Lip Sync Battle (2015–…): Season 4, Episode 3 - Johnny Weir vs. Tara Lipinski - full transcript
- Hit it!
- ♪ Yeah, yeah! ♪
♪ It takes two to make
a thing go right ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah! ♪
- ♪ It takes two to make it outta sight ♪
- ♪ Hit it ♪
♪ I wanna rock right now ♪
♪ I'm Rob Base and I came to get down ♪
♪ I'm not internationally known ♪
♪ But I'm known to rock a microphone ♪
♪ Because I get stupid ♪
♪ I mean outrageous ♪
♪ Stay away from me ♪
♪ If you're contagious ♪
♪ Ladies love me, girls adore me ♪
♪ I mean even the ones
who never saw me ♪
♪ Like one, two, three, get loose now ♪
♪ It takes two ♪
♪ It takes two,
it takes two, it takes two ♪
Hello, Lip Sync fam!
What is up?
Wow! Are you ready for a
gold-medal worthy battle tonight?
To get the games started,
he's got trophies and
a flow to back it up.
It's your host, LL Cool J!
♪ They call me Big L'y ♪
♪ Big silly ♪
♪ Big money ♪
♪ Big Billy ♪
♪ When I'm sliding in them
all, can ya hear me? ♪
Hands up!
Say, "Hell yeah!"
- Hell yeah!
- Say, "Hell yeah!"
- Hell yeah!
- Now scream!
Go, Chrissy, work it out now!
- Go, Chrissy, hang it out now!
- Whoo!
She's magic, she's dynamic!
She's fantastic!
She's Chrissy Teigen!
Baow, baow!
- Whoo!
- Let's get into it!
Welcome to Lip Sync Battle!
You know how we do it on LSB.
Great performances by some
of your favorite stars,
and it's all designed
to give you a good time.
Right?
Let's get this battle started!
He's a two-time Olympian,
a three-time US National
figure skating champion.
Make some noise for Johnny Weir!
And she holds the record
as the youngest person to ever win
a world figure skating title.
She's also the youngest
to ever bring home the gold
as she did in the
'98 Olympics in Nagano.
Give it up for Tara Lipinski!
Tara and Johnny, welcome
to Lip Sync Battle.
- Thank you!
- We're excited to be here.
- A little nervous.
- We are terrified, everyone.
The talent in this room is incredible.
I'm so excited. I've watched
you guys for so long.
I'm so, so...
You guys look like beautiful
Lip Sync angels.
Thank you. We didn't plan this.
We do like to match though!
Alright, so Tara, you're
gonna kick things off.
- I am.
- You know what I mean?
Johnny, you can have a seat in the VIP.
Little chair. Tara, come on over.
What song are you gonna start off with?
"All I Do is Win."
Message!
Ladies and gentlemen, all she wants
to do is win, and here she is.
Tara Lipinski!
♪ DJ Khaled ♪
♪ Hey, yeah ♪
♪ All I do is win, win, win ♪
♪ No matter what ♪
♪ Got money on my mind ♪
♪ I can never get enough ♪
♪ And every time
I step up in the building ♪
♪ Everybody's hands go up ♪
♪ And they stay there ♪
♪ And they say yeah ♪
♪ And they stay there ♪
♪ 'Cause all I do is win, win, win ♪
♪ And if you goin' in ♪
♪ Put your hands in the air
and make 'em stay there ♪
♪ Ludacris goin' in on the verse ♪
♪ 'Cause I never been defeated
and I won't stop now ♪
♪ Keep your hands up get 'em
in the sky for the homies ♪
♪ That didn't make it
and the folks locked down ♪
♪ I never went no where ♪
♪ But they saying Luda's back ♪
♪ Blame it on that Conjure ♪
♪ The hood call it Luda-Yac ♪
♪ And I'm on this foolish track,
so I spit my foolish flow ♪
♪ My hands go up and down
like strippers booty's go ♪
♪ Can't never count me out ♪
♪ Y'all better count me in ♪
♪ Got twenty bank accounts,
accountants count me in ♪
♪ Make millions every year,
the south's champion ♪
♪ 'Cause all I do, all I, all I, all I ♪
♪ All I do is win, win, win,
no matter what ♪
♪ Got money on my mind,
I can never get enough ♪
♪ And every time
I step up in the buildin' ♪
♪ Everybody's hands go up ♪
And they stay there!
And they stay there!
- You guys made it double!
- Wow.
That's awesome!
You had such grace.
Like, it was just like
you were skating again.
