Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County (2004–2006): Season 2, Episode 2 - You Can't Trust Him - full transcript

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-Here, it's right here.
-I love…

No, it's right there.

-Ivy.
-That's… Oh, that's VIP. [chuckles]

[Alex H] Wow, you're a dumbass.

[chuckles] Amount of exercise or activity?

-None. [chuckles]
-[chuckles] Do I put like, "little"?

Just put "active."

[indistinct chatter]

[Alex H] Wait, which way do we lay?
Oh, that way, I guess.

[Jessica] So, Jason and I
got in this humongous fight,

like, because you know I've been
super bummed about him,



just like, everything, because he never
hangs out with me, never anything.

You and Jason are always in a fight.

Well, it's just that, like, okay, like,

literally, like, there's two things
he can do to make me happy.

What are the two things?

Don't lie to me, and like,
call me every once in a while.

Like, don't, like, leave me,
like, sitting here like,

"What is he going to do?" Like,
What is he doing?" Like…

I don't get why he feels like he can't
just like, tell you, like, he feels like--

It's not like
I'm a psycho girlfriend, either.

I know! Guys are so annoying.

I know.

-[masseuse] Turn over.
-Okay.

-It's harder than you think. [chuckles]
-[chuckles]



Oh, there's my boobs. There's my boobs.

["Come Clean" playing]

♪ 'Cause perfect ♪

♪ Didn't feel so perfect ♪

♪ Trying to fit a square
Into a circle was no life ♪

♪ I defy ♪

♪ Let the rain fall down
And wake my dreams ♪

♪ Let it wash away my sanity ♪

♪ 'Cause I want to feel
The thunder ♪

♪ I want to scream ♪

♪ Let the rain fall down ♪

♪ I'm coming clean ♪

♪ I'm coming clean ♪

[music concludes]

-[Stephen sighs] I'm tired.
-[Lauren] Wake up.

-[Stephen] I gotta be leaving!
-[Lauren]

[grunts] Wait, so last night was… [laughs]

[Lauren] There was a piece
on the bottom of the pan.

No way.

-[Lauren] Yeah! They're really good.
-[Stephen] Oh, it looks pretty.

[Lauren] Do you want whipped cream
with it, Stephen?

-[Stephen] No, thanks.
-[Lauren] Really?

It's really good with it.
You want me to put a little bit?

[Stephen] All right.

[clears throat]

["Almost Perfect" playing]

♪ There's a reason for this situation ♪

♪ It's amazing
A shocking revelation ♪

♪ Love is crazy
It's got me upside down ♪

Hmm, Lo came over
the day before yesterday.

-And?
-[clicks tongue]

We sat and talked for like, two hours.
It was super fun.

-Ooh.
-Like right here, two hours.

About what?

-Oh, we talked about you a lot.
-[coughs] No, you didn't.

Yeah, it's our favorite subject.
[chuckles]

-Are you serious?
-Oh, yeah.

-You're not joking?
-No, I'm not joking.

♪ Well life hits you and love gets you… ♪

Oh, my God.

[Stephen] Will you make me
breakfast again?

-[Lauren] When?
-I don't know.

♪ Everything is almost perfect here ♪

♪ The reason is coming crystal clear ♪

♪ I think I really dig this atmosphere ♪

-Bye.
-[Stephen] I'll see you.

♪ It's almost perfect here
It's almost perfect here ♪

["Bust it Up" playing]

♪ Give it up, let down your guard ♪

♪ Your attitude won't get you very far ♪

♪ Take my hand, let's run away ♪

I'm like, how many times
have we changed friends?

I don't know,
but thank God you and me--

I know. Thank God.
We found each other.

Oh, here comes a big one.

Oh.

I don't know. Like, when you and Kristin
were really good friends.

I don't know. It seems like one day
we were good friends,

and the next day she's like…
[imitates nagging]

[Alex M] I know. Is that Talan and Jason?
Do they see us?

I'll wave.

