Lip Sync Battle (2015–…): Season 4, Episode 9 - Michael Bolton vs. Pete Davidson - full transcript
- Hit it!
- ♪ Yeah, yeah! ♪
♪ It takes two to make
a thing go right ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah! ♪
- ♪ It takes two to make it outta sight ♪
- ♪ Hit it ♪
♪ I wanna rock right now ♪
♪ I'm Rob Base and I came to get down ♪
♪ I'm not internationally known ♪
♪ But I'm known to rock a microphone ♪
♪ Because I get stupid ♪
♪ I mean outrageous ♪
♪ Stay away from me ♪
♪ If you're contagious ♪
♪ Ladies love me, girls adore me ♪
♪ I mean even the ones
who never saw me ♪
♪ Like one, two, three, get loose now ♪
- ♪ It takes two to make ♪
- (crowd cheering)
- ♪ It takes two to make ♪
- ♪ Hit it ♪
- Yes! What's up, LSB?
- (applause and cheering)
Tonight is a battle between
love songs and late night,
and to take you on this epic journey,
- your host, LL Cool J!
- (cheering and applause)
♪ They call me Big L'y ♪
- ♪ Big silly ♪
- ♪ What? ♪
♪ Big money ♪
- ♪ Big Billy ♪
- ♪ Whoo! ♪
♪ When I'm sliding in them all,
can ya hear me? ♪
♪ I be sexing wit these bars... ♪♪
- Lemme hear you say, "Yeah!"
- CROWD: Yeah!
- Say, "Hell yeah!"
- CROWD: Hell yeah!
- Now scream!
- (crowd screams)
She sparkles!
She's remarkable!
She is... Chrissy Teigen!
(cheering)
Woo!
- What up, Chris?
- Yes! What up, LL?
- Give it up!
- (cheering)
Welcome to Lip Sync Battle.
Now, tonight is gonna be a blast.
The contenders are in the back
and they're ready to bring it,
so if you're ready
to get this thing started,
make some noise.
(cheering and applause)
- (dramatic music plays)
- Let's get this battle started!
He's a multiple Grammy
award-winning singer,
songwriter and social activist.
He's sold more than 75 million
albums and singles worldwide.
Give it up for Michael Bolton!
(cheering and applause)
And he's made you laugh on his
Comedy Central standup special, SMD.
He brings it to us every week
on Saturday Night Live.
Make some noise for Pete Davidson!
(cheering and applause)
LL: Wow!
What's up?
Hi.
(laughter)
Thanks for having me.
So welcome to the show.
We're glad to have you,
happy to be here.
- And, uh, Chrissy, I mean...
- (Chrissy laughs) I love this.
It's great.
The swagger upon walking
out, I enjoyed a lot.
Michael, especially.
(cheering and applause)
Michael, you're gonna get things
started, you come on over.
Pete, you have a seat
in the VIP, please?
- (cheering)
- Mike, come on over.
- Welcome.
- Thank you. Great to be here.
Thank you. Amazing. Amazing audience!
- (cheering and applause)
- So...
What's your first song gonna be?
- I wanna surprise 'em.
- You wanna surprise 'em. Okay, then.
- (cheering)
- Ladies and gentlemen. Uh, you know what?
Mike, I heard...
you'll need a mike for Mike and uh...
you'd also like to, uh...
have an instrument.
We about to get it on. Ladies
and gentlemen, Michael Bolton!
(cheering and applause)
♪ For all the times
that you rain on my parade ♪
♪ And all the clubs you get in
using my name ♪
♪ You think you broke my heart,
oh girl, for goodness' sake ♪
What is this?
♪ You think I'm cryin'
on my own, well, I ain't ♪
♪ And I didn't wanna write a song ♪
♪ 'Cause I didn't want
anyone thinking I still care ♪
♪ I don't, but you still
hit my phone up ♪
♪ My mama don't like you,
and she likes everyone ♪
♪ And I never like to admit
that I was wrong ♪
♪ And I've been so caught up in my job ♪
♪ Didn't see what's goin' on ♪
♪ But now I know ♪
♪ I'm better sleepin' on my own ♪
♪ 'Cause if you like
the way you look that much ♪
♪ Oh baby, you should go
and love yourself ♪
- Hey!
- ♪ And if you think ♪
♪ That I'm still holdin'
onto somethin' ♪
♪ You should go and love yourself ♪
♪ ♪
♪ 'Cause if you like the way
you look that much ♪
♪ Oh baby, you should go
and love yourself ♪
(cheering and applause)
LL: Wow!
(cheering and applause)
- LL: Chrissy!
- CHRISSY: That was beautiful.
Everyone who knows me knows
that I'm a hardcore Belieber.
We had him on the show.
I'm not kidding, like, everyone
kinda jokes about him.
He's... he's pretty sexy, I will say.
And now the combination
Michael/Bieber, I'm into it.
- I like it.
- You like that.
Justin Bolton, Michael Bieber.
(LL laughs) I like it. So, um,
Michael, what's it like being here
right now, doin' a Justin Bieber song
- on Lip Sync Battle?
