Letterkenny (2016–…): Season 5, Episode 4 - Letterkenny Spelling Bee - full transcript
Competition heats up at Letterkenny's Adult Spelling Bee.
Your?friend?Dary said?he?can?beat?up
your?friend?Dan the?other?day.
You're?dreaming,?bud.
Am?not. Are,?too.
You're?Joseph ?and?the?Amazing
Technicolor?Dreamcoat, bud.
All?I'm?saying?is, ?????if?it?came?down?to?it
and?I?hope?it?wouldn't...
Well,?see?you're?soft on?it?already,?Dary.
I?could?beat?Dan in?a?fight.
You're?mixing a?Hardy,?bud.
Am?not. Are,?too.
You're?down?there mixing?a?Tom?Hardy.
Oh,?I?would?smash that?dude
like?a?Terry's Chocolate?Orange.
Same. ?How's?your?beers?
I'll?have?a?beer.
Must?be?nice, ?you?can?pick?up some?extra?shifts?here
while?Gail's?down ?????at?her?South?American
Single's?Resort,?huh,?Bonnie?
You?wanna?know?what? lf?two?of?my?bars?burnt?down
I'd?be?fucking?off,?too.
I'm?envious of?that?old?goat.
It's?light?lifting.
This?place?could?run ?off?honor?system if?it?had?to.
Okay, ?Katy?and?Bonnie,
who?do?you?think would?win?a?fight, me?or?Dan?
Dan.
Why?don't?you?two just?arm?wrestle
and?get ??????to?the?bottom?of?it. No.
Why?not?
Well,?because?arm?wrestling
is?not?a?legitimate?barometer for?strength,
and?certainly not?toughness.
You're?either?born ??????a?good?arm?wrestler or?you're?not.
Youse?could?leg?wrestle.
No. Why?not?
Well,?because?if?they're
on?the?floor?rubbing their?legs?together,
they've?both?lost.
How?are?we?gonna sort?this?out? Oh,
youse?could?have?to?fight.
No. Sure.
See,?you're a?good?friend,?Dan.
How?is?Dan a?good?friend in?all?of?this?
Well,?Dan?sees?you're quite?upset?about?this.
He's?willing?to?put his?beer?down,
come?over?there ??and?beat?the?shit?out?of?you
so?that?you're?over?it.
Tyson,?who?would?win in?a?fight?between Dan?and?Dary?
Dary. Yes.
Why? Longer?reach, quicker?on?his?feet.
Not?above?a?nut?shot or?a?hair?pull.
Joint?Boy? Squirrelly?Dan.
Why? 'Cause?he's?Squirrelly.
Who?do?youse?think ??????would?win?in?a?fight between?you?two?
Me.
You?
Me.
See,?now?there's?a?good?friend.
Fifteen-four and?I'd?hoped?for?more.
Fifteen-two, that's?where?it's?new.
Zeros,?which?is ?also?knowns as?a?19's?hand,
'cause?a?19's?hand is?impossibles?to?get
in?the?games of?Cribbage.
*?Do,?re,?mi
*?Nineteen?go?fuck?yourself?*
Fuck,?she's?really?cooled down?out?there.
Are?you?boys ?down?to?pay 10?Neil?deGrasse?Tysons?
Where?has?Katy been?all?day?
Dude,?you?fucking?mind?
What?are?you sleep?walkings, ????Daryl?
In?the?words?of?legendary Canadian?singer-songwriter.
Alanis?Morissette, "You?oughta?know."
In?the?words?of?legendary Canadian?songwriter.
Greg?Keelor?of?Blue?Rodeo, "It?hasn't?hit?me?yet."
In?the?words?of?Jim?Cuddy,
also?of?iconic?Canadian rock?band?Blue?Rodeo,
"Try."
In?the?words ????of?Grammy?award-winning
Canadian?singer-songwriter.
Sarah?McLachlan, "You're?building?a?mystery."
In?the?words of?genre-bending
Canadian-Indie?rock?band Arcade?Fire,
"Wake?up."
In?the?words of?multi-international
award-winning songstress?Celine?Dion,
"It's?all?coming ?back?to?me?now. " ?????And?
In?the?words of?Canadian?popstar
and?heartthrob?Justin?Beiber,
"Is?it?too?late?now to?say?sorry?" ?????And?
In?the?words?of?multi-Juno award-winning.
Canadian?singer-songwriter Bryan?Adams,
"Please?forgive?me."
Good?people?makes mistakes,?Daryl.
How?do?you?forget ?????about?the?Letterkenny Adult?Spelling?Bee,
and?how?much it?means?to?Katy?
You?call?yourself?a?friend. Now?wait.
You're?right,?Dan.
I'm?sorry,?Dary.
It's?okay,?good?buddy.
It's?just?that?I,?uh...
wish?I?could?take ?some?of?her?pain from?last?year,
put?it?on?myself, you?know.
We?alls?dos, good?buddies.
I?mean,?she?really had?it?all.
Champion?Letterkenny
Adult?Spelling?Bee nine?years?running.
She?was?just?a?girl ?when?she?won her?first?Bee.
God?damn?it,?she?was ?just?a?girl. Then?came?Stewart.
We?do?not?says?that?names in?this?house,?Dary.
That?fuck?oughta spell?with?someone his?own?size.
He's?been?spelling ??out?of?his?own?weight?class for?years?now.
Like,?she?forgot a?silent?E.
Completely?out of?character?for?her.
Do?you?wanna?know?what? That?silent?E?may?follow
her?around for?the?rest?of?her?life.
She's?worns?it like?a?shit?stain ever?since.
That?fuck?thinks that?he?can?just
walk?around?town spelling?like?that?
We?all?know that?types?of?spelling's
gonna?catch?up to?him?one?days.
It?has?to. Okay,?you?wanna?spell,?bud?
Wanna?walk?around?town spelling?like?that,?okay?
I'll?spell?with?you any?day?of?the?week
and?I?suggest?you?let that?one?marinate.
Who's?doing?all the?hollering?down?there?
She's?tryings to?studies,?Waynes.
Like,?it's?clear what?needs?to?be?done?here.
Wanna?make?a?pact? ??????Of?course ,
we?makes a?pacts,?Dary.
I'm?surprised?we're?not making?a?pact?right?now.
We?works?around?the?clocks to?helps?her?get?her?spellings
ups?to?hers?potential.
We?don't?sleep.
Keep?her?focused. Keep?her?inspired.
Keep?her?hydrated.
We're?coming?in.
So?cover?up.
Okay,?girls.
Girls? That's?what?I?said.
Who?you?calling?girls?
Oh. ?No, we?mean?women.
Yes,?that?is?my?bad.
I?am?sorry. lt?is?an?old?habit.
See,?we?call?the?men ??????on?our?team?"Boys.
