Lip Sync Battle (2015–…): Season 4, Episode 5 - Kathy Bates vs. Tone Bell - full transcript
- Hit it!
- ♪ Yeah, yeah! ♪
♪ It takes two to make
a thing go right ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah! ♪
- ♪ It takes two to make it outta sight ♪
- ♪ Hit it ♪
♪ I wanna rock right now ♪
♪ I'm Rob Base and I came to get down ♪
♪ I'm not internationally known ♪
♪ But I'm known to rock a microphone ♪
♪ Because I get stupid ♪
♪ I mean outrageous ♪
♪ Stay away from me ♪
♪ If you're contagious ♪
♪ Ladies love me, girls adore me ♪
♪ I mean even the ones
who never saw me ♪
♪ Like one, two, three, get loose now ♪
♪ It takes two to make ♪
♪ It takes two, it takes two to make a ♪
♪ It takes two to make a thing ♪
What up, Lip Sync Battle?
Hello, hello.
This battle is serving up major stars
and major comedy.
To lead us all through the madness,
he always rocks the mic right,
your host, LL Cool J!
♪ They call me Big L'y ♪
- ♪ Big silly ♪
- What?
♪ Big money ♪
- ♪ Big Billy ♪
- Whoo!
♪ When I'm sliding in them all,
can ya hear me? ♪
- Hands up!
- ♪ I be sexing wit these bars so ya feel me ♪
Hands up, hands up, hands up!
- Lemme hear you say, "Yeah!"
- Yeah!
Now scream!
♪ Go, Chrissy, get busy ♪
♪ Go, Chrissy ♪
She surprises.
She mesmerizes.
She's Chrissy Teigen!
I like it.
I like that color on you, Chrissy.
I know. I just pops a color.
Just going for 'em.
I love it, I love it. All right.
Now, this is the party you
have to see to believe,
and believe me, this is the
only party you'll want to see.
We got two serious contenders
backstage, ready to get it on.
So, if you're ready for the battle,
make some noise.
He's a talented actor,
a hilarious stand-up comedian,
stars as Carter in the
Netflix show Disjointed!
Give it up for Tone Bell.
And she's won an Oscar,
multiple Emmys,
and stars as Ruth in Disjointed!
Make some noise... for Kathy Bates!
Yes!
Kathy, Kathy,
Kathy, Kathy, Kathy, Kathy...
Wow. Amazing. So...
Kathy, Tone, just welcome
to Lip Sync Battle.
- We're so happy to have you.
- Woo!
- Thank you.
- Thank you for having us. Thank you for having us.
So, Kathy, you're gonna kick things off.
Tone, you can have
a seat in the VIP, please.
Kathy, come on over.
What song you gonna go with first?
- What are you thinking?
- Well, I don't wanna let everybody know.
And I have a feeling
that the people here
will really know what it is
just from the first few bars.
- Okay. I like it.
- Yeah?
Ladies and gentlemen, Kathy Bates!
Oh, yeah!
♪ Hip hop hooray, hey, ho ♪
♪ Hey, ho, hey, ho ♪
♪ Hey, ho ♪
♪ You drew a picture of my morning ♪
♪ But you couldn't make my day, hey! ♪
♪ I'm rockin' and you're yawning ♪
♪ But you never look my way, hey! ♪
♪ I'm licking down your darlin' ♪
♪ In every single way, hey! ♪
♪ Your funny flow is foreign ♪
♪ And a green card's on the way ♪
♪ This ain't got... to do with shampoo ♪
♪ But watch your head n shoulder ♪
♪ Brother older bold enough
to fold ya, yo I told ya ♪
♪ A raid afraid of what I made and
played it, plus a funky fit ♪
♪ So save your flips and tricks for
that music and the monkey bit ♪
♪ I live and die for hip-hop ♪
♪ This is hip hop for today ♪
♪ I give props to hip-hop,
so hip hop hooray ♪
♪ Hey, ho, hey, ho ♪
♪ Hey, ho, hey, ho ♪
- ♪ Hip hop hooray! ♪
- ♪ Hey, ho, hey, ho ♪
♪ Hey, ho, hey, ho ♪
♪ You heard a lot about a
brother gaining mo' ground ♪
♪ Being low down, I do the showdown
with any little ho round, no! ♪
♪ I wanna know who you're believing,
through your funny reasons ♪
♪ Even when I'm sleeping you,
think I'm cheatin' ♪
♪ I did your partner
'cause she's hot as a baker ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm Naughty by Nature,
not 'cause I hate ya! ♪
♪ I love black women always
and disrespect ain't the way ♪
♪ Let's start a family today,
hip hop hooray ♪
♪ Hey, ho, hey, ho ♪
♪ Hey, ho, hey, ho ♪
♪ Smooth it out now ♪
I don't think I could've ever
called that for a million dollars.
