Lip Sync Battle (2015–…): Season 5, Episode 1 - Queer Eye - full transcript
Lip Sync Battle nation, are you ready?
It's gonna get five times
more fabulous tonight!
Make some noise for the Fab Five!
The cast of Queer Eye!
♪ I remember being
young and tough, brave ♪
♪ I knew what I needed ♪
Whoo!
♪ I was spending all
my nights and days ♪
♪ Laid back day dreaming ♪
♪ Look at me I'm a big girl now, ♪
♪ Said I'm gon' do something ♪
♪ Told the world I
would paint this town ♪
♪ Now betcha I run this ♪
♪ I'm a grown woman ♪
♪ I can do whatever I want ♪
♪ They love the way I walk in ♪
♪ 'Cause I walk with a vengeance ♪
♪ And they listen to me when I talk ♪
♪ 'Cause I ain't pretending ♪
♪ It took a while, now I understand ♪
♪ Just where I'm goin' ♪
♪ I know the world
and I know who I am, ♪
♪ It's 'bout time I show it ♪
Whoo!
♪ I'm a grown woman ♪
♪ I can do whatever I want ♪
♪ I'm a grown woman ♪
♪ I can do whatever I want ♪
I'm so happy.
You gotta love it. You gotta love it.
Make some noise!
Yeah!
Alright, so, as you can see,
we're already doing things
different for this one.
You know what I mean?
We kicked things off
with the cast of five
that can be best described
as a television phenomenon!
Give it up for Bobby, Karamo,
Tan, Antoni and Jonathan.
The cast of Netflix Queer Eye.
Chrissy. Chrissy, so
the Fab Five is here.
- I'm freaking out.
- Are you ready?
Am I ready? I'd like to
think that I did this!
You did!
I was on vacation.
I was laying in Bali.
Naked.
And all I was thinking about
were these five, fabulous boys.
And I wrote...
I wrote our producer, and I was like,
"Please, Casey. Please, can
we have them on the show?"
And she said yes, and now they're here!
So, congrats to you guys
on the success of Queer Eye.
Thank you.
Legitimately, I have your
number one fan right here.
- I mean, that's all she talked about...
- A super fan.
And you look incredible!
You really do!
- Give us a twirl.
- Killing it!
The only thing we stipulated for today
is that we wanted to be in crops
and we wanted to be in short-shorts.
I was like, "But this body?
Why... why should I hide it?"
Okay, hold on. Let's clarify.
- Anybody...
- Anybody!
The fans would love you if you tried it.
No, uh, you know,
you gotta know your limitations.
I mean, yeah, next week. Next episode.
Okay, Jonathan. Your
Instagram is iconic.
Where does it come from? What's going on
in your long-haired brain?
Well, you know, I don't know.
A little bit of this,
and a little bit of that.
It's true. He really doesn't.
Just a little girl.
So Karamo, I think it's safe to say
- you're a member of the hive.
- Clearly, clearly.
Tell us about your love for Beyonce.
Uh, I mean, you see I got a wig on.
I know!
- That is...
- The wig!
We didn't even know he was wearing it!
Which we didn't know until...
When I turned around,
I was like, "Who's that?
Who is she on stage with us?"
It's I, Beyonce, I've arrived.
Oh my God, yeah, yeah.
- We commit!
- You do!
And we're gonna commit tonight!
Yeah!
Alright, so, look!
We all know why we're here.
This is Lip Sync Battle. Let's go!
Hit it!
♪ It takes two to make
a thing go right ♪
- Hit it!
- ♪ I wanna rock right now ♪
♪ I'm not internationally known ♪
♪ But I'm known to
rock a microphone ♪
♪ Because I get stupid,
I mean outrageous ♪
♪ Stay away from me
if you're contagious ♪
♪ Like one, two,
three, get loose now ♪
- ♪ It takes two ♪
- Hit it!
You just saw an amazing performance
of Beyonce's Grown Woman
by the cast of Queer Eye.
Chrissy is over there.
She's hyped up!
Everybody in the house, make some noise.
First up, he's a culture expert.
Karamo Brown!
- Whoo!
- Give it up for the design master, Bobby Berk!
Now give it up for food and wine expert,
Antoni Porowski!
Werk! Werk!
Fashion expert, Tan France!
Grooming expert, Jonathan Van Ness!
Whoo!
Welcome to the show, guys.
We're so glad you're here.
You know what I'm saying?
