Lip Sync Battle (2015–…): Season 1, Episode 6 - Michael Strahan vs. Hoda Kotb - full transcript

Michael Strahan and Hoda Kotb face off.

[Powerman 5000's "20th
Century Boy" playing]

♪ Friends say it's fine,
friends say it's good ♪

♪ everybody says it's
just like rock 'n' roll ♪

♪ ohhhhhhh ♪

♪ well, it's plain to see
you were meant for me, yeah ♪

♪ and I'm your boy,
your 20th century toy ♪

[Feedback]

Teigen: He's gone gold. He's gone platinum.

Now let's see you go crazy.

It's your host, LL Cool J.

[Cheers and applause]



All right.

Welcome to "Lip Sync Battle."

You know what it is.

You've seen it on TV.

You've seen it online.

You've seen it everywhere, so
you know the game is simple.

Two stars lip-sync two songs.

The audience decides who did it the best.

Are we clear?

Yeah!

The songs the performers pick

are aimed to psych out their opponent.

They pick songs knowing the
audience is looking for style,

degree of difficulty, and
lip-sync ability, okay?



[Cheers and applause]

Here to help me is our color commentator.

She's the voice of the
people, the mayor of Syncville,

my girl, Chrissy Teigen!

[Cheers and applause]

Hi!

Go, Chrissy! Go, Chrissy!

So, you guys ready for
a lip sync extravaganza?

[Cheers and applause]

She's a co-host of "The Today Show."

Yeah!

Hoda Kotb!

[Cheers and applause]

And her opponent, from "Live
with Kelly and Michael,"

NFL Hall of Famer...

... a giant of a man, Michael Strahan!

[Cheers and applause]

[Cheers and applause continue]

The man!

Yo.

Well, according to the rules

of the international lip sync federation...

an NFL Hall of Famer always goes first.

But a real gentleman
goes second to the ladies.

- Ohh!
- Mike, as a true gentleman,

why don't you go over
to our V.I.P. section?

- Goodbye, baby.
- Good luck, my lady.

Good luck.

- So, Hoda...
- Hi, guys.

Oh, my god, I'm kind of nervous!

Oh, my god!

All right, so, Hoda...

Yeah. Yes, yes.

... you look great.

Oh, thank you.

What's your first song?

I picked...

"Baby Got Back."

[Cheers and applause]

Oh! Okay.

- Okay?
- I'm not gonna argue.

Ladies and gentlemen,

anything can happen on "Lip Sync Battle,"

including Hoda Kotb
singing "Baby Got Back."

[Cheers and applause]

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.

It is so big. [Scoffs]

She looks like one of
those rap guys' girlfriends.

But, you know, who understands
those rap guys? [Scoffs]

They only talk to her

because she looks like
a total prostitute, 'kay?

I mean, her butt, it's just so big.

[Scoffs] I can't believe
it's just so round.

It's like, out there.
I mean [Scoffs] gross.

Look!

She's just so... black!

[Rapping] ♪ I like big
butts, and I cannot lie ♪

♪ you other brothers can't deny ♪

♪ that when a girl walks in
with an itty-bitty waist ♪

♪ and a round thing in your face ♪

♪ you get sprung ♪

♪ wanna pull out your tough ♪

♪ 'cause you notice
that butt was stuffed ♪

♪ deep in the jeans she's wearing ♪

♪ I'm hooked, and I
can't stop staring ♪

♪ oh, baby, I wanna get with you ♪

♪ and take your picture ♪

♪ my homeboys tried to warn me ♪

♪ but that butt you
got makes me so horny ♪

♪ ooh, rump-o'-smooth-skin ♪

♪ you say you wanna get in my Benz? ♪

♪ Well, use me, use me ♪

♪ 'cause you ain't
that average groupie ♪

♪ I've seen them dancin' ♪

♪ to hell with romancin' ♪

♪ she's sweat, wet ♪

♪ got it goin' like a turbo 'vette ♪

♪ I'm tired of magazines ♪

♪ sayin' flat butts are the thing ♪

♪ take the average black
man, and ask him that ♪

♪ she gotta pack much back ♪

♪ so, fellas fellas: Yeah! ♪

♪ Fellas yeah! ♪

♪ Has your girlfriend got the butt? ♪

♪ Tell 'em to shake it hell, yeah! ♪

♪ Shake it ♪
♪ shake it ♪

♪ shake it ♪
♪ shake that healthy butt ♪

♪ baby got back ♪

[cheers and applause]

Stop it!

LL Cool J: Wow.

Whoo!

Oh, my god, my heart is pounding.

