Lip Sync Battle (2015–…): Season 4, Episode 2 - Fifth Harmony - full transcript

Hit it!

♪ It takes two to make
a thing go right ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah! ♪

- ♪ It takes two to make it outta sight ♪
- ♪ Hit it ♪

♪ I wanna rock right now ♪

♪ I'm Rob Base and I came to get down ♪

♪ I'm not internationally known ♪

♪ But I'm known to rock a microphone ♪

♪ Because I get stupid ♪

♪ I mean outrageous ♪

♪ Stay away from me ♪



♪ If you're contagious ♪

♪ Ladies love me, girls adore me ♪

♪ I mean even the ones
who never saw me ♪

♪ Like one, two, three, get loose now ♪

♪ It takes two ♪

♪ It takes two, it takes
two, it takes two ♪

What up, LSB fam?

Oh my gosh. Are you
ready for this battle?

Are we ready? Are we ready?

They are so ready.

Okay, so I have to bring out
the head of this house,

the master on the Mic, the
one, the only, LL Cool J!

♪ They call me Big L'y ♪

♪ Big silly ♪



♪ Big money ♪

♪ Big Billy ♪

♪ When I'm sliding in them
all, can ya hear me? ♪

Put your hands up!

Bounce, bounce, bounce.

Lemme hear you say, "Yeah!"

- Yeah!
- Now scream!

She's impeccable. She's delectable.

She's Chrissy Teigen.

Welcome to Lip Sync Battle.
You know what it is.

It's a show that features
your favorite stars

rocking out to the biggest hits.

Now we're gonna ensure that you guys
have an absolute great time today.

Are you ready?

Let's get this show kicked off!

They're the hottest girl group
on the planet!

They sold millions of records world-wide

with certified bangers like
"Work From Home" and "Down."

Put your hands together for
Normani, Lauren, Ally, and Dinah,

the dynamic ladies of Fifth Harmony!

Woo!

- Ladies, welcome to Lip Sync Battle.
- Thank you.

- Thank you so much.
- All right, so the world is ready to witness

this mega throwdown, so, ladies,
make your way to the VIP

so we can get started. Right over there.

Well, first up is the New
Orleans native, Normani.

And even though she's
always down for her girls,

this is a battle, and
she's ready to show out.

In this song, I remember being

a little girl in my
grandmother's living room.

I love it.

Oh my god. Wow.

This is iconic. This is amazing.

If I had to say one thing
to the rest of the girls,

"Game... on."

Hey!

- Are you excited for tonight?
- Yeah, are you ready to lose?

- Oh.
- I'm sorry. I had to go there.

Ooh! That came out. No losers
are allowed in this room.

Get out. No losers.

- Go... go bother the others.
- We'll see who the loser is.

♪ Kelly, can you handle this? ♪

♪ Michelle, can you handle this? ♪

♪ Beyoncé, can you handle this? ♪

♪ I don't think they can handle this ♪

♪ Barely move, we've arrived ♪

♪ Lookin' sexy, lookin' fly ♪

♪ Baddest chick, chick inside ♪

♪ There you are, come on, baby ♪

♪ Don't you wanna dance with me? ♪

♪ Can you handle, handle me? ♪

♪ You gotta do much better if you
gone dance with me tonight ♪

♪ Read my lips carefully,
if you like what you see ♪

♪ Hook up your seat belt,
it's time for takeoff ♪

♪ I don't think you
ready for this jelly ♪

♪ I don't think you
ready for this jelly ♪

♪ I don't think you ready for this ♪

♪ 'Cause my body too
bootylicious for you, babe ♪

♪ Baby, can you handle this?
Baby, can you handle this? ♪

♪ Baby, can you handle this? I
don't think you can handle this! ♪

Oh my gosh!

♪ I don't think you
ready for this jelly ♪

♪ I don't think you
ready for this jelly ♪

♪ I don't think you ready for this ♪

♪ 'Cause my body too
bootylicious for you, babe ♪

♪ I don't think you
ready for this jelly ♪

♪ I don't think you
ready for this jelly ♪

♪ I don't think you ready for this ♪

♪ 'Cause my body too
bootylicious for you, baby ♪

That was, like, a little too effortless.

