Lego Star Wars: The Freemaker Adventures (2016–…): Season 1, Episode 11 - Showdown on Hoth - full transcript

The race for the Kyber Saber Crystals comes to an exciting finish on Hoth.

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[music]

Can't we just enjoy
some family time together

without Naare and her gang
dropping in?

We knew they'd come.
It's the last crystal.

And our last chance to stop Naare
from rebuilding the Kyber Saber.

We're only talking about
the fate of the galaxy here, but...

you know, no pressure.

No pressure at all!

Just another sunny
day for the Freemakers.

Um, actually not so sunny.

We've got major storm
conditions down on Hoth.



Ooh!
Those are the conditions I like!

What are you doing?

- We can't see!
- Neither can they.

My scanners can't pick up
a thing in this storm.

The limitations of technology.

- You said they couldn't see us!
- It was a lucky shot.

Oh! We've lost
the port stabilizer!

ALL: Whoa!

Another lucky shot?

What can I say?
Naare's on a roll.

Just like us.

[title music]

1x11 - Showdown on Hoth

I... can't stop it!



We're out of control!
Especially me!

[music]
[grunting]

- Yes!
- Way to use the Force, little brother!

We're not out of this yet.

I'm still flying blind.
I can't see a thing!

Like that mountain!
Pull up!

Whoo-hoo!
The Force is with us today.

- Look out!
- Waah!

[crashing]
[all grunting]

- Imbeciles!
- That wasn't so bad.

Ooh! But that is!

KORDI: Look at all that
sweet junk down there.

Sure we can't salvage
just a few things?

And then what? We can't go
back to our shop and sell them.

Not while Naare's out there.

I'm the reason she's after us.

- I should do this alone.
- Don't even think it.

Yeah. Freemakers fly together
or they don't fly at all.

KORDI: That's right.

We're close. I feel it.

- The crystal is below us.
- Then below we go.

ALL: Whoa!

ZANDER: Another smooth
landing for Zander Freemaker.

Why couldn't the last crystal be
hidden on a nice, warm, tropical planet?

Uh, guys, my hydraulics
are freezing up.

Okay, Roger. Then stay with
the ship and keep it warm.

Roger, roger!

You guys stay too.
I can do this alone.

No way! The Freemakers freeze
together or they don't freeze at all.

I'd prefer sticking together
without freezing.

- But Zander's right.
- Okay. This way then.

KORDI [shivering]: You
couldn't have landed any closer?

ZANDER: Hey, you're lucky
I was able to land at all.

Cheap on-board heaters. It's
barely above frosty in here.

Hmm, maybe if I power up
the sub-light engines

just a little.
[beeps]

Roger, you are a genius.

Uh-oh. Abandon ship!

Gaah! Oh!

[gasps, panting]

Now I'm not feeling
like such a... genius.

[grunts]

Getting closer.

Closer, maybe, but we sure
aren't getting any warmer.

[screeching]
Did you hear that?

No, my teeth are chattering
too loud to hear anything.

[snarling]
[gasping]

Far be it for me to tell you
how to do your job.

- Good choice.
- But, I mean, if you were asking.

Here it comes.

I mean, can't you use
the Force to find the kid?

That's how it works, right?

You just... hmm...
then you can tell where he is?

I can't sense him.
All I can sense is... fear.

Oh, oh, that's me.
Yeah, I'm loaded with anxieties.

I got anxieties
like nobody's business.

It's not you.

[sighs]
The Freemakers are in danger.

Run! I'll hold this thing off
as long as I can.

[squawking]

Um... or...

He'll hold me?
[mewing]

KORDI, ROWAN: Aww!

- He thinks you're his mother!
- Ha-ha.

But what happens when
his real mother turns up?

- You can exchange parenting tips.
- Come on! The crystal's close.

- Whoa.
- Ah!

[music]

ROWAN: One of those
is the Kyber Saber crystal.

- But which one?
- Yeah.

It's too bad you can't call
the crystals like they call to you.

Huh.
Never thought of that.