" ?So?I?just...
It's?completely?inappropriate.
Okay. ??????Mary-Anne?over?there is?not?a?girl.
When's?the?last?time ?????you?saw?a?girl's?tits sag?so?low,
she?could?tuck?'em into?her?joggers?
You're?right, Betty-Anne.
To?call?us?girls?is wildly?inappropriate.
Look?at?you.
When's?the?last?time you?saw?a?girl
with?enough?pubic?hair to?lose?her?keys?in?
Along?with?the?buoyant Canadian?Tire?key?chain?
Okay,?okay,?okay. That's?enough,?uh...
Ladies. Yes,?ladies.
I'm?even more?offended ???by?that.
Tell?me?how Mary-Anne's?a?lady?
Her?Jill-strap's?got more?skid?marks
than?a?runaway?truck ??????laying?on?a?coastal mountain?highway.
Yes,?I'm?afraid ?you?guys?missed the?mark?again.
Betty-Anne's?no?lady.
She?picks?and?flicks more?boogers
than?a?restless ??????Dutch?eight-year-old with?Asperger.
Well-done,?Mary-Anne.
You're?unpredictably?articulate
for?a?girl?who?waves goodbye?to?her?pee
when?she?flushes?the?toilet.
You?wanna?talk ??????about?unpredictable, Betty-Anne?
Who?would?have?thought ?????the?girl?who?ingested mosquito?eggs
after?drinking out?of?mud?puddles
would?ever?almost ?be?accepted to?community?college.
Reilly,?Jonesy, get?out?here.
Okay.
It's?getting?pretty?cold out?there,?eh?
Down?to?almost ten?Degrassi?Junior?Highs.
You?guys?bring?your?coats?
I'm?just?kidding. I?don't?give?a?fuck.
I'm?used?to?you?two embarrassing?me.
I?go?to?bed?at?night, fucking?embarrassing.
I?get?up?in?the?morning, fucking?embarrassing.
The?only?time?you?two have?ever?humiliated?me
is?when?you started?spelling.
Now?please,?tell?me. You?put?in?the?work?this?year.
We?always?put?in the?work,?coach.
We?never?wanna ?let?you?down or?the?boys.
But?we've?been?upfront about?being
dog-shit?spellers from?get?go,?so...
We're?trying?our?best, but?we're?Math?guys, ????Coach.
Don't?fucking?bullshit?me.
Okay,?if?it?were?a Chelling?Bee..,?I?mean...
Dog-shit?spellers. Unreal?chellers.
You?two,?focus!
I?have?money on?this,?all?right?
And?for?me?to?get?that?money, I've?done?a?little...
tinkering?behind?the?scenes.
Oh,?yes.
I?think?you?two ?are?going?to?do quite?well?this?year.
Hey,?Katy, ?????I?made?you?a?smoothie. lt's?on?the?counter.
What's?in?it?
Half?an?avocado, half?a?banana,
half?a?cup of?blueberries,
a?scoop?of?vanilla-whey protein?powder,
half?a?cup?of?water, 13?almonds.
Hope?you're not?triskaidekaphobic.
That's?the?fear of?the?number?13.
You?can?spell that,?right?
It's?one?of?the?most?commonly
used?words?in?spelling?bees, everybody?can.
You?staying?hydrated?
What?are?you?doing?
Who?me??Sudoku.
Didn't?you?not?know
that?doing?number?puzzles and?games?increases
the?neuroplasticity within?the?brain
and?helps?it reorganize?itself.
Did?you?wanna?do?one?
No.
Dan,?why?are you?lifting?weights?
Who's??Mes?
Didn't?you?nots?knows that?exercisings
allows?your?brains ????to?takes?on?the?proteins called?BDNF,
which?helps?with?focus, concentrations?and?memories?
Here's,?I?gots?ones for?youse,?too.
No.
What?
You?play?guitar?now?
Who?me? Of?course,?I?do.
Didn't?you?not?know that?playing?an?instrument
strengthens the?corpus?callosum
that?links?hemispheres in?your?brain
by?creating new?connections?
Do?you?wanna?know what?a?G?chord sounds?like,?Katy?
Super.
Katy?
I'm?more?than a?little?bit?concerned
you're?the?only?one around?here?not?looking
to?create?new?neural?pathways in?the?brain.
I'm?just?gonna?get?a?beer.
No! What?
Oh,?those?alcohols doesn't?kill?brain?cells
like?some?peoples?thinks, it?does?damages?them.
This?is?about the?spelling?bee,?isn't?it?
Yeah,?see, it's?just?that?I,?uh...
Sat?and?watched?you?spell
your?little?heart?out last?year,?and?then...
And?Stewart?come?up and?spell-bull,?ya.
We?don't?say?that?name in?this?house!
I?just?sat?there ?and?watched?it. I?just?sat?there.
I?don't?know?if?I'm?ever
gonna?be?able?to?forgive myself?for?that.
Guys...
I'm?ready.
Okay,?I?just... ?I?need?youse to?believe?in?me.
'Course?we?believe in?you,?Miss?Katy.
To?have?my?back. Of?course ,
we?have ??your?back.
Well,?of?course, we'll?keep?you?hydrated.
Oh,?I'll?be?plenty?hydrated while?I'm?drinking?champagne
out?of?my?tenth?title?trophy.
So?help?me?God.
You?are?the?champ.
Walk?it
and?talk?it.
Be?it.
Stewart,?the?bikes are?outside.
Let's?do?this. But?grab?a?sweater.
It's?cooled?down. Down?to?about ten?Degrassis
always?greener on?the?other?side.
Are?you?ready?
Spell?me?in.
Stewart,?I?was?wondering
if?I?could?double?the?champ ?on?his?bike.
Actually, I?was?hoping.
I?could?double?the?champ to?the?spelling?bee.
I'm?doubling the?champ.
No,?I'm?doubling the?champ.
Okay,?guys.
You?guys?can?double ??the?champ to?the?spelling?bee,
but?we?get ??????to?double?the?champ after?he?wins?tonight.
Wondrous.
Break?it?down?for?me.
Stewart's?your?biggest?threat that?we?know.
We've?got?intel ????that?he's?been?training
with?some?Dark?Web?spellers,
and?I?can?tell?you what?words?they've
been?using?to?spell?with,
but?I?don't?think you?wanna?know.
I?don't. ?Next.
Joint?Boy?is?actually
a?pretty?good?spellers when?he's?stoned,
so?keep?your?eyes?open,
'cause?theirs?are?gonna?be damns?near?sealed?shut.
Always. ?Next.
Reilly?and?Jonesy ?????can't?spell?for?shit.
They're?fucking?idiots.
Okay. ??????But?McMurray's?been known?for?spelling?dirty.
I?need?you to?watch?your?back.
