Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County (2004–2006): Season 2, Episode 9 - Cabo, Cabo, Cabo - full transcript

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[Kristin humming]

[Alex H] Okay, so you know
how last year it was like,

whatever happens in Cabo, stays in Cabo?

-[Kristin] Oh my God.
-That doesn't ever really, like, work.

Especially when your whole [bleep] school
goes to the same place for spring break.

I wanna hang out
with Alex and Taylor.

[laughs]

I do too, but I really
wanna do our own thing.

[Alex H] Well, yeah,
I wanna do our own thing.

-But like, if we see them--
-[Kristin] Oh, yeah.

Like I'm not gonna be like,
"Ew, let's leave."



-I can see--
-[Alex H] I can, for sure.

-I can see Alex and Jessica fighting.
-Yeah. I was just thinking that.

-You can too?
-[Alex H] Yeah.

[Kristin] Who do you think
you're gonna hook up with?

Dishing on the hotties
going down there. [laughs]

-[Kristin laughs]
-[Alex H] What's funny?

I think Talan wants you,
and I think you know it too.

I do know it,
what do you want me to say?

-[chuckles]
-Yeah, I know. [laughs] Cool.

[giggles]

["Come Clean" playing]

♪ 'Cause perfect ♪

♪ Didn't feel so perfect ♪

♪ Trying to fit a square
Into a circle was no life ♪



♪ I defy ♪

♪ Let the rain fall down
And wake my dreams ♪

♪ Let it wash away my sanity ♪

♪ Because I want to feel the thunder
I want to scream ♪

♪ Let the rain fall down ♪

♪ I'm coming clean ♪

♪ I'm coming clean ♪

["Come Clean" concludes]

[upbeat music playing]

What you doing?

-Packing stuff for Costa Rica.
-[music fades]

With your family?

Yep. I'm not allowed to go to Cabo.
[exhales]

Who's going--
Yeah, who's going to Cabo?

Kristin and…
and then Jess is going, and Alex.

-They hate each other now.
-[Jason] Whatever, dude.

So, what's going
on with you and Alex?

I don't know, we're just gonna chill.
[chuckles]

-I'm so pissed off…
-[Taylor] Why?

…at Jessica. No, seriously, Taylor.
I'm like really mad.

[scoffs] Oh, that's the pissed off look.

Everyone's on my side, everyone.
I mean, like, Kristin is on my side.

Well, it's-- Well, that's like the--
It's like a code,

you just don't hook up
with your friend's--

-Boyfriend.
-[Taylor] Well… Yeah.

Something's gonna happen,
something's gonna go down.

-Gonna be great.
-I'm gonna be, like, holding you back.

[scoffs]

["Cheap Flight" playing]

♪ Got to get out, I can't take this life
Leave it all behind ♪

♪ Such a long trip
I don't understand why ♪

♪ Got some headspace ♪

♪ Think things straight
And I know if I can ♪

♪ I know I'm right… ♪

I'm so happy we're here. Cheers.

[both laugh]

-[Carlos] Welcome.
-Yeah, yeah. Thank you so much, Carlos.

-Thank you, Carlos.
-Oh God. [laughs]

-[Alex H] Ooh, here's our bags.
-[Kristin] Oh my God.

Wait, we have to grab
them ourselves?

Will you just look
at this paradise

-that we're in right now.
-[Kristin] Yeah.

-Yeah, I think-- Oh, we'll get them.
-[Carlos] Do I move that? No.

-[Alex H] Oh, thank you.
-Oh, thank you. Oh my God.

[Kristin] Oh, we're here.

[Alex H] Oh my God.
Look where we are right now.

[Kristin] We're here.

[tropical dance music playing]

Oh, thank you. Ooh!

Cabo, Cabo, Cabo.

[chuckles]

This is yours.
Welcome to Melid San Lucas.

-[Jessica] Thank you.
-[Emily] Thank you.

Should we ask where, like, Kristen

and them are staying
and get their room numbers

-or should we just wait?
-Let's wait. We can just ask them.

Whatever. This is a Jason-free trip.

Until Alex comes. [laughs]

["Call Me Crazy" playing]

♪ Call me crazy, but I've had enough ♪

♪ This world is too much for me ♪

♪ I ask "Where's the love?" ♪

♪ Expectations are running
All over our dreams ♪

-Right here. Go.
-[Sam] Claim it.

[Cedric] Watch out for that one, bro.

[Kristin] Oh, God.

-Oh my God.
-What?

-[Sam laughs]
-[Cedric cheers]

-Sick!
-[Alex H] Sam's a little hottie patottie.

