Lip Sync Battle (2015–…): Season 4, Episode 10 - Rita Ora vs. Charli XCX - full transcript

- Hit it!
- ♪ Yeah, yeah! ♪

♪ It takes two to make
a thing go right ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah! ♪

- ♪ It takes two to make it outta sight ♪
- ♪ Hit it ♪

♪ I wanna rock right now ♪

♪ I'm Rob Base and I came to get down ♪

♪ I'm not internationally known ♪

♪ But I'm known to rock a microphone ♪

♪ Because I get stupid ♪

♪ I mean outrageous ♪

♪ Stay away from me ♪



♪ If you're contagious ♪

♪ Ladies love me, girls adore me ♪

♪ I mean even the ones
who never saw me ♪

♪ Like one, two, three, get loose now ♪

- ♪ It takes two ♪
- (crowd cheering)

♪ It takes two,
it takes two, it takes two ♪

Hello! It's Lip Sync Battle!

Tonight we are getting cheeky!

And to kick off this brilliant battle,

he's the king of LSB,

the king to my queen.

He's LL Cool J!

(hip-hop music plays)

♪ They call me Big L'y ♪



- ♪ Big silly ♪
- CHRISSY: What?

♪ Big money, big Billy ♪

Hands up, hands up, hands up!

Put your hands up! Yo! Yo!

Lemme hear you say, "Yeah!"

- CROWD: Yeah!
- Now scream!

- (crowd screams)
- ♪ Go, Chrissy, work it out now ♪

Ladies and gentlemen,
the flavor commentator,

so delightful and insightful,

she's Chrissy Teigen!

- (cheering)
- Pow! Pow!

Welcome to Lip Sync Battle! Now, you
know how we do it around here...

big hit records mixed
with massive performances

by some of your favorite stars.

And tonight's show is dedicated
to the British Invasion.

(cheering)

All right, time to meet
the battlers for tonight.

Let's go.

(rock music plays)

She's an international pop star.

She's an actress
starring in "50 Shades Freed."

Put your hands together for Rita Ora.

(cheering)

Hey!

I love you!

You guys are great!

And she is a chart-topping,
Grammy-nominated singer.

She's also a songwriter,

whose highly-anticipated third
studio album drops this year.

Make some noise for Charli XCX!

(cheering)

And because this show is a salute
to the music of our friends

across the pond,

we have a very special guest DJ.

We're so lucky to have him.

Ladies and gentlemen,
from the legendary Culture Club,

he's a true chameleon,
global icon, and music royalty.

He's Boy George!

♪ Karma, karma, karma,
karma, karma chameleon ♪

♪ You come and go, you come and go ♪

LL: Woo!

Now, George, I see you've brought

your own dance crew tonight.
You got your crew.

They're with me.
They follow me everywhere.

They're called A Nice Cup of Tea.

LL: Oh yeah!

Rita, Charli,
we're glad you guys are here.

Let's get this battle on!
Rita, you're up first.

You come on over here. Charli,
yeah, have a seat in the VIP.

Yeah. Rita, what will be
your first song?

I think that if I tell you,
it might kinda like ruin it.

The first note, you guys are
gonna know exactly what song.

- (cheering)
- All right. Well, ladies and gentlemen,

Rita Ora!

♪ I'm too sexy for my love ♪

♪ Too sexy for my love,
love's going to leave me ♪

♪ I'm too sexy for my shirt ♪

♪ Too sexy for my shirt,
so sexy it hurts ♪

♪ And I'm too sexy for Milan ♪

♪ Too sexy for Milan,
New York, and Japan ♪

♪ And I'm too sexy for your party ♪

♪ Too sexy for your party ♪

♪ The way I'm disco dancing ♪

♪ I'm a model, you know what I mean ♪

♪ And I do my little turn
on the catwalk ♪

♪ Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk ♪

♪ Yeah, I do my little turn
on the catwalk ♪

♪ I'm too sexy for my car ♪

- (laughing)
- ♪ Too sexy for my car, too sexy by far ♪

♪ And I'm too sexy for my hat ♪

♪ Too sexy for my hat ♪

♪ What do you think about that? ♪

♪ I'm a model, you know what I mean ♪

♪ And I do my little turn
on the catwalk ♪

♪ Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk ♪

♪ Yeah, I shake my little tush
on the catwalk ♪

♪ I'm too sexy for my cat ♪

♪ Too sexy for my cat ♪

♪ Poor pussy, poor pussy cat ♪

♪ And I'm too sexy for this song ♪

- (cheering)
- LL: Man! Oh!

Oh, come on! Give it up,
give it up, give it up!

