Las Vegas (2003–2008): Season 4, Episode 2 - Died in Plain Sight - full transcript

(male announcer)
Previously on Las Vegas...

You do feel the same way
about me, don't you?

Yes.

He probably found out
Danny and Delinda

were sleeping together again.

Is that true?

You know what, Delinda?
I don't wanna talk about this.

Karim Sharif
is very much alive.

One of my whales won't leave
the Montecito's Hawaiian Villas.

I have to go to Hawaii.

Where's your manager?



Crap.

I didn't kill her.

I'm sorry,
who are you?

Uh, your client's attorney.

I'm leaving town
for a little while.

You're going after Sharif,
aren't you?

Sam, I'm in love with you.

What?
What?

Now what?

Let's see what happens.

I need your help
to open this file.

Can you access it?

Oh, my God.

Are you here on business
or pleasure?



Pleasure.

Enjoy your journey,
Monsieur Traherne.

Thank you. Merci.

Pas de quoi.

[beep]

[beeping]

Got a hit.

He just went through
passport control in Marrakech.

Do we have someone
at the Marrakech airport?

Yeah. Com line's open now.

[beeping]

Subject is a Caucasian male,

traveling
on a Canadian passport

under the name
Alan Traherne.

You ever been there?
Marrakech?

No.

I've been there twice.

I went the first time

because of the song.

What song?

You know, Crosby, Stills,
and Nash.

Rock the Casbah?

Never mind.

[suspenseful music]

*

Hey.

Hot, isn't it?

I'm certain we have something
you would like, monsieur.

I don't think--
I'm just lookin' around.

They say if it cannot be found
in the souk,

it does not exist.

Right.

Well, I am looking
for something in particular.

But, uh, it's quite rare.

[engine rumbles]

They say if it cannot
be found in the souk,

it does not exist.

We lost him.

(Mike)
Wow, you see this?

[Sam squeals]

These e the hundred biggest
whales in the world.

Oh, my God.
Look at this.

Addresses, phone numbers,
personal e-mails.

Wives, girlfriends,
likes, dislikes.

Like a Playmate profile.

Turn-ons: ambition,
white teeth.

Turn-offs:
smokers, mean people.

The problem is
the headings are there,

but the info
is grayed out.

Yeah, well, un-gray it.

Whoa, whose hands are those?

Just a sec.

Wha--

Shannon, has anyone
ever told you

you have the touch
of an angel?

Do you think this
is inappropriate?

I mean, at work.

Inappropriate is using

the Montecito's already
overextended health plan

for a series of unnecessary
chiropractic visits.

Oh, oh, oh.

No, what you're doing
is purely therapeutic.

Sam, I can't break
the second layer of encryption.

I'd say whoever sent you this
has a pretty good idea

of what turns you on.

Wait, what's this number

at the bottom
of the file right here?

Sam.

(Mike)
I don't know.

Well, can you
figure it out?
Sam.

Hold it just one second.

It could be anything.

Sam?
What?!

See, the last three numbers

are 8-0-8.

That's--that's our area code.

I think it's a local number
printed backwards.

Yeah?

Belongs to a Natalie Ko.

Number one real estate broker
on Oahu.

'Scuse me.

Do you know where I can find
human resources?

You're on the completely
wrong floor.

Why don't you follow me?

I'm sorry.

This place is just
so big and confusing.

You looking for a job?

Applying for one.

Hope. Hope.

You know, jobs at the Montecito
don't just grow on trees.

You realize that.

Well, I've only been
in town for a few days,

and I didn't realize
how expensive everything was,

and I--

I really, really need
this job.

[sighs]

What?
I was just thinking.

Yes?

What would a girl like you
do for a job

at a multi-billion-dollar
resort?

Well...

I guess I'd do
just about anything.

* You say you got
all the sordid details *

* Check-out retail

* Watch it sell

* Yeah, j-j-j-juicy

[Delinda giggles]

You're sure that Sharif
has not been to Morocco at all?

Not for 20 years.

