Lip Sync Battle (2015–…): Season 4, Episode 16 - Lil Rel Howery vs. Naya Rivera - full transcript

Hit it!

♪ It takes two to make
a thing go right ♪

- ♪ It takes two to make it outta sight ♪
- ♪ Hit it ♪

♪ I wanna rock right now ♪

♪ I'm Rob Base and I came to get down ♪

♪ I'm not
internationally known ♪

♪ But I'm known to rock a microphone ♪

♪ Because I get stupid,
I mean outrageous ♪

♪ Stay away from me
if you're contagious ♪

♪ Ladies love me, girls adore me ♪

♪ I mean even the ones
who never saw me ♪



♪ Like one, two, three, get loose now ♪

♪ It takes two to make ♪

♪ It takes two to make a thing ♪

♪ It takes two ♪

Yes! It is going down tonight,
Lip Sync Nation.

Tonight's about comedy and
straight-up competition.

First, let me bring
out the lips to my sync,

your host, LL Cool J!

♪ They call me Big L'y ♪

♪ Big silly ♪

♪ Big money ♪

♪ Big Billy ♪

♪ When I'm sliding in
them all, can ya hear me ♪

♪ I be sexing wit these
bars so ya feel me ♪



- ♪ Up in the club, we be ♪
- Hands in the air, hands in the air!

Yo! Let me hear you say, "Yeah!"

- Yeah!
- Say, "Hell, yeah!"

- Hell, yeah!
- Now scream!

She's highly rated.

Never to be duplicated.

She's Chrissy Teigen!

Welcome to Lip Sync Battle.

If you're ready for the contenders,

here we go, ladies and gentlemen.

He's a stand-up comedian

whose special RELevant
is killing it on Netflix.

He starred in Insecure on HBO,

and as everybody's favorite
TSA agent on Get Out.

He's also in the
upcoming movie Uncle Drew.

Give it up for Lil Rel Howery!

She's an actress, singer, songwriter.

You loved her as Santana Lopez in Glee.

Make some noise for Naya Rivera!

Yes!

Wow!

The energy.

Lil Rel, Naya, welcome
to Lip Sync Battle.

- We're glad you're here.
- Yes!

Alright, thank you so much.

So, um, you ready to
get this thing started?

Yes.

You sounded too nice,
not real. Yeah, I'm ready.

- You ready?
- I'm... I'm...

Alright, I'll tell you what.

Lil Rel, you gonna
set things off tonight.

Naya, you can have a seat in the VIP.

Lil Rel, come on over.

- First of all, welcome.
- Thank you!

So, um, what's your plan
to kick off things tonight?

I'ma do something that's sexy.

But also woke at the same time.

It's sexy and what?

- And woke.
- And woke!

- Right.
- Oh!

- It's sexy and woke, see, I like...
- So it's "soaked?"

I wouldn't say "soaked," but...

I mean...

Yeah, I love it. Ladies
and gentlemen, here he is.

Lil Rel Howery.

♪ Daylight ♪

♪ I wake up feeling like
you won't play right ♪

♪ I used to know, but now
that ... don't feel right ♪

♪ It made me put away my pride ♪

♪ If you want it ♪

♪ Oh, you can have it ♪

♪ You can have it ♪

♪ If you need it ♪

♪ You better believe in something ♪

♪ We can make it, oh ♪

♪ If you want it ♪

♪ You can have it ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Now stay woke ♪

♪ And stay woke ♪

♪ They be creepin' ♪

♪ They be creepin' ♪

♪ They gonna find you ♪

♪ They gonna find you ♪

♪ Oh, can't you see that ♪

♪ Can't you see that ♪

♪ Oh, now stay woke ♪

♪ They be creepin' ♪

♪ Don't you close your eyes ♪

♪ Now stay woke ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ They be creepin' ♪

♪ They gonna find you ♪

♪ Find you ♪

♪ They be creepin' ♪

♪ Don't you close your eyes ♪

Sexy!

Sexy was right!

I got my husband in the back.

I was feeling that one though.

So Rel...

I mean, you paying homage to the movie.

I mean, how did life change for
you after that movie came out?

Um, I went from auditioning to offers.

No, but...

It was just fun doing something.

Like it's one of those moments

where you did a project
that you really believed in.

That wasn't about the
money or any of that.

Jordan Peele had a great vision.

One of the coolest
directors in the game,

and we made a hit movie off something

we all just had fun doing.

That's dope.

That's really dope.

So Naya, what were you feeling?

What were you thinking
as he was gyrating and...

- Listen, he...
- You know, doing what he did.

It was a real panty-dropper, guys.

- You like that?
- I think it's "soaked."

