Lip Sync Battle (2015–…): Season 4, Episode 11 - Alicia Silverstone vs. Mena Suvari - full transcript

- Hit it!
- (funky music playing)

♪ It takes two to make
a thing go right ♪

♪ ♪

- ♪ It takes two to make it outta sight ♪
- ♪ Hit it ♪

♪ I wanna rock right now ♪

♪ I'm Rob Base and I came to get down ♪

♪ I'm not internationally known ♪

♪ But I'm known to rock a microphone ♪

♪ Because I get stupid,
I mean outrageous ♪

♪ Stay away from me
if you're contagious ♪

♪ Ladies love me, girls adore me ♪



♪ I mean even the ones
who never saw me ♪

♪ Like one, two, three, get loose now ♪

♪ It takes two ♪

♪ It takes two,
it takes two, it takes two ♪

(crowd cheering)

What's happening, LSB nation?

Tonight's battle is built
for iconic beauties.

And speaking of icons,

it's your host, LL Cool J!

(Headsprung by LL Cool J plays)

♪ They call me Big L'y ♪

♪ Big silly ♪

Hands up! Hands up!

Hands up!



Hands up! Hands up!

Come on!

Just bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce!

Bounce, bounce!

Bounce! Let me hear you say, "Yeah!"

- Crowd: Yeah!
- Say, "Hell, yeah!"

Crowd: Hell, yeah!

- Now, scream!
- (crowd screams)

Pickin' 'em up, rippin' em up.

Lickin' on the mic in the mix,

I'm full of tricks,
when it comes to lyrics.

Understood, I'm very good up on the mix.

Holdin' 'em up like Vicks.

Hit like a blitz.

She's a vibration.

She's a sensation.

She is... Chrissy Teigen!

- (airhorn blows)
- Hello!

Chrissy: Whoo!

Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.

Welcome to Lip Sync Battle, everybody.

(cheers and applause)

We're back with another night
of fun surprises and dopeness.

And you know how we do it.

Hit songs performed
by your favorite celebs

all designed to provide
a good time, right?

(cheers and applause)

And remember, this isn't a show,
this is a party.

So if you're ready to get the fun on,

and really get this thing started,

to meet these contenders
for the battle tonight.

- Make some noise.
- (cheers and applause)

(dramatic music plays)

You loved her as Cher
in the classic Clueless.

And you can catch her
starring in American Woman

right here on Paramount TV.

Give it up for Alicia Silverstone!

(cheers and applause)

And this next young lady,

she's a true American.

Having starred in the
movies American Beauty,

the American Pie franchise.

Now she stars alongside
Alicia in American Woman.

A real patriot.

Make some noise for Mena Suvari.

(cheers and applause)

Chrissy.

(inaudible)

Alicia, Mena...

welcome to Lip Sync Battle.

- Thank you for having us.
- (cheers and applause)

- Alicia, we're gonna start with you.
- Okay.

Mena, you can have
a seat in the VIP. Relax.

- Alicia, come on over.
- (cheers and applause)

What song are you gonna
perform tonight for us?

I think I'm just gonna let it be.

- (cheers)
- Okay? Let's just...

- So you just gonna spring it on us?
- I'm gonna spring it on you.

- But... I need a microphone.
- What?

You know what? I heard
you need a Mic stand, too.

- I need a Mic stand, too.
- Okay.

Alright, so, alright.

- (cheers)
- We have that for you.

- As a matter of fact.
- You know what?

I actually need one other thing.
Will you hold this?

- Oh, okay, I'll hold this.
- I got you, girl.

LL: Oh, wow.

Chrissy: Oh my God!

Oh!

(Alicia sighs)

Ladies and gentlemen,

Alicia Silverstone!

(cheers and applause)

( Crying by Aerosmith plays)

Whoo!

♪ There was a time ♪

♪ When I was so broken-hearted ♪

♪ Love wasn't much ♪

♪ Of a friend of mine ♪

♪ Listen ♪

♪ All I want ♪

♪ Is someone I can't resist ♪

♪ I know all I need to know ♪

♪ By the way that I got kissed ♪

♪ I was crying when I met you ♪

♪ Now I'm trying to forget you ♪

♪ Your love is sweet ♪

♪ Misery ♪

♪ I was crying just to get you ♪

♪ Now I'm dying cause I let you ♪

♪ Do what you do ♪

♪ Down on me ♪

♪ Cause what you got inside ♪

♪ Ain't where your love should stay ♪

♪ Yeah, I know, sweet love ♪

♪ Ain't love till you
give your heart away ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm fine ♪

♪ I was crying when I met you ♪

♪ Now I'm dyin' to let you ♪

♪ Do what you do what you do down to ♪

♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby ♪

♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby ♪

(cheers and applause)

LL: Whoo!

