Living Single (1993–1998): Season 1, Episode 11 - The Naked Truth - full transcript
Come on, hurry up,
we're ready to go.
I have never seen
anyone get so excited
about going to a salad bar.
Not just any salad bar.
Veggie World.
52 varieties of croutons,
including nutmeg and pimento.
Mmm, yum, yummy.
Quick, turn on the television.
Regine, we're on
our way to dinner.
Girl, I'm going to be on TV!
There's got to be some
FCC law against that.
I'm walking down
the street, right?
And boom! A camera's in my face.
This could change my whole life.
Ooh! Ooh, look, there
I am! Check me out.
Maria Stone, WAKD News.
What are your feelings
about Proposition 21?
Uh, can't say I have any.
Another concerned
voter. Back to you, Jim.
Well?
You know, Veggie World just
added chunky cheddar dressing...
To the baked potato bar.
♪ Check, check, check it out ♪
♪ Check, check, check it out ♪
♪ What you want?
No free position ♪
♪ We are living single ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Yes, we are living
a single life, yeah ♪
♪ We are living single ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Ooh, in a '90s kind of world ♪
♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪
♪ Keep your head up ♪
♪ What? ♪
♪ Keep your head up ♪
♪ That's right ♪
♪ Whenever this
life gets tough ♪
♪ You got to fight with ♪
♪ My homegirl
standing to my left ♪
♪ And my right ♪
♪ True blue, and
tight like glue ♪
♪ We are living single ♪
♪ Ooh, in a '90s kind of world ♪
♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪
♪ Aah ♪
Okay, this one's for Regine.
Truth or challenge?
Oh, please, girl. Truth.
Would you ever date a brother
with a played‐out hairstyle?
Not even on a bet.
Now, Regine, you know that
brother you dated last month
had a serious process.
Excuse you.
David had naturally curly hair.
And he got it by wearing a
shower cap for two hours.
Ladies, ladies, ladies,
can't we play this game
in a civilized fashion, the way
the manufacturer intended?
Overton, man,
women dish each other
and call it a communication.
And then when they
get it down to a science
they get married and do
the same thing to us men.
Khadijah, this one's for
you. Truth or challenge?
I have no secrets.
Do you think sex
without love is a sin?
If it is, I'll see you in hell.
This is a lot more than we
wanted to know about you, lady.
Wait, my turn, my turn.
This is for Synclaire.
Truth or challenge?
I'll take the challenge.
I challenge you to
answer this question.
Okay.
Have you ever lied to get
out of an awkward situation?
Well, I did lie when I told
Max I liked her in her red suit.
Which red suit? I
have a lot of red suits.
Take your pick. You
don't look so good in red.
Crush and crush.
You women are so petty.
You don't hear men
talking to each other like this.
Oh, you're right, Kyle,
'cause you talk about
Overton behind his back.
What'd you say, Kyle?
I don't know, man. Nothing
I wouldn't say to your face.
How about that
two‐day rant you went on
after Overton went along
on your date with Melissa?
Mm‐hmm.
And you invited me, man.
And you were supposed to say no.
I only asked you so I could
look sensitive and friendly.
But I sat behind
you in the theater.
Yeah, and you
reached for the Raisinets
right when I was
going for the bonbons.
Hello, hello. The last
question was for me,
and I believe I've answered
it. Let's just move on.
Yeah.
Oh, hell, no.
I'm sure Kyle has more to say.
Overton, man,
don't be so sensitive.
How you going to
call me sensitive,
Mr. "I Need a Baby
Wipe for My Behind"?
Stick and move, Overton.
Stick and move.
First of all, they are called
personal cleansing cloths, okay?
And at least I do
have the courtesy
to close the bathroom
door, Dr. Funkenstein.
No, he didn't. I
wouldn't take that.
I wouldn't take that!
So you're going
to go there, huh?
Oh, yeah, I'm driving.
Why don't you let me
drive you both upstairs?
Are you sure there's not
any more of my business
you'd like to put out in
the street before we leave?
Well, I might be
inclined to tell them
about that machine you
use to trim your nose hairs,
but I ain't going to do that.
Oh, so you...
I can't believe
they're still fighting.
Ooh, Overton just brought
Kyle's mother into it.
Oh, they're about to box.
Maybe we should
stop up for a visit.
You are awful.
You started this
whole thing, Max.
I did, didn't I?