-[Taylor] Oh, that's cute.
-Oh, man. Oh, man, he's hot.

[Alex M] We saw you guys surfing.

[indistinct conversation]

[Alex M] Oh, you almost just whacked him
in the head!

Long time no see, Jason.

-How you been?
-[Alex M] Very Good.

-Dye your hair?
-[Alex M] No. It looks lighter, huh?

-Yeah.
-[Alex M] I don't like it.

-[Jason] Really?
-I'm going to dye it dark again.

What are you guys doing later?
We're having a poker party at Morgan's.

-Really?
-[Alex M] You should come by tonight,

if it's okay with Jessica.

It was nice seeing you guys.
You should give me a call sometime.

[Jason] I will. I'll call you later.

Aw, they're cute.
I hope they come by tonight.

I don't know. She's pretty cute.

[chuckles]

All right, dude. Let's get out of here
and go get some grub.

All right. I'm down.

[lively music playing]

Hey, did you guys hear about
Morgan's little poker night shindig?

-[Alex H] Yeah.
-[Jessica] Yeah. Who's going to that?

[Kristin] Alex and Taylor and all them.

-[Alex H] I don't know about it.
-[object clatters]

[softly chuckles] That's great.

[Alex H] Well, I'm glad
we're going out instead.

So, Jess, what's Jason up to?

[Jessica] Oh, and I'm like,
"Can we hang out later tonight?"

And stuff, and he's like,
"Well, I'm going to dinner with Cedric."

I'm like… [sighs]

[Kristin] Is Cedric like his
boyfriend or something?

[chuckles]

[crickets chirping]

-[Casey] Girls, hi!
-[Morgan] Can you see this?

-It's swollen right here.
-[Alex M] Is it your glands?

-[Taylor] I don't--
-[Casey] Ooh, fun!

Ooh, you're wearing
the jacket that we got.

-Yeah.
-Hi.

Is it sparkly?

-Come sit.
-Hey, dude.

-[Morgan] You look pretty.
-Thank you! You guys look gorgeous.

So, you're thinking that tonight
is you know, girls' night, whatever.

But it's not.

[Kristin] No. I mean it is,

-but like, there's a catch.
-Is there a surprise?

Depending on how many people
are at Dave & Buster's,

you have to at least get one guy's number.

So you guys had this
planned the whole time?

-[cellphone ringing]
-[Jessica] Yeah. [chuckles]

-Hi.
-What are you doing?

[Jessica on phone] Just hanging out
with the girls. Wait, where are you going?

[seatbelt clicks]

-[Jessica] Okay, I love you.
-[Kristin] Give me that.

Bye.

["They Lied to Me" playing]

♪ Seventeen feels so strange
Your parents said it all would change ♪

♪ The lied to me, they lied to me ♪

-[Jason chuckles]
-Dude, this is sketchy.

[Jason] All right.
Let's get out and go.

Dude, you look scary.

-I look scary? [chuckles]
-[Jason] Yeah. [chuckles]

Alex is going to freak out.

♪ They lied to me, they lied ♪

[Kristin] You guys
are walking really fast.

-[Jessica] Oh, no! Are we?
-[Kristin] I don't know,

because my feet hurt me.
Okay, walk slower, please.

[Alex H] Wait, where are we going?
Dave & Buster's?

[Kristin] Just-- Let's just follow me.

[Jessica] Okay.

[indistinct chatter]

[Kristin] No, in like, five seconds.

Okay, hot guys are obviously
not in the restaurant.

They're over there by the pool table.

[Jessica] Yeah, yeah.

[Kristin]

Right there.

-[pool balls clacking]
-[laughs]

You guys are such bitches.

[sinister music playing]

[Morgan] She used to work at Ruby's.

I worked at Ruby's.

-[Morgan] You did?
-No way.

-No way.
-[Taylor] For how long?

A week?

-[telephone ringing]
-No. Are you kidding me?

It was a month and a half and then I went
to my beauty pageant, Miss California,

and I couldn't do it anymore.