And this you know
for a fact?

For a fact.

Safe journey, my friend.

Thank you.

I think "innocent job-seeker,
mean boss" is my favorite.

Not as good as the "helpless
hospital patient,

naughty night nurse,"
but it'll do in a pinch.

Oh, we're gonna be late
for at thing.

Ow!

I know you're all
busy people,

and this isn't something
that any of us

would choose to do.

But it's an important subject,
and it's a growing problem,

not just in our business,
but across the nation.

[quietly]
You are 35 minutes late,

and it doesn't look
good, Danny.

I'm sorry.

Well, how's it going,
everybody?

I'm Myles Sue?o.

And, uh, I'm your
group leader.

I'm also an attorney,

but mostly,
I'm just a dude.

[Myles chuckles]

Okay, then.

I am here to welcome
all of you

to the Montecito's executive
sexual harassment seminar.

(Sam)
So, Natalie, how do you know
so many high-rollers?

About 90% of the world's
largest whales are Asian.

Most of the rest
are Aussies.

And almost all of them
have second homes in Hawaii.

How are the higher interest
rates affecting

your local market
around here?

My buyers tend
to pay in cash,

so I'm having
my best year ever.

You?

External factors barely affect
my bottom line.

Gamblers gamble.

That's what they do.
Hm.

Listen.

I'm not wearing
any sunscreen.

Maybe we could cut
to the chase.

Why would you send me
a flash drive with the names

of all the biggest players
on the planet?

Checking me for a wire?

No, but it's not
a bad idea.

Why the list?

Because I knew it would
get your attention.

And because you have
something I want.

Why don't you tell me
what I have to do

for the rest
of that information?

I'm sure Brian's telling you

he didn't kill
that girl.

But he's lying.
How do you know?

Because he nearly did
the same thing

to three other girls.

So it's just locals looking out
for each other, huh?

It's like that for us
in Vegas too.

So you want me
to back down?

You, Benny Youngs,
Vic Manning.

Walk away.

How do you know Vic?

Went out with him twice,
slept with him once.

You?

Somethin' like that.

Listen, so if I get
everybody

to dump Brian Rogers,

I get the flash drive?

You get the key
to the kingdom.

[laughs]

Okay, so let's recap, huh?

Um, employee fraternization.

Anybody know what it means?

Go.

It's when two people

who work together
are having sex,

whether everybody else knows
about it or not.

Right!

And--and remember,
a hotel casino

is no different
than any other workplace.

We could be selling, uh,

paperclips or hamburgers
or widgets.

While it's not
strictly forbidden,

a sexual relationship

between two
consenting parties

who are working together
isn't just

an exercise
in bad judgment.

Four out of five

don't work out.

And trust me,

they're a huge mess
to clean up.

So remember, people.

Vegas, it's a big town.

There are plenty of fish
in the desert.

Describe her bikini
to me.

Is she smokin' hot
in person?

Did she mention my name?

All right--
You talk about her

like she's some kind
of goddess.

Do you know how long
I've been trying

to get a meeting
with Natalie Ko?

Just for the real estate
contracts alone.

You know she thinks
Brian's guilty, right?

Yeah, did kinda seem like
he was lying.

Why, does Natalie want me
to dump him?

Because I will dump him.

Dude, don't you have some sort
of lawyerly duty

to stand by your client?

Brian Rogers is a big, fat haole
with a bad attitude.

Plus, his retainer check
bounced.

Yeah, but what if he's
innocent?

I'm not fully following
you here.

Do you want a mai tai?

Benny.

You're not exactly instilling
a ton of confidence right now.

Okay.

So...

How did she wear her hair?

Did she blow-dry it straight,

or did she leave it curly,
or did she crimp it?

Okay, we're gonna need
reinforcements.

Okay, any questions?
Anybody have questions?

Yeah, go ahead.

What if a couple of employees,
guys or girls,

or a group, or whatever,

went upstairs,

got a little scene going,

???

