Looney Tunes Cartoons (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 12 - Daffucino/Moving Hole/Kitty Livin - full transcript
Before his new coffee shop goes from grand opening to grand closing, Porky Pig must impress an influential customer. Whilst chasing Bugs, Elmer comes across a portable hole. Sylvester may have swallowed more than he can chew when he manages to trap Tweety - inside his stomach.
[theme music playing]
[victorious music plays]
[stuttering] Wow.
My very first small business.
Pork and Beans
[stutters] coffee shop.
Eh... with all the dough
I'm going to make,
I should be opening up
[stutters] a pizza shop.
[laughs]
[laughs heartily]
[whimpers]
[soft instrumental music plays]
[stutters] Oh, gosh.
I can't believe
Halloween's already over
and... and there's still not
a single customer.
[sighs in despair]
Eh... What am I gonna do?
-[doorbell chimes]
-[door opens]
Oh-oh. Hurray.
A... customer.
Uh, good afternoon, ma'am.
Uh, will... won't you...
What can I get you?
I am a very rich, young man.
Very rich.
And I have many influential
high society acquaintances.
Coffee lovers, all.
If you make me
the perfect drink,
word will spread
and your shop will become
the next hot coffee spot.
[angrily] But if you fail
I will destroy you!
[gulps]
Now, I'd like
one double half mocha,
extra sugar, triple espresso,
quarter decaf,
26% lactose free range,
non-dairy milk, on the rocks,
hold the sugar, hold the ice.
Extra dairy, please.
[hesitant] Uh...
Can you repeat the--
Not to worry, madam.
You're in good hands here
at Pork and Beans.
I'll be making
your beverage here today
and there is no concoction
we can't crack.
Not even your double half
mocha quadruple extra rocks...
Uh... your coffee!
[lisping] You'll be
surely satisfied
sipping your coffee
in this situation.
Who is this distasteful duck?
Oh, he... That's just
the kitchen hand.
He'll be in the...
back out of the way.
[laughs]
I'll be out in a jiffy.
Whoo-hoo!
You see...[stammer]
he's really quite capable.
What is coffee?
Think. Think, think, think!
Oh! I know what coffee is.
But how do I make it?
Think, think, think!
Coffee beans!
[jar breaking]
What was that?
[nervously] Uh...
Nothing to worry about.
He's just...
prepping the kitchen.
Time to grind these beans.
[whistling]
[whistling]
Time to fire up
the old espresso machine.
Huh?
Hmm...
Just gotta... put the beans in.
[grunts]
[whirring]
[spluttering]
She's gonna blow!
Huh. Would you look at tha--
-[explosion]
-[rumbling]
The noise level here
is simply outrageous.
It is not looking
good for you, piggy.
Time to add the milk.
[shivering]
Do you mind?
You can't get it
fresher than this.
Now we gotta steam the milk.
Ah. I can already feel
my pores unclogging.
[birds squawking]
[horn tooting]
I demand to know
what is going on around here
this instant!
Almost done, Milady.
-[birds screeching]
-Oh...
What are these filthy birds
doing in here?
I washed my hands,
I'll have you know.
Uh... Come on, Daffy.
She's gonna...
write a bad review for me.
[stutters] And then we'll...
We'll both be ruined.
Don't worry, chum.
All I have to do is
add the whipped cream.
[chuckles]
How hard could that be?
Okay... Don't let me down.
Yes, siree.
Just got to add
the whipped cream
and presto espresso.
[squeaks]
Hmm...
[squeaks]
[frustrated grunt]
[Daffy groaning]
If you need...
Just one second, ma'am.
Uh... Daffy?
Da... Daffy, where are you?
I... I need that drink.
[muttering]
Wow. Daffy's outdone himself.
[lady furiously]
I shall be leaving now!
[annoyed grunt]
Excuse me, miss.
Your... double half mocha,
quarter decaf,
26% lactose free range milk,
on the rocks,
hold the ice, is served.
Sorry it took so long.
You... can't rush perfection.
We'll see about that.
[sniffs]
I've smelled worse.
[slurping]
[gulps]
It's...
It's...
wonderful!
I love it!
I bet you say that
to all the ducks, don't you?
[kisses]
[laughs maniacally]
[laughs maniacally]
Well, I guess
she liked the...
[stutters]
latte!
[lady laughs]
[theme music plays]
[theme music plays]
[Granny]
That goes there...
And we're all set to go.
Okay, Tweety, I'm going to bed.
Make sure to get plenty of rest
for our big move
to Florida in the morning.
