Lip Sync Battle (2015–…): Season 4, Episode 6 - Luis Fonsi vs. Joan Smalls - full transcript
Hit it!
♪ It takes two to make
a thing go right ♪
♪ It takes two to make it outta sight ♪
♪ I wanna rock right now ♪
♪ I'm Rob Base and I came to get down ♪
♪ I'm not internationally known ♪
♪ But I'm known to rock a microphone ♪
♪ Because I get stupid, ♪
♪ I mean outrageous ♪
♪ Stay away from me ♪
♪ if you're contagious ♪
♪ Ladies love me, girls adore me ♪
♪ I mean even the ones ♪
♪ who never saw me ♪
♪ Like one, two, three, get loose now ♪
♪ It takes two ♪
What's happening, LSB?
Tonight's battle is bringing you
two of the hottest Puerto Rican stars.
And to navigate through all this fire,
it's your Lip Sync master, your host,
LL Cool J!
♪ They call me Big L'y ♪
♪ Big silly ♪
♪ Big money ♪
♪ Big Billy ♪
♪ When I'm slidin' in them all,
can ya hear me ♪
♪ I be sexing wit these bars ♪
Show me, people, hands up now!
Hands up now!
Hands up now! Hands up now!
- Say "Yeah!"
- Yeah!
- Say "Hell, yeah!"
- Hell, yeah!
♪ To get our head sprung ♪
♪ And we 'bout to get our head sprung ♪
Yo! Yo! Bounce! Bounce! Bounce! Bounce!
Whoa!
She's so sexy!
She's a chef!
She's so, so def!
She is Chrissy Teigen!
It's a loud one!
For our saucy night,
we got a loud crowd.
You know what I mean?
How y'all feeling?
Welcome to Lip Sync Battle,
and you are now rockin' with the best.
This is the show that's packed
with amazing performances
by your favorite stars,
all designed to give you
an unforgettable time.
You feel me?
She's a super model,
and an actress who's been
featured in Vogue magazine,
all across the world.
Make some noise for Joan Smalls!
And he is a multi-platinum
recording artist,
a Latin Grammy winner,
and his hit Despacito,
is the most viewed YouTube
video of all time.
with 4.2 billion views.
Give it up for Luis Fonsi!
Whoo!
Welcome to the show.
Fonsi, Joan, welcome.
We're happy to have you here.
- Thank you.
- Thank you! Thank you.
Puerto Rico!
Esta in la casa!
Joan, you know what?
I think, uh, we'll get
this started with you.
You know what I mean? Fonsi,
please have a seat in the VIP.
Joan, come on over.
- We're glad you're here.
- Thank you.
This is really happening.
I'm quite excited.
Yes, and the fans are too.
So, what will your
first song be tonight?
Um, the song is, uh...
It's very small. Not well known.
It's just a very special song.
It holds a very special
place in my heart.
And I just hope you guys
like it as much as I do.
Isn't that sweet?
Put your hands together for Joan Smalls!
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Oh, no ♪
♪ Oh, no, oh ♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ Sí, sabes Que ya llevo ♪
♪ un rato mirándote ♪
♪ Tengo Que bailar contigo hoy ♪
Oh!
♪ Tú, tú eres el imán ♪
♪ y yo soy el metal ♪
♪ Me voy acercando ♪
♪ y voy Armando el plan ♪
♪ Solo con pensarlo ♪
♪ Se acelera el pulso ♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ Ya, ya me está gustando ♪
♪ más De lo normal ♪
♪ Todos mis sentidos van pidiendo más ♪
♪ Esto hay Que tomarlo
sin ningún apuro ♪
♪ Despacito ♪
♪ Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito ♪
♪ Deja Que Te diga cosas Al oído ♪
♪ Para Que Te acuerdes
Si no estás conmigo ♪
♪ Despacito ♪
♪ Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito ♪
♪ Firmo en las paredes De tu laberinto ♪
♪ Y hacer De tu cuerpo
todo un manuscrito ♪
♪ Sube, sube, sube, sube ♪
♪ Quiero ver bailar tu pelo ♪
- Hey!
- ♪ Quiero ser tu ritmo ♪
♪ Que Le enseñes a mi Boca ♪
♪ Tus lugares favoritos ♪
♪ Favorito, favorito, baby ♪
♪ Déjame sobrepasar
tus zonas De peligro ♪
♪ Hasta provocar tus gritos ♪
♪ Y Que olvides tu apellido ♪
♪ Despacito ♪
Yes!