Myles can address to take
specific situations videos?

on a one-to-one basis
after the general meeting.

Okay.

If there are no more
questions--

Uh, as you all know,
Ed Deline is at home

recuperating from some injuries,
and he's unable

to be here
with us today.

But he has sent along
a few questions.

Oh, well, yeah.

That's what this whole process
is all about

is give and take.

So you wanna read
the questions, or--

Actually, he recorded them
for playback.

(Ed over P.A.)
So my office has
a private bathroom.

A lot of people know
the door sticks,

and sometimes it swings open
a little bit.

Say I'm in there
and someone comes

in my office,
and they spot me

dropping off a couple friends
in the pool.

[laughter]

How is that harassment?
How?

Okay, uh--

I think that's--
I think that's good.

Uh, thank you.
Good stuff.

Thanks for coming.
Uh, we're done.

(Ed)
Question two.

A lotta people like
to hug me.

Admittedly, I'm a very huggable
type of person.

Again, is it my fault
that I have

this warm,
huggable quality?

I ask you,
how could that be my fault?

How could that be
harassment?

Give me one good reason
to believe you.

I was passed out.

And look at me.

I'm way too much of a pussy
to kill anybody.

That's original.

Not compelling.

Don't you bail on me,
Sam Marquez.

I will go straight over
to Mandalay Bay.

I swear, girlfriend,
you will never make

another penny off me.

What, are you taking
my picture?

Listen, I might be
a douche bag.

But I'm not a murderer.

Mahalo, Brian.

Sam, buddy!

Hello?

Everybody knows.

You saw the way
they were lookin' at us.

Well, who cares who knows?

Oh, come--

While your dad's away,
I'm in charge, okay?

I'm supposed to be setting
an example, okay?

The whole thing
is a joke, Danny.

People should just behave,

and we wouldn't need
stupid seminars.
Oh, okay.

And make a new
surveillance schedule,

and e-mail it to me.
Okay.

Are you into the whole
group sex thing now?

No, not for years.

It's just that guy Myles
was such a dweeb,

I just wanted to see him
squirm a little.

Well, what do you--
what do you think we should do

about this whole employee
fraternization thing?

Here's what we should do.

Mmm.

You're my boyfriend.

And I don't care
who knows it.

All right, upstairs
in 15 minutes.

Make it ten.
Okay.

Have a safe trip.

Thanks.

And call me if you're bored
or anything.

I will.

What's this?
You and Shannon?

You learned nothing
from that seminar?

Uh, pot calling kettle.
Look who's talking.

Mine was a pre-existing
condition, okay?

This stuff was
in the works before--

Whatever, man.

So what's going on
with the dead stripper?

I gotta go to Hawaii.

No, you don't.

Yeah, well, Rogers won't pay
his markers.

His room is still
a crime scene,

and it's costing us
about 20 grand a day.

Sam needs me.

Why do you get to go?

You gotta stay here and manage
all this glory.

So, uh, hey.

Any word from Ed?

Nope, nope, nothing.

Check it--this one...

or this one?

Dude. I wou--

You know what?

Haters can't be choors.

Okay. Well, have fun.
I'll see ya.

That's "mahalo," Danny.

[jet engine]

Now, this is without a doubt
the most hideous shirt

I have ever seen.

That's a man, right?

You know, I could turn around
and go right back home.

Wow.

To think I missed
a sexual harassment seminar

for all this.

Yeah, well...

(Mike)
Hand me your phone.

No.

Just watch my work
there, Sam.

Thank you.

'Scuse me, ma'am.

Do you do any outcall,

or you just
work the stroll?

Where'd you learn
the street talk?

Quiet.

I follow the dollar.

Oh, you do?

You ever see
this guy before?

That's a 20.

I forgot to hit the ATM.

That's amazing.

I've got 5, 10--

Wait, I think I got--

Keep it.

You can buy yourself
a new shirt.

I-I don't--

Everybody knows Brian.

He ever hit you?

Hit me?

A ten-year-old girl
could kick Brian's ass.

