Lip Sync Battle (2015–…): Season 4, Episode 7 - Pentatonix - full transcript

Hit it!

♪ It takes two to make
a thing go right ♪

- ♪ It takes two to make it outta sight ♪
- ♪ Hit it ♪

♪ I wanna rock right now ♪

♪ I'm Rob Base and I came to get down ♪

♪ I'm not internationally known ♪

♪ But I'm known to rock a microphone ♪

♪ Because I get stupid,
I mean outrageous ♪

♪ Stay away from me
if you're contagious ♪

♪ Ladies love me, girls adore me ♪

♪ I mean even the ones
who never saw me ♪



♪ Like one, two, three, get loose now ♪

♪ It takes two to make ♪

♪ It takes two to make a thing ♪

Yes, it's Lip Sync Battle!

It is going down tonight,

and things are about to get pitch-y.

But to keep everything in tune,

the hit-maker, the beat-slayer,

your host, LL Cool J!

♪ They call me Big L'y ♪

- ♪ Big Silly ♪
- ♪ What ♪

♪ Big money, Big Billy ♪

Hands up!

♪ When I'm sliding in
them all, can ya hear me ♪



Hands up!

♪ I be sexing wit these
bars so ya feel me ♪

♪ Up in the club, we be ♪

♪ Posting the back ♪

Let me hear you say, "Yeah!"

- Yeah!
- Say, "Hell, yeah!"

Hell, yeah!

She's inspirational.

She's sensational.

She's Chrissy Teigen.

The vibes are right.

Energy is tight.

With that, welcome to Lip Sync Battle.

Yes!

Let's get this show kicked off.

They've won multiple Grammy awards.

Have amassed 14 million
subscribers on YouTube...

Whoo!

...with nearly three
billion video views,

two number one albums.

Make some noise for Scott,

Mitch, Kirstin,

and Kevin.

Pentatonix!

Oh my God!

You guys!

Thank you!

I hope this sound resonates
with the people at home.

- I have never... I have chills.
- Whoo!

I have never seen a crowd like
this for any of our guests ever.

- Wow!
- This is like...

I'm not kidding.

So you guys can head over
to the VIP, have a seat.

We'll get this thing started.

Kirstin is about to take
the stage by storm.

She makes beautiful music
with the fellows of Pentatonix,

but she's set to prove that
tonight, it's all about the ladies.

Let's check her out.

I need to practice
getting out of the tub.

Yeah, yeah, and you know,

we can always put a
body next to you, too.

Okay.

I'm honestly excited
that we don't have to sing,

because with acapella especially,

it's, like, worse if
we're doing acapella

if I'm walking down the stairs,
and like, trying to shuffle.

- Did you meet Todd yet?
- No, I didn't.

Hi, how are you?

- Nice to meet you. Great.
- I'm doing okay. Let's do it.

I'm so excited. I press
the champagne button

and I'm ready to go.

I'm also really excited cause sometimes,
especially within acapella...

Ooh! You better get outta here.

Heard you were
talking a little...

- I heard you were talking smack.
- Never!

I'm gonna let Kevin do a lot of talk,

and then we'll see who wins.

Huh, Kevin?

♪ I don't like your little games ♪

♪ Don't like your tilted stage ♪

♪ The role you made me play ♪

- ♪ Of the fool, but I don't like you ♪
- ♪ Oh ♪

♪ But I got smarter ♪

♪ I got harder in the nick of time ♪

♪ Honey, I rose up from the dead ♪

♪ I do it all the time ♪

♪ I've got a list of names ♪

♪ And yours is in red, underlined ♪

♪ I check it once,
then I check it twice, oh! ♪

♪ Ooh, look what you made me do ♪

♪ Look what you made me do ♪

♪ Look what you just made me do ♪

♪ Look what you just made me, ooh ♪

♪ Look at what you made me do ♪

♪ Look what you made me do ♪

♪ Look what you just made me do ♪

♪ Look what you just made me do ♪

♪ I don't trust nobody
and nobody trusts me ♪

♪ I'll be the actress
starring in your bad dreams ♪

♪ I don't trust nobody
and nobody trusts me ♪

♪ I'll be the actress
starring in your bad dreams ♪

♪ Ooh, look what you made me do ♪

♪ Look what you made me do ♪

♪ Look what you just made me do ♪

♪ Look what you just made me do ♪

♪ Look what you made me do ♪

♪ Look what you made me do ♪

♪ Look what you just made me do ♪

♪ Look what you just made me, ooh ♪

♪ Look at what you made me do ♪

♪ Look what you made me do ♪

♪ Look what you just made me do ♪

♪ Look what you just made me do ♪

Whoa!