Ah, it's a gift. I don't own it.
Shh!
I can't hear. I can't hear.
Okay, Kyle's talking
about Overton's tools
always lying around,
and Kyle's offering
to put them away.
Aw, sookie, sookie, now.
Ooh, look.
Kyle's albums just
went flying into the street.
What?
Oh, not the albums.
You know how Kyle
feels about those albums.
He'd mate with them if he could.
You know he's tried.
Oh! Somebody's on the move.
Oh!
Ooh, yes!
Whoa.
I'm looking at an eyeball.
Overton.
Kyle and I had a fight.
Really?
It seems that Kyle
thinks I'm underfoot.
He thinks I'm in the way.
I know I'm not staying any
place where I'm not wanted.
You, uh, mind if
I use the phone?
I want to call the YMCA.
Oh.
I'm sure there's a
cot with my name on it
somewhere in this big,
lonely, concrete jungle.
Oh, nonsense, Overton.
You can stay with us.
No, he cannot.
Why don't we just
all take a vote?
We? You don't even live here.
Technicality. All
those in favor?
It's settled. Overton stays.
I cannot believe this.
Oh, Rey, don't get
your wig twisted.
I mean, they're guys.
I'm sure they'll
squash this whole thing
before we even go to bed.
Uh, y'all want to help
me with the heavy stuff?
Good morning, Overton.
What are you doing?
Cutting Kyle out
of all of my pictures.
Hey, here's you
guys at Shea Stadium.
Yeah, and that's
Kyle in seat G‐7.
This must be very
hard for you, huh?
Yeah, but your
radiant morning glow
has turned my
lemons into lemonade.
Morning.
Oh, my.
Overton, we women have
a little something called
a morning routine.
That is when we make
ourselves presentable
for men that we care about.
Why don't you
move these pictures
out of the way so
I could sit down.
Oh, excuse me.
What's up, people? Mind
if I grab a cup of coffee?
We're just a regular
bed‐and‐breakfast.
I just want breakfast.
I do the bedding
over at my place.
Overton.
What's up with the
paper dolls, man?
Just getting rid of all my
memories of old what's‐his‐name.
You know, some signs we stole
and some pictures and some
letters he asked me to mail.
You're taking this
kind of hard, huh?
Wouldn't you, if
your ex‐best friend
turned on you like
an ingrown toenail?
Oh, that's so painful.
I had one last week. See.
Synclaire, put it away.
But I was just... No. Now.
Don't blame Synclaire.
I brought up the topic.
I'm gonna go and shave.
Good idea.
Overton, we have
a bathroom for that.
You know, it's funny how every
household has their own rules.
Oh, yeah.
Whoo.
♪ I feel good... ♪
♪ Obie in the bathtub... ♪
Overton, get out!
I am so sorry,
Khadijah, I swear.
I didn't see anything, nothing.
Overton, get out!
Is everybody alright?
What happened?
I just saw Khadijah naked.
I'm devastated.
Thanks, Overton.
Now, isn't this poetic justice?
You vote to have him here.
He sees you naked.
Long live democracy.
You know, Kyle's right.
I just get in the way.
Then get your ass out.
Jose, porque siempre
estas metiendote en me vida?
Eres como una mosca!
Uh‐uh.
Oh, hey.
Hey.
Sorry again, Khadijah.
Overton, drop it.
The flowers at work
were more than enough.
Everybody liked the card,
"Sorry I saw you naked."
Okay, well, I‐I'll just
stay out of your way.
I'm going to go back
here and read my book.
Tools of Tomorrow.
You let me know if I'm turning
these pages too loud, okay?
You will not believe
what I ate today.
A mountain of fudge,
a tub of caramel corn,
and washed it down
with a bag of chips.
That time of the month.
I didn't hear that.
You're still here.
Yep, but it's just like I'm not.
See the last thing I
want to do is make you
feel uncomfortable
in your own home‐‐
the way that Kyle did me.
And, Khadijah,
you get the urge to prance
around in your birthday suit,
you go right ahead, because
my eyes will be out this window.
Oh, Lord, Max is undressing
with the shades up.
Has the whole world gone naked?
Maybe I should just
pack up my steamer trunk
and hit the curb.
Overton, you do not have to go.
But you got to promise to chill.
Look, you trying so
hard not to be in the way,
you're trippin'
all over yourself.
Just kick back. Put
your feet up on the table.
Really?
Sure.