- (laughs)
Um, it is so surreal and
out-of-body to be here,
because I've spent my whole life
lip syncing with volume com... you
know, notes coming out of my face,
and it took a lot of concentration,
so... and you guys were great.
- (laughter and cheering)
- CHRISSY: It's an art.
Well, lemme just say
that all of your millions of
fans all over the world...
all the fans here, and all the
millions of fans all over the world
love seeing you here tonight, bein'
vulnerable, sharin' with the world
and havin' fun and playin' with us.
We appreciate you very much.
- Make some noise for him!
- (cheering and applause)
So, Pete, what'd you think
about Michael's song choice?
- He's (bleep) dope. He's awesome.
- (laughter)
He's a legend. He's a legend. He's
adorable and nice. He's awesome.
I can't beat that. Look how cute he is.
- I'm not gonna (bleep)...
- (laughter)
- Look at that.
- (cheering and applause)
All right, Mike. You chill out
over in the VIP, hang out.
- (cheering and applause)
- Pete!
Pete, you come on over.
(cheering)
LL: Pete?
- PETE: Yeah?
- What song did you choose?
Uh, I chose a classic song,
somethin' completely
different from what he did.
- (laughter)
- Yeah, a whole 'nother thing.
- A'ight.
- Yeah.
Ladies and gentlemen, Pete Davidson!
(cheering and applause)
(One Time playing)
- ♪ Me plus you ♪
- ♪ I'mma tell you one time ♪
- ♪ One time ♪
- ♪ One time ♪
♪ One time ♪
♪ When I met you, girl, my
heart went knock, knock ♪
♪ Now them butterflies in my
stomach won't stop, stop ♪
♪ And even though it's a
struggle, love is all we got ♪
♪ So we gon' keep, keep climbin'
to the mountaintop ♪
♪ Your world is my world ♪
♪ And my fight is your fight ♪
♪ And my breath is your breath ♪
♪ When you're hurt, I'm not right ♪
♪ And, girl, you're my one love ♪
♪ My one heart ♪
♪ My one life for sure ♪
- ♪ Lemme tell you one time ♪
- ♪ Girl, I love, girl, I love you ♪
- ♪ I'mma tell you one time ♪
- ♪ Girl, I love, girl, I love you ♪
♪ And I'mma be your one guy,
you'll be my number one girl ♪
♪ Always makin' time for you ♪
- ♪ I'mma tell you one time ♪
- ♪ Girl, I love, girl, I love you ♪
- ♪ I'mma tell you one time ♪
- ♪ Girl, I love, girl, I love you ♪
♪ Shawty right there,
she's got everything I need ♪
- ♪ And I'mma tell her one time ♪
- ♪ One time, one time ♪
♪ Give you everything you need ♪
♪ Down to my last dime ♪
- ♪ She makes, she makes ♪
- ♪ I'mma tell you one time ♪
♪ She makes, she makes ♪
♪ I'mma tell you one time ♪
- ♪ She, she ♪
- ♪ I'mma tell you one time ♪
Oh!
- ♪ One time ♪
- ♪ One time ♪
(cheering)
- (thuds)
- (feedback)
Whoo!
(Chrissy laughing)
That's my move.
- Oh, that move is yours.
- That's my move.
(laughs)
Bring it around the world, Sponge Bob!
- Wow!
- LL: I love it.
- Chrissy?
- (Chrissy laughs)
It's my kinda night!
Two Bieber jams! (laughs)
Before the voice change. I
appreciate that, takin' it back.
What was it like bein' Justin
Bieber for a couple of minutes?
Uh, insanely embarrassing.
That was... that was...
(laughs)
That was very embarrassing for me.
I hope you liked it.
- (Chrissy laughs)
- (cheering and applause)
Pete, you have a seat in the VIP.
Make some noise for him!
(cheering and applause)
The first round was Bieberific.
But what else do Pete
Davidson and Michael Bolton
- have up their sleeve?
- I can't wait to find out.
Lip Sync is a wonderful thing.
- Stay right there.
- Right there, baby.
♪ And girl, you're my one love,
my one heart, my one ♪
♪ It takes two
to make a thing go right ♪
Lip Sync Battle is back,
and Michael Bolton,
who's no stranger to rockin' crowds
with a whole Lotta soul, is ready
to bring that Grammy-winning energy
- to LSB. Let's check him out.
- (cheers and applause)
Morning in beautiful suburbia.
(laughter)
I have no idea what I'm doin', so...
I'm kind of a nervous wreck.
I'm really not, actually,
so I'm in denial.
But as soon as I come out of denial...
I'm a nervous wreck.
(laughs)
- (cheers and applause)
- WOMAN: Yes!
That felt good, right?
_
MICHAEL: I can sing When
a Man Loves a Woman
all day or all night.
But here, you have to go...
♪ ♪
By nature, I'm very competitive.
I'm gonna be, like,
makin' faces at him and stuff
during his performance.
- LL: Thanks for bein' here, man.
- Thanks for havin' me, man.
- You're gonna have a good time.
- I'm... I'm gonna throw up.
I tried to jinx him, get
into his head a little bit,
but it didn't work.
He just kept saying four-letter words.
I gotta (bleep) and (bleep).