That was awesome!
That was so cool.
I... I just feel very blessed tonight.
I, honestly, I'm... I'm at a
loss for words. I'm so excited.
- That was amazing.
- Thank you, Chrissy. Thank you.
- So, Kathy.
- Yes.
On your bucket list of things
to accomplish in your career,
how high was performing "Hip Hop
Hooray" on Lip Sync Battle?
You know it was an unexpected pleasure.
I didn't even know it was
in my bucket list,
and I've been digging
through my bucket list,
and there it is. It's like a diamond.
And I'm like, "Oh my God!"
I'm not kidding.
Well, Kathy, you can
head on over to the VIP.
Head on over to the VIP.
Tone. Tone, you come on over.
Oh!
So, Tone, what did you decide
to go with for your first song?
There's a lot of factors,
lot of factors where I'm from.
- Okay.
- And, you know, I'm not gonna say the title.
You just gonna have to hear it.
You gonna have to hear it.
- All right, we wanna hear it.
- Let's do it.
Ladies and gentlemen,
put your hands together
for Tone Bell!
♪ I'm ready to go right now ♪
♪ Ready to go ♪
♪ I'm ready to go right now ♪
♪ I see you move,
I'm checking your smile ♪
♪ Working your back
like it's going out of style ♪
♪ Come just a little bit closer ♪
♪ I just need permission, so ♪
♪ Give me the green light ♪
♪ Give me just one night ♪
♪ I'm ready to go right now ♪
♪ I'm ready to go right now ♪
♪ One, two, three, green light,
but if it's what it seems like ♪
♪ The way you moving, baby ♪
♪ Lets me know that it's gon' be right ♪
♪ I'm ready to go right now ♪
♪ I'm ready to go right now ♪
♪ Do I have a girlfriend?
Technically no ♪
♪ If you'll be my girlfriend,
then I'll make it so ♪
♪ You'll be my only true lover ♪
♪ No competition, no others ♪
♪ Baby, it's just
the thrill of the chase ♪
♪ I've got a feeling
I'm winning this race ♪
♪ Baby, I'm gettin' much closer ♪
♪ I just need permission, so ♪
♪ Give me the green light ♪
♪ I'm ready to go right now ♪
♪ I'm ready to go right now ♪
Woo! Woo!
- Yeah!
- How I do?
- Yo.
- How I do?
- Very smart.
- How I do?
Very smart!
Tone, I am not a voter,
but John is in South Africa right now,
and you just might do.
That was amazing.
Me and John got the same forehead,
it's the only thing I can think to say.
Me and him got the same forehead.
Did you ladies see the
chivalry that was happening?
Did that not make you adore
him even more as a man?
- Yes! Yes!
- As a gentleman?
Kathy, you know Tone is funny,
but did you know he could do that?
No, I would've said,
"No, I'm not coming tonight."
All right, Tone, you can
have a seat in the VIP.
- Just go ahead and relax, sit down.
- Appreciate it.
So, Kathy Bates and Tone Bell
are bringing it early,
and the performances for tonight
will be far from Disjointed.
Tone is about to turn it up
several notches.
Miss this, and you'll be sorry.
- It's LSB.
- It's LSB, baby!
♪ Give me the green light ♪
♪ Give me just one night ♪
♪ Yeah! Woo! ♪
♪ It takes two to make
a thing go right ♪
Lip Sync Battle is back, and
Tone Bell is ready to battle it out
with his castmate, Kathy Bates.
How does a guy known for spitting jokes
plan on taking out one
of the world's finest actresses?
Let's find out.
I'm anxious, I think. I don't
think I'm nervous. I'm anxious.
I'm not really a musician at all,
and so to sing and dance
and the choreography
is a little something new for me,
but I'm excited now.
I mean, I feel... I feel pretty good.
I feel like my song choices are strong,
give you a little something that...
you know, a little nostalgic.
And the person who sings it is
not really known as a musician.
He dabbles, but it's not
really what he's known for.
Kathy, come for me.
That's what you're gonna do.
Come for me.
And I'm only talking,
'cause I know she's talking.