Wow. Kyle never lets
me do this at home.
What you mean
Kyle never lets you?
Don't let him run you.
Oh, he doesn't run me.
He just suggests things‐‐
over and over again,
until I do what he says.
Oh, Overton, it's not healthy
to let people walk
all over you‐‐
unless of course that
someone employs you
and gives you a place to live.
Then you just
don't have a choice.
You know, that's a good point.
I should have a
long talk with Kyle.
Sure. Go right upstairs.
Yeah, why don't you take
your bags for good luck.
Oh, look who's here.
There is a god.
Yes, well, I have
been called that before.
So, how's it going, Overton?
Oh, sure.
Think you can just swagger
in here like nothing is wrong.
Let me tell you something,
you're not the boss of me.
Obie, man, you're trippin'.
No, I'm not trippin'. For
the first time in a long time
my head is on straight,
thanks to my new best
friends who let me be me.
I don't have to stand here
and listen to this, alright?
I'll be upstairs if
you'd like to talk.
No, we can settle it right here.
All you got to do is apologize.
For what, man?
Look, I'm going home.
Are you coming?
I have a home right here.
And this is where I'll be
when you decide you're sorry.
Well, then you had better
file a change of address,
because you are not
getting an apology from me.
Get out of our house!
Perfect.
Ooh, girl, uh‐huh!
Ooh, that Brian
sounds like a live one.
Who are you tellin'?
So when y'all going out again?
Soon as he recovers from
what I did to him last night.
Yeah, you put a
hurtin' on him, huh, girl?
Overton, this is girl talk.
Got you.
But, uh, if you need
a man's opinion,
I'll be in the kitchen.
Hey, Synclaire. You still
reading that murder mystery?
Only have three
pages left to go.
The detective just rounded
up the suspects for a big dinner.
Oh, that's the best part.
And who would have thought
that the archbishop
had a twin who did it?
Who would have thought? Yeah.
He must go.
Well, welcome aboard, Synclaire.
Sure, get rid of him now that
I've got him doing my laundry.
And picking up my dry‐cleaning.
Look, you asked him to
stay, you tell him to go.
No! I can't break his heart
into a gabillion little pieces.
No.
I don't know how you
stand up without a spine.
Overton, I got to talk to you.
Nope. Me first.
Being here the past couple days,
I realized that I'm not
just your handyman,
I'm your friend.
When I was in trouble,
you were there for me,
and I'm never gonna forget it.
Here.
It's my very first glue gun.
See? It's symbolic
of our friendship.
True blue, and tight like glue.
And don't look down the barrel.
You can glue your eyes shut.
So, what did you
want to tell me?
Um, Regine... wants, uh,
light starch on the laundry.
Allow us to review
our previous offer.
You apologize to Overton,
we give you unlimited
refrigerator access
for a month.
Home‐cooked meals delivered
to your apartment on a tray.
We even provide
fresh flower garnish.
Tulips are our specialty.
Now, I love tulips as
much as the next guy,
but I can't help you. I
am not going to apologize.
Let me sweeten the deal.
No sniping for two weeks.
Is that the best you can do?
Oh, come on, Kyle, be a man.
Max, if I were half the man
you are, maybe I'd be willing.
See how I didn't touch that?
Just a taste of
what could be yours
if you'd just take Overton back.
Kyle, you have no idea what
we've been going through.
Ah... putting his feet
up on the coffee table.
Shaving in the
kitchen sink. Uh‐huh.
Has he started singing
his homemade songs yet?
♪ Handyman ♪
♪ Oh, handyman ♪
♪ I need you to
fix my sink again ♪
I missed that little ditty.
Yeah, well, I haven't.
♪ I'm very handy ♪
♪ I am a real... ♪
Party on.
Okay, fine, leave.
But he misses you.
Really?
It's too bad.
♪ Oh, handy ♪
♪ Well, you drill and
you paint without flaking ♪
♪ And I peel you away ♪
♪ Oh, handy... ♪
Now, here's a Kodak moment.
When you are through
with your witty repartee,
would you put your hands
on this plunger, please?
Well, it is my job. Mm‐hmm.
And I warned you
about those baby wipes.
So, how's it living
with the ladies?
Oh, it's cool.
Educational.
Saw Khadijah naked.
Max, too.
So how is it living
here all alone?
Having fun with your albums?
Yeah, what's left of them.