It's already been an amazing night.
The party just got started!
You know what I'm
saying? Just got started!
Alright, but this is LSB, so
we gotta break up the Fab Five.
- We gotta break it up...
- You guys really wanna be responsible
for the one who breaks up the Fab Five?
Yeah, yeah, yeah! I own it!
I own it! No problem!
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
- Hey, Chrissy.
- Hey!
They've gone rogue!
Alright. Oh my God!
Alright!
Okay, these guys are acting up in class.
Alright, you guys can head
over to the VIP and hang out.
Let's take a look and see
how the guys kept an eye
on who they wanted to team up with.
- Oh!
- "Welcome Fab Five!"
They're sweethearts!
None of us were expecting
them to get us balloons,
flowers and tiaras.
It's as if they know us.
The competition starts now.
So, I think if we have to split up,
that the three of us
should go against you guys.
We chose these teams, uh, strategically.
We wanted three under dogs
versus two stars.
Those two stars together
are gonna collide.
Yeah, but I walk, so I'll
just walk right next to you.
I would say, when it comes
to competitive advantage,
we just have rhythm.
Our strategy is to survive!
(BLEEP)
I believe in you! You can do it!
Didn't look that great to me!
Doesn't look that great to me!
You don't deserve
this. You have no class!
I just wanna see you boys shine,
and I hope that you get introduced
to rhythm before you go out.
- Amen.
- Come on.
And now it's settled.
Antoni, Bobby and Tan
versus Jonathan and Karamo.
Two teams will battle it
out, so when we come back,
it'll be time to throw down. You
guys ready for that? You ready?
Alright, alright, since
we're switching things up,
why don't you guys toss us to the break?
LSB is going to Q...
U-E-E-R
You don't wanna miss it!
♪ I'm a grown woman ♪
♪ It takes two to make
a thing go right ♪
Yes, LSB returns,
and the cast of Queer
Eye are going toe to toe.
Antoni, Bobby and Tan are
ready to take it to the stage.
But before we unleash the madness,
let's see how they
plan to show the world
that three is the magic number.
Hi, everyone!
So glad we're a team.
So excited!
- Danielle, Antoni, so nice to meet you.
- You look so pretty!
I've never felt prettier, frankly.
It's my first time in heels.
Very proud.
- You ready for this?
- No!
- Which one goes first?
- Right. Left to right.
Oh!
Oh.
Break my neck in these.
This has been very hard. I don't know
how the dancers do this every day.
Ooh! (BLEEP) I'm sorry!
Yeah, we're struggling.
I just realized it's
easier to walk in heels
when you sway your hips.
Oh! Well, I'll give that a try.
We just did a move!
Yeah!
- Oh my God, it's so real!
- It looks amazing!
We're gonna go out
there. We're gonna win.
We're gonna show Karamo and Jonathan
that we can lip sync.
We're gonna show those boys a
side of us they've never even seen.
I just know yours is gonna fall!
And I'm gonna laugh so hard.
♪ You wanna ♪
Whoo!
♪ You wanna ♪
♪ You wanna ♪
♪ You want a hot body? ♪
♪ You want a Bugatti? ♪
♪ You want a Maserati? ♪
♪ You better work, bitch ♪
♪ You want a Lamborghini? ♪
♪ Sip martinis? ♪
♪ Look hot in a bikini? ♪
♪ You better work, bitch ♪
♪ You wanna live fancy? ♪
♪ Live in a big mansion? ♪
♪ Party in France? ♪
♪ You better work, bitch ♪
♪ You better work, bitch ♪
♪ You better work, bitch ♪
♪ You better work, bitch ♪
♪ Now get to work, bitch ♪
♪ Bring it on ♪
♪ Ring the alarm ♪
♪ Don't stop now, just be the champion ♪
♪ Work it hard, like
it's your profession ♪
♪ Watch out now ♪
♪ Cause here it comes ♪
♪ Here comes the smasher ♪
♪ Here comes the master ♪
♪ Here comes the big beat ♪
♪ Big beat disaster ♪
♪ I make the governor ♪
♪ Call me the governor ♪
♪ I am the bad bitch ♪
♪ The bitch that you'll never know ♪
♪ Hold your head high ♪
♪ Fingers to the sky ♪
♪ They gonna try to try ya ♪
♪ But they can't deny ya ♪
♪ Keep it moving higher ♪
♪ And higher ♪
♪ Keep it moving higher ♪
♪ And higher and higher ♪
Whoo!
