Las Vegas (2003–2008): Season 4, Episode 11 - Wagers of Sin - full transcript

"Casino operations, restaurants,
and retail establishments

show sustained growth
in line with projections... "

Yada, yada, yada...
What about us?

While losses from theft,
employee-based or otherwise...

Casino operations
suffered the smallest loss

in ten years!

We're just doing it
to it, baby.

Congratulations, Polly.

Manicurist of the year.

Oh, thank you
for make framing.

Yeah, I finally beat Suzie
from Venetian.



Win big award.

B.F.D.

What's wrong?

Award meaningless
when life pointless.

Guy trouble?

Chul Ho leave me.

Take magic finger
and walk out door.

Why?

I say something
about marriage, he flip out

like the time I put fist
in bad place, get stuck.

Ooh.

I'm so sorry.

Maybe you should take
some time off?

I cannot stop working!



Well, just a few days.

You know,
pull yourself together.

Suddenly mani-pedi
seem so empty.

No thank you.

Excuse me.

Hi, would you guys like a tour
of the Montecito's

last remaining
residential suite?

Actually-
I know what you're thinking.

We're gonna make you watch
some boring video presentation,

followed by a face-to-face
with some greasy guy

in a plaid jacket
just to get some freebies

Actually, I-no.
Muffin?

We don't need cheesy come-ons
to wrangle our guests

into some high-pressure
sales pitch.

One trip up that elevator,
and I think you'll see

that the Montecito residences,
well, they sell themselves.

Actually, where's
the nearest ladies' room?

I think my wife's
gonna hurl.

Housekeeping!

Seen this yet?

The monthly shrinkage report...
yeah.

And?

And what?

It took two of you guys
to give me paperwork

I've already seen?

You, you just can't come out
and say we're doing

a great job, can you?

Um, genius number two,
do you feel the same way?

This report does show
virtually no theft at all

on the entire property.

It would be nice to get
a little recognition.

Yeah, listen, when those
pencil pushers in accounting

analyze security,
that's one thing.

But security experts, you know,
they use their guts.

That's something no accountant
can quantify.

So, let's summarize,
reports are meaningless

and we're not doing
a great job.

Just listen to me
for a second.

Every day down here, millions
of dollars exchange hands.

Right.
Okay.

And every transaction
is an opportunity

for outright theft.

You guys are sitting
in your nice office

on your fat duffs,
and you're looking

at 1,500 cameras, and you go
"wow, look at this!

I caught a guy
past-posting these chips. "

And you come down here,
and you want a compliment.

Well, you know what,
you guys are damn good.

Wow.

Okay, you think
you can do better?

Do I think?
Do I think?

The right pair of eyes
knowing where to look,

I know it.
Uh, really?

Would you like to make
a friendly wager on that?

By God, I'd love to.

Really? Okay.
Yeah.

All right,
here's the bet.

24 hours, the guy who finds
the most fraud

or cheating wins.

We're in.
What are the stakes?

You know, uh,
I'm a little short this month.

Oh, don't worry.

If you think I'm playing
for cash

with you two pikers,
you're out of your mind.

How 'bout your parking spot
for a month?

Oh, listen to Mikey,
he's back in again.

Okay, in the unlikely event

that one of you
two rocket scientists

should win this thing,
you've got my parking spot.

What do I get?

Two losers take the bus.

No, no, I ain't taking
a bus.

Okay, you lose, you have to park
in the employee structure

on the unreserved level
for a month.

Done... and done.

Bet starts now.

You got nothing,
do ya?

What are you talking about?

My money's on Mike.

Who told you?

Knowledge is power,
Danny.

Smart money says that
Mike Cannon is gonna kick ass.

Care to make it interesting?

Always.

Okay, I win,
you wash my car, by hand.

If Mike wins,
I'll wash yours.

In Daisy Dukes?

You?
Oh, no.

You.

So you wanna play it
like that? Oh, yeah.

