Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County (2004–2006): Season 2, Episode 7 - Get Over Him - full transcript

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Okay. I don't need
twenty sweatshirts, you know.

No, bring them because we'll all share
them because I don't have any sweatshirts.

[Kristin] Oh, I'm glad I'm packing
for the three of us. [chuckles]

But seriously, I'm just excited,
to just do nothing,

but like not have to like,
worry about doing something.

I'm like really excited just to leave
and get away

from the atmosphere kind of, you know.

Like, after what happened
with Jason and everything,

I just wanna be away.

I miss him like way too much
and that's really, really bad.

You shouldn't even be thinking about that.



I know, but I do.
I know. I know, but I do.

But at least this will gimme a break
just to chill out,

like just kind of hang out
and not have any worries.

We're gonna have so much fun, you guys.

["Come Clean" playing]

♪ 'Cause perfect ♪

♪ Didn't feel so perfect ♪

♪ Trying to fit a square
Into a circle was no life ♪

♪ I defy ♪

♪ Let the rain fall down
And wake my dreams ♪

♪ Let it wash away my sanity ♪

♪ Because I want to feel
The thunder ♪

♪ I want to scream ♪

♪ Let the rain fall down ♪



♪ I'm coming clean ♪

♪ I'm coming clean ♪

[song concludes]

["Blood & Money" playing]

♪ Come on, come on
And give us blood and money ♪

♪ Color TVs with supersonic sound ♪

♪ Bow down before
The land of milk and honey… ♪

So, your goal is just to fit
as many clothes as you can in one bag.

-[chuckles]
-[Talan] I guess so.

[Jeff] Who's staying up there?

-Kristin, Alex, and Jessica.
-[Jeff] The three girls…

[Talan] And Elsie's already up
at her parents' cabin too.

Isn't it kind of weird
that Jason and Jessica

split apart first at the dance and now…

-[Jeff] Yeah.
-Snowboarding trip.

I just realize how much drama
that's gonna bring with Jessica.

The whole time she's gonna be like,
"I don't even wanna think about Jason."

"I'm not gonna think about him."

She's gonna be saying that
the whole time.

Obviously, you're thinking
about him right now

-when you're saying that.
-[Talan] Yeah, yeah.

-I'm gonna be like, "Oh, shut it."
-Oh.

-[Talan] Dude, trip's gonna be epic, bro.
-[Jeff] Seriously.

I'm going to improvise.
[laughs]

♪ Someday soon ♪

♪ I'm gonna shoot down
Shoot down the moon ♪

God, you guys, I'm so excited for Mammoth.

-[Alex H] I'm so excited.
-[Kristin] I'm so excited.

I'm pumped. Yeah.

♪ Must admit it made no sense ♪

♪ But coming up that ladder slowly ♪

♪ To join the strange old… ♪

It was freezing last night.

I eat so much every time
I go to the mountains,

-I think it's the cold weather.
-It's 'cause we sit inside.

But I'd rather be inside than out there.

You know what I'd really like to do?

-[Kaitlyn] What?
-Finish that puzzle.

-[Kaitlyn] Really?
-[Lauren] Yeah.

I've come to terms with the fact
that it's never gonna happen.

-You don't think we can do it?
-[Kaitlyn] No.

That thing's driving me crazy.

I know, that's why I regret starting it.

[upbeat music playing]

[Casey] It's really hot.

So what's going on with you guys?

Me and Jason, we are officially…

They're together.

What? You guys are together?

Yeah, he like asked me out. [chuckles]

-It was so cute.
-What did he say?

I told you, right? I told you.

[Alex M] And he was like,
"Will you really wanna be my girlfriend?"

-And I was like… [gasps]
-It was like that?

Yeah. And he's like,
"I wanna take you to movies."

"I wanna make… I wanna take you…"
I mean, "I wanna take you to dinner."

I need to like put my hair up. Hold on.

-Oh, my God.
-Can you… Wait, no you can't.

[Casey] So, you guys are together now,
'cause I'm Cupid.

He was like, "I really, really like you

-and care about you."
-That's so cute.

I wonder how long it's going to take
for Jessica to find out.