Oh my God, Joan Smalls
looking like the emoji girl.
And most of those models can't dance.
Tell me that Joan Smalls cannot dance.
No, Joan Smalls was doing her thing.
So, so Joan...
what kinda gamesmanship
were you employing
by, you know, using
Fonsi's song against him
- on Lip Sync Battle?
- I mean...
it was quite easy!
You know, the irony of it.
I'm going up against
one of the most popular songs
in the world right now.
I see what you're doing there,
I see what you're doing.
Actually show you how it's done.
Basically.
Okay.
Yeah, that was definitely serious.
Alright, so you know what,
Joan, you can chill in the VIP.
Fonsi, ven aqui.
I'm intimidated now.
Welcome.
So Fonsi, what did you
choose as your first song?
Well, I think this song
is just about the lyric.
It's like poetry.
I mean, it's really deep.
I want you guys to
check it out, listen to it,
and sing with me.
So you ready to go deep?
Ladies and gentlemen...
make some noise for Fonsi!
♪ I get knocked down ♪
♪ But I get up again ♪
♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪
♪ I get knocked down ♪
♪ But I get up again ♪
♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪
- ♪ Pissin' the night away ♪
- Pissing. He's pissing.
♪ Pissin' the night away ♪
♪ He drinks a whiskey drink ♪
♪ He drinks a vodka drink ♪
♪ He drinks a lager drink ♪
♪ He drinks a cider drink ♪
♪ He sings the songs that ♪
♪ remind him of the good times ♪
♪ He sings the songs that ♪
♪ remind him of the better times ♪
♪ Oh, Danny boy ♪
♪ Danny boy, Danny boy ♪
♪ I get knocked down ♪
♪ But I get up again ♪
♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪
♪ I get knocked down ♪
♪ But I get up again ♪
♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪
♪ I get knocked down ♪
♪ But I get up again ♪
♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪
♪ I get knocked down ♪
♪ But I get up again ♪
♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪
♪ Don't cry for me ♪
♪ Next door neighbor ♪
♪ I get knocked down ♪
♪ But I get up again ♪
♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪
♪ I get knocked down ♪
♪ But I get up again ♪
♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪
♪ I get knocked down ♪
♪ But I get up again ♪
♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪
♪ I get knocked down ♪
♪ But I get up again ♪
♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪
♪ I get knocked down ♪
♪ But I get up again ♪
♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪
♪ I get knocked down ♪
♪ But I get up again ♪
♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪
♪ I get knocked down ♪
Wow!
- Oh my God.
- That was a workout.
Okay.
I need some oxygen after that.
What does that song even mean?
I have no idea. I love it.
- You went pee.
- "I get knocked down,
"I get up again."
"You're never gonna keep me down."
This is gonna be a
freaking stiff competition.
I can tell right now. This is amazing.
Definitely, definitely.
So Joan...
what did you think of
Fonsi's performance?
Um, it was alright.
You... you sound very excited.
No, I was, I was, I was.
I'm just trying not to show it.
Alright, okay.
Alright, so Fonsi, you can have a seat.
- Okay!
- Next to Joan in the VIP.
Yeah, so Fonsi and Joan
are bringing the flavor,
and this battle is off
to a thrilling start.
The fire is about to get lit
on this hot, hot night. Don't move.
This is Lip Sync Battle, my love.
No question. Lip Sync Battle!
♪ I get knocked down ♪
♪ But I get up again ♪
♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪
♪ I get knocked down ♪
♪ But I get up again ♪
Lip Sync Battle is back,
and Joan Smalls is about
to get her performance on.
Let's see how she plans
to catwalk her way
to a possible LSB championship.
Hot stuff!
Having to learn everything super quick,
on the drop of a dime,
that was the biggest challenge.
- So...
- There's four of them.
- So four starting to...
- To the left.
- To the left.
- Right. Left. Right.
Like my feet are gonna hurt today.
But it's... it's well worth it.
This is so awesome!
How are you doing?
- Good, good.
- Que bueno, Que bueno.
- Y tu?
- Bien, bien.
I'm most nervous
about Luis Fonsi, actually.
- Why?
- Um, no, I'm just kidding.
I'll be walking down the street
with my belt on,
be like, "I beat a supermodel."
If you get it.
- When, when.
- If, if.
It's a big if.
Luis Fonsi...
