Lip Sync Battle (2015–…): Season 4, Episode 4 - LaVar Ball vs. Lonzo Ball - full transcript
- Hit it!
- ♪ Yeah, yeah! ♪
♪ It takes two to make
a thing go right ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah! ♪
- ♪ It takes two to make it outta sight ♪
- ♪ Hit it ♪
♪ I wanna rock right now ♪
♪ I'm Rob Base and I came to get down ♪
♪ I'm not internationally known ♪
♪ But I'm known to rock a microphone ♪
♪ Because I get stupid ♪
♪ I mean outrageous ♪
♪ Stay away from me ♪
♪ If you're contagious ♪
♪ Ladies love me, girls adore me ♪
♪ I mean even the ones
who never saw me ♪
♪ Like one, two, three, get loose now ♪
♪ It takes two ♪
♪ It takes two, it takes
two, it takes two ♪
What's up, Lip Sync Nation?
What is up?
Ooh, it's a good one tonight,
and it's a family affair.
And to lead us all into battle,
I need to bring out
the main man on the Mic!
My brother from another mother.
The hip hop legend LL Cool J!
♪ They call me Big L'y ♪
♪ Big silly ♪
♪ Big Money ♪
♪ Big Billy ♪
♪ When I'm sliding in them
all, can ya hear me? ♪
Put your hands in the air!
- ♪ We be up in the club ♪
- Hands up!
♪ Come to the back ♪
Let me hear you say "yeah!"
- Yeah!
- ♪ Go, Chrissy, it's your birthday! ♪
♪ Go, Chrissy, it's your birthday ♪
Now put your hands up,
put your hands up!
Put your hands up, put your hands up!
Now, scream!
Welcome to Lip Sync Battle!
Alright, it's time to get this
battle started. Let's go!
He's a UCLA Bruin.
The Number Two pick
in the 2017 NBA draft,
and he's coming into the league
rocking them new ZO2 sneakers!
Starting point guard
for the Los Angeles Lakers.
He's Lonzo Ball!
And he's a walking court machine,
the patriarch of the Ball family,
and the founder and CEO
of the Big Baller Brand.
Give it up for LaVar Ball!
We got the Balls in the house.
That's what I'm talking about man!
That's what I'm talking about!
I'm built for this!
He not even my son right now.
I'm not even looking at that.
Oh!
Alright, well, LaVar, you can
chill in the VIP for a second.
Lonzo, come on over.
You're first up.
So what song are you
setting it off with?
You know. Kendrick Lamar, "Stay Humble."
- Whoo!
- We in LA, let's do LA.
Alright! Ladies and gentlemen,
here is Lonzo Ball!
♪ Nobody pray for me ♪
♪ Even a day for me ♪
♪ Way, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Ay, I remember syrup sandwiches ♪
♪ And crime allowances ♪
♪ Finesse a nun with some counterfeits ♪
♪ But now I'm countin' this ♪
♪ Parmesan where my accountant lives ♪
♪ In fact, I'm downin' this ♪
♪ D'USSE with my boo bae ♪
♪ Tastes like Kool-Aid
for the analysts ♪
♪ Girl, I can buy yo' ass
the world with my paystub ♪
♪ I know that is good ♪
♪ Won't you sit it on my taste bloods? ♪
♪ If I quit your BM,
I still ride Mercedes, funk ♪
♪ If I quit this season,
I still be the greatest, funk ♪
♪ My left stroke just went viral ♪
♪ Right stroke put
lil' baby in a spiral ♪
♪ Soprano C, we like
to keep it on a high note ♪
♪ It's levels to it, you and I know ♪
♪ Tell her, be humble ♪
♪ Sit down ♪
♪ Be humble ♪
♪ Sit down, be humble ♪
♪ Sit down ♪
♪ Be humble ♪
♪ Sit down ♪
♪ Who dat uh thinkin' that
he frontin' on man, man? ♪
♪ Get the... off my stage,
I'm the Sandman ♪
♪ Get the... off my...,
that ain't right ♪
♪ I make a play
blowing up your whole life ♪
♪ Hey, this that Grey Poupon,
that Evian, that TED Talk, ay ♪
♪ Watch my soul speak,
you let the meds talk, ay ♪
♪ If I kill a...,
it won't be the alcohol, ay ♪
♪ I'm the realest uh after all,
tell him, be humble ♪
♪ Sit down ♪
♪ Be humble ♪
♪ Sit down, be humble ♪
♪ Tell him sit down ♪
♪ Be humble ♪
♪ Sit down ♪
Oh!
Lonzo!
Oh! Oh!
I've never seen somebody
completely direct their entire
song to their competition.
That's awesome.
I like this. I like the
way this is starting.
Yeah, so... so...
So, Lonzo, you comin' out the gate.
You takin' shots!
- Come on.
- You know, he talk a lot.
You gotta be humble sometime.
You know, you gotta sit down
sometime and just watch me show.
- Watch me work.
- Your dad is standing.
Your dad is standing.
