Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County (2004–2006): Season 2, Episode 17 - The Last Surf - full transcript

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I cried so hard last night
and I was like, holding it in too.

-Yeah.
-I can't wait till our high school reunion

just to see where everyone ends up.

-[Alex H] Oh, God.
-[Jessica] I can see Jason strolling

with a big old like, beer belly
and like crumbles, like saliva everywhere.

[Alex H] What is Jason gonna do?

Let's write our goals, like what
we want to be happening

or just our expectations, relationships.

I'll still be single.
You'll be like engaged.

[Alex H] Jessica--

[Kristin]
You're gonna be married.



[Alex H] Jessica will be married
with like eight kids.

-[chuckles]
-[Jessica] Okay. Career.

Kristin, I could see you being
like a TV host or something,

either a talk show or like,
an entertainment, television thing.

Really?

Jessica.

[Kristin] You're gonna be--

-Like Suzy Homemaker.
-[Jessica] Housewife.

I'm gonna be owning a daycare.

I was just gonna say
I can see you owning a daycare.

-[Alex H] Oh, my God.
-But I need to hire a lawyer

and figure out all the liability. God.

-That's what I'd do.
-That would be awesome.

[Jessica] I see you owning
your own little like, clothing boutique.



That's not fun, God.

-How is that not fun?
-[Alex H laughs]

[Jessica] Are you kidding?
You'd be successful.

But it has to be really cute.

-[Jessica] Yeah, obviously.
-Obviously,

-it's gonna be your store. Yeah.
-[Alex H] Cool.

[Jessica] Where are we gonna live?

Well, if I'm gonna own a boutique,
I'm gonna open it up in LA.

Yeah. So we'll still be living in LA.

I wanna live in like…Virginia
with my little, like, SUV.

[laughs] Like picking up your kids
in your minivan you're like, "Come on."

-I'll never have a minivan, thank you.
-[Kristin] You're such a mini mom.

-[Alex H chuckles] Mini mom!
-[Jessica] What?

Oh, my God. I can't wait to see
like, what happens.

-[Alex H] I know, I know.
-Oh, my God.

["Come Clean" playing]

♪ 'Cause perfect ♪

♪ Didn't feel so perfect ♪

♪ Trying to fit a square
Into a circle was no life ♪

♪ I defy ♪

♪ Let the rain fall down
And wake my dreams ♪

♪ Let it wash away my sanity ♪

♪ 'Cause I want to feel the thunder
I want to scream ♪

♪ Let the rain fall down ♪

♪ I'm coming clean ♪

♪ I'm coming clean ♪

["Come Clean" concludes]

[mellow music playing]

[Jason] The last surf
for Cedric, make it count, bro.

♪ Come on ♪

♪ What will it take till you see
These are better days ♪

♪ Come on ♪

♪ What will it take for you
To find out the hard way ♪

♪ If I was all that I could be ♪

Talan, dude, let's cruise.

-Water's getting colder.
-[Jason] Water's freezing.

How weird is it, just like leaving?

It's weird.

-[Talan] Last surf session.
-I know.

-Last day I'm here.
-[Talan] Yup.

It's like, we're going to miss you.

-[laughs]
-[Cedric] It's sad, dude.

It's just gnarly to see everyone
going their own way.

It's gnarly.
I never thought this day would come.

I know. It's really sad actually,
like I really want to cry. [chuckles]

[Jason] Yeah, man.
It's like we're all close friends,

we're all gonna stay in touch and [bleep],
so it's not a big deal.

-Yeah.
-Let's get outta here.

["Goodbye Song" playing]

-Goodbye failure.
-[Jason chuckles]

♪ If this is the end of us ♪

Say goodbye, dudes.
This is [bleep] intense, dude.

♪ I'll sing you this goodbye song ♪

♪ But if you're a lonely girl ♪

♪ You might as well come on home ♪

♪ If this is the end of us ♪

[music fades]

-[Alex M] Hi.
-[Taylor] Hi.

What have you been doing today?

[Alex M] Cleaned up my house.

Isn't that weird? Everything's empty.

-Oh, my God.
-[Taylor chuckles]

[Alex M] Oh, wow. You're really leaving.

[Taylor] It's weird.

Wait till you pack. It's really weird.

-I know.
-[Taylor] It like, hasn't hit me

that I'm like,
actually gonna drive outta here

and like, not be coming right back.

[sighs]

I don't know, it's just really sad.

-I know.
-[Alex M] I'm just sad.