♪ That girl is a real crowd pleaser ♪
♪ Small world, all her
friends know of me ♪
♪ Know me ♪
♪ Young bull livin' like an old geezer ♪
♪ Quick release the cash,
watch it fall slowly ♪
♪ Frat girls still tryna get even ♪
♪ Haters mad for whatever reason ♪
♪ Smoke in the air, binge drinking ♪
♪ They lose it when
the DJ drops the needle ♪
♪ Getting so gone I'm not blinkin' ♪
♪ What in the world was I thinkin'? ♪
♪ New day, new money to be made ♪
- ♪ There is nothin' to explain ♪
- Oh!
♪ Black Beatle,
cream seats in the Regal ♪
♪ Rockin' John Lennon lenses,
like to see 'em spread eagle ♪
♪ Took a... to the club
and let her party on the table ♪
♪ Screamin', "Everybody's famous!" ♪
♪ Like clockwork, I blow it all ♪
♪ And get some more ♪
♪ Get you somebody that can do both ♪
♪ Black Beatles got the
babes belly rollin' ♪
♪ She think she love me ♪
♪ I think she trollin' ♪
♪ That girl is a real crowd pleaser ♪
♪ Small world, all her
friends know of me ♪
♪ Know me ♪
♪ Young bull livin' like an old geezer ♪
♪ Quick release the cash,
watch it fall slowly ♪
♪ Slowly ♪
♪ Smoke in the air, binge drinkin' ♪
♪ They lose it when
the DJ drops the needle ♪
- Damn!
- Yes!
Mannequins came
to life, didn't they?
Look at the mannequin! Fly, mannequin!
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
Oh, that was such a good
song choice, too!
I was scared, I saw a hole in her pants,
and I was like, "Your pants
are gonna fall off."
And then they ripped off,
and I loved it.
My stripper dreams
came true tonight, guys.
Thank you.
Oh, it was our absolute pleasure.
Believe me.
So, I-I mean...
you're a model and that...
that was like a mannequin
challenge for you, so...
what does it feel like up here?
The crowd, you guys, are incredible.
You guys give me so much energy!
I love you for that, um...
yeah, it's like a party.
- It is, right?
- Basically. Yeah.
It is. It's amazing, it's amazing.
So Fonsi, I mean...
what was your favorite part
of that performance?
Oh, you know when they
ripped off her clothes.
I was like, "Oh, that's it!"
Yeah, I'm done!
So, so basically, you wanna forfeit?
- No.
- Is that what it is?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Despacito, despacito.
- Despacito!
- Oh!
Take it easy, girl.
So Joan...
- Officer.
- Yes?
You can head over to the VIP.
Great job. Make some noise!
I love a good department
store dance party.
There was nothing small
about Joan's performance.
And Fonsi is next to take the stage,
and who knows what tricks he has
up his sleeve to light it up.
This show is muy caliente, baby!
It's Lip Sync Battle.
♪ That girl is a real crowd pleaser ♪
♪ Small world, all her
friends know of me ♪
LSB is back,
and Fonsi is in the on-deck circle
ready to give the audience
something unforgettable.
Let's check him out behind the scenes
to get a sneak peek
at what he's cooking up.
This is like the first day of school.
- Hey!
- Hi.
- Hi, nice to meet you.
- So nice to meet you.
- How you doing?
- I'm doing good.
- You ready for this?
- I think so.
I'm going up against a supermodel.
So I have been cleansing for 28 days.
Just drinking broccoli juice,
and rehearsing 8 hours a day.
Thank you so much.
You guys are so awesome.
I have seen the belt.
And I already moved some
furniture around in my house,
and I already got, like,
a podium built for it.
So, I-I need to win this pretty bad.
'Cause if not, you know,
what am I gonna do with that?
Of course, I wear, like, tennis shoes
when I'm next to Joan Smalls.
You know? I need to wear,
like, my boots.
You know? The ones that
make me a little taller?
That whole sexy thing is just
not gonna work today.
'Cause there's no way I can beat
her level of sexiness.
So I have to figure out
a different angle to win.
'Cause, uh, sexiness is not
gonna get me anywhere.
So exciting!
What's up, everybody?
I'm Carson Weekly,
and this is the number one music video
of the week!
Check it out!