McMurray's?a?piece?of?shit.
Now?you?knows ??????we?believes?in?you, Miss?Katys.
And?we've?always got?your?back.
And?we're?gonna?keep you?hydrated.
Don't?worry?about?that.
And?we?appreciates that?you?spells?mean...
but?we?thinks ?????you?can?spells?meaner.
We?want?you to?show?some?teeth.
So?to?helps?you with?that,
we?gots?you?this.
Getting?cold out?there,?eh?
It's?down?to?about ten?degrees?Witherspoons.
Got?the?money?
As?discussed, my?money's?on?the?girl.
Two?hundred on?Joint?Boy.
Two?hundred on?Jonesy?and?Reilly.
Nice.
I'll?put?the?pot where?it's?safe.
Same.
Winner?takes?all?
Winner?takes?all. Duh.
Good.
I'm?looking forward?to?that.
Welcome?to?the?Letterkenny Adult?Spelling?Bee,
*?A,?B,?C Now?look?at?my?D,
*?And?E,?F,?G N,?L,?M,?N,?O,?P.
*?Q,?R,?S Talking?T,?U,?V
*?Come?on,?Letterkenny, it's?a?Spelling?Bee?*
Coolin'?down out?there,?folks.
Down?to?about?10 ??deg-Reese's Peanut?Butter?Cups.
Anywho...
Based?on?length of?past?spelling?bees,
coupled?with speller?proficiency,
this?year's?bee?will?be single?knockout.
Sudden?death?overtime begins?right?now.
Could?I?use the?toilet?
I?don't?know. Can?you?
May?I?use?the?toilet?
Yes,?you?may.
Katy,?the?first?word is?yours.
Shut?up!
Shut?your?fucking?mouth!
You?think?this?is the?PGA?
You?can?just ?hoop?and?holler whenever?you?want?
Ba-ba?fucking?booey?
We?respect our?athletes?here,
so?sit?down, shut?up,
and?enjoy?some?fucking adult?spelling.
Katy,?your?word is?"Farceur".
Farceur.
Can?I?get a?definition,?please?
A?writer?or?actor of?satire.
Farceur.
Hence,?farce.
Farceur.
F-A-R-C-E-U-R.
Farceur. Correct.
They?should be?able?to?clap
if?she?gets?one?right, Squirrelly?Dan.
Yeah,?like?that's ?what?we've?done in?the?past.
Yeah,?but?looks ?at?what?happens last?years.
Yeah,?but?she's?used ????to?getting?cheered?for, right?
We?don't?want?her to?get?inside
of?her?own?head ?if?no?one?cheers for?her.
It's?the?last?thing we?fucking?want.
It's?too?risky,?Dan.
Okay,?I'm?sorry for?my?outburst?earlier.
I?came?at?you with?a?lot?of?anger
and?that?was?unnecessary.
You?can?cheer?if?someone gets?a?word?right,
but?its?starts and?ends?there.
I?don't?wanna?hear a?fucking?fart out?of?any?of?you
if?someone?gets a?word?wrong.
As?sure?as?grandma's?got?gout, if?I?hear?one?fucking?heckle,
I?will?staple?your?tongue to?your?taint,
so?you?can?watch?me kick?your?ass.
Jimmy,?why?don'ts?you?repeat the?last?thing?you?said?there?
"Correct."
Stewart,?the?next?word is?yours.
Goddamn,?it?makes?me?hot when?a?man?can?spell.
I?do?love a?good?tongue.
Reilly?and?Jonesy can't?spell?for?shit.
Fucking?idiots.
Stewart,?your?word is?"Disparate".
Disparate.
Distinct in?quality?and?character.
How?appropriate.
Disparate.
D-I-S
P-A-R-A-T-E.
Disparate. Correct.
Spell?my?name,?Stewart. Spell?it.
What?else?can you?do?with?that?tongue?
Reilly?and?Jonesy can't?spell?for?shit.
Fucking?idiots.
And?with?that, Reilly?and?Jonesy,
the?next?word is?yours.
Reilly,?Jonesy...
Your?word?is... "Hockey".
Uh,?this?is?the... ?Okay.
Hockey.
Can?I?hear?the?word used?in?a?sentence, please?
Uh,?okay. The?Letterkenny?lrish
are?a?Senior?A whale?shit?hockey?team
that?recently?folded.
Hockey.
H...
O...
K...
C... ?C...
K... ?E...
Y...
Y? Yeah. ?Y.
Are?you?finished?
Yes. Correct.
Yeah.
Fucking?idiots.
Thanks.
Joint?Boy, the?next?word ?is?yours.
Joint?Boy?
Joint?Boy!
I?suppose?it?is?his?name.
Joint?Boy...
Your?word?is?"Ensconce".
Ensconce.
Got?a?fuck?load ??????of?joints?ensconced in?this?fanny?pack.
Ensconce.
E-N-S-C-O-N-C-E.
Ensconce. Correct.
Yes!
Can?I?use?the toilet?again?
Can?you?cancan? Can?you?do?the?cancan?
Good?thing?it's?not the?Grammar?Bee.
McMurray,?the?next?word is?yours.
Wayne!?How'r?ya?now??Not t'bad. ??And?you??Uh?huh.
McMurray,?your?word is?"Confrere".
Confrere.
Definition,?please.
A?colleague or?comrade.
Confrere.
With?confreres?like?this who?needs?enemies.
Okay,?"Confrere".
C-O-N-F-R-A-R-E. Confrere.
Uh,?I'm?sorry,?McMurray, that?is?incorrect.
The?proper?spelling of?confrere?is.
C-O-N-F-R-E-R-E.
Exactly?what?I?said.
I?thought?I?heard C-O-N-F-R-A-R-E.
Well,?you're?mistaken.
I?do?apologize.
Oh,?don't?worry about?it,?Dickskin.
Dickins.
Exactly?what?I?said. Dickskin.
We?sure?we?got the?right?Master of?Ceremonies
for?this?thing here,?okay?
I?think?you?need?to?get your?earwax?checked,?Dickskin.
Give?'em?a?fucking?break,?Jim.
They've?been?spelling ??????their?goddamn?hearts out?up?there.
Call?an?intermission.
There?was?no?intermission slotted?for?today's?bee.
We'll?press?on.
How?many?words gots?to?gets?spelled
before?someone just?keels?over.
Someone's?gotta?start?asking
the?tough?questions ?around?here.
I've?seen?this?before,?Jim. lt's?time?we?learned?from?it.
In?the?words?of?arguably
the?greatest?Canadian rock?band?of?all?time,
The?Tragically?Hip, "It's?a?good?life
if?you?don't?weaken."
Also?in?the?words of?Gordon?Downie,
legendary?lead?singer of?The?Tragically?Hip,
"I?can?make?you?scared if?you?want?me?to."