(laughs)
_
_
Yeah... No, I gotta pee and (bleep).
If I win, that's great. If Pete wins...
that sucks. (laughs)
(cheers and applause)
- (serene music playing)
- (birds chirping)
(music slows, stops)
(Gangsta's Paradise playing)
(laughter)
♪ As I walk through the valley
of the shadow of death ♪
♪ I take a look at my life and
realize there's nothing left ♪
♪ 'Cause I've been blastin'
and laughin' so long ♪
♪ That even my momma thinks
that my mind is gone ♪
(laughing)
♪ But I ain't never crossed a
man that didn't deserve it ♪
♪ Me be treated like a punk,
you know that's unheard of ♪
♪ You better watch how you
talkin' and where you walkin' ♪
♪ Or you and your homies
might be lined in chalk ♪
♪ I really hate to trip,
but I gotta loc ♪
♪ As they croak I see myself
in the pistol smoke ♪
♪ Fool, I'm the kinda G the
little homies wanna be like ♪
♪ On my knees in the night, sayin'
prayers in the street light ♪
♪ Been spending most their lives
livin' in a gangsta's paradise ♪
♪ Been spending most their lives
livin' in a gangsta's paradise ♪
♪ We keep spending most our lives ♪
♪ Livin' in a gangsta's paradise ♪
♪ We keep spending most our lives ♪
♪ Livin' in a gangsta's paradise ♪
♪ Tell me why are we so blind to see ♪
♪ That the ones we hurt
are you and me? ♪
♪ Ahhhhhhhhhh ♪
(cheers and applause)
Thank you. Thank you, yeah.
Oh, thanks. Thanks.
- Yo!
- CHRISSY: What the hell?
What?
That got real dark.
(laughs) Oh my god.
I was like... I heard birds chirping.
I was like, "This is gonna be cute."
And then holy (bleep)!
That was so awesome.
You took it in a whole
different direction.
I mean, what was the mind set behind
performing Coolio on Lip Sync Battle?
Well, it... it was Coolio...
but it's also Stevie Wonder.
- Yes, it is.
- That's... that's close to my heart.
- Yes, it is.
- That's one of my great, inspiring singers.
And there's a... and it's interesting,
important social commentary,
social observation.
- (cheers and applause)
- Yo!
- CHRISSY: Oh my god.
- Pete! Will you ever recover?
That was awesome.
It's one of my favorite songs.
That was incredible.
I didn't expect that.
Did you guys expect that?
- AUDIENCE: No!
- I didn't expect that.
That was sick. Good (bleep), dude.
(cheering and applause)
Well, Mike, you can go over
to the paradise of our VIP.
Have a seat, go have a seat.
Relax. Great job.
Make noise for Michael Bolton!
(cheering and applause)
Nothing hotter than Michael
Bolton leading the charge
in Housewives Behaving Badly.
And it's not over, 'cause Pete
Davidson's got somethin' to say
when we come back. He gets to sync it.
It's the vibe. It's Lip Sync Battle.
- (cheering and applause)
- ♪ Been spending most their lives ♪
♪ Livin' in a gangsta' s paradise ♪
♪ Been spending most ♪
♪ It takes two
to make a thing go right ♪
- (cheering and applause)
- Lip Sync Battle returns,
and Pete Davidson is a man
of many characters.
But how will he do
as a potential lip sync jam?
Guess there's only one way to find out.
Hey, do you wanna walk through it?
Yes.
This is the scariest
thing I've ever done.
Like I'm... I'm being very serious.
This is definitely the...
it's... it's terrifying
to lip sync and dance
in front of people.
Yeah, that's right!
That's how you do it!
This is (bleep) nuts.
I'll do it live for sure.
I just don't wanna embarrass
myself extra amount of times.
(laughs)
Follow me to my dressing room.
Are you nervous about
what we're about to do?
This is terrifying.
- It's nerve-wracking.
- I've honestly never been more scared,
- like, ser... in all seriousness.
- MICHAEL: So it's not just me.
(bleep). He can say
(bleep), but I can't.
- (needle scratching)
- Oh!
You got Bolton to curse.
Hello, Mom.
- I'm Pete. Very nice to meet you.
- How's it going, man?
- How's it goin'?
- Thank you for havin' me.
- Thank you for bein' here.
- Appreciate it.
I go with you? Thank you again.
- No.
- Not really?
- No.
- (both laugh)
I know, like, half the words
to, like, one of them.
Hi, Michael Bolton. It's an
honor to do this with you.
I'm sure a lot of my aunts and
grandparents are very excited.
Don't you dare. You're
psychologically messin' with me.