♪ Work, work ♪
♪ Work it out, work it out ♪
Oh my God!
♪ Work it out, work it out ♪
♪ You better work, bitch ♪
Oh my God!
- Whoo!
- Yo, this is wild.
- Did we make you proud, Chrissy?
- You look so good!
Oh my gosh!
- Do you like my ass?
- Oh my God! Yes!
Oh my God!
These outfits. Everything about it.
Incredible. That was my
first human soul cycle thing
I've ever seen.
This is how we party in Mykonos, bitch!
Okay. How does it feel to do this?
- Next level?
- Britney is the phoenix rising.
She's come from the
ashes and back again.
She's reinvented herself.
She's so lucky, she's a star.
Alright, listen.
You came out with the red bodysuit on.
You know what I'm saying?
It's pretty obvious
that you are into the latex.
Tell everybody how...
how, uh, sexy you feel
in the latex tonight.
I feel so sexy.
Yes!
I need Bobby to stop
hiding that ass on the show.
I didn't... I had no
idea what was in there!
So Jonathan, how would you
describe this performance?
To see you with the hair
color that you've always wanted
- is really inspiring for me.
- I used to have it.
You're finally, like, the bright blonde
bleach and tone that
you've always wanted.
And I am so happy to
see you live in this wig.
Tan...
Mommy wants to see you in a heel.
Oh!
I'm sorry, I just don't think
Brit-Brit would come out in a flat.
You know I love you, however, the
reason why I didn't wear a heel,
is because I didn't
want to upstage y'all.
- Oh!
- You know what? See? Okay! And on that note,
Britney, Britney and Britney,
you guys can work it on over to the VIP.
Thank you, that was amazing.
It was amazing, amazing.
Great job, great job. You know
what I'm saying? That was crazy!
Three for the price of one!
Did they kill it or what?
This battle is for real.
It's absolutely real,
and when we come back,
Karamo and Jonathan need to pull
out all the stops to get that belt!
Come on back, so we can see
exactly how they'll do that.
This is Lip Sync Battle!
♪ It takes two to
make a thing go right ♪
LSB is back, and now
it's Jonathan and Karamo's
turn to bring the noise!
Let's see how they joined forces
to ensure that when
they walk off the stage,
they're walking off with
that belt in their hand.
Ya heard?
- Hey, boo.
- Ah, you look so cute.
You look so cute. You're killing it!
Yeah, it's a dream team.
Yes, bitch!
I think if we just do
that with them, then it...
Calm down, sweetie.
- Let's get four more counts in.
- Okay!
It's hard to, like, focus.
Actually, I'm just really paranoid
that I'm gonna forget the words.
- Let's let this person you know...
- Yes, yes, yes!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
It goes so much faster
when you have to go
pump, pump, one, two.
And I'm singing, and I'm
doing hair, hair, what, what!
I'm just like "What!"
What he said.
My whole job is to get
into the mind of people.
I'm watching Karamo right now,
and he's already given me an
incredibly competitive look.
And I've got into the other
guys' mind. They're scared.
So, we're the nice guys
on this team, thanks.
Get her out of here!
- We have this!
- Good job! Good.
Bobby, Antoni, Tan...
good luck?
- Eh!
- Eh!
You cannot do this to me, henny!
I know my rights! She gets a phone call.
I know you're not
interrupting my Bey soak!
HoneyBee, come break me up
out of this jail cell, queen.
You've been a very bad, bad...
♪ Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad girl, Jonny ♪
♪ Hello, hello, baby ♪
♪ You called, I can't hear a thing ♪
♪ Sorry, I cannot hear you ♪
♪ I'm kinda busy ♪
♪ I'm kinda busy ♪
♪ I'm kinda busy ♪
♪ Sorry, I cannot hear you ♪
♪ I'm kinda busy ♪
♪ Just a second, it's my
favorite song they're gonna play ♪
♪ And now, you won't
stop callin' me ♪
♪ I'm kinda busy ♪
- ♪ Stop callin', stop callin' ♪
- Whoo!