- You said "soak."
- You like that?

Yes! Sexy and woke,
"soak." That was "soak."

- Lil Rel, you can chill in the VIP, my man.
- Thank you!

Naya, come on over.

- Your turn to move the crowd.
- I'm so excited to be here.

This is awesome.

So... so what song did you go for?

I chose a song that is
a real crowd-pleaser.

That always works.

Yeah, hopefully it works.

Ladies and gentlemen, Naya Rivera!

♪ Oh ♪

♪ I don't ... with you ♪

♪ I got a million trillion
things I'd rather ... do ♪

♪ Than to be ... with you ♪

♪ Little stupid ... ♪

♪ I don't give a ...,
I don't give a ... ♪

♪ I don't, I don't, I don't give a ... ♪

♪ Look, I don't give a ♪

♪ I don't give a ... about
you or anything that you do ♪

♪ I don't give a ... about
you or anything that you do ♪

♪ I heard you got a new
man, I see you takin' a pic ♪

♪ Then you post it up, thinkin'
that it's makin' me sick ♪

♪ Brr brr, I see you callin',
I be makin' it quick ♪

♪ I'mma answer that shh
like "I don't ... with you" ♪

♪ I got no feelings to go ♪

♪ I swear I had it up to
here, I got no ceilings to go ♪

♪ I mean for real, ... how you feel ♪

♪ ... your two cents if it
ain't goin' towards the bill ♪

♪ Yeah, and everyday I
wake up celebratin', why?

♪ 'Cause I just dodged a
bullet from a crazy... ♪

♪ I stuck to my guns ♪

♪ That's what made me rich,
that's what put me on ♪

♪ That's what got me here
and that's what made me this ♪

♪ And everything that
I do is my first name ♪

♪ These ... chase bread, aw
damn, she got a bird brain ♪

♪ Ain't nothin' but trill
in me, aw man, silly me ♪

♪ I just bought a crib, three
stories, that ... a trilogy ♪

♪ And you know I'm rollin'
... that's ... up the ozone ♪

♪ I got a ... that text me,
she ain't got no clothes on ♪

♪ And then another one
text, then your ... next ♪

♪ And I'm gonna text
your ... back like ♪

♪ I don't ... with you ♪

♪ You little stupid ...,
I ain't ... with you ♪

♪ I got a million trillion
things I'd rather ... do ♪

♪ Than to be ... with you ♪

♪ Little stupid ... ♪

♪ I don't give a ...,
I don't give a ... ♪

♪ I don't give a ... about
you or anything that you do ♪

♪ I don't give a ...,
I don't give a ... ♪

♪ I don't, I don't,
I don't give a ... ♪

♪ I don't give a ♪

- Yo!
- Wow!

- That was bold.
- Oh my God!

That was bold!

It's a crowd-pleaser!

- Chrissy.
- Oh my God!

I said earlier my husband was here,

but I failed to say
that my baby is here too.

But I (bleep) with
you, that was awesome!

- That was so good!
- Thank you, thank you.

Is this whole show bleeped?

I'm sorry.

- Lil Rel!
- Yeah?

What did you think of Naya going there?

You took me by surprise on that one.

I was like, "Oh!"

Damn!

Yo, that was crazy. Alright!

I'll give it to you.

I got to give you a pound on that one.

Alright Naya, you can have
a seat in the VIP. Chill out.

Hang out.

So with Lil Rel and Naya Rivera,

this night plans to be hilarious,

and next level.

I can't wait to see what they
got cooked up for Round Two.

Whatever it is, you
know it's gonna be tasty.

It's LSB.

- So... stay woke!
- Stay woke!

♪ I ain't ... with you ♪

♪ You little stupid ... ♪

- Yeah!
- Whoo!

Lip Sync Battle returns,

and Naya Rivera is about to do her thing

on the LSB stage.

She's ready to take it to Lil Rel

and let him know that when
it comes to performing,

she's no joke.

We got our outfits. We're
ready to do some damage, huh?

We're taking this belt home for the kid.

It was like Christmas Eve for
me last night going to bed.

And now it's like Christmas morning

and New Year's Eve all on
the same day being here.

It's even more fun than
I thought it was gonna be,

and I knew it was gonna be a blast.

So, you're just rocking, right?

To have to completely be stiff

for a dance number,

it's pretty difficult.

I'm used to having the use of my limbs

and my joints.

Robot twerking is in the performance.

Oh, but that's the good
part. We can't give that away.

I hope I pull it off. We'll see.

I'm a little bit nervous.

I just learned this!

Hey, if all else fails,

it's "Running Man."

The whole time.