(laughs)
- (cheering)
- ♪ Lonely Island, Michael Bolton ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ The night starts now ♪
♪ Together on the track,
the boys are back ♪
- (laughs)
- ♪ The night starts now ♪
♪ The night starts now,
baby, roll with us ♪
♪ Chickies snapping at the neck
when we rolling up ♪
- ♪ Rollin' up ♪
- ♪ Club front doors ain't no holding up ♪
♪ Black card at the bar
like I gives a f... ♪
- ♪ Come on ♪
- ♪ Ladies shifty-eyed when we walk into the set ♪
♪ The fellas looking jealous,
play that back and get wet ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
- ♪ Gun at my waist, shank in my sock ♪
♪ You either get cut,
get stuffed or get shot ♪
♪ This is the tale of
Captain Jack Sparrow ♪
♪ Pirate so brave on the seven seas ♪
♪ What? ♪
♪ A mystical quest to
the isle of Tortuga ♪
♪ Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze ♪
♪ Yeah, that was kind of weird,
but we're back in the club ♪
♪ Buying up the bar,
so the groupies show us love ♪
- ♪ Keira Knightley ♪
- ♪ Mothaflipping ice man, I'm the top gunna
- ♪ Heater on blast, I'm the number one stunna ♪
- ♪ Jack Sparrow ♪
♪ Watch your girl, 'cause I
ain't your mister nice guy ♪
♪ More like the meet ya, take
you home and... you twice guy ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
- ♪ All dressed up with nowhere to run
- ♪ I know I make you feel crazy when I ♪
- ♪ Now back to the good part ♪
♪ From the day he was born,
he yearned for adventure ♪
♪ No ♪
♪ Oh, Captain Jack
giving them what-for ♪
- ♪ Hey ♪
- ♪ He's the pauper of the surf ♪
♪ The jester of Tortuga ♪
♪ But in Davy Jones locker
just waitin' to get (bleep) ♪
♪ Just waitin' to get (bleep) ♪
Okay, turns out Michael Bolton
- is a major cinephile.
- You complete me.
Yep, yeah, okay.
(cheering and applause)
LL: You complete me!
CHRISSY: Yes!
- Woo!
- ♪ The isle of Tortuga ♪
Yo!
These are the moments I
live for on Lip Sync Battle,
Michael Bolton in a gold chain,
Pete Davidson in a Michael Bolton wig.
LL: That was great. How did it feel,
doing a song that features Michael
Bolton in front of Michael Bolton?
I mean, that's one of my favorite songs.
I heard that when I was, like, 17,
and it was my favorite
Lonely Island song.
And I was, like... this is like a
dream come true. He's the man.
That's the funniest (bleep)
video ever, so.
(cheering and applause)
Yeah.
So, Mike, you hopped on that
Lonely Island track, right?
Did you ever think that it would go
that viral, just be what it became?
Nobody knew it was going
that big. Nobody knew.
But thank you. Thank... I think it's...
I think, with this performance,
it should pass 200 million views, so...
- (laughs)
- Let's go.
Absolutely. So, Mike...
could you just... just one time for me,
just humor me with that... just hit
that "Isle of Tortuga" one time?
♪ The isle of Tortuga ♪
(cheering and applause)
Pete! (laughs) Pete, you can... (laughs)
You can have a seat in the VIP.
Mike, you can go on over
to the VIP as well.
- (cheering and applause)
- Oh, man.
Well, I thought I'd seen
everything on this show.
Then Pete Davidson and Michael
Bolton came through and took LSB
to a whole 'nother level.
When we come back, the moment of truth.
Championship time.
Yep, and the winner gets home
with this 14-karat gold, baby.
I mean, I don't know the karats, but
this belt is gold, and it's begging
to be wrapped around somebody's waist.
Excited? Me too.
- It's LSB.
- It's LSB.
♪ This is the tale
of Captain Jack Sparrow
♪ It takes two
to make a thing go right ♪
- (cheering and applause)
- Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle.
Now, tonight we laughed
and became Beliebers.
Thanks to the amazing Michael Bolton
and the hilarious Pete Davidson.
Great job tonight. Uh, Chrissy...
time to find out who the Lip Sync
Battle champ is gonna be tonight.
- (dramatic music plays)
- All right. Ladies and gentlemen...
is the Lip Sync Battle champ
Michael Bolton?
(cheering and applause)
Or... is the Lip Sync Battle
champ Pete Davidson?
(louder cheering and applause)
And the winner of Lip Sync
Battle tonight is Pete Davidson!
(cheering and applause)
You're the new Lip Sync Battle
champ. What's it feel like
to have the belt around your waist?
Embarrassing.
(laughter)
Thank you for having me.
(laughter)
This show's all about fun,
it's all about good times.
- We hope you had a good time tonight.
- It was awesome.
- Did you have a good time tonight?
- Thank you, I had a great time.
Thanks... thanks to you, and thanks
to this... amazing audience.
(cheering and applause)
Okay, so, a big thanks to Michael Bolton
and Pete Davidson
for being part of our
Lip Sync crew tonight.
And a big shout out to Lip Sync nation.
We feel the love you give us, and
we're givin' you the love right back.
One love from me, LL Cool J,
and my girl Chrissy Teigen,
and remember,
whatever you do in life,
whatever you do,
"Knock 'em out the box, L!
Knock 'em out, L!"