- Right? Right?
- Like, you didn't even...

that was... and I don't know if you saw,

I'm known for my assets.

Oh yes!

- Look at that jelly!
- Yes, Chrissy!

Hey, hey, hey!

Yes, queen, you better with that jelly!

- Normani.
- LL.

Now first of all, I just gotta tell you

the weave tap... the
weave tap is hilarious.

That was so good.

I'm sure y'all know the struggle.

Break down the inspiration
for this madame vibe,

with the House of Booty.

- You know.
- I'm a huge Destiny's Child fan...

As we all are.

...and I have been ever
since I was a little girl,

and I just remember...

watching Bootylicious

in my grandmother's living room,
and just like...

you know, and not being able to stop.

Shaking it as a young thing.

And I just wanted to pick something...

In front of my grandma.
My grandma twerks with me.

It's fine. Everybody... you know.

And... I just... thank you, Lip Sync,

for making my dream come true.
I got to be Beyoncé for a day.

You know?

All right, so, Normani,
head on over to the VIP.

- Woo! Woo!
- Take your time.

Normani ripped it, now the
gauntlet has been laid.

Can other members of Fifth
Harmony shut her down?

They're gonna have to,
'cause she crushed it.

This is getting good, you guys.

Come on back, it's LSB!

- LSB-B-B-B!
- Woo!

♪ I don't think you
ready for this jelly ♪

♪ 'Cause my body too
bootylicious for you ♪

♪ Yeah! It takes two
to make a thing go right ♪

Lip Sync Battle returns,

and tonight we're kicking things off

with the magnificent ladies
of Fifth Harmony.

Normani got it popping
with the House of Booty,

and now Lauren is amped
to hit the stage.

Let's check her out, see how she
plotted to pull out all the stops.

I've never done anything
like this before,

so I'm really... it's gonna be fun.

I picked my song because...

it was more about the person
than the song for me.

- So, we have shoes for you.
- Okay.

I'm so excited
about the entire makeover,

like the hair, the dress, the vibe.

Like, I just think
it's gonna be so cool.

I've never done anything like it.
It's like an impersonation moment.

I'd hang the belt up above my bed, yeah.

I would definitely have it
so that I could look at it

every morning and night
before I go to sleep,

to know that I was the Lip
Sync Battle champion.

- Nice.
- You understand?

- Yeah, of course.
- It's prestigious.

How are you tonight?

Are you all right?

All right, this is a, um...

all right, this is a...
this is a special song.

We've got a runner.

♪ They tried to make me go to rehab ♪

♪ I said, no, no, no ♪

♪ Yes, I been black ♪

♪ But when I come back,
you'll know, know, know ♪

♪ I ain't got the time ♪

♪ And if my daddy thinks I'm fine ♪

♪ He's tried to make me go to rehab ♪

♪ I won't go, go, go ♪

♪ I'd rather be at home with Ray ♪

♪ I ain't got seventy days ♪

♪ I'm gonna, I'm gonna lose my baby ♪

♪ So I always keep a bottle near ♪

♪ They tried to make me go to rehab ♪

♪ But I said, no, no, no ♪

♪ Yes, I been black,
but when I come back ♪

♪ You'll know, know, know ♪

♪ I ain't got the time ♪

♪ And if my daddy thinks I'm fine ♪

♪ He's tried to make me go to rehab ♪

♪ I won't go, go, go ♪

Thank you for coming in tonight.
Have a good night.

Lauren!

Lauren!

That was honestly... beautiful.

Oh, thank you. Thank you so much.

Oh my gosh. Guys.

I have no jokes. Like, I was...

I am still the biggest
Amy Winehouse fan.

Just beautiful music, and
you absolutely embody her

- and you really, like...
- You look like her.

- Look at you.
- She looks just like her.

You look so good.