-[Casey chuckles]
-[Alex M] Oh, whatever.

I mean I-- Whatever, dude.
I mean, what can you do?

[Casey] So you're excited you get
to hang out with him tonight.

[Alex M] Yeah, I'm so excited.

["Foundation" playing]

♪ Down, down ♪

Both of you guys have snowboards, right,
you're not renting?

[bleep] pain in the [bleep].

Don't you… No, I have my own,
but they have to rent.

-Don't you think they should do it today?
-[Talan] Yeah. Yeah. It's all good.

♪ ...in the bad elements ♪

♪ As I climb into a bag of cement ♪

♪ She's getting out
and she's gonna harden for good ♪

[indistinct chatter]

Jessica, you can't be this,
like uncoordinated, are you serious?

-[Johnny] You don't even know how to--
-[Kristin] She's not snowboarding.

-[Johnny] Yeah, you are.
-[Kristin] No, she's not.

Then you can take her up tomorrow
'cause I'm not. [chuckles]

-Can I get out now?
-[chuckles]

Okay. Well, you can bring
a snowboard up to the hill for me

and then maybe I'll do it.

-[Jessica] Bye.
-[Kristin] Thanks, you guys.

Thanks.
We'll see you tomorrow. [chuckles]

[Kristin] He's hot.

Talan, are you jealous? Talan's jealous.
[chuckles]

-[Kristin] Move bitch, let's go.
-[Jessica] Bitch.

["Invite Me to Your Next Dream" playing]

♪ Then you'll think about me ♪

♪ All the times I've tried to hide
The way I really feel inside ♪

♪ I'm tired and bored… ♪

-Hey.
-[Jason] What's up babe?

What's going on?

♪ I've turned on the neon lights ♪

♪ You are blinded by the sign ♪

♪ I just whisper in your sleep ♪

♪ Invite me to your next dream ♪

You're starting what tomorrow?

Oh, you're starting tomorrow, pitching.
[gasps] I'm gonna come.

I like baseball.

♪ Then you'll have to think about me ♪

♪ Invite me to your next dream ♪

-[Talan] Jesus!
-[Kristin laughs]

[Talan] Grow up.

-Dork.
-[Talan] Stop.

[Kristin] Don't fall off the couch, Talan.

-[Talan] Watch me.
-[Kristin] Don't fall off the couch.

[Jessica] 'Cause then he's like,
"All right. I love you."

And I was like, "Love you too."
Then he got…

[Kristin] You're cool.

[Jessica] …so mad at me
for saying it sarcastically.

[Kristin] Ow, what are you drinking, Al?

-[Talan] You just look like--
-[Alex H] Juice.

-[Jessica] Can't believe I just said that.
-[Talan] Exactly.

-You're stupid.
-[Talan grunting]

And you knew what you were doing
when you said it too.

-What did you do?
-Nothing.

[Jessica] I just left Jason
a really long message.

[Alex H] And she said, "I love you."

-[Kristin] What? Why?
-Ow!

-How can you possibly honestly love him?
-Oh. Hell no, [bleep].

-[Jessica] I do.
-[Alex H] She's in-- You're in love.

Thanks a lot, Alex.

You just gave it away, you dumb [bleep].

[Talan] All right. Goodnight.

-[Kristin] Give me props on that punch.
-Can I punch?

Kristin wants Talan.

-[Jessica] Kristin wants Talan.
-[Kristin] God. Okay.

Oh, right.
Say it like you don't know it.

-Yeah. Look at you.
-[laughs]

No, I really don't. Shut up.

[soft music playing]

It's so good.

Please will you have a bite, Jason?
Please, will you have a bite?

[indistinct chatter]

-[Jason chuckles]
-How good is that?

-I like that shirt. [clears throat]
-Thanks, hon.

-I like your pants.
-Thanks, hon.

-I like your face.
-Just got it today--

[both chuckle]

-I'm trying to make you smile.
-You are making me smile.

Are you done? You ready?

