Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County (2004–2006): Season 2, Episode 3 - It's Hard to Say Goodbye - full transcript

It's a birthday weekend in LB, but LC is splitting with Kaitlyn, Stephen and Dieter to celebrate in Mexico, while Alex H. and Jessica throw a dinner for Kristin.

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-[Kathy] Hey.
-The weird mess we made…

-Hello.
-Hi.

Um, what are your plans
again this weekend?

-Uh, we're leaving right now.
-And where are you staying?

-At the Rosarito Beach Hotel.
-[Kaitlyn] Rosarito. [laughs]

[Kathy] Okay.

It's not, like, a sketchy place.
It's, like--

-I know.
-Nice.

[Kathy] So, who all is going then?

It's us, Stephen, and Dieter.

-The four of you?
-Mm-hmm.



And y'all staying
in the same room?

We… No, actually we got two rooms.

-Oh, boy room and girl room?
-[Kaitlyn] Mm-hmm.

Yeah. We don't want boys.
Boys have cooties.

Okay.

Will you just call and check in with me
when you're on your way home?

I'll check in with you
tomorrow morning--

[Kathy] Let me know you made it
through the night.

And not like a Marissa
from The O.C. incident. [chuckles]

-Not laying in a gutter somewhere.
-I don't think you have to worry.

[chuckles]

["Come Clean" playing]

♪ 'Cause perfect ♪

♪ Didn't feel so perfect ♪



♪ Trying to fit a square
Into a circle was no life ♪

♪ I defy ♪

♪ Let the rain fall down
And wake my dreams ♪

♪ Let it wash away my sanity ♪

♪ 'Cause I wanna feel the thunder
I wanna scream ♪

♪ Let the rain fall down ♪

♪ I'm coming clean ♪

♪ I'm coming clean ♪

["Come Clean" concludes]

[mellow music playing]

-Was it something I did?
-No. Oh, my God.

I just can't believe
that I'm 18, you guys. [chuckles]

I know. Isn't it crazy?

Yeah, I'm really, really happy though.

[Jessica] I know.

So, what else you guys
have up your sleeves?

-[Alex H] Don't worry about it.
-We're going to--

[Alex H] I'm really scared Jessica
is going to give it away.

Well, Jessica is not very good
at keeping secrets.

-Yes, I--
-[Alex H] That's why I'm scared

-she's gonna give it away.
-Okay. Here's--

[Jessica] Okay.
If it really comes to--

Okay. I think it's going
to be some dinner thing.

That's what I'm guessing
just because it's so…

That's what everyone does.

Well, we're not like
everyone else, so you're wrong.

[chuckles]

Is there anyone that
you wouldn't want, like, to be there?

Just like a little get together thing,
who would you want to see?

A lit-- so, there's not going to be
a lot of people there?

-Well--
-Oh, my God.

Okay. Who would you
not want to be there?

The only person that'd be
kind of weird is Taylor.

-Why? Is she going to be there?
-I don't know.

-I don't know.
-[chuckles]

[birds chirping]

-[Karen] Hey, Tay.
-Hey, Mama.

[Karen] What are you doing?

[Taylor] Picking out clothes to wear
tonight to dinner with Talan.

[Karen] You're going to dinner with Talan?

[Taylor] Mom, why is that a big deal?

'Cause you've never been out
to dinner alone

with another boy besides Tyler!

[chuckles]

-He's a nice guy.
-I know.

You and Talan have been friends
for a really long time.

[Taylor] I know. It's been, like, forever.

Since what, sixth grade?

Yeah, so do you think
this is too nice?

For tonight?
Oh, where are you guys going?

Little Caribbean restaurant downtown.

[Karen] Oh, I think
that's very appropriate.

Do you think
he'll try to kiss you?

-["All The Girls" playing]
-[Karen chuckles]

Okay. Well, we're gonna go.

We're gonna cross the border
in a little bit,

and my cell phone
is not going to work.

Okay.
Well, love you, Mommy. Bye.

[Dieter] All right. We're going
to play random… a random game.

[Kaitlyn] Okay.

[Dieter] I name two people,
and if not--

You have to pick which one
you'd rather hook up with. Go.

Okay. Kaitlyn.

-[Kaitlyn] What?
-[Dieter] Wait. I was gonna go.

-Polster or Trey?
-Trey.

Dieter, Christina or Morgan?

-[Dieter coughing]
-[chuckles]

[Kaitlyn] You made the rules
about not being able to say,

"I'd never do it."

[Dieter] Definitely never Morgan,
so it would be Christina.

