Lehiyot Ita (2013–2021): Season 1, Episode 10 - Four Kisses - full transcript

In four days from now,
Pete Heavens

will be arriving to Israel,
especially for you.

He's coming here to take you away
from me, any way you look at it.

I don't want to
get back together with him.

He doesn't want to get
back together with you, either.

So what is he coming here for?
To say goodbye properly.

What good does it do to us, if
he's only coming to say goodbye?

He's coming here with a ring.

Eyal was very impressed with you, and
we just had a singer quit on us.

Sivan.

Hi, it's nice to meet you.
I'm Assaf.



How come you've got all of these
platinum records at home?

Do backup singers
get those, too?

This isn't my house,
it's my ex's.

What's your ex's name?

Your 17 year old daughter have been
drinking wine with her gay teacher.

She didn't do anything.
She's done plenty!

She didn't do anything.

I did.

Meirav.

If you go, it's over between us.

It was over a minute ago. Jerk.

Do you have any idea how much
of my pride I had to swallow,

to come all the way here?

All the way to you,
after what you did to me?



Is your French girl here, too?

Come on, she's not my girl,

she's nothing,
just a little revenge.

You posted a picture of you two
on Twitter,

four days after you broke up.

It's a pretty big revenge.
Does that mean we're even?

Hey, you!

- Me?
- Come here.

Yeah, come here.

I'm a big, big fan of yours.

Now we're even.

Noa, I'm sorry...

Get back in the car.

Why did you come here?

To say a few things,
get a few things off my chest.

We did that.

What else?

What's going on here?

The plane's taking off,
and I'm staying.

Tomorrow night,
you and I will meet up,

and you'll let me know, after you've
thought about it for a second,

and not impulsively,
the way you normally do,

what you've decided.

Tzvika will let you know
when and where.

Decided about what?

"Twitter Trouble: Part 2".

She's With Me.

"Pete Or Amos."

"Oh, merciful God..."

Tomorrow night, when I sleep
on the streets, like a dog,

after Mom kicks me out,

I want you to know
I've loved all of you.

Except you, Assaf.

Tomorrow, when Eyal Golan
comes back from Greece,

and finds out what
I did on his bed,

he'll blacklist me and no one
will ever work with me again.

No one will work
with you anyhow.

No one will kiss you anyhow.

Shelly and I did kiss.
She flipped out afterwards.

"Your Venus: Come outside, now!"

That's because you taste
like a truck driver dike,

you need to disinfect
your mouth with Arak,

if you want someone to kiss you.

Like you're so much better,
just look at you.

What are you doing
here, Vanessa?

She said "Yes".

The wedding will probably be
in June.

One wedding in Los Angeles,
and another by the Western Wall.

Tzvika says he'll be closing
the whole Old City of Jerusalem.

Do you remember
when we went there?

Amos, I'm really sorry it didn't
work out between you guys,

but I need you to know
that it's hopeless now.

They have a strong connection.

You should have seen
how he held her,

how they kissed, so passionately,
and how much she loves him.

Almost as much as I love you.

Vanessa...

You'd better go now.

What? Is this the Grumpy Ward?

When did you get back, Mom?

I was over at Shosh's.

You sister got some bug
into her head,

I don't know what
to do about her.

Why aren't you in Eilat?

Noa and Pete are
getting married.

Vanessa's just told me about it.

We were jinxed! -Oh, please.
Don't "please" me,

all this publicity and pictures
in the paper's jinxed us, Avi.

We need to change
every Mezuzah in the house.

Shosh, do me a favor,
tomorrow morning,

get some sage, and we'll
burn it all around the house.

I also need to find out
which blessings are needed here.

Do you remember when Ronit
gave us a reading...?

Enough with your
superstition festival!

Can't you see the boy is blue?

Hello?

Eyal wants to see you. Come by
the studio, tomorrow at noon.

What for?

What's with the questions?
Shut up and get here!

I'm dying to get out of here,
you have no idea.

Just to get on a plane, to shut off
for two months, and just restart.

Eyal Golan will
kill me tomorrow.