He standing, he standing, it's alright.
He... he weigh a lot, it take a
lot to chop him down real quick.
You taught this guy
everything he knows, right?
Uh-huh.
Are you responsible for
them little dance moves
he was just doin' just then?
That's that new stuff.
See, you got a young crowd out here,
so they lovin' that,
but I got some good stuff!
I love it.
Alright, Lonzo, you can
have a seat in the VIP.
LaVar, come on over.
So, uh, I wanna see
what you got for the people.
- I'ma give 'em something.
- You're gonna give 'em something?
It's a big baller vibe.
Just check it out!
- It's a big baller vibe?
- Big baller vibe.
Okay, ladies and gentlemen,
are you ready for the big baller vibe?
Make some noise for the big baller,
LaVar Ball!
♪ You can hate me now ♪
- ♪ QB ♪
- ♪ But I won't stop now ♪
♪ 'Cause I can't stop now ♪
- ♪ Brave hearts ♪
- ♪ You can hate me now ♪
♪ Come on, but I won't stop now ♪
♪ 'Cause I can't stop now ♪
♪ You can hate me now ♪
♪ Do it now, do it now ♪
♪ Don't hate me, hate the money I see ♪
♪ Clothes that I buy ♪
♪ Ice that I wear, clothes that I try ♪
♪ Close your eyes, picture me rollin' ♪
♪ Sixes, money foldin' ♪
♪ Chickas, honies that
swollen to riches ♪
♪ Nas get in ya ♪
♪ Most critically acclaimed
Pulitzer Prize winner ♪
♪ Best storyteller, thug
narrator, my style's greater ♪
♪ Model dater, big threat
to a lot of you haters ♪
♪ Commentators ringside
try watchin' my paper ♪
♪ Want me off the scene fast,
but good things last ♪
♪ Like your favorite MC
still makin' some mean cash ♪
♪ First rapper to bring a platinum
plaque back to the projects ♪
♪ But you still wanna hate,
be my guest, I suggest ♪
♪ Do it now ♪
♪ You can hate me now ♪
- ♪ I won't stop ♪
- ♪ But I won't stop now ♪
♪ 'Cause I can't stop now ♪
♪ Uh, you can hate me now ♪
- ♪ Do it now ♪
- ♪ You can hate me now ♪
♪ Do it now ♪
It ain't gonna never stop y'all!
Yo!
Oh my goodness!
- LaVar!
- I love that Lonzo wasn't even fazed.
Like he never even really made a face.
At the end of the day,
even with our parents,
we're all just like, "Ugh, Dad"...
...no matter who we are.
Hey, can I tell you something, LL?
If I was Nas, I'd be mad he put on
a performance like that on my song.
Oh!
Nas told me that only
selected few can do this.
So, Lonzo, there's a lot
of fire thrown out there.
What's your take on the controversy?
I mean, obviously, he's a
legendary rapper, you know.
He's real hip hop. He's the
first one that came to my mind.
It's just people gotta pass
the torch, keep it movin'.
- That's what it is.
- What do you think about that?
What I think about that?
Everybody who's 40 or 50, come with me.
Alright, LaVar.
Well, I'll be over there in a second,
but you can head on over to the VIP.
Now, nothing gets me hotter
than watching old school
battle new school.
It takes a lot of balls.
Absolutely, and when we come back,
we'll see this father-versus-son combo
take their competition
to the next level!
The mud is being slung!
Shots are being thrown!
This is a battle for sure.
- It's LSB.
- Whoo!
♪ You can hate me now ♪
♪ It takes two to make
a thing go right ♪
Lip Sync Battle is back,
and Lonzo is gettin' ready to show
that he can not only
penetrate opposing defenses,
but he can rip the LSB stage too.
So how confident do you think
that you are going into this?
- With your dad?
- I'm pretty confident.
- Yeah? Take him down?
- Yeah.
I think so.
It's a nice little spot y'all got, man.
And then I stand up?
- Yes.
- After that?
It's not like a big thing to me.
I already know I'm gonna win,
so I'm not gonna make too much of it.
- All set?
- But you don't have your...
Alright, should we do it another time?
- Just so you know all the marks and stuff?
- I think I'm good.
No! One more time for me!
- I'm good.
- One more time for me, please, please, please!
I think it's gonna be a
pretty easy, you know, night.
So...
- Lookin' forward. It's an easy dub.
- Oh!
- It's gonna be good. Don't trip.
- I believe you!
_
Uh, just good luck.
I know you're gonna need it,
so, there you go.
That's your son just being your son.
I just usually don't
rehearse good at all. Ever.
- Really?
- I don't rehearse at all, that's why.
His energy compared to mine?
It's like night and day.
Only he's the day and I'm all night!
_
It's like practice,
like, you know, like...
I'm not gonna go hard, like...
_
Last time I did
Lip Sync Battle was in '92.
That's true. You better hope
I get tired real quick.
That's your best bet.
I'm ready to go.