Hey,?okay.
That's?good?then. Fifteen?minute
intermission,?everyone.
Sorry?about?that,?Wayne.
I'll?get?her?hydrated.
Youse?get?Reilly?and?Jonesy on?Jim?Dickins'?radar.
Some?buttfuckery at?play?there.
Jims.
Now?I?know you?noticed
that?Reilly and?Jonesy's?words
are?simpler than?everyone?else's,
and?quite?suspiciously all?hockeys-related.
Yep,?there's?a?wee?bit ?????of?buttfuckery?at?play here,?Jim.
This?has?been?the?system ever?since?Uncle?Eddie?won
the?very?first Letterkenny?Adult?Spelling?Bee. In?the?late?'60s.
We?must?honor?it. Exactly.
And?aren't?you?guys the?ones?that?are always?saying
you?shouldn't?fuck with?tradition.
It's?fucking?embarrassing.
Jim,?McMurray's?screwing the?system,?here.
You?can't?understand what?he's?saying.
He's?pulling?the?wool over?your?eyes,?cowboy.
Well,?well,?well.
Ain't?not?hater quite?like
a?spelling?bee?hater, now,?is?there?
What's?the?matter,?Tanis?
You?got?some?money riding?on?the?bee?
Money?
There?is?to?be?no?betting
at?the?Letterkenny Adult?Spelling?Bee.
Your?dirty?money?is?an?insult to?the?integrity?of?the?sport.
Yeah,?Tanis.
All?this?time?talking could?be?spent?spelling.
It's?not?called a?Spelling?Talk,
it's?called?a?Spelling?Bee,
and?we're?here?to?be
spellers!
Where's?the?bounty. We're?dry.
We?need?sustenance.
You?smoked?like 20?one-gram?cannons.
Like?how?are?you even?conscious?right?now?
Fuck.
You?got?this.
Katy. ?This?is?getting out?of?hand,?Stewart.
Too?much?for?you?
What?
Did?you?think this?would?be silent?eeeasy?
Yes.
Stay?hydrated.
There?will?be no?more?intermissions,
and?there?better?not?be any?degenerate?gambling.
Amidst?allegations of?contest?rigging,
there?will?be?a?new?order for?the?spellers.
I?will?be?selecting names?randomly
from?this?hat moving?forward.
Fedora's?a?dumb?fucking?hat.
It?is, but?I?do?believes
that?that's?a?dumb fucking?trilbys.
Joint?Boy.
The?first?word?is?yours. Fuck.
Joint?Boy,?your?word is?"Dithyramb".
Dithyramb.
Dithyramb.
D-I-T-H-Y...
Y-R-A-M.
Dithyramb.
Incorrect.
There's?a?silent?B, dumbass.
Fucking?idiot.
Fuck!
Joint?Boy,?you?are the?first?to?be?eliminated.
Please?take?a?seat off?stage.
Reilly?and?Jonesy, the?next?word?is?yours.
Reilly,?Jonesy,
your?word ?is?"Bosky".
Bosky.
Can?I?have?the?definition of?the?word,?please?
Having?abundant?trees or?shrubs.
Bosky. Sounds?a?lot?like
brosky,?buddy. How?do?you?spell?brosky?
I?don't?know ??how?to?spell anything,?buddy.
Fucking?idiots.
Maybe?we?should just?take?the?R?out?of?brosky?
I?don't?think?there?is an?R?in?brosky.
I'm?going?in on?brosky,?buddy.
Yeah,?good?luck ?on?brosky,?buddy. Fuck,?yeah.
Brosky,?uh...
I?mean,?"Bosky".
B-O-S-K-I.
Bosky.
Incorrect.
Fucking?embarrassing!
McMurray, the?next?word?is?yours.
McMurray,?your?word is?"Penalty".
Penalty.
Hey,?that?was?supposed ?to?be?Jonesy and?Reilly's?word.
Well,?that's fucking?embarrassing.
Penalty,?penalty. P-E-N-L-Y.?Penalty.
Incorrect.
The?correct?spelling of?"Penalty"
is?P-E-N-A-L-T-Y.
Exactly?what?I?said.
No,?it?isn't.
Youse?ever?see ????that?movie?Dick?Tracy
The?one?with?Warren?Beatty?
I?would?smash?that?dude
like?a?neighbor's?pumpkin on?devil's?night.
Same. ?Well,?Dick?Tracy used?a?similar?machine
to?slow?down and?decipher?the?speech
of?an?appropriately-named character,?Mumbles.
What? Let?me?show?you.
This?is?Mr. ?McMurray's?answer at?normal?speed.
P-E-N-A-L-T-Y.?Penalty.
See? ?????Now?this?is?his?answer slowed?down.
P-E-N-A-L-D-Y.
Witch!
McMurray, you're?eliminated.
Please?take a?seat?offstage.
Penalty.
Youse?want?to?get?hammered?
Ladies?and?gentlemen, ?we've?reached
our?final?two?contestants.
Let's?give?them a?round?of?applause.
In?the?final?round,
if?a?speller misspells?a?word.
His?or?her?opponent ?will?then?have a?chance?to?steal.
Katy,?the?first?word is?yours.
Katy,?your?word
is?"Triskaidekaphobia".
Triskaidekaphobia.
Triskaidekaphobia.
T-R-I-S-K-A-I-D
E-K-A
P-H-O-B-I-A.
Triskaidekaphobia.
I'm?sorry,?Katy, that's?incorrect.
No. ?No,?Jim. that's?how?you?spell "Triskaidekaphobia".
That's?not what?I'm?reading
on?the?card?here, Katy,?I'm?sorry.
Stewart,?you?now?have a?chance?to?steal.
Settle?down,?people. Settle?down.
Triskaidekaphobia.
T-R-I-S-K
A-D-E-K-A-P
H-O-B-I-A.
Triskaidekaphobia.
Correct.
Stewart,
you're?back-to-back champion
of?the?Letterkenny Adult?Spelling?Bee.
Wait!
Katy,?had?it?right.
It?was?wrong on?the?monitor.
Triskaidekaphobia?is?spelled...
T-R-I-S-K-A-I
D-E-K-A-P-H-O-B-I-A.
Which?is?exactly what?I?said.
No,?it?isn't.
T-R-I-S-K
A-D-E?K-A
P-H-O-B-I-A
Silent?I?win.
Champ!
Yes!
Yeah!
Why?
Anyone?wanna double?me?home,?ladies?
Everyone?knows ?how?to?spell Triskaidekaphobia.
It's?the?most?common?word used?in?spelling?bees.
I?know?that,
but?there?is?a?reason that?I?spelled... Fucking?idiot.
Fucking?idiots.
Oh,?fuck,?buddy, it's?Coach.
Probably?gonna ream?us?out.