Well, I was just over
at The Playboy Club

over at The Palms.

Nice. You lose, you
dress up as a bunny.

I like it.
I'm in.

Okay.

Hey, what if Ed wins?

Ed doesn't have
a chance.

Oh.

One tall caf?mocha,
extra hot,

for my favorite
undercover operative.

Thanks, Betty.

Oh, on the house.

No, thank you,
sets a bad example.

I'll take
my employee discount though.

Ah, one tall caf?mocha
extra hot employee discount.

Tommy... Frankie.

Hey, hey.

Hey, thanks for helping out
on the floor, right?

No, thank you for getting
the bosses in on the tip pool.

It means a lot, Ed.

Anybody beefin' about this?

Nothing yet, but I'll tell you,
the dealers

are gonna be making
$10,000 a year less.

And they're not too happy.

Yeah, well, they're still
the highest paid on The Strip,

by far.

Anybody want a more
elaborate explanation,

you let me know.

Will do.

Polly.

Congratulations!

Oh, hello, Sam.

What are you doing?

I need me time.

Tell me this doesn't have
something to do

with your boyfriend.

How you find out
about Chul Ho dump me?

Everybody talking?
Talking too much?

Polly, knowledge is power.

Don't worry about this,
he'll be back.

Like you ex-husband?

He no come back,
he tried to bone Mary.

Or forget about Chul Ho,
he's not worth it.

I lose will to work.

But you're Korean.

Hard to believe,
I know.

Okay, list-
No tell parents.

Hmm, yeah, Polly,
listen to me.

I have big players
coming in from back east.

And they would like to see
the number one casino host

in Las Vegas,
which is why they call me.

Now, their wives, they want
the number one manicure

on the planet-
In universe.

in the universe, which is why
they only want you.

Okay.
Okay what?

Okay, after I find
a new boyfriend, I work.

Maybe six month.

How 'bout if I get Chul Ho
back for you?

No way, he go to L.A.

Already look
for better girlfriend

with a tight booty
bounce quarter off

and the big hooter,
plastic.

Come with me.

Come with me.

Danny McCoy.

Sammy Marvin.

How's it going, bro-ham?

Good, pretty good,
you know.

I haven't seen you
since when?

Ah, I guess senior year,
woodshop.

Mr. McKibben.

Yeah, so you-you move
out of town?

Nah, I got a nice little studio
over in Summerlin.

Oh, yeah? I just come
here to use the pool.

Mega chicks out there.

Don't you need a room key
to get into the pool?

I got a guy who sells
bogus key cards for 20 bucks.

Fools the dumb-ass
security guys every time.

Yeah, no kidding?

Yeah, those guys
are really stupid.

So what have you
been up to, man?

Uh, I sell copiers.

Nice.
Yeah.

Look at you,
Danny Trump.

It's been-
it's been good.

I gotta get out there.
Chicks, dude.

Stay cool, McCoy.

You too, you too.

Hi.

Oh. Hey, Polly.

Congratulations
on that terrific award.

Victory hollow now,
I quitting.

Huh?

Uh, Polly won't work
unless we find her boyfriend

who broke up with her
and took off.

He dumped me for gutter slut
in L.A.

Yeah, uh, Ed, I have, uh,
two really big whales

in from Philadelphia
with pushy wives,

and they want
their manicure of the year.

No Polly, and they're gonna go
straight to the runner-up

at the Venetian.

Normal, I kick her bony ass
up and down Strip

every day of week
and two time on Sunday.

You know, her ass
just two bone and skin.

Yeah... But now
I too sad to work.

So if these two pushy broads
from Philly

don't get their nails painted
by Polly,

um, your whales
are not showing up.

Yeah.

And she's not going to work
unless you find her boyfriend.

In a nutshell.

Okay.

Take the jet.

Thank you, Mr. Ed!

I love you!

I rub you too.

Oh, excuse me.