♪ Raindrops, drop top, drop top ♪
- ♪ Smokin' on cookie in the hotbox ♪
- ♪ Cookie ♪
♪ No, you knew she a thot, thot, thot ♪
♪ Cookin' up... in the Crockpot pot ♪
♪ We came from nothin'
to somethin', hey ♪
♪ I don't trust nobody,
grip the trigger, nobody ♪
♪ Call up the gang
and they come and get ya ♪
♪ Cry me a river, give you a tissue ♪
- Ohh!
- ♪ Bad and boujee, bad ♪
♪ Cookin' up with an Uzi, blaow ♪
♪ My... is savage, ruthless ♪
- ♪ Hey ♪
- ♪ We got 30s and 100 rounds too ♪
♪ Glah ♪
♪ Offset, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo ♪
♪ Rackings on rackings,
got back-ends on back-ends ♪
♪ I'm ridin' around in a coupe ♪
♪ I take your "B" right from you, you ♪
♪ I'm a dog, woof, grr ♪
♪ Beat ho walls loose, hey ♪
♪ Hop in the frog, whoo ♪
♪ I pull up, I pull up, I pull up ♪
♪ I hop out with all of
the drugs and the good luck ♪
♪ I'm cookin',
I'm cookin', I'm whippin' ♪
♪ I'm whippin' into
a rock up, let it lock up ♪
♪ Uh, yeah, dat way ♪
♪ Float on the track like a Segway, go ♪
♪ Yeah, dat way ♪
♪ Big... get it on, Macy Gray ♪
♪ Raindrops, drop top, drop top ♪
♪ Smokin' on cookie
in the hotbox, cookie ♪
♪ No, you knew she a thot, thot, thot ♪
♪ Cookin' up... in the Crockpot, pot ♪
♪ We came from nothin'
to somethin', hey ♪
♪ I don't trust nobody,
grip the trigger, nobody ♪
♪ Call up the gang
and they come and get ya ♪
♪ Cry me a river, give you a tissue ♪
♪ Bad and boujee, bad ♪
♪ Cookin' up... with an Uzi, blaow ♪
♪ My... is savage, ruthless ♪
♪ We got 30's and 100 rounds too ♪
Oh my God.
Oh! Oh!
Chrissy, what's in your mouth?
Sorry.
I liked your twerking diner.
- You can be in the next one.
- I was feeling it.
I gotta gain a few.
I have nothing back there.
So... so, Lonzo, I like this jacket.
- It's heavy.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, joint is heavy, right?
So you think that was enough
to beat your dad or what?
You think Pops is in for trouble or...
Easy dub. Ask them, they know.
Alright, so, LaVar,
who do you think has been
a bigger influence?
The Migos or you in his life?
Man, right now you know
it's the Migos, man!
I ain't got nothing like that!
"Bad and Boujee." That was alright!
Alright, Lonzo,
you head on over to the VIP.
So, Lonzo came in to swagger
his way into victory,
but can LaVar teach his son
one more lesson?
Time to see who the bigger baller is.
This is Lip Sync Battle!
Battle, battle, battle, battle, battle.
♪ Raindrops, drop top, drop top ♪
♪ It takes two to make
a thing go right ♪
Lip Sync Battle returns,
and we've got one more performance
before we give out the belt.
LaVar Ball is a man
of vision and foresight.
So let's see him
put his imagination to work
as he brings an LSB performance to life.
So you wanna bend it a little bit, yeah!
Yeah!
I'ma bend. This is as much
as I can bend right here.
Man, I ain't did that since '87.
It's all good!
Oh, I don't consider
myself a good dancer,
I consider myself a... great dancer!
Hey!
I picked this song
because it's old school,
and it says exactly
what I want it to say.
And y'all figure that out when
you see it and when you hear it.
I'm only gonna play one game, too.
- I don't care.
- One game, one game.
- No rematch.
- One game.
KP, hold it... look at that!
Oh, man, you want me to play a guy
who can't not get one ball on the break?
Check this out.
The six is gonna hit the nine,
and then the two's going
right in there like this.
He knows I'm coming at him.
You know that's just how I am.
And when I'm in competition mode,
I forget that they my sons, that's
why we never play one on one.
- What you looking at? I don't have a shot?
- Nope!
Stop it, boy.
Five ball right here.
Keep your eyes on it.
Shut up and look at this, boy.
Shut up and look at it.
I'ma tell him to bring it on.
'Cause I'ma tell him, "You ain't no...
"You can't stand up to your dad.
I'm the one!"
Lonzo can play, but you know
where he got all this from?
Yours truly.