Did he ever rough up
any of the other girls?
Nah.

Brian did his business
in about two minutes.

Sometimes he likes his girls
to dress up in outfits,

but he barely pays attention.

Eeech.

What kind of outfits,
exactly?

All that fat haole cares
about is real estate.

Hmm.

Uh, excuse me.
Hey.

No, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Why'd you give that
woman money?

Oh, we were just--
Oh!

You freaky couples
comin' in from the mainland,

thinking anything goes, huh?

Oh, no, officer.
It's not--it's not--

Okay, hold on.
It's fine.

On the wall, you.

Wait, officer, wait.

Check her I.D.

Where am I gonna--
where you think that...

[engine revs]

So how was Morocco?

Great.

I was there for all
of 35 minutes.

[Hawaiian music]

(Sam)
Michael.
Yes.

You know I care
about you, right?
Yeah?

When's the ugly shirt
madness gonna end?

Listen, listen.

Just 'cause you
flashed a cop

to keep us
from gettin' arrested

don't mean you
can bash my gear.

And I know this is hot.

(Mike)
And while you were getting
a massage this morning--

Mm-hmm?

I was at the County Hall
of Records.

Great.
What are we doing here?

What can make a man forget
all about female companionship,

even companionship
he paid for?

Homosexuality.
Focus.

Money, money.

Even better.

What's better than money?

The basis
of the capitalist system

of which we are
a vital part.

Can I buy a vowel?
I don't--

Land!

Ownership of land.

Brian Rogers owns this land?

There you go.

And remember what
that chick said?

All he really cared about
was real estate.

And if you call in
his markers,

he's gotta sell it.

So, this is vacant land.
There's no power.

There's no sewers.
There's no roads.

That's right, but the adjacent
property has all of that.

You combine the two,

and they'd be worth
close to $50 million.

Guess who owns that?

No, she does not.
Natalie Ko?

Natalie Ko.
Mm-hmm.

You thinkin'
what I'm thinkin'?

Yes, we need to buy this
out from under Brian

and se it to Natalie.

I'm thinkin' Natalie framed
Brian Rogers

for the stripper's murder
so she can get this land.

And we should help him.

You know, either or.

Whatever.

Where you going?

I'm goin' with you.

(cab driver)
Where to?

Hoover Dam.

That is a very long trip, sir.

Yeah, and so is Morocco.
Just keep drivin'.

[gun cocks]

(Danny)
Whoa, E--uh--

Ed, what are you--
Hey.

What the hell
did you do?

Nothing, I swear.

How do they know
you're alive?

I don't know.

[sighs]

You know, it's not
gonna take long

for them to find you.

How long?

I don't know.

Days, maybe hours.

This must be Danny.

I like him much better
for Delinda

than that doctor.

H-how did you know--

Just shut up.

He likes you.

That's why he's so tough
on you.

Danny, this is, uh,
Karim Sharif.

You know, Ed,
this is a very bad time

for me to be going
out of town.

I'm starting a new business.

Maybe you didn't quite
understand me.

They're coming
to kill you, Karim.

Listen to this.

Mob Tours of Vegas.
Ah?

We take you
to the sights

of Vegas' most notorious
murders.

40 bucks a head.

I just bought
a double-decker bus.

I thought I told you
to stay dead.

You have surveillance cameras
on the door, right?

This isn't Vegas, Mike.

But we do have one camera
in that tree.

So no one came in or out
except for the dead girl?

Right, we have a video of her
going in, but that's it.

You smell really good.

Step off, or I'll shoe you
in the sack.

How did he eat?

He must've ordered food
every day.

We'd leave the room service cart
outside his door.

He'd wheel it in himself,
out when he was done.

How 'bout the maid?
Maids.

Plural.
Twice a day.

It's a big room.

We need the tapes
from that camera.

(Ed)
Okay, it's safe to talk.

(Danny)
So why is Sharif in Vegas?

Jillian?

Jillian.

I guess she's outside.

Uh, 'cause I hid him here.

