
[whispering loudly]
Keep it up, guys.
You're doing great.
Here it is.
My barrel of nuclear waste.
There!
[queasy] Uh...
I don't feel so good, boss.
-Shaddup!
-[grunts]
Anything else
I can do for ya, miss?
Well, I don't suppose
you'd let little old me
push that compactor button?
[giggles]
Well, technically ya need
a license, but... Okay!
[laughs exultantly]
[both groaning]
Mugsy, it's time to cut loose
the Rabbit.
[bell dinging]
I appreciate the ride, fellas,
but what's with the blindfold?
We've got a surprise for you.
A surprise? Oh boy!
I love surprises.
It's been fun, Rabbit.
Ooh! The anticipation
is killing me.
C'mon, youse guys.
What's the surprise?
It's coming, Rabbit.
[laughs cunningly]
Yah! It's coming, Rabbit.
[laughs maliciously]
The train tracks?
I love the train tracks!
How did you know?
Whoop!
Now, now hold on a sec, fellas.
[both] Get us away
from this rabbit!
Let us in! Let us in!
-[Rocky] Let us in.
Do ya hear me?
-[Mugsy crying]
I know when I'm not wanted.
-[both crying]
-[Mugsy] Let us in!
Ya know,
I'm gonna miss those guys,
but I can always tunnel in
and visit sometime.
[laughs mischievously]
[stomach growling]
Huh!
[slurps]
[inhales deeply]
Bet you didn't know
I could do this, huh, folks?
Uh-oh!
Your shoes are untied.
Huh?
[sighs in relief]
That was a close one.
Safety always comes first--
[explosion]
I gave puddy
some dynamite extra pettin'.
[whirring]
[Porky stuttering] Are you sure
about this, Daffy?
Sure I'm sure.
Trust me!
You haven't lived
until you've almost died
jumping out of an airplane.
Maybe.
But I'm having
second thoughts...
Reevaluating my decision.
What the heck is there
to think about?
It's the thrill of a lifetime!
Or the end of a lifetime.
I think I'm gonna
sit this one out.
Aw, c'mon, Pork-man!
Ya made it this far.
Just one little hop
and we'll be back
on the ground.
[stuttering] No way!
Now, quit badgering me...
Quit badgering me.
I ain't goin'!
Okay, okay!
Suit yourself.
[screams] Geronimo...
[sighs in relief]
That was a close one.
Oops.
[screaming]
-[laughing exultantly]
-[screaming hysterically]
Well, whaddya know!
Pigs can fly.
Happy you decided to join me,
Pork-chop.
[stutters] I didn't decide
to do anything.
We're connected to the...
we're connected...
We're attached.
Whoops! I forgot all about
that silly tandem line.
I'm gonna freak out.
Aw, c'mon!
You'll be all right.
Just don't look down!
[screaming hysterically]
Pull yourself together.
We've got parachutes,
remember?
And it's time to pull the cord.
The ripcord! Right.
Mama! Mama!
A doll?
Hey! I've been lookin' all over
for this thing.
Daffy!
Don't worry!
I've got two more ripcords.
Now, let's see here.
Huh?
Hmph. No dice.
-It's gotta be this one then.
-[mouthing prayers]
[engine stalls]
Well, that was interesting.
What do we do now?
Well, I suppose we can open
these things manually.
Well, whaddya know!
No parachutes.
[both screaming hysterically]
Hey, wait a minute!
What are we so worried about?
After all, we're cats
and cats always land
on their feet.
Not to mention
their nine lives.
We're not cats.
Says who?
Daffy Duck! Porky Pig!
It's in our names.
Oh, boy!
Welp, at least that building
down there will break our fall.
Thank goodness for that.
[both screaming]
-[Daffy laughing hysterically]
-[Porky screaming hysterically]
Hey! I made it.
I made it.
I survived my first skydive.
See? I told ya
there was nothing
to worry about.
[coughing]
That's all folks!
[theme music playing]