♪ I ♪
♪ I been watching you ♪
- ♪ I think I wanna know ya ♪
- ♪ Know ya ♪
♪ I said I ♪
♪ I'm a little dangerous ♪
- ♪ Girl, I want to show ya ♪
- ♪ Show ya ♪
♪ My jungle love ♪
♪ Yeah, oh, we, oh, we, oh ♪
- ♪ I wanna know ya ♪
- ♪ Know ya ♪
♪ Jungle love ♪
♪ Oh, we, oh, we, oh ♪
- ♪ Girl, I want to show ya ♪
- ♪ Show ya ♪
♪ You ♪
♪ You've got a pretty car ♪
♪ I think I wanna drive it, drive it ♪
♪ I said, I ♪
♪ I'm a little dangerous ♪
♪ Take you to my crib,
rip you off, huh! ♪
♪ Jungle love ♪
♪ Oh, we, oh, we, oh ♪
♪ I think I wanna know ya, know ya ♪
♪ Jungle love ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Oh, we, oh, we, oh ♪
- ♪ Girl, I need to show ya ♪
- ♪ Show ya ♪
Hey, Jessie!
Now, Jerome!
Yes!
- ♪ Oh, we, oh, we, oh ♪
- ♪ Check it out ♪
Uh, that's it, that's it!
Whoa! Come on!
Yo!
Oh, man!
Oh my God!
- You look so fly!
- I told you they ain't ready for this!
I told you!
Stage presence is a monster!
You fell right into the
"Oh, we, oh, we, oh."
Ooh!
LL, you know how to do that move?
I'll do it all day.
Can you teach LL how to do
the "Oh, we, oh, we, oh"?
That's that stage presence.
See, they only used to point.
Drop tops, and blocks.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
They ain't ready for that!
♪ Live real dangerous ♪
Dangerous! That's how I used to
step out of the club. Dangerous!
Yo, you killing me, man.
Oh my God. So, yo...
I mean, you clearly ain't shy.
- No! That ain't no issue.
- That ain't a issue.
So, uh, what was it like?
Morris Day and the Time?
- Tell me about it.
- Man, I'ma tell you about it.
Listen, took me back.
I didn't never think I was
gonna be 50 on stage doing this.
- Ain't nothing wrong with it!
- Ain't nothing wrong it!
I'm just having fun,
man, you taking me back!
- Listen, dreams don't have deadlines, baby.
- Hey, none!
So, Zo...
Zo, how... how many times did
your pops do this at the barbecue?
Just like this with this outfit.
I'm not gonna lie.
I ain't never seen that before.
He ain't never seen it!
'Cause I always keeps
a good spinnin' line!
Oh, we, oh, we, oh.
LaVar, head on over to the VIP, bro.
That was amazing.
And a ball was had by all,
but the belt can only go to one of them.
So who takes home
this beautiful belt, huh?
It's leather bound
and diamond encrusted.
It will instantly make you
the envy of all your friends.
Chrissy Teigen not included.
Who's next to get the belt?
It's Lip Sync Battle, y'all. Let's ride.
♪ Oh, we, oh, we, oh ♪
♪ Girl, I want to know ya, know ya ♪
♪ Jungle love ♪
♪ It takes two to make
a thing go right ♪
Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle!
Before we crown the new champ,
let's give it up for
Lonzo and LaVar Ball
for bringing it all night long!
Make some noise!
Alright, Chrissy, let's do it.
Is the champ... Lonzo Ball?
Or is the champ LaVar Ball?
And the Lip Sync Battle champion is...
LaVar Ball!
♪ Oh, we, oh, we, oh! ♪
Okay, so, LaVar,
how's it feel to be the
Lip Sync Battle champ?
Chrissy, let's put the belt
on the champ.
- Put the belt on the champ.
- Put the belt on the champ.
We gotta put the belt on the champ.
You already knew the belt
was coming to me!
They already had my initials: LSB.
LaVar Star Ball!
I mean, your son is over here.
He's... you know, he's...
He doesn't look, like, too, like,
thrilled with your victory right now.
But it's blood before the belt, right?
- That's what makes it...
- Hey, man, he back to being my son,
but he had to learn the hard way.
I gotta give it to him, man.
Oh, man, so...
how'd you think he did tonight?
How'd you think he did tonight?
Well, I think he did perfect
for an amateur.
So, alright, we gonna
act like Dad didn't say that.
How was your entire
LSB experience tonight, Zo?
No, it was a lot of fun, man.
Appreciate all y'all
showing the love, man.
You know, yeah, you know, I'll
recommend this to everybody for sure.
No doubt about it.
Okay, well, big thanks
to Lonzo and LaVar Ball
for kickin' it with the
Lip Sync Battle crew!
Big shout out to Lip Sync Nation
at home, online,
and all over the world.
One love from me, LL Cool J,
and Chrissy Teigen.
And remember, whatever you do in life,
"Knock 'em out the box, L!
Knock 'em out, L!"
♪ Jungle love, yeah ♪
♪ Oh, we, oh, we, oh ♪
♪ Think I wanna know ya, know ya ♪
♪ Jungle love ♪
- Yes!
- ♪ Oh, we, oh, we, oh ♪
♪ Girl, I'm going to show ya, show ya ♪
♪ Oh, my jungle love, well ♪
♪ Oh, we, oh, we, oh ♪
♪ I think I wanna...
I think I wanna know ya ♪
♪ Tell me, ha! ♪
One more time!