Oh.

Whoa!

Yes, ma'am.

Kirstin.

Oh my God!

Me, and Olivia, and Meredith.

Oh, great!

Puss-Puss and...

Gene. We loved it!

That was insane!

We're not... we're not
really used to seeing you

in these kind of outfits.

- This is like...
- I know!

- Surprise! I'm just kidding.
- This another level.

You looked hot.

I'm... I'm more nervous for my
performance now that I saw that.

I'm a little stressed out.

I feel the same way.

Alright, Kirstin, you can
head over to the VIP.

Great job.

Kirstin set the table
for her group-mates.

And for the other members of Pentatonix,

the battle for the belt
is an uphill climb.

The competition is about to
go up a few more octaves.

Come on back. It's LSB.

- It's LSB, baby.
- And there's a snake.

- Come on back.
- There's a snake!

♪ Ooh, look what you made me do ♪

♪ Look what you made me do ♪

Yeah!

♪ It takes two to make a thing go right ♪

Lip Sync Battle is back.

Pentatonix is in the building,

and Scott is locked and loaded.

Let's check him out backstage,

and see how he's putting
together a performance

that'll leave the audience
on a high note.

- What? Oh, hi, guys.
- ♪ Chrissy ♪

♪ We love you ♪

♪ You're beautiful ♪

♪ And we love you today ♪

I am just so excited to see
the audience's reaction

to what I'm doing.

Everyone get in your first spots!

A lot of our fans are coming

and I feel like they're gonna freak out.

- How did rehearsal go?
- I haven't even done it yet.

- You haven't done it?
- I haven't done anything.

- Not even learned your choreography?
- No!

You are going down. I've
literally rehearsed 1,000 times.

I have not... Really?

This whole show is like
an adult playground.

Like anything you can think of,
it can become a reality.

It's-it's seriously a dream come true.
It's been so much fun.

- ♪ I've been here all night ♪
- ♪ Ariana ♪

♪ I've been here all day ♪

♪ And boy, got me walkin' side to side ♪

♪ I'm talkin' to ya ♪

♪ See you standing over there
with your body ♪

♪ Feeling like I wanna
rock with your body ♪

♪ And we don't gotta
think 'bout nothin' ♪

♪ These friends keep
talkin' way too much ♪

♪ Say I should give you up ♪

♪ Can't hear them no, 'cause I ♪

♪ I've been here all night ♪

♪ I've been here all day ♪

♪ And, boy, got me
walkin' side to side ♪

♪ Side to side ♪

♪ This the new style with
the fresh type of flow ♪

♪ If you wanna ménage,
I got a tricycle ♪

♪ All these bitches,
flows is my mini-me ♪

♪ Body smoking, so they
call me young Nicki chimney ♪

♪ Rappers in they feelings
cause they feelin' me ♪

♪ Uh, I-I give zero...
and I got zero chill in me

♪ I've been here all night ♪

♪ I've been here all day ♪

♪ Been here all day baby ♪

♪ And, boy, got me
walkin' side to side ♪

♪ Side to side ♪

♪ I've been here all night ♪

♪ Been here all night, baby ♪

♪ I've been here all day ♪

♪ All day, baby ♪

♪ And boy, got me walkin' side to side ♪

♪ Side to side ♪

Yo!

Yo!

I was so hyper-focused on you...

...that I barely noticed
the naked men in the shower.

That is such a good song.

- Thank you!
- Ariana, I love you!

So, Mitch, Mitch...

what did you think of Scott's...
his whole number?

His workout? His outfit?

I...

I'm seriously...

I am blown away. That was so impressive!

Thank you!

It was so good! I feel like...

Thanks, babe.

I feel like you were
living your fantasy,

and I'm so proud.

Thank you.

Alright, Scott, you can jog
on over to the VIP.

Mitch is next up,

and he can't rely on his impressive

five-octave vocal range
to move the crowd.

He's backstage cooking up a performance

that's sure to put Scott, Kirstin,
and Kevin under pressure.

Let's see what he's got.

You know, I'm actually
not a competitive person,

but when I was thinking
about it more, I was like...

I have to win.

I'm just nervous
about nailing everything.

All the hits, all the choreo.

I'm so excited.
I'm ready to see the dancers.

They're amazing.

I'm ready to be carried
around the stage by hot men.

- Yo, what's up?
- Hi!

Scotty, you're my best friend,

but I'm gonna take you down tonight.

Kirsty, I'm scared of you,

because I know how competitive you are.

So it's on.

Kevin, I don't have any idea what you're doing,

and that's kind of
shaking me a little bit.