♪ This is the tale
of Captain Jack Sparrow ♪
♪ Pirate so brave on the seven seas ♪
♪ A mystical quest
to the isle of Tortuga ♪
♪ Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze ♪
♪ Yeah, that was kinda weird,
but we're back in the club ♪
♪ Buying up the bar
so the groupies show us love ♪
♪ Mothaflipping ice man,
I'm the top gunna ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah! ♪
♪ It takes two to make
a thing go right ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah! ♪
- ♪ It takes two to make it outta sight ♪
- ♪ Hit it ♪
♪ I wanna rock right now ♪
♪ I'm Rob Base and I came to get down ♪
♪ I'm not internationally known ♪
♪ But I'm known to rock a microphone ♪
♪ Because I get stupid ♪
♪ I mean outrageous ♪
♪ Stay away from me ♪
♪ If you're contagious ♪
♪ Ladies love me, girls adore me ♪
♪ I mean even the ones
who never saw me ♪
♪ Like one, two, three, get loose now ♪
- ♪ It takes two to make ♪
- (crowd cheering)
- ♪ It takes two to make ♪
- ♪ Hit it ♪
- Yes! What's up, LSB?
- (applause and cheering)
Tonight is a battle between
love songs and late night,
and to take you on this epic journey,
- your host, LL Cool J!
- (cheering and applause)
♪ They call me Big L'y ♪
- ♪ Big silly ♪
- ♪ What? ♪
♪ Big money ♪
- ♪ Big Billy ♪
- ♪ Whoo! ♪
♪ When I'm sliding in them all,
can ya hear me? ♪
♪ I be sexing wit these bars... ♪♪
- Lemme hear you say, "Yeah!"
- CROWD: Yeah!
- Say, "Hell yeah!"
- CROWD: Hell yeah!
- Now scream!
- (crowd screams)
She sparkles!
She's remarkable!
She is... Chrissy Teigen!
(cheering)
Woo!
- What up, Chris?
- Yes! What up, LL?
- Give it up!
- (cheering)
Welcome to Lip Sync Battle.
Now, tonight is gonna be a blast.
The contenders are in the back
and they're ready to bring it,
so if you're ready
to get this thing started,
make some noise.
(cheering and applause)
- (dramatic music plays)
- Let's get this battle started!
He's a multiple Grammy
award-winning singer,
songwriter and social activist.
He's sold more than 75 million
albums and singles worldwide.
Give it up for Michael Bolton!
(cheering and applause)
And he's made you laugh on his
Comedy Central standup special, SMD.
He brings it to us every week
on Saturday Night Live.
Make some noise for Pete Davidson!
(cheering and applause)
LL: Wow!
What's up?
Hi.
(laughter)
Thanks for having me.
So welcome to the show.
We're glad to have you,
happy to be here.
- And, uh, Chrissy, I mean...
- (Chrissy laughs) I love this.
It's great.
The swagger upon walking
out, I enjoyed a lot.
Michael, especially.
(cheering and applause)
Michael, you're gonna get things
started, you come on over.
Pete, you have a seat
in the VIP, please?
- (cheering)
- Mike, come on over.
- Welcome.
- Thank you. Great to be here.
Thank you. Amazing. Amazing audience!
- (cheering and applause)
- So...
What's your first song gonna be?
- I wanna surprise 'em.
- You wanna surprise 'em. Okay, then.
- (cheering)
- Ladies and gentlemen. Uh, you know what?
Mike, I heard...
you'll need a mike for Mike and uh...
you'd also like to, uh...
have an instrument.
We about to get it on. Ladies
and gentlemen, Michael Bolton!
(cheering and applause)
♪ For all the times
that you rain on my parade ♪
♪ And all the clubs you get in
using my name ♪
♪ You think you broke my heart,
oh girl, for goodness' sake ♪
What is this?
♪ You think I'm cryin'
on my own, well, I ain't ♪
♪ And I didn't wanna write a song ♪
♪ 'Cause I didn't want
anyone thinking I still care ♪
♪ I don't, but you still
hit my phone up ♪
♪ My mama don't like you,
and she likes everyone ♪
♪ And I never like to admit
that I was wrong ♪
♪ And I've been so caught up in my job ♪
♪ Didn't see what's goin' on ♪
♪ But now I know ♪
♪ I'm better sleepin' on my own ♪
♪ 'Cause if you like
the way you look that much ♪
♪ Oh baby, you should go
and love yourself ♪
- Hey!
- ♪ And if you think ♪
♪ That I'm still holdin'
onto somethin' ♪
♪ You should go and love yourself ♪
♪ ♪
♪ 'Cause if you like the way
you look that much ♪
♪ Oh baby, you should go
and love yourself ♪
(cheering and applause)
LL: Wow!
(cheering and applause)
- LL: Chrissy!
- CHRISSY: That was beautiful.
Everyone who knows me knows
that I'm a hardcore Belieber.
We had him on the show.
I'm not kidding, like, everyone
kinda jokes about him.
He's... he's pretty sexy, I will say.
And now the combination
Michael/Bieber, I'm into it.
- I like it.
- You like that.
Justin Bolton, Michael Bieber.
(LL laughs) I like it. So, um,
Michael, what's it like being here
right now, doin' a Justin Bieber song
- on Lip Sync Battle?
- (laughs)
Um, it is so surreal and
out-of-body to be here,
because I've spent my whole life
lip syncing with volume com... you
know, notes coming out of my face,
and it took a lot of concentration,
so... and you guys were great.