Like, even though you were, like,
twerking, you're like an angel twerking.
Like, it was that graceful.
That is so nice! Thank you.
It's like "And all your hands go up."
Like it was gorgeous.
♪ And they stay there. ♪
Wait, would you have ever
done that in a competition?
- Would you have ever...
- I would have wanted to.
They just wouldn't have let me,
and if I did, I probably
would have lost.
Well, it would have been a 10 from me.
So, Tara...
you busted out with the DJ Khaled.
Alright? You sending a little
message here to Johnny?
Like what is the feeling about that?
I mean, Johnny.
- We share everything.
- We do.
So, this is half mine.
- It is.
- But, um, my little bird,
she just got that booty
rollin', didn't she, everybody?
- I'm very proud.
- Aw, that's my boy!
You rest over in the VIP.
Go have a seat for a second.
- Johnny?
- Yes!
What song are you gonna
perform to respond to Tara?
Now I needed to bring the drama.
- Okay.
- So...
a little Celine, "My Heart Will Go On."
Whoo!
Attempting to turn Tara
into the Titanic,
here is Johnny Weir!
Whoo!
♪ Every night in my dreams ♪
♪ I see you ♪
♪ I feel you ♪
♪ That is how I know you ♪
♪ Go on ♪
♪ Far across the distance ♪
♪ And spaces between us ♪
♪ You have come to show you ♪
♪ Go on ♪
♪ You're here ♪
♪ There's nothing I fear ♪
♪ And I know ♪
♪ That my heart will ♪
♪ Go on ♪
♪ We'll stay ♪
♪ Forever this way ♪
♪ You are safe in my heart and ♪
♪ My heart will go on ♪
♪ And on ♪
Give it up, give it up, give it up!
Give it up!
I am emotional.
Do you have a Beyonce fan in your skirt?
Or was that just the
natural flow of your walk?
I, um... I brought it with me.
That is my natural flow.
- Okay.
- I had a little help though.
I wish I had a little bit
more, you know, up top.
But I can blow that too.
That was gorgeous!
Thank you!
You do a little salt water spray!
So, Johnny, are you trying to pull
the emotions out of the crowd?
Performing a classic?
I don't have to pull anything.
It just pure is!
You know, and a major
shout out to Celine Dion,
who had to personally sign off
on me doing this song today.
- Absolutely.
- So, Merci, Celine!
Merci, Merci!
Tara...
what did you think of Johnny?
No, you can sit.
Come on out, come on out.
- Ah, you're here now.
- Oh my God! You were so good!
- What did you think of Johnny's use of the water bottle?
- It was so good!
Everything was so magical.
I'm shaking from your performance.
- It was so good!
- I was so afraid I was gonna cry.
- Thank you!
- That was so good!
I gotta tell you...
you put a lot of passion
into that and a lot of energy.
Alright, Johnny, Tara, you guys can
go chill in the VIP for a second.
- Alright!
- Thank you!
So, we're just getting started,
and so far Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir
are making this competition icey.
I have a feeling Tara's performance
is gonna heat us up though.
Stay right there!
- It's LSB.
- It's LSB-B-B-B.
♪ All I do is win, win, win
no matter what ♪
♪ Got money on my mind,
I can never get enough ♪
Lip Sync Battle is back.
Tara Lipinski built her entire career
off of doing the unexpected.
Now she's about to take on
her biggest challenge yet:
winning the LSB belt.
Let's see how she put it all together.
Beautiful!
Love that! That's great!
- Hello!
- Hi!
We're not supposed
to talk to each other.
- Oh, but I can't not.
- I know.
Johnny and I are so different in the way
we prepare for events.
- Alright, well.
- Alright, I'll see ya.
See ya in a minute.
He won't think about much.
He'll just go out there and feel it.
Do you think we should do the lips first
and then me and you can...
- I think so.
- Let's do that.
Whereas I prepare.
I practice.
I'm a perfectionist, I'm crazy.
And then when it gets to be time
to actually go out there,
I just let it all go and perform.
Being on the ice is a totally
different atmosphere.
You're sort of this small little person
in this big arena.
But at the same time,
there's so many similarities.
Obviously timing, music.
But it is obviously way
different than ice skating.
I'm much more comfortable
on a quarter-inch blade.
Yeah!
As much as I love Johnny,
I really want to win.
How nervous are you, like, one to ten?
You know, I'm at a seven.
So there's no way I'm not
stepping on that stage,
going for the win.
I'm so nervous.
You're sweating.
Oh my God.