♪ I don't wanna think anymore ♪
♪ I left my head and my
heart on the dance floor ♪
♪ Stop callin', stop callin' ♪
♪ I don't wanna talk anymore ♪
♪ I left my head and my
heart on the dance floor ♪
♪ Boy, the way you
blowin' up my phone ♪
♪ Won't make me leave no faster ♪
♪ Put my coat on faster ♪
♪ Leave my girls no faster ♪
♪ I shoulda left my phone at home ♪
♪ Cause this is a disaster ♪
♪ Callin' like a collector ♪
♪ Sorry, I cannot answer ♪
♪ It's not that I don't like you ♪
♪ I'm just at a party ♪
♪ And I am sick and tired ♪
♪ Of my phone r-ringin' ♪
♪ Sometimes I feel like I live ♪
♪ In Grand Central Station ♪
♪ Tonight, I'm not taking no calls ♪
♪ Cause I'll be dancing ♪
♪ Stop callin', stop callin' ♪
♪ I don't want to think anymore ♪
♪ I left my head and my
heart on the dance floor ♪
♪ Stop callin', stop callin' ♪
♪ I don't wanna talk anymore ♪
♪ I left my head and my
heart on the dance floor ♪
♪ Stop telephoning me ♪
♪ I'm busy ♪
Uh... uh...
What do we do?
That was theater! That was gorgeous!
- Look at your legs, Karamo.
- Thank you!
- Thank you, boo!
- Incredible!
Hold on, everyone needs to know
this is my first time,
yesterday, in heels ever.
- That's a true story.
- And I started...
in stiletto.
Alright, so, Tan?
How do you feel about
your boys coming out here?
Let me tell you. No joke.
I've never been more proud
of you two dumb-dumbs.
- Right, seriously!
- Aww!
- I'm so proud of you.
- Thank you, Tanny.
Listen, I was happy with what we did,
but you guys killed!
Alright!
Well, on that note, Jonathan, Karamo.
You guys can head over
to the VIP, hang out.
Much love, much love, we appreciate it.
Give 'em a round of applause!
The Fab Five graced our stage,
and gave us an epic Queer
Eye meets LSB mash-up.
Which is one we won't soon forget,
and when we come back,
one of these talented
teams will be taking home
this beautiful championship belt.
It's blingy, it's heavy,
and one of these teams will take
it off my hands when we come back.
- This is Lip Sync Battle.
- Lip Sync Battle, baby!
Let's ride!
♪ I left my head and my
heart on the dance floor ♪
♪ It takes two to make
a thing go right ♪
Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle!
The cast of the Queer Eye came here,
and dominated our stage tonight.
Amazing energy, lots of laughs.
Beautiful vibes!
Based on what we witnessed,
you're all champions,
but only one of you can go, you know,
away with the, uh, LSB belt.
You know what I'm
saying? One team, that is.
So, uh, are you guys ready?
- We're ready.
- We're ready.
Chrissy, let's do this.
Ladies and gentlemen,
will the belt go to
Antoni, Bobby and Tan?
Or will the Lip Sync
Battle championship belt...
go to Jonathan and Karamo?
And the team that will
be crowned champion
of Lip Sync Battle tonight is...
Jonathan and Karamo!
Okay, so I have to first
say tonight was epic!
All of us put the most work in
we've ever put in trying
to do something like this.
And...
though Jonathan and I
have become victorious,
nothing will break up
the Fab Five! Never!
This is all of us.
So, just tell us how you
enjoyed the experience.
How did you feel about it?
- Um...
- This was epic.
I mean, I never, first of all,
thought I would ever
be in heels and a wig.
And I'm living for it!
Of all the amazing moments we've
had together in the last year,
this is, by far, the best.
And I just want to say,
we're happy to have you here.
You're welcome here. We
appreciate you guys coming here,
sharing your talent with us.
We appreciate...
Congratulations on the show.
The huge success that you have.
Give them another round of applause.
I just want to give a big
thanks to the cast of Queer Eye
for being a dope addition
to our Lip Sync crew tonight.
And a big shout-out to Lip Sync nation
all over the world.
One love from me, LL Cool J,
and Chrissy Teigen.
And remember, whatever
you do in life, baby,
"Knock 'em out the box, L!
Knock 'em out, L!"
♪ Stop callin', stop callin' ♪
♪ I don't wanna talk anymore ♪
♪ I left my head and my
heart on the dance floor ♪
♪ Stop callin', stop callin' ♪
♪ I don't wanna talk anymore ♪
♪ I left my head and my
heart on the dance floor ♪
♪ Boy, the way you
blowin' up my phone ♪
♪ Won't make me leave no faster ♪
♪ Put my coat on faster ♪
♪ Leave my girls no faster ♪
♪ I shoulda left my phone at home ♪
It's gonna get five times
more fabulous tonight!