-[Morgan] Did you go back to work?
-No, I got first runner-up.

[Alex M] Ooh.

[Morgan's dad over phone] Hey, Morgan,
it's dad. Pick up the phone.

[Alex M] Ooh. Someone's in trouble.

-[Morgan's dad over phone] Morgan.
-Hey, dad. Again?

No, don't get the cops here.
There's nothing blinking at all.

I'm looking at the thing right now. Okay.

Well, we really need to get a new alarm
because this keeps happening to us.

Okay, I love you. Bye.

[Cedric] I'm going to run that way
because they're right in here, okay?

[Jason] Okay.

I guess the alarm company called and said
that our alarm was going off.

My house has such a gnarly alarm system.

No [bleep], look at your house.

[Taylor] Remember that one time,
Morgan, when I was at my house.

I was at my home all alone.
I got a brand-new bathing suit,

and I look in the mirror,
and there's a man standing behind me.

[gasps]

-Oh, my God.
-[Taylor] He just walked away.

You guys, people are scary.
Like, it's a scary world out there.

Oh, and we live in Laguna,
and we have no idea.

-[knocks]
-I-- Remember…

[thuds]

-[thuds]
-[Morgan] Hello?

-[thuds]
-[both laugh]

Should I go check that out?

-The alarm company did call.
-[Alex M] Shut up, Morgan.

-Morgan, don't! I'm so scared.
-What the hell? There's blood.

-Oh.
-[both laugh]

-[screams] No!
-This is not funny.

-[knocks]
-[all screaming]

[upbeat rock music playing]

There's stuff right there, too.

-No, no, that's a person!
-[all screaming]

Oh, they're right there.
They're right there.

[screaming]

-We'll fight them. I don't cry easily.
-No! You guys, don't go out there.

[both laugh]

-[Casey] Come on.
-What the heck is Casey doing?

-[Casey screaming] Where?
-What?

[all scream]

-[yells]
-[screams]

[screams]

-Stop!
-She just ran down.

I didn't see you, you [bleep] face.

Geez, getting mad.

[Jason] Your friend there chased me
down the hill.

-Here hold this, bro.
-No.

-All right, dude. What if--
-[Cedric laughing]

-I'm not holding it.
-Well, you don't have to hold it.

-It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
-Don't be so mean.

-[man] So, hi.
-Hi.

-That could be fun.
-What time do you have

-to go out there?
-I don't know, whenever.

-I think like soon, right?
-Whenever you want?

-We're leaving kind of soon, but--
-[Jessica] Maybe you could get his number.

Can I get your number? Just randomly?
Really?

[Kristin] Get his number, dude. Get it!

Oh, thanks. All right.

[man]

Thanks, we will.

-[bleep] bitches. Oh, my God.
-[laughs]

[both laugh]

Dave & Buster's, creepy guys.
Yeah. You're all over it!

[indistinct chatter]

-[Kristin] Thank you.
-I hated that. I hated that!

Kristin, did you have fun?

-I had fun.
-[Jessica] Did I have fun?

[Kristin] Yeah!

["This is Me" playing]

♪ Yeah, I'm just going far
And this is me ♪

Let's say I go on a date with this guy
and I found out he's exactly Jason.

-I'd be over in a second.
-I love how we're using Jason,

-like Jessica's boyfriend, as an example.
-I know! Thanks.

We're like, "What if he was like Jason?
Then we'd be over him."

I never want to use him
as an example…

Thanks, bitches,
but can I say one thing?

-No. What?
-Fifty percent of the problem with Jason

is that we know his past.

If I didn't know his past, then
I'd be like, "Oh, he's so cute."

-Then you'd be fooled.
-No, you can't trust him.

Jessica. I don't trust him, dude.
He reminds me of me. [chuckles]

He is a boy version of you!

-He really is.
-I know.

[Alex H] I'd say that Kristin
is a girl version of a guy because--

[Kristin] Jessica,
you need to listen to me.

