Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County (2004–2006): Season 2, Episode 5 - Winter Formal - full transcript

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Okay, second clue.
Two black fish and then the rest goldfish.

-Out of all the fish in the sea.
-Where are we going to put the fish bowl?

Remember, we got the surfer's bench

-where everyone goes and looks out.
-Oh, yeah! Okay.

Then the beach,
so to figure out

-what we're doing at the beach.
-We can take ribbon

or something,
weigh it down with rocks and do,

-"Will you go to the formal with me?"
-Like with bouquets of flowers?

-I can't do that with Jason.
-[Taylor] I don't know what to do.

[Alex M] Everyone thinks that, it's like,

I asked Jessica's boyfriend to formal.



But they weren't even together
when you asked him.

Exactly! It's so annoying,
but I'm excited.

I'm so excited. I'm so excited.
I am so excited.

["Come Clean" playing]

♪ 'Cause perfect ♪

♪ Didn't feel so perfect ♪

♪ Trying to fit a square
Into a circle was no life ♪

♪ I defy ♪

♪ Let the rain fall down
And wake my dreams ♪

♪ Let it wash away my sanity ♪

♪ 'Cause I wanna feel the thunder
I wanna scream ♪

♪ Let the rain fall down ♪

♪ I'm coming clean ♪

♪ I'm coming clean ♪



[music concludes]

[upbeat music playing]

[Kristin] God,
Winter Formal is so stressful

because the girls have to ask the guys.

[Alex H] It's been a tradition forever.

So I was thinking to put the sign,
hang it right there,

and then just put streamers
all over the place,

-like whatever.
-[Alex H] Are you gonna hang the sign?

Yeah, because I'm going to write…

[Alex H] And then are you going
to stand below it?

Yeah.

Do you know that Ian
was my first friend in Laguna?

-[Alex H] Yeah. First friend in the class.
-I think he was my first friend in Laguna.

Ian is always the kind of guy

that you'll always
be good friends with.

[Kristin] Yeah, Ian's a good guy. [grunts]

Like right here?

[Alex H] Yeah, then you're
gonna stand there,

-or just, he's gonna see it?
-I don't know.

I guess I'm gonna be
right here like, "Yeah."

[chuckles] Okay. Streamers it is.

[Taylor] I think the way
that we're asking them

is going to be so cute.
It's like a scavenger hunt.

[Alex M] Should we just park right there?

[Taylor] Yeah. So I'm going to say,
"Go to your car."

Say, "There's a little tiny surprise
on your car."

[cell phone ringing]

Hi.

[chuckles] Are you serious?

-No way.
-He's like, "Oh, my God. Are you serious?"

[Jason]

["The Kind of Guy I Like" playing]

♪ You look like the kind of guy I like ♪

What? How did she…
how did she think of that?

[Alex M] The things we do
for these boys. [gasps]

[Taylor] Talan and Jason better love this.

-[Alex M] Next.
-[Taylor] Yay!

Oh, my G-- [chuckles]

Stephen always asked me
in a really cute way.

Yeah, what Stephen did was really cute.

-[Trey] He's here.
-Okay, like, two minutes.

[Jason] All right.
What's this thing say?

"Out of all the fish in the sea."
I told you. [chuckles]

[Taylor] Wait, but really the balloons

-are gonna fly away.
-[Alex M] The poster is gonna

-fall out of my arm.
-[Taylor chuckles]

[Talan] Holy [bleep]. Look at that banner.

"Turn around and go to Treasure Island."

Everyone turns around
and goes to Treasure Island.

[man 1] Hey, Ian,
bring up a size six, too, okay?

[upbeat music playing]

-[chuckles]
-[Ian] Oh, my God, dude. No way.

Ian, will you go to Winter Formal

-with me?
-[Ian] Yes.

-Aw.
-[chuckles]

-[Alex M] Taylor!
-[Taylor] What?

-[Alex M] Are they there?
-[Taylor] I don't see them.

[Alex M] They're here! They're here! Yay!

-[Talan] Dude, which box?
-[Jason] They have our names on them.

-[Taylor chuckles]
-[Talan] My box is laughing.

-[Taylor screams]
-[Alex M screams]

[Taylor] Whoo! Hello.