I'm so happy you didn't change.

I got to see those bum cheeks.

- Oh man.
- I mean, that was so much fun!

Yeah, that was good. That was great.

So, let's see what
our resident DJ, Boy George,

thought of Rita getting her sexy on.

Oh, lovely. It was Right Said Rita.

- All the way. All the way.
- Hey!

(laughter)

Well, there she was, very sexy.

I think I needed your hat, though.
But maybe next time.

- I need your legs. Whoo!
- Yeah, right? It would've gone really well.

Yeah. So, Charli, in my
opinion, Rita did her thing.

What did you think about her
performance? What do you think?

(sighs) I'm not gonna lie.
It was really good.

- (Boy George laughs)
- (cheering)

I'm scared now, 'cause I was
like talking the talk backstage,

and now you came with your
bum cheeks, and I've...

- I'm in jeans. Error one.
- When in doubt, get it out.

- CHARLI: Okay.
- (cheering)

Yeah. All right, Rita, you can
go on over to the VIP.

- All right. Thank you!
- (cheering)

Charli, it's time for you to
exact some revenge over here.

You gotta exact some revenge!

- I'm scared!
- Okay, so the floor is yours.

- What... what song are you giving to the people?
- Whoo!

Okay, I'm gonna do a little song by...

they're actually an Irish
band called B-Witched,

- BOY GEORGE: Oh!
- (Chrissy screaming)

- Yes! That was the perfect reaction!
- Yes!

- LL: Yeah!
- CHARLI: Yes!

And now, ladies and
gentlemen, Charli XCX!

(cheering)

- Some people say I look like me dad.
- What? Are you serious?

♪ Ah, ohh! Hey, hey! ♪

♪ I said, hey boy sitting in your tree ♪

♪ Mummy always wants you
to come for tea ♪

♪ Don't be shy, straighten up your tie ♪

♪ Get down from your tree
house sitting in the sky ♪

♪ I wanna know just what to do ♪

♪ Is it very big?
Is there room for two? ♪

♪ I got a house with windows and doors ♪

♪ I'll show you mine
if you show me yours ♪

♪ Gotta let me in, hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Let the fun begin, hey ♪

♪ I'm the wolf today, hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ I'll huff, I'll puff ♪

♪ I'll huff, I'll puff,
I'll blow you away ♪

♪ Say you will, say you won't,
say you'll do what I don't ♪

♪ Say you're true,
say to me, "C'est la vie" ♪

♪ Say you will, say you won't,
say you'll do what I don't ♪

♪ Say you're true,
say to me, "C'est la vie" ♪

♪ Hey, hey, Na, Na, Na, hey ♪

♪ Na, Na, Na, ho ♪

♪ Na, Na, Na, hey ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Say you will, say you won't,
say you'll do what I don't ♪

♪ Say you're true, say to me, "C'est...
C'est la vie" ♪

♪ Say you will, say you won't,
say you'll do what I don't ♪

♪ Say you're true,
say to me, "C'est la vie" ♪

(cheering)

- LL: That was crazy!
- I'm all stuck together.

- Chrissy, s'up? You okay? You all right?
- CHRISSY: I'm fine.

You're having a fashion
moment over there.

This look's chic.

You look like the queen had
a really good night out.

Thank you! Yeah!

- (laughs)
- (cheering)

I'm thinking you look like one of the
bell. You look amazing. I love it.

(laughter)

All right, Charli, you can
head over to the VIP.

(pop music playing)

All right, the prince in the building,

and this battle will not be
settled over tea and crumpets.

All agree it is shaping up
to be quite the night.

- It's Lip Sync, baby.
- DJ Boy George, take us out, baby.

♪ Say you will, say you won't ♪

♪ Say you'll do what I don't ♪

♪ Yeah, it takes two ♪

Yeah, yeah, yeah, LSB returns,

and Charli XCX is ready to blast off

and go next level! She knows she's
got a competition on her hands,

but by the look of things backstage,

she's ready to drop the prim and proper

to get down and dirty. Let's see
how she plans to take it to Rita.

(cheering)

- (deep exhale)
- (dance music plays)

I feel nervous...

- Oh, God. Okay.
- There is no wrong.

...but confident
that I am gonna slay Rita.

Me and Rita are actually
really good friends,

so this competition's gonna run deep.
I have to beat her.

You guys are crushing it.

- You're gonna crush it.
- Real pros. Excellent.

I feel like it's really important
for the UK that I win,

just because I'm a national treasure

and Rita, she's not so well known.

I will never ever let Rita
live this down if she loses.

- If you win, I'll never hear the end of it.
- No, you won't.