[grunting]

- I...
- Yes!

I did it! I got the last
Kyber Saber crystal!

- Yeah! [chuckling]
- Great! Now we can...

[gasps]

Really? I don't even get
to finish the sentence?

KORDI: Hurry!

ZANDER: We're not gonna make it!

Aaah!

- Everybody okay?
- A little snow in my parka, but I'm good.

Good. Feels like I've got
a whole glacier in mine.

[groans]
Oh!

No, wait. It's just this guy.
Eek!

For a thing covered in fur,
he's sure got cold feet.

Let's get back to the ship
and blast off this snowball.

[loud thumping]

[roars]

[sniffing]

[roars, sniffing]

Um, where's our ship?

I see our droid,
but no StarScavenger.

Odds are those two facts
are very related.

Roger? Roger?

Roger!
Where's our ship?

Gen-i-us.

- "Genius"?
- Genius.

Ah, great. His language
circuits are frozen solid.

His vocalizers are stuck,
so he's just going to say...

- Genius!
- ...until they thaw.

- Well, that's just...
- Genius!

Guys, I think I found the ship.

We're standing on it.

[groans] It'll take hours, maybe
days to get it out of there!

We'll freeze if we don't
find shelter fast.

We could hole up in one of those wrecked
walkers, but they're ice cold too.

ROWAN: Is somebody in
that abandoned base?

I don't care. If they've got heat,

I'd be happy to see the Emperor himself.

"Join the Empire and see exotic
planets before we destroy them."

[sighs]
I'd very much like to do that.

Please! I'd rather see
a soft cot and a hot cup of caf.

You know, I thought we were doomed
after the Emperor's museum debacle,

but this assignment is top notch.

Ensign Durpin,
we'll never see action here.

Exactly, Sub-Ensign Plumestriker.

We'll never see anyone here.

Certainly not any Rebels.

[alarm blaring]
Huh? What is it?

A Rebel snowspeeder!
[spits]

[music]

Hyah! Hyah!
Move, tauntauns!

Hyah!

Hyah! Hyah!

- Freeze, Rebel scum!
- ZANDER: Whoa!

Um, we're not Rebels.

- But we've got the freezing part down.
- ROGER: Genius.

- [gasps] You three!
- And you!

Hey, buddy, long time no see!
How've you been?

[gasps]
You three!

- We've already been through that.
- Can we come in now?

Yes! You are under arrest
in the name of the Empire!

What are you doing?
Leave them out there to freeze!

Sir, this is your chance to climb
back up the Imperial chain of command.

This is Hoth Base One.
We've captured...

I don't want that chance!

You don't know
what you're saying, sir.

I know exactly what I'm saying.
For instance, I just said,

"I know exactly what I'm saying!"
You see?

- I get it.
- Genius.

- Actually, quite the opposite.
- You three, get out of here!

Go back to where you
came from. Out, out, out!

[blowing raspberry]
[grunts]

I'm doing this
for your own good, sir!

Not on my watch, you're not!

- Whoa!
- Careful with that thing!

[bites]
Ow!

- Ow!
- High command!

We've apprehended three dangerous
criminals at Hoth Base One!

Please send backup!

I repeat, three dangerous criminals
and a rusty Clone Wars-era battle droid!

- Request backup!
- That's the Freemakers.

They're at
the abandoned Rebel base!

Get it off, and I won't demote you!
Get it off!

You can't demote me any
lower than sub-ensign, sir.

Get it off! Get it off!
Get it off!

- Get it off!
- Hey!

Plumestriker, get it off!
Get it off!

Aaah!
[whines]

[jabbering]
[roars]

O-ho, dear.
[roaring]

[babbling, shouting]

[gasps, shouts]
[whimpering]

They grow up so fast, then they just
leave without even saying good-bye.

- Genius.
- We're not out of this yet.

You can bet Naare and Graballa
intercepted Plumestriker's call.

Which means they're
coming for the crystal,

and we need to get ready for a fight.
[music]

Yeah, they're coming,
all right. All of them.