♪ It's gonna be me ♪
♪ Ooh, yeah ♪
♪ You might been hurt, babe ♪
♪ That ain't no lie ♪
♪ You've seen them all come and go ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ I remember you told me ♪
♪ That it made you believe in ♪
♪ No man, no cry ♪
♪ Maybe that's why ♪
♪ Every little thing I do ♪
♪ Never seems enough for you ♪
♪ You don't want to lose it again ♪
♪ But I'm not like them ♪
♪ Baby, when you finally ♪
♪ Get to love somebody ♪
- ♪ Somebody ♪
- ♪ Guess what ♪
♪ It's gonna be me ♪
♪ Ooh, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ There comes a day ♪
♪ When I'll be the one ♪
♪ You'll see ♪
- ♪ It's gonna ♪
- ♪ Gonna ♪
- ♪ Gonna ♪
- ♪ Gonna ♪
♪ It's gonna be me ♪
♪ All that I do ♪
♪ Is not enough for you ♪
♪ It's gonna, it's gonna ♪
♪ Every little thing I do ♪
♪ Never seems enough for you ♪
♪ You don't want to lose it again ♪
- ♪ Lose it ♪
- ♪ But I'm not like them ♪
♪ Baby, when you finally ♪
♪ Get to love somebody ♪
- ♪ Guess what ♪
- ♪ Guess what ♪
♪ It's gonna be me ♪
Oh!
It's such an iconic dance.
Oh my gosh.
- Did you like it?
- I more than liked it.
Thanks for making me the favorite.
Whoo!
- You guys like my hair?
- Yo.
Love!
When you was on the bed, you looked
like you was living your best life.
So Fonsi, you're a solo act.
What did it feel like
being in a boy band?
That was fun! That was fun
for a minute, you know?
I'm good friends... I'm good
friends with the guys from NSYNC.
Joey Fatone's my best friend.
So this is a... I love you too, mama!
So you know, this is... this is my
way to celebrate our friendship,
and... and like you said, this
was great music, great times.
Excellent, excellent.
Excellent.
So Joan, what did you like best
about Fonsi getting his Timberlake on?
Um, the fact that he was flying...
I mean, that's pretty cool.
- You stuck the landing when you
jumped off the bed.- You liked that?
- He was like "uhhh."
- I had to rehearse that.
Everybody noticed that.
"Oh, yay, he landed right."
My... my hammy's are
gonna hurt tomorrow,
- but it's all good.
- You'll be fine, you'll be fine.
Whoo!
So Fonsi, you can head
on over to the VIP.
- Okay.
- Hang out a little bit.
That was unbelievable.
So Fonsi and Joan,
the pride of Puerto Rico,
came, saw and represented.
Now the hard part. Who gets to
become the next champ of LSB?
Ooh, baby, I can't wait to find out
who gets to wrap this golden, jeweled
fine leather belt around their waist.
Who's it gonna be?
It's a nail biter. It's LSB!
It's Lip Sync Battle, baby.
♪ Every little thing I do ♪
♪ Never seems enough for you ♪
Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle.
Joan Smalls and Fonsi
gave us an incredible night
that we won't soon forget.
Okay.
But look, there can be
only one LSB champ.
You dig? Chrissy?
- Yes? Ready.
- You ready?
Alright, let's do this.
Is the champ Joan Smalls?
Or is the Lip Sync Battle champ Fonsi?
And the winner of
Lip Sync Battle tonight is...
Fonsi!
So Fonsi...
how does it feel to be
the new LSB champ?
This feels great,
and it's gonna feel even better
when I take this harness off.
'Cause it's squeezing my...
It's squeezing my stuff.
But this is amazing.
I had an amazing time.
Thank you, guys! You guys
are the best crowd ever.
Absolutely.
Alright, so Joan,
you did a great job tonight.
Did you enjoy yourself?
Amazing. This is the best
thing I could have asked for.
And a proud fellow Puerto Rican.
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
But like we discussed before,
I get the weekends.
Okay, okay.
Alright, she gets the belt
on the weekends, alright.
A big thanks to Fonsi and Joan Smalls
for being part of our
Lip Sync crew tonight.
And a big shout out to Lip Sync
nation all over the world.
One love from me, LL Cool J,
and Chrissy Teigen.
And remember, whatever you do in life,
whatever you do,
"Knock 'em out the box, L!
Knock 'em out, L!"
♪ Every little thing I do ♪
♪ Never seems enough for you ♪
♪ You don't want to lose it again ♪
♪ But I'm not like them ♪
♪ Baby, when you finally ♪
Hands up, hands up,
hands up, hands up!