- (laughter and cheering)
- CHRISSY: It's an art.
Well, lemme just say
that all of your millions of
fans all over the world...
all the fans here, and all the
millions of fans all over the world
love seeing you here tonight, bein'
vulnerable, sharin' with the world
and havin' fun and playin' with us.
We appreciate you very much.
- Make some noise for him!
- (cheering and applause)
So, Pete, what'd you think
about Michael's song choice?
- He's (bleep) dope. He's awesome.
- (laughter)
He's a legend. He's a legend. He's
adorable and nice. He's awesome.
I can't beat that. Look how cute he is.
- I'm not gonna (bleep)...
- (laughter)
- Look at that.
- (cheering and applause)
All right, Mike. You chill out
over in the VIP, hang out.
- (cheering and applause)
- Pete!
Pete, you come on over.
(cheering)
LL: Pete?
- PETE: Yeah?
- What song did you choose?
Uh, I chose a classic song,
somethin' completely
different from what he did.
- (laughter)
- Yeah, a whole 'nother thing.
- A'ight.
- Yeah.
Ladies and gentlemen, Pete Davidson!
(cheering and applause)
(One Time playing)
- ♪ Me plus you ♪
- ♪ I'mma tell you one time ♪
- ♪ One time ♪
- ♪ One time ♪
♪ One time ♪
♪ When I met you, girl, my
heart went knock, knock ♪
♪ Now them butterflies in my
stomach won't stop, stop ♪
♪ And even though it's a
struggle, love is all we got ♪
♪ So we gon' keep, keep climbin'
to the mountaintop ♪
♪ Your world is my world ♪
♪ And my fight is your fight ♪
♪ And my breath is your breath ♪
♪ When you're hurt, I'm not right ♪
♪ And, girl, you're my one love ♪
♪ My one heart ♪
♪ My one life for sure ♪
- ♪ Lemme tell you one time ♪
- ♪ Girl, I love, girl, I love you ♪
- ♪ I'mma tell you one time ♪
- ♪ Girl, I love, girl, I love you ♪
♪ And I'mma be your one guy,
you'll be my number one girl ♪
♪ Always makin' time for you ♪
- ♪ I'mma tell you one time ♪
- ♪ Girl, I love, girl, I love you ♪
- ♪ I'mma tell you one time ♪
- ♪ Girl, I love, girl, I love you ♪
♪ Shawty right there,
she's got everything I need ♪
- ♪ And I'mma tell her one time ♪
- ♪ One time, one time ♪
♪ Give you everything you need ♪
♪ Down to my last dime ♪
- ♪ She makes, she makes ♪
- ♪ I'mma tell you one time ♪
♪ She makes, she makes ♪
♪ I'mma tell you one time ♪
- ♪ She, she ♪
- ♪ I'mma tell you one time ♪
Oh!
- ♪ One time ♪
- ♪ One time ♪
(cheering)
- (thuds)
- (feedback)
Whoo!
(Chrissy laughing)
That's my move.
- Oh, that move is yours.
- That's my move.
(laughs)
Bring it around the world, Sponge Bob!
- Wow!
- LL: I love it.
- Chrissy?
- (Chrissy laughs)
It's my kinda night!
Two Bieber jams! (laughs)
Before the voice change. I
appreciate that, takin' it back.
What was it like bein' Justin
Bieber for a couple of minutes?
Uh, insanely embarrassing.
That was... that was...
(laughs)
That was very embarrassing for me.
I hope you liked it.
- (Chrissy laughs)
- (cheering and applause)
Pete, you have a seat in the VIP.
Make some noise for him!
(cheering and applause)
The first round was Bieberific.
But what else do Pete
Davidson and Michael Bolton
- have up their sleeve?
- I can't wait to find out.
Lip Sync is a wonderful thing.
- Stay right there.
- Right there, baby.
♪ And girl, you're my one love,
my one heart, my one ♪
♪ It takes two
to make a thing go right ♪
Lip Sync Battle is back,
and Michael Bolton,
who's no stranger to rockin' crowds
with a whole Lotta soul, is ready
to bring that Grammy-winning energy
- to LSB. Let's check him out.
- (cheers and applause)
Morning in beautiful suburbia.
(laughter)
I have no idea what I'm doin', so...
I'm kind of a nervous wreck.
I'm really not, actually,
so I'm in denial.
But as soon as I come out of denial...
I'm a nervous wreck.
(laughs)
- (cheers and applause)
- WOMAN: Yes!
That felt good, right?
_
MICHAEL: I can sing When
a Man Loves a Woman
all day or all night.
But here, you have to go...
♪ ♪
By nature, I'm very competitive.
I'm gonna be, like,
makin' faces at him and stuff
during his performance.
- LL: Thanks for bein' here, man.
- Thanks for havin' me, man.
- You're gonna have a good time.
- I'm... I'm gonna throw up.
I tried to jinx him, get
into his head a little bit,
but it didn't work.
He just kept saying four-letter words.
I gotta (bleep) and (bleep).
(laughs)
_
_
Yeah... No, I gotta pee and (bleep).
