Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County (2004–2006): Season 2, Episode 4 - More Than Friends - full transcript

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-[cell phone ringing]
-It's Talan.

-Hello?
-Kristin.

-[Kristin] Hey, what's up?
-Nothing. What are you doing?

Nothing, just hanging out at Alex's.

-Tell her I say hi.
-Talan says hi.

-[Alex] Hi.
-Hi.

Well, it was good to see you today.

I know, I know. I'm glad I saw you.
That was fun.

What are you going to do tomorrow?
Do you want to go to dinner?

-Yeah.
-Around like eight o'clock-ish?

-Okay, cool.
-[Talan] Awesome.



We got a lot to talk about.
There's a lot on my mind.

-All right, Kristin.
-See you tomorrow.

-Goodbye.
-[Kristin chuckling] Bye-bye.

-[Alex] What did he say?
-He wants to go to dinner tomorrow night.

Aw. I think he likes you, like…

-Whatever. [laughs]
-[Alex] Yeah.

["Come Clean" playing]

♪ 'Cause perfect ♪

♪ Didn't feel so perfect ♪

♪ Trying to fit a square
Into a circle was no life ♪

♪ I defy ♪

♪ Let the rain fall down
And wake my dreams ♪

♪ Let it wash away my sanity ♪

♪ 'Cause I want to feel
The thunder ♪



♪ I want to scream
Let the rain fall down ♪

♪ I'm coming clean ♪

♪ I'm coming clean ♪

["Come Clean" concludes]

[rock music playing]

[indistinct chatter]

[rock music concludes]

-You guys…
-Let's do this.

…I'm so excited.

-Okay, who's holding first, you or me?
-Okay, no, I go around. You hold.

Oh, God.
Okay, we have to switch off though.

-[Alex M] Okay.
-[Taylor] Okay, let's do this.

♪ Don’t think because I’m young
I don’t feel pressure ♪

-♪ Life's not as easy as it seems… ♪
-[Taylor] Hold on.

-[Morgan] Ooh, ow! Ooh, ow.
-[all laugh]

[Alex] Taylor, I need your help!

-Oh!
-[all chuckle]

[Taylor] Oh, perfect, perfect,
even more perfect.

[Morgan] I'm doing ha-ha right here.

[all laugh]

Put all the trash
on top of the car.

[Taylor chuckling]

-Oh.
-Did you see them?

They're coming. They're coming.

-Oh!
-[Alex M] Taylor, hurry! Taylor, hurry!

-[Jason] Oh, my God!
-[Taylor] I'm scared.

[yells] No.

-[Cedric] What the [bleep]?
-Car got so [bleep] up.

-[Cedric] Dude, is that paint?
-[Jason] Is this from that night

when we like put blood
on their windows and stuff?

[Cedric] Talan wasn't even there.

-[girls laugh]
-[all scream]

-Oh!
-[girls laugh]

-That's real funny, guys.
-Who do you think did that?

-[Jason] Who's going to pick all this up?
-Not us.

-[Morgan] Okay, guys, leave now. Go.
-[Alex M] We are funny. We are funny.

[Cedric] Oh, my God,
they have it under your car.

[Jason] Why did we have to drive
my car today?

-This crap is all over my hands.
-[Cedric] Payback's a bitch, dude.

♪ I'm ready to go, I'm at the bottom check
Checkin' it, ready to blow ♪

I sat in Jason's car and looked through
his whole entire phone book.

Every single text message,

-every single call log.
-[Alex] Jessica.

[Kristin] That used to piss me off.

Stephen used to look
at my call log, like, on a daily basis

and, like, get mad at me.
He's like "Who's that?"

-Yeah, and you're like, "Oh, my God."
-No, I'm not like…

I'm not like that, not like that.

-[both] Yet.
-[all laugh]

[Jessica] Today, Kelly comes up
to me and is like,

"Jessica, I'm so mad at you."
And I was like, "Why?"

And she goes, she goes,

"Just because you were always
the girl who's like,

if a guy cheats on you, that's it,
like they're cut."

"That's it, they're done,
like no more."

And I'm like,
"I'm still like that, Kelly."

And she's like,
"Really, then what about Jason?"

And I'm like, "There's no proof
that he cheated on me,

and if I went by what everyone said, like,
I'd be broken up with him right now."

♪ And this vision of love
That I can't get out my mind… ♪

[Alex M chuckling] What?

-How funny was that today?
-The prank?

-[Alex M] That was really fun.
-Yeah.