Oh boy! Florida!
Nothing can hold a candle
to the Panhandle.
Goodnight, Granny.
I'll see you in the morning.
[squeaking]
That's right, little bird.
Get ready to relocate
to my stomach.
[laughs maliciously]
Grannies are too trusting.
Always leaving doors unlocked.
[sucking]
[gulps]
[excitedly] I can't believe
I finally got him.
Ah. This looks like a
nice place to digest.
[rumbles]
Huh. I guess we moved
to Florida already.
Granny must have moved me
into my new cage
while I was sleeping.
Not bad. Not bad.
Gosh. It's awfully
dark in here.
I could really use some light.
Granny won't mind
if I built a quick fire.
[ribs snapping]
[grunting and groaning]
[teeth chattering]
That's much better.
[exhales sharply]
Must be a bad case
of heartburn.
Oh, rats. A rainstorm.
The Florida weather
is so unpredictable.
Might as well check out
the new digs.
[beating]
Ooh. A gym.
I've always wanted
my very own punching bag.
[bell dings]
Ahhh!
[gasps weakly]
Heart palpa... patations.
Oh, wow! A jacuzzi.
I love jacuzzis.
Cannonball!
[rumbling]
[groaning] Oh...
Indigestion.
[gasps]
Uh-oh.
With all this travelling,
I forgot to charge my phone.
What luck.
There's a charging cable
right here.
[straining]
[beeping]
Gee, this place is pretty bare.
Maybe I'll go online shopping
and spruce the place up.
[happily] Ooh...
Look at all this hip decor.
[sighs in exasperation]
What the heck is
going on in there?
Package delivery.
But I didn't order anything.
Read the label.
[muffled] Sign here, please.
Have a good day.
Oh boy!
Now I'm really styling.
I can finally throw
a big house party
and invite all my friends.
[birds screeching]
All right, everyone.
Let's par-tay!
[upbeat music plays]
[muffled music]
I never thought I'd say this...
But I gotta get rid of this
belly full of birds.
[whistles] Hey, buddy!
There's all the birds
you can eat up here.
[gulps]
[stomach growling]
[muffled screaming]
Well, that takes care of that.
[muffled music continues]
[Sylvester] Hey!
What the heck
is going on in there?
[growls furiously]
[exhales]
Well, if you can't beat 'em...
Mind if I join?
Of course not, puddy tat.
Granny, you're here too?
You bet, Tweety.
There's no way I'd miss
your cage-warming party.
[theme music plays]
[victorious music plays]
[stuttering] Wow.
My very first small business.
Pork and Beans
[stutters] coffee shop.
Eh... with all the dough
I'm going to make,
I should be opening up
[stutters] a pizza shop.
[laughs]
[laughs heartily]
[whimpers]
[soft instrumental music plays]
[stutters] Oh, gosh.
I can't believe
Halloween's already over
and... and there's still not
a single customer.
[sighs in despair]
Eh... What am I gonna do?
-[doorbell chimes]
-[door opens]
Oh-oh. Hurray.
A... customer.
Uh, good afternoon, ma'am.
Uh, will... won't you...
What can I get you?
I am a very rich, young man.
Very rich.
And I have many influential
high society acquaintances.
Coffee lovers, all.
If you make me
the perfect drink,
word will spread
and your shop will become
the next hot coffee spot.
[angrily] But if you fail
I will destroy you!
[gulps]
Now, I'd like
one double half mocha,
extra sugar, triple espresso,
quarter decaf,
26% lactose free range,
non-dairy milk, on the rocks,
hold the sugar, hold the ice.
Extra dairy, please.
[hesitant] Uh...
Can you repeat the--
Not to worry, madam.
You're in good hands here
at Pork and Beans.
I'll be making
your beverage here today
and there is no concoction
we can't crack.
Not even your double half
mocha quadruple extra rocks...
Uh... your coffee!
[lisping] You'll be
surely satisfied
sipping your coffee
in this situation.
Who is this distasteful duck?
Oh, he... That's just
the kitchen hand.
He'll be in the...
back out of the way.
[laughs]
I'll be out in a jiffy.
Whoo-hoo!
You see...[stammer]
he's really quite capable.
What is coffee?
Think. Think, think, think!
Oh! I know what coffee is.
But how do I make it?
Think, think, think!
Coffee beans!
[jar breaking]
What was that?
[nervously] Uh...
Nothing to worry about.
He's just...
prepping the kitchen.
Time to grind these beans.
[whistling]
[whistling]
Time to fire up
the old espresso machine.
Huh?
Hmm...