Great job, guys. Great job.
♪ It takes two to make
a thing go right ♪
♪ It takes two to make it outta sight ♪
♪ I wanna rock right now ♪
♪ I'm Rob Base and I came to get down ♪
♪ I'm not internationally known ♪
♪ But I'm known to rock a microphone ♪
♪ Because I get stupid, ♪
♪ I mean outrageous ♪
♪ Stay away from me ♪
♪ if you're contagious ♪
♪ Ladies love me, girls adore me ♪
♪ I mean even the ones ♪
♪ who never saw me ♪
♪ Like one, two, three, get loose now ♪
♪ It takes two ♪
What's happening, LSB?
Tonight's battle is bringing you
two of the hottest Puerto Rican stars.
And to navigate through all this fire,
it's your Lip Sync master, your host,
LL Cool J!
♪ They call me Big L'y ♪
♪ Big silly ♪
♪ Big money ♪
♪ Big Billy ♪
♪ When I'm slidin' in them all,
can ya hear me ♪
♪ I be sexing wit these bars ♪
Show me, people, hands up now!
Hands up now!
Hands up now! Hands up now!
- Say "Yeah!"
- Yeah!
- Say "Hell, yeah!"
- Hell, yeah!
♪ To get our head sprung ♪
♪ And we 'bout to get our head sprung ♪
Yo! Yo! Bounce! Bounce! Bounce! Bounce!
Whoa!
She's so sexy!
She's a chef!
She's so, so def!
She is Chrissy Teigen!
It's a loud one!
For our saucy night,
we got a loud crowd.
You know what I mean?
How y'all feeling?
Welcome to Lip Sync Battle,
and you are now rockin' with the best.
This is the show that's packed
with amazing performances
by your favorite stars,
all designed to give you
an unforgettable time.
You feel me?
She's a super model,
and an actress who's been
featured in Vogue magazine,
all across the world.
Make some noise for Joan Smalls!
And he is a multi-platinum
recording artist,
a Latin Grammy winner,
and his hit Despacito,
is the most viewed YouTube
video of all time.
with 4.2 billion views.
Give it up for Luis Fonsi!
Whoo!
Welcome to the show.
Fonsi, Joan, welcome.
We're happy to have you here.
- Thank you.
- Thank you! Thank you.
Puerto Rico!
Esta in la casa!
Joan, you know what?
I think, uh, we'll get
this started with you.
You know what I mean? Fonsi,
please have a seat in the VIP.
Joan, come on over.
- We're glad you're here.
- Thank you.
This is really happening.
I'm quite excited.
Yes, and the fans are too.
So, what will your
first song be tonight?
Um, the song is, uh...
It's very small. Not well known.
It's just a very special song.
It holds a very special
place in my heart.
And I just hope you guys
like it as much as I do.
Isn't that sweet?
Put your hands together for Joan Smalls!
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Oh, no ♪
♪ Oh, no, oh ♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ Sí, sabes Que ya llevo ♪
♪ un rato mirándote ♪
♪ Tengo Que bailar contigo hoy ♪
Oh!
♪ Tú, tú eres el imán ♪
♪ y yo soy el metal ♪
♪ Me voy acercando ♪
♪ y voy Armando el plan ♪
♪ Solo con pensarlo ♪
♪ Se acelera el pulso ♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ Ya, ya me está gustando ♪
♪ más De lo normal ♪
♪ Todos mis sentidos van pidiendo más ♪
♪ Esto hay Que tomarlo
sin ningún apuro ♪
♪ Despacito ♪
♪ Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito ♪
♪ Deja Que Te diga cosas Al oído ♪
♪ Para Que Te acuerdes
Si no estás conmigo ♪
♪ Despacito ♪
♪ Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito ♪
♪ Firmo en las paredes De tu laberinto ♪
♪ Y hacer De tu cuerpo
todo un manuscrito ♪
♪ Sube, sube, sube, sube ♪
♪ Quiero ver bailar tu pelo ♪
- Hey!
- ♪ Quiero ser tu ritmo ♪
♪ Que Le enseñes a mi Boca ♪
♪ Tus lugares favoritos ♪
♪ Favorito, favorito, baby ♪
♪ Déjame sobrepasar
tus zonas De peligro ♪
♪ Hasta provocar tus gritos ♪
♪ Y Que olvides tu apellido ♪
♪ Despacito ♪
Yes!