I don't know what to do.
You, too?

What's with all of
these problems?

I'm telling you, we have
change all of the Mezuzahs!

Enough already!

I've had it with your
"rich people problems".

That one's nailed on of the richest
and hottest women in the world,

and he's down. That one's preformed
with Eyal Golan, and look at him!

And that one?

She thinks that if her daughter
likes to kiss girls,

that means she's been jinxed.

Big deal!
What's the big deal, Amalia?

What is it?

So? Is it really that bad?

Dear God, look at the amazing
family you've got here.

And this nonsense is enough
to give you long faces?

I've had it with you guys!

She wants to change
the Mezuzahs...

I wish I had that kind of Mezuzah,
let me borrow it for a while.

I thought he'll never speak to me
again, and this is what happens?

But it's Pete Heavens we're
talking about, he's crazy.

He's always been this way,
that's what you liked about him,

and it's not that crazy,
it took him a while,

but he finally realized
you're the one he wants,

and he's here.
I think it's very romantic.

Noa, how was it,
seeing him again?

Horrible.

It's not fair when we're standing in
front of each other, he knows that.

Everyone totally supports you guys,
there's like 2,000 comments here.

I bet Amos is in shock.
No, no, no.

No, honey,
we're not calling him right now.

Noa, I want us to put an end to this
whole Martin Luther King thing.

You had a wild month, one month,

and what's a month,
compared to two full years,

meaningful years,
unforgettable years, with Pete?

I know you're confused,
I understand that,

but listen to me,
let's focus on what's important.

What's important
right now is Pete.

Right?

So I should just erase Amos
from my memory?

No, that's not what I said.

Why not? That's exactly
what you said, and I agree.

Noa, with all due respect
to that romantic fairy tale,

about the charming poor boy
and the princess, it's enough.

He's not half the man he is.
I didn't say that.

Pete fucking Heavens
has proposed to you,

do you get that?

I mean... I don't know,
I think it's kind of absurd

that I'm sitting here,
so happy for you,

and you're still thinking
about that other guy.

I don't think the fight should
be between Pete and Amos,

but rather, between
Pete and Pete.

You need to decide if you really
want to marry him first, don't you?

- Shut up.
- Shut up?

Bird Brain finally
has something smart to say,

and you're shutting her up?
She's right, honey, she's right.

This isn't about Amos vs. Pete,
it's about Pete vs. Pete.

Okay, so... -Be quiet,
I'll take it from here.

Honey, he says he wants to change,
he says he wants to start fresh,

and I hope that tonight,
after you two get together,

you'll feel the change
in him, too. Okay?

I think it'll calm you down.

What's the most important thing?

No impulsive decisions. Okay?

Let's go.

Karen, Maya, we're out of here.

Bye, honey.

Are you serious? Are you out of your minds?
Not at all.

You deserve it.

You'll go and you'll have fun,
and tomorrow, first thing...

who's going to be in Brazil?

Mommy's little prince!

More like tomorrow night.

You've got two
connection flights, look.

The plane leaves tonight,
you're out of your minds, Dad.

It'll be alright,
we'll get by, don't worry.

I had to get away after my
affair with Gali Atari, too.

You again? -What's with you?
You can choke on your jealousy!

It's the truth!

Didn't I spend two weeks
in Turkey?

She kept calling my mother
19 times a day.

40 times.

My boy...

Okay, that's enough.

You have to get to the airport
by 8 o'clock,

what are you still doing here?
Go home and pack.

No way, he's got some
cleaning up to do.

What's the matter with you?
I'll let him go in a few hours.

He's really going, huh?

Meirav.

Do you know you're
the greatest gift of my life?

I just want you to know that...

Hey, Gitto.

You're late.

I'm sorry, I lost my wallet,

and it took me a while to find a
friend who could give me a lift,

I couldn't get here until then.

Here you go, Gitto.
Thanks, honey.

Gitto...

What does Eyal want from me?

That's between the two of you.

Listen carefully.

You're fired, and Sivan's back
as my backup singer.

It has nothing to do with you,
it's between me and her.