But I feel like you're gonna be
shaken by my performance.

♪ Oh ♪

- ♪ Oh ♪
- ♪ Cause I'm all that you want, boy ♪

♪ All that you can have, boy ♪

♪ Got me spread like a buffet ♪

♪ Bon a, bon appétit, baby ♪

- ♪ Whoo ♪
- ♪ Looks like you've been starving ♪

- ♪ You've got those hungry eyes ♪
- ♪ Whoo ♪

♪ You could use some sugar ♪

- ♪ 'Cause your levels ain't right ♪
- ♪ Whoo ♪

♪ I'm a five-star Michelin ♪

- ♪ A Kobe flown in ♪
- ♪ Whoo ♪

♪ You want what I'm cooking, boy ♪

♪ Let me take you under candlelight ♪

♪ We can wine and dine ♪

♪ A table for two ♪

- ♪ And that's okay ♪
- ♪ Whoo ♪

♪ If you take your time ♪

♪ Eat with your hands, fine ♪

♪ I'm on the menu ♪

- ♪ 'Cause I'm all that you want, boy ♪
- ♪ All that you want ♪

- ♪ All that you can have, boy ♪
- ♪ Hey ♪

♪ Got me spread like a buffet ♪

- ♪ Bon a, bon appétit, baby ♪
- ♪ Bon appétit ♪

♪ Appetite for seduction ♪

- ♪ Fresh out the oven ♪
- ♪ Fresh out the oven ♪

♪ Melt in your mouth kind of lovin' ♪

♪ Bon a, bon appétit, baby ♪

- ♪ 'Cause I'm all that you want, boy ♪
- ♪ All that you want ♪

♪ All that you can have, boy ♪

♪ Got me spread like a buffet ♪

- ♪ Bon a, bon appétit, baby ♪
- ♪ Eat it up, eat it up ♪

♪ Appetite for seduction ♪

♪ Fresh out the oven ♪

♪ Melt in your mouth kind of lovin' ♪

- ♪ Bon a, bon appétit, baby ♪
- ♪ Bon appétit ♪

Yo!

Your outfit is everything!

- Thank you!
- Yo.

So, Mitch, I mean, you
brought a whole new term

to this whole thing going
on here tonight.

Yeah.

To the whole term "cooking"
and everything like it.

- Yeah.
- What was the experience like?

The experience... well,
the experience was messy.

Um...

Thank you. It was incredible.

I feel like I love the song,

and I just lived my truth, I guess.

Love that!

Love that! Ain't nothing wrong
with living your truth.

Alright, Kevin...

You've toured all the...
all over the world with Mitch.

Alright?

Did you ever think you'd
see him jump out of a clam?

Lord knows I would never think

that I'd see him jump out of a clam.

Like, that was incredible, dude!

- Thank you so much.
- I love you, man.

You walked out
and Scott and I go,

"He's beautiful!"

Mitch, incredible job.
You can head over to the VIP.

Wow.

That was just our third course.

I hope you're still hungry,
'cause desert is on its way.

And when we come back,

Kevin gets his chance to sway
the crowd and snag the belt.

The battle continues.

- It's LSB.
- I want a snack.

- I want a snack.
- Let's get you a snack!

- ♪ All that you can have, boy ♪
- LL: Let's get you fed!

- Yeah!
- Whoo!

♪ It takes two to make
a thing go right ♪

We're back at it, and Pentatonix
is absolutely killing it.

Up next is a gifted singer.

My man, Kevin, he plays
the sax, cello, piano.

Let's see how he plans to use his
talents to give a performance

that'll let him leave here
as a Lip Sync Battle champ.

I'm ready to do this.
Oh, what's up, man?

Kristy is super competitive.

Scott and Mitch, what I love about them,

is that they're so creatively brilliant.

Not better than mine, but I'm proud
of them for trying to be me.

I'm definitely...
playing a special card tonight.

I'm really excited, just 'cause...

you know, Chrissy's awesome.

And I think she will absolutely
get a kick out of this.

That was super successful.

That guy's great.

And everybody in the band's gonna lose.

What more could you ask for?
All in a day's work.

Let's go, man. Come on.