So let them come.

We've got tools,
and, Rowan, you have the Force.

Maybe we can whip up
a few... surprises.

[music]

[roaring, screaming]

Yeah!

- Genius.
- Thanks, Roger!

Wait, was that...

Never mind. I'm taking
the compliment either way.

[computer chiming]

Hmm. Rowan's Force skills
are improving.

- Light 'em up!
- Genius!

Their shooting skills
aren't too shabby either.

Welcome to Freemaker Base.
[music]

Oh! We're going down!
Wait! Where's the safe...

- Does this thing have safety cushions?
- Nope.

Look! The StarScavenger!

You've got company.

- Ready tow cable.
- Ready.

ZANDER: Now!

[gasps]

Whoa!

- ROWAN: Yahoo!
- KORDI: Nice roping, Rowan!

I've gotta get a snowspeeder.
This thing is a rush to fly!

Whoa!

I can't hold it! We're going down!
[alarm beeping]

I've been waiting
a long time for this.

Targeting!
Maximum firepower!

[all cheering]
Yeah!

- So therapeutic.
- Genius!

We're not done!

[music]

- We need to move!
- Genius!

Aaah!

- No!
- Kordi!

[groans] I'm okay, but
we need to go before...

Before I grace you with my presence?
Mmm, too late.

Nowhere to run.
Nowhere to hide.

- Give me the crystal.
- Never!

Oh, Rowan,
you poor deluded child.

- You know you can't beat...
- Aaah!

[screaming]

[growls]

I don't think she saw us.
[comlink buzzing]

- Of course I saw you.
- Blast!

Come out, Rowan. You can't
stay in there forever.

And you can't beat me in a fight.
[sighs]

I have a generous offer for you.

Give me the last crystal, and you
and your siblings may walk away.

What a pile of poodoo.
We can fight our way out of this.

- We can't.
- We can!

Even if, then what?
Naare's never going to give up.

If we took her offer,
we could go home again.

Back to the Wheel.
Isn't that what we really want?

Rowan, if Naare gets that saber,
nobody's home will be safe.

Yeah. She can kiss a Sarlacc.

Guys, I know what I have to do.

Could we hurry this up?

I mean, I know I look good
in this, but this ensemble

features fashion over
function, you know what I mean?

- I'm freezing my tail off out here!
- Patience.

We will soon have the last crystal.

I thought so.
Just checkin'.

You win. Take it.

[gasps]

At last. Finally!
[laughs]

My mission is complete!

Ah, I can feel the power
flowing through me.

That... is... something.

Behold the awesome
might of the Kyber Sa...

Eh...

Oh, is it supposed to do that?

If so, you need to rethink
how you use the word "awesome."

Yeah, you're robbing it
of its meaning through overuse.

The crystal. It was...

Ha! Ice.
The kid duped you.

[screaming] Nooo!

[laughs]
Pretty slick, Rowan.

I just wish I could've
seen Naare's face.

Genius!

And I really mean that this time.

My language processor
finally thawed out.

We won.
But what now?

We can never go home.

As long as we're together,
that's our home.

ZANDER: Exactly. Pick a star,
any star, and we'll go there.

You guys pick.

I'm gonna take Roger into the
back and check his circuits.

I wouldn't say no to a hot oil bath.

- How about Kamino?
- Hmm, too moist.

- Tatooine?
- Too dry.

[chiming] The cargo
bay doors are opening.

Is that Rowan?

Zander. Kordi.

The crystals called to me,
not you guys.

It's my duty to keep them safe.

Rowan Freemaker, you fly that Ugly
right back here this instant!

I can't, Kordi.

If the Freemakers
keep flying together,

we're not going to fly at all.

- ZANDER: What are you saying?
- Rowan, don't do this.

I'm sorry. You guys have been the best

brother and sister
a kid could ever have.

I love you,
but I have to go.

BOTH: Rowan!

[music]

[sighs]

So, what are we doing exactly?

We're keeping them safe, Roger.

We're keeping everyone safe.