Hey.

Hey.
Hey.

You think somebody's gonna try
to knock

over the jewelry store,
don't you?

I'm sorry, did you
just say "knock over?"

Uh-huh.

The whole hotel knows
about the bet, Mike.

You don't have to pretend.

A lot of side money
on you, by the way.

Really?

Really.

So, uh, staking out
the jewelry store?

Uh, I'm not at liberty
to discuss my strategy.

Why not?

Because you're sleeping
with the enemy.

You think
I'd tell Danny.

I'm surprised at you.

A bet's a sacred thing
in Vegas, Michael,

you know that.

All right.

All right, I figure I'll leave
the casino, hotel,

and restaurants
to Ed and Danny

and concentrate on this piece
of real estate right here.

Statistics show
the jewelry store

has greater incidences
of theft this time of year.

And with Valentine's Day
coming up,

it's worth a shot.

Nice.
Neat.

You girls want anything?

I'm fine, thank you.

No thanks, Betty.

Oh, you want a warm up,
hon?

Yes, ma'am.

Okay, here you go.

Thank you.

Isn't she the sweetest?

Mmm.

Hey!

Hey.

Sure is warm
for winter, huh?

Actually, today is normal
for this time of year.

Where you guys from?

We're locals. You?

Cleveland.
My name's Ron.

I'm Michelle.

Actually, I'm not
from Cleveland.

I'm a local too.

And your name's not Ron.

No, my name's Ron,
I just wanted to make sure

that you guys
weren't security.

Ah, you guys buy
those bogus key cards?

To get into the pool?

You too?

Yeah, but I could
only get one.

My buddy wanted to come,
so we had

to rock, paper,
scissors for it.

You know where
we can get more?

Hells, yeah,
but that's not the half of it.

This guy my friend knows
makes key cards

that can get you
into rooms.

Seriously?

Oh, my gosh, you can have
a full-on party

at a $1,000 suite,
crank up the music,

empty the mini-bar, and bail,
like you were never there.

Wow.

How much?

100 bucks.

For a $1,000 room?
I'll take two.

Jenny, this is Ron.

Ron wants to party.

What's up, ladies?

Hey, how's the bet going?

Good, good.

Listen, I, um, I just matched
the tip count

from the last shift
to the video of the drops,

we're $900 short.

Nice.

Yeah.
You gotta do me a favor.

If you see Danny or Mike around
any of the blackjack tables

in the next 12 hours,
you let me know.

You got it.

Tommy.

Any more reactions?

Just from the bosses.

The bosses?

We wanna chip in
and buy you a boat.

Well, thanks,
I already got a wife.

So, uh, any of the dealers
threaten to quit?

Everybody's unhappy,
you know,

nobody likes a pay cut.

Who's doing
the loudest bitching?

We got a couple young guys
right here.

Got on their soapbox
at the break room.

One of the older guys
calmed it down pretty quick.

Where else they gonna make
100K turning cards?

Which guys?

Teddy Arneski...

and Brett Boynton.

Okay.

Thanks.

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey.

What are you...
you practicing

for the synchronized
swimming team?

Yeah, yeah, don't even think
about coming up here-out.

You onto something, like,
covert or something?

Yeah, as a matter of fact,
I am.

Whoo.
Bye-bye.

Okay.

Oh, and by the way,
all the spaces

on the top floor
of the parking garage

are marked compact.

You're a friggin' riot.

Oh, yes.

I don't know.

What's not to know?

This outfit says
I mean business.

You think Chul Ho
will like?

It's not about
what Chul Ho likes.

Who cares
what Chul Ho likes.

It's about
what you like.

Hmm.

Okay.

I like.

Oh, good!

Okay, now listen to me.

I want you to know
I'm going on this L.A. trip

chase a man.

But that is a modern way.

Well, not everything new
is good.

Ever been to New Mexico?

No, but I see you chase
that cop from Boston, Woody?