Oh my God, Joan Smalls
looking like the emoji girl.
And most of those models can't dance.
Tell me that Joan Smalls cannot dance.
No, Joan Smalls was doing her thing.
So, so Joan...
what kinda gamesmanship
were you employing
by, you know, using
Fonsi's song against him
- on Lip Sync Battle?
- I mean...
it was quite easy!
You know, the irony of it.
I'm going up against
one of the most popular songs
in the world right now.
I see what you're doing there,
I see what you're doing.
Actually show you how it's done.
Basically.
Okay.
Yeah, that was definitely serious.
Alright, so you know what,
Joan, you can chill in the VIP.
Fonsi, ven aqui.
I'm intimidated now.
Welcome.
So Fonsi, what did you
choose as your first song?
Well, I think this song
is just about the lyric.
It's like poetry.
I mean, it's really deep.
I want you guys to
check it out, listen to it,
and sing with me.
So you ready to go deep?
Ladies and gentlemen...
make some noise for Fonsi!
♪ I get knocked down ♪
♪ But I get up again ♪
♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪
♪ I get knocked down ♪
♪ But I get up again ♪
♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪
- ♪ Pissin' the night away ♪
- Pissing. He's pissing.
♪ Pissin' the night away ♪
♪ He drinks a whiskey drink ♪
♪ He drinks a vodka drink ♪
♪ He drinks a lager drink ♪
♪ He drinks a cider drink ♪
♪ He sings the songs that ♪
♪ remind him of the good times ♪
♪ He sings the songs that ♪
♪ remind him of the better times ♪
♪ Oh, Danny boy ♪
♪ Danny boy, Danny boy ♪
♪ I get knocked down ♪
♪ But I get up again ♪
♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪
♪ I get knocked down ♪
♪ But I get up again ♪
♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪
♪ I get knocked down ♪
♪ But I get up again ♪
♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪
♪ I get knocked down ♪
♪ But I get up again ♪
♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪
♪ Don't cry for me ♪
♪ Next door neighbor ♪
♪ I get knocked down ♪
♪ But I get up again ♪
♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪
♪ I get knocked down ♪
♪ But I get up again ♪
♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪
♪ I get knocked down ♪
♪ But I get up again ♪
♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪
♪ I get knocked down ♪
♪ But I get up again ♪
♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪
♪ I get knocked down ♪
♪ But I get up again ♪
♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪
♪ I get knocked down ♪
♪ But I get up again ♪
♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪
♪ I get knocked down ♪
Wow!
- Oh my God.
- That was a workout.
Okay.
I need some oxygen after that.
What does that song even mean?
I have no idea. I love it.
- You went pee.
- "I get knocked down,
"I get up again."
"You're never gonna keep me down."
This is gonna be a
freaking stiff competition.
I can tell right now. This is amazing.
Definitely, definitely.
So Joan...
what did you think of
Fonsi's performance?
Um, it was alright.
You... you sound very excited.
No, I was, I was, I was.
I'm just trying not to show it.
Alright, okay.
Alright, so Fonsi, you can have a seat.
- Okay!
- Next to Joan in the VIP.
Yeah, so Fonsi and Joan
are bringing the flavor,
and this battle is off
to a thrilling start.
The fire is about to get lit
on this hot, hot night. Don't move.
This is Lip Sync Battle, my love.
No question. Lip Sync Battle!
♪ I get knocked down ♪
♪ But I get up again ♪
♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪
♪ I get knocked down ♪
♪ But I get up again ♪
Lip Sync Battle is back,
and Joan Smalls is about
to get her performance on.
Let's see how she plans
to catwalk her way
to a possible LSB championship.
Hot stuff!
Having to learn everything super quick,
on the drop of a dime,
that was the biggest challenge.
- So...
- There's four of them.
- So four starting to...
- To the left.
- To the left.
- Right. Left. Right.
Like my feet are gonna hurt today.
But it's... it's well worth it.
This is so awesome!
How are you doing?
- Good, good.
- Que bueno, Que bueno.
- Y tu?
- Bien, bien.
I'm most nervous
about Luis Fonsi, actually.
- Why?
- Um, no, I'm just kidding.
I'll be walking down the street
with my belt on,
be like, "I beat a supermodel."
If you get it.
- When, when.
- If, if.
It's a big if.
Luis Fonsi...