[romantic music playing]

♪ Everything becomes so clear ♪

♪ Every time I look around
I find you here ♪

[Jason grunts] So…

♪ I'm just a little bit scared ♪

♪ Maybe just a little weak in the knees ♪

♪ Just a little lucky
That I got you here ♪

♪ With me ♪

[upbeat music playing]

[Alex H] I'm excited
we're going snowboarding.

-Okay. I'm gonna start right here.
-[Alex H] I don't have ski socks.

Okay. Let's put all Jessica's stuff
right there.

-[thuds]
-Yeah!

-Stephen.
-Shut up.

[Alex H] Mm-hmm. [chuckles]

What are the odds of that right now? Hey.

What's up?
Well, what are you doing?

Cleaning my messy ass room right now.

-Are you in Laguna?
-No, I'm in Mammoth right now.

-[Stephen] You having fun?
-This is yours. What?

[Stephen] You having fun?

Yeah. You should see
Alex in my room, it's so messy.

Nice. Well, hey, well,
I'm coming to Laguna tomorrow.

-[Kristin] Oh.
-[Stephen] Yeah. You gonna be around?

-[Kristin] Yeah.
-Yeah. Let's get together.

Fine. Well, hey, listen, I gotta go.

-Gotta finish cleaning my room.
-All right. I'll talk to you later.

-[Kristin] Bye.
-All right. Bye.

-He's coming home tomorrow.
-[Alex H] What about Talan?

[Kristin]

["Ticking" playing]

♪ I'm ready, I'm ready
I'm ready to go ♪

♪ I'm like a bomb, tick, tick
Yeah, I'm ready to blow ♪

♪ I said I'm ready, I'm ready
I'm ready to go ♪

♪ I'm like a bomb, tick, tick
Yeah, I'm ready to blow ♪

-[Forrest] What's up, girls?
-[Jessica] Hi, guys.

-[Kristin] Hi.
-[Alex M] Hi. Look at--

[Forrest] Yeah. I know, I sell it.

-[Jessica] Oh, God.
-[Johnny] You look nervous.

-[Jessica] I am so scared.
-[Johnny] You'll be fine, it'll be fine.

[Jessica] No, I won't be. I'm like really,
really scared.

-[Johnny] You guys ready?
-[Jessica] No.

-[Kristin] No.
-[Johnny] Give it a shot.

[Jessica] Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.

-[Forrest] Where it goes down a little.
-[Jessica] Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

-Jess, come here. [chuckles]
-[Jessica] I'm trying.

Now I'm gonna show you
how to turn on your toes.

-I can't do it.
-No, I'm gonna show you.

-I get really scared.
-I won't let you fall, watch.

-You promise me.
-Yeah. Watch.

-I'm trusting you.
-[Pete] Okay.

[screams]

[Kristin] No. What is the deal?

[upbeat music playing]

[screams]

[chuckles]

[screams]

Okay.

[screams]

-[Forrest] Stop. Stop.
-[screams]

[groans]

[Johnny] All right. Look at this jump,
come hit this one.

[Kristin] No, I'm not going off
any jumps yet, you guys go first.

Oh, my God.

Yeah! [screams]

Damn.

Dude, I wanna be that good.

[screams, laughs]

[Alex H] Yeah, Johnny.

[music concludes]

[Jessica screams] I'm gonna fall.
I'm gonna fall.

[Forrest] Look, now lean back.

-[Jessica] Oh, God. I give up.
-No, you're not done.

-[Jessica] I'm done. I'm done.
-[Forrest] No.

[Jessica] I told you that I was the most
uncoordinated person

and I have a runny nose.

Can't even wear makeup.

-Can't wear my contacts.
-[Forrest] Oh man, that's a bummer

-you can't wear makeup.
-[Jessica] I know.

-[Forrest] That really ruins my day.
-[Jessica] I kn… It should.

-[Alex H] Oh.
-My God.

-[Alex H] My God.
-[Kristin] God no.

-I told you I was gonna walk.
-Jessica hang on for a minute.

[Alex H] Put your board back on
right now.

[Kristin] Get off your cell phone.

She's seeing if Jason called.

[Kristin] Oh my God, Jessica.

Put your cell phone away, you [bleep].

Put it away, what are you doing?