Seriously, my heart is pounding!

Hoda!

Wow! That was amazing! So...

What inspired you? What
was going through your mind

as you prepped for sir
mix-a-lot's, uh, opus?

Can I tell you it's the
total opposite of me?

I am so embarrassed doing all those moves.

- It looked like you, Hoda.
- It did?

- It looked a lot like you.
- It did?

It looked like you've done it before.

- I love you.
- I love her.

LL Cool J: Hey, hey, we
got to live a little, now.

- Come on, now.
- Hey.

I'm living my alter ego.

My other personality just happened.

- That was awesome.
- Well, we love her.

Give her a round of applause. Thank you.

- [Cheers and applause]
- No, no, no. Don't leave yet. Don't leave yet.

Michael, what did you think?

Well, you know, Hoda threw all that back.

I don't know if there's
room for both of us out here.

[Laughs]

But, hey, I got... that was strong.

It gets crazier, too.

It does.

My heartbeat is racing.

Ohh, really?

Oh, well, in that case,
Hoda, your turn for a break.

- Okay. Okay.
- Go on down.

Mike, come on over.

[Cheers and applause]

All right, man.

What song are you going with, Mike?

I got to do "London
Bridge" by Fergie, you know?

[Cheers and applause]

Ladies and gentlemen, on the main stage...

Yes!

... Mr. Michael Strahan.

[Cheers and applause]

♪ It's me ♪

♪ Fergie ♪

Polo!

Man: Fergie Ferg, what's up baby?!

♪ When I come to the club, step aside ♪

♪ part the seas, don't
be having me in the line ♪

♪ V.I.P 'cause you know I gotta shine ♪

♪ I'm Fergie Ferg, and
me love you long time ♪

♪ oh, snap ♪

♪ all my girls get down on the floor ♪

♪ oh, snap ♪

♪ back-to-back, drop it down real low ♪

♪ I'm such a lady but
I'm dancing like a... ♪

♪ 'Cause you know what,
I don't give a... ♪

♪ So here we go ♪

♪ how come every time you come around ♪

♪ my London, London
Bridge want to go down? ♪

♪ Like London, London, London ♪

♪ wanna go down ♪

♪ like London, London, London ♪

♪ be going down like ♪

♪ the drinks start pouring ♪

♪ and my speech start slurring ♪

♪ everybody start looking real good ♪

♪ the grey goose got
your girl feeling loose ♪

♪ now I'm wishing that I
didn't wear these shoes ♪

♪ it's like every time
I get up on a dude ♪

♪ paparazzi put my
business in the news ♪

♪ how come every time you come around ♪

♪ my London, London
Bridge want to go down? ♪

♪ Like London, London,
London, wanna go down ♪

♪ like London, London, London ♪

♪ be going down like ♪

♪ how come every time you come around ♪

♪ my London, London
Bridge want to go down? ♪

♪ Like London, London, London ♪

♪ wanna go down ♪

♪ like London, London, London ♪

♪ be going down like ♪

[cheers and applause]

Yes!

Before we go any further,
a tribute to my host.

After that performance, I got to do this.

[Laughter, applause]

I'll just tell you... [chuckles]

I was sitting over
there, so from over there,

I just want to wipe
that image from my mind.

Like, from that angle over there,

believe me, London Bridge was gone.

I mean, you gave Usher a run for us money

with the London, Lon...

Doing a lot of grinding, player.

Did y'all enjoy that?

- [Cheers and applause]
- Let's go.

Hoda. Hoda.

Mike obviously had a great time.

What did you think?

I thought it was amazing.

And I have to counter you.

From this view, it looked pretty good!

[Cheers and applause]

That makes sense. That makes sense.

Yes, it does.

Okay, Michael, have a
seat in our MVP section.

LL Cool J: Everyone has an
opinion about who's in the lead,

especially our color commentator.

Teigen: Oh.

The "maestress" of syncopation.

That's me.

Chrissy Teigen, what did you think, baby?

What did you think?

I never thought in my life

I would hear LL Cool J say the words,

"ladies and gentlemen,

Hoda Kotb performing 'Baby Got Back'!"

And I was like, "oh, my god,
this is gonna be awesome."

And it was as awesome
as I thought it would be.

And then Michael came out.

And to see this... like, the split...

[Laughter]

It's called splitting them cakes, I guess.

No, cutting... oh,
getting the cakes cut up.

- Cutting the cakes.
- Cut your cakes up.

Cutting the cakes.

- Yeah, cut some...
- Happy Birthday, baby.

Thank you. I don't know how to say it.

I don't know how to say it.