Yeah, nothing flies like A
Jackson Five Christmas.
That was really small, man.
No smaller than dropping
a man's heritage hammer
down the dumbwaiter.
Okay, okay, so things
got a little out of control.
Hey, man, but what you
said? That really hurt, man.
Overton, man, what did I say?
You said...
something about, um...
buying the wrong candy
or mooching off your bonbons.
No, no, it was something about
getting the wrong
seats in the theater
or getting butter
flavor on the popcorn?
No, that wasn't it.
You know, honestly, man,
I really can't remember.
Me, either.
But I only said what I said
because of what you said.
So, wait. It‐it sounds like
there's really nothing
to apologize for.
Hmm. Guess not.
Well, then what do you say
we just forget all this
and you move back in.
Look, I'm not telling
you. I'm asking you.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Ladies might
take it kind of hard.
I have a feeling they're
gonna be okay with this.
Alright?
Oh, and I got a
welcome‐back present for you.
A sink full of dirty dishes.
A‐ha! It's your week.
Yeah, well, uh,
maybe I'll just stay
with the ladies until‐‐
a‐ha!‐‐ it's your week.
So, well, maybe we can
just bend the rules a little bit.
That what I thought. Uh‐huh.
Oh, and...
and there was nothing
clogging up the toilet.
Uh, yeah, I know.
Think you're slick, don't you?
Watchdog.
Bow‐wow.
Now that Overton's
not staying with us,
I really miss him.
He's only been gone 30 minutes.
It's not the same.
It's just not the same.
The fact that they had to
stay here at all is ridiculous.
And Kyle talking about
how petty women are.
Those two were just childish.
For real. I mean,
falling out over nothing.
Well, now, you
wouldn't be too pleased
if I blurted out your business.
We do that all day.
Yes, but you would have
killed me if I had told everybody
that when you were 13 you
had a crush on Jimmy Walker.
Ooh! Mmm!
You damn skippy. Matter of fact,
you need to forget you
know that bit of information.
Ooh!
How about freshman
year in college,
when Khadijah belched in
the star quarterback's face.
Oh, God.
After eating onions.
Well, mine tops all those.
When we were five,
Khadijah used to have
luncheons with her dollies.
Synclaire, that's
not embarrassing.
She breast‐fed them.
we're ready to go.
I have never seen
anyone get so excited
about going to a salad bar.
Not just any salad bar.
Veggie World.
52 varieties of croutons,
including nutmeg and pimento.
Mmm, yum, yummy.
Quick, turn on the television.
Regine, we're on
our way to dinner.
Girl, I'm going to be on TV!
There's got to be some
FCC law against that.
I'm walking down
the street, right?
And boom! A camera's in my face.
This could change my whole life.
Ooh! Ooh, look, there
I am! Check me out.
Maria Stone, WAKD News.
What are your feelings
about Proposition 21?
Uh, can't say I have any.
Another concerned
voter. Back to you, Jim.
Well?
You know, Veggie World just
added chunky cheddar dressing...
To the baked potato bar.
♪ Check, check, check it out ♪
♪ Check, check, check it out ♪
♪ What you want?
No free position ♪
♪ We are living single ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Yes, we are living
a single life, yeah ♪
♪ We are living single ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Ooh, in a '90s kind of world ♪
♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪
♪ Keep your head up ♪
♪ What? ♪
♪ Keep your head up ♪
♪ That's right ♪
♪ Whenever this
life gets tough ♪
♪ You got to fight with ♪
♪ My homegirl
standing to my left ♪
♪ And my right ♪
♪ True blue, and
tight like glue ♪
♪ We are living single ♪
♪ Ooh, in a '90s kind of world ♪
♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪
♪ Aah ♪
Okay, this one's for Regine.
Truth or challenge?
Oh, please, girl. Truth.
Would you ever date a brother
with a played‐out hairstyle?
Not even on a bet.
Now, Regine, you know that
brother you dated last month
had a serious process.
Excuse you.
David had naturally curly hair.
And he got it by wearing a
shower cap for two hours.
Ladies, ladies, ladies,
can't we play this game
in a civilized fashion, the way
the manufacturer intended?
Overton, man,
women dish each other
and call it a communication.
And then when they
get it down to a science
they get married and do
the same thing to us men.
Khadijah, this one's for
you. Truth or challenge?
I have no secrets.
Do you think sex
without love is a sin?
If it is, I'll see you in hell.