And you ex-husband Casey.

And tough guy
in leisure suit,

and Casey brother!

You big slut.

Yes, exactly, see,
I sleep with the boys,

and then I'm out.

Make no mistake,
they came looking for me.

Boning every direction?

Yes, yes, yes.

If a guy thinks another guy
is chasing after you,

it drives him crazy.

Really?

Oh.

This is Chul Ho's sister.

Great.

He in Koreatown.

Let's go to L.A.

Mitch.

Pull all the video we have
outside the jewelry store

for the last week.

Okay.

Mary.

Hey, boss!

How's the bet going?

How's business?

Slow.

That's probably because

you're waiting for
the prospects to come to you.

You have to be
a little more aggressive, Mary,

without losing the aura
of exclusivity.

You know what
I'm talking about?

I have no idea
what you're talking about.

Right.

Let me show you here.

Hey, excuse me.

I'm Ed Deline,
president of The Montecito.

Enjoying your stay?

Yes, very much.

Um, Mr. and Mrs. uh...

Taylor.

Listen, we're approaching
only our most discerning clients

to get their impressions
of our latest innovation here,

the, um, Montecito residence
where you could own

your own suite here
at the hotel

with all the amenities.

We're only here

Right.

Well, I'd consider it
a real favor

if you'd allow me to take you
on a brief tour

of our last unit.

That way you can give
your impressions

directly to me.

Well, if the kids like it,
we might consider

buying something.

That's outstanding.

And make sure you bring
the whole family.

And I have a couple of comps
for the buffet.

If that would make it
any more convenient for you.

Tomorrow at 10:00
or 2:00?

Mm, we'll take 10:00.

10:00 you have.

I thank you very much.

Unbelievable.

Look forward to it.

Hey, I'm looking
for Kenny?

He's asleep.

Okay, um...

It's hot.

Yeah.

I wanna go to the pool.

You're supposed
to call first.

Well, I have cash.

$20,
to three for $50.

Okay, uh,
give me three.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, and wanted if I wanted
a, you know, a party?

Who told you
about the parties?

Jenny.

Fat Jenny
or Skinny Jenny?

Let's see, well,
I was in the pool.

She never got up,
so I don't...

Skinny Jenny.

Fat Jenny wouldn't go
to the pool.

Right.

We don't get the room numbers
until after 5:00.

Write down your number.

And, uh, we'll
text you tonight.

Okay.

You got a...

Oh, uh, duh, here.

Just write...

Right here?
Mm.

Shannon.

Do me a favor,
would you?

Um, get me
the last three shifts

of these two dealers here,
okay?

Coming up.

Since I got this, um,
tour thing with Mary, uh,

it's cutting
into my surveillance time.

Uh-huh.

So, um, Danny and Mike, they've
been in here a lot today, huh?

If you're looking
for information

about what they're up to,

you're asking
the wrong person.

And why would that be?

You've been here all day,
haven't you?

I'm not gonna influence your bet
if that's what you're asking.

I'm just asking
if they've been in here.

It's a bet,
Mr. Deline.

Okay.

Jus-just get me my video then,
will ya?

What are we looking for?

These two guys have
been complaining the loudest

about the tip split,
and...

Maybe they're trying to make up
for lost income somehow.

I'd have to analyze
multiple shifts.

Which you'll do
right now.

Why did you tell me to borrow
one of Mary's dresses?

You're going undercover
with me.

This has something to do
with the bet, doesn't it?

Maybe.

Loose lips sink ships,
Delinda.

You know what he's up to?

I can't say anything.

We live together.

It's a bet, Danny.

We have sex,
we've seen each other poop.

I'm not gonna violate
a sacred code

so my boyfriend
can win a bet.

Don't worry,
you're not gonna have to.

That's unbelievable.

Yeah, he pretty good.

He say I look beautiful.

Oh, that's so nice!

He say he think
about me every day.

He cannot live
without me.