[upbeat music playing]

♪ Mom and Dad, everybody else ♪

♪ But we never wanna grow up ♪

[Alex M] I just called Jason's mom,

she said he's just leaving
the baseball game.

[Casey] Let's have Imelda
make us quesadillas.

-[Alex M] Who?
-Imelda, my housekeeper.

-[Alex M] Okay.
-[Casey] Okay. Let me go ask her.

Imelda, will you make
un quesadilla, por favor?

[Alex M laughs]

-Casey.
-Do you like my Spanish?

-[Alex M] Por favor.
-Does she live here?

[Casey] Yeah. She's been like working
for us for like ever. I love her.

[Alex M] I wanna come sit up
with you guys.

-[Casey] Hi, guys.
-[Alex M] Hi.

[Casey] What are you guys doing?

-Hey, hon. Cruising by.
-[Alex M chuckles]

-Finally.
-[Cedric] Is that for me?

[Casey] It's for me.

-She makes the best food.
-[Casey gasps]

-[Casey] Thank you, Imelda.
-You're welcome.

Okay. You want some quesadillas?

-[Cedric moans]
-So what's going on with you guys?

-Jason, you wanna answer?
-You answer.

[Casey] What's you guys' status now?

-What do you mean what's our status?
-[laughs]

[Casey] Obviously you guys are going out,
boyfriend, girlfriend.

Yeah. Look at their heads.
They're both like…

[all laugh]

[Cedric] He fell in love last night.

[kisses]

-Oh, so cute. I love it.
-[chuckles]

[indistinct chatter]

Do you know with except
for going to the jacuzzi,

-we are yet to leave this cabin?
-[Kaitlyn] Mm-hmm.

I mean, also be the first time
we braved the outside world.

I know.

-[Kaitlyn] Are we meeting Talan?
-[Lauren] Yes, it's the plan.

Oh, that boy. He's so funny.

I've been chipping my nail polish off
all week and I'm like halfway done.

-I can't even do that.
-Oh, this is nicer than that.

This is pretty.

[both sigh]

I'm cold. Oh, gosh.

[Talan] Oh, hey.

[Talan] What's up? I'm so tired. Hi.

[Lauren] I haven't seen you in forever.

-How you doing?
-Good. You are cold.

-So how's snowboarding?
-It's fun. It's like--

[cell phone ringing]

-[cell phone ringing]
-[Lauren] Kristin.

Hi, Kristin. [chuckles] All right.

Okay. I'll call you when I'm done.

I love that girl, that she's cool,
but she'll be a bitch to me.

And then she comes back ten minutes later.

"You wanna go snowboarding?
Like, let's go."

-I'm sorry.
-[Lauren] I'm sorry.

Can I get a hot chocolate, please?

-Aww.
-[indistinct chatter]

How was your Valentine's Day?

[Lauren] Stephen flew back for the day

and he brought me candy and flowers
to surprise me,

and he brought me
lots of really good chocolate.

-[chuckles]
-And I really liked that. [chuckles]

Chocolate says "I love you."

Chocolate says "I love you"
and flowers say "I'm sorry."

[Talan] Yeah. He's a good guy.

He is, right?

-Did he really? Shut up.
-Yeah. Swear on my life.

You're so lying.

-I don't know.
-No.

-I don't know.
-I don't know.

["Am I Wrong Am I Right" playing]

♪ Is it true? ♪

♪ Am I wrong ♪

["Life Goes On" playing]

♪ If I could fly to you… ♪

[all] Bye, house!

♪ I was only trying to
Please everybody but myself ♪

♪ But myself
Keep it in a sea of blue ♪

♪ For all the things I can't undo ♪

♪ I never should have said
Goodbye to you ♪

♪ Well, baby, life goes on ♪

[Kristin] Billy, come here.

I'm so tired. Look how much different
the weather is here,

completely different
than the snow. [laughs]

-It's completely opposite, you know?
-Uh-huh. [laughs]

[Jessica] Uh-huh. I had fun though.

-Oh, I had so much fun.
-[Jessica] It was such, like a good break

because it like helped me a little bit.