One more time for
the Ball family, y'all.
One more time!
- ♪ Yeah, yeah! ♪
♪ It takes two to make
a thing go right ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah! ♪
- ♪ It takes two to make it outta sight ♪
- ♪ Hit it ♪
♪ I wanna rock right now ♪
♪ I'm Rob Base and I came to get down ♪
♪ I'm not internationally known ♪
♪ But I'm known to rock a microphone ♪
♪ Because I get stupid ♪
♪ I mean outrageous ♪
♪ Stay away from me ♪
♪ If you're contagious ♪
♪ Ladies love me, girls adore me ♪
♪ I mean even the ones
who never saw me ♪
♪ Like one, two, three, get loose now ♪
♪ It takes two ♪
♪ It takes two, it takes
two, it takes two ♪
What's up, Lip Sync Nation?
What is up?
Ooh, it's a good one tonight,
and it's a family affair.
And to lead us all into battle,
I need to bring out
the main man on the Mic!
My brother from another mother.
The hip hop legend LL Cool J!
♪ They call me Big L'y ♪
♪ Big silly ♪
♪ Big Money ♪
♪ Big Billy ♪
♪ When I'm sliding in them
all, can ya hear me? ♪
Put your hands in the air!
- ♪ We be up in the club ♪
- Hands up!
♪ Come to the back ♪
Let me hear you say "yeah!"
- Yeah!
- ♪ Go, Chrissy, it's your birthday! ♪
♪ Go, Chrissy, it's your birthday ♪
Now put your hands up,
put your hands up!
Put your hands up, put your hands up!
Now, scream!
Welcome to Lip Sync Battle!
Alright, it's time to get this
battle started. Let's go!
He's a UCLA Bruin.
The Number Two pick
in the 2017 NBA draft,
and he's coming into the league
rocking them new ZO2 sneakers!
Starting point guard
for the Los Angeles Lakers.
He's Lonzo Ball!
And he's a walking court machine,
the patriarch of the Ball family,
and the founder and CEO
of the Big Baller Brand.
Give it up for LaVar Ball!
We got the Balls in the house.
That's what I'm talking about man!
That's what I'm talking about!
I'm built for this!
He not even my son right now.
I'm not even looking at that.
Oh!
Alright, well, LaVar, you can
chill in the VIP for a second.
Lonzo, come on over.
You're first up.
So what song are you
setting it off with?
You know. Kendrick Lamar, "Stay Humble."
- Whoo!
- We in LA, let's do LA.
Alright! Ladies and gentlemen,
here is Lonzo Ball!
♪ Nobody pray for me ♪
♪ Even a day for me ♪
♪ Way, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Ay, I remember syrup sandwiches ♪
♪ And crime allowances ♪
♪ Finesse a nun with some counterfeits ♪
♪ But now I'm countin' this ♪
♪ Parmesan where my accountant lives ♪
♪ In fact, I'm downin' this ♪
♪ D'USSE with my boo bae ♪
♪ Tastes like Kool-Aid
for the analysts ♪
♪ Girl, I can buy yo' ass
the world with my paystub ♪
♪ I know that is good ♪
♪ Won't you sit it on my taste bloods? ♪
♪ If I quit your BM,
I still ride Mercedes, funk ♪
♪ If I quit this season,
I still be the greatest, funk ♪
♪ My left stroke just went viral ♪
♪ Right stroke put
lil' baby in a spiral ♪
♪ Soprano C, we like
to keep it on a high note ♪
♪ It's levels to it, you and I know ♪
♪ Tell her, be humble ♪
♪ Sit down ♪
♪ Be humble ♪
♪ Sit down, be humble ♪
♪ Sit down ♪
♪ Be humble ♪
♪ Sit down ♪
♪ Who dat uh thinkin' that
he frontin' on man, man? ♪
♪ Get the... off my stage,
I'm the Sandman ♪
♪ Get the... off my...,
that ain't right ♪
♪ I make a play
blowing up your whole life ♪
♪ Hey, this that Grey Poupon,
that Evian, that TED Talk, ay ♪
♪ Watch my soul speak,
you let the meds talk, ay ♪
♪ If I kill a...,
it won't be the alcohol, ay ♪
♪ I'm the realest uh after all,
tell him, be humble ♪
♪ Sit down ♪
♪ Be humble ♪
♪ Sit down, be humble ♪
♪ Tell him sit down ♪
♪ Be humble ♪
♪ Sit down ♪
Oh!
Lonzo!
Oh! Oh!
I've never seen somebody
completely direct their entire
song to their competition.
That's awesome.
I like this. I like the
way this is starting.
Yeah, so... so...
So, Lonzo, you comin' out the gate.
You takin' shots!
- Come on.
- You know, he talk a lot.
You gotta be humble sometime.
You know, you gotta sit down
sometime and just watch me show.
- Watch me work.
- Your dad is standing.
Your dad is standing.
He standing, he standing, it's alright.
He... he weigh a lot, it take a
lot to chop him down real quick.
