Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County (2004–2006): Season 2, Episode 15 - I Saw You Kiss Her - full transcript

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So, wait. I know it's a fundraiser,
blah, blah, blah.

-But like, what--
-It's called, like, "Fight the Slide."

We have bands, and then, like,
I'm emceeing it,

and we're gonna
have one out loud auction

and then one fashion show.

And Lauren's doing
the fashion show aspect of it,

so she's, like, she's looking for models,
and I told her that I'd talk to you,

and then hopefully you can talk
to Kristin and Alex.

So all the girls are gonna model,
pretty much?

Yeah. So it's, like,
if we could get everyone,

it'd be, like, a huge group effort,
and then it would turn out super good.



But I definitely want you
to be involved. That'd would be cool.

-Oh, no, I will, for sure.
-We have, like, a dress rehearsal,

so call them and let me know.
Or let Lauren know.

[Jessica] Yeah,
I'll talk to them about it.

I know you and Lauren are really close.

I've never been close
with Lauren, though.

Do you still talk to J-Wall?

-[Jessica] To Jason?
-Uh-huh.

Like, I did-- he called me yesterday,
and that's-- yeah.

So yeah, I've called him, but--

Are you [bleep] kidding me?

[Jessica] What? Why would that matter?

[Dieter] You don't want to
go there. [laughs]

["Come Clean" playing]



♪ 'Cause perfect ♪

♪ Didn't feel so perfect ♪

♪ Trying to fit a square
Into a circle was no life ♪

♪ I defy ♪

♪ Let the rain fall down
And wake my dreams ♪

♪ Let it wash away my sanity ♪

♪ 'Cause I want to feel the thunder
I want to scream ♪

♪ Let the rain fall down
I'm coming clean ♪

♪ I'm coming clean ♪

[music concludes]

[upbeat rock music playing]

[Trey] We're almost sold out, yeah.

-Already?
-Yeah.

-Oh, that's nice.
-[overlapping chatter]

Yeah. It's raising a lot of money, so.

Everyone-- we need-- this is
why we need everyone's help.

We have to have everything
together by Monday night.

I wanted to talk to you about,

like, what kind of flyers
we still wanted to make.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got that covered. All right.

Are you guys all modeling?

What size, like, tanks
and tees do you guys wear?

-Small.
-I like my stuff big.

[Lauren] Polster, I need your sizes.

-Pants?
-[Polster] Around like 32.

-[Lauren] Thirty-two. Height?
-[Polster] Six two.

So everybody knows
what they're picking up,

all the gifts
and everything like that, right?

Yes.

You're gonna rock
the Slide festival today. Sounds good.

-We got the food down, Dieter?
-We got it.

-Good job.
-We schooled it. Thank you.

We got the music, all the bands
are pretty much scheduled,

and you're set to go. Talan?

-Yeah.
-Hell, yeah. Okay.

We're gonna have a rehearsal
where we're actually gonna do this,

-we gotta really--
-[Stephen] We've gotta pull this together.

We gotta pull it together,
and we've gotta make it damn good.

-Hands in the middle!
-Hands in the middle.

Fight the Slide!

["Shine (Better Than
I've Ever Done)" playing]

♪ Can you hear the sound ♪

♪ Of a million feet marching
To the rhythm… ♪

We're seeing if any of the stores
will give donations.

We're gonna do a fashion show
and a raffle,

and earn money for all the victims.

We want to do maybe some
big items, loud auction.

[Alex M] We're doing a benefit
over at Seven-Degrees

for all the mudslide victims.

I can absolutely commit
to a piece, for sure.

We can put together
one of Rob Machado's surfboards.

-Signed.
-That'd be sick.

[shop owner] We can definitely
do a contribution.

-That'd be awesome!
-Definitely.

-That sounds great!
-[Lauren] Okay.

-Yeah, I would love to!
-Oh, I'd be happy to, of course.

-Oh, thank you so much for your help!
-All right.

-Thanks, man.
-You're welcome.

[birds chirping]

You've heard about the benefit
for, like, the landslide thing?

-[Alex H] Mm-hmm.
-Blue Bird Canyon landslide?

Well, Dieter just came
to my house and asked me

if I would model in…

-Like last year?
-Yeah. So will you guys…

-Model?
-…model with me?

I'll model. It's for a good cause.

Today's the rehearsal for it,

and then tomorrow's,
like, the benefit, obviously.

-Okay.
-Yeah.

Who's in charge
of this whole benefit thing? Trey?