Jason has cheated on you.

-Wait, how do you know?
-Dude, I know.

[Jessica] He's always like,
"Jess, I'm not cheating on you."

He's like, "If you don't believe me,
then fine."

"That's [bleep] up, but whatever."

-"You don't have to believe me."
-That's what I would do.

That's what I used to do. [chuckles]

[all laugh]

What? No, that's not good.
Don't tell me that.

Jessica, but it's good for you
because I can like, tell you the ways.

But then, like…

But then like,
if I think he's lying to me,

like, about where he's going or something,

he's like, "It pisses me off
that you think I'm always lying to you,

-and I don't lie to you."
-Jessica, I'm telling you from someone

who used to cheat on her boyfriend,
those are signs of him cheating.

[Jessica] Like, Kristin, like no offense,

but you can get any guy you want,
anytime, any place.

You can. I'm sorry, you can. But I can't.

I'm a different person,
and I can't do that, like…

[Kristin] That doesn't mean that you
should be treated like [bleep] Jessica.

I'm sorry, but you need to like,

-get out of that.
-But every guy--

There are so many guys
out there that would treat you well.

Okay, but every guy that I've ever
been with has treated me like [bleep]

-Every guy I've ever known.
-You've been with like, two guys!

-[overlapping arguing]
-Would you ever break up with Jason?

-[Kristin] No.
-If he cheated on me

and I had solid proof and evidence,
yes, I would.

I mean, how were you guys…

-Let me clean your pants for you.
-Thanks.

-[laughs]
-What's funny about that?

Are you serious?
I didn't do… I'm sorry, Alex.

-I accept your apology. [chuckles]
-Come here.

-Is that funny?
-[indistinct chatter]

-Okay.
-Let's go.

[Jason] It's slippery outside.

[chuckles]

[Cedric] No, no, you guys know on the side
in the back right there?

It's like a little slant.
There's a little…

[indistinct yelling]

-[Casey] What are they fighting about?
-What are they--

[Jason] How was your poker game?

Try explaining a poker game to five girls.
We were just like, "Whatever."

You guys weren't fond at all
by what happened?

-We weren't freaked out?
-[Jason] Yeah.

Yes, we were.
Did you not hear us screaming?

My voice is gone now. Thank you very much.

I'm not going to be able
to sing on Monday.

-[chuckles]
-All right. I'm sorry.

No, you don't have to apologize.

["Diving Into Static" playing]

Yeah. Well…

-You need to chill on the rocking.
-I know. I have a really bad habit.

Oh, okay. [chuckles] Chill, man.

-All right.
-Did you think I was going to kick you?

-What was this?
-No, I'm just rocking, you know?

-You want to go inside?
-No.

♪ It isn't what you said to me ♪

[upbeat rock music playing]

♪ I'm kind of just what you see
Whatever that might be ♪

♪ I don't care
Take your bets ♪

♪ I'm taking a look around
Don't got it all figured out ♪

♪ But no stress
My mind's set… ♪

[Kristin]

[Alex H]

-[all chuckle]
-[Alex H]

[Kristin]

Hey, guys.

-Hi.
-[Jessica] Hi, Taylor.

-How you been doing?
-That's a cute shirt.

[Jessica] Gracias.

[objects clattering]

What'd you guys…
What'd you do last night?

[Jessica] Oh, just had a night
out with the girls, you know.

[Kristin]

[Taylor] You were pissed off?
You were mad?

-[Jessica] Oh, yeah.
-[Taylor] Wait, why?

I don't know. I just was.

[chuckles] Here, Alex. Get that.

No, that's ugly, too.
Why is everything ugly?

-[Kristin]
-[Alex H. chuckles]

But, yeah.

[Taylor] Wait, why were you mad?

Because it seem…

Because he just always would rather be
with like, somebody else,

and it just frustrates me.

[Taylor] Wait, why do you think
he'd rather be with someone else?

Because he's always with somebody else.

-Then did he go to your house last night?
-[Jessica] No.