That's very sweet, tell him
we're gonna fly him back

on the Montecito jet
with us tonight.

He no can go,
have to work in the morning.

Oh.

I thought that Chul Ho
lives in Las Vegas.

He do.

Oh, this not Chul Ho.

This is June Ho,
Chul Ho brother.

You've flipped the minnow,
so you can catch

the big fish, right?

Actually, I didn't
really flip anybody,

and I can't bust him
until-

just keep looking
for Kenny.

Tell me the text
we sent you.

Hey.

Is that him?

1:00, tan jacket.

We have him on video
casing the jewelry store

three days this week alone.

Let's go in
for a closer look.

What are we looking for?

Hidden cameras, infrared,
radio earpiece.

A gun?

Easy girl.

Hey, excuse me.

Maybe you guys
could help me out.

Nah, we're just tourists
from Cincinnati.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean...

Sure.

R- really?

Yeah.

Look, I'm getting ready
to propose to my girlfriend.

And this jewelry store has got
some really awesome rings.

I'm kinda freakin' out here,
you know?

I don't wanna get
the wrong thing.

Aww, isn't that sweet,
honey?

I know, princess.

Well, I have been pacing
up and down this hallway

for a week now.

I'm just too weirded out
to go inside.

You guys look
like a really cool couple.

Do you think you can go in
with me and help me

pick out the right ring?

You see, as soon as Chul Ho

finds out that his brother
is after you,

he's gonna come
crawling back.

They always do.

Chul Ho?

He want to know
what I'm doing here.

Oh, let me handle this.

Just look sexy.

Hi.

It's quite a swing
you got there.

Thank you.

I'm Sam.

I'm a friend
of Polly's.

Why is brother here?

Oh, well, I think
a better question would be

why aren't you back
in Las Vegas?

All right, look.

I'm in a bit of a hurry,
and you seem

like a no-nonsense kind
of guy.

So you get together with Polly.

I'll put you in a foursome with
Tiger Woods by next Thursday.

She look just like you.

Yeah.

And you...

You look like
a hooker.

Low budget hooker.

Excuse me?

Hey.

Hey!

How was the pool?

Pretty good,
good.

Uh, isn't this
a non-smoking room?

Who cares?

This is an awesome suite.

So, um, do you know
how we can get one of our own?

Give me 100 bucks.

100.

Cheap.

Where's Kenny?

Kenny doesn't talk
to dudes.

See if he'll talk
to me.

Let's go.

Oh, she's gonna love it.

Yes, she is, right?

Oh, hey!

Here's Karina.

She's beautiful.
Mm-hmm.

Yes, she is, right?

I'm Kenny.

What's your name?

Sam.

Girl with a guy's name.

I like that.

Kiss her.

Room 3796.

It's on the house.

Thank you, Kenny.

That for Ed or Danny?

Come on, now.

Hey, how far back do we
have video on the coffee bar?

Since it opened,
about four years.

It's from two years ago.

Yeah, it looks like
she rings up no sale,

she pockets
what the customer gives her,

so the register's never short.

This is from yesterday.

Figure $50 a day,
five days a week,

approximately 200 shifts
a year,

times four years...

That's $40,000.

Say it ain't so, Betty.

Say it ain't so.

But how does he know
which rooms are empty?

Um, must have
an inside man.

All right.

Well, why let all this
go to waste?

Fresh brewed coffee simulates
the comforting smell of home.

Ah.

10:00 on the nose.

That means they're interested,
they're very interested.

You get the door,
and I'll handle it from here.

You sure?

Oh, yeah.

All right.

Hey, guys.

Hi... everybody.

I'm starving, you said something
about a buffet?

Everybody be good,
Mommy and Daddy will be back

in an hour or so.

We really appreciate this.

Enjoy the tour.

Listen, maybe, uh-

You got it.

Stop.

I'm telling you, D,
with the real estate market

what it is today,
selling that last unit

is not gonna be easy.