Let's have a cheers
to hopefully, cross your fingers,

-hot boys like that in our rooms.
-[dance music playing in distance]

-Okay. [chuckles]
-Okay. [chuckles]

I love it.

-[Sam cheers]
-["So Mean" playing]

♪ My best friend, my dead end
They hate me, frustrate me ♪

-[Morgan S] Thank you.
-[Alex M] Thank you.

I love you, Mom.

[trills lips]

-Where should we go?
-I want to go right to the--

[Morgan S] To the pool.

There's Sam!

Sam! [cheers]

I know, I can't even wait.

We're going to the pool, huh?

-[indistinct chatter]
-[girls squeal]

-[Taylor] Yay. Give me a hug.
-Hey!

Meh.

[Alex M] I didn't wanna say hi
to dumb Jessica, so…

[Taylor laughs]

-No, we're going right now.
-I needed to go so say hi to the boys.

Jake!

What's up, boys?

-[Jake] What's going on?
-[Alex M] In the cabana.

-[Jessica] This is ridiculous.
-[Emily] You wanna get our nails done?

[Jessica] Okay.

♪ You don't have to be so mean ♪

-[Emily] Hi.
-[Jessica] Hi.

[grunts] Oh, sorry. Look at my neck.

-Dude, I look like I have a birth mark.
-[Jessica chuckles]

No, you don't, it looks like a hickey.

-[Jessica] It looks like a birth mark.
-No, it doesn't.

[gasps]

Well, Jason and I
aren't together anymore

so… it doesn't matter.

All horrible things get put into the past.

Oh, yeah. Too bad it's not in the past.

How's it not in the past?
We're not together.

You hooked up with him a week ago.

Okay, so what?
It's not like it like meant anything.

-That's lame.
-Why is that lame?

[Emily] Because…

Because she's gonna
try to, like, kick my ass?

[Emily] Okay. Have I already told you

she's not gonna ruin your Cabo trip?
We already talked about it.

Ruin my Cabo trip,
that would be her, like, dream.

[upbeat music playing]

[indistinct chatter]

[crowd cheering]

Oh, my God.

[women cheering]

[screams]

[indistinct chatter]

[crowd cheering]

-[music fades]
-[birds chirping]

[Alex H] Oh, are you doing
your makeup right now?

-[Kristin] Yeah, yeah.
-[Alex H] I'll join you.

[Kristin] Okay.

I feel like Jessica doesn't
wanna hang out with us.

-[scoffs]
-I don't care…

cause we're in Cabo. [cheers] Okay!

[Alex H chuckles] Talan was like
all over you at the pool.

Hell yeah.

[Alex H] Obviously, I think you guys
are gonna be getting your groove on.

[laughs]

[upbeat rock music playing]

[indistinct chatter]

-Morgan is illegal.
-[girls cheer]

[girls cheer]

[Kristin] Get over here, Talan.

[speaking Spanish]

-Jake is in my seat.
-[Kristin groans]

Hola, señor.
Ay, ay, ay, ay!

Talan, doesn't Kristin look hot cause
she's wearing all my clothes? [laughs]

-[Talan] You're really naturally pretty.
-No. Oh my God, Talan.

[indistinct chatter]

-Why you crying?
-[Talan] I really mean that.

-[Talan] You ready?
-[Kristin] I'm ready.

[Taylor] Let's go. Vámonos.

Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

[hip-hop dance music playing]

-[Alex H] Where's Jessica?
-[Kristin] Beats me.

♪ Baby, can't you see? ♪

-[indistinct chatter]
-[crowd cheering]

[Talan laughs]

♪ Get down, show you how to get down ♪

♪ If you're gonna roll with me
A few rules, two or three ♪

[Kristin] Talan.

♪ Let's get this thing right
You gotta please me ♪

♪ And if you're gonna be around
You gotta be willing to put it down ♪

[Kristin] Hey, Talan. [chuckles] Let's go.

[rock music playing]

[Alex H] How-- Oh my God.

-Oh my God, that was so big.
-The waves are huge.

That was so big.

[Alex H] Yesterday was a lot of fun.
The pool, that was fun.

[Kristin chuckles]
That was such a good idea.

[Kristin]

I think I know what I do. [laughs]

I think I like, tell guys [bleep]
that I like really don't mean. [laughs]

-[Alex H] Probably.
-[Kristin] And then I like lead them on.

-Like with Talan--
-[Kristin] Yeah.

-You're just like--
-Yeah.

-"I love you, man."
-[chuckles]

I go and, like, kiss him or whatever.