Sitting on the car,
me crawling underneath the car.

I know, I was totally checking out Talan.
I was like, "I feel so lame right now."

Jason's so cute, you guys.

-[Morgan] He's your type.
-Yeah. Definitely your type.

-Yeah.
-He's a bad boy.

[Taylor] Isn't Casey, like, really good
friends with Cedric and Jason?

Maybe you should all, like,
go to dinner or something.

I'll talk to Casey then.

[Taylor] Are him and Jessica together?

Does it matter?
He's so hot. He's so hot.

[Alex H] Who's all going
to Ben Brown's tonight?

Please, go. [chuckles]

-Oh, it doesn't sound like fun.
-Jason, Cedric, me, maybe Tyler,

Kendra, Cammie, Morgan, Casey.

-Wow. That's going to be fun.
-[chuckles]

[Jessica] The only reason I'm going

-is 'cause Jason's gonna be there.
-[Alex H] Right, right.

[Jessica] You know, I wouldn't
want to be with all of them.

-Although, whenever Jason's around…
-[Alex H] Especially on a night out.

Yeah, he gets all tense.
He doesn't know how to act.

He's so awkward,
and it's, like, so frustrating

because I'm like, "Dude, lighten."

He like… He won't touch me.
Like, God forbid he even gives me a hug.

-You know, it's so frustrating.
-[Alex H] Yeah.

[sirens wailing]

♪ Remember when I took your hand
Full of hope ♪

♪ You showed me how to provoke… ♪

[Morgan] My parents eat here all the time,
and they say it's really good.

Are you going to even
order food or what?

-[Morgan] No, I'm not hungry. I ate like…
-What are you going to do?

-[Morgan] …a little bit ago.
-Eat some of yours.

-Let's get this dinner started.
-[Kyndra] Where's Kristin?

-I'm hungry.
-She went out with Talan.

[Cedric] Okay, I would get either…

Or… Yeah, you're sitting right there now.

-I am today.
-It's not bad.

-[Casey] It's so cute.
-What's wrong, hon?

-Nothing.
-Okay.

-[indistinct chatter]
-[Jessica] Why are you so angry?

-[Jason] I'm not.
-Yeah, you are.

-I'm not.
-Why?

I'm not.

-[chuckles] Wow! Entertainment.
-[Casey laughing]

Why is this so awkward?

-Can we make this fun?
-[Cedric] No.

-Will you come outside with me?
-Yeah.

-[indistinct chatter]
-[dishes clattering]

[Jessica] Why are you acting like this?

-You know exactly what it's over, so--
-No, I don't know what it's over.

If I did,
then I wouldn't be asking you right now.

-Yeah, you do.
-Because I sat next to Cedric

-and talked to him? Then what is it over?
-No, not even.

-Just the way you're acting.
-How am I acting?

-You tell me.
-[laughs]

If I knew how I was acting,
I wouldn't be asking you right now.

-How am I acting?
-You're acting fine.

Oh, my God.

Poor Jason.

-Poor Jason? Poor…
-[Alex H] Poor Jessica.

[Jessica] What do you mean you don't know?

[Jason]
Well, it doesn't come off like that.

That I don't want to be with you?

How does it not come off like that
when you're the one who doesn't call me,

and you're the one
who doesn't do anything?

[indistinct chatter]

[Jason] All right. Then we'll solve it.

[Cedric] Am I stupid
or are they talking about that?

It's so stupid.

[Cedric] Can you go out there
and get those people?

[sighs]

[soft music playing]

[Jessica and Jason kissing]

[indistinct chatter}

-Love you.
-You too, baby.

-[soft music concludes]
-[indistinct chatter]

-Hi there! What's up?
-[Talan] Hi.

-How are you?
-[Kristin] Good!

[kisses]

Good to see you.
How long have you been here?

-[Talan] You look good.
-Thanks. So do you.

So, you said you had to talk
to me about something.

-Yeah. Uh…
-Good or bad?

-Good.
-What's it about?

Us.

-Okay.
-[Talan] Yeah.

-You think I care about you?
-[dishes clattering]

[chuckles] Oh, my God, don't.

-What's up with you and Taylor?
-Me and Taylor? What?

Didn't you guys have
a little fling or something?

I don't even know Taylor.
I don't get her.

She's like probably one of the only girls
I never got.

Honestly, it is like a tease that's like
not a tease because she like…

You've always had
that little thing for her though.

-It's all a waste of time.
-Yeah. Well.