You taught this guy
everything he knows, right?
Uh-huh.
Are you responsible for
them little dance moves
he was just doin' just then?
That's that new stuff.
See, you got a young crowd out here,
so they lovin' that,
but I got some good stuff!
I love it.
Alright, Lonzo, you can
have a seat in the VIP.
LaVar, come on over.
So, uh, I wanna see
what you got for the people.
- I'ma give 'em something.
- You're gonna give 'em something?
It's a big baller vibe.
Just check it out!
- It's a big baller vibe?
- Big baller vibe.
Okay, ladies and gentlemen,
are you ready for the big baller vibe?
Make some noise for the big baller,
LaVar Ball!
♪ You can hate me now ♪
- ♪ QB ♪
- ♪ But I won't stop now ♪
♪ 'Cause I can't stop now ♪
- ♪ Brave hearts ♪
- ♪ You can hate me now ♪
♪ Come on, but I won't stop now ♪
♪ 'Cause I can't stop now ♪
♪ You can hate me now ♪
♪ Do it now, do it now ♪
♪ Don't hate me, hate the money I see ♪
♪ Clothes that I buy ♪
♪ Ice that I wear, clothes that I try ♪
♪ Close your eyes, picture me rollin' ♪
♪ Sixes, money foldin' ♪
♪ Chickas, honies that
swollen to riches ♪
♪ Nas get in ya ♪
♪ Most critically acclaimed
Pulitzer Prize winner ♪
♪ Best storyteller, thug
narrator, my style's greater ♪
♪ Model dater, big threat
to a lot of you haters ♪
♪ Commentators ringside
try watchin' my paper ♪
♪ Want me off the scene fast,
but good things last ♪
♪ Like your favorite MC
still makin' some mean cash ♪
♪ First rapper to bring a platinum
plaque back to the projects ♪
♪ But you still wanna hate,
be my guest, I suggest ♪
♪ Do it now ♪
♪ You can hate me now ♪
- ♪ I won't stop ♪
- ♪ But I won't stop now ♪
♪ 'Cause I can't stop now ♪
♪ Uh, you can hate me now ♪
- ♪ Do it now ♪
- ♪ You can hate me now ♪
♪ Do it now ♪
It ain't gonna never stop y'all!
Yo!
Oh my goodness!
- LaVar!
- I love that Lonzo wasn't even fazed.
Like he never even really made a face.
At the end of the day,
even with our parents,
we're all just like, "Ugh, Dad"...
...no matter who we are.
Hey, can I tell you something, LL?
If I was Nas, I'd be mad he put on
a performance like that on my song.
Oh!
Nas told me that only
selected few can do this.
So, Lonzo, there's a lot
of fire thrown out there.
What's your take on the controversy?
I mean, obviously, he's a
legendary rapper, you know.
He's real hip hop. He's the
first one that came to my mind.
It's just people gotta pass
the torch, keep it movin'.
- That's what it is.
- What do you think about that?
What I think about that?
Everybody who's 40 or 50, come with me.
Alright, LaVar.
Well, I'll be over there in a second,
but you can head on over to the VIP.
Now, nothing gets me hotter
than watching old school
battle new school.
It takes a lot of balls.
Absolutely, and when we come back,
we'll see this father-versus-son combo
take their competition
to the next level!
The mud is being slung!
Shots are being thrown!
This is a battle for sure.
- It's LSB.
- Whoo!
♪ You can hate me now ♪
♪ It takes two to make
a thing go right ♪
Lip Sync Battle is back,
and Lonzo is gettin' ready to show
that he can not only
penetrate opposing defenses,
but he can rip the LSB stage too.
So how confident do you think
that you are going into this?
- With your dad?
- I'm pretty confident.
- Yeah? Take him down?
- Yeah.
I think so.
It's a nice little spot y'all got, man.
And then I stand up?
- Yes.
- After that?
It's not like a big thing to me.
I already know I'm gonna win,
so I'm not gonna make too much of it.
- All set?
- But you don't have your...
Alright, should we do it another time?
- Just so you know all the marks and stuff?
- I think I'm good.
No! One more time for me!
- I'm good.
- One more time for me, please, please, please!
I think it's gonna be a
pretty easy, you know, night.
So...
- Lookin' forward. It's an easy dub.
- Oh!
- It's gonna be good. Don't trip.
- I believe you!
_
Uh, just good luck.
I know you're gonna need it,
so, there you go.
That's your son just being your son.
I just usually don't
rehearse good at all. Ever.
- Really?
- I don't rehearse at all, that's why.
His energy compared to mine?
It's like night and day.
Only he's the day and I'm all night!
_
It's like practice,
like, you know, like...
I'm not gonna go hard, like...
_
Last time I did
Lip Sync Battle was in '92.
That's true. You better hope
I get tired real quick.
That's your best bet.
I'm ready to go.
