Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County (2004–2006): Season 2, Episode 16 - Nothing More to Say - full transcript

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-[munches] When does everybody leave?
-[Jen] I leave a week. You leave--

-Four days.
-Four days.

Are we going to do something
before everybody leaves?

[Alex M] Yeah,
I really want to see everyone.

You know what my dream
of the night would be?

-[Lauren] What?
-[Talan] I want everyone here.

We'll get a bunch of cool food and, like--

No, this is what it's gonna be.
We're all gonna get dressed up.

We're gonna get it catered.
We're gonna drink--

-[Alex M] We are dressing up?
-[Lauren] We're dressing up.

[Talan] Because it's
our last night together in Laguna.



Who am I inviting to my house?

Jessica, Jason.

-[Alex M] No.
-Are you insane?

Why would I ever invite that girl?

You should invite Kristin.
She's so much more mellow now.

[Alex M] Kristin?

Whatever. I'm so over it.
We're going to be living in the same town.

-L.A. is a small place.
-[cell phone ringing]

Okay.

-Jason? He's calling you right now?
-[cell phone ringing]

Not gonna talk to him.
He won't be coming.

He won't be coming?
He's not invited to our party?

No, he's not allowed in my house.
Not after the benefit.

["Come Clean" playing]



♪ 'Cause perfect ♪

♪ Didn't feel so perfect ♪

♪ Trying to fit a square
Into a circle was no life ♪

♪ I defy ♪

♪ Let the rain fall down
And wake my dreams ♪

♪ Let it wash away my sanity ♪

♪ 'Cause I wanna feel the thunder
I wanna scream ♪

♪ Let the rain fall down ♪

♪ I'm coming clean ♪

♪ I'm coming clean ♪

["Come Clean" concludes]

[rock music playing]

Flavor Flav! Yo, what are you doing?

Rough one, dog. Champion of the world.

Ah, Gucci, what are these?

[Talan] My mom.
So then, you had a rough night.

Loss of the love of your life.
You got-- I'm just kidding. [chuckles]

-Ha-dee-ha.
-[Talan] Did it get worse?

It got worse.

[Talan]
Dude, that chick, like, loved you, dude.

I was like,
"So, you and Jason? Like, what?"

She's like, "Dude,"
she's like, "I love that kid."

-After it happened or before?
-[Talan] Before everything started.

[Talan smacking lips]

[scoffs] That made you feel bad, right?

Dude, it sucks
'cause, like, I really liked her,

and, like, it wasn't supposed
to happen like that.

Like, I want to, like, marry the chick.
God, why does Jessica have to be there?

You should call her and go,
"LC, I need you to talk to me."

But Lauren is the kind of girl,
dude, you can't like…

I think that she feels so hurt
because she put so much into, like, you.

You know like, "I like Jason a lot."
You guys were so good together,

so I think that that's what it is.
It's like, she's just so hurt that you…

You should just call
and leave a message and go,

"Look, LC, I need you to talk to me,
but I need to literally sit down and be--

have a person-to-person conversation,
but you need to talk to me."

"I'll meet you anywhere, anytime,
whatever. I want to talk to you."

[rock music playing]

-[Kristin] You going to Lauren's tonight?
-[Alex H] I don't know if I am.

-[Jessica] I'm not.
-[Kristin] Why aren't you going?

-[Jessica] Are you serious?
-[Alex H] Think of the situation.

I'm not going to go on her territory

after I hooked up with her boyfriend.

[Alex H] Yeah.

[Kristin]
You created a little bit of drama.

Okay, I--

I can't believe you would do that
to Lauren, but…

-I can't believe you kissed Jason.
-No, honestly--

Obviously, I love you 20 more times
than Lauren, but, like, that's…

Yeah.

-You don't do that.
-I-- Are you kidding me?

I hate people who do [bleep] like that.

-Are you kidding me? I know.
-But you're one of them.

Did you seriously kiss Jason?

-[Alex H] Yeah.
-[Jessica] Can I seriously--

Can you-- Can I tell you
something and you not freak?