She be texting me all day.
"What you doing?"
I'm like, "Why you up? Get some sleep.
"Get some rest, 'cause
you gonna need it, okay?
Get your electrolytes in right now."
It's already in my house.
It's already in my house.
I had... I had one
of these built already.
Did you think it was a game?
It ain't a game.
Dramatic walk away.
Kathy's not the only good
actor around here, okay?
I feel like a champ,
is what I feel like right now.
Feel like somebody who needs to get
a bigger belt loop
for this belt I'm about to win.
♪ Girl, I can't understand it ♪
♪ Why you want to hurt me ♪
♪ After all of the things
I've done for you ♪
♪ My girl wants to party all the time ♪
♪ Party all the time,
party all the time ♪
♪ My girl wants to party all the time ♪
♪ Party all the time ♪
♪ She parties all the time ♪
♪ Girl, I've seen you in clubs
just hanging out and dancing ♪
♪ You give your number
to every man you see ♪
♪ My girl wants to party all the time ♪
♪ Party all the time,
party all the time ♪
♪ My girl wants to party all the time ♪
♪ Party all the time ♪
♪ She likes to party all the time ♪
♪ My girl wants to party all the time ♪
♪ Party all the time,
party all the time ♪
♪ My girl wants to party all the time ♪
♪ Party all the time ♪
- ♪ Ooh, hoo, hoo ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
Whoa!
Chrissy, you've got bananas
in the tailpipe over there.
Yeah, I got... I got two bananas, LL.
I'm lonely.
I like to party.
Kathy, how do you feel watching Tone
get, you know, get Murphy with it?
Uh, I... I really think
he should repeat this number,
and I'm gonna go home.
- No. No. No, no, no, no.
- No way, no way, no way.
It was amazing, Tone!
Amazing!
I gotta be honest with you.
I feel like... I feel like
you might have something
up your sleeves.
I'm not getting too excited just yet.
Well, I hope so.
Well, Tone, you can
head on over to the VIP.
I'm gonna head over there.
All right, all right.
Great job. Make some noise for him!
Nothing's better than partying so much,
you have to involve the cops.
And when we return, we'll
find out how Kathy plans
to make this a miserable night for Tone.
Oh yeah, we got more. This is LSB.
♪ My girl wants to party all the time ♪
♪ Yeah! Whoo! ♪
♪ It takes two to make
a thing go right ♪
LSB is back, and Kathy Bates
is ready to take the stage.
Let's check out behind the scenes
and find out the steps she took
to give an award-worthy performance.
- You're scared, right?
- Yeah, I'm shaking in my...
- I'm shaking in my socks right now.
- This guy... this guy...
- This lady...
- ...taught me all I know about comedy.
I just fell in love with Tone right away
when we were doing Disjointed.
He's a great stand-up comedian,
and a Lotta love there.
Go out there, get your dance on.
All right. Bye, baby.
Hey! How are you guys?
- It's so fun. Everybody is amazing.
- Oh my gosh.
I think it's the
juxtaposition of that song,
and who you think I am
is just like 180 degrees.
And also, when I heard it,
I just thought,
it's such a fun song, but I really,
really fell in love with it.
Kathy Bates in the house!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Tone, I love you,
but all's fair in love and war,
so you better bring your "A" game
and not your "Z" game, all right?
And I... I don't wanna win
just because of who I am,
you know, because I'm so (bleeps) famous
and have so many awards and (bleeps).
I really wanna earn it,
so really bring it,
because I don't want you
to just, you know,
thrown the game just because of me.
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ I got a condo in Manhattan ♪
♪ Baby girl, what's hatnin'? ♪
♪ You and your ass invited ♪
♪ So gon' and get to clappin' ♪
♪ Go pop it for a player,
pop-pop it for me ♪
♪ Turn around and drop it for a
player, drop-drop it for me ♪
♪ I'll rent a beach house in Miami ♪
♪ Wake up with no jammies, nope ♪
♪ Lobster tail for dinner,
Julio, serve that scampi ♪
♪ You got it if you want it,
got, got it if you want it ♪
♪ Said you got it if you want it ♪
♪ Take my wallet if you want it, now ♪
♪ Jump in the Cadillac, girl,
let's put some miles on it ♪
♪ Anything you want,
just to put a smile on you ♪
♪ You deserve it, baby,
you deserve it all ♪
♪ And I'm gonna give it to you ♪
♪ Cool jewelry shining so bright ♪
♪ Strawberry champagne on ice ♪
♪ Lucky for you, that's what
I like, that's what I like ♪
♪ Lucky for you, that's what
I like, that's what I like ♪
♪ You say you want a good time ♪
♪ Well, here I am, baby,
here I am, baby ♪
♪ Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me ♪
♪ Tell me what's on your mind ♪
♪ What's on your mind? ♪
♪ If you want it, girl,
come and get it ♪
♪ All this is here for you ♪
♪ Cool jewelry shining so bright ♪
♪ Strawberry champagne on ice ♪
♪ Lucky for you, that's what
I like, that's what I like ♪
♪ Lucky for you, that's what
I like, that's what I like ♪
Damn!