And, like, to him he'd probably,
like, say yeah, I do like him.

[chuckles] Whoops. My bad.

-Well, yeah, at this moment right now…
-No, I'm just kidding.

…I think he thinks that you like him.

[Kristin] It'll be interesting to see
what happens

with Jessica and Alex now though.

[Alex H] ‘Cause they didn't
resolve anything.

[Kristin] Mm-mm.

[hums]

[Jason] Hey, it's Jason.
Leave me a message

and I'll call you back.

Jason, it's Jess.

I was just calling to see
what you're up to.

I just wanted to see how you're doing,
so gimme a call back. Okay. Bye.

["Oceanway Sunday" playing]

♪ Tick tock
My heart like a clock it stops ♪

♪ With a sure shot
I fear I've sometimes lost ♪

I don't know, I love it here.

-[Taylor] What?
-I love it here.

It's our last spring break ever.

Well, at least
we're all down here together.

No. I haven't really
been thinking about him. [laughs]

[Alex M]

[Taylor]

[Alex M] He's an idiot, so is she kind of.

-I'm so mad at Jessica, like…
-I think she's just scared of you.

Okay.

[Taylor]

["Oceanway Sunday" continues]

♪ …Oceanway, I'll meet you there… ♪

-[Cedric] I love this place.
-[birds chirping]

I can't wait to go home. [coughs]

I always get caught in the middle of….

-You're caught in the middle of it?
-Yeah, I know but like--

I'm good friends with both of them
and they're both bitching at me about it.

I have not once bitched at you about it,

-I bitched at you because--
-You don't want to go out because--

I'm going--
Because Alex wants to kick my ass.

[Cedric]

Like, well, what is she gonna
do if she tries to fight me,

I'm not gonna, like, fight her back.
So it's like, "Okay. Hit me."

And then what's that gonna solve?

I'll have a black eye
and all this will be really cute.

Okay. It'll match my hickey,
it'll be really hot.

But like--

[Cedric] What the hell
is she talking about?

[Jessica] I'm just saying.

Like, what am I gonna do if she
tries to fight me, you know?

[Cedric] All right, guys.

-[Jessica groans] God.
-[Cedric] Are you all right?

[Jessica] Should be an interesting night.

["Party Song" playing]

Whoo! Come on, ladies.

[Kristin] Hola!

[indistinct chatter]

[laughs]

[Alex M]

Alex, Alex, Alex. Alex, Alex.

[Alex M]

[Alex M]

-[Alex M] Now listen.
-[Jessica] Okay.

-[Jessica]
-[Alex M]

I'm trying to apologize--

[Alex M] Oh, apologize
for what, Jessica?

[Jessica] I'm sorry
for being a slut, Alex.

-[Jessica]
-[Alex M]

Oh. wow, that's even better.

[Emily]
She's saying sorry, get out of her face.

No, she's not, she's like, "I'm so sorry."
[jeers]

-I said I'm sorry, Alex.
-What do you want her to do?

Are you a slut? Yeah, I think you are.

[Emily]

You know what? They do make mistakes
and I completely understand that, Emily,

but if she were to call me and say,

"Alex, I [bleep] up.
I am so sorry." Instead of--

-[Jessica] Because Alex, I--
-Shut up. Instead of walking around

and being like, "Whatever.
Alex is such a bitch." [jeers]

You're so lucky
I'm not hitting you right now.

I'm [bleep] irate at you.

-[Jessica] Wait. I'm sorry, Alex.
-Do you not think it's wrong?

[Jessica] I do think it's wrong,

that's why I'm trying
to apologize to you, Alex.

[Alex M]
Oh, really, you're trying to apologize.

I don't know-- What do
you want me to say to you?

-That you're a slut.
-Okay. I'm a slut.

What do you want me to say?

How low are you, dude?

-[Jessica] Super low.
-[Alex M] You are one low chick.

[upbeat music playing]

[Alex M] Did you guys have fun last night?

[Kristin] Yeah, but last night
was my worst night out

-of every night I've been here.
-[Alex M] Wait, are we doing this?

What the hell happened
last night with Jessica?

She has the worst little [bleep] attitude

I've ever seen in my life.
I went up to her last night--

-We all knew it was coming.
-I was like, "Listen, you're a slut."

"And how could you
disrespect me that way?" And like…

And she goes,
whole time she's going like this,

"I'm sorry. Whatever, I'm sorry."

And I'm like, "Take your bitch
ass attitude outta here."

"Don't [bleep] act
like you're five years old."