-Your, like, fave person ever.
-[scoffs] Which one?

-[chuckles] I have a couple.
-[laughs] Lauren.

[Kristin] So, Jason's gonna be there?

[laughs] I think you guys
still like each other.

[scoffs]

-I don't still like-- oh my--
-Why are you smiling?

Such a predicament!
God! My life is so stressful!

-Don't say that, "such a predicament."
-Do you not know big words?

-Are you kidding? Are you kidding?
-[laughs]

-All right, let's do this.
-[Alex H] Okay.

[soft pop music playing]

-Show me your walk. Strut.
-I'm, like, what? [chuckles]

[indistinct chatter]

[Heidi] Let's come out with our purse
and our bikinis.

[Lauren] Okay, who doesn't
have outfits yet?

[Heidi] I have to actually
be in the outfit?

Yeah, we're all putting outfits on.

-[Heidi] Right now?
-[Jessica] Wait, all four of them?

-[Alex H] Excuse me, what?
-Wait, no way.

-[Lauren] This is a dress rehearsal.
-[Jessica] Are you serious?

[Lauren] What do you think
a dress rehearsal is?

-[Jessica] I don't know, pretend.
-[sighs] Oh, goodness!

Your most casual outfit.

[Kristin] I don't know which one's
my most casual outfit.

-I don't either.
-[Lauren] Having fun yet?

[indistinct chatter]

Hey-- Oh! What?
Oh, no, it's mine. Can't have it.

Okay, so this. And then
should I just get, like, a black tank top?

[Talan] Trey, I'm supposed to ask you.

-Could I do two songs?
-[Trey] You're doing two songs?

I was gonna ask you,
can we fit in two songs?

Dude, we have a tight schedule already,
that's the thing.

[Talan] That's fine. I was just--

[Trey] We got you set up for,
I think, 15 minutes.

-So it works out. Okay.
-Let me get the schedule.

Do we have everyone out here?

Guys, is everyone in order? Ready?

-Three, two, one. Go!
-["If You Could See" playing]

♪ If you could see
I'm the only one ♪

♪ That you run to ♪

♪ If you could see I'm the only one ♪

♪ That could want you ♪

♪ And if you think that I'm the girl… ♪

[Jessica] Guess who's trying
to be nice to me now?

I don't really understand you guys.

[Jessica] Because if I had him,
then I'd be over it,

only because he won't have me.

Whatever. Maybe you guys
are just really good friends.

-[scoffs] Yeah.
-[laughs]

-[Jason] Hi, baby.
-Stop!

♪ If you could see
I'm the only one that could want you ♪

[Trey] All right, everybody set?
Everybody knows what they're doing?

All right, thank you.

-Bye, guys!
-Bye, bye!

[music fades]

[Kristin] You guys,
Polster's like, kind of hot.

I don't know, some boys, like,
when they get, like, older looking,

-they either get hot or, like, ugly.
-Well, he got hot.

Who would you rather hook up with?
Just kidding.

Let's play this game!
No, but seriously, let's play.

-Polster or Trey?
-Polster.

-Jessica. Jeff or--
-Jason. Jeff or Jason?

-Be completely 100 percent honest.
-[Alex H] Jeff or Jason, Jessica?

One hundred percent honest,
'cause I know your little ways.

Jason. It would be Jason.

-[Jessica] Uh… I think, yeah.
-Yeah.

Like, if both of them were,
like, there and I could choose

one to hook up with,
I'd probably hook up with Jason.

What? It would be Jason?
Oh, my God!

[all laugh]

[soft rock music playing]

[music fades]

-Pretty.
-[giggles]

-You look really pretty right now.
-Shut up!

Sto-- Why are you pushing
my hand away?

[Jessica] What time
do you have to be there?

-Don't!
-I don't know.

I thought we had to be there
at a certain time.

Should we, like,
call Lauren, or something?

[Jessica] Lauren who?

-[scoffs] L. C.
-L. C.

[Jessica] Oh.
I'm sure she'll be all over Jason.

She's not the smartest cookie
when it comes to guys, either, so--

[Jessica] She likes to be hurt,
or something.

[Kristin] Who cares?
I'm gonna be nervous.

I'm gonna be nervous!

I'm gonna be nervous.
I'm gonna be nervous!

-It's gonna be fun.
-I'm so excited to see Talan!

-Oh, my God!
-[Jessica] Oh, my God!

I'm gonna be nervous tomorrow.