I know, but try telling that
to my father.

If I could just get
the right people up there

at night, the view alone-
I know!

It's just these free weekends,
and these buffet comps,

they're so played out.

Why do you think we remodel
Mystique every 18 months?

People are jaded, they want
something exclusive.

One of a kind experience.

You're right.

Course I'm right.

Hi, Dad.

Hi, honey.

Uh, come here for a second.

Sit here at first base.

Okay, I'm gonna give you
some chips, okay?

Does this have anything to do
with the bet

with Danny and Mike?

Here's what's gonna happen.

Uh, I've dealt you
a hand here, right?

You're gonna win it, and then
you're gonna tip me $100.

Okay?

Look how cute you look
in your little outfit.

All right, good.

Now, what are we gonna do?

I win, I tip you 100,
I got it.

Okay, then.

Hit or stay, hit or stay...

Should I hit a 12
against a deuce?

Honey, it doesn't matter.

It's simulation.

Well, it matters to me!

Stay.

Oh, darn.

Yay! Whoo!

Thank you, Dealer Ed.

Here's $100 for your luckiness.

Thank you so much,
ma'am.

Okay, so?

So.

Person sitting
in the first base

blocks that camera when he
or she leans forward to tip.

So now, what's happened...

That $100 tip...

Is a $1.

Presto.

Somebody's in trouble.

Oh, yeah.

They are.

Yeah, Arneski and Boynton.

Yeah, yeah, but when they
got pissed off,

there was another guy
who tried to calm them down.

Who was that?

Oh, Allen Easton.

Is he here now?

No, he comes in
at noon.

All right, see you.

Betty?

The usual, hon?

I think you and I
should take a walk.

Inventory control tells
housekeeping

when a guest is checked out.

Housekeeping then cleans
the room

and notifies room assignments
when the room's

ready for occupancy.

And security's
not in the loop.

Well, we will be
from now on.

How many rooms?

Give or take,
about 1,800 rooms a day.

The whole process is finished
by 5:00 in the afternoon.

Wait, didn't Lizette tell you
that Kenny

doesn't get the room numbers
until after 5:00?

That's right,
but look at this.

The room assignment supervisor
gets in every day at 4:30.

Craig Trager.
Oh, I know that guy.

He's super creepy.

Yeah?

You wanna take him down?

I get to bust him?

Unless you don't think
you're up to it.

Allen, do you know,
we spend a lot of time

and energy making sure
that people don't steal

from the house,

but we do not
spend enough time

making sure that we don't steal
from each other.

I'm sorry?

See, I think you wanted
to keep things quiet

so you wouldn't draw
attention.

Now, I know you've been doing
this for a little while.

I have it documented
that you pocketed

almost $30,000.

I'll pay it back.

Yeah, you'd think.

Send them in.

Allen, stealing from the house
is a bad thing,

but stealing
from your fellow employees...

is the lowest scumbag move
in the book.

Would you like to take a ride
with these nice folks

down the elevator, or would you
prefer that I call the cops?

You had to know
we'd catch you eventually.

I know it doesn't justify
any of this,

To who?

Kids First Las Vegas.

Every penny.

It's not your money
to give, Betty.

It was my late husband's
favorite charity.

When he died, I couldn't afford
to keep up the gifts,

but I couldn't bear to see
the kids suffer either.

I know it's wrong,
it just got out of hand.

I need to think about how
we're going to deal with this.

I understand.

All I can say is...
whatever happens,

I'm sorry.

Ed, hey.

Uh, bet's over
in a couple hours, so...

Hey, look, our whole marketing
approach, it's all wrong.

Yeah.

Hey, is that the lady
from the coffee joint?

What the hell is he doing
with her?

I don't know.

We need to create an air
of exclusivity.

A one-of-a-kind event that will
draw qualified buyers, right?

Two words: John Legend.