Damn!
Oh my God.
- Kathy!
- Damn.
- Now...
- Kathy, Kathy, Kathy, Kathy,
- Kathy, Kathy, Kathy...
- Yeah!
Damn.
Whoo!
Wow!
I finally have an answer
when somebody asks me...
which is always... "What's your
favorite LSB moment ever?"
It is you on that stage,
doing the foot slide.
Oh, come on.
Another foot slide.
Another foot slide. Oh.
What did it feel like
for you to transform
- into Bruno Mars for that moment?
- Oh, I wish.
Oh my God, I love me some Bruno.
I really do. I gotta tell you,
I love that guy.
- He's a great guy.
- I want to go to his concert.
Do you think, maybe, he'll let
me come and see his concert?
- I think he will let you come.
- Okay.
- I think we can figure that out.
- He is so talented.
- I just love him.
- He's amazing.
- Shout out to Bruno Mars.
- Yeah! Bruno Mars!
- Tone?
- I got no other words. You did that shit, girl.
Look, look, this little move right here?
I know!
You unbelievable, KB. Unbelievable.
Thank you. Thank you.
Kathy, you can relax in the VIP.
- All right.
- Yeah, go into the VIP.
The cast of Disjointed came through
and gave us exactly what we like...
an all-night party. And when
we return, it's winning time,
as we find out who takes
home this magnificent belt.
It's gorgeous and shiny
and ready for the taking.
This is the battle, Lip Sync Battle.
Lip Sync Battle, baby.
♪ Cool jewelry shining so bright ♪
♪ Yeah! Whoo! ♪
♪ It takes two to make
a thing go right ♪
♪ Yeah! Whoo! ♪
Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle.
Now, tonight we experienced
some amazing performances,
as Tone Bell and Kathy
Bates did their thing.
They pushed each other all
night, incredible job.
Before we choose a winner,
we gotta shout out the cast
of Disjointed...
...up in the balcony.
Disjointed on Netflix!
But it's to find out who
will be the new LSB champ.
All right? Is the Lip Sync Battle champ
Tone Bell?
Woo! Woo! Woo!
Woo!
- Yes! Woo!
- That's a lot of "woos."
Or is the Lip Sync Battle
champ Kathy Bates?
Yeah!
Kathy, Kathy, Kathy,
Kathy, Kathy, Kathy...
And the winner of Lip
Sync Battle tonight is...
Kathy Bates!
- Whoo!
- Wow.
Thank you all!
- Thank you.
- Kathy, you have the belt, all right?
You are the new Lip
Sync Battle champion.
How does it feel?
Well, I... I don't... I don't
even know what to say.
Seriously. Because I didn't
know this was part of it.
And this feels really good.
And I'm really just happy to
be here with all of you guys.
It's amazing!
Thank you so much. We definitely...
Tone, we hope you enjoyed yourself.
- Absolutely.
- You know what I'm saying?
We enjoyed you. You know what I mean?
- Absolutely.
- How was your LSB experience?
Man, LSB? Unbelievable.
Would not have wanted to do it
with anybody else other than...
Give it up for Kathy
one more time, everybody.
Well, a big thanks
to Kathy Bates and Tone Bell
for being a major addition
to our Lip Sync crew tonight.
And a big shout out to Lip Sync Nation
all over the world.
One love from me, LL, Cool J,
and Chrissy Teigen.
And remember, whatever you do in life,
"Knock 'em outta the box, L.
Knock 'em out, L!"