-[Jason] Come here. Of course.
-[chuckles]

-[Taylor] Is that a yes?
-Of course, babe.

[chuckles]

-[Jason hums]
-Did you like our little

-scavenger hunt?
-Oh, my God.

This was the best asking ever.

Jason, I know that sucks
that now you have to go with me

and you have a girlfriend. It sucks.

-No, it's mellow.
-No, I just… I'm not, like…

You can take pictures
with Jessica and stuff. I just…

Well, no [bleep]. [chuckles]

-Don't be an ass-[bleep] about it!
-I was just saying, like, "Duh."

I just want to hang out with you
afterwards or something.

-Yeah.
-Yeah, Jason and Alex.

No, I'm just kidding. [chuckles]

[Taylor] So you excited for Winter Formal?

Yeah. I hope everyone just has
a good time, there's no drama.

-[scoffs] Drama.
-I hope… There won't be any drama.

Unless the girls bring it upon you.
You know.

Well, I'm not going to
bring it upon anybody.

-[chuckles] I'm not!
-[chuckles]

Yeah.

[Alex M] Anyways, so I'm happy
you liked our surprise.

It took us a long time to do.

-[Jason] It was cool.
-[Alex M chuckles]

♪ I woke up with a bad dream ♪

[Jessica] All right, so,

does everybody know
the final limo list for Winter Formal?

-[Kristin] Oh, my God.
-[Jessica] The five of us.

You're going to name

-the whole list right now?
-Yep!

[Emily] Please don't.
I don't want to listen.

That's like 44 people.

-I was thinking about the limo.
-I'm excited I'm going with Ian.

I'm excited I'm going with Jeff.
That'll be a fun thing.

I'm excited I'm going with Jake.

You're going to have
so much fun at Winter Formal.

I can't even explain
how much fun you're going to have.

[Kristin] Why can't I have fun?

I'm not gonna have [bleep] fun, Kristin.

-That's the point.
-Oh! [chuckles]

Thought you were being serious.

[Jessica] No. Don't worry.
I'm going to say,

"Alex, he's your date.
You have to take care of him."

-[chuckles]
-Oh, my God.

[Jessica] What? It is her date.

I'd be pissed if my boyfriend
was going with someone else.

Alex and I are getting
hair extensions for Winter Formal.

-[Emily] Don't let 'em look like Casey.
-[Kristin] Oh!

[Jessica] Were you there
when Taylor was talking

about getting her hair extensions?

She's so amped to look like Casey,
it's unbelievable.

["We Used to Be Friends" playing]

♪ A long time ago we used to be friends ♪

-[woman 1] Hi.
-[Taylor] Hi! I'm here for Andrea.

-[woman 1] All right. Come on back.
-Okay.

♪ …If ever again… ♪

I'm so excited.

[indistinct chatter]

Okay. Thank you.

-[Andrea] Okay.
-This is my friend Alex.

-Andrea, this is Alex.
-Hi.

Nice to meet you.

♪ …Come on now honey… ♪

[both chuckle]

♪… Just remember me when… ♪

-[Alex H] Hi.
-[Kristin] Hi.

I'm CK.

-This is CK.
-Kristin.

-Kristin, nice to meet you.
-Yeah.

-Alex?
-[Alex H] Hi.

-[Cindy] You excited about this?
-Yeah.

-Yeah, you're going to love this.
-Oh, I'm excited.

[Cindy] I've got 22 inches, really long,
so we can do whatever you want.

-Okay.
-[Cindy] So you excited about your formal?

-Yeah.
-[Cindy] Who you gonna go with?

I'm just going to go with a friend, Ian.

-[Cindy] Yeah.
-[Alex H] Kristin, do you know

-if Taylor got her hair done yet?
-I don't know.

[Taylor] Remember Kristin, Andrea?

-Uh-huh.
-She's getting extensions today, too.

-Shut up.
-Oh, yeah!

[Andrea] Yours will be so much better.

-Whatever.
-You're cuter.

[Alex H] It's gonna be
so weird to see you with long hair.

-[Kristin] Yeah, I know.
-[Alex H] 'Cause your hair's so short.

It's so funny 'cause I was telling Casey

I was getting my hair extensions today,
and she's like,

"You need to get the individuals.
They're better."