Fuck,?what?does he?want,?buddy?
Who?could?it?be?
Give?your?balls a?tug,?you?titfucker.
your?friend?Dan the?other?day.
You're?dreaming,?bud.
Am?not. Are,?too.
You're?Joseph ?and?the?Amazing
Technicolor?Dreamcoat, bud.
All?I'm?saying?is, ?????if?it?came?down?to?it
and?I?hope?it?wouldn't...
Well,?see?you're?soft on?it?already,?Dary.
I?could?beat?Dan in?a?fight.
You're?mixing a?Hardy,?bud.
Am?not. Are,?too.
You're?down?there mixing?a?Tom?Hardy.
Oh,?I?would?smash that?dude
like?a?Terry's Chocolate?Orange.
Same. ?How's?your?beers?
I'll?have?a?beer.
Must?be?nice, ?you?can?pick?up some?extra?shifts?here
while?Gail's?down ?????at?her?South?American
Single's?Resort,?huh,?Bonnie?
You?wanna?know?what? lf?two?of?my?bars?burnt?down
I'd?be?fucking?off,?too.
I'm?envious of?that?old?goat.
It's?light?lifting.
This?place?could?run ?off?honor?system if?it?had?to.
Okay, ?Katy?and?Bonnie,
who?do?you?think would?win?a?fight, me?or?Dan?
Dan.
Why?don't?you?two just?arm?wrestle
and?get ??????to?the?bottom?of?it. No.
Why?not?
Well,?because?arm?wrestling
is?not?a?legitimate?barometer for?strength,
and?certainly not?toughness.
You're?either?born ??????a?good?arm?wrestler or?you're?not.
Youse?could?leg?wrestle.
No. Why?not?
Well,?because?if?they're
on?the?floor?rubbing their?legs?together,
they've?both?lost.
How?are?we?gonna sort?this?out? Oh,
youse?could?have?to?fight.
No. Sure.
See,?you're a?good?friend,?Dan.
How?is?Dan a?good?friend in?all?of?this?
Well,?Dan?sees?you're quite?upset?about?this.
He's?willing?to?put his?beer?down,
come?over?there ??and?beat?the?shit?out?of?you
so?that?you're?over?it.
Tyson,?who?would?win in?a?fight?between Dan?and?Dary?
Dary. Yes.
Why? Longer?reach, quicker?on?his?feet.
Not?above?a?nut?shot or?a?hair?pull.
Joint?Boy? Squirrelly?Dan.
Why? 'Cause?he's?Squirrelly.
Who?do?youse?think ??????would?win?in?a?fight between?you?two?
Me.
You?
Me.
See,?now?there's?a?good?friend.
Fifteen-four and?I'd?hoped?for?more.
Fifteen-two, that's?where?it's?new.
Zeros,?which?is ?also?knowns as?a?19's?hand,
'cause?a?19's?hand is?impossibles?to?get
in?the?games of?Cribbage.
*?Do,?re,?mi
*?Nineteen?go?fuck?yourself?*
Fuck,?she's?really?cooled down?out?there.
Are?you?boys ?down?to?pay 10?Neil?deGrasse?Tysons?
Where?has?Katy been?all?day?
Dude,?you?fucking?mind?
What?are?you sleep?walkings, ????Daryl?
In?the?words?of?legendary Canadian?singer-songwriter.
Alanis?Morissette, "You?oughta?know."
In?the?words?of?legendary Canadian?songwriter.
Greg?Keelor?of?Blue?Rodeo, "It?hasn't?hit?me?yet."
In?the?words?of?Jim?Cuddy,
also?of?iconic?Canadian rock?band?Blue?Rodeo,
"Try."
In?the?words ????of?Grammy?award-winning
Canadian?singer-songwriter.
Sarah?McLachlan, "You're?building?a?mystery."
In?the?words of?genre-bending
Canadian-Indie?rock?band Arcade?Fire,
"Wake?up."
In?the?words of?multi-international
award-winning songstress?Celine?Dion,
"It's?all?coming ?back?to?me?now. " ?????And?
In?the?words of?Canadian?popstar
and?heartthrob?Justin?Beiber,
"Is?it?too?late?now to?say?sorry?" ?????And?
In?the?words?of?multi-Juno award-winning.
Canadian?singer-songwriter Bryan?Adams,
"Please?forgive?me."
Good?people?makes mistakes,?Daryl.
How?do?you?forget ?????about?the?Letterkenny Adult?Spelling?Bee,
and?how?much it?means?to?Katy?
You?call?yourself?a?friend. Now?wait.
You're?right,?Dan.
I'm?sorry,?Dary.
It's?okay,?good?buddy.
It's?just?that?I,?uh...
wish?I?could?take ?some?of?her?pain from?last?year,
put?it?on?myself, you?know.
We?alls?dos, good?buddies.
I?mean,?she?really had?it?all.
Champion?Letterkenny
Adult?Spelling?Bee nine?years?running.
She?was?just?a?girl ?when?she?won her?first?Bee.
God?damn?it,?she?was ?just?a?girl. Then?came?Stewart.
We?do?not?says?that?names in?this?house,?Dary.
That?fuck?oughta spell?with?someone his?own?size.
He's?been?spelling ??out?of?his?own?weight?class for?years?now.
Like,?she?forgot a?silent?E.
Completely?out of?character?for?her.
Do?you?wanna?know?what? That?silent?E?may?follow
her?around for?the?rest?of?her?life.
She's?worns?it like?a?shit?stain ever?since.
That?fuck?thinks that?he?can?just
walk?around?town spelling?like?that?
We?all?know that?types?of?spelling's
gonna?catch?up to?him?one?days.
It?has?to. Okay,?you?wanna?spell,?bud?
Wanna?walk?around?town spelling?like?that,?okay?
I'll?spell?with?you any?day?of?the?week
and?I?suggest?you?let that?one?marinate.
Who's?doing?all the?hollering?down?there?
She's?tryings to?studies,?Waynes.
Like,?it's?clear what?needs?to?be?done?here.
Wanna?make?a?pact? ??????Of?course ,
we?makes a?pacts,?Dary.
I'm?surprised?we're?not making?a?pact?right?now.
We?works?around?the?clocks to?helps?her?get?her?spellings
ups?to?hers?potential.
We?don't?sleep.
Keep?her?focused. Keep?her?inspired.
Keep?her?hydrated.
We're?coming?in.
So?cover?up.
Okay,?girls.
Girls? That's?what?I?said.
Who?you?calling?girls?
Oh. ?No, we?mean?women.
Yes,?that?is?my?bad.
I?am?sorry. lt?is?an?old?habit.
See,?we?call?the?men ??????on?our?team?"Boys.
" ?So?I?just...
It's?completely?inappropriate.
Okay. ??????Mary-Anne?over?there is?not?a?girl.