♪ Cool jewelry shining so bright ♪
♪ Strawberry champagne on ice ♪
♪ Lucky for you, that's what I like ♪
♪ That's what I like ♪
♪ Lucky for you, that's what I like ♪
♪ That's what I like ♪
♪ You say you want ♪
♪ A good time ♪
♪ Well, here I am, baby ♪
♪ Here I am, baby ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah! ♪
♪ It takes two to make
a thing go right ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah! ♪
- ♪ It takes two to make it outta sight ♪
- ♪ Hit it ♪
♪ I wanna rock right now ♪
♪ I'm Rob Base and I came to get down ♪
♪ I'm not internationally known ♪
♪ But I'm known to rock a microphone ♪
♪ Because I get stupid ♪
♪ I mean outrageous ♪
♪ Stay away from me ♪
♪ If you're contagious ♪
♪ Ladies love me, girls adore me ♪
♪ I mean even the ones
who never saw me ♪
♪ Like one, two, three, get loose now ♪
♪ It takes two to make ♪
♪ It takes two, it takes two to make a ♪
♪ It takes two to make a thing ♪
What up, Lip Sync Battle?
Hello, hello.
This battle is serving up major stars
and major comedy.
To lead us all through the madness,
he always rocks the mic right,
your host, LL Cool J!
♪ They call me Big L'y ♪
- ♪ Big silly ♪
- What?
♪ Big money ♪
- ♪ Big Billy ♪
- Whoo!
♪ When I'm sliding in them all,
can ya hear me? ♪
- Hands up!
- ♪ I be sexing wit these bars so ya feel me ♪
Hands up, hands up, hands up!
- Lemme hear you say, "Yeah!"
- Yeah!
Now scream!
♪ Go, Chrissy, get busy ♪
♪ Go, Chrissy ♪
She surprises.
She mesmerizes.
She's Chrissy Teigen!
I like it.
I like that color on you, Chrissy.
I know. I just pops a color.
Just going for 'em.
I love it, I love it. All right.
Now, this is the party you
have to see to believe,
and believe me, this is the
only party you'll want to see.
We got two serious contenders
backstage, ready to get it on.
So, if you're ready for the battle,
make some noise.
He's a talented actor,
a hilarious stand-up comedian,
stars as Carter in the
Netflix show Disjointed!
Give it up for Tone Bell.
And she's won an Oscar,
multiple Emmys,
and stars as Ruth in Disjointed!
Make some noise... for Kathy Bates!
Yes!
Kathy, Kathy,
Kathy, Kathy, Kathy, Kathy...
Wow. Amazing. So...
Kathy, Tone, just welcome
to Lip Sync Battle.
- We're so happy to have you.
- Woo!
- Thank you.
- Thank you for having us. Thank you for having us.
So, Kathy, you're gonna kick things off.
Tone, you can have
a seat in the VIP, please.
Kathy, come on over.
What song you gonna go with first?
- What are you thinking?
- Well, I don't wanna let everybody know.
And I have a feeling
that the people here
will really know what it is
just from the first few bars.
- Okay. I like it.
- Yeah?
Ladies and gentlemen, Kathy Bates!
Oh, yeah!
♪ Hip hop hooray, hey, ho ♪
♪ Hey, ho, hey, ho ♪
♪ Hey, ho ♪
♪ You drew a picture of my morning ♪
♪ But you couldn't make my day, hey! ♪
♪ I'm rockin' and you're yawning ♪
♪ But you never look my way, hey! ♪
♪ I'm licking down your darlin' ♪
♪ In every single way, hey! ♪
♪ Your funny flow is foreign ♪
♪ And a green card's on the way ♪
♪ This ain't got... to do with shampoo ♪
♪ But watch your head n shoulder ♪
♪ Brother older bold enough
to fold ya, yo I told ya ♪
♪ A raid afraid of what I made and
played it, plus a funky fit ♪
♪ So save your flips and tricks for
that music and the monkey bit ♪
♪ I live and die for hip-hop ♪
♪ This is hip hop for today ♪
♪ I give props to hip-hop,
so hip hop hooray ♪
♪ Hey, ho, hey, ho ♪
♪ Hey, ho, hey, ho ♪
- ♪ Hip hop hooray! ♪
- ♪ Hey, ho, hey, ho ♪
♪ Hey, ho, hey, ho ♪
♪ You heard a lot about a
brother gaining mo' ground ♪
♪ Being low down, I do the showdown
with any little ho round, no! ♪
♪ I wanna know who you're believing,
through your funny reasons ♪
♪ Even when I'm sleeping you,
think I'm cheatin' ♪
♪ I did your partner
'cause she's hot as a baker ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm Naughty by Nature,
not 'cause I hate ya! ♪
♪ I love black women always
and disrespect ain't the way ♪
♪ Let's start a family today,
hip hop hooray ♪
♪ Hey, ho, hey, ho ♪
♪ Hey, ho, hey, ho ♪
♪ Smooth it out now ♪
I don't think I could've ever
called that for a million dollars.