-I'm like, "Oh, like yours?"
-[Cindy] I do individuals, too.

No, no, no, but this girl
has individual ones,

and they look like [bleep].

And I was like, "Um, no." [chuckles]

["We Used to Be Friends" playing]

[Jessica] Get acrylics
so I don't have to be the only one.

[Alex H] I don't want to be like,

"I have fake hair,
and I have fake long nails."

-[Kristin] I'm not.
-[Jessica] You're not?

[Kristin] I don't wanna
look like a fake bimbo.

[beautician] Welcome to Beautiful Nails.

-Hi.
-[beautician] You guys are all having

-manicure-pedicures today?
-Yes.

-Okay.
-We're getting acrylics, though.

[Casey] Are you guys going
to get acrylics?

-Yeah.
-Yeah, me, too.

Your nails are pretty healthy
for having acrylics on.

-You always have acrylics on.
-I know! I hate--

I feel like a boy when I don't.

-Where's my stupid boyfriend? God!
-[Alex H] What?

He was supposed
to come over this morning

because he told me he had to go home
at ten o'clock last night.

-That was bull-[bleep].
-I know. Complete bull-[bleep].

And I'm like, "Don't lie to me!"

"I don't care where you're going,
just don't lie to me, you know."

-Right.
-[Jessica] So does he come over?

Of course he doesn't come over.
Duh. It's Jason, you know.

So then I call his house
this morning just to be like,

"What are you doing?
But we'll hang out afterwards, whatever."

Do you think he answers
his house phone? No, he doesn't.

-I honestly don't know what you're doing.
-I don't, either. God!

[Kristin] It's so obvious
he's cheating on you.

[Alex M] It's stuck in my head.
Is this it?

Oh, hi!

What's going on?

-Funny.
-[Casey] Hi, y'all.

Let me see your extensions.
Are they really long?

Yeah. Well, they're up to like right here.

Oh, my God.
Ours is exactly the same.

[tense music playing]

-[chuckles]
-Oh.

[Alex M] I'm excited to go with Jason

'cause I think he's really fun
to go out with anyway.

He's really fun.

Are you going to get French on your toes?

-Mm-hmm.
-[Taylor] Me, too.

[chuckles]

[tense music fades]

["Now That You're Here" playing]

[Kristin] "Life Styles
of the Rich and Famous."

Oh, I forgot that's even our theme.

Where's your crown? Put your crown on.

Here, it's right here.

-I know.
-[Kristin] All right, thanks. [chuckles]

♪ What do I wear?
I don't know ♪

-So do you guys have boyfriends?
-[Alex M] No.

[makeup artist 1] Who you going with?

[Alex M] This guy Jason,
but he has a girlfriend.

Why isn't he going with his girlfriend?

[Alex M] Because I asked him
before they started dating.

[makeup artist 2] Mm-hmm.

[Talan] I like what I do. I'm big, dude.

Oh, no.

[Cedric] The head's small
on that. [chuckles]

Hey, if you laugh,

-I'm going to burn your head.
-[chuckles]

I'll give you a curling iron hickey.

Oh, and then you can be like,
"Look, Jason. I kissed a boy." [chuckles]

[Alex M] Now Jessica is like,

"Well, I didn't know
we were taking pictures."

She doesn't want
to take pictures with him.

I'm fine with taking pictures with Jason.

Ooh, our night is getting started.

-[Alex H] Hi.
-[Kristin] Hi. [chuckles]

-Alex, moon roof, babe.
-[Alex H] Oh, what? [chuckles]

Ow! What up?

[both scream, laugh]

-[cheers]
-[Kirstin cheers, chuckles]

There are a lot of girlfriends
in the damn limo right now.

There's going to be so much drama now.

-Yeah.
-My date is here.

[Alex H] Oh, that means my date's here.

-Great.
-Oh, yeah. All our dates are here.

-Um… No, mine's not.
-My date is probably not here.

[Kristin] Where is--
Here comes the boys.

-What up, boys?
-[cheers]

[all cheer]

-[Jessica] Where's Jason?
-[Cedric] He left with Alex.

[Jessica] Good, I don't want to see him.
I'm pissed.

[Kristin] Let's go, let's go.

-[instrumental music playing]
-[indistinct chatter]

[Jessica] Wait, right there?