This is a lot more than we
wanted to know about you, lady.
Wait, my turn, my turn.
This is for Synclaire.
Truth or challenge?
I'll take the challenge.
I challenge you to
answer this question.
Okay.
Have you ever lied to get
out of an awkward situation?
Well, I did lie when I told
Max I liked her in her red suit.
Which red suit? I
have a lot of red suits.
Take your pick. You
don't look so good in red.
Crush and crush.
You women are so petty.
You don't hear men
talking to each other like this.
Oh, you're right, Kyle,
'cause you talk about
Overton behind his back.
What'd you say, Kyle?
I don't know, man. Nothing
I wouldn't say to your face.
How about that
two‐day rant you went on
after Overton went along
on your date with Melissa?
Mm‐hmm.
And you invited me, man.
And you were supposed to say no.
I only asked you so I could
look sensitive and friendly.
But I sat behind
you in the theater.
Yeah, and you
reached for the Raisinets
right when I was
going for the bonbons.
Hello, hello. The last
question was for me,
and I believe I've answered
it. Let's just move on.
Yeah.
Oh, hell, no.
I'm sure Kyle has more to say.
Overton, man,
don't be so sensitive.
How you going to
call me sensitive,
Mr. "I Need a Baby
Wipe for My Behind"?
Stick and move, Overton.
Stick and move.
First of all, they are called
personal cleansing cloths, okay?
And at least I do
have the courtesy
to close the bathroom
door, Dr. Funkenstein.
No, he didn't. I
wouldn't take that.
I wouldn't take that!
So you're going
to go there, huh?
Oh, yeah, I'm driving.
Why don't you let me
drive you both upstairs?
Are you sure there's not
any more of my business
you'd like to put out in
the street before we leave?
Well, I might be
inclined to tell them
about that machine you
use to trim your nose hairs,
but I ain't going to do that.
Oh, so you...
I can't believe
they're still fighting.
Ooh, Overton just brought
Kyle's mother into it.
Oh, they're about to box.
Maybe we should
stop up for a visit.
You are awful.
You started this
whole thing, Max.
I did, didn't I?
Ah, it's a gift. I don't own it.
Shh!
I can't hear. I can't hear.
Okay, Kyle's talking
about Overton's tools
always lying around,
and Kyle's offering
to put them away.
Aw, sookie, sookie, now.
Ooh, look.
Kyle's albums just
went flying into the street.
What?
Oh, not the albums.
You know how Kyle
feels about those albums.
He'd mate with them if he could.
You know he's tried.
Oh! Somebody's on the move.
Oh!
Ooh, yes!
Whoa.
I'm looking at an eyeball.
Overton.
Kyle and I had a fight.
Really?
It seems that Kyle
thinks I'm underfoot.
He thinks I'm in the way.
I know I'm not staying any
place where I'm not wanted.
You, uh, mind if
I use the phone?
I want to call the YMCA.
Oh.
I'm sure there's a
cot with my name on it
somewhere in this big,
lonely, concrete jungle.
Oh, nonsense, Overton.
You can stay with us.
No, he cannot.
Why don't we just
all take a vote?
We? You don't even live here.
Technicality. All
those in favor?
It's settled. Overton stays.
I cannot believe this.
Oh, Rey, don't get
your wig twisted.
I mean, they're guys.
I'm sure they'll
squash this whole thing
before we even go to bed.
Uh, y'all want to help
me with the heavy stuff?
Good morning, Overton.
What are you doing?
Cutting Kyle out
of all of my pictures.
Hey, here's you
guys at Shea Stadium.
Yeah, and that's
Kyle in seat G‐7.
This must be very
hard for you, huh?
Yeah, but your
radiant morning glow
has turned my
lemons into lemonade.
Morning.
Oh, my.
Overton, we women have
a little something called
a morning routine.
That is when we make
ourselves presentable
for men that we care about.
Why don't you
move these pictures
out of the way so
I could sit down.
Oh, excuse me.
What's up, people? Mind
if I grab a cup of coffee?
We're just a regular
bed‐and‐breakfast.
I just want breakfast.
I do the bedding
over at my place.
Overton.
What's up with the
paper dolls, man?
Just getting rid of all my
memories of old what's‐his‐name.
You know, some signs we stole
and some pictures and some
letters he asked me to mail.
You're taking this
kind of hard, huh?