Is our friendship gonna be over

when I, like, wipe the floor with him?

Let's do this!

- Hiya, Barbie!
- Hi, Ken!

- You wanna go for a ride?
- Sure, Ken!

Jump in!

♪ I'm a Barbie girl ♪

♪ In a Barbie world ♪

♪ Life in plastic ♪

♪ It's fantastic ♪

♪ You can brush my hair ♪

♪ Undress me everywhere ♪

♪ Imagination ♪

♪ Life is your creation ♪

♪ Come on, Barbie, let's go party ♪

♪ I'm a Barbie girl ♪

♪ In a Barbie world ♪

♪ Life in plastic ♪

♪ It's fantastic ♪

♪ You can brush my hair ♪

♪ Undress me everywhere ♪

♪ Imagination ♪

♪ Life is your creation ♪

♪ I'm a blonde, bimbo girl ♪

♪ In a fantasy world ♪

♪ Dress me up, make it tight ♪

♪ I'm your dolly ♪

♪ You can touch ♪

♪ You can play ♪

♪ If you say I'm always yours ♪

♪ Ooh whoa ♪

♪ I'm a Barbie girl ♪

♪ In a Barbie world ♪

♪ Life in plastic ♪

♪ It's fantastic ♪

♪ You can brush my hair ♪

♪ Undress me everywhere ♪

♪ Imagination ♪

♪ Life is your creation ♪

♪ Come on Barbie, let's go party ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah, yeah ♪

- ♪ Come on Barbie, let's go party ♪

♪ Ooh whoa, ooh whoa ♪

♪ Come on Barbie, let's go party ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah yeah ♪

♪ Come on Barbie, let's go party ♪

♪ Ooh whoa, ooh whoa ♪

Oh, I'm having so much fun!

Well Barbie, we're just getting started.

Oh, I love you Ken!

Yes, girl!

Damn.

- Yes!
- Alright.

- I love a good spanking line.
- So fun!

A line of spanking!

So explain to everybody why
you chose that particular song.

Um, I thought it was fun, you know.

I couldn't believe that
it hadn't been done here.

The chair lift was so awesome.

And who doesn't love Barbie?

So, so Lil Rel... after
seeing that performance,

do you think it's alright
for guys to play with dolls?

Nah, I guess I'm...

I'm kinda supposed
to hate cause we competin' but...

I thought it was amazing, like, you...

you're a really amazing performer.

- Naya, you can have a seat in the VIP.
- Thank you.

Great job.

Hot chocolate, a fire place
and a dancing Ken doll?

I am in Barbie Heaven.

And next up, Lil Rel takes to the stage

to give the people a little something
to secure that championship belt.

- Come on back. It's Lip Sync Battle.
- Baby.

♪ I'm a Barbie girl ♪

♪ In a Barbie world ♪

- Yeah!
- Whoo!

Lip Sync Battle returns

and the hilarious Lil
Rel Howery is on deck

and ready to give the
people what they want:

an LSB performance full of wild moments.

Let's see what he dreamed up
in order to shut Naya down.

Surprisingly,
I'm not nervous at all,

which is weird, but it could be
because I'm a fan of the show,

so it's gonna be fun.

Love that. That's good.

Bigger, bigger, bigger. Nice, nice.

Nice!

Oh, hi!

- Stylish girl!
- The gang's all here.

Look, he is so fly, man.

I want to win, but
Naya's so talented, man.

I feel good.

I don't know why.

I don't know why I'm so excited.

We're friends and we laugh a lot.

I just see us laughing at each other

very hard throughout this whole show

so get ready for us

to be tearing up laughing
at each other.

God damn.

Now, see now you done
made it competitive now,

Naya, look what you done did.

You're one of my favorite people,

but today it is over with for you.

You're about to let a clown

make a fool of you on national
TV and I hope you're ready!

♪ Ghostbusters ♪

♪ If there's something strange ♪

♪ In your neighborhood ♪

♪ Who you gonna call ♪

♪ Ghostbusters ♪

♪ If there's something weird ♪

♪ And it don't look good ♪

♪ Who ya gonna call ♪

♪ Ghostbusters ♪

♪ I ain't afraid of no ghost ♪

♪ If you're seeing things ♪

♪ Runnin' through your head ♪

♪ Who can you call ♪

♪ Ghostbusters ♪

♪ An invisible man ♪

♪ Sleepin' in your bed ♪

♪ Oh, who you gonna call ♪

♪ Ghostbusters ♪

♪ Let me tell you somethin' ♪

♪ Bustin' makes me feel good ♪

♪ I ain't afraid of no ghost ♪

♪ Who ya gonna call ♪

♪ Ghostbusters ♪

♪ Who ya gonna call ♪

♪ Ghostbusters ♪

♪ Oh, I think you better call ♪

♪ Ghostbusters ♪

♪ Who you gonna call ♪

♪ Ghostbusters ♪

Ladies and gentlemen...