Thank you. You look gorgeous.
♪ Uh huh, this my shh ♪
♪ All the girls stomp
your feet like this ♪
♪ A few times I've been
around that track ♪
♪ So it's not just gonna
happen like that ♪
♪ 'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl ♪
♪ I ain't no hollaback girl ♪
♪ Oooh, this my shh, this my shh ♪
♪ Oooh, this my shh, this my shh ♪
♪ I heard that you were talking shh ♪
♪ And you didn't think
that I would hear it ♪
♪ People hear you talkin' like that ♪
♪ Gettin' everybody fired up ♪
♪ So I'm gonna fight,
gonna give it my all ♪
♪ Gonna make you fall,
gonna sock it to you ♪
♪ That's right,
I'm the last one standing ♪
♪ Another one bites the dust ♪
♪ A few times I've been
around that track ♪
♪ So it's not just gonna
happen like that ♪
♪ 'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl ♪
♪ I ain't no hollaback girl ♪
♪ Oooh, this my shh, this my shh ♪
♪ Ooh, this my shh ♪
- ♪ This my shh ♪
- ♪ Let me hear you say ♪
♪ This shh is bananas ♪
♪ B-A-N-A-N-A-S ♪
♪ This shh is bananas ♪
♪ B-A-N-A-N-A-S ♪
♪ Again, this shh is bananas ♪
♪ B-A-N-A-N-A-S ♪
♪ This shh is bananas ♪
♪ B-A-N-A-N-A-S ♪
♪ A few times I've been
around that track ♪
♪ So it's not just gonna
happen like that ♪
♪ 'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl ♪
♪ I ain't no hollaback girl ♪
♪ Oooh, this my shh, this my shh ♪
♪ Oooh, this my shh, this my shh ♪
- My Gwen!
- I can't hear you!
Yes!
Yes!
You went from "not-Gwen" to Gwen.
Like, you, literally, like
two seconds before this song,
you were, like, you were Tara.
And then, all of a sudden,
you were Gwen.
It was amazing.
So, Tara, what's it like
being Gwen Stefani on stage
at Lip Sync Battle
in front of these fans?
It's very different.
Skating is very different
than singing or lip syncing.
Well, you definitely... you delivered.
Alright.
So Johnny, do you think she
represented Gwen Stefani well?
- Out here?
- Oh, so well!
I was full Harajuku lover.
I was full Harajuku girl
while you were performing.
- Oh my God.
- Good job, baby!
- Thank you!
- Oh, so good!
It's all love.
So, Tara, you can go on over to the VIP.
Johnny, you can hang out
with Tara over in the VIP.
Tara just pulled out an amazing
tribute to Gwen Stefani,
and it was B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
If you can't spell, that's "bananas."
Absolutely is, and the belt
is up for grabs.
And when we return, Johnny
Weir's got something to say.
This is Lip Sync Battle.
♪ A few times I've been
around that track ♪
♪ So it's not just
gonna happen like that ♪
LSB is back and Olympian, Johnny Weir
has spent his entire life competing.
And now he goes against
his best friend on LSB.
Will it be belt before besties?
Let's take a look
behind the scenes and find out.
You can't really challenge a gay dude
when it comes to lip syncing.
I'm excited.
We're excited for you!
I'm not a gifted dancer.
- Um, I've got a little wiggle.
- Wait, what was that? Can you do that again?
I've got a little...
I'm a terrible dancer...
without ice underneath me.
We're gonna put you on the couch.
- Okay.
- And then the boys are gonna be all over you
if you're okay with that.
No, I hate it.
Is there a place for sort-of
a back-up donkey walk?
Oh! In every number, there is a
place for a back up walking...
donkey walk. Absolutely!
Slow-mo.
Yes!
Make your way to the couch.
Yes! Slow-mo!
Help me down, I couldn't see.
- What was that?
- You bashed my prosthetic.
- This is Johnny Weir, LL Cool J.
- Hi, Johnny.
- Pleasure to meet you.
- Pleasure, pleasure.
Thanks for having me.
I'm rocking a heel,
and a fishnet,
and bondage stuff.
And I'm excited about it because I
get to release this inner sex kitten
that I didn't even know
I had until rehearsals.
Thank God we match.
I know, I mean, we always do,
although, I'm in flats, and...
- And I'm very tall.
- ...you're much taller than me right now.
Mommy loves you.
I'm not intimidated by Tara.
I mean, I see her naked
probably more than her husband.
But I know how competitive she is,
and I want to make all
the queens out there proud.