It's not like I went
and pursued him and tried to kiss him.

It just happened.
He grabbed my face. We kissed.

Yeah, it takes two people
to kiss and do that stuff,

so, yeah, I'm at fault too.

But it's not like I went and pursued him.

-[Kristin] No, I know.
-[Alex H] Yeah.

I don't know what I'm going to do…

Ugh.

[Taylor] So, Lauren's party tonight.

-[Morgan S] I'm so excited.
-[Alex M] It's going to be fun.

I know, but at the end,
you have to say goodbye to everyone.

That's, like, the last time
I'll see 95% of those people.

[Morgan S] Where we'll all be together.

-Yeah.
-[Alex M] This is really sad.

[Taylor]
I wonder if Kristin will say goodbye.

-No.
-No, I wouldn't count on it. [chuckles]

[Taylor] I don't care.
It's not like I want her to.

I don't think
Kristin's ever been to Lauren's before.

Uh-uh.

Sucks when, like, the girl you hate,
you walk in and the house is amazing,

and you're like,
"This makes me hate her more."

But I think tonight will be fun
because it's, like, a cool spot.

It's like the ultimate Laguna.

Beautiful. It's going to be so much fun.

It's being catered.
It's going to be really nice.

What are you going to wear?
Because it's kind of like cocktail.

-[Taylor] Yeah, it's like dressy.
-Dressy.

-Summer dress maybe, a little bit?
-Is Jessica going?

I heard that she wasn't invited.
I don't know if--

[Taylor] And not allowed.

Lauren is really hurt.
She really liked Jason.

[Alex M] Freaking A!
Everyone needs to just get over Jason.

-[laughs]
-Come on! When do people learn?

["Hide Another Mistake" playing]

♪ Over and over ♪

♪ They just say no, sir ♪

♪ And now it's a big blur ♪

♪ I hid it up my sleeve ♪

♪ You gotta believe me ♪

♪ Hey, I need it badly ♪

♪ And they never see me… ♪

The party has arrived.
[whispers] Oh, yeah, yeah.

♪ And I got the west coast sunshine… ♪

[Heidi]
Are all those younger girls coming?

[Lo] Mm-hmm.

[Stephen] You want to share
an ass cheek with me?

-[Lo] Runny.
-[Stephen whoops]

-[groans]
-[moans]

[Lo] You're being runny right now.

How was that move?
An eight? A nine? A seven?

-I'm trying to work on my game here.
-That was pretty good.

-Hi, baby. Come sit.
-[Stephen] Who's coming over?

[scoffs] Minus Jason and Jessica.
So, what are they doing tonight?

-Uh…
-Do they have a hot date tonight?

[women laughing]

[Stephen laughing]

No! That's my cue to exit.

-No!
-[laughs]

[Lauren]
We don't want you here anymore.

[Stephen] Oh, there's the skewers.
Excuse me. Excuse me.

Oh, the food came. I'll be back.

[Cedric] Oh, you go first, Lo.

-[Lo] Thanks, sweetheart.
-[Heidi] Lauren?

-[Lauren] Yeah?
-[Heidi] What a great party. Thank you.

[Talan] Lauren, we love you.
I love your bruschetta.

[Lo] Mmm, those are good!

-[Lo] Lauren, I love you.
-Lo, I love you.

-[Alex M] Hello!
-[Lauren] Hey!

[Lo] Hey. Oh, actually,
I like all of them.

Hey, friends.

-[squeals]
-You look so cute.

-I was so nervous, man.
-For your first time ever?

I was so nervous, dude.
I was [bleep] myself.

-No, you did awesome.
-I'm beside myself. I was so nervous.

Well, congrats on you not letting mister…

-[Lauren] Jason.
-Yeah.

Well, I just told him he's not allowed--
He's not welcome in my house anymore.

All of us were like, "What is she doing?"

But obviously sometimes
you've got to experience it for yourself.

Like, whatever anybody told you,
you've got to see for yourself!

-And you saw it, and--
-Yeah.