-Right there? Do I do it right there?
-Yeah.

-We're going to have a good time.
-We're going to have so much fun.

-[Alex H] You're with Ian.
-[Kristin] Thank you.

-Thank you.
-Got it!

-All right.
-[Jessica] Last night he told me

his parents wanted him home
at ten when he went over

to Cedric's house
and spent the night at Cedric's.

If he can lie to me
over something like that,

what else is he lying to me about?
It just pissed me off.

[indistinct chatter]

-[Cedric] Where you at?
-[Jason] Big Ced. Come on, now.

-Alex!
-[Cedric] Let's go take a picture.

-[Cedric]
-[Jason chuckles]

[indistinct chatter]

-I'm just kidding. Is that quartz?
-Hi, Jason.

-Are you being mean now?
-I'm not being mean, Jason.

I'm just pissed
that you lied to me last night.

-I didn't lie to you!
-Really, you didn't lie to me?

-What did you have to do last night?
-[Jason] Shh.

You're such a liar! You're such a liar!

And I wouldn't care, just tell me.
Don't lie to me.

[indistinct chatter]

-Don't get mad.
-I'm not getting mad.

I don't want to get mad at you,
but that really bothers me

because if you can lie to me
about something so stupid--

-Can you fix my flower?
-Fix it?

Am I not allowed to be mad at you
for sitting there and lying to my face?

You were being difficult the whole night.

How was I being difficult?
You know that I wouldn't care.

If you can lie to me
about something as stupid

as going to Cedric's house,

-what else can you lie to me about?
-Shh!

-[instrumental music continuing]
-[indistinct chatter]

[Jason]

[Jessica]

[indistinct chatter]

[Alex M]

[Jason] She gets mad
over the stupidest things.

[indistinct chatter]

Hey, what's… Why…

[Jason]

[indistinct chatter]

["Stir It Up" playing]

♪ Come on ♪

♪ Word up
We 'bout to stir it up ♪

♪ We 'bout to
Take it down, take it down tonight ♪

I figured this thing out, dude.

♪ …Sho' nuff, we 'bout to blow it up ♪

-["Stir It Up" continuing]
-[indistinct chatter]

[gentle music playing]

[Alex M] Only the drive-through is open.

[Taylor[ Unless you're trying
to walk through.

[Alex H] I can't believe
Jessica is waiting for Jason.

I'm changing.
Hope y'all don't mind some nudity.

[Alex H] I have nothing to change into.

-[indistinct chatter]
-[gentle music continuing]

[Jason]

[Jason]

[gentle music continuing]

[Kristin] All I wanted to do
is put on jeans.

Jeans, big boots, shirts,

-and you know what we should do?
-[boys chanting]

Damn. Looks like we found
a love nest over here.

I didn't kiss anybody tonight.

Two Diet Cokes
and then a number eight. Alex!

No, you guys cannot walk through.
They will not give you food.

[Taylor] The limo won't fit
in the drive-through.

TJ, I think it's time to go.
I think those people are mad at us.

[Taylor] Alex? Don't leave me alone.

-[Alex M] There were some weird people.
-That was a fun Winter Formal.

-[chuckles]
-Cheers to the last Winter Formal, biznat.

[chuckles]

[gentle music fading]

Jason, wake up. Idiot, wake up.

[Jason] Oh, we're a little angry.

[Jessica] Yeah, wake up.
You sleeping over at my house?

-Wait a minute, I was at my house.
-Come here, stop!

-Are you sleeping at my house?
-You're so out of control.

I know. Are you sleeping

-at my house or not?
-[Jason] Yes.

I don't want to talk about it.

-Talk about what?
-[Jason] About the [bleep] situation.

-[Jessica] What's the situation, Jason?
-[Jason] We're over it! Drop it.

[Jessica] Can you tell me
what the situation

-is, then?
-[Jason] No, drop it.

Why can't you tell me
what the situation is?

[Jason] I don't want to
[bleep] talk about it.

Why not?

-[Jason] 'Cause I said so.
-I don't care.

-[Jason] Good. God, you're so annoying.
-I'm so what?

-[Jason] You're annoying.
-Why am I annoying?

[Jason] Because you ask
too many [bleep] questions.

I'm sorry. Am I not allowed
to ask questions?