-Don't cry. Don't make me cry.
-[chuckles weakly]

-Sorry. [chuckles] Just like--
-[Taylor] It's okay.

-But we're all--
-[sniffles]

We're both gonna be having
so much fun, you know.

[Alex M breathes heavily, groans]

[Taylor] You can still call me, you know?

-I know. It just--
-It's different.

It's gonna be a lot different.
Like who am I gonna hang out with?

♪ Praying for a rainy day
To stay in bed inside ♪

♪ Always looking for a way
To medicate your life ♪

-[Karen] All right.
-[Taylor] Okay. I'm gonna say bye to Al.

Okay.

[Karen]
I know, honey. You're special.

Love you too.

[chuckles]

♪ You struggle, you struggle ♪

[sobs] I can't.

[sobs]

-I like, don't wanna go… now.
-Hmm.

♪ Standing on tomorrow
At the end of yesterday ♪

-[sobs] Okay.
-[Alex M] Have fun.

-Don't make any new best friends.
-Don't forget-- [chuckles]

-Yeah.
-I love you.

[Alex M] I love you too.

♪ Caught up in the black and white ♪

♪ Why do you put up
Such a damn good fight? ♪

[birds chirping]

♪ You struggle, you struggle ♪

[music fades]

[Stephen] Hello.

Hello. Come here. Hi!

-Hey, you. [shrieks]
-[Stephen] Hi.

-[groans]
-[Lauren] How are you?

[Stephen] I'm good.
Look at you, pack, pack, pack.

Special child.

-Need help?
-No, I need a break.

-[chuckles]
-Oh, okay.

-That's what I'm here for.
-Okay.

[Stephen] Look at my view.

[gentle music playing]

What a good old view.

Ever since we first came here,

I knew that I was gonna fall
in love with this place.

[Lauren] Aw.

[Stephen] I, like, never get sick of it.

Weird.

♪ Come on in ♪

♪ The door is always open for you ♪

♪ My friend ♪

♪ I'll always be here ♪

♪ So come on in ♪

[music fades]

[Stephen] This summer went by so fast.

Oh, yeah, we had fun though.
Are you excited about moving?

[Lauren] Are you kidding me?

-I can't wait to get outta here.
-Ready to try it again?

It'll work out this time, I love LA.

I feel completely different
from last time.

Last time, I was scared
outta my mind to leave

and now I'm like, I know I can do it.

[clicks tongue] Gonna be a single girl
in the city.

I…You're gonna find
someone so quick, I bet.

Well, do you wanna find somebody?

I don't wanna look,
I want someone to find me.

-You don't wanna look?
-[Lauren sighs]

I just don't have
very good luck dating. [chuckles]

I have bad judgment.

Bad j-- Ah…

You're gonna disagree with that?

No, I'm not. I was just--
I was, "Mm-hmm, mm-hmm."

Like with Jason,
momentary lapse of judgment.

What I love is that
everybody changed so much,

but when we all got together,
like this summer, it was like the same.

You know, everyone's changed
and they've grown,

but you're always gonna
have that group of friends

that like, you can come back to.

Like I still feel like
I'm just as good as friends with you.

Think about the [bleep]
that we've all been through.

But it's all made us better friends,
I think.

[sighs] Yeah. Stephen, you're stuck
with me as a friend.

-Uh-oh.
-[chuckles]

You ready to conquer
another city with me? [chuckles]

You didn't conquer [bleep]
in San Francisco.

I know, I left. [chuckles]

-San Francisco conquered you.
-I know.

No, I'm excited.

Oh, yeah, it's gonna be perfect.

-I hope so.
-[Stephen] Me too. Me too.

[sighs]

[melancholic music playing]

[Stephen] Here we go again.

Yep. Yep. Time to go.

-Well, this is me with my little buddy.
-[chuckles]

This guy's taken care of me.

♪ Feels good to feel so good ♪

[Stephen] Well, bud…

[Lauren] Hey, you have a safe drive.

Yeah, I will.

-[Lauren] I'll miss you.
-[Stephen] You better miss me.

♪ And I'm trying to hold onto you ♪

[Stephen smacks lips] Um…

Yeah. Goodbye. You know where to reach me.

♪ If you open your eyes only once ♪

Bye-bye.

♪ You would have known ♪

[music fades]

[soft rock music playing]

♪ Throw your windows down
The summer's near ♪

-[Stephen] Wow, that's cool.
-[chuckles]

-Hi. Hm, how are you?
-[groans]

-Good. How you doing?
-Good.