So, I just really have to bring it.
I'm gonna piss myself.
Swear this is so scary.
♪ We are the crowd ♪
♪ We're rock glamorous ♪
♪ Not sure what it means ♪
♪ But this photo of us ♪
♪ It don't have a price ♪
♪ Ready for those flashing lights ♪
♪ 'Cause you know that baby, I ♪
♪ I'm your biggest fan ♪
♪ I'll follow you until you love me ♪
♪ Papa, paparazzi ♪
♪ Baby, there's no other superstar ♪
♪ You know that I'll be ♪
♪ Papa, paparazzi ♪
♪ Promise I'll be kind ♪
♪ But I won't stop
until that boy is mine ♪
♪ Baby, you'll be famous ♪
♪ Chase you down until you love me ♪
♪ Papa, paparazzi ♪
♪ Real good ♪
♪ We're dancing in the studio ♪
♪ Snap, snap to ♪
♪ That shh on the radio ♪
♪ Don't stop ♪
♪ For anyone ♪
♪ We're plastic, but we still have fun ♪
♪ I'm your biggest fan ♪
♪ I'll follow you until you love me ♪
♪ Papa, paparazzi ♪
♪ Baby, there's no other superstar ♪
♪ You know that I'll be ♪
♪ Papa, paparazzi ♪
Oh my God!
Your booty!
Your butt!
The thigh slap!
Can I get another thigh slap?
What happened?
That was sexy. That was raw.
Well, thank you, thank you.
I got to see all sorts of curves.
- Johnny hit her with the straight up 90 degree leg.
- I know!
The thigh slap got me.
I mean, Channing Tatum ruined it
for all of us, did he not?
So we have to... I had to
bring a little kick to it.
I love it, I love it.
Tara, was Johnny's performance
medal worthy or what?
- Uh, it was.
- Thank you, Tara.
I love you and you were so good.
This is for you. Mommy did this for you.
So good.
"Mommy did this for"?
Well, we have this thing
where I'm Mommy,
and she's my daughter, Tara,
and she's very ungrateful.
Oh! Sounds like a plan!
Johnny, you can head on over to the VIP.
Thank you! Thank
you, thank you, thank you.
It's amazing.
The Olympians brought their A-game.
But when we come back, the moment
we've all been waiting for.
Who gets that belt?
It is truly a toss-up.
You know, I would demonstrate it,
but this is... this thing is gold here.
It's very heavy. I can't do it.
This is Lip Sync Battle, baby.
Lip Sync Battle, no question about it.
♪ Papa, paparazzi ♪
♪ I'll follow you until ♪
Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle!
- Whoo!
- Now tonight is all about digging deep
and competing at the highest level.
So who better to have with us
than two Olympic champs?
Tara Lipinski, Johnny Weir.
- Alright. Chrissy?
- Yes?
- Let's do it.
- Let's do it.
Is the Lip Sync Battle
champ... Tara Lipinski?
Or is the LSB champion...
Johnny Weir?
And the winner of Lip
Sync Battle tonight is...
Johnny Weir!
Get in... get in here with me.
Tara, get in here with me.
So, Johnny, you've got the belt.
What does it feel like
to be the LSB champ?
It's very heavy, uh, this belt.
Oh, guys, it was the most fun.
Tara and I were both
so nervous before we came out,
and performing for you was amazing.
We had the best time,
and we want to do it again!
Absolutely, we want y'all to come back.
Now, look.
Tara, she was game.
- She was.
- You know, you guys are legit friends.
No question about it.
So, what did you think?
What do you feel about her
performance and what she did?
I was so proud.
She was so ferocious and diva.
She didn't stop singing.
She didn't stop that
little butt from wiggling.
She made Mommy proud today.
Made Mommy proud.
So, Tara, did you enjoy
your LSB experience?
Oh my goodness. It was so much fun.
It was crazy and it was so much
fun performing for everyone.
And doing it with Johnny!
Absolutely.
So once again, a big thanks
to Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir
for being a part of our
Lip Sync crew tonight.
One love from me, LL Cool J,
and my partner in crime, Chrissy Teigen.
And remember, whatever you do in life,
"Knock 'em out the box, L!
Knock 'em out, L!"
♪ I'm your biggest fan ♪
♪ I'll follow you until you love me ♪
♪ Papa, paparazzi ♪
♪ Baby, there's no other superstar ♪
♪ You know that I'll be ♪
♪ Papa, paparazzi ♪
♪ Promise I'll be kind ♪
♪ But I won't stop
until that boy is mine ♪
Hands in the air! Hands in the air!