♪ Raindrops, drop top, drop top ♪
- ♪ Smokin' on cookie in the hotbox ♪
- ♪ Cookie ♪
♪ No, you knew she a thot, thot, thot ♪
♪ Cookin' up... in the Crockpot pot ♪
♪ We came from nothin'
to somethin', hey ♪
♪ I don't trust nobody,
grip the trigger, nobody ♪
♪ Call up the gang
and they come and get ya ♪
♪ Cry me a river, give you a tissue ♪
- Ohh!
- ♪ Bad and boujee, bad ♪
♪ Cookin' up with an Uzi, blaow ♪
♪ My... is savage, ruthless ♪
- ♪ Hey ♪
- ♪ We got 30s and 100 rounds too ♪
♪ Glah ♪
♪ Offset, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo ♪
♪ Rackings on rackings,
got back-ends on back-ends ♪
♪ I'm ridin' around in a coupe ♪
♪ I take your "B" right from you, you ♪
♪ I'm a dog, woof, grr ♪
♪ Beat ho walls loose, hey ♪
♪ Hop in the frog, whoo ♪
♪ I pull up, I pull up, I pull up ♪
♪ I hop out with all of
the drugs and the good luck ♪
♪ I'm cookin',
I'm cookin', I'm whippin' ♪
♪ I'm whippin' into
a rock up, let it lock up ♪
♪ Uh, yeah, dat way ♪
♪ Float on the track like a Segway, go ♪
♪ Yeah, dat way ♪
♪ Big... get it on, Macy Gray ♪
♪ Raindrops, drop top, drop top ♪
♪ Smokin' on cookie
in the hotbox, cookie ♪
♪ No, you knew she a thot, thot, thot ♪
♪ Cookin' up... in the Crockpot, pot ♪
♪ We came from nothin'
to somethin', hey ♪
♪ I don't trust nobody,
grip the trigger, nobody ♪
♪ Call up the gang
and they come and get ya ♪
♪ Cry me a river, give you a tissue ♪
♪ Bad and boujee, bad ♪
♪ Cookin' up... with an Uzi, blaow ♪
♪ My... is savage, ruthless ♪
♪ We got 30's and 100 rounds too ♪
Oh my God.
Oh! Oh!
Chrissy, what's in your mouth?
Sorry.
I liked your twerking diner.
- You can be in the next one.
- I was feeling it.
I gotta gain a few.
I have nothing back there.
So... so, Lonzo, I like this jacket.
- It's heavy.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, joint is heavy, right?
So you think that was enough
to beat your dad or what?
You think Pops is in for trouble or...
Easy dub. Ask them, they know.
Alright, so, LaVar,
who do you think has been
a bigger influence?
The Migos or you in his life?
Man, right now you know
it's the Migos, man!
I ain't got nothing like that!
"Bad and Boujee." That was alright!
Alright, Lonzo,
you head on over to the VIP.
So, Lonzo came in to swagger
his way into victory,
but can LaVar teach his son
one more lesson?
Time to see who the bigger baller is.
This is Lip Sync Battle!
Battle, battle, battle, battle, battle.
♪ Raindrops, drop top, drop top ♪
♪ It takes two to make
a thing go right ♪
Lip Sync Battle returns,
and we've got one more performance
before we give out the belt.
LaVar Ball is a man
of vision and foresight.
So let's see him
put his imagination to work
as he brings an LSB performance to life.
So you wanna bend it a little bit, yeah!
Yeah!
I'ma bend. This is as much
as I can bend right here.
Man, I ain't did that since '87.
It's all good!
Oh, I don't consider
myself a good dancer,
I consider myself a... great dancer!
Hey!
I picked this song
because it's old school,
and it says exactly
what I want it to say.
And y'all figure that out when
you see it and when you hear it.
I'm only gonna play one game, too.
- I don't care.
- One game, one game.
- No rematch.
- One game.
KP, hold it... look at that!
Oh, man, you want me to play a guy
who can't not get one ball on the break?
Check this out.
The six is gonna hit the nine,
and then the two's going
right in there like this.
He knows I'm coming at him.
You know that's just how I am.
And when I'm in competition mode,
I forget that they my sons, that's
why we never play one on one.
- What you looking at? I don't have a shot?
- Nope!
Stop it, boy.
Five ball right here.
Keep your eyes on it.
Shut up and look at this, boy.
Shut up and look at it.
I'ma tell him to bring it on.
'Cause I'ma tell him, "You ain't no...
"You can't stand up to your dad.
I'm the one!"
Lonzo can play, but you know
where he got all this from?
Yours truly.