We're sorry for the heartache,
but that's business.

Is everything alright?

It's fine, I told you
he'd take it like a man.

Give him a hug, too.

Relax, we made up
and everything's fine.

I didn't mention
anything to him.

Alright, let's go.
We've got two weddings to go to.

So I'm the only one
who's screwed by this, huh?

Look, we had a verbal agreement,

I already told everyone
we'll be working together.

I think I'm entitled
to some sort of compensation.

Excuse me?

Right, honey,
he does deserve something.

What did you have in mind?

You're recording a
new single, right?

He came home two hours ago,
and hasn't left since.

I want to come see Pete.
Absolutely not,

you're staying to watch to package,
we can't afford any surprises.

He'll be leaving soon,
I want to see him.

I want to take pictures with
him, and talk to him a while.

Talk to him?

Lady, let's get this straight,

as far as he's concerned, despite
what you think happened yesterday,

you're invisible. Is that clear?

Tzvika, you thought Amos
would be invisible to Noa, too,

and you saw what happened.

That's right, but at least Amos is a
little handsome, you've got nothing.

Something's happening.
You're choking him!

He's my son, I don't want
to miss him! Don't go.

Come over tomorrow, I've got Skype,
we can chat with him. There you go.

Amos, tell the Brazilian women
I said Hello.

Tell them that soon...
Shut up, Avi!

I'm just kidding around!

I'm not in the mood
for your jokes!

He left the house
with a big bag.

This day just keeps
getting better.

Will you help Dad at the bakery?

He can kick Assaf out, and I'll
sleep there, if I have to.

Where is he? Didn't he
say he'll be right over?

What's that?

Did anyone call a car service?

What's that car all about?

Where did you get that car?
Listen carefully,

you're my brother, and I only
want what's best for you.

I know I'm usually wrong
and give bad advice,

but I know this isn't the case
this time.

Go to Noa's right now,

tell her you're crazy about her,
and fuck that American guy.

Amos, I was certain Eyal Golan would
make chopped liver out of me,

and look at me now.

The Golan Mobile takes me home,

right after I finished recording
a single with the king himself!

What?

That's right, you oil stain!

You are now officially
the new failure in the family.

Congratulations, honey.

You won't believe the hit
we've got for you!

Come on, let's go to Noa's.

- That's enough, Assaf.
- Amos!

You can't... -Look,
I'm very happy for you, really.

You had your dream come true,
let me have mine.

Your dream's name
is Noa Hollander.

Brazilian girls in thongs.

That's it, it's over, bro.

It didn't work out.

Will you take me to the airport,
or should I ask Dad to take me?

Gilli, can you give us a lift
to the airport?

That's it, Dad.

He's hugging them again.

Dad...

He's really leaving the country.
Tzvika... What have I done?

Make sure the package
makes it to the airport,

and call me as soon as the
magic carpet takes off. Goodbye.

Let's go.

What are those
gorillas doing here?

It's just to give you some privacy,
in case the paparazzi gets here.

Baby...

How are you feeling? -Fine.
Are you sure?

Look at you, Princess...

I want you to know
that no matter what you do,

what you decide, I'm behind you.
Okay?

Come on, let's let him have it.

Limor, get every paparazzi and
journalist over here, right now,

international press included.

We'll be announcing a wedding
in less than an hour.

Vanessa.

Are you insane, you borderline
freak? You almost killed us!

Amos, there's something
I have to tell you.

What are you doing
here, Vanessa?

You creep! He won't go back to you
even if you flip the car over.

Pete and Noa? It's
all because of me.

Tzvika wanted you out of
the way, and I helped him.

We made it look like someone's
broken into Noa's computer,

and we've arranged for him
to come to Israel,

and they're not even engaged.
I mean, he did propose,

but she hasn't said "Yes" yet.

I knew it. I knew it!

I'm sorry, Amos.

I'm really sorry.

And we even ordered
those 3,000 pita breads,

so you guys wouldn't
go to Eilat.

But that doesn't matter now.
Go to her,

and tell her what
you need to tell her,

before she says "Yes".