That was awesome!
That was so cool.
I... I just feel very blessed tonight.
I, honestly, I'm... I'm at a
loss for words. I'm so excited.
- That was amazing.
- Thank you, Chrissy. Thank you.
- So, Kathy.
- Yes.
On your bucket list of things
to accomplish in your career,
how high was performing "Hip Hop
Hooray" on Lip Sync Battle?
You know it was an unexpected pleasure.
I didn't even know it was
in my bucket list,
and I've been digging
through my bucket list,
and there it is. It's like a diamond.
And I'm like, "Oh my God!"
I'm not kidding.
Well, Kathy, you can
head on over to the VIP.
Head on over to the VIP.
Tone. Tone, you come on over.
Oh!
So, Tone, what did you decide
to go with for your first song?
There's a lot of factors,
lot of factors where I'm from.
- Okay.
- And, you know, I'm not gonna say the title.
You just gonna have to hear it.
You gonna have to hear it.
- All right, we wanna hear it.
- Let's do it.
Ladies and gentlemen,
put your hands together
for Tone Bell!
♪ I'm ready to go right now ♪
♪ Ready to go ♪
♪ I'm ready to go right now ♪
♪ I see you move,
I'm checking your smile ♪
♪ Working your back
like it's going out of style ♪
♪ Come just a little bit closer ♪
♪ I just need permission, so ♪
♪ Give me the green light ♪
♪ Give me just one night ♪
♪ I'm ready to go right now ♪
♪ I'm ready to go right now ♪
♪ One, two, three, green light,
but if it's what it seems like ♪
♪ The way you moving, baby ♪
♪ Lets me know that it's gon' be right ♪
♪ I'm ready to go right now ♪
♪ I'm ready to go right now ♪
♪ Do I have a girlfriend?
Technically no ♪
♪ If you'll be my girlfriend,
then I'll make it so ♪
♪ You'll be my only true lover ♪
♪ No competition, no others ♪
♪ Baby, it's just
the thrill of the chase ♪
♪ I've got a feeling
I'm winning this race ♪
♪ Baby, I'm gettin' much closer ♪
♪ I just need permission, so ♪
♪ Give me the green light ♪
♪ I'm ready to go right now ♪
♪ I'm ready to go right now ♪
Woo! Woo!
- Yeah!
- How I do?
- Yo.
- How I do?
- Very smart.
- How I do?
Very smart!
Tone, I am not a voter,
but John is in South Africa right now,
and you just might do.
That was amazing.
Me and John got the same forehead,
it's the only thing I can think to say.
Me and him got the same forehead.
Did you ladies see the
chivalry that was happening?
Did that not make you adore
him even more as a man?
- Yes! Yes!
- As a gentleman?
Kathy, you know Tone is funny,
but did you know he could do that?
No, I would've said,
"No, I'm not coming tonight."
All right, Tone, you can
have a seat in the VIP.
- Just go ahead and relax, sit down.
- Appreciate it.
So, Kathy Bates and Tone Bell
are bringing it early,
and the performances for tonight
will be far from Disjointed.
Tone is about to turn it up
several notches.
Miss this, and you'll be sorry.
- It's LSB.
- It's LSB, baby!
♪ Give me the green light ♪
♪ Give me just one night ♪
♪ Yeah! Woo! ♪
♪ It takes two to make
a thing go right ♪
Lip Sync Battle is back, and
Tone Bell is ready to battle it out
with his castmate, Kathy Bates.
How does a guy known for spitting jokes
plan on taking out one
of the world's finest actresses?
Let's find out.
I'm anxious, I think. I don't
think I'm nervous. I'm anxious.
I'm not really a musician at all,
and so to sing and dance
and the choreography
is a little something new for me,
but I'm excited now.
I mean, I feel... I feel pretty good.
I feel like my song choices are strong,
give you a little something that...
you know, a little nostalgic.
And the person who sings it is
not really known as a musician.
He dabbles, but it's not
really what he's known for.
Kathy, come for me.
That's what you're gonna do.
Come for me.
And I'm only talking,
'cause I know she's talking.
She be texting me all day.
"What you doing?"