If I win, that's great. If Pete wins...
that sucks. (laughs)
(cheers and applause)
- (serene music playing)
- (birds chirping)
(music slows, stops)
(Gangsta's Paradise playing)
(laughter)
♪ As I walk through the valley
of the shadow of death ♪
♪ I take a look at my life and
realize there's nothing left ♪
♪ 'Cause I've been blastin'
and laughin' so long ♪
♪ That even my momma thinks
that my mind is gone ♪
(laughing)
♪ But I ain't never crossed a
man that didn't deserve it ♪
♪ Me be treated like a punk,
you know that's unheard of ♪
♪ You better watch how you
talkin' and where you walkin' ♪
♪ Or you and your homies
might be lined in chalk ♪
♪ I really hate to trip,
but I gotta loc ♪
♪ As they croak I see myself
in the pistol smoke ♪
♪ Fool, I'm the kinda G the
little homies wanna be like ♪
♪ On my knees in the night, sayin'
prayers in the street light ♪
♪ Been spending most their lives
livin' in a gangsta's paradise ♪
♪ Been spending most their lives
livin' in a gangsta's paradise ♪
♪ We keep spending most our lives ♪
♪ Livin' in a gangsta's paradise ♪
♪ We keep spending most our lives ♪
♪ Livin' in a gangsta's paradise ♪
♪ Tell me why are we so blind to see ♪
♪ That the ones we hurt
are you and me? ♪
♪ Ahhhhhhhhhh ♪
(cheers and applause)
Thank you. Thank you, yeah.
Oh, thanks. Thanks.
- Yo!
- CHRISSY: What the hell?
What?
That got real dark.
(laughs) Oh my god.
I was like... I heard birds chirping.
I was like, "This is gonna be cute."
And then holy (bleep)!
That was so awesome.
You took it in a whole
different direction.
I mean, what was the mind set behind
performing Coolio on Lip Sync Battle?
Well, it... it was Coolio...
but it's also Stevie Wonder.
- Yes, it is.
- That's... that's close to my heart.
- Yes, it is.
- That's one of my great, inspiring singers.
And there's a... and it's interesting,
important social commentary,
social observation.
- (cheers and applause)
- Yo!
- CHRISSY: Oh my god.
- Pete! Will you ever recover?
That was awesome.
It's one of my favorite songs.
That was incredible.
I didn't expect that.
Did you guys expect that?
- AUDIENCE: No!
- I didn't expect that.
That was sick. Good (bleep), dude.
(cheering and applause)
Well, Mike, you can go over
to the paradise of our VIP.
Have a seat, go have a seat.
Relax. Great job.
Make noise for Michael Bolton!
(cheering and applause)
Nothing hotter than Michael
Bolton leading the charge
in Housewives Behaving Badly.
And it's not over, 'cause Pete
Davidson's got somethin' to say
when we come back. He gets to sync it.
It's the vibe. It's Lip Sync Battle.
- (cheering and applause)
- ♪ Been spending most their lives ♪
♪ Livin' in a gangsta' s paradise ♪
♪ Been spending most ♪
♪ It takes two
to make a thing go right ♪
- (cheering and applause)
- Lip Sync Battle returns,
and Pete Davidson is a man
of many characters.
But how will he do
as a potential lip sync jam?
Guess there's only one way to find out.
Hey, do you wanna walk through it?
Yes.
This is the scariest
thing I've ever done.
Like I'm... I'm being very serious.
This is definitely the...
it's... it's terrifying
to lip sync and dance
in front of people.
Yeah, that's right!
That's how you do it!
This is (bleep) nuts.
I'll do it live for sure.
I just don't wanna embarrass
myself extra amount of times.
(laughs)
Follow me to my dressing room.
Are you nervous about
what we're about to do?
This is terrifying.
- It's nerve-wracking.
- I've honestly never been more scared,
- like, ser... in all seriousness.
- MICHAEL: So it's not just me.
(bleep). He can say
(bleep), but I can't.
- (needle scratching)
- Oh!
You got Bolton to curse.
Hello, Mom.
- I'm Pete. Very nice to meet you.
- How's it going, man?
- How's it goin'?
- Thank you for havin' me.
- Thank you for bein' here.
- Appreciate it.
I go with you? Thank you again.
- No.
- Not really?
- No.
- (both laugh)
I know, like, half the words
to, like, one of them.
Hi, Michael Bolton. It's an
honor to do this with you.
I'm sure a lot of my aunts and
grandparents are very excited.
Don't you dare. You're
psychologically messin' with me.