- Wow.
- So, Lauren, LSB is a music tribute show,

- as you know, of course.
- Uh-huh.

Tell us how it feels to embody this
artist that meant so much to you.

I mean, Amy's just such
an incredible artist,

and I'm honored to have
been able to do her

and to do a tribute to her... and vibe.

I love it.

All right, so Lauren, you
can head over to the VIP.

Take your time.

So, now it's Ally's chance
to turn the tables.

Let's see how she
worked on a performance

that will swing the belt
in her direction.

- Hello.
- Yeah, I'm great. How are you?

Can we do it from the top-top?

- Yes, absolutely.
- Okay. Awesome.

These two artists are Latin,
and I'm Hispanic.

I'm Mexican-American. I'm
paying homage to my culture.

Woo!

I'm honoring the women

who paved the way for artists like me

to be able to be in this industry.

I'm so excited to see
all the other girls' choices.

In my mind, "Oh, I think
Normani's gonna do this.

"I think Lauren is gonna do this song.

I think Dinah's totally
gonna come out with this."

But I like a healthy competition.

Boom! I'm gonna do that to the girls.

♪ Como la Flor ♪

♪ Con tanto amor ♪

♪ Se marchitó ♪

♪ Ay, ay, ay ♪

♪ Cómo me duele ♪

♪ Let me introduce you
to my party people ♪

♪ In the club, huh ♪

♪ If you go hard, you
gotta get on the floor ♪

♪ If you're a party freak,
then step on the floor ♪

♪ If you're an animal,
then tear up the floor ♪

♪ Break a sweat on the floor ♪

♪ Yeah, we work on the floor ♪

♪ Don't stop, keep it movin' ♪

- ♪ Put your drinks up ♪
- ♪ Woo! ♪

♪ Pick your body up and
drop it on the floor ♪

♪ Let the rhythm change
your world on the floor ♪

♪ You know we're running
tonight on the floor ♪

♪ Brazil, Morocco, London to Ibiza ♪

♪ Straight to LA,
New York, Vegas to Africa ♪

♪ Dance the night away ♪

♪ Live your life and stay
young on the floor ♪

♪ Dance the night way ♪

♪ Grab somebody, drink a little more ♪

♪ Tonight we gon' be it on the floor ♪

♪ Tonight we gon' be it on the floor ♪

- Okay, then.
- Ally Brooke!

Yes, girl. Yes!

Huh-uh! It's like J.Lo
came back to our set!

- Ally! Ally! Ally! Ally!
- That was dope.

- Ally! Ally! Ally!
- That was dope.

- Oh my god.
- Can I... thank you so much, you guys.

- You're so amazing. Thank you.
- Woo!

- Can I get the booty shake again?
- Yeah, sure.

Ohh!

- Yeah.
- Just for you, Chrissy. Just for you I can.

- Thank you so much.
- What do those artists mean to you,

- Selena and J.Lo?
- Well, I have been so inspired

by them throughout my entire life,

and Selena is my favorite
entertainer of all time.

And also J.Lo has
inspired me tremendously.

As an artist, she's so phenomenal.

And I thought, I wanna honor
my two incredible Latinas.

Okay, Ally,

you can salsa dance
your way on over to the VIP.

Ay, yi, yi.

This night has been filled
with two of my favorite things,

booties and beehives.

But it's not over! Dinah gets
her shot at the belt next

and soon a champion will be crowned.

This show is absolutely bananas!

- It's Lip Sync Battle!
- Yeah!

- ♪ Tonight we gon' be it on the floor ♪
- ♪ Woo! ♪

♪ Yeah! Woo! ♪

♪ It takes two to make
a thing go right ♪

Lip Sync Battle is back, and
there's a final performance

before we crown a champ.

Now, Dinah has been patiently
waiting in the wings,

and now she's chartered her
course and is ready to fly high.

Let's check her out.

- Woo!
- Do you wanna jump in?

- Sure.
- Yeah. Right?

I'm actually really confident
about this performance...

We're going all the way
Polynesian right now.