- ♪ Yeah, yeah! ♪
♪ It takes two to make
a thing go right ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah! ♪
- ♪ It takes two to make it outta sight ♪
- ♪ Hit it ♪
♪ I wanna rock right now ♪
♪ I'm Rob Base and I came to get down ♪
♪ I'm not internationally known ♪
♪ But I'm known to rock a microphone ♪
♪ Because I get stupid ♪
♪ I mean outrageous ♪
♪ Stay away from me ♪
♪ If you're contagious ♪
♪ Ladies love me, girls adore me ♪
♪ I mean even the ones
who never saw me ♪
♪ Like one, two, three, get loose now ♪
♪ It takes two ♪
♪ It takes two,
it takes two, it takes two ♪
Hello, Lip Sync fam!
What is up?
Wow! Are you ready for a
gold-medal worthy battle tonight?
To get the games started,
he's got trophies and
a flow to back it up.
It's your host, LL Cool J!
♪ They call me Big L'y ♪
♪ Big silly ♪
♪ Big money ♪
♪ Big Billy ♪
♪ When I'm sliding in them
all, can ya hear me? ♪
Hands up!
Say, "Hell yeah!"
- Hell yeah!
- Say, "Hell yeah!"
- Hell yeah!
- Now scream!
Go, Chrissy, work it out now!
- Go, Chrissy, hang it out now!
- Whoo!
She's magic, she's dynamic!
She's fantastic!
She's Chrissy Teigen!
Baow, baow!
- Whoo!
- Let's get into it!
Welcome to Lip Sync Battle!
You know how we do it on LSB.
Great performances by some
of your favorite stars,
and it's all designed
to give you a good time.
Right?
Let's get this battle started!
He's a two-time Olympian,
a three-time US National
figure skating champion.
Make some noise for Johnny Weir!
And she holds the record
as the youngest person to ever win
a world figure skating title.
She's also the youngest
to ever bring home the gold
as she did in the
'98 Olympics in Nagano.
Give it up for Tara Lipinski!
Tara and Johnny, welcome
to Lip Sync Battle.
- Thank you!
- We're excited to be here.
- A little nervous.
- We are terrified, everyone.
The talent in this room is incredible.
I'm so excited. I've watched
you guys for so long.
I'm so, so...
You guys look like beautiful
Lip Sync angels.
Thank you. We didn't plan this.
We do like to match though!
Alright, so Tara, you're
gonna kick things off.
- I am.
- You know what I mean?
Johnny, you can have a seat in the VIP.
Little chair. Tara, come on over.
What song are you gonna start off with?
"All I Do is Win."
Message!
Ladies and gentlemen, all she wants
to do is win, and here she is.
Tara Lipinski!
♪ DJ Khaled ♪
♪ Hey, yeah ♪
♪ All I do is win, win, win ♪
♪ No matter what ♪
♪ Got money on my mind ♪
♪ I can never get enough ♪
♪ And every time
I step up in the building ♪
♪ Everybody's hands go up ♪
♪ And they stay there ♪
♪ And they say yeah ♪
♪ And they stay there ♪
♪ 'Cause all I do is win, win, win ♪
♪ And if you goin' in ♪
♪ Put your hands in the air
and make 'em stay there ♪
♪ Ludacris goin' in on the verse ♪
♪ 'Cause I never been defeated
and I won't stop now ♪
♪ Keep your hands up get 'em
in the sky for the homies ♪
♪ That didn't make it
and the folks locked down ♪
♪ I never went no where ♪
♪ But they saying Luda's back ♪
♪ Blame it on that Conjure ♪
♪ The hood call it Luda-Yac ♪
♪ And I'm on this foolish track,
so I spit my foolish flow ♪
♪ My hands go up and down
like strippers booty's go ♪
♪ Can't never count me out ♪
♪ Y'all better count me in ♪
♪ Got twenty bank accounts,
accountants count me in ♪
♪ Make millions every year,
the south's champion ♪
♪ 'Cause all I do, all I, all I, all I ♪
♪ All I do is win, win, win,
no matter what ♪
♪ Got money on my mind,
I can never get enough ♪
♪ And every time
I step up in the buildin' ♪
♪ Everybody's hands go up ♪
And they stay there!
And they stay there!
- You guys made it double!
- Wow.
That's awesome!
You had such grace.
Like, it was just like
you were skating again.
Like, even though you were, like,
twerking, you're like an angel twerking.