[Kaitlyn] What about you, Steve?

-Not playing.
-[Kaitlyn laughing]

[Dieter] So, LC,

who are you gonna
hook up with this weekend?

Uh…

["Nothing So Ordinary" playing]

♪ Nothing ♪

♪ Nothing so ordinary ♪

♪ No nothing's ordinary… ♪

Oh, my God. It's so good.

Is yours good?
Lemme have a taste. I wanna taste it.

-[Talan] Mine is, like, thick.
-[indistinct chatter]

[Talan] Oh, this is cool.

Eat your flower.

No.

-It's too pretty to eat.
-["Forever Hold Your Peace" playing]

♪ The only thing left for the night… ♪

You got to find it.

It's fine.

Babe, you look very good.

Thanks.

-[Talan] I'm serious.
-You look good too.

When I'm around you,
I act so much different

than I do when I'm around any other girl.

I mean, it's like literally
my whole-- everything changes.

I just… I don't even know
how to explain it.

I don't have a girlfriend
because every girl

I ever try to date, I compare to you.

Wow. It's like a line
from a movie or something.

Every girl I try to date,
I compare to you…

but there's no comparison
because there's no girl like you

that I have met
thus far in my life.

You just said nicer things
to me the past five minutes

than I've gotten
in the past five years.

It was really hard
for me to say that.

Aw, you're almost cute.

-[indistinct chatter]
-[Talan chuckles]

♪ …Try to remember that the world… ♪

See you.

-Bye. Thank you.
-Thanks.

♪…Is knocking on our door ♪

[song fades]

[indistinct chatter]

-What?
-Big day.

[Kaitlyn] Happy birthday.

-[Stephen] Cheers.
-[Lauren] Thank you.

[all] ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday, dear Lauren ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

Thank you.

Whoo!

-[Dieter] Gracias! Gracias!
-[indistinct chatter]

[man] You have to make a wish.
Make a wish.

[Lauren] I know! I know!
I'm making a wish!

[Kaitlyn] Take one for the team.
Make it for me.

-It was for me. It was for me!
-Whoo!

No, it totally wasn't for you.

[soft music playing]

[Dieter] Stephen,
where you going?

[Lauren] I bet you anything you
don't know what I wished for.

[Dieter] I guarantee you I know
what you wished for.

I know what you wished for.

-What'd I wish for?
-[Dieter] I know what you wished for.

-Tell… Look at me.
-You want me to say it out loud?

Yeah, say it out loud. What'd I wish for?

I think you wished
for the [bleep] that just left.

[mouthing] Stephen?

I am so [bleep] right.

♪ Will you come to me? ♪

♪ I bet the promises
Will bring you 'round ♪

♪ The world I know
Is slowly crashing down ♪

["Home (Part 2)" playing]

[music fades]

[Talan] So, are we all going to go
to Kristin's party?

[Morgan] Yeah, I guess so.

I'm sure Jason
is going and Jessica.

[Taylor] Who do you know that's going?

I'm not going.

Taylor, that's stupid
that you're going to not go

-because… that.
-No, it's not. It's--

[Alex M] Oh, Talan,
we weren't invited.

Why does she not like Taylor?

She does like Taylor.
I'll talk to her about it.

She says she has no problem with Taylor.

-Cool.
-I have to go to lunch.

Yeah, sorry. Um…

Um… call me, guys,
later or something, okay?

-[Morgan] Okay.
-Bye, guys. Yo, bye, Taylor.

-[Taylor] Bye. See you later.
-All right. Call me. Bye, babe.

-I will.
-[Alex M] Bye.

-Bye, guys.
-Bye.

Have fun at lunch.

[Alex M] How was your
little thing with Talan?

[Taylor] I don't know. I can't explain it.

They're like a couple
without being a couple.

Yeah. Why not?
We have so much fun together.

You know what I mean? He's a fun guy.

-[Alex M] He's the funnest date ever.
-He's the best date.

Should I wear this?

[Alex H] Make sure you feel cute
because it's a birthday party.

-What shoes though?
-Your little white ones.

Is that too dressy though?

[Jessica] What little white ones?
Let me see.

-These ones.
-No, that's not bad. That's fine.

[Alex H] Oh, Kristin, do you want
to open my present to you?

[Jessica] Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Alex, I can't even believe you.

Oh, my God. [giggles]

-Alex.
-[Alex H] Aren't those pretty?

-[Jessica] Those are really cute.
-[Kristin] Oh, my God.

[Alex H] Oh, you can wear them tonight.

-Oh, my God. Thank you so much.
-[Jessica] They're really pretty.