I'm like, "Why you up? Get some sleep.
"Get some rest, 'cause
you gonna need it, okay?
Get your electrolytes in right now."
It's already in my house.
It's already in my house.
I had... I had one
of these built already.
Did you think it was a game?
It ain't a game.
Dramatic walk away.
Kathy's not the only good
actor around here, okay?
I feel like a champ,
is what I feel like right now.
Feel like somebody who needs to get
a bigger belt loop
for this belt I'm about to win.
♪ Girl, I can't understand it ♪
♪ Why you want to hurt me ♪
♪ After all of the things
I've done for you ♪
♪ My girl wants to party all the time ♪
♪ Party all the time,
party all the time ♪
♪ My girl wants to party all the time ♪
♪ Party all the time ♪
♪ She parties all the time ♪
♪ Girl, I've seen you in clubs
just hanging out and dancing ♪
♪ You give your number
to every man you see ♪
♪ My girl wants to party all the time ♪
♪ Party all the time,
party all the time ♪
♪ My girl wants to party all the time ♪
♪ Party all the time ♪
♪ She likes to party all the time ♪
♪ My girl wants to party all the time ♪
♪ Party all the time,
party all the time ♪
♪ My girl wants to party all the time ♪
♪ Party all the time ♪
- ♪ Ooh, hoo, hoo ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
Whoa!
Chrissy, you've got bananas
in the tailpipe over there.
Yeah, I got... I got two bananas, LL.
I'm lonely.
I like to party.
Kathy, how do you feel watching Tone
get, you know, get Murphy with it?
Uh, I... I really think
he should repeat this number,
and I'm gonna go home.
- No. No. No, no, no, no.
- No way, no way, no way.
It was amazing, Tone!
Amazing!
I gotta be honest with you.
I feel like... I feel like
you might have something
up your sleeves.
I'm not getting too excited just yet.
Well, I hope so.
Well, Tone, you can
head on over to the VIP.
I'm gonna head over there.
All right, all right.
Great job. Make some noise for him!
Nothing's better than partying so much,
you have to involve the cops.
And when we return, we'll
find out how Kathy plans
to make this a miserable night for Tone.
Oh yeah, we got more. This is LSB.
♪ My girl wants to party all the time ♪
♪ Yeah! Whoo! ♪
♪ It takes two to make
a thing go right ♪
LSB is back, and Kathy Bates
is ready to take the stage.
Let's check out behind the scenes
and find out the steps she took
to give an award-worthy performance.
- You're scared, right?
- Yeah, I'm shaking in my...
- I'm shaking in my socks right now.
- This guy... this guy...
- This lady...
- ...taught me all I know about comedy.
I just fell in love with Tone right away
when we were doing Disjointed.
He's a great stand-up comedian,
and a Lotta love there.
Go out there, get your dance on.
All right. Bye, baby.
Hey! How are you guys?
- It's so fun. Everybody is amazing.
- Oh my gosh.
I think it's the
juxtaposition of that song,
and who you think I am
is just like 180 degrees.
And also, when I heard it,
I just thought,
it's such a fun song, but I really,
really fell in love with it.
Kathy Bates in the house!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Tone, I love you,
but all's fair in love and war,
so you better bring your "A" game
and not your "Z" game, all right?
And I... I don't wanna win
just because of who I am,
you know, because I'm so (bleeps) famous
and have so many awards and (bleeps).
I really wanna earn it,
so really bring it,
because I don't want you
to just, you know,
thrown the game just because of me.
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ I got a condo in Manhattan ♪
♪ Baby girl, what's hatnin'? ♪
♪ You and your ass invited ♪
♪ So gon' and get to clappin' ♪
♪ Go pop it for a player,
pop-pop it for me ♪
♪ Turn around and drop it for a
player, drop-drop it for me ♪
♪ I'll rent a beach house in Miami ♪
♪ Wake up with no jammies, nope ♪
♪ Lobster tail for dinner,
Julio, serve that scampi ♪
♪ You got it if you want it,
got, got it if you want it ♪
♪ Said you got it if you want it ♪
♪ Take my wallet if you want it, now ♪
♪ Jump in the Cadillac, girl,
let's put some miles on it ♪
♪ Anything you want,
just to put a smile on you ♪
♪ You deserve it, baby,
you deserve it all ♪
♪ And I'm gonna give it to you ♪
♪ Cool jewelry shining so bright ♪
♪ Strawberry champagne on ice ♪
♪ Lucky for you, that's what
I like, that's what I like ♪
♪ Lucky for you, that's what
I like, that's what I like ♪
♪ You say you want a good time ♪
♪ Well, here I am, baby,
here I am, baby ♪
♪ Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me ♪
♪ Tell me what's on your mind ♪
♪ What's on your mind? ♪
♪ If you want it, girl,
come and get it ♪
♪ All this is here for you ♪
♪ Cool jewelry shining so bright ♪
♪ Strawberry champagne on ice ♪
♪ Lucky for you, that's what
I like, that's what I like ♪
♪ Lucky for you, that's what
I like, that's what I like ♪
Damn!