What's going on?

Not much. What's going on with you?

Nothing. I'm really--
[groans] I don't know.

[Stephen] So you're really tripping out?

Yeah. It's just weird.

Yeah. It's definitely a weird time.
It's really weird.

Especially we're like,
the first people like,

I remember when Trey first left
'cause he left really early.

-Yeah.
-That was just like--

-I don't know.
-Like the whole year,

I'm like, "[bleep] this."
I'm like, "I just wanna leave."

I just wanna like, get outta here
and like, you know?

And now I'm like, "Holy [bleep],
it's really happening."

I don't know. It's weird, definitely.

Yike…

Did you have fun this summer though?

Yeah, it was a lot of fun.

I wish that like-- Alex went through
a phase where we were like over it,

and I really wish I didn't do that.

Too cool for school?

No. But like, you know how like,

you go through that little phase
where you're like,

"Wow, it's the same thing
every night, same people."

Yeah. Well, it is like that.
It's like good to get away though.

I definitely see myself
coming back here, but it's like--

What do you mean, coming back here,
like to live here?

Yeah, maybe.

Like at least have a home here,
one of my homes.

-[chuckles] Oh, God.
-One of my houses. Nah.

Well, you can't [bleep] beat
this place, like…

I know.

Remember our little sushi… on the beach.

-[chuckles] Yeah.
-[Stephen] Who did that, Talan?

And I was like…

-One of us. [chuckles]
-[chuckles] I know.

Yeah, we had a lot of fun.

[Stephen] Yeah. Yeah.

See, I don't have
all these negative thoughts.

-[Stephen] Oh, you do.
-No, I don't. [groans]

If anyone who should have

negative thoughts, it should be me,
and I definitely keep them out.

Okay, Stephen.

I used to always get the like--

Always gotten the vibe that,
like, I did something like super,

super harsh and like, I'm the ass-[bleep].

You did.

-[chuckles] Yeah, okay, I'm not--
-Don't even begin with me.

I'm not having this conversation with you.

Yeah. Oh, do I miss the tone
of that voice.

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

["Things We Need the Most" playing]

♪ All the ways we can't let go ♪

-[Kristin] Oh, God. Come on.
-[Stephen] Yeah.

♪ All the weight we carry on ♪

♪ It's way down deep
Where I get no sleep ♪

♪ All the things I want to be ♪

♪ And all the things I cannot change… ♪

I'm so emotional right now.

I've been so emotional like,
the last time we met.

[exhales, chuckles, sniffles]

-Hang in there, buddy.
-I know.

-Come on, little bud.
-[chuckles]

♪ The things we need the most ♪

♪ Are the things that fill the holes ♪

♪ Sometimes we sell our souls ♪

♪ When we push away ♪

♪ The things we need the most ♪

-I'll see you soon, bud.
-[Kristin] All right.

-Goodbye, Kris.
-[Kristin] Goodbye. Mm.

♪ Might just come about ♪

♪ Once we figure out why we push away ♪

[smooches]

♪ The things we need the most ♪

-Bye.
-[Stephen] I will talk to you soon.

♪ Are the things that save our souls ♪

♪ Sometimes, it gets so cold ♪

♪ When we push away ♪

♪ The things we need the most ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh ♪

[music fades]

[melancholic music playing]

[Kristin] It's weird.

I know. It's really weird

[sighs] Laguna's like, so like,
our like comfort.

Like, we're so familiar with everything.

-The people. And now it's like…
-I know. It's safety.

…none of our friends are here.

[Kristin] So weird.

Like, this room will never be
the same to me.

-It's always going to have…
-[sniffles]

…such a different feel to it.

-[Alex H] Coming home? Mm-hmm.
-Yeah.

It's not gonna be the same.
It's not gonna be like…

I remember the first time I met Jessica
and she came up to me, and she was like,

"I just want to introduce myself
before Alex M

says anything bad about me to you."
[chuckles]

That's the first thing
she ever said to me.

-[Alex H] That hasn't changed too much.
-[chuckles]

[melancholic music playing]

-Hi, girls.
-[Kristin] Hi, Jess.

-What's up?
-Hello.

What are you doing?

I'm getting really, really sad.

Oh, my God. I like, don't even believe
I'm like, saying goodbye to you, J.

[groans, sniffles]

God, I've been like so--

I've been an emotional wreck
the last like, couple of days.

[Alex H] I know.