(laughs)
- (cheering)
- ♪ Lonely Island, Michael Bolton ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ The night starts now ♪
♪ Together on the track,
the boys are back ♪
- (laughs)
- ♪ The night starts now ♪
♪ The night starts now,
baby, roll with us ♪
♪ Chickies snapping at the neck
when we rolling up ♪
- ♪ Rollin' up ♪
- ♪ Club front doors ain't no holding up ♪
♪ Black card at the bar
like I gives a f... ♪
- ♪ Come on ♪
- ♪ Ladies shifty-eyed when we walk into the set ♪
♪ The fellas looking jealous,
play that back and get wet ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
- ♪ Gun at my waist, shank in my sock ♪
♪ You either get cut,
get stuffed or get shot ♪
♪ This is the tale of
Captain Jack Sparrow ♪
♪ Pirate so brave on the seven seas ♪
♪ What? ♪
♪ A mystical quest to
the isle of Tortuga ♪
♪ Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze ♪
♪ Yeah, that was kind of weird,
but we're back in the club ♪
♪ Buying up the bar,
so the groupies show us love ♪
- ♪ Keira Knightley ♪
- ♪ Mothaflipping ice man, I'm the top gunna
- ♪ Heater on blast, I'm the number one stunna ♪
- ♪ Jack Sparrow ♪
♪ Watch your girl, 'cause I
ain't your mister nice guy ♪
♪ More like the meet ya, take
you home and... you twice guy ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
- ♪ All dressed up with nowhere to run
- ♪ I know I make you feel crazy when I ♪
- ♪ Now back to the good part ♪
♪ From the day he was born,
he yearned for adventure ♪
♪ No ♪
♪ Oh, Captain Jack
giving them what-for ♪
- ♪ Hey ♪
- ♪ He's the pauper of the surf ♪
♪ The jester of Tortuga ♪
♪ But in Davy Jones locker
just waitin' to get (bleep) ♪
♪ Just waitin' to get (bleep) ♪
Okay, turns out Michael Bolton
- is a major cinephile.
- You complete me.
Yep, yeah, okay.
(cheering and applause)
LL: You complete me!
CHRISSY: Yes!
- Woo!
- ♪ The isle of Tortuga ♪
Yo!
These are the moments I
live for on Lip Sync Battle,
Michael Bolton in a gold chain,
Pete Davidson in a Michael Bolton wig.
LL: That was great. How did it feel,
doing a song that features Michael
Bolton in front of Michael Bolton?
I mean, that's one of my favorite songs.
I heard that when I was, like, 17,
and it was my favorite
Lonely Island song.
And I was, like... this is like a
dream come true. He's the man.
That's the funniest (bleep)
video ever, so.
(cheering and applause)
Yeah.
So, Mike, you hopped on that
Lonely Island track, right?
Did you ever think that it would go
that viral, just be what it became?
Nobody knew it was going
that big. Nobody knew.
But thank you. Thank... I think it's...
I think, with this performance,
it should pass 200 million views, so...
- (laughs)
- Let's go.
Absolutely. So, Mike...
could you just... just one time for me,
just humor me with that... just hit
that "Isle of Tortuga" one time?
♪ The isle of Tortuga ♪
(cheering and applause)
Pete! (laughs) Pete, you can... (laughs)
You can have a seat in the VIP.
Mike, you can go on over
to the VIP as well.
- (cheering and applause)
- Oh, man.
Well, I thought I'd seen
everything on this show.
Then Pete Davidson and Michael
Bolton came through and took LSB
to a whole 'nother level.
When we come back, the moment of truth.
Championship time.
Yep, and the winner gets home
with this 14-karat gold, baby.
I mean, I don't know the karats, but
this belt is gold, and it's begging
to be wrapped around somebody's waist.
Excited? Me too.
- It's LSB.
- It's LSB.
♪ This is the tale
of Captain Jack Sparrow
♪ It takes two
to make a thing go right ♪
- (cheering and applause)
- Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle.
Now, tonight we laughed
and became Beliebers.
Thanks to the amazing Michael Bolton
and the hilarious Pete Davidson.
Great job tonight. Uh, Chrissy...
time to find out who the Lip Sync
Battle champ is gonna be tonight.
- (dramatic music plays)
- All right. Ladies and gentlemen...
is the Lip Sync Battle champ
Michael Bolton?
(cheering and applause)
Or... is the Lip Sync Battle
champ Pete Davidson?
(louder cheering and applause)
And the winner of Lip Sync
Battle tonight is Pete Davidson!
(cheering and applause)
You're the new Lip Sync Battle
champ. What's it feel like
to have the belt around your waist?
Embarrassing.
(laughter)
Thank you for having me.
(laughter)
This show's all about fun,
it's all about good times.
- We hope you had a good time tonight.
- It was awesome.
- Did you have a good time tonight?
- Thank you, I had a great time.
Thanks... thanks to you, and thanks
to this... amazing audience.
(cheering and applause)
Okay, so, a big thanks to Michael Bolton
and Pete Davidson
for being part of our
Lip Sync crew tonight.
And a big shout out to Lip Sync nation.
We feel the love you give us, and
we're givin' you the love right back.
One love from me, LL Cool J,
and my girl Chrissy Teigen,
and remember,
whatever you do in life,
whatever you do,
"Knock 'em out the box, L!
Knock 'em out, L!"
♪ This is the tale
of Captain Jack Sparrow ♪
♪ Pirate so brave on the seven seas ♪
♪ A mystical quest
to the isle of Tortuga ♪
♪ Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze ♪
♪ Yeah, that was kinda weird,
but we're back in the club ♪
♪ Buying up the bar
so the groupies show us love ♪
♪ Mothaflipping ice man,
I'm the top gunna ♪