♪ Pulling me further ♪

♪ Further than I've been before ♪

♪ Making me stronger ♪

♪ Shaking me right to the core, oh ♪

♪ I don't know what's in the stars ♪

♪ Never heard it from above ♪

♪ The world isn't ours ♪

♪ But I know what's in my heart ♪

♪ If you ain't mine,
I'll be torn apart ♪

♪ I don't know who's gonna
kiss you when I'm gone ♪

♪ So I'm gonna love you now ♪

♪ Like it's all I have ♪

♪ I know it'll kill me when it's over ♪

♪ I don't wanna think about it ♪

♪ I want you to love me now, oh ♪

♪ I don't know how
the years will go down ♪

♪ It's alright ♪

♪ Let's make the most ♪

♪ Of every moment tonight ♪

♪ I don't know who's gonna
kiss you when I'm gone ♪

♪ So I'm gonna love you now ♪

♪ Like it's all I have ♪

♪ And I know it'll kill me
when it's over ♪

♪ I don't wanna think about it ♪

♪ I just want to love you now ♪

- ♪ Love me now ♪
- ♪ Oh ♪

- ♪ Love me now ♪
- ♪ Oh, love you now ♪

♪ Oh ♪

- Oh!
- It's so beautiful!

I was wondering why I had
to leave stage for a little bit.

Now I get it!

I had no idea!

Aw!

I mean, listen, you know
I'm a Chrissy Teigen fan.

- I'm... I'm a fan.
- Oh my gosh.

I'm a fan. I had to do it for you.

That was incred... that... I don't even.

That was better than the real thing.

That was so sweet.

- So, so...
- It's so creepy!

It's creepy, but it's so cool.

Like, you look just like him.

That's his exact piano, and...

What are you doing tonight?

Oh my gosh!

Why did you choose that
particular song on LSB?

I mean, first of all,
I love John Legend.

And I love that song.
I think the song's incredible.

He's an incredible artist.

- Always been a fan for a long time.
- He loves you guys!

And she's right there.

She's right... come on,
I had to do it in front of her.

- Absolutely, absolutely.
- I had to, come on.

John... John is an acapella baby,

and he adores you guys.

- So, thank you for that.
- Thank you!

- Kirstin, Kirstin.
- Yes?

Alright, you know Kev well.
Did he try to pull a fast one?

- Doing a John Legend song?
- I'm not a voter!

No, honestly, it was brilliant.

I mean, like, Kevin is very,
like, charismatic and sweet,

and it was, like, the perfect song ever.

We were sitting here and we were like...

we're emotional, I think.

- Everyone, like, hugging in the back.
- Yeah!

We're like, "This is beautiful
and romantic."

- It's so sweet.
- Alright!

Kev, you can go and
walk over to the VIP.

Thank you, thank you.

Great job!

They make beautiful music together,

but the four members of Pentatonix

put a group thing aside for a night,

to go it alone and step
into the LSB spotlight.

And who takes home
this amazing belt, huh?

It's sexy, it's blingy.

And it's going on that Pentatonix
tour bus with one of 'em

when we come back.

♪ I don't know who's gonna
kiss you when I'm gone ♪

♪ So I'm gonna love you now ♪

♪ Like it's all I have ♪

- Yeah!
- Whoo!

♪ It takes two to make
a thing go right ♪

Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle.

Tonight was pitch perfect.

We had Taylor Swift with the snake,

the Ariana Grande workout,

and the Katy Perry buffet.

Plus, the legendary homage
to Chrissy's boo.

And for that, we have to thank Kirstin,

Scott, Mitch and Kevin of Pentatonix.

But... but...

there can only be one
Lip Sync Battle champ.

Alright?

- Chrissy, Chrissy.
- Yes?

- Let's do this.
- Yes, let's.

Is the champ Kirstin?

Or is the Lip Sync Battle champ Scott?

Is the LSB champ Mitch?

Or is the Lip Sync Battle champ Kevin?

And the Lip Sync Battle
champion is Kevin!

Wow. Wow.

Kevin, you are the new
Lip Sync Battle champion.

- Wow.
- How does it feel?

This is the most incredible
moment of my life.

Thank you guys so much.
I love you all so much.

Oh, lord.

Yo.

- I know, I know.
- He's gonna wear that all the time now.

It's gonna be on the
Pentatonix tour bus for sure.

- Heck, yeah!
- Definitely.

A big thanks to Pentatonix
for coming through

and being a part of our
Lip Sync squad tonight.

A big shout-out to the Lip
Sync nation here and at home.

One love from me, LL Cool J,

and Chrissy Teigen.

And remember, whatever you do in life,

"Knock 'em out the box, L!

Knock 'em out, L!"

♪ I don't know who's gonna
kiss you when I'm gone ♪

♪ So I'm gonna love you now ♪

♪ Like it's all I have ♪

♪ I know it'll kill me when it's over ♪

♪ I don't wanna think about it ♪

♪ I want you to love me now ♪

♪ Love me now, love me now ♪

- ♪ Love me now ♪
- ♪ Oh, love me now ♪

♪ Oh ♪

Ladies and gentlemen, Pentatonix!