♪ That girl is a real crowd pleaser ♪
♪ Small world, all her
friends know of me ♪
♪ Know me ♪
♪ Young bull livin' like an old geezer ♪
♪ Quick release the cash,
watch it fall slowly ♪
♪ Frat girls still tryna get even ♪
♪ Haters mad for whatever reason ♪
♪ Smoke in the air, binge drinking ♪
♪ They lose it when
the DJ drops the needle ♪
♪ Getting so gone I'm not blinkin' ♪
♪ What in the world was I thinkin'? ♪
♪ New day, new money to be made ♪
- ♪ There is nothin' to explain ♪
- Oh!
♪ Black Beatle,
cream seats in the Regal ♪
♪ Rockin' John Lennon lenses,
like to see 'em spread eagle ♪
♪ Took a... to the club
and let her party on the table ♪
♪ Screamin', "Everybody's famous!" ♪
♪ Like clockwork, I blow it all ♪
♪ And get some more ♪
♪ Get you somebody that can do both ♪
♪ Black Beatles got the
babes belly rollin' ♪
♪ She think she love me ♪
♪ I think she trollin' ♪
♪ That girl is a real crowd pleaser ♪
♪ Small world, all her
friends know of me ♪
♪ Know me ♪
♪ Young bull livin' like an old geezer ♪
♪ Quick release the cash,
watch it fall slowly ♪
♪ Slowly ♪
♪ Smoke in the air, binge drinkin' ♪
♪ They lose it when
the DJ drops the needle ♪
- Damn!
- Yes!
Mannequins came
to life, didn't they?
Look at the mannequin! Fly, mannequin!
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
Oh, that was such a good
song choice, too!
I was scared, I saw a hole in her pants,
and I was like, "Your pants
are gonna fall off."
And then they ripped off,
and I loved it.
My stripper dreams
came true tonight, guys.
Thank you.
Oh, it was our absolute pleasure.
Believe me.
So, I-I mean...
you're a model and that...
that was like a mannequin
challenge for you, so...
what does it feel like up here?
The crowd, you guys, are incredible.
You guys give me so much energy!
I love you for that, um...
yeah, it's like a party.
- It is, right?
- Basically. Yeah.
It is. It's amazing, it's amazing.
So Fonsi, I mean...
what was your favorite part
of that performance?
Oh, you know when they
ripped off her clothes.
I was like, "Oh, that's it!"
Yeah, I'm done!
So, so basically, you wanna forfeit?
- No.
- Is that what it is?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Despacito, despacito.
- Despacito!
- Oh!
Take it easy, girl.
So Joan...
- Officer.
- Yes?
You can head over to the VIP.
Great job. Make some noise!
I love a good department
store dance party.
There was nothing small
about Joan's performance.
And Fonsi is next to take the stage,
and who knows what tricks he has
up his sleeve to light it up.
This show is muy caliente, baby!
It's Lip Sync Battle.
♪ That girl is a real crowd pleaser ♪
♪ Small world, all her
friends know of me ♪
LSB is back,
and Fonsi is in the on-deck circle
ready to give the audience
something unforgettable.
Let's check him out behind the scenes
to get a sneak peek
at what he's cooking up.
This is like the first day of school.
- Hey!
- Hi.
- Hi, nice to meet you.
- So nice to meet you.
- How you doing?
- I'm doing good.
- You ready for this?
- I think so.
I'm going up against a supermodel.
So I have been cleansing for 28 days.
Just drinking broccoli juice,
and rehearsing 8 hours a day.
Thank you so much.
You guys are so awesome.
I have seen the belt.
And I already moved some
furniture around in my house,
and I already got, like,
a podium built for it.
So, I-I need to win this pretty bad.
'Cause if not, you know,
what am I gonna do with that?
Of course, I wear, like, tennis shoes
when I'm next to Joan Smalls.
You know? I need to wear,
like, my boots.
You know? The ones that
make me a little taller?
That whole sexy thing is just
not gonna work today.
'Cause there's no way I can beat
her level of sexiness.
So I have to figure out
a different angle to win.
'Cause, uh, sexiness is not
gonna get me anywhere.
So exciting!
What's up, everybody?
I'm Carson Weekly,
and this is the number one music video
of the week!
Check it out!