Wouldn't you, if
your ex‐best friend
turned on you like
an ingrown toenail?
Oh, that's so painful.
I had one last week. See.
Synclaire, put it away.
But I was just... No. Now.
Don't blame Synclaire.
I brought up the topic.
I'm gonna go and shave.
Good idea.
Overton, we have
a bathroom for that.
You know, it's funny how every
household has their own rules.
Oh, yeah.
Whoo.
♪ I feel good... ♪
♪ Obie in the bathtub... ♪
Overton, get out!
I am so sorry,
Khadijah, I swear.
I didn't see anything, nothing.
Overton, get out!
Is everybody alright?
What happened?
I just saw Khadijah naked.
I'm devastated.
Thanks, Overton.
Now, isn't this poetic justice?
You vote to have him here.
He sees you naked.
Long live democracy.
You know, Kyle's right.
I just get in the way.
Then get your ass out.
Jose, porque siempre
estas metiendote en me vida?
Eres como una mosca!
Uh‐uh.
Oh, hey.
Hey.
Sorry again, Khadijah.
Overton, drop it.
The flowers at work
were more than enough.
Everybody liked the card,
"Sorry I saw you naked."
Okay, well, I‐I'll just
stay out of your way.
I'm going to go back
here and read my book.
Tools of Tomorrow.
You let me know if I'm turning
these pages too loud, okay?
You will not believe
what I ate today.
A mountain of fudge,
a tub of caramel corn,
and washed it down
with a bag of chips.
That time of the month.
I didn't hear that.
You're still here.
Yep, but it's just like I'm not.
See the last thing I
want to do is make you
feel uncomfortable
in your own home‐‐
the way that Kyle did me.
And, Khadijah,
you get the urge to prance
around in your birthday suit,
you go right ahead, because
my eyes will be out this window.
Oh, Lord, Max is undressing
with the shades up.
Has the whole world gone naked?
Maybe I should just
pack up my steamer trunk
and hit the curb.
Overton, you do not have to go.
But you got to promise to chill.
Look, you trying so
hard not to be in the way,
you're trippin'
all over yourself.
Just kick back. Put
your feet up on the table.
Really?
Sure.
Wow. Kyle never lets
me do this at home.
What you mean
Kyle never lets you?
Don't let him run you.
Oh, he doesn't run me.
He just suggests things‐‐
over and over again,
until I do what he says.
Oh, Overton, it's not healthy
to let people walk
all over you‐‐
unless of course that
someone employs you
and gives you a place to live.
Then you just
don't have a choice.
You know, that's a good point.
I should have a
long talk with Kyle.
Sure. Go right upstairs.
Yeah, why don't you take
your bags for good luck.
Oh, look who's here.
There is a god.
Yes, well, I have
been called that before.
So, how's it going, Overton?
Oh, sure.
Think you can just swagger
in here like nothing is wrong.
Let me tell you something,
you're not the boss of me.
Obie, man, you're trippin'.
No, I'm not trippin'. For
the first time in a long time
my head is on straight,
thanks to my new best
friends who let me be me.
I don't have to stand here
and listen to this, alright?
I'll be upstairs if
you'd like to talk.
No, we can settle it right here.
All you got to do is apologize.
For what, man?
Look, I'm going home.
Are you coming?
I have a home right here.
And this is where I'll be
when you decide you're sorry.
Well, then you had better
file a change of address,
because you are not
getting an apology from me.
Get out of our house!
Perfect.
Ooh, girl, uh‐huh!
Ooh, that Brian
sounds like a live one.
Who are you tellin'?
So when y'all going out again?
Soon as he recovers from
what I did to him last night.
Yeah, you put a
hurtin' on him, huh, girl?
Overton, this is girl talk.
Got you.
But, uh, if you need
a man's opinion,
I'll be in the kitchen.
Hey, Synclaire. You still
reading that murder mystery?
Only have three
pages left to go.
The detective just rounded
up the suspects for a big dinner.
Oh, that's the best part.
And who would have thought
that the archbishop
had a twin who did it?
Who would have thought? Yeah.
He must go.
Well, welcome aboard, Synclaire.
Sure, get rid of him now that
I've got him doing my laundry.
And picking up my dry‐cleaning.
Look, you asked him to
stay, you tell him to go.
No! I can't break his heart
into a gabillion little pieces.
No.
I don't know how you
stand up without a spine.
Overton, I got to talk to you.