[Alex H] You're welcome. Happy birthday.

Oh, my God. Alex, thank you.

[cell phone dialing, beeps]

-[cell phone ringing]
-[Kristin] It's Stephen.

Oh, God. Here we go. Answer it.

-Answer it.
-[Kristin] What? Hello?

Hey.

How are you? What are you doing?

Uh, nothing, just watching TV.
What are you doing?

[Kristin] Nothing.

[Stephen] All right.

-Well, I hope you have a good birthday.
-Thanks.

[Stephen speaking indistinctly]

All righty. Thank you.

[Stephen] Okay. Goodbye.

[gasps] Um…

Well, have a good birthday. Bye.

[Alex H] Aww.

Like, why can't he just like, grow up
and just talk to me?

Why does he have to be so like…

-[Alex H] Make it awkward?
-God, yeah.

Whatever, he's immature. Shall we?

["Locked Out" playing]

Oh, my God.

[indistinct chatter]

Can you move over so I can sit down there?

[Jessica] Happy birthday!

Cheers, Kristin!

[indistinct chattering, cheering]

-Did you really make me a cake?
-[JP] Yeah.

Aw! [chuckles]

Everyone, everyone, everyone,
everyone, everyone.

Here's to Kristin…
and we'd like Kristin--

Happy Birthday, Kristin.

[crowd cheering]

-[Kristin] Thank you, Talan.
-Happy birthday.

-Cheers. Whoo!
-[Jessica] Happy birthday!

[indistinct chatter]

Get the [bleep] out of here, dude.
Go down the street.

[indistinct chatter]

["Fiya Dance" playing]

-[Kaitlyn] Oh, my God.
-[crowd cheering]

[kisses]

Hey, Dieter! Hey…

♪ Come, we gonna dance the Fiya Dance ♪

♪ I know y'all wanna hear
The same old story ♪

♪ The thug life gangsta… ♪

[indistinct chatter]

[Stephen] Whoo! Hang on! Hang on!

♪ …Singing a different tune
This some true romance ♪

♪ Between the sun and the moon ♪

♪ Late night seduction
Pleasure and pain… ♪

-[chuckles]
-[Stephen] Aww.

[song concludes]

I haven't seen you for a long time, Talan.

[Jessica] Talan, you look good.

-You do. You look good.
-[indistinct chatter]

[Kristin]

-[Kristin]
-[Alex H]

Come here, Talan. Come here, cutie.

[Jessica] We haven't seen you for a while.

-["Make It Happen" playing]
-[laughs]

I like when you do that.

[indistinct chatter]

♪ I need a change
I want a divergence ♪

♪ From the same old thing
I want to… ♪

Ow! [chuckles]

Okay.

[song concludes]

-[mellow music playing]
-[indistinct chatter]

-[Stephen] I love you.
-[Lauren] I love you too. [chuckles]

Ow! [gasps] Ow.

-[music fades]
-[growls]

-[Lauren] Hmm?
-[whispering indistinctly]

Happy birthday, and I love you,

and I'm glad we're all down here
and having fun.

[kisses] Thank you. That's all I wanted.

-[Stephen smooches]
-[Lauren] Thank you.

[chuckles]

[kisses]

[indistinct chatter]

[Lauren] What are we doing after this?

[cell phone ringing]

-Where are we going after this?
-Yeah.

["Can't Breathe" playing]

♪ So many sides to fall in love ♪

♪ So, what's come over me? ♪

♪ It's not supposed to be this way… ♪

Gracias, señor.

♪ …What's come over me? ♪

♪ Suddenly I can't breathe… ♪

[Stephen groans, smooches]

♪ …What I've been waiting ♪

♪ Is this is what I've been waiting ♪

[song concludes]

[Stephen] We get ourselves
in too much trouble.

[Lauren] I know.

["Out Of My Head" playing]

Stephen.

♪ I thought I'd never know ♪

♪ I thought you weren't the one
to make me feel… ♪

[Dieter] I can't believe
that this girl woke up.

I can't believe that everybody woke up.

[Stephen] Oh, I feel so good right now.

[Lauren] I seriously can't believe
you're going to leave today.

[exhales deeply]

♪ Oh, I realize but now you're gone ♪

♪ I'm out of my head again ♪

♪ I'm out of my heart ♪

[song fades]

[Alex M] I wonder how Kristin's
birthday was last night.

I can't believe Talan went
when you weren't invited.

I feel like he talks bad
about Kristin to me,

and then to her he talks bad about me.

What do you see as an outsider,
as a friend because everyone is like--

Looking at the whole
Talan-Taylor situation?