♪ It's gonna be me ♪
♪ Ooh, yeah ♪
♪ You might been hurt, babe ♪
♪ That ain't no lie ♪
♪ You've seen them all come and go ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ I remember you told me ♪
♪ That it made you believe in ♪
♪ No man, no cry ♪
♪ Maybe that's why ♪
♪ Every little thing I do ♪
♪ Never seems enough for you ♪
♪ You don't want to lose it again ♪
♪ But I'm not like them ♪
♪ Baby, when you finally ♪
♪ Get to love somebody ♪
- ♪ Somebody ♪
- ♪ Guess what ♪
♪ It's gonna be me ♪
♪ Ooh, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ There comes a day ♪
♪ When I'll be the one ♪
♪ You'll see ♪
- ♪ It's gonna ♪
- ♪ Gonna ♪
- ♪ Gonna ♪
- ♪ Gonna ♪
♪ It's gonna be me ♪
♪ All that I do ♪
♪ Is not enough for you ♪
♪ It's gonna, it's gonna ♪
♪ Every little thing I do ♪
♪ Never seems enough for you ♪
♪ You don't want to lose it again ♪
- ♪ Lose it ♪
- ♪ But I'm not like them ♪
♪ Baby, when you finally ♪
♪ Get to love somebody ♪
- ♪ Guess what ♪
- ♪ Guess what ♪
♪ It's gonna be me ♪
Oh!
It's such an iconic dance.
Oh my gosh.
- Did you like it?
- I more than liked it.
Thanks for making me the favorite.
Whoo!
- You guys like my hair?
- Yo.
Love!
When you was on the bed, you looked
like you was living your best life.
So Fonsi, you're a solo act.
What did it feel like
being in a boy band?
That was fun! That was fun
for a minute, you know?
I'm good friends... I'm good
friends with the guys from NSYNC.
Joey Fatone's my best friend.
So this is a... I love you too, mama!
So you know, this is... this is my
way to celebrate our friendship,
and... and like you said, this
was great music, great times.
Excellent, excellent.
Excellent.
So Joan, what did you like best
about Fonsi getting his Timberlake on?
Um, the fact that he was flying...
I mean, that's pretty cool.
- You stuck the landing when you
jumped off the bed.- You liked that?
- He was like "uhhh."
- I had to rehearse that.
Everybody noticed that.
"Oh, yay, he landed right."
My... my hammy's are
gonna hurt tomorrow,
- but it's all good.
- You'll be fine, you'll be fine.
Whoo!
So Fonsi, you can head
on over to the VIP.
- Okay.
- Hang out a little bit.
That was unbelievable.
So Fonsi and Joan,
the pride of Puerto Rico,
came, saw and represented.
Now the hard part. Who gets to
become the next champ of LSB?
Ooh, baby, I can't wait to find out
who gets to wrap this golden, jeweled
fine leather belt around their waist.
Who's it gonna be?
It's a nail biter. It's LSB!
It's Lip Sync Battle, baby.
♪ Every little thing I do ♪
♪ Never seems enough for you ♪
Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle.
Joan Smalls and Fonsi
gave us an incredible night
that we won't soon forget.
Okay.
But look, there can be
only one LSB champ.
You dig? Chrissy?
- Yes? Ready.
- You ready?
Alright, let's do this.
Is the champ Joan Smalls?
Or is the Lip Sync Battle champ Fonsi?
And the winner of
Lip Sync Battle tonight is...
Fonsi!
So Fonsi...
how does it feel to be
the new LSB champ?
This feels great,
and it's gonna feel even better
when I take this harness off.
'Cause it's squeezing my...
It's squeezing my stuff.
But this is amazing.
I had an amazing time.
Thank you, guys! You guys
are the best crowd ever.
Absolutely.
Alright, so Joan,
you did a great job tonight.
Did you enjoy yourself?
Amazing. This is the best
thing I could have asked for.
And a proud fellow Puerto Rican.
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
But like we discussed before,
I get the weekends.
Okay, okay.
Alright, she gets the belt
on the weekends, alright.
A big thanks to Fonsi and Joan Smalls
for being part of our
Lip Sync crew tonight.
And a big shout out to Lip Sync
nation all over the world.
One love from me, LL Cool J,
and Chrissy Teigen.
And remember, whatever you do in life,
whatever you do,
"Knock 'em out the box, L!
Knock 'em out, L!"
♪ Every little thing I do ♪
♪ Never seems enough for you ♪
♪ You don't want to lose it again ♪
♪ But I'm not like them ♪
♪ Baby, when you finally ♪
Hands up, hands up,
hands up, hands up!
Great job, guys. Great job.