Like, it was that graceful.
That is so nice! Thank you.
It's like "And all your hands go up."
Like it was gorgeous.
♪ And they stay there. ♪
Wait, would you have ever
done that in a competition?
- Would you have ever...
- I would have wanted to.
They just wouldn't have let me,
and if I did, I probably
would have lost.
Well, it would have been a 10 from me.
So, Tara...
you busted out with the DJ Khaled.
Alright? You sending a little
message here to Johnny?
Like what is the feeling about that?
I mean, Johnny.
- We share everything.
- We do.
So, this is half mine.
- It is.
- But, um, my little bird,
she just got that booty
rollin', didn't she, everybody?
- I'm very proud.
- Aw, that's my boy!
You rest over in the VIP.
Go have a seat for a second.
- Johnny?
- Yes!
What song are you gonna
perform to respond to Tara?
Now I needed to bring the drama.
- Okay.
- So...
a little Celine, "My Heart Will Go On."
Whoo!
Attempting to turn Tara
into the Titanic,
here is Johnny Weir!
Whoo!
♪ Every night in my dreams ♪
♪ I see you ♪
♪ I feel you ♪
♪ That is how I know you ♪
♪ Go on ♪
♪ Far across the distance ♪
♪ And spaces between us ♪
♪ You have come to show you ♪
♪ Go on ♪
♪ You're here ♪
♪ There's nothing I fear ♪
♪ And I know ♪
♪ That my heart will ♪
♪ Go on ♪
♪ We'll stay ♪
♪ Forever this way ♪
♪ You are safe in my heart and ♪
♪ My heart will go on ♪
♪ And on ♪
Give it up, give it up, give it up!
Give it up!
I am emotional.
Do you have a Beyonce fan in your skirt?
Or was that just the
natural flow of your walk?
I, um... I brought it with me.
That is my natural flow.
- Okay.
- I had a little help though.
I wish I had a little bit
more, you know, up top.
But I can blow that too.
That was gorgeous!
Thank you!
You do a little salt water spray!
So, Johnny, are you trying to pull
the emotions out of the crowd?
Performing a classic?
I don't have to pull anything.
It just pure is!
You know, and a major
shout out to Celine Dion,
who had to personally sign off
on me doing this song today.
- Absolutely.
- So, Merci, Celine!
Merci, Merci!
Tara...
what did you think of Johnny?
No, you can sit.
Come on out, come on out.
- Ah, you're here now.
- Oh my God! You were so good!
- What did you think of Johnny's use of the water bottle?
- It was so good!
Everything was so magical.
I'm shaking from your performance.
- It was so good!
- I was so afraid I was gonna cry.
- Thank you!
- That was so good!
I gotta tell you...
you put a lot of passion
into that and a lot of energy.
Alright, Johnny, Tara, you guys can
go chill in the VIP for a second.
- Alright!
- Thank you!
So, we're just getting started,
and so far Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir
are making this competition icey.
I have a feeling Tara's performance
is gonna heat us up though.
Stay right there!
- It's LSB.
- It's LSB-B-B-B.
♪ All I do is win, win, win
no matter what ♪
♪ Got money on my mind,
I can never get enough ♪
Lip Sync Battle is back.
Tara Lipinski built her entire career
off of doing the unexpected.
Now she's about to take on
her biggest challenge yet:
winning the LSB belt.
Let's see how she put it all together.
Beautiful!
Love that! That's great!
- Hello!
- Hi!
We're not supposed
to talk to each other.
- Oh, but I can't not.
- I know.
Johnny and I are so different in the way
we prepare for events.
- Alright, well.
- Alright, I'll see ya.
See ya in a minute.
He won't think about much.
He'll just go out there and feel it.
Do you think we should do the lips first
and then me and you can...
- I think so.
- Let's do that.
Whereas I prepare.
I practice.
I'm a perfectionist, I'm crazy.
And then when it gets to be time
to actually go out there,
I just let it all go and perform.
Being on the ice is a totally
different atmosphere.
You're sort of this small little person
in this big arena.
But at the same time,
there's so many similarities.
Obviously timing, music.
But it is obviously way
different than ice skating.
I'm much more comfortable
on a quarter-inch blade.
Yeah!
As much as I love Johnny,
I really want to win.
How nervous are you, like, one to ten?
You know, I'm at a seven.
So there's no way I'm not
stepping on that stage,
going for the win.
I'm so nervous.
You're sweating.
Oh my God.
Thank you. You look gorgeous.