[Jason] Yes. Yeah.

[Jessica] Stop, Jason. Stop!

[Jason]

[Jessica] What's my [bleep], Jason?
You're sick of my [bleep]?

-[Jason] Yeah.
-[Jessica] What's my [bleep]?

-[Jason] You!
-[Jessica] What's my [bleep]?

-[Jason]
-[Jessica] Stop, Jason.

-You're going home right now.
-What? Let the [bleep] go.

-[Jessica] Stop then. Stay here.
-[Jason mumbles]

-Huh? Repeat it.
-Shut up.

-Repeat what you just said.
-[Jason] Get over yourself.

How am I…
Oh, me get over myself?

-Okay.
-Where's my jacket and stuff?

I don't know. I don't have it.

-You were the one who was wearing it.
-Well, I don't [bleep] have it, Jason.

Okay. [scoffs]

[birds chirping]

[Kristin] I wanted to kiss somebody,
but there's nobody. [chuckles]

-Did you have fun with Jeffrey?
-[Alex H] Yeah, he was a fun date.

I really wasn't even trying
to make out with him.

I was just like,
"All right. You're a guy. I'm a girl."

-[chuckles]
-[laughs]

Was there any difference
from the dance last night

than how it was previous years
with Stephen?

I don't know if it's Stephen that I miss

or just the comfort of
having a boyfriend and that whole…

Well, if you miss Stephen,
that's only natural.

You guys were together for, like,
two and a half years or whatever.

-Yeah.
-[Alex H] Of course you're gonna miss him,

but you probably also miss
the fact of having a guy there.

-Yeah.
-[Alex H] Having a boyfriend.

I really want Jessica
to break up with Jason.

-Yeah, but she won't.
-[Kristin] Well…

She likes him way too much
to do that to herself.

-He treats her like [bleep].
-[Alex H] I know.

But the thing is, she lets him.

Yeah, like yesterday
at the manicure salon,

she's like, "I'm so mad at him.
I'm not gonna call him,"

but then when he calls her
and it gets down to it,

she gets mad for a second,
and then she's like, "It's okay."

-[Kristin] I know.
-'Cause she's too scared

she's going to lose him.

-[breathes deeply] I know.
-[Alex H] Whatever.

Last night was interesting.

-It was fun, though.
-Uh-huh.

-Oh, my God. I think it's going to rain.
-[chuckles] You have a hood.

[Alex M yelps]

[Taylor] Oh, my God. Look at the tide.

[Alex M] I've never seen it
like this before.

-[Taylor] It's so pretty.
-[Alex M] Mm-hmm.

So last night was successful.

-Talan was nice.
-[Taylor] Yeah, he was. He was fun.

[Alex M] Did you see what Jason
was doing to me last night?

-What?
-He tries to dance with me.

He gets really close,
and I just feel weird…

-Yeah.
-…dancing with him

'cause it's Jessica's boyfriend.

[Taylor] Jessica, like…

she goes to Dieter
who's obsessed with her,

and that pushed her away,

and then Jason
who does not give a [bleep]

and for some reason, that pulls her in.

I don't know what it's going
to take for her to click.

-[Alex M] She kind of alienated herself.
-It's her fault.

So you kinda pissed Jessica off?

-Yeah, I guess. She's weird like that.
-Jessica is a whiner.

She pisses people off easy,
and she's all drama.

Yeah, totally.

-[Cedric] Alex is different.
-Yeah.

[Cedric] She's one of
the coolest girls I know.

She's really easy to get along with, too.

She's a lot more fun to be with.
She's really outgoing.

She is seriously one-of-a-kind.
She's really… she's really cool.

[Cedric] So do you like her?

Well, obviously you like her,
but do you, like, really like her?

Yeah… Poor Jessica.

["Nobody's Home" playing]

I mean…

♪ What's wrong, what's wrong now? ♪

♪ Too many, too many problems ♪

♪ Don't know where she belongs ♪

♪ Where she belongs ♪

♪ She wants to go home ♪

♪ But nobody's home ♪

♪ That's where she lies ♪

♪ Broken inside ♪

♪ She's lost inside ♪

♪ Lost inside ♪

["Nobody's Home" fading]

[theme music playing]

[theme music fading]