Oh, wait. You talk to Jason
like every [bleep] day,

-and tell him how much you love him and--
-No, I don't. No, I don't.

Oh, don't even say that.

[Kristin] You told me you love him,
you dumbass.

I caught you in Mammoth in the bathroom
saying "I love you too," bitch.

[Kristin] Slut.

[all chuckle]

Jessica, it's kind of like
my situation with Stephen,

you just need more time away from him.

But okay. I see Jason every day

-and Jason and I were like…
-Uh-oh!

…really, really good friends before
and I don't know, it's just different.

Um… I'm going to lunch
with Stephen today.

Why is he in town on a random Sunday?

[Kristin] I don't know.

How's that gonna be?

[Kristin] I don't know.
I just don't want to hurt his feelings.

Well, it's been fun, guys.

Is it time for lunch with Stephen? Yep.

["Am I Falling" playing]

It's really hot out here.

♪ What I'm expecting ♪

♪ Maybe I'm not worthy of you ♪

♪ Maybe I just can't wait here for you ♪

♪ And out of the blue
I'm broken in two ♪

♪ And two worlds collide
With different views ♪

-Look at you.
-[Kristin] Hi.

-You look good. How are you?
-[Kristin] Good. How are you?

Good. Good, good. Did you order?

-Yeah, that's what this is.
-Oh, nice. Nice.

-[Kristin] What's up?
-[Stephen] Not much, just tired.

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

-Oh. Thank you.
-Thank you.

I want some.

-[Stephen clears throat]
-Yum.

Ow! [laughs]

Ow.

I got back from Mammoth. I'm so tired.

[Stephen] Did you snowboard every day?

-Every day.
-Every day?

-[Kristin] Every day.
-Promise?

-[Kristin] Mm-hmm.
-You aren't lying to me, are you?

Mm-mm. Wait, you know Wave Rave?
That snowboard shop up there.

[Stephen] Yeah.

A bunch of-- Three of the guys
that work there came with us snowboarding

and we hang out with them a few nights.

-That's sick.
-[Kristin] Yeah.

-Must have been so much fun.
-[Kristin] It was fun.

-I'm jealous. Did you see Lauren up there?
-Mm-mm.

-You never saw her?
-Mm-mm.

She never came over?

You guys didn't party? Yes.

[Kristin] So why'd you come down here
this weekend?

[Stephen] I don't know.

-I thought I could see you.
-[Kristin] Aw.

When are you gonna come up to visit me?

-[Kristin] Stephen.
-Kristin.

-When?
-[Stephen] Like early May.

[Stephen]

Okay.

[chuckles]

-[Stephen] What?
-Okay.

-[Stephen imitates puking]
-[chuckles]

Eat it, otherwise I'm gonna eat it.
[chuckles]

I told you I would come up.

-Hey.
-[Kristin chuckling] No.

-No, I'm stoked. It'll be fun.
-[chuckles]

-Yeah. Well, it's good to see you.
-It is good to see you too.

["Am I Falling" continues playing]

♪ When two worlds collide
With different views ♪

♪Am I falling? ♪

Um. This morning, I talked to Kristin.

I was so jealous, I wanted to go
snowboarding so bad

and Talan is like on his thing

and it's like,
"Fresh powder, out and about."

-And I was like… [groans]
-So cool.

Last year when I was up there
with Kristin, we went to Wave Rave,

which is like,
you rent snowboards and stuff,

and we met like the hottest guy
named Johnny.

So they went back there
and rented snowboards from them

and like they took him
snowboarding and stuff.

Oh, man. Snowboarding with hot guys,
that'd be embarrassing.

Well, at least she's over Jason, right?

Well, Jessica told Cami like,
"If you hook up with him, I'll kill you."

-[Taylor] No.
-I guess.

I don't care. If she's gonna come up
and yell at me,

I'll be like, "Excuse me, that's funny."

I don't even think Jason really
even liked her in the first place.

[all laugh]

["Home" playing]

♪ Takes you home ♪

♪ You don't know but it's ♪

♪ Love and hope that takes you home ♪

[theme music playing]

[music concludes]