You know what sucks?

It's like I'm the nice guy
who finishes last.

You know what I mean?

And like, I try to play games.
I used to know how to.

I play games.

-Oh, yeah, you do. Yeah, you do.
-[chuckles]

But see, but I know your games.
That's the funny thing.

Yeah, you do, but like…

But I've known you for like five years,
so that's why it's like--

Yeah. I can't believe it.

-[Talan] My house that one night?
-What night?

The first night.

Oh, the first time we ever hooked up?

-That feels like six months ago.
-[Kristin] That was sophomore year.

-I'm tripping.
-That's so weird.

[sighs]

♪ Yet to find another ♪

♪ Was I good enough
To have enough to offer ♪

♪ I always learn the hard way
Guess I'm always gonna falter ♪

♪ Baby, I know I could try… ♪

[upbeat music playing]

[skateboard rolling]

[upbeat music concludes]

I've been chilling with Kristin
a lot lately.

Like… we hooked up.

Basically, we were at my house
sitting on my deck, you know,

like, looking at the stars
and chilling, and like,

it was like late at night,
after we went to dinner,

and like, I started, like, kissing her.

[JP] No, no, no, no, no, no.
You know what? Here's the deal.

This is how I feel about Kristin.
She is like super cool,

but like, you couldn't really, like,
get too into it.

Well, the way that Kristin is,
she's got like so much confidence,

so she knows she can get every guy,

like that's as soon as she like backs off.

Because it's like,
"All right, I got Talan."

-Oh, yeah.
-You know what I mean?

-But, dude, chicks do that so much.
-And I was like, "Dude, that's so lame."

Oh, this is what they do.

The guy has no interest in them,
and then they can like hook him,

and then once the guy is hooked
and starts getting amped on a chick,

then they're like,
"Okay, I move to a new guy."

Well, it's like conquer.
You know what I'm saying?

[rock music playing]

-[JP] You want to cruise?
-[Talan] Let's cruise.

♪ Too much, it's not happening at all ♪

♪ Why don't you give it up? ♪

♪ Is that happening right now? ♪

[Alex H] Kristin?

[Kristin] Hey! What's up?

I'm looking at these pictures,

and they're cracking me up.
This is funny.

[Alex H] I love looking through
old pictures.

[Kristina] Oh, my God,
look at this picture. [chuckles]

Let me see.

-Oh, my God.
-I liked-- Or I had a crush.

-[Alex H] That's when Jason was…
-I had a secret crush on Jason.

[Alex H] …a nice guy.

[Kristin gasping] Oh, my God,
remember this night?

This is the first night
I hooked up with Talan. [scoffs]

[Alex H] Look how different
both you guys look.

That's when you were like gnarly Kristin.

[Kristin] Talan--

Talan has made
the biggest transition, I think.

I want to hear about your dinner, Kristin.
Was it like a fun dinner?

[sighs] I don't know.
It's a lose-lose situation with that boy.

-[chuckles] I feel bad for him.
-I'm just kidding. [chuckles]

-Why? [chuckling]
-'Cause you mess with his mind.

-No, I don't, Alex. [chuckles]
-[Alex H chuckling]

No, I don't.

-I mean, you don't do it to like--
-[Kristin] I don't do it on purpose.

I just… [scoffs] I think… I don't know.

[Alex H] You guys have that kind
of relationship where you can do that.

-Yeah. [chuckles]
-[chuckles] But he can't do it to you.

-[chuckles]
-[gasps] Kristin!

Well, but I do! I [bleep] with his head,

and that's not good
for his little, you know…

-[Alex H] It's not because--
-…little heart.

You like flirting with him
and like kissing him and stuff.

It really doesn't help him because
then he doesn't want to date other people

because then he thinks you like him.

I just do that.
I [bleep] with boys' heads.

-Look at this pic though.
-[Alex H] You do, but whatever.

It's so much better
to be that kind of person

-than to get your head [bleep].
-Yeah, I'd rather be like that

-than like you.
-[both laugh]

[upbeat music playing]

[upbeat music concludes]

This is going to be interesting tonight,
this dinner, you know.

Jason and you are going to be so cute.

At least, he and Cedric are going,
so it's not going to be like…

-[Casey] Awkward.
-…too, like, "Hey, what's up, man?"

[Casey] No.
Okay, this is what I'm going to do.

In the middle of the dinner or something,
I'm going to be like, "Oh, Cedric, hey,

I forgot something in your car,"

and I'm going to talk
to Cedric about it. Why not?