It sucks because I care
about him as a person.

-[Taylor] Yeah. It's hard not to.
-He's a cool guy.

-I love bad boys because…
-[Lauren] You wanna be the one to fix 'em.

…you wanna be the one
who's good for them.

You wanna be the one who's--

You just, like, have to hope
that you're worth changing for.

[Taylor] It's also hard
not to forgive him because it's like…

he's so nice when he's saying sorry.

-He's a good apologizer.
-They all are. Ah! Boys.

Boys suck.

[Jessica] Do you guys think
they're really having fun at Lauren's?

-Mm-hmm.
-You guys should go.

[Kristin] Uh-uh.
Can you imagine walking in…

-Yeah.
-…at Lauren's house and--

But everyone was saying,
everyone was like, "You would be welcome

because it's for everyone to go see
everyone before they go." You know?

I think we should just stop by.
Maybe this can finally be like--

[Jessica] Like closure
to, like, everything?

-Yeah, just…
-[Kristin] Okay.

You and Lauren just be like,
"What's up? Let's be friends."

If we stop by,

if I seriously want to leave,
will you leave with me?

-Of course. Yes, of course.
-I think you should go.

Yeah.

[Taylor] Well, I'm really excited.

[Stephen] Hey,
have you started packing, Tay-Tay?

-[Taylor] No.
-[Stephen] She leaves Tuesday.

-She leaves Tuesday.
-Oh my God.

[Taylor] I can't believe I'm leaving.
It hit me. I was like--

-Isn't it a weird feeling?
-[background chatter]

I couldn't tell if I was repressed or not,

but then I was just kind of,
like, taking it all in.

That last month-- Once you get
to that last couple of days of it,

then you start getting pumped.

I felt like when it came, it was like--
I felt like it'd come too fast.

-What? What?
-Stop it.

Like, when it finally happened,
I was like, "Whoa."

-[cell phone ringing]
-[Lauren] It just happened really fast.

Fashionably late, or are we just tardy?

-Who is that?
-[Stephen] It's Kristin.

Uh, kind of, I think so.
It's chill though. It's chill.

No, I think it's only supposed to be--

Yeah, it's only supposed to be us,
but I don't know.

All right.

[indistinct chatter]

[Kristin]
Can we seriously be bitches only?

[Alex H] Bitches only. [giggles]

I never thought
I'd be driving up to Lauren's house,

being like, "Yeah, let's go hang out."

Oh, that's--

The whole walking in part,
that's the part I don't like

'cause that's when it's like--

[Alex H]
It's her territory, walking in like--

-That's what I mean!
-"Hey."

Here's the thing, I'm going to college,
and there's no point in us having

this, like, stupid bickerness
between each other.

The whole Stephen thing, that happened,
and it sucked that it had to happen.

I mean that's not cool,
to steal someone's boyfriend. It's not.

But like, I'm over it.
Whatever. I don't hold grudges.

I did for a while with her,
but that was for obvious reasons.

I really loved Stephen,
and, like, that wasn't cool, so…

Huh, I just got kind of nervous.

I can't believe we're at Lauren's house.

[soft rock music playing]

-[car door opening]
-We'll just go.

[chuckles]

I'm nervous for you,
but I didn't want to say anything.

[car beeps]

-Oh my God.
-Ow!

[water burbling]

-Are you okay?
-Yeah.

-[water burbling]
-[exhales]

[soft music playing]

[Kristin] I can't believe
I'm at Lauren's house.

-You're going to have an empty house.
-I'm serious.

-[Talan] Are you really doing something?
-[Taylor] You have a pool?

-[Alex M] Wait, what?
-[Talan] I didn't know that. I thought--

-I didn't even know. That's weird.
-[Alex H] Hey, friends.

[Alex H] Whoo! Hi, baby.

-[Alex H] Oh, yeah.
-[Kristin] Hello.

Found these girls outside in the bushes.

-[Kristin] Hello!
-[Alex M] Hey, Kristin.