Wow!

That was the sweetest middle
finger I have ever seen.

- Yeah, it had the little knuckles on it.
- You're like an angel!

And just like the cutest smile.

I loved it. Thank you for that.

- (cheers and applause)
- Thank you!

LL: And now, Mena!

Now Alicia came out. She has the
Steven Tyler vibe going on.

Little scarfs and everything on the Mic.

- Did she make you proud as a cast-mate?
- Oh my God, are you kidding me?

She's fantastic!

I was a little sad
I got the middle finger,

not gonna lie.

- It was with love.
- Blown away.

Alright, ladies and gentlemen,

give it up for Alicia Silverstone.

You can head over to the VIP.

- Great job!
- (cheers and applause)

Well, alrighty! Mena!

Mena, come on over.

Welcome.

We're so glad to have you as well,

so, uh, what song did you choose
for us to, you know?

Well, uh, I chose a song that's
sort of close to my heart,

and I think very, uh, you know,

it coincides with my character,
Kathleen on the show

and I think what she would have liked.

Well, ladies and gentlemen,

coinciding with her character Kathleen,

here is Mena Suvari!

(cheers and applause)

(Son of a Preacher Man
by Dusty Springfield plays)

Oh, okay.

♪ Billy Ray was a preacher's son ♪

♪ And when his daddy
would visit he'd come along ♪

♪ When they gathered around
and started talkin' ♪

♪ That's when Billy
would take me walkin' ♪

♪ Out through the backyard
we'd go walkin' ♪

♪ Then he'd look into my eyes ♪

♪ Lord knows, to my surprise ♪

♪ The only one who could ever reach me ♪

♪ Was the son of a preacher man ♪

♪ The only boy who could ever teach me ♪

♪ Was the son of a preacher man ♪

♪ Yes he was, he was ♪

- ♪ Lord knows he was ♪
- ♪ Yes, he was ♪

♪ How well I remember ♪

♪ The look that was in his eyes ♪

♪ Stealin' kisses from me on the sly ♪

♪ Takin' time to make time ♪

♪ Tellin' me that he's all mine ♪

♪ Learnin' from each other's knowin' ♪

♪ Lookin' to see how
much we've grown and ♪

♪ The only one who could ever reach me ♪

♪ Was the son of a preacher man ♪

♪ The only boy who could ever teach me ♪

♪ Was the son of a preacher man ♪

♪ Yes, he was, he was ♪

♪ Oh, yes, he was ♪

♪ The only one who could ever reach me ♪

♪ He was the sweet-talkin'
son of a preacher man ♪

♪ The only boy who could ever teach me ♪

♪ Sweet-talking son of a preacher man ♪

(cheers and applause)

Alright!

I'm sure all the preachers'
sons are very excited right now,

and happy about that.

You definitely brought it.
How do you feel?

I feel good. I love being here.

- This is so fun.
- Good vibes.

This is just like new territory
and I'm loving it.

There you go!

- It's great!
- There you go!

So, Alicia.

Were you vibin' to Mena's performance?

Oh my God, so good.

I love that song.

You're so cute. I love you.

They're like two sweet
angels on our stage.

They're just gonna love
on each other all night.

- LL: Oh, yes. Great.
- Chrissy: I love it.

LL: Mena, you can head on
over to the VIP and relax.

Kick it with Alicia.

Now Alicia and Mena, they
didn't come to play with us.

They came here to win.

This gonna be one for the books.

I'm dying to see what's next.

I have a feeling you're definitely
gonna want to see this.

- It's LSB.
- It's LSB-B-B.

♪ The only one who could ever reach me ♪

♪ Was the son of a preacher man ♪

- Yeah!
- Whoo!

(cheers and applause)

LSB is back and everybody's
favorite American girl,

Mena Suvari is moments away
from doing to the stage

what she does to movie
screens all over the world.

Take 'em by storm. Let's check it out.

(cheers and applause)

- Mena: How are you?
- LL: How are you? Good to see you.

- I'm here.
- You're here to have fun.

- Yes, I'm so excited.
- It's gonna be a lot of fun.

- You look so good.
- You're gonna see how relaxed it is.

The atmosphere is real laid back.

- You guys want to walk together?
- LL: There's no drama. Yeah, no problem.

- You can walk together.
- LL: Let's do it. Hey, buddy.

♪ ♪

At any point you want
to come close to the audience,

yeah, you can... this is your space.

Mena: I think when you
feel so much fear,

that you know that it's a
good thing for you to do,

because, it's, like, you know,

pushing you past your boundaries,

and you're only gonna grow as a person.

I'm gonna have this on my resume.

I can be all like, "I'm a
professional dancer now, so..."

- Yes!
- Whoo!