Damn!
Oh my God.
- Kathy!
- Damn.
- Now...
- Kathy, Kathy, Kathy, Kathy,
- Kathy, Kathy, Kathy...
- Yeah!
Damn.
Whoo!
Wow!
I finally have an answer
when somebody asks me...
which is always... "What's your
favorite LSB moment ever?"
It is you on that stage,
doing the foot slide.
Oh, come on.
Another foot slide.
Another foot slide. Oh.
What did it feel like
for you to transform
- into Bruno Mars for that moment?
- Oh, I wish.
Oh my God, I love me some Bruno.
I really do. I gotta tell you,
I love that guy.
- He's a great guy.
- I want to go to his concert.
Do you think, maybe, he'll let
me come and see his concert?
- I think he will let you come.
- Okay.
- I think we can figure that out.
- He is so talented.
- I just love him.
- He's amazing.
- Shout out to Bruno Mars.
- Yeah! Bruno Mars!
- Tone?
- I got no other words. You did that shit, girl.
Look, look, this little move right here?
I know!
You unbelievable, KB. Unbelievable.
Thank you. Thank you.
Kathy, you can relax in the VIP.
- All right.
- Yeah, go into the VIP.
The cast of Disjointed came through
and gave us exactly what we like...
an all-night party. And when
we return, it's winning time,
as we find out who takes
home this magnificent belt.
It's gorgeous and shiny
and ready for the taking.
This is the battle, Lip Sync Battle.
Lip Sync Battle, baby.
♪ Cool jewelry shining so bright ♪
♪ Yeah! Whoo! ♪
♪ It takes two to make
a thing go right ♪
♪ Yeah! Whoo! ♪
Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle.
Now, tonight we experienced
some amazing performances,
as Tone Bell and Kathy
Bates did their thing.
They pushed each other all
night, incredible job.
Before we choose a winner,
we gotta shout out the cast
of Disjointed...
...up in the balcony.
Disjointed on Netflix!
But it's to find out who
will be the new LSB champ.
All right? Is the Lip Sync Battle champ
Tone Bell?
Woo! Woo! Woo!
Woo!
- Yes! Woo!
- That's a lot of "woos."
Or is the Lip Sync Battle
champ Kathy Bates?
Yeah!
Kathy, Kathy, Kathy,
Kathy, Kathy, Kathy...
And the winner of Lip
Sync Battle tonight is...
Kathy Bates!
- Whoo!
- Wow.
Thank you all!
- Thank you.
- Kathy, you have the belt, all right?
You are the new Lip
Sync Battle champion.
How does it feel?
Well, I... I don't... I don't
even know what to say.
Seriously. Because I didn't
know this was part of it.
And this feels really good.
And I'm really just happy to
be here with all of you guys.
It's amazing!
Thank you so much. We definitely...
Tone, we hope you enjoyed yourself.
- Absolutely.
- You know what I'm saying?
We enjoyed you. You know what I mean?
- Absolutely.
- How was your LSB experience?
Man, LSB? Unbelievable.
Would not have wanted to do it
with anybody else other than...
Give it up for Kathy
one more time, everybody.
Well, a big thanks
to Kathy Bates and Tone Bell
for being a major addition
to our Lip Sync crew tonight.
And a big shout out to Lip Sync Nation
all over the world.
One love from me, LL, Cool J,
and Chrissy Teigen.
And remember, whatever you do in life,
"Knock 'em outta the box, L.
Knock 'em out, L!"
♪ Cool jewelry shining so bright ♪
♪ Strawberry champagne on ice ♪
♪ Lucky for you, that's what I like ♪
♪ That's what I like ♪
♪ Lucky for you, that's what I like ♪
♪ That's what I like ♪
♪ You say you want ♪
♪ A good time ♪
♪ Well, here I am, baby ♪
♪ Here I am, baby ♪