I will never use that
term to describe myself...

cutting my cakes. No way.

You cutting cakes. You
cut those cakes, baby.

Wow.

Coming up, more on "Lip Sync Battle"

as Michael and Hoda get ready for round 2.

We'll be right back.

♪ How come every time you come around ♪

♪ my London, London
Bridge want to go down? ♪

♪ Baby got back ♪

Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle."

Hoda and Michael showed
they have real chops,

but round 2 is make-or-break.

Both Hoda and Michael have
something special planned.

Before we continue this
battle for lip-sync supremacy,

let's see how Hoda prepared
for her performance.

Stretch out the neck.

Stretch out the shoulders.

Yes. Yes.

I'm ready. Where's the Tequila?

Be ready with Tequila.

I can hear Michael Strahan
right across the hall crying.

He's a big football player
who's also a big, gigantic baby.

I don't want to brag or anything,

but the guy's got zero Daytime Emmys.

I have three.

Three. But who's counting?

You do the math 'cause Michael can't.

Every day on my show, we sing songs.

While Kathie Lee is off
singing her Broadway showtunes

and boring the crap out of everyone,

I am singing some funk.

All right, it's time. Here I come.

And, quite frankly, I'm terrified.

[Cheers and applause]

♪ Doh ♪

♪ doh, doh, doh, doh,
doh, doh, doh, doh ♪

♪ doh, doh, doh, doh,
doh, doh, doh, doh ♪

♪ doh, doh, doh, doh, doh, doh, ♪

♪ this hit, that ice cold ♪

♪ Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold ♪

♪ this one, for them hood
girls, them good girls ♪

♪ straight masterpieces ♪

♪ stylin', wilin',
livin' it up in the city ♪

♪ got Chucks on with Saint Laurent ♪

♪ gotta kiss myself, I'm so pretty ♪

♪ I'm too hot ♪

♪ hot damn ♪

♪ called the police and the firemen ♪

♪ I'm too hot ♪

♪ hot damn ♪

♪ make a dragon wanna retire, man ♪

♪ I'm too hot ♪

♪ hot damn ♪

♪ say my name, you know who I am ♪

♪ I'm too hot ♪

♪ hot damn ♪

♪ am I bad 'bout that
money, break it down ♪

♪ girls, hit your hallelujah ♪

♪ whoo ♪

♪ girls, hit your hallelujah ♪

♪ whoo ♪

♪ girls, hit your hallelujah ♪

♪ whoo ♪

♪ 'cause uptown funk
gon' give it to you ♪

♪ 'cause uptown funk
gon' give it to you ♪

♪ 'cause uptown funk
gon' give it to you ♪

♪ Saturday night, and we in the spot ♪

♪ don't believe me, just watch ♪

♪ come on ♪

[cheers and applause]

♪ Doh, doh, doh, doh,
doh, doh, doh, doh ♪

♪ don't believe me, just watch ♪

♪ unh ♪

♪ doh, doh, doh, doh,
doh, doh, doh, doh ♪

♪ don't believe me, just watch, unh ♪

♪ don't believe me, just watch, unh ♪

♪ don't believe me, just watch ♪

♪ don't believe me, just watch ♪

♪ hey, hey, hey, oh ♪

♪ stop ♪

[cheers and applause]

LL Cool J: Wow.

Wow!

Wow!

[Audience chanting "Hoda, Hoda!"]

[Laughing] Oh, god.

That was so much fun.

Oh, my god.

That was so much fun!

[Cheers and applause]

Yo.

I'll tell you, for a morning girl,

she got some great, like,
up-in-the-club-all-night moves,

right?

That was amazing. You guys, thank you.

- That was fun.
- That was amazing.

Well, Hoda, you did great. Have a seat.

Have a seat next to Michael.

[Cheers and applause]

Stay tuned to find out

if Michael Strahan can
tackle his next song.

We got more coming up on "Lip Sync Battle."

Come with me.

[Cheers and applause]

♪ Don't believe me, just watch ♪

[cheers and applause]

Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle."

Hoda just brought us some uptown funk.

[Cheers and applause]

Now let's see if number
92 can end up number one.

Check him out... lip-sync training camp.

Strahan: In order to prepare
for "Lip Sync Battle,"

I got to warm up my vocals.

[High-pitched chanting]

Even though you're not
singing, it's very important.

When you open your mouth,

you got to give the
inflection in your throat.

She's too happy, and I'm too scared.

Hoda, you're scaring me.

Now, a lot of people like
to use breath fresheners.

But for the "Lip Sync Battle,"
the secret... don't use them.

Get in your opponent's face.