Yeah, yeah.

Well, obviously he's majorly
infatuated with you, number one,

and he just really likes you.

-It's just… the problem.
-Sometimes I'm like, so--

I know that if he had
a girlfriend he really liked,

he would treat her so well. Like a…

-…princess.
-[Taylor] So well.

And sometimes I'm like,
"Oh, that'd be really nice," but--

But he jumps quickly with people.

If he has a girlfriend,

he's like, "Yeah, I have
a girlfriend, but I like her."

I don't know. It's like a game.

[upbeat music playing]

-What's up, Kristin? How you doing?
-Hi. How are you?

[Talan] I'm good. I'm just really tired.

-[music fades]
-[Kristin] Ooh.

I buzzed my head again.

-Really? [chuckles] I like it.
-I got so bored.

I have the worst ADD, and like,
it's so bad.

-Do you get bored with your hair?
-I don't know.

So, do you know any cute boys?
I need a boyfriend.

Boyfriend? I thought you-- Matt…

-He's not my boyfriend.
-So, you can still play the field.

Yeah, of course.
I know Kristin,

-Kristin, like, has a penis mentality.
-[laughs]

-Like a guy.
-Like, you… Yeah.

Jessica always says
I'm the girl version of Jason. [chuckles]

Are you dating? Taylor?

-No. No.
-Yeah.

["Save It For Later" playing]

-[Kristin] We need to start hanging out.
-Yeah. I'm down, seriously.

♪ Look at me, do you see ♪

♪ Anything you want ♪

♪ I do ♪

♪ When I look at you ♪

♪ Three words unheard ♪

♪ A verse that I should say to you ♪

[song fades]

Hmm. Bringing a snowboard?

[Stephen] Yeah, I'm gonna go
meet Chris and Davie in Tahoe.

Fun.

-[metal tapping]
-Mm-hmm. But all's said and done.

[Lauren] Switching with you,
I'm staring into the sun.

-What's that? Oh.
-Said, "I'm staring into the sun."

-[yawns]
-So, you driving the whole way?

-Thinking about it. Not going to stop.
-[chuckles]

Sucks. Six-hour drive by yourself?

[Stephen] Yeah, I'm going to get
a lot of thinking in.

[chuckles] Should be quite interesting.

Dude, that bull [bleep] me up.

-But it was a fun break.
-[inhales deeply] Yeah.

[Stephen] Fun while it lasted.

Any second thoughts?

-[Lauren] No.
-No?

-No.
-[Stephen] You're happier down here?

-I'm way happier down here.
-Ah, then that's okay then.

Mm-hmm. I just don't ever
want to leave. [chuckles]

Yeah. Well, we are all gone.

[Stephen groans]

-Thanks for coming by.
-[Lauren chuckling]

[Stephen groaning]

Hang in there. [kisses] You'll be okay.

You can call me whenever
you're really bored, and you miss me…

-[sighs]
-…and you want to be up in San Francisco.

Yeah, right. [chuckles]

This kid is going back up.
Wish you were coming.

[grunts]

-Stay happy.
-[Lauren chuckling] I'll try.

-That's why you came down here.
-I know.

[Stephen] Keep that head on straight.

-[grunts]
-[Lauren chuckles]

-[Stephen] Okay? [chuckles]
-[Lauren] Have a good drive.

-[Stephen] What?
-[Lauren] I said, "Have a good drive."

-[Stephen] Thank you. [grunting]
-[Lauren chuckles]

["Closer to Me" playing]

-[Stephen] All right. Get out of here.
-[sighs]

♪ You can leave this house
Leave this town… ♪

[Stephen groans]

♪ …Leave it all to me
Or you'll never leave the ground ♪

♪ Am I the habit
You're too tired to break? ♪

♪ I want you to love me
With every step you take ♪

♪ What can you do with a day… ♪

-[Lauren] Hey, Kaitlyn.
-[Kaitlyn] Stephen leave?

[Lauren] Oh, he already left.
I just said goodbye to him.

It sucks. I hate saying goodbye to people.
[sighs]

-[Kaitlyn] Did you cry?
-Tried so hard not to.

You know, the whole time I was just like,
"Don't cry. Don't cry."

[breathes deeply, sniffles]

I know. See you in a few days.
I'll see you in a few months.

♪ …Just like the dreamers do ♪

♪ What can you do with a day? ♪

♪ What will you wake up and see? ♪

♪ The farther you get ♪

♪ The closer to me ♪

[song concludes]

[theme music playing]

[theme music concludes]