I'm gonna be freaking out
before he goes on.

I'll be laughing my ass off!

I'm scared he's gonna be bad
and I'm just gonna, like, laugh.

Do you think
he'd actually be good?

-Oh.
-Alex is singing, too.

I know, she'll be good,
she's always good. But…

Talan.

-Oh, I'm so excited.
-[Kristin] Oh my God.

[rock music playing]

♪ …hear me calling? ♪

♪ Will you catch me if I'm falling? ♪

♪ If I can't find my way ♪

♪ Can you hear me talking?… ♪

[Lauren] Hey, guys! We need to be back
down here at 8:15. Everybody?

-Are you almost done?
-Yeah.

-She's just touching me up.
-I want to get touched up.

I know you want to
get touched up. [giggles]

-Where's Jason?
-He's over there.

-Ah! [chuckles]
-Drama in the LB.

[sighs]

-[Kristin] They're starting.
-[indistinct chatter]

[audience cheering]

All right. We first want to
thank everybody for coming out.

-You guys are cool.
-[audience applauds, cheers]

We'd like to call this event
"Fight the Slide."

[audience member 1] Two thousand and five!

[Dieter] Tonight, we have a fashion show,

with me and three guys
you'll never see walk up this again.

We have one live auction.

-[Talan] I'm so nervous.
-I'm nervous, too,

and I do this all the time. It's okay.

[Dieter] We checked it out
with these people…

Hey, Jess?

Make some noise for Talan.

[audience chanting] Talan! Talan! Talan!

-They're calling your name, baby!
-[Talan] It's crazy.

[cheering]

-[audience cheering]
-[guitar strums]

[Talan] This one's called
"Somewhere Dead in Hollywood."

-♪ Lookin' for a flying diamond starship ♪
-[cheering continues]

♪ Just another boy
From Southern California ♪

♪ Makes her way
But she can't hear the pins drop ♪

♪ Lookin' for a new star
Somewhere dead in Hollywood ♪

[audience cheering]

♪ All we got is memories
The ashes of the broken dreams ♪

♪ Falling from the twinkle in her eyes ♪

-I love you, Jason!
-Whoo!

♪ Yeah, somewhere dead in Hollywood ♪

[cheering]

[audience cheering]

[Dieter] You killed it!

-Next is our best friend, Alex.
-[audience cheering]

-[Alex M] It's called "Hello."
-[audience cheering]

-Shut up!
-Hey, whoa!

I just want to be with her.

[audience cheering]

[Lauren]

[Jason] Babe, she just sat down.
I was gonna be with you.

Let's go, Murrel!

-[audience cheering]
-["Hello" playing]

♪ Hello, what are you doing to me? ♪

♪ Oh, I never thought I'd change… ♪

-[Lauren] We need to talk.
-I already know what to do.

-Just talk to me for a minute.
-What do you want to talk about?

♪ And I'm hiding all my dreams
Yes, I'm hiding all my dreams… ♪

[audience cheering]

-[Lauren] You make it so hard, Jason.
-I do?

[Lauren] What was the point of that?
Do you still like Jessica?

I don't trust you?

Well, it make--
you come out that way.

As gross as it sounds,
like, I'm obsessed with you.

Like, I want to be
with you every single--

Well, then, why can't
you just be happy with me?

[Jason sighs]

♪ Hello, hello, hello, hello ♪

♪ Hello, yeah ♪

[audience applauds, cheers]

We'll talk later.

[Trey] We've got another five
to ten minutes to get everybody lined up.

-In ten minutes?
-[Trey] Yeah.

Okay, you guys, ten minutes,
we have to line up.

[Cedric] Okay, I'm ready.

[Lauren] Jessica needs to be touched up
with makeup and hair.

[Jessica] Are you serious?

[Cedric] Why do I have
all these turkey shirts?

[Jessica]

[Lauren] Right now
you're a very rude girl.

You're sitting on everyone's laps
and you're dancing around.

-You need to get your makeup--
-[Jessica]

Well, you should know that, okay?
So you just wanna put your makeup--

[Jessica]

I'm trying to-- I can't even talk to her.
She's like a two-year-old right now!

Jessica, just fix her makeup,

put her in clothes and make her walk.
If she falls, it's her own fault.

-[Jen] You were such a bitch to Jessica!
-I was?

-Well, I just got a little angry.
-Oh, I've never seen you like that before!

I should make sure everyone's here.
We're missing people.

Where did Jessica go?