[indistinct chatter]

[Alex M] That's really rude.

Yeah, I haven't been doing
so hot lately. [chuckles]

[Kristin] So… this is really comfortable.

-[Kristin] Whoo!
-[Stephen] I've been trying to--

-[Stephen laughing]
-[Kristin laughing]

I recently found out that girls are like--

-No one likes it when you're like--
-Ow! God.

-Yeah.
-That's--

[Alex H] You're thinking
they're going to put their arm around you.

Not even that, but always if--
If we were to hug, I'd be right here,

and I'd do it right here,
and you're like, "You hurt."

[Kristin] It does! It does hurt.

Yeah, so is it better to just--

I feel like it's better
to just squeeze them.

Just put your arm around
and be like, "Mm."

-They're clicking again.
-[Kristin laughing]

-[Kristin] God, this is slow.
-[Stephen] Do you guys want to leave?

-Yeah, I want to go right now.
-[Stephen] Cool. Me.

-Let's go.
-[Stephen laughs]

[indistinct chatter]

[Heidi] Are you leaving?
Kristin, are you leaving with Stephen?

[indistinct chatter]

[Stephen] Thank you for having me.
Always a pleasure.

Thanks.

-[indistinct chatter]
-["We'll Remember" playing]

♪ Thinking about the times we shared ♪

Wait, let me--
Oh, whatever. I don't really care.

-♪ Beside me when I was… ♪
-[laughing]

That was kind of mean.

♪ …was sad ♪

Guys, where did Stephen go?

[Lo] Stephen left with Kristin.

[sighs]

♪ Time goes on ♪

[song fades]

[Kristin] You're really amped
you didn't go last night.

It was… [chuckles] …so much fun.

And it was-- We show up,
and I'm wearing jeans.

Kristin is wearing a little jean skirt.

-[Kristin] Oh, yeah! Everyone is wearing…
-Everyone is wearing dresses.

…dresses and stuff,
and we were like, "Um…"

[Alex H] And all the guys were dressed
nicely, and we're like, "Okay."

Yeah. We're like,
"This would've been good to know."

-[Alex H] We were-- Yeah.
-It was like a cocktail party.

Yeah, it was like a fancy thing.

And then walking downstairs,
I was just like,

"This is so awkward right now."

And it didn't help
the situation with Lauren at all

because I didn't even talk to her,

so, like, my whole point
of going up there was worthless.

-[Jessica] Yeah.
-But Stephen left with us.

-What did you guys do?
-Went and got more food.

[laughs]

And it was the first time
I've hung out with Stephen in a long time

where it's just been friends, and--

Yeah. Was it, like, good?

-Yeah, it was just funny.
-[cell phone ringing]

Oh my God. Can I get my phone?

-[scoffs]
-[cell phone ringing]

[Kristin] Are you expecting
a phone call from someone?

-No.
-[Kristin] Like Jason?

-[chuckles]
-I'm not.

What?

[laughs] Just kidding.

[soft music playing]

[Heidi] Last night was
one of the most relaxing nights

we've had in a while.

-[Jen] Yeah, it was relaxing.
-[Lauren] In a really long while.

[Heidi] Who left first last night?
Did Kristin and Stephen leave first?

[Jen]
They did not stay very long last night.

-[Lauren] No.
-[Heidi] Mm-hmm.

-I think I need new shoes.
-[Jen] I always need new shoes.

I've had a rough couple of days.
Shoes make me feel happy.

-When in doubt, shoe it out.
-[Jen] Yeah, shoes.

[Lauren] I just can't wait to move to L.A.

[Heidi] Oh my gosh.
We're all moving to L.A. this week.

Who do you think
we'll be hanging out with?

I don't know. I mean--

Are you going
to hang out with Stephen at all?

I don't know.
He might do his own thing up there.

[Jen] Are you going
to hang out with Jason?

We'll see.

[Jen] You know what Jason said to me?
He said he was devastated.

He's such a good guy.
It's just an unfortunate event.

Oh, I wouldn't say
the good-guy line after that.