I heard he's
a very talented kid.

Yeah, he is, and he agreed
to do a private,

invitation only show
inside our last

Montecito residential suite.

No, we can't afford
John Legend.

We can, if we let him
in on the deal.

We sell the unit,
he gets a cut.

Uh, that unit...

Did you get that cleaned up?

Spic and span.

Okay then.

Okay?

Yeah, okay.

Okay to John Legend.

Okay, what?

John Legend?

Okay.

Hi, Craig.

Oh, hi, uh, Delinda.

I was just wondering
if I could get one

of my really good clients
an upgrade.

Oh, we're fully booked
tonight.

Please.

I'll be your best friend.

All right, what's his name?

Gans, Kenny Gans.

I know about the fake room keys,
and I want in on the scam.

Yeah, b-but your father
runs the place!

I'm making peanuts in Mystique,
and he's raking it in upstairs!

It's time I made
a few bucks of my own!

B- but what
if you get caught?

What's my father gonna do?

Throw me in jail?

Damn, she's good.

The way I see it,
you can either cut me in

on the scam, or I'll turn
your ass into security.

Uh...

Uh, 50 bucks apiece.

Up front.

Got yourself a deal,
partner.

I'm sorry, the guest list,
it's very limited.

You're confirmed
for two only.

Thank you.

Mary Connell.

No, sorry,
you can't buy tickets.

It's invitation only
for potential buyers.

Well, that's
a different story.

What's her name?

Your, uh, honorable master
has this guy

stealing $29,000
at least.

And as we analyze more
of this footage,

for the DA, the price
is going way up.

Yeah, but those are tips.

So? So what?

So tips are voluntary
contributions from our guests.

They don't cost
the hotel anything.

You guys are really something-
hold it.

The bet was what?

It was cheating and fraud.

Is this cheating and fraud?

I rest my case.
Here we go.

29 large, 800.

With the question mark because
it's gonna be a lot more.

Yeah, well, it's been 24 hours,
so that's pretty much it.

Okay, okay, well, my little
undercover investigation

revealed a scammer
who conspired

with a hotel employee
to manufacture

hotel room key cards.

To let undesirables
into vacant rooms.

But those rooms wouldn't have
been sold anyway,

so what did
we actually lose?

I figured you'd say
something like that.

Well, you figured right.

There you go.

I hold in my hand
an official accounting report

documenting losses
in mini-bar theft and overtime

for maintenance
and for housekeeping

to clean the rooms.

There we go...
oh, it's a three.

There you go.

Read it and weep.

Well, M.I.T.,
what do you got?

Um...

What do you got?

I got nothing.

Yes!

Whoo-hoo, winnah!

You look great!

In L.A. I look like
a hooker,

but in Las Vegas,
look like you, same.

Oh.

Oh, what happened?

Ah, how'd it go?

Oh, heart still broken,
but love John Legend!

Good.

Who won the bet?

I heard Danny.

Damn it.

Hey!

'Ay.

I did a complete analysis
on the Octane Coffee Bar,

per your request.

Oddly enough, the only
financial anomaly

I could find occurred today.

Really?

Mm-hmm.

It seems that on the last shift,
the register

had exactly $50
too much in it.

With the hundreds
of transactions they do per day,

they were over by $50
on the nose.

What are the odds?

Hi, everybody.

We'd like to welcome you
to the final suite

still available here
at the Montecito residences.

And to celebrate
our great success,

ladies and gentlemen...

Mr. John Legend.

Thank you so much
for coming.

Uh, now, I don't
usually do dedications,

but tonight is special.

This one goes out
to Polly.

Sam, your plan went perfectly.

Chul came back the minute
he saw me interested in Polly.

He says he may
even buy the suite.

Oh.

Very nice.

Very nice.

So, um, make sure you just use-
with the wax

on these cracks here.

Buff this out
with your little tail.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

What are you doing?

You want a bite?

Just ate, thanks.