Lip Sync Battle (2015–…): Season 4, Episode 15 - Ben Higgins vs. Rachel Lindsay - full transcript

- Hit it!
- ♪ Yeah, yeah! ♪

♪ It takes two to make
a thing go right ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah! ♪

- ♪ It takes two to make it outta sight ♪
- ♪ Hit it ♪

♪ I wanna rock right now ♪

♪ I'm Rob Base and I came to get down ♪

♪ I'm not internationally known ♪

♪ But I'm known to rock a microphone ♪

♪ Because I get stupid ♪

♪ I mean outrageous ♪

♪ Stay away from me ♪



♪ If you're contagious ♪

♪ Ladies love me, girls adore me ♪

♪ I mean even the ones
who never saw me ♪

♪ Like one, two, three, get loose now ♪

♪ It takes two to make ♪

♪ It takes two to make a thing ♪

♪ It takes two to make ♪

What's up, Lip Sync fam?

Hello, hello! Tonight we
have the most dramatic battle

in the history of LSB.

But first, your host, hip-hop royalty,

LL Cool J!

♪ They call me Big L'y ♪

- ♪ Big silly ♪
- What?



♪ Big money ♪

- ♪ Big Billy ♪
- Whoo!

♪ When I'm sliding in them
all, can ya hear me? ♪

- Hands up! Hands up!
- ♪ I be sexing wit these bars so ya feel me ♪

Yo, yo, yo! Lemme hear you say yeah!

- Yeah!
- Say, "Hell yeah!"

- Hell yeah!
- Now scream!

♪ Go, Chrissy, it's your birthday ♪

♪ Go, Chrissy, make it
hot now, go, Chrissy ♪

Ladies and gentlemen,
she's Chrissy Teigen!

All right. Welcome to Lip Sync Battle,

and like we always do it around here,

we got an incredible
show on tap. You feel me?

Time to get the battle
started! Let's go!

She's a straight-talking lawyer,

first African-American woman
to star in The Bachelorette.

Put your hands together
for Rachel Lindsay.

And we first met him as a cast
member on The Bachelorette.

You loved him so much,
he became a Bachelor.

Make some noise for Ben Higgins.

Welcome to Lip Sync Battle.

- I'm ready. I'm focused.
- We are so ready.

I'm sorry if I can't talk
right now. I'm really focused.

- You're ready. You're focused.
- AKA, nervous.

- That's what he is.
- I'm shaking.

- Oh!
- Nah, he's not nervous.

So, we're gonna send things
off. We're gonna go ladies first.

Ben, you have a seat over in the VIP.

Rachel, come on over here with me.

- All right.
- Okay.

What song you gonna do
tonight for the people?

Well, I'm gonna do something that's
a little familiar to everyone,

an oldie but a goodie. I'm
gonna do "Shoop" by Salt-n-Pepa.

Oh, you going there.

Well, ladies and gentlemen, here she is,

Rachel Lindsay!

♪ Hey, yeah, I wanna shoop, baby ♪

♪ Shoop ♪

♪ That sounds sexy, uh ♪

♪ Here I go, here I
go, here I go again ♪

- ♪ Girls, what's my weakness? ♪
- Men!

- ♪ Okay then, chillin', chillin', mindin' my business ♪
- ♪ Word ♪

♪ Yo, Salt, I looked around,
and I couldn't believe this ♪

♪ I swear, I stared,
my niece, my witness ♪

♪ The brother had it goin'
on with somethin' kinda, uh ♪

♪ Wicked, wicked, had to kick it ♪

♪ I'm not shy, so I
asked for the digits ♪

♪ A ho? No, that don't make me ♪

♪ See what I want, slip
slide to it swifty ♪

♪ Felt it in my hips, so I
dipped back to my bag of tricks ♪

♪ Then I flipped for a tip,
make me wanna do tricks for him ♪

♪ Lick him like a
lollipop should be licked ♪

♪ Came to my senses and
I chilled for a bit ♪

♪ Don't know how you do
the voodoo that you do ♪

♪ So well, it's a spell, hell,
makes me wanna shoop, shoop, shoop ♪

♪ Shoop, shoop ba-doop, shoop ba-doop ♪

♪ Shoop ba-doop, ba-doop ♪

♪ You're packed and you're
stacked, 'specially in the back ♪

- ♪ Brother, wanna thank your mother for a butt like that ♪
- Hey!