♪ Uh huh, this my shh ♪
♪ All the girls stomp
your feet like this ♪
♪ A few times I've been
around that track ♪
♪ So it's not just gonna
happen like that ♪
♪ 'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl ♪
♪ I ain't no hollaback girl ♪
♪ Oooh, this my shh, this my shh ♪
♪ Oooh, this my shh, this my shh ♪
♪ I heard that you were talking shh ♪
♪ And you didn't think
that I would hear it ♪
♪ People hear you talkin' like that ♪
♪ Gettin' everybody fired up ♪
♪ So I'm gonna fight,
gonna give it my all ♪
♪ Gonna make you fall,
gonna sock it to you ♪
♪ That's right,
I'm the last one standing ♪
♪ Another one bites the dust ♪
♪ A few times I've been
around that track ♪
♪ So it's not just gonna
happen like that ♪
♪ 'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl ♪
♪ I ain't no hollaback girl ♪
♪ Oooh, this my shh, this my shh ♪
♪ Ooh, this my shh ♪
- ♪ This my shh ♪
- ♪ Let me hear you say ♪
♪ This shh is bananas ♪
♪ B-A-N-A-N-A-S ♪
♪ This shh is bananas ♪
♪ B-A-N-A-N-A-S ♪
♪ Again, this shh is bananas ♪
♪ B-A-N-A-N-A-S ♪
♪ This shh is bananas ♪
♪ B-A-N-A-N-A-S ♪
♪ A few times I've been
around that track ♪
♪ So it's not just gonna
happen like that ♪
♪ 'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl ♪
♪ I ain't no hollaback girl ♪
♪ Oooh, this my shh, this my shh ♪
♪ Oooh, this my shh, this my shh ♪
- My Gwen!
- I can't hear you!
Yes!
Yes!
You went from "not-Gwen" to Gwen.
Like, you, literally, like
two seconds before this song,
you were, like, you were Tara.
And then, all of a sudden,
you were Gwen.
It was amazing.
So, Tara, what's it like
being Gwen Stefani on stage
at Lip Sync Battle
in front of these fans?
It's very different.
Skating is very different
than singing or lip syncing.
Well, you definitely... you delivered.
Alright.
So Johnny, do you think she
represented Gwen Stefani well?
- Out here?
- Oh, so well!
I was full Harajuku lover.
I was full Harajuku girl
while you were performing.
- Oh my God.
- Good job, baby!
- Thank you!
- Oh, so good!
It's all love.
So, Tara, you can go on over to the VIP.
Johnny, you can hang out
with Tara over in the VIP.
Tara just pulled out an amazing
tribute to Gwen Stefani,
and it was B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
If you can't spell, that's "bananas."
Absolutely is, and the belt
is up for grabs.
And when we return, Johnny
Weir's got something to say.
This is Lip Sync Battle.
♪ A few times I've been
around that track ♪
♪ So it's not just
gonna happen like that ♪
LSB is back and Olympian, Johnny Weir
has spent his entire life competing.
And now he goes against
his best friend on LSB.
Will it be belt before besties?
Let's take a look
behind the scenes and find out.
You can't really challenge a gay dude
when it comes to lip syncing.
I'm excited.
We're excited for you!
I'm not a gifted dancer.
- Um, I've got a little wiggle.
- Wait, what was that? Can you do that again?
I've got a little...
I'm a terrible dancer...
without ice underneath me.
We're gonna put you on the couch.
- Okay.
- And then the boys are gonna be all over you
if you're okay with that.
No, I hate it.
Is there a place for sort-of
a back-up donkey walk?
Oh! In every number, there is a
place for a back up walking...
donkey walk. Absolutely!
Slow-mo.
Yes!
Make your way to the couch.
Yes! Slow-mo!
Help me down, I couldn't see.
- What was that?
- You bashed my prosthetic.
- This is Johnny Weir, LL Cool J.
- Hi, Johnny.
- Pleasure to meet you.
- Pleasure, pleasure.
Thanks for having me.
I'm rocking a heel,
and a fishnet,
and bondage stuff.
And I'm excited about it because I
get to release this inner sex kitten
that I didn't even know
I had until rehearsals.
Thank God we match.
I know, I mean, we always do,
although, I'm in flats, and...
- And I'm very tall.
- ...you're much taller than me right now.
Mommy loves you.
I'm not intimidated by Tara.
I mean, I see her naked
probably more than her husband.
But I know how competitive she is,
and I want to make all
the queens out there proud.
So, I just really have to bring it.
I'm gonna piss myself.