Make some noise for the Fab Five!
The cast of Queer Eye!
♪ I remember being
young and tough, brave ♪
♪ I knew what I needed ♪
Whoo!
♪ I was spending all
my nights and days ♪
♪ Laid back day dreaming ♪
♪ Look at me I'm a big girl now, ♪
♪ Said I'm gon' do something ♪
♪ Told the world I
would paint this town ♪
♪ Now betcha I run this ♪
♪ I'm a grown woman ♪
♪ I can do whatever I want ♪
♪ They love the way I walk in ♪
♪ 'Cause I walk with a vengeance ♪
♪ And they listen to me when I talk ♪
♪ 'Cause I ain't pretending ♪
♪ It took a while, now I understand ♪
♪ Just where I'm goin' ♪
♪ I know the world
and I know who I am, ♪
♪ It's 'bout time I show it ♪
Whoo!
♪ I'm a grown woman ♪
♪ I can do whatever I want ♪
♪ I'm a grown woman ♪
♪ I can do whatever I want ♪
I'm so happy.
You gotta love it. You gotta love it.
Make some noise!
Yeah!
Alright, so, as you can see,
we're already doing things
different for this one.
You know what I mean?
We kicked things off
with the cast of five
that can be best described
as a television phenomenon!
Give it up for Bobby, Karamo,
Tan, Antoni and Jonathan.
The cast of Netflix Queer Eye.
Chrissy. Chrissy, so
the Fab Five is here.
- I'm freaking out.
- Are you ready?
Am I ready? I'd like to
think that I did this!
You did!
I was on vacation.
I was laying in Bali.
Naked.
And all I was thinking about
were these five, fabulous boys.
And I wrote...
I wrote our producer, and I was like,
"Please, Casey. Please, can
we have them on the show?"
And she said yes, and now they're here!
So, congrats to you guys
on the success of Queer Eye.
Thank you.
Legitimately, I have your
number one fan right here.
- I mean, that's all she talked about...
- A super fan.
And you look incredible!
You really do!
- Give us a twirl.
- Killing it!
The only thing we stipulated for today
is that we wanted to be in crops
and we wanted to be in short-shorts.
I was like, "But this body?
Why... why should I hide it?"
Okay, hold on. Let's clarify.
- Anybody...
- Anybody!
The fans would love you if you tried it.
No, uh, you know,
you gotta know your limitations.
I mean, yeah, next week. Next episode.
Okay, Jonathan. Your
Instagram is iconic.
Where does it come from? What's going on
in your long-haired brain?
Well, you know, I don't know.
A little bit of this,
and a little bit of that.
It's true. He really doesn't.
Just a little girl.
So Karamo, I think it's safe to say
- you're a member of the hive.
- Clearly, clearly.
Tell us about your love for Beyonce.
Uh, I mean, you see I got a wig on.
I know!
- That is...
- The wig!
We didn't even know he was wearing it!
Which we didn't know until...
When I turned around,
I was like, "Who's that?
Who is she on stage with us?"
It's I, Beyonce, I've arrived.
Oh my God, yeah, yeah.
- We commit!
- You do!
And we're gonna commit tonight!
Yeah!
Alright, so, look!
We all know why we're here.
This is Lip Sync Battle. Let's go!
Hit it!
♪ It takes two to make
a thing go right ♪
- Hit it!
- ♪ I wanna rock right now ♪
♪ I'm not internationally known ♪
♪ But I'm known to
rock a microphone ♪
♪ Because I get stupid,
I mean outrageous ♪
♪ Stay away from me
if you're contagious ♪
♪ Like one, two,
three, get loose now ♪
- ♪ It takes two ♪
- Hit it!
You just saw an amazing performance
of Beyonce's Grown Woman
by the cast of Queer Eye.
Chrissy is over there.
She's hyped up!
Everybody in the house, make some noise.
First up, he's a culture expert.
Karamo Brown!
- Whoo!
- Give it up for the design master, Bobby Berk!
Now give it up for food and wine expert,
Antoni Porowski!
Werk! Werk!
Fashion expert, Tan France!
Grooming expert, Jonathan Van Ness!
Whoo!
Welcome to the show, guys.
We're so glad you're here.
You know what I'm saying?
It's already been an amazing night.
The party just got started!