No way.

- (cheering)
- ("Shape of You" playing)

♪ The club isn't the best
place to find a lover ♪

♪ So the bar is where I go ♪

♪ Me and my friends
at the table doing shots ♪

♪ Drinking fast and then we talk slow ♪

♪ Come over and start up
a conversation with just me ♪

♪ And trust me,
I'll give it a chance now ♪

♪ Take my hand, stop,
put Van the Man on the jukebox ♪

♪ And then we start to dance,
and now I'm singing like ♪

♪ Girl, you know I want your love ♪

♪ Your love was handmade
for somebody like me ♪

♪ Come on now, follow my lead ♪

♪ Come on now, follow
my lead, mm-hmm-hmm ♪

♪ I'm in love with the shape of you ♪

♪ We push and pull like a magnet do ♪

♪ Although my heart is falling too ♪

♪ I'm in love with your body,
oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I ♪

♪ I'm in love with your body, every
day discovering something brand new ♪

♪ I'm in love with the shape of you ♪

♪ Come on, be my baby, come on ♪

♪ Come on, be my baby, come on ♪

♪ Come on, be my baby, come on ♪

♪ Come on, be my baby, come on ♪

Oh!

(shouts)

♪ I'm in love with the shape of you ♪

♪ We push and pull like a magnet do ♪

♪ Although my heart is falling too ♪

♪ I'm in love with the shape of you ♪

(cymbal crashes)

(cheering)

See, Charli XCXS?

Ed Sheeran. I never thought
I'd be so turned on

by... by Charli in a...
in a small red wig.

- (laughter)
- I kinda wanna keep it.

It's good. I like it. I get it.

LL: I love it. Boy George!

I've never seen Ed do those
sorts of moves, though.

Now I'm gonna feel cheated
when I go and see him.

He needs to dance like you.
It was amazing.

- (cheering)
- (LL laughs)

Yeah, that was serious. That was
some nice little moves there.

- Rita?
- Yo! I mean, I can't...

even if you didn't have a mic
or if you had a mic,

I'm gonna drop it for you,
'cause that was fire.

- (thuds)
- (cheering)

(bell dings)

- So, Charli...
- Yeah?

...that was... that was cool.
That was sexy.

- Thank you. Thank you.
- I'm so jealous.

Yeah, I wanna win. I'm here to win,

you know, so...

LL: Yeah. So you... you
head on over to the VIP.

- Okay.
- Hang out.

("Shape of You" playing)

Charli knocked it out big time!

Yeah!

And when we return, we'll see
what tricks Rita's got up her sleeve.

London's calling, and this battle is on.

Hey, Mr. DJ, take us out.

♪ Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I, ♪ I'm in love ♪

♪ Yeah, it takes two
to make a thing go right ♪

Lip Sync Battle is back, and we got
Boy George behind the one and twos

for this special
British Invasion episode!

Rita Ora is up next,
and this triple-threat

is ready to show she's all
about that Lip Sync Life.

Let's see how she plans
to take it to Charli.

- Oh, woo!
- (cheering)

Ready to lip sync!

(bleeps) I have to win.

MAN: We got... we got it, girl.

Like, can someone just tell me
what the (bleeps) is going on?

I mean, if they expect
Brits to be polite,

they're gonna be
pretty (bleeps) let down.

This stage looks so amaze.

- (bleeps)
- (laughs)

- All right, yeah.
- (mimics gunfire)

I love it, 'cause it's, like, Charli,
so we've known each other forever.

- You know what I think's the funniest part?
- What?

- This might be the test of our friendship.
- I know.

I kinda feel like she's gonna win, which
is why I'm being so cocky about it.

Two Brits abroad.

- Brits abroad!
- Brits abroad!

Good luck. You're probably gonna win,

and I'm probably never
gonna forgive myself.

Let the embarrassment begin!

(cheering)