♪ Can I get some fries with
that shake-shake boobie? ♪

♪ If looks could kill,
you would be an uzi ♪

♪ You're a shotgun, bang!
What's up with that thang? ♪

♪ I wanna know how does it hang? ♪

♪ Straight up, wait
up, hold up, Mr. Lover ♪

♪ Like Prince said, you're
a sexy mutha, well-a ♪

♪ I like 'em real wild,
"B" boy style by the mile ♪

♪ Smooth black skin with a smile ♪

♪ Bright as the sun,
I wanna have some fun ♪

♪ Come and give me
some of that yum-yum ♪

♪ Chocolate chip, honey
dip, can I get a scoop? ♪

♪ Baby, take a ride in my
coupe, you make me wanna ♪

- ♪ Shoop, shoop ba-doop, shoop ba-doop ♪
- ♪ Baby, hey ♪

♪ Ba-doop, ba-doop, ba-doop, ba-doop ♪

♪ Shoop, shoop ba-doop, shoop ba-doop ♪

♪ Shoop ba-doop,
ba-doop, ba-doop, shoop ♪

- Thank you!
- How are you that hot and a lawyer?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- That is amazing.

- Thank you!
- All right. So, Rachel,

everybody loves that song
from Salt-n-Pepa, all right?

We all love it. They love it.
Even the ones that was younger,

they googled it, and
they love it. All right?

How many of us have not sang that
song, danced to it in the mirror?

- And I love that I'm representing...
- Yes!

... Salt-n-Pepa today.

All right. So... so, Ben,

Rachel didn't come here to mess around.

- No, I know. No, I could tell.
- You know what I mean?

No. I mean, I thought she
was gonna be really good,

and she was... excellent.

Rachel, you head on over to the VIP.

- Whoo!
- Ben. Ben.

Ben, come on over. You're on deck.

All right.

So, Ben, what song are you
performing to sway the crowd tonight?

So, this song is very special to me.

- It takes me back to college.
- Is it called "Shirts Off"?

I'm gonna sing a little
song called "Call Me Maybe."

Yeah!

Make some noise for Ben Higgins!

♪ I threw a wish in the well ♪

♪ Don't ask me, I'll never tell ♪

♪ I looked at you as it fell ♪

♪ And now you're in my way ♪

♪ I trade my soul for a wish ♪

♪ Pennies and dimes for a kiss ♪

♪ I wasn't looking for this ♪

♪ But now you're in my way ♪

♪ Your stare was holding ♪

♪ Ripped jeans, skin was showing ♪

♪ Hot night, wind was blowing ♪

♪ Where you think you're going, baby? ♪

♪ Hey, I just met you ♪

♪ And this is crazy ♪

♪ But here's my number ♪

♪ So call me maybe ♪

♪ It's hard to look right at you, baby ♪

♪ But here's my number ♪

♪ So call me maybe ♪

♪ Before you came into my life ♪

♪ I missed you so bad,
I missed you so bad ♪

♪ I missed you so, so bad ♪

♪ It's hard to look right at you, baby ♪

♪ But here's my number ♪

♪ So call me maybe ♪

♪ And all the other boys ♪

♪ Try to chase me ♪

♪ But here's my number ♪

♪ So call me maybe ♪

- Lemme hear it!
- Wow. Literally.

I did that for you. I told you.

I like that you utilized your assets.

We got to see everything.

It's almost as good as
"Shirt Off," I will say!

Thank you.

So, Ben, you brought some
moves to the stage, man.

I mean, I had to compete, honestly.

I mean, I knew she was gonna
come out here and crush it,

so I knew the only thing I could
do was to crawl on the ground...

- ... shake whatever I had left... Yeah!
- Shake what your mama gave ya!

- Yeah. Yeah.
- I love that. I love that.

That's super cool.

So, Rachel... all right.

Now, do you think that maybe

Ben'll be getting some
calls after that performance?

A hundred percent. It sounds like
Chrissy's already calling him.

Right?

Oh yeah.

Ben, that was a great performance.

- You can head over to the VIP.
- Thank you so much. Thank you.

It's The Bachelor
versus The Bachelorette,

and by the look of things,

ain't no love going on around here.

Love is truly a battlefield,

and it's only gonna get more dramatic.

It's LSB, baby.

♪ It's hard to look right at you, baby ♪

♪ But here's my number ♪

♪ So call me maybe ♪

♪ It takes two to make a thing ♪

LSB returns, and Ben Higgins
getting ready to throw down.

Now, Ben was a good guy on The Bachelor,

but he's switching it
up for this competition,

and Ben is ready to battle.

Let's check him out.

I'm Ben. We're gonna...

- we're gonna run away together today.
- Hey, Ben.

- Really happy about it.
- There you go. Okay.

I need to go through this
choreography a few more times.

I'm gonna get up there, and I'm
gonna blank out. I know myself.

And at that moment, I'm
gonna do some wild things.

Rachel, I understand that
you're gonna bring heat today,

but I'm not gonna back down easily.

- Aw, Ben! You're the best.
- Will you accept this rose?

- Will you accept this rose?
- I would love to accept this rose.

Aww.