...because of my culture.

And it's just me
being proud of who I am.

Something Polynesian,
you just say, "Ofa atu."

Say, "Love you."

_

Hi! You look beautiful.

- Thank you. You too.
- Mwah!

- Hi, this is Luna.
- I finally get to see her.

- This is Luna.
- Hi, Princess.

We're all very competitive,

but now that we're all
going against each other,

I'm gonna win.

♪ Open your eyes, let's begin ♪

♪ Yes, it's really me,
it's Maui, breathe it in ♪

♪ I know it's a lot, the hair, the bod ♪

♪ When you're staring at a Demi-god ♪

♪ What can I say except you're welcome ♪

♪ Ha! I guess it's just
my way of being me ♪

♪ You're welcome, you're welcome ♪

♪ Well, come to think of it ♪

♪ Kid, honestly I can go on and on ♪

♪ I can explain
every natural phenomenon ♪

♪ The tide, the grass, the ground ♪

♪ Oh, that was Maui
just messing around ♪

♪ I killed an eel, I buried its guts ♪

♪ Sprouted a tree,
now you got coconuts ♪

♪ What's the lesson?
What is the take-away? ♪

♪ Don't mess with Maui
when he's on the break-away ♪

♪ And the tapestry here on my skin ♪

♪ Is a map of the victories I win ♪

♪ Look where I've been,
I make everything happen ♪

♪ Look at that mini-Maui
just tippity-tappin' ♪

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Hey!

And thank you!

Dinah Jane!

Yes!

- Oh my god.
- Woo!

So, Normani...

- What's up?
- Dinah had a lot of elements happening,

- a lot of things happening.
- She really did.

I was not expecting any of it.

First the pig came
out, and I said, "huh?"

But you look so good, girl.
Your muscles are all popping.

- They're on fleek.
- Yeah.

But which element on
stage was your favorite?

- What was your favorite part?
- There was one part

where the guys came out,
right, and she was all like...

I loved it. You killed it.

- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
- Well, you can just pop it, huh?

- Your tongue!
- That tongue.

That tongue. The tongue.

All right, Dinah,
you head on over to the VIP.

You're welcome.

So, Fifth Harmony had an epic battle,

but after the break,
it'll be time to decide

which one takes home the LSB belt.

When we come back, it's LSB.

♪ Hey! So what can I say ♪

♪ Except you're welcome ♪

♪ Yeah! Woo! ♪

♪ It takes two to make
a thing go right ♪

Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle!

Tonight it went down,
but the vibes remain harmonious.

And for that, we have to thank

Normani, Lauren, Ally,
and Dinah of Fifth Harmony!

But remember, there can only be
one Lip Sync Battle champion.

- Chrissy, let's do this!
- Let's do it!

Ladies and gentlemen,

for tonight only,

is the champ Normani?

What about... Lauren?

Or is it Ally Brooke?

Or... is the winner

Dinah Jane?

Ally! Ally! Ally! Ally! Ally!

Ally! Ally! Ally!
Ally! Ally! Ally! Ally!

And the winner is... Ally Brooke!

God, it... it's so big!

- Thank you!
- First of all...

Let me just say that all four
of you were absolutely amazing.

I wanna say something.

Hey, guys, this is so amazing.

Thank you. I, like, took
the chance to honor

my... my biggest inspirations
and my angels.

Selena, I love you.

But we are a team, we are a family.

This belt's for all of us.

Congratulations to tonight's winner,

and a big thanks to the
whole Fifth Harmony

for joining us on Lip Sync Battle.

Tonight was an amazing event.

Much love to the Lip Sync Nation here

and at home. One love
from me, LL Cool J,

and Chrissy Teigen.

And remember, whatever you do in life,

"Knock 'em outta the box, L.

Knock 'em out, L!"

♪ Tonight we gon' be it on the floor ♪

♪ Tonight we gon' be it on the floor ♪

You guys were fantastic tonight,

you were amazing.

♪ Tonight we gon' be it on the floor ♪