Oh, oh, that's good. That's good.
Talk to the friend. Talk to the friend.

Let him know that you have
something for him,

-but don't act all needy and like--
-Oh, no, no, no, no. Oh, hell no.

[Casey] "Call me." You know?
Yeah, I know you.

-I got it, yeah!
-[Casey] Yeah.

[soft pop music playing]

[car honking]

-[Alex M] I'm nervous.
-[Casey] Be confident, Al.

-Hi.
-[Alex and Casey] Hi.

-Seriously?
-[Alex M] No, boys. Honking,

what is that?

-[Jason] Cedric's too lazy.
-You come up and get us.

-Yeah.
-Hi.

[Cedric] I tried and it didn't work out.

-Hi, Jason.
-What's up, Alex?

[Casey chuckling]

-[crickets chirping]
-[dial pad beeping]

♪ It's dying to come alive ♪

♪ But you're happy hanging on
Just getting by… ♪

[Jason over voicemail] Hey, this is Jason.
Leave a message and I'll call you back.

-[voicemail beeps]
-Jason, it's Jess.

Call me back on my cell when you get this.
Okay, bye.

Thank you, J.
What a gentleman of you.

-Thank you.
-[Cedric] Yeah, good job, bud.

-[Jason] Thanks, man.
-Thank you.

[Alex M chuckling] Aw, thanks, Ced.

[indistinct chatter]

-I'm excited for dinner, aren't you?
-I heard this place is really good.

-[Alex M] Have you eaten here before?
-[Cedric] No.

-[Casey] Hey, Ced.
-Yes, that's my name.

[Casey] I left my phone in your car.
Will you come with me to get it?

-[Cedric] Yeah.
-We'll be right back.

-[indistinct chatter]
-[laughs]

-[chuckles] This is dumb though.
-[Cedric] Now, you two have a good time.

[chuckles]

Oh.

-[laughs]
-[Jason] What's so funny?

I just… I just… I don't know, nothing.

-You got something to ask me?
-No.

Why? What do you think
I'm going to ask you?

I have no idea.

-I don't have anything to ask you.
-Just wondering.

-What's wrong? [chuckling]
-Nothing.

[clicks tongue] Um…
so you and Jessica?

It's good.

It is? [chuckling] Cool.

So, were you guys having like a…

Last night, were you having like
a family party at your house?

Not last night.

Oh, yeah, there was people.
Why? How'd you know?

No, because I drove past
because I was going towards the park,

like, over by there in that area,
and I was like, "Oh."

What were you doing over there?

Just hanging out with some friends.
[chuckling]

-[Jason] Who?
-No one, just some friends.

-[indistinct chatter]
-[ice clinking]

♪ Screaming infidelities
Taking its wear… ♪

-[Casey] Hey.
-Hey, that was pretty long.

-Sorry, I had boy problems.
-Oh, you had a phone call?

-No, that's cool.
-[Casey chuckling] Sorry!

-[Jason] Yeah.
-[Cedric] Hey, cutie.

-[Casey chuckling]
-♪ Screaming infidelities ♪

♪ And taking its wear ♪

-♪ Your hair, it's everywhere… ♪
-[dial pad beeps]

-[dial tone ringing]
-♪ Screaming infidelities ♪

♪ And taking its wear ♪

[Jason over voicemail] Hey, this is Jason.
Leave a message.

-[crickets chirping]
-[song concludes]

[upbeat music playing]

-[Morgan H] Hey.
-Hey, Morgy.

Stopped by to get some cereal?

[both chuckle]

I also ran out of milk.
My brother drank all the milk.

-[gulps] Where's Al?
-[Taylor] Um, I don't know.

She was out really late last night
to dinner with Cedric and Jason and…

[crockery clattering]

-Found a hair in my cereal.
-[Morgan H chuckling]

-It's probably yours.
-[Taylor] It probably is.

Uh, Cedric and Jason and Casey.

I can just see this escalating into…

-drama.
-Oh, yeah, of course it is.

Everything with Alex and everything
with Jessica escalates into drama.

Everything dealing with Jason
escalates into drama.

Yeah.

[Morgan H] Tay,
I drove home the other night,

and Kristin's car was right outside
of Talan's house.

[instrumental music playing]

He's such a hypocrite. Ah!

I don't know. Just talk to him.

[instrumental music concludes]

[Alex H] Hi, J.

-Hey, J.
-Yo, biotches.