When's?the?last?time ?????you?saw?a?girl's?tits sag?so?low,
she?could?tuck?'em into?her?joggers?
You're?right, Betty-Anne.
To?call?us?girls?is wildly?inappropriate.
Look?at?you.
When's?the?last?time you?saw?a?girl
with?enough?pubic?hair to?lose?her?keys?in?
Along?with?the?buoyant Canadian?Tire?key?chain?
Okay,?okay,?okay. That's?enough,?uh...
Ladies. Yes,?ladies.
I'm?even more?offended ???by?that.
Tell?me?how Mary-Anne's?a?lady?
Her?Jill-strap's?got more?skid?marks
than?a?runaway?truck ??????laying?on?a?coastal mountain?highway.
Yes,?I'm?afraid ?you?guys?missed the?mark?again.
Betty-Anne's?no?lady.
She?picks?and?flicks more?boogers
than?a?restless ??????Dutch?eight-year-old with?Asperger.
Well-done,?Mary-Anne.
You're?unpredictably?articulate
for?a?girl?who?waves goodbye?to?her?pee
when?she?flushes?the?toilet.
You?wanna?talk ??????about?unpredictable, Betty-Anne?
Who?would?have?thought ?????the?girl?who?ingested mosquito?eggs
after?drinking out?of?mud?puddles
would?ever?almost ?be?accepted to?community?college.
Reilly,?Jonesy, get?out?here.
Okay.
It's?getting?pretty?cold out?there,?eh?
Down?to?almost ten?Degrassi?Junior?Highs.
You?guys?bring?your?coats?
I'm?just?kidding. I?don't?give?a?fuck.
I'm?used?to?you?two embarrassing?me.
I?go?to?bed?at?night, fucking?embarrassing.
I?get?up?in?the?morning, fucking?embarrassing.
The?only?time?you?two have?ever?humiliated?me
is?when?you started?spelling.
Now?please,?tell?me. You?put?in?the?work?this?year.
We?always?put?in the?work,?coach.
We?never?wanna ?let?you?down or?the?boys.
But?we've?been?upfront about?being
dog-shit?spellers from?get?go,?so...
We're?trying?our?best, but?we're?Math?guys, ????Coach.
Don't?fucking?bullshit?me.
Okay,?if?it?were?a Chelling?Bee..,?I?mean...
Dog-shit?spellers. Unreal?chellers.
You?two,?focus!
I?have?money on?this,?all?right?
And?for?me?to?get?that?money, I've?done?a?little...
tinkering?behind?the?scenes.
Oh,?yes.
I?think?you?two ?are?going?to?do quite?well?this?year.
Hey,?Katy, ?????I?made?you?a?smoothie. lt's?on?the?counter.
What's?in?it?
Half?an?avocado, half?a?banana,
half?a?cup of?blueberries,
a?scoop?of?vanilla-whey protein?powder,
half?a?cup?of?water, 13?almonds.
Hope?you're not?triskaidekaphobic.
That's?the?fear of?the?number?13.
You?can?spell that,?right?
It's?one?of?the?most?commonly
used?words?in?spelling?bees, everybody?can.
You?staying?hydrated?
What?are?you?doing?
Who?me??Sudoku.
Didn't?you?not?know
that?doing?number?puzzles and?games?increases
the?neuroplasticity within?the?brain
and?helps?it reorganize?itself.
Did?you?wanna?do?one?
No.
Dan,?why?are you?lifting?weights?
Who's??Mes?
Didn't?you?nots?knows that?exercisings
allows?your?brains ????to?takes?on?the?proteins called?BDNF,
which?helps?with?focus, concentrations?and?memories?
Here's,?I?gots?ones for?youse,?too.
No.
What?
You?play?guitar?now?
Who?me? Of?course,?I?do.
Didn't?you?not?know that?playing?an?instrument
strengthens the?corpus?callosum
that?links?hemispheres in?your?brain
by?creating new?connections?
Do?you?wanna?know what?a?G?chord sounds?like,?Katy?
Super.
Katy?
I'm?more?than a?little?bit?concerned
you're?the?only?one around?here?not?looking
to?create?new?neural?pathways in?the?brain.
I'm?just?gonna?get?a?beer.
No! What?
Oh,?those?alcohols doesn't?kill?brain?cells
like?some?peoples?thinks, it?does?damages?them.
This?is?about the?spelling?bee,?isn't?it?
Yeah,?see, it's?just?that?I,?uh...
Sat?and?watched?you?spell
your?little?heart?out last?year,?and?then...
And?Stewart?come?up and?spell-bull,?ya.
We?don't?say?that?name in?this?house!
I?just?sat?there ?and?watched?it. I?just?sat?there.
I?don't?know?if?I'm?ever
gonna?be?able?to?forgive myself?for?that.
Guys...
I'm?ready.
Okay,?I?just... ?I?need?youse to?believe?in?me.
'Course?we?believe in?you,?Miss?Katy.
To?have?my?back. Of?course ,
we?have ??your?back.
Well,?of?course, we'll?keep?you?hydrated.
Oh,?I'll?be?plenty?hydrated while?I'm?drinking?champagne
out?of?my?tenth?title?trophy.
So?help?me?God.
You?are?the?champ.
Walk?it
and?talk?it.
Be?it.
Stewart,?the?bikes are?outside.
Let's?do?this. But?grab?a?sweater.
It's?cooled?down. Down?to?about ten?Degrassis
always?greener on?the?other?side.
Are?you?ready?
Spell?me?in.
Stewart,?I?was?wondering
if?I?could?double?the?champ ?on?his?bike.
Actually, I?was?hoping.
I?could?double?the?champ to?the?spelling?bee.
I'm?doubling the?champ.
No,?I'm?doubling the?champ.
Okay,?guys.
You?guys?can?double ??the?champ to?the?spelling?bee,
but?we?get ??????to?double?the?champ after?he?wins?tonight.
Wondrous.
Break?it?down?for?me.
Stewart's?your?biggest?threat that?we?know.
We've?got?intel ????that?he's?been?training
with?some?Dark?Web?spellers,
and?I?can?tell?you what?words?they've
been?using?to?spell?with,
but?I?don't?think you?wanna?know.
I?don't. ?Next.
Joint?Boy?is?actually
a?pretty?good?spellers when?he's?stoned,
so?keep?your?eyes?open,
'cause?theirs?are?gonna?be damns?near?sealed?shut.
Always. ?Next.
Reilly?and?Jonesy ?????can't?spell?for?shit.
They're?fucking?idiots.
Okay. ??????But?McMurray's?been known?for?spelling?dirty.
I?need?you to?watch?your?back.
McMurray's?a?piece?of?shit.
Now?you?knows ??????we?believes?in?you, Miss?Katys.