(laughing)

Love it! My album
will be coming out soon.

It's gonna be fine. I'm telling you.

- I got you.
- Thank you so much. You're amazing.

I have no idea what my nemesis
is performing tonight.

(laughs)

But you know, I'm gonna
be a really harsh critic,

and we'll see.

(cheers and applause)

(clock ticking)

♪ You're going to dance ♪

♪ You're going to dance
and have some fun ♪

Oh.

(Groove is in the Heart
by Dee-Lite plays)

♪ The chills that you spill ♪

♪ Up my back keep me filled ♪

♪ With satisfaction when we're done ♪

♪ Satisfaction of what's to come ♪

♪ I couldn't ask for another ♪

♪ No, I couldn't ask for another ♪

♪ Your groove, I do deeply dig ♪

♪ No walls, only the bridge ♪

♪ My supper dish, my succotash wish ♪

♪ Sing it, baby ♪

♪ I couldn't ask for another ♪

♪ No, I couldn't ask for another ♪

♪ Groove is in the heart ♪

♪ Groove is in the heart ♪

♪ Groove is in the heart ♪

♪ Groove is in the heart ♪

♪ The depth of hula groove ♪

♪ Moves us through the nth hoop ♪

♪ We're going through to
Horton Hears a Who ♪

- ♪ I couldn't ask for another ♪
- (mouthing words)

♪ No, I couldn't ask for another ♪

♪ DJ Soul was on a roll ♪

♪ I've been told he can't be sold ♪

♪ He's not vicious or malicious ♪

♪ Just Dee-lovely and delicious ♪

♪ I couldn't ask for another ♪

(snapping)

One, two, three!

(blubbering)

(laughing)

♪ Groove is in the heart ♪

(cheers and applause)

- Chrissy: Whoo!
- LL: Mena Suvari!

Mena Suvari! Make some noise!

(cheers and applause)

Mena!

I did not know you could dance!

- That was sick!
- I didn't think I could.

- (Chrissy laughing)
- Damn.

I don't know if it's
the lipstick or what,

but every single word
you got. You got it!

- That was awesome.
- (cheers and applause)

So Mena, I mean...

you took us on a
psychedelic ride, you know?

Yes!

I remember, you know... (laughing)

my first few albums came out,

I came home a lot of nights and my mind

was like that whole performance.

So what did it feel like going
down that rabbit hole just then?

Well, I mean, absolutely fantastic,

and you know, I chose this song,

and I was so happy that it worked out.

And this is, honestly no joke,

my favorite story from being a child,

- and...
- (cheers and applause)

- Mena: I-I wanted to cry! I really did.
- Chrissy: It was so good.

You need to keep this.
You need to keep this outfit.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It's you!

Okay, you say so, so good.

Yeah, that outfit is serious.

You're killin' with that outfit.

Alicia, did Mena represent for
the cast of American Woman?

Oh my gosh!

That was amazing! You look so cool!

Thank you!

- I owe it to everyone here!
- (cheers and applause)

Chrissy: Whoo!

Mena, you can head on over to the VIP.

Mena just brought the groove so hard,

I think I have a contact high,

but I like it.

- You like it, huh?
- I like it.

And when we return,
Alicia gets to show Mena

she's got the goods to be the LSB champ.

I can't wait to see what she's gonna do.

I know you can't either.

- This is Lip Sync Battle.
- Whoo!

♪ Groove is in the heart ♪

- Yeah!
- Whoo!

Lip Sync Battle returns,

and Alicia Silverstone is ready to show

that while she loves her some Mena,

she really loves the idea
of being the LSB champ.

- Let's check her out.
- (cheers and applause)

♪ ♪

I feel a little bit in shock
from what I just did already.

My quads are really mad,

and my hips... whoo!

- Man: You guys can say hi.
- We can? We're allowed?

How are you doing, gorgeous?

Do you wanna continue doing
whatever you were doing?

Man: You guys can do whatever you want.

This is really more of a party
than a TV show.

- It's a party.
- (Alicia laughs)

Yes! Your throne.

- (both giggling)
- Your throne.

There you go.

(indistinct chatter)

I think it's clear.

Love it.

- Man: Are you scared, too?
- Terrified!

Man: You guys know what
each other's doing?

No, I don't want to know.

Man: Are you lying to us?

- What do you mean?!
- No!

Are we lying?
They go to such great lengths

to not let you know, believe me.

- Are you feeling it?
- Yeah, that was awesome.

(screams)

I'm excited,

and really scared.

A lot of things that could go wrong,

but I think it's gonna be okay.