You breathe the garlic.

You breathe the hummus.

You breathe the M&M's.

You get all that all up in their grill,

and it just gets in their mouth,

puts a coat of funk on their tongue.

Hoda, before tonight's competition,

we were friends.

After tonight's competition,
we will be friends.

The love is still there,
but it's just on pause

'cause I got to take you out, Hoda.

I got to take you out.

♪ Girl, I must ♪

♪ warn yoooooooooou ♪

♪ I sense something
strange in my mind ♪

Yeah. Yo.

♪ Situation is ♪

♪ seriooous ♪

♪ let's cure it 'cause
we're running out of time ♪

Whoo!

♪ It's oh, so ♪

♪ beautifuuuuul ♪

♪ relationships, they
seem from the start ♪

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

♪ It's all so ♪

♪ deadlyyyyyy ♪

♪ when love is not
together from the heart ♪

Check it out.

♪ It's drivin' me out of my mind ♪

♪ that's why it's hard for me to find ♪

♪ can't get it out of my head ♪

♪ miss her, kiss her, love her ♪

Wrong move, you're dead.

♪ That girl is poisooooon ♪

♪ never trust a big butt and a smile ♪

♪ that girl is poisoooooooon ♪

♪ poison, deadly, movin' it slow ♪

♪ lookin' for a mellow
fellow like Devoe ♪

♪ gettin' paid, laid,
so better lay low ♪

♪ schemin' on house,
money, and the whole show ♪

♪ the low pro ho, she'll
be cut like an afro ♪

♪ so what you're sayin',
huh, she's a winner to you ♪

♪ but I know she's a
loser, how do we know? ♪

♪ Me and the crew used to do her ♪

[Cheers and applause]

LL Cool J: Give it up one more time.

[Cheers and applause]

Yo, Mike, Mike, this is...
this is "Lip Sync Battle."

Yeah.

You brought out the real Bell Biv DeVoe.

Yes.

[Cheers and applause]

You know what, hey...

hey, I was taught you
go hard, or you go home.

That's right.

So, fellas, fellas, fellas,

what was it like up here

performing with an NFL Hall of Famer

like Michael Strahan?

It was fun because, you
know, Mike knows the songs.

He comes to the concerts.

He's like a part of the
crew, not unlike you.

You was with us in Brooklyn.

Oh, no question. No question.

- You still remember, right?
- Yeah.

- You still got it, right?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We ride together, but, you know,

I couldn't keep up with the steps.

Exactly.

I had to bail out, you know what I mean?

So, Hoda.

- Hoda. Hoda.
- Kotb: Yes?

You saw what just happened.

I loved that.

I am pointing to right from here...

Bell Biv DeVoe is here!

That is awesome.

So, guys, you guys can go
over and sit in the lounge,

- have a seat.
- Come on!

LL Cool J: Chrissy, what did you think

of Bell Biv DeVoe and Michael Strahan?

I got to say, Michael, you brought it.

You called your celebrity friends.

Not all of us have BBD in our cellphones,

but you do, so that's very cool.

You have John Legend in your bed!

You have John Legend in your bed!

[Cheers and applause]

Everybody, say, "it's on now!"

Audience: It's on now!

We'll be right back

with Hoda, Michael,
Chrissy, and me, you know.

Keep watching. "Lip Sync Battle," baby.

♪ Girl, I, must ♪

♪ warn yoooooooooou ♪

♪ I sense something
strange in my mind ♪

♪ Everybody says it's
just like rock 'n' roll ♪

[Cheers and applause]

Hoda and Michael have given
the performances of their lives.

Oh, my god.

Right now, it's time to select a champion.

Chrissy, the belt, please.

Oh, Chrissy.

Audience, it's up to you.

Is the winner Michael Strahan?

[Cheers and applause]

Or is the winner Hoda Kotb?

[Louder cheers and applause]

There it is.

[Audience chanting "Hoda, Hoda!"]

And the winner and "Lip
Sync Battle" champion

is Hoda Kotb!

[Cheers and applause]

- Wow!
- Wow!

- That was unbelievable.
- Wow!

- Take a walk.
- That was unbelievable.

Take your championship walk.

[Cheers and applause]

[Intro to "Baby Got Back" playing]

Thank you.

Thank you to Hoda and
Michael for great performances

and the beautiful Chrissy
Teigen for being here with me.

Make sure to check out
our next "Lip Sync Battle."

I'm LL Cool J, for me, Chrissy,

and the rest of the lip-sync crew,

good night, and remember,

knock 'em out the box, Al!

Knock 'em out, Al!