♪ I ♪
♪ I been watching you ♪
- ♪ I think I wanna know ya ♪
- ♪ Know ya ♪
♪ I said I ♪
♪ I'm a little dangerous ♪
- ♪ Girl, I want to show ya ♪
- ♪ Show ya ♪
♪ My jungle love ♪
♪ Yeah, oh, we, oh, we, oh ♪
- ♪ I wanna know ya ♪
- ♪ Know ya ♪
♪ Jungle love ♪
♪ Oh, we, oh, we, oh ♪
- ♪ Girl, I want to show ya ♪
- ♪ Show ya ♪
♪ You ♪
♪ You've got a pretty car ♪
♪ I think I wanna drive it, drive it ♪
♪ I said, I ♪
♪ I'm a little dangerous ♪
♪ Take you to my crib,
rip you off, huh! ♪
♪ Jungle love ♪
♪ Oh, we, oh, we, oh ♪
♪ I think I wanna know ya, know ya ♪
♪ Jungle love ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Oh, we, oh, we, oh ♪
- ♪ Girl, I need to show ya ♪
- ♪ Show ya ♪
Hey, Jessie!
Now, Jerome!
Yes!
- ♪ Oh, we, oh, we, oh ♪
- ♪ Check it out ♪
Uh, that's it, that's it!
Whoa! Come on!
Yo!
Oh, man!
Oh my God!
- You look so fly!
- I told you they ain't ready for this!
I told you!
Stage presence is a monster!
You fell right into the
"Oh, we, oh, we, oh."
Ooh!
LL, you know how to do that move?
I'll do it all day.
Can you teach LL how to do
the "Oh, we, oh, we, oh"?
That's that stage presence.
See, they only used to point.
Drop tops, and blocks.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
They ain't ready for that!
♪ Live real dangerous ♪
Dangerous! That's how I used to
step out of the club. Dangerous!
Yo, you killing me, man.
Oh my God. So, yo...
I mean, you clearly ain't shy.
- No! That ain't no issue.
- That ain't a issue.
So, uh, what was it like?
Morris Day and the Time?
- Tell me about it.
- Man, I'ma tell you about it.
Listen, took me back.
I didn't never think I was
gonna be 50 on stage doing this.
- Ain't nothing wrong with it!
- Ain't nothing wrong it!
I'm just having fun,
man, you taking me back!
- Listen, dreams don't have deadlines, baby.
- Hey, none!
So, Zo...
Zo, how... how many times did
your pops do this at the barbecue?
Just like this with this outfit.
I'm not gonna lie.
I ain't never seen that before.
He ain't never seen it!
'Cause I always keeps
a good spinnin' line!
Oh, we, oh, we, oh.
LaVar, head on over to the VIP, bro.
That was amazing.
And a ball was had by all,
but the belt can only go to one of them.
So who takes home
this beautiful belt, huh?
It's leather bound
and diamond encrusted.
It will instantly make you
the envy of all your friends.
Chrissy Teigen not included.
Who's next to get the belt?
It's Lip Sync Battle, y'all. Let's ride.
♪ Oh, we, oh, we, oh ♪
♪ Girl, I want to know ya, know ya ♪
♪ Jungle love ♪
♪ It takes two to make
a thing go right ♪
Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle!
Before we crown the new champ,
let's give it up for
Lonzo and LaVar Ball
for bringing it all night long!
Make some noise!
Alright, Chrissy, let's do it.
Is the champ... Lonzo Ball?
Or is the champ LaVar Ball?
And the Lip Sync Battle champion is...
LaVar Ball!
♪ Oh, we, oh, we, oh! ♪
Okay, so, LaVar,
how's it feel to be the
Lip Sync Battle champ?
Chrissy, let's put the belt
on the champ.
- Put the belt on the champ.
- Put the belt on the champ.
We gotta put the belt on the champ.
You already knew the belt
was coming to me!
They already had my initials: LSB.
LaVar Star Ball!
I mean, your son is over here.
He's... you know, he's...
He doesn't look, like, too, like,
thrilled with your victory right now.
But it's blood before the belt, right?
- That's what makes it...
- Hey, man, he back to being my son,
but he had to learn the hard way.
I gotta give it to him, man.
Oh, man, so...
how'd you think he did tonight?
How'd you think he did tonight?
Well, I think he did perfect
for an amateur.
So, alright, we gonna
act like Dad didn't say that.
How was your entire
LSB experience tonight, Zo?
No, it was a lot of fun, man.
Appreciate all y'all
showing the love, man.
You know, yeah, you know, I'll
recommend this to everybody for sure.
No doubt about it.
Okay, well, big thanks
to Lonzo and LaVar Ball
for kickin' it with the
Lip Sync Battle crew!
Big shout out to Lip Sync Nation
at home, online,
and all over the world.
One love from me, LL Cool J,
and Chrissy Teigen.
And remember, whatever you do in life,
"Knock 'em out the box, L!
Knock 'em out, L!"
♪ Jungle love, yeah ♪
♪ Oh, we, oh, we, oh ♪
♪ Think I wanna know ya, know ya ♪
♪ Jungle love ♪
- Yes!
- ♪ Oh, we, oh, we, oh ♪
♪ Girl, I'm going to show ya, show ya ♪
♪ Oh, my jungle love, well ♪
♪ Oh, we, oh, we, oh ♪
♪ I think I wanna...
I think I wanna know ya ♪
♪ Tell me, ha! ♪
One more time!
One more time for
the Ball family, y'all.
One more time!