If I win this belt today,
my life will change forever.

- Are you kidding me? You've been passing these out?
- Hey, Rachel.

- Is this how you think you're gonna win?
- Just for fun.

Does this mean you won't accept it?

If anyone objects to this marriage,

speak now or forever hold your peace.

♪ Shot through the heart,
and you're to blame ♪

♪ Darlin', you give love a bad name ♪

♪ An angel's smile is what you sell ♪

♪ You promise me heaven,
then put me through Hell ♪

♪ Chains of love got a hold on me ♪

♪ When passion's a prison,
you can't break free ♪

♪ Oh, there's nowhere to run ♪

♪ No one can save me ♪

♪ The damage is done ♪

♪ Shot through the heart,
and you're to blame ♪

- ♪ You give love a bad name ♪
- ♪ Bad name ♪

♪ I play my part, and
you play your game ♪

- ♪ You give love a bad name ♪
- ♪ Bad name ♪

♪ You give love, oh! ♪

♪ Oh, shot through the heart ♪

♪ And you're to blame ♪

♪ You give love a bad name ♪

♪ I play my part, and
you play your game ♪

- ♪ You give love a bad name ♪
- ♪ Bad name ♪

♪ Shot through the heart,
and you're to blame ♪

- ♪ You give love a bad name ♪
- ♪ Bad name ♪

♪ I play my part, and
you play your game ♪

- ♪ You give love a bad name ♪
- ♪ Bad name ♪

They're fighting... girls and
boys are fighting over this.

I thought you were handsome with
short hair, and then I was like,

- "Wow. He's really handsome with short hair... "
- Then you saw the makeup.

"... 'cause this is not as good."

Well, thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you, though.

Oh no!

Make some noise for
Ben's Bachelor buddies.

Everybody's favorite bartender

from Bachelor in Paradise, Wells Adams!

And keep it going for one of Bachelor
Nation's favorites, Nick Viall!

Shirts off, shirts off, shirts off.

No? No?

No. Shirts off, shirts off!

♪ Shot through the heart,
and you're to blame ♪

♪ You give shirts a bad name ♪

♪ I play my heart, you play your game ♪

- ♪ You give love a bad name ♪
- Oh! This isn't fair!

Yes!

Yeah!

You're welcome.

So...

I told you I'd sell
myself for this show.

I'm coming all-out tonight.

Yo, you ain't playing, man. So, Rachel,

if you were in the bride's shoes,

and Ben just bust through
the chapel door like that...

- Ben, I'm proud of you. You killed it.
- Thank you.

- I'm also shirtless right now, so yeah.
- You killed it.

I am proud of you,

but us ladies better stick
together. You know what I'm saying?

She knows what she's doing. She's smart.

- Working it.
- Hey, all I ask is that everybody has a good time.

Oh my God!

All right. Ben, that was great.

You and your boys, you have a
seat over there in the VIP, my man.

- Thank you.
- Take a seat.

Ben has just proved that even Bon
Jovi group dates can end badly.

And now, Rachel Lindsay

gets a chance to show what she's got.

Does she accept the challenge?
This is Lip Sync Battle.

- Yeah!
- ♪ Shot through the heart ♪

♪ And you're to blame ♪

♪ You give love a bad name ♪

♪ It takes two to make
a thing go right ♪

Lip Sync Battle returns, and
The Bachelorette Rachel Lindsay

is coming straight outta
the Lone Star state,

is ready to put on show that
proves, once and for all,

they really do it big in Texas.

I am so excited. You have no idea.

No idea. I cannot wait to play.

Crazy!

Oh. Cannot go wrong
with thigh-high boots.

Okay, I can't fit in this.

Bryan's gonna have a problem with this.

What do you think?

Let me guess. Are these...

- Oh. Oh, this is part of the performance.
- Oh my God.

- We will do everything!
- Yes, we are ready to walk.

- We are ready to squat.
- Oh!

- Whatever we need to do.
- Oh. Okay, wait.

We might need to give you
a little more choreography

now that I just saw what you just did.

- Can't wait to get home. I'm gonna practice.
- Yeah?

Do you want to do it
again, or are you good?

- It's up to you.
- I think I'm okay.

- Okay.
- I'm gonna practice.

I always used to say that this was
my... if I could have a dream job,

this is what it would be. No.
Like, shout out to Beyoncé,

Rihanna, and everybody else

who's killing it on
stage night after night.

Like, this is hard.

You come out, lotta
energy, you have a ball.

- Yeah, cool. Appreciate it, man.
- Embrace it.

Yeah, it's just a regular
Sunday. We're just kicking around.

- With Chrissy Teigen and LL Cool J.
- Yeah.

- Yeah, just... just a normal Sunday.
-Yeah.