You know what I'm
saying? Just got started!
Alright, but this is LSB, so
we gotta break up the Fab Five.
- We gotta break it up...
- You guys really wanna be responsible
for the one who breaks up the Fab Five?
Yeah, yeah, yeah! I own it!
I own it! No problem!
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
- Hey, Chrissy.
- Hey!
They've gone rogue!
Alright. Oh my God!
Alright!
Okay, these guys are acting up in class.
Alright, you guys can head
over to the VIP and hang out.
Let's take a look and see
how the guys kept an eye
on who they wanted to team up with.
- Oh!
- "Welcome Fab Five!"
They're sweethearts!
None of us were expecting
them to get us balloons,
flowers and tiaras.
It's as if they know us.
The competition starts now.
So, I think if we have to split up,
that the three of us
should go against you guys.
We chose these teams, uh, strategically.
We wanted three under dogs
versus two stars.
Those two stars together
are gonna collide.
Yeah, but I walk, so I'll
just walk right next to you.
I would say, when it comes
to competitive advantage,
we just have rhythm.
Our strategy is to survive!
(BLEEP)
I believe in you! You can do it!
Didn't look that great to me!
Doesn't look that great to me!
You don't deserve
this. You have no class!
I just wanna see you boys shine,
and I hope that you get introduced
to rhythm before you go out.
- Amen.
- Come on.
And now it's settled.
Antoni, Bobby and Tan
versus Jonathan and Karamo.
Two teams will battle it
out, so when we come back,
it'll be time to throw down. You
guys ready for that? You ready?
Alright, alright, since
we're switching things up,
why don't you guys toss us to the break?
LSB is going to Q...
U-E-E-R
You don't wanna miss it!
♪ I'm a grown woman ♪
♪ It takes two to make
a thing go right ♪
Yes, LSB returns,
and the cast of Queer
Eye are going toe to toe.
Antoni, Bobby and Tan are
ready to take it to the stage.
But before we unleash the madness,
let's see how they
plan to show the world
that three is the magic number.
Hi, everyone!
So glad we're a team.
So excited!
- Danielle, Antoni, so nice to meet you.
- You look so pretty!
I've never felt prettier, frankly.
It's my first time in heels.
Very proud.
- You ready for this?
- No!
- Which one goes first?
- Right. Left to right.
Oh!
Oh.
Break my neck in these.
This has been very hard. I don't know
how the dancers do this every day.
Ooh! (BLEEP) I'm sorry!
Yeah, we're struggling.
I just realized it's
easier to walk in heels
when you sway your hips.
Oh! Well, I'll give that a try.
We just did a move!
Yeah!
- Oh my God, it's so real!
- It looks amazing!
We're gonna go out
there. We're gonna win.
We're gonna show Karamo and Jonathan
that we can lip sync.
We're gonna show those boys a
side of us they've never even seen.
I just know yours is gonna fall!
And I'm gonna laugh so hard.
♪ You wanna ♪
Whoo!
♪ You wanna ♪
♪ You wanna ♪
♪ You want a hot body? ♪
♪ You want a Bugatti? ♪
♪ You want a Maserati? ♪
♪ You better work, bitch ♪
♪ You want a Lamborghini? ♪
♪ Sip martinis? ♪
♪ Look hot in a bikini? ♪
♪ You better work, bitch ♪
♪ You wanna live fancy? ♪
♪ Live in a big mansion? ♪
♪ Party in France? ♪
♪ You better work, bitch ♪
♪ You better work, bitch ♪
♪ You better work, bitch ♪
♪ You better work, bitch ♪
♪ Now get to work, bitch ♪
♪ Bring it on ♪
♪ Ring the alarm ♪
♪ Don't stop now, just be the champion ♪
♪ Work it hard, like
it's your profession ♪
♪ Watch out now ♪
♪ Cause here it comes ♪
♪ Here comes the smasher ♪
♪ Here comes the master ♪
♪ Here comes the big beat ♪
♪ Big beat disaster ♪
♪ I make the governor ♪
♪ Call me the governor ♪
♪ I am the bad bitch ♪
♪ The bitch that you'll never know ♪
♪ Hold your head high ♪
♪ Fingers to the sky ♪
♪ They gonna try to try ya ♪
♪ But they can't deny ya ♪
♪ Keep it moving higher ♪
♪ And higher ♪
♪ Keep it moving higher ♪
♪ And higher and higher ♪
Whoo!