[Kristin] Well, I think she thought

that like you guys were friends
and she thought

that was just, like, weird
for you to like go out with him.

[Alex M] Whatever. Like, I understand
if she's upset about it,

but I honestly thought
I was gonna hit the chick.

I mean, I was shaky.
I was clenching my fist like this.

I was like shaking
because she kept on having attitude.

She was not nice.

I'm like,
"At least if you're gonna say sorry,

at least be sincere about it."

If you're not sorry,
don't tell me you're sorry.

I'm sitting there getting bitched at

waiting for her
just to punch me in the face.

I'm just like,
I'm just gonna say anything

just to have her stop, like,
screaming in my face

and stop, like, wanting to kick my ass.
[chuckles]

And then turn over a new leaf,
and it involves no Jason, right?

There's never gonna be
no Jason in your book.

-Why do you say that?
-[Emily] Because…

There can be no Jason. Shut up. God.

-[Emily] Mm-hmm.
-There will be no Jason.

I really wouldn't go back out with him,
that'd be really stupid. Okay.

I swear on my grandmother's grave

that I would never go back out
with Jason ever.

Well, maybe not ever,

but I wouldn't go back out
with him ever again. [chuckles]

Anyways, I can't wait to go home.

-[Emily] I know.
-[chuckles] I really can't.

["California Here I Go" playing]

♪ California, here I go ♪

♪ Top down and the radio ♪

♪ And I know, I must go ♪

♪ California, here I go ♪

♪ Top down and the radio
And I know, I'm leaving it all behind ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm leaving it all ♪

♪ I'm leaving it all ♪

♪ I'm leaving it all behind ♪

[music fades]

[Alex M] I had so much fun.

[Courtney] Did Jason get fun
in Costa Rica?

[Alex M] Yeah, I guess
he had a lot of fun.

I don't know, I wasn't really like--

Obviously haven't talked
to him really, since I got back.

I did it a little bit,

but like, it's weird
'cause like, right before Cabo,

like, we kind of left it at like…
[clears throat] Like, "Okay,

well, you have fun at Costa Rica
and I'll have fun in Cabo

and then we'll just talk
when we get back."

-Have you talked at all about it?
-No, we haven't talked since we got back.

So it's like--

-Is he in town right now?
-[Alex M] Yeah.

Cedric said that they were gonna
play basketball up at the park.

-Should we do a little stalking mish?
-[both laugh]

We'll just drive by to see
if they're there.

[birds chirping in distance]

[Jason] It's called the alley-oop.

[Cedric] Hey, did any of you
guys see the fight

between Alex and Jess in Cabo?

[Jason] Alex and Jessica?

[Cedric] Yeah. I don't know
if you were there yet.

-[Jason] No way. What happened?
-[Cedric] Such a gnarly fight.

-[Talan] That was pretty hurting, dude.
-[Alex M] Hey boys, what's going on?

[Jason] Shoot it.

-[Alex M] Jason.
-[Jason] Yeah.

-[Alex M] Can I talk to you really fast?
-[Jason] About what? Like…?

[Alex M] Just come here really fast.

[Jason] All right. Hold on,
let me just go next

and then I'll go.
If I make it, it counts though?

[Talan] Yeah.

[Alex M] How long have you
been in town for?

[Jason] God damn.

[boys laugh]

-[Courtney] I don't get it.
-[Alex M] This is embarrassing.

Okay. Sorry.

[Alex M] You don't like to talk
to me anymore, do you?

-[Jason] I do.
-[Alex M] No, you don't.

[Jason] Yeah, I do.

[Alex M] You, like,
think I hate you or something.

[Jason] I don't think that at all.

[Cedric] Hey, you're up
in the free throw, you know-

[Jason] Now, what'd you wanna talk about?

[Alex M] I'm just really
confused right now,

'cause I still have feelings for you.

I haven't talked to you in a long time.

[Jason] Yeah.

-Nice.
-Yeah.

So…

-Well?
-I don't know.

[sighs]

You know, you could always
call me some time since--

[Jason] I'll call you.

We'll see.

[upbeat rock music playing]

[Cedric] Oh, good.

[boys cheering]

[Courtney] Did you guys talk
about where you are right now?

[Alex M] No. Obviously, we're nothing,
we're not anything.

-[Cedric] You try not to cry.
-[Talan] Fucking murder, dog.

[Alex M] That was like
the most awkward thing

I've ever done in my life.

[Courtney] To not go the way
you thought it would.

-[indistinct chatter]
-[boys cheering]

♪ You wanted to end like this ♪

[music fades]

[rock music playing]

[music concludes]