[Heidi] No, I think that--

No, he's a good guy at heart.

-He just is self-destructive.
-And he means--

-So, there's no chance--
-[Heidi] Oh my God.

[Jen] …that you would ever…

-[birds chirping]
-[breathes deeply]

-[line beeping]
-[cell phone ringing]

-Hello?
-[Jason on phone] Hey, what up?

Nothing. What are you doing?

Just chilling.
You wanna cruise by real quick?

-Um, sure.
-All right. Bye.

[chuckles]

-What up?
-Hi, Jason.

[keys rattling, thudding]

-[Jason coughs, clears throat]
-Hmm. How are you?

Good. Well, kind of.
Kind of feeling sick, but--

-[cell phone dings]
-I'm sorry.

What have you been up to?

The same old stuff. How about you?

[breathes deeply]
Just getting ready to leave to L.A.

-Excited?
-Yeah. Yep, yep, yep.

How's Lauren?

Hmm…

We're just trying
to work things out after what happened.

It's, like, amazing that something
like that little can like…

Whatever. First Alex, now Lauren.

-Great, I'm just on a roll.
-[chuckles]

-I have you to thank for that.
-[Jason] It was you.

-[Jessica] I didn't kiss you!
-Yeah, you did.

-Are you kidding me?
-No way. Are you--

People saw you grab me and kiss me,
thank you very much. I did not kiss you.

You cannot blame that on me.

-It just has been crazy.
-It certainly has.

[melancholic music playing]

[Jessica] You should call her.

Thank you.

Yeah.

I'm going to go.

-Okay.
-Good luck with life. [chuckles]

-All right.
-[Jessica] Bye, Jason.

[Jason] Bye.

[melancholic music concludes]

["Don't Let It End This Way" playing]

[cell phone ringing]

♪ You used to cling to every word I said ♪

Hello?

-Hey, what are you doing?
-Sitting at my house.

Is it cool if I stop by real quick
and talk to you?

Yeah, that's fine,
but you can't come inside.

My dad won't let you.

Okay.

Okay, bye.

Bye.

♪ I never thought
A girl could get me so shook ♪

♪ Don't let it end this way ♪

♪ Don't let it end this way ♪

♪ Don't let it end this way ♪

♪ Don't let it end this way… ♪

[song fades]

How's it going?

-[Lauren] Hi.
-[Jason] How you been?

Good.

I wanted to come out here
and apologize to you.

Say I'm sorry for… what I did.

Kissing another girl?
[chuckles] In front of me?

[Jason] Yeah.

But, um, I don't know. This sucks
because I still like you and stuff, but…

I know what I did was…

-Dumb?
-[Jason] [bleep] …up.

But…

I don't know. I just wanted you
to know that I'm really sorry

and that I still do like you.

-Is that supposed to make it better?
-No, but it's true.

How do you feel about everything?

I feel like you kissed
another girl in front of me,

and I trusted you,

and if you were going
to do it in front of me,

then I don't even want to know
what you did not in front of me.

Like, put yourself
in my position, honestly.

[Jason] I know.

Like, how would you feel if I kissed
an ex-boyfriend right in front of you?

But I was sorry.

[chuckles]
I would have been pissed, too, I know.

You don't go to a family function
in front of all of my family

and all of my friends
and kiss me in front of all them

and then go kiss another girl
and have everyone know.

Like, that's humiliating for me.

No, I totally understand.

[Lauren] It just sucks.
Like, I don't understand.

You, like, ruined everything.
You know that, right?

Yep.

I don't know what you want me to say.

Nothing more.

Hmm?

-Nothing more.
-["Flown" playing]

All right. Well…

♪ It took a long time to finally see ♪

♪ Now I'm stronger than I used to be ♪

♪ And I'm trying to hold on to you ♪

♪ There's nothing left to hold on to ♪

♪ And it never come to you once ♪

♪ You're all alone ♪

♪ This bird has flown long ago ♪

♪ I'm already gone ♪

[song concludes]

[theme music playing]

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