♪ Yo, I'll tell you what I want,
what I really, really want ♪

♪ So tell me what you want,
what you really, really want ♪

♪ I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna ♪

♪ I wanna really, really,
really wanna zigazig ah ♪

♪ If you want my future,
forget my past ♪

♪ If you wanna get with me,
better make it fast ♪

♪ Now don't go wasting
my precious time ♪

♪ Get your act together
we could be just fine ♪

♪ I'll tell you what I want,
what I really, really want ♪

♪ So tell me what you want,
what you really, really want ♪

♪ I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna ♪

♪ I wanna really, really,
really wanna zigazig ah ♪

♪ If you wanna be my lover,
you gotta get with my friends ♪

- ♪ Gotta get with my friends ♪
- ♪ Make it last forever ♪

♪ Friendship never ends ♪

♪ If you wanna be my lover,
you have got to give ♪

♪ Taking is too easy,
but that's the way it is ♪

♪ So, here's a story from A to Z ♪

♪ You wanna get with me,
you gotta listen carefully ♪

♪ We got Em in the place
who likes it in your face ♪

♪ You got G like MC who likes it on a ♪

♪ Easy V doesn't come for free ♪

♪ She's a real lady,
and as for me, ha, you'll see ♪

♪ Slam your body down
and wind it all around ♪

♪ Slam your body down
and wind it all around ♪

♪ If you wanna be my lover,
you gotta get with my friends ♪

♪ Make it last forever,
friendship never ends ♪

♪ If you wanna be my lover,
you have got to give ♪

♪ Taking is too easy,
but that's the way it is ♪

♪ If you wanna be my lover ♪

(cheering)

LL: Oh! Make some noise!

- CHRISSY: Oh, my God.
- LL: Make some noise!

CHRISSY: Whoo!

(cheering)

That is such a good song!

I mean, someone had to
do the Spice Girls. It's like...

You know what I mean? It was dope. Yeah!

So, what does that song mean to you?

Like, a Spice Girls classic,
what was it like?

It was the first concert I ever
went to in my entire life. Yeah.

(cheering)

And I just... and I
remember, like, literally,

waiting outside to try and get a ticket,

- and, like, it was crazy.
- I have definitely cried to "2 Become 1."

Did you?

I have a feeling LL has
never heard "2 Become 1."

Oh, nah, nah, that's my go-to.
That's my go-to tune.

So, Boy George, now,
you've been deejaying

these massive parties
all over the place.

You ever slide in a little Spice Girls

after some funk or some
pop just to mix it up?

When everyone's really drunk
at the end of the night,

I'll slip in the Spice Girls. Yeah.

(cheering)

But only the jungle remix.
Only the jungle remix.

LL: All right.

Well, Rita Spice, you can
head on over to the VIP.

- CHRISSY: Ooh.
- Take your time getting there.

It was an amazing battle,
and when we return,

we find out who takes
the LSB belt back to the UK.

You guys are gonna
wanna be around for this.

It's Lip Sync Battle, baby.

Boy George, do your thing!

♪ If you wanna be my lover ♪

♪ You gotta get with my friends ♪

♪ Yeah, it takes two
to make a thing go right ♪

Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle!

Tonight we're smashing!

And for that we have
to thank Charli and Rita

for going in and making this
a truly thrilling competition.

However, listen.

The belt can only go
to one of you, okay?

- Chrissy, let's do it.
- Let's do it.

(rock music plays)

is the Lip Sync Battle champ Charli XCX?

(cheering)

Spit it out. Spit it out. (laughs)

Or is the Lip Sync Battle
champion Rita Ora?

(loud cheering)

Rita Ora is the Lip Sync Battle
champion, ladies and gentlemen!

- Take your belt.
- Oh, my God!

- LL: So, Rita.
- RITA: Yo!

You are the new Lip Sync Battle
champion. How's it feel?

I can't actually believe it.
I just wanna thank my mom,

my... no, I mean, it's so awesome, but
honestly, like, we have to share it.

CROWD: Aww.

That's a beautiful thing.
Make some noise!

(cheering)

So, my man Boy George,

what was your experience like
in Lip Sync Battle,

being here, hanging out with us?

Listen, the best thing in the
world is being someone else.

It's the best thing ever, 'cause you
just don't have to worry about anything.

- It looks like such fun! Oh, my God.
- (cheering)

So, a big thanks to Rita Ora...

Charli XCX...

for coming to do
our Lip Sync party tonight!

Special thanks to the legendary
Boy George

for rocking behind
the turntables all night long.

And a big shout out to Lip Sync
Nation all over the world!

One love from me, LL Cool J,

and Chrissy Teigen!

And remember, whatever you do in life,

"Knock 'em out the box, L.
Knock 'em out, L!"

♪ If you wanna be my lover,
you gotta get with my friends ♪

♪ Make it last forever,
friendship never ends ♪

♪ If you wanna be my lover,
you have got to give ♪

♪ Taking is too easy,
but that's the way it is ♪

♪ If you wanna be my lover ♪

♪ You gotta, you gotta, you
gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪

♪ Make it last forever ♪

♪ Slam your body down
and wind it all around ♪

♪ Slam your body down
and wind it all around ♪

LL: It's a tough job,
but somebody gotta do it.

♪ Slam your body down
and wind it all around ♪

♪ Slam your body down and zigazig ah ♪