Swear this is so scary.
♪ We are the crowd ♪
♪ We're rock glamorous ♪
♪ Not sure what it means ♪
♪ But this photo of us ♪
♪ It don't have a price ♪
♪ Ready for those flashing lights ♪
♪ 'Cause you know that baby, I ♪
♪ I'm your biggest fan ♪
♪ I'll follow you until you love me ♪
♪ Papa, paparazzi ♪
♪ Baby, there's no other superstar ♪
♪ You know that I'll be ♪
♪ Papa, paparazzi ♪
♪ Promise I'll be kind ♪
♪ But I won't stop
until that boy is mine ♪
♪ Baby, you'll be famous ♪
♪ Chase you down until you love me ♪
♪ Papa, paparazzi ♪
♪ Real good ♪
♪ We're dancing in the studio ♪
♪ Snap, snap to ♪
♪ That shh on the radio ♪
♪ Don't stop ♪
♪ For anyone ♪
♪ We're plastic, but we still have fun ♪
♪ I'm your biggest fan ♪
♪ I'll follow you until you love me ♪
♪ Papa, paparazzi ♪
♪ Baby, there's no other superstar ♪
♪ You know that I'll be ♪
♪ Papa, paparazzi ♪
Oh my God!
Your booty!
Your butt!
The thigh slap!
Can I get another thigh slap?
What happened?
That was sexy. That was raw.
Well, thank you, thank you.
I got to see all sorts of curves.
- Johnny hit her with the straight up 90 degree leg.
- I know!
The thigh slap got me.
I mean, Channing Tatum ruined it
for all of us, did he not?
So we have to... I had to
bring a little kick to it.
I love it, I love it.
Tara, was Johnny's performance
medal worthy or what?
- Uh, it was.
- Thank you, Tara.
I love you and you were so good.
This is for you. Mommy did this for you.
So good.
"Mommy did this for"?
Well, we have this thing
where I'm Mommy,
and she's my daughter, Tara,
and she's very ungrateful.
Oh! Sounds like a plan!
Johnny, you can head on over to the VIP.
Thank you! Thank
you, thank you, thank you.
It's amazing.
The Olympians brought their A-game.
But when we come back, the moment
we've all been waiting for.
Who gets that belt?
It is truly a toss-up.
You know, I would demonstrate it,
but this is... this thing is gold here.
It's very heavy. I can't do it.
This is Lip Sync Battle, baby.
Lip Sync Battle, no question about it.
♪ Papa, paparazzi ♪
♪ I'll follow you until ♪
Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle!
- Whoo!
- Now tonight is all about digging deep
and competing at the highest level.
So who better to have with us
than two Olympic champs?
Tara Lipinski, Johnny Weir.
- Alright. Chrissy?
- Yes?
- Let's do it.
- Let's do it.
Is the Lip Sync Battle
champ... Tara Lipinski?
Or is the LSB champion...
Johnny Weir?
And the winner of Lip
Sync Battle tonight is...
Johnny Weir!
Get in... get in here with me.
Tara, get in here with me.
So, Johnny, you've got the belt.
What does it feel like
to be the LSB champ?
It's very heavy, uh, this belt.
Oh, guys, it was the most fun.
Tara and I were both
so nervous before we came out,
and performing for you was amazing.
We had the best time,
and we want to do it again!
Absolutely, we want y'all to come back.
Now, look.
Tara, she was game.
- She was.
- You know, you guys are legit friends.
No question about it.
So, what did you think?
What do you feel about her
performance and what she did?
I was so proud.
She was so ferocious and diva.
She didn't stop singing.
She didn't stop that
little butt from wiggling.
She made Mommy proud today.
Made Mommy proud.
So, Tara, did you enjoy
your LSB experience?
Oh my goodness. It was so much fun.
It was crazy and it was so much
fun performing for everyone.
And doing it with Johnny!
Absolutely.
So once again, a big thanks
to Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir
for being a part of our
Lip Sync crew tonight.
One love from me, LL Cool J,
and my partner in crime, Chrissy Teigen.
And remember, whatever you do in life,
"Knock 'em out the box, L!
Knock 'em out, L!"
♪ I'm your biggest fan ♪
♪ I'll follow you until you love me ♪
♪ Papa, paparazzi ♪
♪ Baby, there's no other superstar ♪
♪ You know that I'll be ♪
♪ Papa, paparazzi ♪
♪ Promise I'll be kind ♪
♪ But I won't stop
until that boy is mine ♪
Hands in the air! Hands in the air!