♪ Work, work ♪
♪ Work it out, work it out ♪
Oh my God!
♪ Work it out, work it out ♪
♪ You better work, bitch ♪
Oh my God!
- Whoo!
- Yo, this is wild.
- Did we make you proud, Chrissy?
- You look so good!
Oh my gosh!
- Do you like my ass?
- Oh my God! Yes!
Oh my God!
These outfits. Everything about it.
Incredible. That was my
first human soul cycle thing
I've ever seen.
This is how we party in Mykonos, bitch!
Okay. How does it feel to do this?
- Next level?
- Britney is the phoenix rising.
She's come from the
ashes and back again.
She's reinvented herself.
She's so lucky, she's a star.
Alright, listen.
You came out with the red bodysuit on.
You know what I'm saying?
It's pretty obvious
that you are into the latex.
Tell everybody how...
how, uh, sexy you feel
in the latex tonight.
I feel so sexy.
Yes!
I need Bobby to stop
hiding that ass on the show.
I didn't... I had no
idea what was in there!
So Jonathan, how would you
describe this performance?
To see you with the hair
color that you've always wanted
- is really inspiring for me.
- I used to have it.
You're finally, like, the bright blonde
bleach and tone that
you've always wanted.
And I am so happy to
see you live in this wig.
Tan...
Mommy wants to see you in a heel.
Oh!
I'm sorry, I just don't think
Brit-Brit would come out in a flat.
You know I love you, however, the
reason why I didn't wear a heel,
is because I didn't
want to upstage y'all.
- Oh!
- You know what? See? Okay! And on that note,
Britney, Britney and Britney,
you guys can work it on over to the VIP.
Thank you, that was amazing.
It was amazing, amazing.
Great job, great job. You know
what I'm saying? That was crazy!
Three for the price of one!
Did they kill it or what?
This battle is for real.
It's absolutely real,
and when we come back,
Karamo and Jonathan need to pull
out all the stops to get that belt!
Come on back, so we can see
exactly how they'll do that.
This is Lip Sync Battle!
♪ It takes two to
make a thing go right ♪
LSB is back, and now
it's Jonathan and Karamo's
turn to bring the noise!
Let's see how they joined forces
to ensure that when
they walk off the stage,
they're walking off with
that belt in their hand.
Ya heard?
- Hey, boo.
- Ah, you look so cute.
You look so cute. You're killing it!
Yeah, it's a dream team.
Yes, bitch!
I think if we just do
that with them, then it...
Calm down, sweetie.
- Let's get four more counts in.
- Okay!
It's hard to, like, focus.
Actually, I'm just really paranoid
that I'm gonna forget the words.
- Let's let this person you know...
- Yes, yes, yes!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
It goes so much faster
when you have to go
pump, pump, one, two.
And I'm singing, and I'm
doing hair, hair, what, what!
I'm just like "What!"
What he said.
My whole job is to get
into the mind of people.
I'm watching Karamo right now,
and he's already given me an
incredibly competitive look.
And I've got into the other
guys' mind. They're scared.
So, we're the nice guys
on this team, thanks.
Get her out of here!
- We have this!
- Good job! Good.
Bobby, Antoni, Tan...
good luck?
- Eh!
- Eh!
You cannot do this to me, henny!
I know my rights! She gets a phone call.
I know you're not
interrupting my Bey soak!
HoneyBee, come break me up
out of this jail cell, queen.
You've been a very bad, bad...
♪ Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad girl, Jonny ♪
♪ Hello, hello, baby ♪
♪ You called, I can't hear a thing ♪
♪ Sorry, I cannot hear you ♪
♪ I'm kinda busy ♪
♪ I'm kinda busy ♪
♪ I'm kinda busy ♪
♪ Sorry, I cannot hear you ♪
♪ I'm kinda busy ♪
♪ Just a second, it's my
favorite song they're gonna play ♪
♪ And now, you won't
stop callin' me ♪
♪ I'm kinda busy ♪
- ♪ Stop callin', stop callin' ♪
- Whoo!