I thought you killed him.

The company wanted me
to kill him

about 20 years ago.

But it was a setup.

You know, the guy
did some things,

but he didn't do
what they said he did.

How do you know that?

I really don't know
for certain,

but I didn't wanna
take a chance

on killin' an innocent guy.

So what do we do now?

What we will do now

is keep the Sharif under wraps
for a little while

so those two geniuses
don't spot him.

I'm workin' on something.

You do know that whethey
find out that Sharif's in Vegas,

they're gonna kill you, too.

Yeah, I know.

What are you d--
They're gonna spot you.

What are you doing?
Yeah, I know.

[Hawaiian music]

Okay, here we are the night
of the alleged murder.

(Mike)
First the stripper goes in.

Then, notice the maids
going in.

(Sam)
Yeah?

The stripper's still inside,
presumably alive.

Right. Now.

36 minutes later,

the maids come out.

(Benny)
So?

Because the stripper's
the maid.

(Mike)
It's the same girl.

So one maid and a stripper

killed the other maid
and left her

in Brian's bed.

That's--that's gonna be
hard to prove.

So what about the maids
who went in?

Imposters--
hotel management verified

that neither one of them
worked at the Montecito.

I'll take it
to the D.A.

Should create enough doubt
to get Brian released.

Great.

[cell phone rings]

There you go.

It's Danny.

Hey, I think we just got
Sam's whale off the hook.

She says hi,
by the way.

(Danny)
Good. Come home.

Uh, I was gonna spend
a couple of days here

at the beach.

Are you still drunk-dialing
that lieutenant

in the paramedics?

Yeah, she's still
on speed dial.

What's this all about?

I can't talk about it
on the phone, but it, uh,

it's important,
so I need you to get back here.

I'm on my way.

Thought you weren't coming back
for a few days.

You wearin' my hat?

Right out of the hospital,
and off you go,

who knows where.

Yeah.

Hey, girl.

[groans]

Oh, she needs
some new shoes.

I'll call the farrier.

ybe you need
some new shoes.

I don't wanna go shopping.

Excuse me, I--I don't believe
I ever heard that.

It's the Montecito
or the agency.

Not both.
And I mean it.

I happened to get shot
at the Montecito.

The CIA had nothing
to do with that.

Then retire from everything.

And do what?

I don't know.
Enjoy life.

Take me to see the world.

I've seen the world.
It's a little overrated.

Well, you could try
acting your age.

Yeah, like that's
gonna happen.

Right?

Is that gonna happen?

Did you know the default milk
in a latte

is skim now?

They don't even ask.

Yeah, it's better for ya.

I hate skim milk.

I mean, what's this country
coming to?

Maybe after we lost him,

he bailed out of Morocco
altogether.

Or maybe Deline's dead.

Worse things could happen.

Nah, just for yuks,
I had the NSA bird

shoot some video

on its last pass
over Vegas.

When was this?

Five minutes ago.

Ed Deline and his
lovely wife.

What, are you gonna
slap me again?

Why'd you have to shove it
in my face?

What about you and Casey?

First of all, Casey's gone.
All right?

So there is no more
"me and Casey."

And second of all,
before we even contemplated

starting anything,
Casey went to Sam and told her.

I never got mad
about you and Jake,

and I don't see where
you get off getting mad

about Delinda.

Jake was never your friend.

And I'm not...mad
about Delinda.

I'm mad that neither one of you
respect me enough

to tell me the truth.

Excuse me.

(Sam)
How 'bout we make a cash deal

for the rest
of what's on here?

If I wanted money,
I would've given you a figure.

So why'd you help him?

Oh...

Because Brian's
a douche bag.

But he's not a killer.

He's my client.

Loyalty's overrated,
don't you think?

Maybe.

It's the one thing
I don't put a price on.

It's a shame.
I heard he owed you $6 million.

$6.5 million.
What do you mean, "owed?"

You didn't hear?

Rogers defaulted
on his markers

to the Montecito.