♪ Now I'm out here
looking like a bitch ♪

♪ Feeling like a 10,
the best I ever been ♪

♪ And yeah, I know
how bad it must hurt ♪

♪ To see me like this,
but it gets worse ♪

- ♪ Wait a minute ♪
- ♪ Now you're out here looking like regret ♪

♪ Ain't too proud to beg,
second chance you'll never get ♪

♪ And yeah, I know
how bad it must hurt ♪

♪ To see me like this,
but it gets worse ♪

- ♪ Wait a minute ♪
- ♪ Now payback is a bad chick ♪

♪ And, baby, I'm the baddest ♪

♪ Y'all playing with a savage ♪

♪ Can't have this, can't have this ♪

♪ And it'd be nice of me to
take it easy on ya, but nah ♪

- ♪ Baby, I'm sorry ♪
- ♪ I'm not sorry ♪

♪ Baby, I'm sorry ♪

♪ I'm not sorry ♪

♪ Being so bad got me feelin' so good ♪

♪ Showing you up like
I knew that I would ♪

- ♪ Baby, I'm sorry ♪
- ♪ I'm not sorry ♪

♪ Baby, I'm sorry ♪

♪ I'm not sorry ♪

♪ Feeling inspired 'cause
the tables have turned ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm on fire, and
I know that it burns ♪

- Put it up!
- ♪ Talk that talk, baby ♪

♪ Better walk, better
walk that walk, baby ♪

♪ If you talk, if you
talk that talk, baby ♪

♪ Better walk, better
walk that walk, baby ♪

- ♪ Oh yeah ♪
- ♪ Baby, I'm sorry ♪

♪ I'm not sorry ♪

- ♪ Baby, I'm sorry ♪
- ♪ I'm not sorry ♪

♪ Feeling inspired 'cause
the tables have turned ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm on fire, and
I know that it burns ♪

♪ I'm not sorry ♪

What?

Make some noise!

It's a shirts-off party!

- Chrissy?
- I thought you were hot before,

now you can dance.

You can do everything.

So, Rachel brought out
her fiancé, Bryan Abasolo.

You know what I'm saying?
What's up? Welcome to the show.

- Man, how you doing?
- Great.

Excellent, man. So...

what's it like seeing your lady, Rachel,

under the bright lights
of Lip Sync Battle?

Oh, she's a rock star. Sexy.

- Turn-on. Big time.
- Oh.

You're gonna have fun tonight.

Now, Ben, Rachel got her sexy on.

Does her Demi Lovato, you know,

top your Bon Jovi?

Yeah, that's a good question, so...
you know, I... I said it earlier.

I just really wanted everybody
to have a good time tonight.

Well, Rachel, Bryan and
I look the same, don't we?

- It's kinda weird, isn't it?
- Yeah.

No. No, Boo Boo. No.

All right, Rachel, you
can head over to the VIP.

You and Bryan head on over to the VIP.

So, everything came up roses
with that bad of a woman.

Come back. The belt must
find a new place to call home.

Now, I am rocking it for now,

but Ben or Rachel will
have a crown coming up.

It's Lip Sync Battle, baby.

Lip Sync Battle!

♪ Baby, I'm sorry ♪

♪ I'm not sorry ♪

- ♪ Baby, I'm sorry ♪
- ♪ I'm not sorry ♪

♪ It takes two to make
a thing go right ♪

Welcome back to
Lip Sync Battle!

This was another amazing
night of musical magic

and magical performances.

And for that we have
to thank Ben Higgins

and Rachel Lindsay.
Make some noise for 'em!

But a champ must be crowned.

Chrissy, let's do it.

Is the Lip Sync
Battle champ Ben Higgins?

Or is the champ Rachel Lindsay?

And the Lip Sync Battle
champion is Rachel Lindsay!

All right. Rachel, you are
the Lip Sync Battle champ.

What's it like to have
that belt around your waist?

Oh my gosh, it feels so good.

I had a lot of competition.

Ben, you were fantastic tonight.

You shocked me. Shocked me.

You were great. But I
just want to thank you guys

for being here and supporting us.

It means so much. Thank you so much.

And, Ben, you were incredible
tonight. You did your thing.

You know, shot through the heart.

You know, you're to blame.

You gave love a bad name, ultimately,

but it was an amazing night for you.

Did you enjoy your
LSB experience?

You know, I enjoyed it
a lot. This was great.

Thanks for coming out to
watch. You're the best.

A big thanks to Ben
Higgins and Rachel Lindsay

for being a part of the
Lip Sync crew tonight.

One love from me, LL
Cool J, and Chrissy.

And remember, whatever you do in life,

"Knock 'em outta the box, L.

Knock 'em out, L!"

- ♪ Baby, I'm sorry ♪
- ♪ I'm not sorry ♪

♪ Baby, I'm sorry ♪