-What you doing?
-Hmm. Not much.

-We just got Sidekicks.
-[chuckles]

-Ew!
-Look how fun.

-Let me see.
-They're so much fun.

[Alex H] Here, you can flip through it.
[chuckling]

[Jessica] Okay,
so I have to tell you something,

but you can't yell at me
and like get really mad.

Uh-oh.

Last night, Jason and I
were supposed to hang out,

and he never called me to tell me
that we wouldn't hang out,

just completely stood me up.

-Wow.
-I'm not gonna yell at you.

I'm just going to say why?
Why are you still with him?

Like, look what he does to you, Jessica.

-It really doesn't surprise me.
-[Jessica] And there's like--

-Have you talked to him since then?
-[Jessica] Nope.

-[Kristin] But you don't care.
-Of course, I care.

[Kristin] Like, you don't care enough
to break up with him and to end it.

Are you kidding me?

Why don't you do something
about it, Jess?

-[Jessica] I know, I know, I know.
-I mean, like, all I ever talk

about with you anymore
is how Jason keeps hurting you.

So, how about your dinner with Talan?

[scoffs] Yeah, let's forget about Jason.
It's your relationship, not mine, so fine.

-Well, anyways, Talan is fun.
-[Alex H] Ooh.

No, it's not "ooh." It's just fun.

[Alex H] No, but he likes you,
so it makes it "ooh" on his part.

So, it make-- [chuckles] Yeah.

[Alex H] What's the deal
with him and Taylor?

-I don't know.
-He's like obsessed with Taylor,

-and Taylor falls for it like--
-[Kristin] Well, no, Taylor just likes…

-She doesn't fall for it. She just…
-She likes the attention, so she's like,

"Wait, what, Talan?"

[all chuckle]

♪ Coming un, coming un, coming undone ♪

[Talan] "You and Kristin--" You know what.
Don't compare me to Kristin.

[Taylor] Oh, but, Talan, you like her.

-You like her.
-[Talan] I don't like her.

And you're like, "I don't like her
because she won't be with me." Oh, my…

-No, that's true.
-[Taylor] You said that.

-That is true.
-Or you'd be with Kristin?

-[Talan] Taylor.
-You'd be with her if she would be.

Yeah, that's because
I couldn't get anyone else.

Oh, my… That's just-- [chuckles]
Okay, then go be with a [bleep].

Go be with Kristin.

Taylor, you're being
so mean to me right now.

Well, because I care about you,
so I'm like, "[bleep] you."

Don't do that.

-Why do you care about me?
-[Taylor] I--

-Why do you care about me, Talan?
-I don't.

Okay. [chuckles]

-You know that I've been so…
-You can say whatever you wanna say,

it doesn't-- you don't act like it.

[Talan] I don't act like it?
I don't act like it.

[Taylor] You don't act like it.

You won't say you [bleep]--
It's just such [bleep].

-I do!
-[Taylor] You're not being real.

I am real. I'm just…

I guess I do care about you,
but I don't want to admit it

because when I admit it,
all I do is kid myself,

-and I'm just doing something that's--
-You're kidding yourself?

I'm totally kidding myself
because all I'm doing

is I'm caring about some girl
that I'm never going to be with

and never going to have
any intimate relationship with ever.

That's because you hook up
with girls like [bleep].

[Talan] Listen to me. Just listen to me
and what I was saying.

That's because you want girls
that are not like me.

[grunts]

[instrumental music playing]

[Talan] Taylor, you know
I've done everything

that I could do in my power,
and it's [bleep].

-[Taylor] I know--
-Listen! What do you want me to do?

I tried five numerous times.

I've told you how I feel, all the way
to the point where it's like sad,

and I'm like crying to myself,
and what happens?

Nothing. Nothing has
ever happened after that,

so why am I going to do it again,

-and why am I going to get involved?
-Because--

Because I don't want
to crash and burn, Taylor.

♪ I'm the one that you can't have ♪

♪ You can't have another piece of my soul
Another part of me… ♪

Look, you know that I care.
You honestly know that I care.

Even if I said that I didn't care
a million times over, you know I care.

[waves crashing]

-I hate you so much.
-Why?

I love you. I don't hate you.
I don't love you.

But I L-U-V you.

♪ This time I'm gonna stay right here ♪

♪ This time I'm gonna stand right here ♪

♪ In the truth ♪

♪ In the truth
The beautiful, troublesome truth ♪

[theme music playing]

[theme music concludes]