He filed Chapter 11
this morning.

Guess that'll hold up
his property for a while, huh?

I'm a patient woman.

I do admire
your persistence.

So, uh, you planning on hanging
out for a while?

You know, there's a lot
to see here.

No, after I tell the police
that I'm pretty sure

you're a murderer,
I gotta get back to Vegas.

My clients need me.

You ever thought
of selling real estate?

You know,
you'd be great.

Yeah?

Yeah.

I don't know.
Too much ass-kissing.

[energetic funk music]

*

Hey, Mary.

Why didn't you have
the decency to tell me?

Now's not exactly
the best time

for us to chat.

Take a walk!

I thought you
weren't talking to me.

Oh, I'm not talking
to you.

I am yelling at you!

You know what?

I'm tired of walking
on eggshells around you.

Danny wanted
to marry you.

You gave him
his ring back.

It's over.

You don't have dibs
on him anymore,

so get over it.

Poor Derek.

He never even
saw it coming.

Well, maybe poor Derek
and poor Mary

should get together
and trade sob stories.

You'd like that,
wouldn't you?

I swear, you are just...

pathological.

Now you're talking
out of your ass.

(Ed)
Oh, hey.

Hey.

So, how did--
how'd it go in Hawaii?

Did you get things handled?

Yeah, turns out Brian Rogers
is innocent.

Ah, good.

Hey, um--

how 'bout that sexual
harassment thing?

You play my tape?

Of course.

Wait, I thought you were
supposed to be out of town.

Am I being fired, guys?

Mike, you know that we trust you
like family, right?

And we're gonna need
your help with something.

So whatever's said
from this moment forward,

uh, will remain
between us.

Yes, absolutely.

Good.

As you, uh,
may have heard,

I was with the CIA.

Wow, Mr. D.

That--I mean--
I've always known.

Even as a valet,
you'd hear whispers, but--

I mean, to hear you actually
admit it.

It's just--

Save it.

Right.

There was a--a man

that I was ordered
to eliminate.??????

And for various reasons,??????

Karim Sharif is alive
and here in Las Vegas.

Okay.

So what do I gotta do?

You want me to tap
into Sharif's computer?

ot safe
for you here.

We gotta move you.

(Sharif)
How do I know
you won't kill me?

Because I coulda done that
a hundred times.

Just pack a bag
and meet me tonight.

Okay.

But in a public place.

(Ed)
Fremont Street Experience.

11:00.

That's it.

Number one's on schedule.

Copy.

(Jinks)
Two for one.

You think they'll give me
a medal?

(Lennox)
Stay focused.

You're no fun.

You ready?

All set.

[screaming]

(man)
Oh, my God, he's been shot!

Somebody call
an ambulance!

(woman)
What happened?

Oh, my God.

[sirens wail]

(Mike)
Let's go.

I didn't think
he had the balls.

If you're gonna yell at me,

can it at least wait
till tomorrow?

I'm a little jetlagged.

How do you know
I'm gonna yell at you?

'Cause I hear you
yelling at everyone.

Everyone who deserves it.

Well, what did I do?
That's just it, Mike.

Nothing.

You never do anything.

So you're mad at me
'cause I didn't do anything.

You knew about Danny
and Delinda,

and you never said
one thing to me.

Don't you think this whole
confronting everybody

at work thing
is a little ridiculous?

Why didn't you tell me?

'Cause it wasn't
my place to, Mary.

And I didn't want
to hurt you.

Ha.

No.

No, this is not about you
not wanting to hurt me.

You can't take the risk

that somebody might not
like you, can you?

Okay, now you're trippin'.

You would rather
not say anything

than take the chance
that somebody

might get mad
at Mike Cannon.

You really that insecure?

I think we should stop now
before we both say something

that we can't take back.

Oh, yeah?
Yeah.

You're on notice, Mike.

It's not okay
to be Switzerland anymore.

Wh--

[sighs]

You got something
to tell me?

Yeah, yeah.

Um--

You're wearing
a $99 suit.