[Kristin] That's the thing,
I've always been like,

"I wanna leave. I wanna leave.
I wanna get outta here."

And now it's happening and I'm like…
[groans]

How many memories
have we had in this room?

Getting ready, like, sitting right here

-with the mirror right here.
-So many times. It's always

Jessica sitting right here
and like, Alex and I in here.

[sighs] God. [breathes deeply]

-Are you crying?
-No.

Please don't cry
'cause I'm gonna start crying.

[sniffles] I'm not crying.

[sniffles]

[Kristin] I'm gonna miss you.

I'm gonna miss you too.

Thank God
I don't have to say goodbye to you.

Oh, my God,
I don't know what I would do. [sniffles]

I can't believe we're going
to college. Oh, my God.

[breathes deeply]

I know.

[Kristin whimpers]
I can't do this right now. [sobs]

["Never Gone" playing]

♪ Never gone, never far ♪

[Kristin breathes deeply] Okay. Let's go.

♪ In my heart is where you are ♪

♪ Always close, every day ♪

♪ Every step along the way ♪

[gasps, sniffles, sobs]

♪ Even though for now
We've got to say goodbye ♪

[Kristin]

[Jessica]

[Kristin sobs]

[Jessica sobs]

-[sighs]
-[Kristin sniffles]

[Alex H] As a group.

[all sniffle, breathe deeply]

[Alex H]

[Kristin]

-Have fun.
-[Jessica] Okay. I love you.

-[Alex H] I love you back.
-[Jessica] Love you guys.

[sobs, breathes deeply]

-[Alex H] Bye-bye, J
-[Kristin] Love you, J.

[breathes deeply]

[Kristin sighs] I'm sad.

[Kristin] Well, I'll see you
tonight in LA.

Okay. Just call me then.

-Okay.
-[Alex H] All right.

-[Kristin] All right. Bye. Okay.
-[Alex H] Bye. Okay. Call me.

["Farewell to the Old Me" playing]

♪ How can I ask love to hold the mystery ♪

♪ When just look at me ♪

[Talan] This boy's going home.

[Jason] Give me a call
when you get there.

Oh [bleep], brother.

-[Talan gasps] I love you.
-I love you.

Later.

-Get outta here.
-[Talan] Call me.

-[Jason] I will.
-Yeah.

I wouldn't wanna talk to you again.

-[chuckles]
-[chuckles]

Here we go.

♪ So farewell to the old me
Farewell to the old me ♪

It's okay. [kisses]

[all chuckle]

[Lauren] Love you.

Come to Mommy.
You're a great kid.

[Lauren] Thank you, Mommy.

[both chuckle]

[Lauren] I will call you guys later.

-Okay, sweetie.
-Bye.

-Bye
-Bye, honey.

♪ It wasn't over yet ♪

♪ Around about three a.m.
You made a friend ♪

♪ And I followed a lot of
Vital crazy thoughts ♪

♪ Because it's where the meaning was ♪

♪ And I tried to find it every other way ♪

♪ So farewell to the old me ♪

♪ Farewell to the old me ♪

[Kristin] Stephen.

-Hello.
-[Kristin] Hi.

[Stephen] What's going on?

Thanks for coming by.

♪ But always changing anyhow ♪

[Alex H] I am not driving.
Your car's smoking.

My car is donezo.

♪ How can I ask love to hold the mystery ♪

[girls squeal, cheer]

♪ When just look at me
It's all push and pull collateral ♪

[Stephen] What would happen
in your perfect world?

Every time we come back,
we'd still be together.

♪ I don't want to be the one
Who gets the next surprise ♪

♪ I'll plan it out this time ♪

[all laughing]

-I love you.
-Love you too.

♪ Farewell to the old me ♪

♪ Farewell to the old me ♪

♪ My life is looking better now
Always changing anyhow ♪

[all screaming]

♪ But I can turn on the charm
And show them nothing more ♪

[both laugh]

[all cheer]

♪ Than what I've done before
It's nothing much new ♪

So much fun.
I had the best year of my life.

♪ 'Cause I don't want to be the one
Who makes you laugh out loud ♪

♪ I want to make you proud ♪

♪ And you always said you knew
What I could be ♪

♪ So farewell to the old me ♪

♪ Farewell to the old me ♪

♪ My life is working better now ♪

♪ But always changing anyhow ♪

♪ Time and the old me ♪

♪ Farewell to the old me ♪

♪ Farewell ♪

[music fades]

[theme music playing]

[theme music concludes]