That's exactly what I said!

They're at 7 Levi st.,
at a restaurant called "Merci".

Come on, let's go there, Amos.

Amos.

Thank you, Vanessa.

I pulled my back because of you,
but whatever. Good job.

Go, team, go!

I was at our...
doorman's wedding last week.

- You were not.
- I was.

You don't even
remember his name.

James' new pilot got butchered
by the critics,

so we decided to crash the
wedding, to cheer him up.

We were completely smashed,
it was... it was hilarious.

Obviously.

Yeah...

While the bride and groom started
their traditional Latin dance,

I was laying on the dance floor,
screaming: "I'm Enrique Iglesias!".

And after I threw up
on myself a little bit,

I looked up at our doorman,
dancing with his new bride,

and I thought to myself,
how is this guy,

who spends two thirds of his
life opening and closing doors,

happier than I am?

And I started to cry.

I swear to God.

But my tears didn't
impress anybody,

and nobody came to my aid.

Only you did.

In my head,
you picked me up off the floor,

and you took me home,
and you put me to bed.

I love you.

Marry me.

You're such a dick.

I know.

Quiet, please!

Get your cameras ready, folks,
you wouldn't want to miss this.

There's a security guard
by the entrance,

plus that wiener,
and I bet there are

a couple of
undercover cops around, too.

This way.

But it's locked.
Nothing's locked.

Move over.
Cough on the count of 3.

1, 2...

Go on, get in.

Good luck, honey. Go.

What are you doing?

Are you trying to get inside?

No way. I'm lost.

Where's the gym in this place?
I bet you know.

Hey, Gitto.

Assaf, get over here, Eyal wants
to give you your new single.

- But now!
- Okay.

I'll just finish doing
something, and I'll be there.

Please, not on the face.
Punch me in the stomach.

Did you enjoy your dinner,
Mrs. Heavens?

Hold on, hold on. Pete, hold on.

Before I'm having a baby,
give me a minute, okay?

I need to go to the bathroom.

Damn...

What are you doing here?

I don't want you
to marry him, Noa.

So what are you doing hiding
in the ladies' room?

I was just about to
come out, but...

So why didn't you?

I didn't want to disturb.
You were practically...

So you decided to wait until we're
finished, and then come out?

I was actually planning
on joining in,

but I was worried the table
won't carry all of our weight.

What do you want from me?
What do I want from you?

I've been waiting for your call
since last night.

For you to come over,
to knock on my door.

Even before,
while Pete was kissing me,

as annoying as it was,
I was thinking about you,

and how much I like
the taste of your lips,

and how much I'll miss
your hugs in the mornings,

and your murals.

But instead, you're hiding
in the ladies' room.

Noa, it's my turn now.

No.

You had your turn.

But someone cut you in line.

Go home.

Noa.

From the moment
you walked into my life,

all I ever heard is
how you're out of my league,

how impossible it is for something
real to ever happen between us.

What's going on? -I've heard
that so many times that I...

Hey, buddy...

Are you fucking kidding me?
Hey, Pete! Pete!

I will destroy you, I'll kill you.
Pete, Pete! Pete!

Stop! Stop! Wait, wait! Wait.

If you love me as much as I love
you, it could work out between us.

It will work out between us.

Hi, Gitto. What's up, bro?

I'm sorry I'm late,
I was tied up in something.

Look what Eyal's
found in his house.

Gitto...

You let me down.

"Eyal Golan and Assaf demo."

Cameras up.

Good luck, everyone.

I'm going in.

It's Amos.

- Well?
- Where is she?

That's it.

It's over.

What? Why?

What's going on, Pete?

Where's Noa?

She's decided she
wants to be alone.

It was her idea.

Hey.

Have a car waiting for me
in fine minutes.

Who the fuck are you?

I'm Vanessa.

We kissed yesterday.

Get the fuck out
of my room, now.

I'm Noa Hollander's best friend.

Imagine how she'll feel
if we sleep together.

Hold the car for 30 minutes.

I love you, Amos Dahari.

I love your money,
Noa Hollander.