And?we've?always got?your?back.
And?we're?gonna?keep you?hydrated.
Don't?worry?about?that.
And?we?appreciates that?you?spells?mean...
but?we?thinks ?????you?can?spells?meaner.
We?want?you to?show?some?teeth.
So?to?helps?you with?that,
we?gots?you?this.
Getting?cold out?there,?eh?
It's?down?to?about ten?degrees?Witherspoons.
Got?the?money?
As?discussed, my?money's?on?the?girl.
Two?hundred on?Joint?Boy.
Two?hundred on?Jonesy?and?Reilly.
Nice.
I'll?put?the?pot where?it's?safe.
Same.
Winner?takes?all?
Winner?takes?all. Duh.
Good.
I'm?looking forward?to?that.
Welcome?to?the?Letterkenny Adult?Spelling?Bee,
*?A,?B,?C Now?look?at?my?D,
*?And?E,?F,?G N,?L,?M,?N,?O,?P.
*?Q,?R,?S Talking?T,?U,?V
*?Come?on,?Letterkenny, it's?a?Spelling?Bee?*
Coolin'?down out?there,?folks.
Down?to?about?10 ??deg-Reese's Peanut?Butter?Cups.
Anywho...
Based?on?length of?past?spelling?bees,
coupled?with speller?proficiency,
this?year's?bee?will?be single?knockout.
Sudden?death?overtime begins?right?now.
Could?I?use the?toilet?
I?don't?know. Can?you?
May?I?use?the?toilet?
Yes,?you?may.
Katy,?the?first?word is?yours.
Shut?up!
Shut?your?fucking?mouth!
You?think?this?is the?PGA?
You?can?just ?hoop?and?holler whenever?you?want?
Ba-ba?fucking?booey?
We?respect our?athletes?here,
so?sit?down, shut?up,
and?enjoy?some?fucking adult?spelling.
Katy,?your?word is?"Farceur".
Farceur.
Can?I?get a?definition,?please?
A?writer?or?actor of?satire.
Farceur.
Hence,?farce.
Farceur.
F-A-R-C-E-U-R.
Farceur. Correct.
They?should be?able?to?clap
if?she?gets?one?right, Squirrelly?Dan.
Yeah,?like?that's ?what?we've?done in?the?past.
Yeah,?but?looks ?at?what?happens last?years.
Yeah,?but?she's?used ????to?getting?cheered?for, right?
We?don't?want?her to?get?inside
of?her?own?head ?if?no?one?cheers for?her.
It's?the?last?thing we?fucking?want.
It's?too?risky,?Dan.
Okay,?I'm?sorry for?my?outburst?earlier.
I?came?at?you with?a?lot?of?anger
and?that?was?unnecessary.
You?can?cheer?if?someone gets?a?word?right,
but?its?starts and?ends?there.
I?don't?wanna?hear a?fucking?fart out?of?any?of?you
if?someone?gets a?word?wrong.
As?sure?as?grandma's?got?gout, if?I?hear?one?fucking?heckle,
I?will?staple?your?tongue to?your?taint,
so?you?can?watch?me kick?your?ass.
Jimmy,?why?don'ts?you?repeat the?last?thing?you?said?there?
"Correct."
Stewart,?the?next?word is?yours.
Goddamn,?it?makes?me?hot when?a?man?can?spell.
I?do?love a?good?tongue.
Reilly?and?Jonesy can't?spell?for?shit.
Fucking?idiots.
Stewart,?your?word is?"Disparate".
Disparate.
Distinct in?quality?and?character.
How?appropriate.
Disparate.
D-I-S
P-A-R-A-T-E.
Disparate. Correct.
Spell?my?name,?Stewart. Spell?it.
What?else?can you?do?with?that?tongue?
Reilly?and?Jonesy can't?spell?for?shit.
Fucking?idiots.
And?with?that, Reilly?and?Jonesy,
the?next?word is?yours.
Reilly,?Jonesy...
Your?word?is... "Hockey".
Uh,?this?is?the... ?Okay.
Hockey.
Can?I?hear?the?word used?in?a?sentence, please?
Uh,?okay. The?Letterkenny?lrish
are?a?Senior?A whale?shit?hockey?team
that?recently?folded.
Hockey.
H...
O...
K...
C... ?C...
K... ?E...
Y...
Y? Yeah. ?Y.
Are?you?finished?
Yes. Correct.
Yeah.
Fucking?idiots.
Thanks.
Joint?Boy, the?next?word ?is?yours.
Joint?Boy?
Joint?Boy!
I?suppose?it?is?his?name.
Joint?Boy...
Your?word?is?"Ensconce".
Ensconce.
Got?a?fuck?load ??????of?joints?ensconced in?this?fanny?pack.
Ensconce.
E-N-S-C-O-N-C-E.
Ensconce. Correct.
Yes!
Can?I?use?the toilet?again?
Can?you?cancan? Can?you?do?the?cancan?
Good?thing?it's?not the?Grammar?Bee.
McMurray,?the?next?word is?yours.
Wayne!?How'r?ya?now??Not t'bad. ??And?you??Uh?huh.
McMurray,?your?word is?"Confrere".
Confrere.
Definition,?please.
A?colleague or?comrade.
Confrere.
With?confreres?like?this who?needs?enemies.
Okay,?"Confrere".
C-O-N-F-R-A-R-E. Confrere.
Uh,?I'm?sorry,?McMurray, that?is?incorrect.
The?proper?spelling of?confrere?is.
C-O-N-F-R-E-R-E.
Exactly?what?I?said.
I?thought?I?heard C-O-N-F-R-A-R-E.
Well,?you're?mistaken.
I?do?apologize.
Oh,?don't?worry about?it,?Dickskin.
Dickins.
Exactly?what?I?said. Dickskin.
We?sure?we?got the?right?Master of?Ceremonies
for?this?thing here,?okay?
I?think?you?need?to?get your?earwax?checked,?Dickskin.
Give?'em?a?fucking?break,?Jim.
They've?been?spelling ??????their?goddamn?hearts out?up?there.
Call?an?intermission.
There?was?no?intermission slotted?for?today's?bee.
We'll?press?on.
How?many?words gots?to?gets?spelled
before?someone just?keels?over.
Someone's?gotta?start?asking
the?tough?questions ?around?here.
I've?seen?this?before,?Jim. lt's?time?we?learned?from?it.
In?the?words?of?arguably
the?greatest?Canadian rock?band?of?all?time,
The?Tragically?Hip, "It's?a?good?life
if?you?don't?weaken."
Also?in?the?words of?Gordon?Downie,
legendary?lead?singer of?The?Tragically?Hip,
"I?can?make?you?scared if?you?want?me?to."
Hey,?okay.
That's?good?then. Fifteen?minute
intermission,?everyone.