Nope. Me first.
Being here the past couple days,
I realized that I'm not
just your handyman,
I'm your friend.
When I was in trouble,
you were there for me,
and I'm never gonna forget it.
Here.
It's my very first glue gun.
See? It's symbolic
of our friendship.
True blue, and tight like glue.
And don't look down the barrel.
You can glue your eyes shut.
So, what did you
want to tell me?
Um, Regine... wants, uh,
light starch on the laundry.
Allow us to review
our previous offer.
You apologize to Overton,
we give you unlimited
refrigerator access
for a month.
Home‐cooked meals delivered
to your apartment on a tray.
We even provide
fresh flower garnish.
Tulips are our specialty.
Now, I love tulips as
much as the next guy,
but I can't help you. I
am not going to apologize.
Let me sweeten the deal.
No sniping for two weeks.
Is that the best you can do?
Oh, come on, Kyle, be a man.
Max, if I were half the man
you are, maybe I'd be willing.
See how I didn't touch that?
Just a taste of
what could be yours
if you'd just take Overton back.
Kyle, you have no idea what
we've been going through.
Ah... putting his feet
up on the coffee table.
Shaving in the
kitchen sink. Uh‐huh.
Has he started singing
his homemade songs yet?
♪ Handyman ♪
♪ Oh, handyman ♪
♪ I need you to
fix my sink again ♪
I missed that little ditty.
Yeah, well, I haven't.
♪ I'm very handy ♪
♪ I am a real... ♪
Party on.
Okay, fine, leave.
But he misses you.
Really?
It's too bad.
♪ Oh, handy ♪
♪ Well, you drill and
you paint without flaking ♪
♪ And I peel you away ♪
♪ Oh, handy... ♪
Now, here's a Kodak moment.
When you are through
with your witty repartee,
would you put your hands
on this plunger, please?
Well, it is my job. Mm‐hmm.
And I warned you
about those baby wipes.
So, how's it living
with the ladies?
Oh, it's cool.
Educational.
Saw Khadijah naked.
Max, too.
So how is it living
here all alone?
Having fun with your albums?
Yeah, what's left of them.
Yeah, nothing flies like A
Jackson Five Christmas.
That was really small, man.
No smaller than dropping
a man's heritage hammer
down the dumbwaiter.
Okay, okay, so things
got a little out of control.
Hey, man, but what you
said? That really hurt, man.
Overton, man, what did I say?
You said...
something about, um...
buying the wrong candy
or mooching off your bonbons.
No, no, it was something about
getting the wrong
seats in the theater
or getting butter
flavor on the popcorn?
No, that wasn't it.
You know, honestly, man,
I really can't remember.
Me, either.
But I only said what I said
because of what you said.
So, wait. It‐it sounds like
there's really nothing
to apologize for.
Hmm. Guess not.
Well, then what do you say
we just forget all this
and you move back in.
Look, I'm not telling
you. I'm asking you.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Ladies might
take it kind of hard.
I have a feeling they're
gonna be okay with this.
Alright?
Oh, and I got a
welcome‐back present for you.
A sink full of dirty dishes.
A‐ha! It's your week.
Yeah, well, uh,
maybe I'll just stay
with the ladies until‐‐
a‐ha!‐‐ it's your week.
So, well, maybe we can
just bend the rules a little bit.
That what I thought. Uh‐huh.
Oh, and...
and there was nothing
clogging up the toilet.
Uh, yeah, I know.
Think you're slick, don't you?
Watchdog.
Bow‐wow.
Now that Overton's
not staying with us,
I really miss him.
He's only been gone 30 minutes.
It's not the same.
It's just not the same.
The fact that they had to
stay here at all is ridiculous.
And Kyle talking about
how petty women are.
Those two were just childish.
For real. I mean,
falling out over nothing.
Well, now, you
wouldn't be too pleased
if I blurted out your business.
We do that all day.
Yes, but you would have
killed me if I had told everybody
that when you were 13 you
had a crush on Jimmy Walker.
Ooh! Mmm!
You damn skippy. Matter of fact,
you need to forget you
know that bit of information.
Ooh!
How about freshman
year in college,
when Khadijah belched in
the star quarterback's face.
Oh, God.
After eating onions.
Well, mine tops all those.
When we were five,
Khadijah used to have
luncheons with her dollies.
Synclaire, that's
not embarrassing.
She breast‐fed them.