(cheers and applause)

(Fancy by Iggy Azalea plays)

♪ First things first, I'm the realest ♪

♪ Drop this and let the whole
world feel it, let 'em feel it ♪

♪ And I'm still in the murder business ♪

♪ I can hold you down like
I'm givin' lessons in physics ♪

♪ You should want a bad... like this ♪

♪ Drop it low and
pick it up just like this ♪

♪ Yeah, cup of Ace,
cup of Goose, cup of Cris ♪

♪ High heels, somethin' worth a half
a ticket on my wrist, on my wrist ♪

♪ Takin' all the liquor straight ♪

♪ Never chase that ♪

♪ Now Rooftop like we
bringin' '88 back, what ♪

♪ Bring the hooks in,
where the bass at? ♪

♪ Champagne spillin',
you should taste that ♪

♪ I'm so fancy ♪

♪ You already know ♪

♪ I'm in the fast lane ♪

♪ From LA to Tokyo ♪

♪ I'm so fancy ♪

♪ Can't you taste this gold ♪

♪ Remember my name ♪

♪ 'Bout to blow ♪

♪ Trash the hotel ♪

♪ Let's get drunk on the mini bar ♪

♪ Make the phone call ♪

♪ Feels so good getting what I want ♪

♪ Yeah, keep on turning it up ♪

♪ Chandelier swinging,
we don't give a... ♪

♪ Film star, yeah, I'm deluxe ♪

♪ Classic, expensive,
you don't get to touch ♪

♪ I'm so fancy ♪

♪ You already know ♪

♪ I'm in the fast lane ♪

♪ From LA to Tokyo ♪

♪ I'm so fancy ♪

♪ Can't you taste this gold ♪

♪ Remember my name ♪

♪ 'Bout to blow ♪

- (car horn beeps)
- (cheers and applause)

Whoo!

LL: Make some noise!

(Chrissy laughing)

Modern-day Cher.

This is amazing.

The Jeep is here.

I had no idea how badly
I needed to see that.

- Again!
- (cheers and applause)

LL: So, um, Mena?

After watching that performance,
how do you feel right now

about your... you know, the vibe
and everything that happened?

That was absolutely mind-blowing.

- (Alicia giggles)
- You're such an amazing dancer!

That was a very nervous laugh. Sorry!

It was stunning!
The choreography was amazing.

- That whip game is serious.
- Awesome!

So what did that feel like?

I mean, you were here,
you came down the steps,

the vibe, you're back in the...
you know.

I mean, I'd like to do it
four more times.

(cheers and applause)

No, that was actually very very good.

Very good! Make some noise for her!

- (cheers and applause)
- Alicia, you can head on over to the VIP.

Great job!

So Alicia gave us a throwback,

and Mena took us on a trip.

Now the moment of truth.

Who gets the belt?

Oh my gosh, I honestly feel clueless,

who will get this beauty.

Stay right there. It's Lip Sync, baby!

Lip Sync Battle! (LL grunts)

♪ You already know ♪

♪ I'm in the fast lane ♪

♪ From LA to Tokyo ♪

- Yeah!
- Whoo!

Yeah!

(crowd cheering)

- Welcome back to LSB!
- (cheers and applause)

Now, the cast of
American Woman came through,

and gave us an unforgettable night.

Mena Suvari and Alicia Silverstone.

I mean, they put it down all night long.

- Make some noise, make some noise.
- (cheers and applause)

And now, the moment is here!

- Chrissy, are you ready?
- I'm ready. Yes!

- Alright.
- (Chrissy whimpers)

Is the Lip Sync Battle champion...

- Mena Suvari?
- (cheers and applause)

Or is the Lip Sync Battle champion...

Alicia Silverstone?

(wild cheers and applause)

And the winner of
Lip Sync Battle tonight is...

Alicia Silverstone!

(cheers and applause)

Yeah, it's heavy. Yeah, it's real heavy.

So Alicia...

how do you feel about
being the new LSB champ?

Oh, I'm so excited.

- Thank you so much.
- (cheers and applause)

It was so fun!

It's so fun here!

Yeah, it was dope. It was very dope.

Look, so Mena, we had a good time.

Did you have a good time?
Did you have a wonderful time?

I had a fantastic time.

Yeah, yeah, you did really, really well.

You look beautiful.

Amazing.

Great job. Alright, well,

a big thanks to Alicia Silverstone,

and Mena Suvari

from Paramount Network's American Woman.

Thanks for being a part of
our Lip Sync Crew tonight.

One love from me, LL Cool J,

and my partner in rhyme, Chrissy Teigen,

and remember, whatever you do in life,

whatever you do,

"Knock 'em out the box, L!

Knock 'em out, L!"

♪ I'm so fancy ♪

♪ You already know ♪

♪ I'm in the fast lane ♪

♪ From LA to Tokyo ♪

♪ I'm so fancy ♪

♪ Can't you taste this gold ♪

LL: Lip Sync Battle fans, we love you!