Sorry?about?that,?Wayne.
I'll?get?her?hydrated.
Youse?get?Reilly?and?Jonesy on?Jim?Dickins'?radar.
Some?buttfuckery at?play?there.
Jims.
Now?I?know you?noticed
that?Reilly and?Jonesy's?words
are?simpler than?everyone?else's,
and?quite?suspiciously all?hockeys-related.
Yep,?there's?a?wee?bit ?????of?buttfuckery?at?play here,?Jim.
This?has?been?the?system ever?since?Uncle?Eddie?won
the?very?first Letterkenny?Adult?Spelling?Bee. In?the?late?'60s.
We?must?honor?it. Exactly.
And?aren't?you?guys the?ones?that?are always?saying
you?shouldn't?fuck with?tradition.
It's?fucking?embarrassing.
Jim,?McMurray's?screwing the?system,?here.
You?can't?understand what?he's?saying.
He's?pulling?the?wool over?your?eyes,?cowboy.
Well,?well,?well.
Ain't?not?hater quite?like
a?spelling?bee?hater, now,?is?there?
What's?the?matter,?Tanis?
You?got?some?money riding?on?the?bee?
Money?
There?is?to?be?no?betting
at?the?Letterkenny Adult?Spelling?Bee.
Your?dirty?money?is?an?insult to?the?integrity?of?the?sport.
Yeah,?Tanis.
All?this?time?talking could?be?spent?spelling.
It's?not?called a?Spelling?Talk,
it's?called?a?Spelling?Bee,
and?we're?here?to?be
spellers!
Where's?the?bounty. We're?dry.
We?need?sustenance.
You?smoked?like 20?one-gram?cannons.
Like?how?are?you even?conscious?right?now?
Fuck.
You?got?this.
Katy. ?This?is?getting out?of?hand,?Stewart.
Too?much?for?you?
What?
Did?you?think this?would?be silent?eeeasy?
Yes.
Stay?hydrated.
There?will?be no?more?intermissions,
and?there?better?not?be any?degenerate?gambling.
Amidst?allegations of?contest?rigging,
there?will?be?a?new?order for?the?spellers.
I?will?be?selecting names?randomly
from?this?hat moving?forward.
Fedora's?a?dumb?fucking?hat.
It?is, but?I?do?believes
that?that's?a?dumb fucking?trilbys.
Joint?Boy.
The?first?word?is?yours. Fuck.
Joint?Boy,?your?word is?"Dithyramb".
Dithyramb.
Dithyramb.
D-I-T-H-Y...
Y-R-A-M.
Dithyramb.
Incorrect.
There's?a?silent?B, dumbass.
Fucking?idiot.
Fuck!
Joint?Boy,?you?are the?first?to?be?eliminated.
Please?take?a?seat off?stage.
Reilly?and?Jonesy, the?next?word?is?yours.
Reilly,?Jonesy,
your?word ?is?"Bosky".
Bosky.
Can?I?have?the?definition of?the?word,?please?
Having?abundant?trees or?shrubs.
Bosky. Sounds?a?lot?like
brosky,?buddy. How?do?you?spell?brosky?
I?don't?know ??how?to?spell anything,?buddy.
Fucking?idiots.
Maybe?we?should just?take?the?R?out?of?brosky?
I?don't?think?there?is an?R?in?brosky.
I'm?going?in on?brosky,?buddy.
Yeah,?good?luck ?on?brosky,?buddy. Fuck,?yeah.
Brosky,?uh...
I?mean,?"Bosky".
B-O-S-K-I.
Bosky.
Incorrect.
Fucking?embarrassing!
McMurray, the?next?word?is?yours.
McMurray,?your?word is?"Penalty".
Penalty.
Hey,?that?was?supposed ?to?be?Jonesy and?Reilly's?word.
Well,?that's fucking?embarrassing.
Penalty,?penalty. P-E-N-L-Y.?Penalty.
Incorrect.
The?correct?spelling of?"Penalty"
is?P-E-N-A-L-T-Y.
Exactly?what?I?said.
No,?it?isn't.
Youse?ever?see ????that?movie?Dick?Tracy
The?one?with?Warren?Beatty?
I?would?smash?that?dude
like?a?neighbor's?pumpkin on?devil's?night.
Same. ?Well,?Dick?Tracy used?a?similar?machine
to?slow?down and?decipher?the?speech
of?an?appropriately-named character,?Mumbles.
What? Let?me?show?you.
This?is?Mr. ?McMurray's?answer at?normal?speed.
P-E-N-A-L-T-Y.?Penalty.
See? ?????Now?this?is?his?answer slowed?down.
P-E-N-A-L-D-Y.
Witch!
McMurray, you're?eliminated.
Please?take a?seat?offstage.
Penalty.
Youse?want?to?get?hammered?
Ladies?and?gentlemen, ?we've?reached
our?final?two?contestants.
Let's?give?them a?round?of?applause.
In?the?final?round,
if?a?speller misspells?a?word.
His?or?her?opponent ?will?then?have a?chance?to?steal.
Katy,?the?first?word is?yours.
Katy,?your?word
is?"Triskaidekaphobia".
Triskaidekaphobia.
Triskaidekaphobia.
T-R-I-S-K-A-I-D
E-K-A
P-H-O-B-I-A.
Triskaidekaphobia.
I'm?sorry,?Katy, that's?incorrect.
No. ?No,?Jim. that's?how?you?spell "Triskaidekaphobia".
That's?not what?I'm?reading
on?the?card?here, Katy,?I'm?sorry.
Stewart,?you?now?have a?chance?to?steal.
Settle?down,?people. Settle?down.
Triskaidekaphobia.
T-R-I-S-K
A-D-E-K-A-P
H-O-B-I-A.
Triskaidekaphobia.
Correct.
Stewart,
you're?back-to-back champion
of?the?Letterkenny Adult?Spelling?Bee.
Wait!
Katy,?had?it?right.
It?was?wrong on?the?monitor.
Triskaidekaphobia?is?spelled...
T-R-I-S-K-A-I
D-E-K-A-P-H-O-B-I-A.
Which?is?exactly what?I?said.
No,?it?isn't.
T-R-I-S-K
A-D-E?K-A
P-H-O-B-I-A
Silent?I?win.
Champ!
Yes!
Yeah!
Why?
Anyone?wanna double?me?home,?ladies?
Everyone?knows ?how?to?spell Triskaidekaphobia.
It's?the?most?common?word used?in?spelling?bees.
I?know?that,
but?there?is?a?reason that?I?spelled... Fucking?idiot.
Fucking?idiots.
Oh,?fuck,?buddy, it's?Coach.
Probably?gonna ream?us?out.
Fuck,?what?does he?want,?buddy?
Who?could?it?be?
Give?your?balls a?tug,?you?titfucker.