Just gotta... put the beans in.
[grunts]
[whirring]
[spluttering]
She's gonna blow!
Huh. Would you look at tha--
-[explosion]
-[rumbling]
The noise level here
is simply outrageous.
It is not looking
good for you, piggy.
Time to add the milk.
[shivering]
Do you mind?
You can't get it
fresher than this.
Now we gotta steam the milk.
Ah. I can already feel
my pores unclogging.
[birds squawking]
[horn tooting]
I demand to know
what is going on around here
this instant!
Almost done, Milady.
-[birds screeching]
-Oh...
What are these filthy birds
doing in here?
I washed my hands,
I'll have you know.
Uh... Come on, Daffy.
She's gonna...
write a bad review for me.
[stutters] And then we'll...
We'll both be ruined.
Don't worry, chum.
All I have to do is
add the whipped cream.
[chuckles]
How hard could that be?
Okay... Don't let me down.
Yes, siree.
Just got to add
the whipped cream
and presto espresso.
[squeaks]
Hmm...
[squeaks]
[frustrated grunt]
[Daffy groaning]
If you need...
Just one second, ma'am.
Uh... Daffy?
Da... Daffy, where are you?
I... I need that drink.
[muttering]
Wow. Daffy's outdone himself.
[lady furiously]
I shall be leaving now!
[annoyed grunt]
Excuse me, miss.
Your... double half mocha,
quarter decaf,
26% lactose free range milk,
on the rocks,
hold the ice, is served.
Sorry it took so long.
You... can't rush perfection.
We'll see about that.
[sniffs]
I've smelled worse.
[slurping]
[gulps]
It's...
It's...
wonderful!
I love it!
I bet you say that
to all the ducks, don't you?
[kisses]
[laughs maniacally]
[laughs maniacally]
Well, I guess
she liked the...
[stutters]
latte!
[lady laughs]
[theme music plays]
[theme music plays]
[Granny]
That goes there...
And we're all set to go.
Okay, Tweety, I'm going to bed.
Make sure to get plenty of rest
for our big move
to Florida in the morning.
Oh boy! Florida!
Nothing can hold a candle
to the Panhandle.
Goodnight, Granny.
I'll see you in the morning.
[squeaking]
That's right, little bird.
Get ready to relocate
to my stomach.
[laughs maliciously]
Grannies are too trusting.
Always leaving doors unlocked.
[sucking]
[gulps]
[excitedly] I can't believe
I finally got him.
Ah. This looks like a
nice place to digest.
[rumbles]
Huh. I guess we moved
to Florida already.
Granny must have moved me
into my new cage
while I was sleeping.
Not bad. Not bad.
Gosh. It's awfully
dark in here.
I could really use some light.
Granny won't mind
if I built a quick fire.
[ribs snapping]
[grunting and groaning]
[teeth chattering]
That's much better.
[exhales sharply]
Must be a bad case
of heartburn.
Oh, rats. A rainstorm.
The Florida weather
is so unpredictable.
Might as well check out
the new digs.
[beating]
Ooh. A gym.
I've always wanted
my very own punching bag.
[bell dings]
Ahhh!
[gasps weakly]
Heart palpa... patations.
Oh, wow! A jacuzzi.
I love jacuzzis.
Cannonball!
[rumbling]
[groaning] Oh...
Indigestion.
[gasps]
Uh-oh.
With all this travelling,
I forgot to charge my phone.
What luck.
There's a charging cable
right here.
[straining]
[beeping]
Gee, this place is pretty bare.
Maybe I'll go online shopping
and spruce the place up.
[happily] Ooh...
Look at all this hip decor.
[sighs in exasperation]
What the heck is
going on in there?
Package delivery.
But I didn't order anything.
Read the label.
[muffled] Sign here, please.
Have a good day.
Oh boy!
Now I'm really styling.
I can finally throw
a big house party
and invite all my friends.
[birds screeching]
All right, everyone.
Let's par-tay!
[upbeat music plays]
[muffled music]
I never thought I'd say this...
But I gotta get rid of this
belly full of birds.
[whistles] Hey, buddy!
There's all the birds
you can eat up here.
[gulps]
[stomach growling]
[muffled screaming]
Well, that takes care of that.
[muffled music continues]
[Sylvester] Hey!
What the heck
is going on in there?
[growls furiously]
[exhales]
Well, if you can't beat 'em...
Mind if I join?
Of course not, puddy tat.
Granny, you're here too?
You bet, Tweety.
There's no way I'd miss
your cage-warming party.
[theme music plays]