♪ I don't wanna think anymore ♪
♪ I left my head and my
heart on the dance floor ♪
♪ Stop callin', stop callin' ♪
♪ I don't wanna talk anymore ♪
♪ I left my head and my
heart on the dance floor ♪
♪ Boy, the way you
blowin' up my phone ♪
♪ Won't make me leave no faster ♪
♪ Put my coat on faster ♪
♪ Leave my girls no faster ♪
♪ I shoulda left my phone at home ♪
♪ Cause this is a disaster ♪
♪ Callin' like a collector ♪
♪ Sorry, I cannot answer ♪
♪ It's not that I don't like you ♪
♪ I'm just at a party ♪
♪ And I am sick and tired ♪
♪ Of my phone r-ringin' ♪
♪ Sometimes I feel like I live ♪
♪ In Grand Central Station ♪
♪ Tonight, I'm not taking no calls ♪
♪ Cause I'll be dancing ♪
♪ Stop callin', stop callin' ♪
♪ I don't want to think anymore ♪
♪ I left my head and my
heart on the dance floor ♪
♪ Stop callin', stop callin' ♪
♪ I don't wanna talk anymore ♪
♪ I left my head and my
heart on the dance floor ♪
♪ Stop telephoning me ♪
♪ I'm busy ♪
Uh... uh...
What do we do?
That was theater! That was gorgeous!
- Look at your legs, Karamo.
- Thank you!
- Thank you, boo!
- Incredible!
Hold on, everyone needs to know
this is my first time,
yesterday, in heels ever.
- That's a true story.
- And I started...
in stiletto.
Alright, so, Tan?
How do you feel about
your boys coming out here?
Let me tell you. No joke.
I've never been more proud
of you two dumb-dumbs.
- Right, seriously!
- Aww!
- I'm so proud of you.
- Thank you, Tanny.
Listen, I was happy with what we did,
but you guys killed!
Alright!
Well, on that note, Jonathan, Karamo.
You guys can head over
to the VIP, hang out.
Much love, much love, we appreciate it.
Give 'em a round of applause!
The Fab Five graced our stage,
and gave us an epic Queer
Eye meets LSB mash-up.
Which is one we won't soon forget,
and when we come back,
one of these talented
teams will be taking home
this beautiful championship belt.
It's blingy, it's heavy,
and one of these teams will take
it off my hands when we come back.
- This is Lip Sync Battle.
- Lip Sync Battle, baby!
Let's ride!
♪ I left my head and my
heart on the dance floor ♪
♪ It takes two to make
a thing go right ♪
Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle!
The cast of the Queer Eye came here,
and dominated our stage tonight.
Amazing energy, lots of laughs.
Beautiful vibes!
Based on what we witnessed,
you're all champions,
but only one of you can go, you know,
away with the, uh, LSB belt.
You know what I'm
saying? One team, that is.
So, uh, are you guys ready?
- We're ready.
- We're ready.
Chrissy, let's do this.
Ladies and gentlemen,
will the belt go to
Antoni, Bobby and Tan?
Or will the Lip Sync
Battle championship belt...
go to Jonathan and Karamo?
And the team that will
be crowned champion
of Lip Sync Battle tonight is...
Jonathan and Karamo!
Okay, so I have to first
say tonight was epic!
All of us put the most work in
we've ever put in trying
to do something like this.
And...
though Jonathan and I
have become victorious,
nothing will break up
the Fab Five! Never!
This is all of us.
So, just tell us how you
enjoyed the experience.
How did you feel about it?
- Um...
- This was epic.
I mean, I never, first of all,
thought I would ever
be in heels and a wig.
And I'm living for it!
Of all the amazing moments we've
had together in the last year,
this is, by far, the best.
And I just want to say,
we're happy to have you here.
You're welcome here. We
appreciate you guys coming here,
sharing your talent with us.
We appreciate...
Congratulations on the show.
The huge success that you have.
Give them another round of applause.
I just want to give a big
thanks to the cast of Queer Eye
for being a dope addition
to our Lip Sync crew tonight.
And a big shout-out to Lip Sync nation
all over the world.
One love from me, LL Cool J,
and Chrissy Teigen.
And remember, whatever
you do in life, baby,
"Knock 'em out the box, L!
Knock 'em out, L!"
♪ Stop callin', stop callin' ♪
♪ I don't wanna talk anymore ♪
♪ I left my head and my
heart on the dance floor ♪
♪ Stop callin', stop callin' ♪
♪ I don't wanna talk anymore ♪
♪ I left my head and my
heart on the dance floor ♪
♪ Boy, the way you
blowin' up my phone ♪
♪ Won't make me leave no faster ♪
♪ Put my coat on faster ♪
♪ Leave my girls no faster ♪
♪ I shoulda left my phone at home ♪