Look, Lennox.

It's over.
You know it's over.

All right, I just had
to hear it from you.

You know, there is--
there is a question

that has been
on my mind.

Why?

I mean, why is it
that you wanted

this guy dead so bad?

Van Allen. Gans.

Van Allen and Gans?

What, are you out
of your mind?

I know for a fact

this guy had nothing to do

with killin'
either one of them.

Oh, well, I guess
it's a little late for that.

What's done is done, right?
That's right.

It's all over.

Yeah, it is all over.

I'm out.

Why?

Because you finally
did your job?

Because I did
what you couldn't.

We coulda terminated
that subject

anytime we wanted to.
Really.

Why didn't you, then?

Why didn't you, punk?

Okay, then.

My contract is fulfilled.

As of this moment,
my employment agreement

with the agency
is cancelled.

Ed...

if we need you,
we're gonna call on you.

That's how it's always been.

How it always will be.

Why don't you take
your little Fluffy here

and get the hell out
of my office?

You've done your country
a great service.

Save your lies for Congress.

(Danny)
I'd like to thank you all
for coming.

Uh, first of all,
I would like to apologize

for that seminar
the other day.

It was, uh, confusing,

lame, stupid, mostly just
a waste of our time.

That said,
I'll be brief.

Uh, first things first.

Delinda Deline,
will you come up here, please?

Delinda is my girlfriend.

Wow, girlfriend.

Yeah, anybody got
a problem with that?

No? Good.

Okay, that'll be all.

Okay, second, the Montecito
doesn't sell widgets.

We sell dreams.

Dreams of sex and booze
and promises of riches.

So there is a lot
of temptation around here.

But let's not pretend
it doesn't exist.

Okay, here are the rules.

Guys, don't be creepy.

You ask a girl out,
she says no,

that's it.

Women, there's a difference
between a guy

being a jerk
and sexual harassment.

Okay? So use common sense.

You got plenty of it.

Gay or straight,
young or old,

the golden rule
is the standard.

Just--you know,
just do unto others.

Okay? Oh, and for the
knuckleheads

who won't or can't
help themselves,

just come to me
or Kathy Burson,

and we'll take care of it.

All right, that's it.
Thanks.

[upbeat ck music]

[cheers]

Hey, so what did you tell
the G-men?

Oh, well, I was very
contained.

I told 'em I was out
for good,

and would they please
leave my hotel.

I almost blew it,
though,

because I wanted to hit

that little bastard again
so bad.

Do you think
they bought it?

Hey, I'm a pretty good
actor, you know.

[siren]

[siren]

[cheers]

Well, it's the truth.

All right.
You guys have fun.

Sam.

Ohh.

Vic.Yeah.

Hi.
Hi.

What are you doing here?

I told you.
I'm in love with you.
Go home.

Hear me out, 'cause I've
thought this through.

You are smart and beautiful
and independent.

Okay, first of all,
I know all these things.

Second of all, yes,
I realize we hooked up.

But it wasn't that great.

And honest, did I mention
scrupulously honest?

Which is--which is not
really a chick-like trait.

Yeah, that's great.
So I'm the perfect woman.

Now, leave.

You're also kinda mean.
I'm not mean.

Hawaiians are very
mellow people.

They have taught me
patience and humility.

I can take mean.

Really?

Hmm.

You really think
I'm that mean?

Doesn't really matter.

I can totally handle it.

In fact...I kinda dig it.

Good. Okay.

Hmm.

I'm gonna try
and say this

in the nicest way
that I know how.

I think that you
should go back to Hawaii.

'Cause if you don't,

I will have Ed Deline
kill you.

I waited a long time
for my big brother

to dump you, Sam.

I'm not just walking away.

Casey did not dump me.

When he sells this place,
I will make sure

you have a soft landing.

Sells to who?

When?

Sleep with me,
and I'll tell you.

Okay.

You mean it?

Mm-hmm.

Start talking,
or the deal's off.

[Kelly Clarkson's Walk Away]