Ray Parker, Jr!

The original singer
of Ghostbusters.

Yo! That was amazing!

The original Ghostbuster,
Ray Parker Jr. in the house!

Thank you. Is this what I look like?

Yo! I-I mean, that
performance was amazing,

but I gotta ask you, Ray... Ray...

what was it... What were you thinking
about when you wrote that song?

Like what... what was
going on in your mind?

You know, it's... it's interesting,

when they asked me to
do it and I saw the film,

I said, "That's not
the kinda music I do.

I sing to girls."

You know, all my records
were about ladies, so.

So, I was a little
nervous about it, you know.

I had the music first,

and I was running out of ideas,

and late at night...

I was sleepy, I'd been up for two days.

And if you've ever seen
those drain commercials,

- you know they're spraying for weeds?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It... it reminded me of a
shot in Ghostbusters

where they had the backpacks
and they pulled it out,

and they had the phone number
below, and I went, "That's it!"

- "Who you gonna call?"
- I can't... I can't sing Ghostbusters.

- "Ghostbusters!"
- That's who you gonna call.

Let the crowd sing "Ghostbusters."

So I just did the "Who you gonna call?"

and that was it.

- Lil Rel...
- Yeah?

You didn't know that
the original Ghostbuster,

Ray Parker Jr. was gonna walk out.

You saw how shocked I was?
I'm a... I'm a huge fan.

I don't know what pastor you look like,

- but you...
- I know!

Yo, but it just hit me.

- I don't know. I just...
- Neil deGrasse Tyson!

- It's like God said something!
- Let the church say "Amen!"

So, Rel, like, what were you thinking?

When you see him, he comes
out, you're doing the song.

That was surreal, man.

Like, I'm serious.
I'm not, like, playing!

Nobody's ever did this
song on Lip Sync Battle.

- Ever!
- This is my karaoke go-to song.

When I go to karaoke.

And like I said, I'm a huge fan,

so wow, good to meet you.

Good to meet you. Thank you.

So... so Naya.

You feeling Lil Rel's
jheri curl over here?

I mean, that was... Hats off!

My cheeks hurt from smiling.

Like that was amazing.

Plus, you have the best special guest!

That was amazing!

- Yeah!
- Thank you, thank you.

Alright well, Rel, you
can chill over in the VIP.

Ray, you can also go over
in the VIP and chill out.

Hang out a little bit.

Man, I tell you, we
laughed, we rocked out,

and a good time was had by all.

But coming up, we get down to it.

We find out who's taking home

this beautiful, blinged-out belt.

You know what I mean?

It's so beautiful I almost
don't want to let it go.

But I will because it is heavy!

Grab a snack and come on back.

- It's Lip Sync Battle, baby.
- Lip Sync Battle!

♪ If there's something strange ♪

♪ In your neighborhood ♪

♪ Who you gonna call ♪

♪ Ghostbusters ♪

- Yeah!
- Whoo!

Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle!

Tonight is one we'll never forget.

As Naya and Lil Rel kept the
jokes flowing, the beats going.

Incredible all night long.

So Chrissy...

- Yes.
- It's time to see who wins the belt!

- Let's do it.
- Let's do this!

Is the Lip Sync Battle champ...

Naya Rivera?

Or is the Lip Sync Battle champion...

Lil Rel Howery?

Ladies and gentlemen...

the Lip Sync Battle
champion is Naya Rivera.

- Uh, Naya?
- Yes.

- I mean, you did an amazing job.
- Thank you.

You know what I'm saying, you're
the Lip Sync Battle champion.

How's it feel right now having
that belt around your waist?

This feels really good, guys.

Thank you!

So Lil Rel, you did your thing!

What was it like performing on LSB?

Um, this was amazing.

I'm like a, I'm a huge fan
of the show for real, man,

so, like, this is... this is...

I got to be Ray Parker
Jr. and then meet him.

Big thanks to Lil Rel and Naya for being

a major addition on our Lip Sync crew.

Big shout-out to Lip Sync nation.

Thanks for rocking with
us all over the world.

One love from me, LL Cool J,

and Chrissy.

And remember, whatever you do in life,

"Knock 'em out the box, L!

Knock 'em out, L!"

♪ I'm a Barbie girl ♪

♪ In a Barbie world ♪

♪ Life in plastic ♪

♪ It's fantastic ♪

♪ You can brush my hair ♪