Oh, because he was like,
"I'm going to Jessica's," so…

-They scared the [bleep] out of us.
-Did he say anything bad last night?

No, not at all, not at all. Not at all.

-[Kristin] Are you ready, Jess?
-He did not do anything bad, either.

He was like,
him and Alex were like, talking a bit.

-It was about you. It wasn't like--
-[Jessica] What were they saying?

I don't know. It was just…
I wasn't around them.

[Kristin] All right. I'm skedaddling. Bye!

All right.

-But, yeah.
-Time to vámonos.

-All right. Bye, guys.
-Bye. See you later.

[Kristin laughing]
Jessica, you're such a whore.

[Jessica] That's not true!
I came up to him.

[Kristin] At school tomorrow
you're going to be like, "Sorry, Taylor.

-Like, that was just really awkward."
-[Jessica] I guarantee you I won't.

I guarantee you I won't.
I don't even talk…

["Hello Hello" playing]

♪ Hello is a free comment all along ♪

♪ Hello, hello, hello ♪

Oh, pretty.

♪ Hello, hello ♪

[Lo] LC? Hello?

-Hi, baby.
-Hey, you.

-[Lo] How are you? [squeals]
-[Lauren] Good.

-Look, I brought you a flower.
-Are you picking my garden?

[chuckles]

Yeah. I brought you a flower, too.
-[Lauren] You look so cute!

Thank you, baby.

-[Lauren] How are you?
-Good.

[Lauren] You have amazing hair.
My hair is like…

-I'm hating it right now.
-[Lo] I'm sorry.

I kind of want to do something with it.

-I don't know what. Shut up.
-[chuckles]

[Lo] Kidding. Wait, I have a question.
What is up with Stephen?

Do you remember
how me and Stephen used to be

-before anything happened?
-Yeah, like best friends.

I know, and like, I'm getting back
to there, and that's making me so happy

because like,
I really do care about Stephen.

I want him and me to be like okay

and nothing to be, like weird between us.

And I finally feel like
we're getting back to there.

-Yeah.
-And it took a really long time.

Essentially, just closer in all ways.

-Mm-hmm.
-Just, closer.

[whispers] Closer.

["I'm Over It" playing]

♪ I'm over, over it ♪

♪ Haven't I been nice to you? ♪

♪ I'm over, over it ♪

♪ Haven't I been kind? ♪

♪ I'm over, so over it ♪

♪ For the last time ♪

-What'd you do all day?
-[groans]

Slept. What'd you guys do?

You slept all day? Didn't you go surfing?

This morning, yeah, yeah.

[Jessica] I was mad at you last night.

-Why?
-I don't remember.

I just remember I was mad.

You get so mad
over the stupidest things though.

What'd you talk to Alex about last night?

Ooh. [chuckles]

Nothing. We were just talking
about her singing career and stuff

and what school she wants to go to.

-What else?
-What school I want to go to.

What else?

That's it. What did you hear? What?

There was nothing said.

-[Jessica] Are you going to lie?
-Well, tell me.

Nothing. I'm just wondering
if you talked about anything else.

No, I didn't talk about anything else.

Are you lying?

-No.
-[Jessica] Swear?

-Yeah.
-Swear on our relationship?

Yeah. Unless there's
something I don't remember.

-Why can't you tell me?
-Why do you always do that?

[chuckles]

Why is that funny?

Do you want to get dinner?

Okay.

Do you want me to just drive with you,
or do you want me to drive by myself?

Drive by yourself.

-You want to go?
-Yep.

["Collide" playing]

♪ I'm open, you're closed ♪

♪ Where I follow, you'll go ♪

♪ I worry I won't see your face ♪

♪ Light up again ♪

♪ Even the best fall down sometime ♪

♪ Even the stars refuse to shine ♪

♪ Out of the back you fall in time ♪

♪ I somehow find ♪

♪ You and I collide ♪

♪ I'm close behind ♪

[theme music playing]

[theme music concludes]