I've been looking for you everywhere,
'cause I just wanted to be with you.

I still care about you.
Don't worry about it.

[soft rock music playing]

[Lauren] Oh, my God.

[pop music playing]

♪ And you were so wrong ♪

♪ To think that I wasn't strong ♪

♪ My heart was beating
Before you came along… ♪

[Stephen] Are you all having a good time?
Please, yeah? Make a little noise!

[Lauren] Jason kissed Jessica
in front of me.

Are you freaking kidding me?

[Lauren]

I'm gonna kill him.
I'm gonna [bleep] kill him!

[Trey] We're lining up.
We're lining up for the show.

[Jen] Right now?

You don't lie to someone
and tell them you're in love with them

and then go kiss your ex-girlfriend
in front of them.

All right, for your guys'
entertainment tonight,

we have a little fashion show
we put together.

We have a lot of models tonight.

A lot of people, familiar faces,
all Laguna-born people…

[Lauren] It's just, you know,
I'm not in high school anymore.

I don't think I should have to
deal with this. I'm just so beyond it.

Let's bring the ladies
and the guys down the runway!

-Hit the music!
-["Hot Sexy Girls" playing]

[Stephen] A couple of beauties.

♪ Every time I see you
I get locked inside my room ♪

♪ It's like someone presses buttons
And all I see is you ♪

♪ It's like a tender demolition
Of a match stick… ♪

[Stephen] Give it up for Alex!

♪ Give it to me babe
Or give it back ♪

♪ Give it to me babe
Or give it back… ♪

-[Stephen] Oh, yeah!
-[audience cheering]

Next up, we got Jessica!
Going down the runway in a little skirt…

[Lauren] You're good, go!
Okay. Outfits! Second outfits!

-Sorry, Jen. I'm fine, I'm fine.
-[Jen] Everybody walk really slow!

There you go. You're good!

Get your own shoes, Jessica.

-["Hot Sexy Girls" continues]
-♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪

[Stephen] Looking good, ladies.

The new trend is to wear, like,
four hats at one time.

♪ Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪

♪ Give it, give it, give it… ♪

We got Jessica again.
Polster's original shirt.

Everyone close their eyes.
Close their eyes.

I'm sorry, I don't know
where this came from. I don't know…

Are we done? Are we officially done?
[sighs] Okay.

-[Jason] Lauren.
-Just get-- get the hell away from me!

[Jason]

Don't, I don't-- Don't. Jason!

No, I don't--
I don't ever want to talk to you again.

I don't like it when people
make me look dumb.

-Come with me, please.
-I just-- I don't want you--

I don't want you--
Get away from me, Jason!

-Are you okay?
-I am fine.

Just get him away from me right now.
I'm gonna hit him so hard!

-I will keep him ten feet away from you.
-Okay, good, just do that.

-I swear on our friendship.
-[Lauren] Okay, good, just do that.

-He's a big guy, though.
-Look at me. Stop for a second.

You're freaking out, are you okay?

I'm just trying to get rid
of all this stuff so I can go.

I just want to go.

[indistinct chatter]

-Just-- Five seconds. Be mature.
-What do you want?

-Please don't be--
-Be mature? Be mature? [scoffs]

Come here. Come here.

What? I watched you stand there
and talk--

I watched you kiss Jessica!

-[Jason] You're so full of [bleep].
-I watched you! What! Get--

-Will you stop?
-Get away from me!

Don't talk to me. Don't touch me,
get away from me!

Please keep--
Please keep him away from me.

Keep him away from me.

[Dieter] Hey, hey.

-Just hold it. Just hold it.
-[Lauren] Okay.

[Dieter] Just hold it. Hold it.

You all right? Hold it.

-All right?
-Okay.

[sighs]

[Dieter] Hey, talk to me.
Talk to me. Come here.

-What? I'm [bleep] pissed!
-[Dieter] Bro! You're my bro, right?

-[Jason] Yeah.
-Straight up, did you kiss Jess?

[Jason]

What else could I have done?

That's one thing, you [bleep] over Lauren,
that's, like, you know?

That's one thing I've always told you.
You and I won't be chill.

-She kissed you? You swear on your life?
-Yeah.

-You swear to [bleep] God?
-Yeah. Yeah.

[Dieter] We'll figure out what happened.
We'll do it right now.

-You want to do it right now?
-Yeah.

We'll do it right now.

I'll put it on speakerphone,
and we'll figure out what happened.

-[Jessica] Hello?
-Hey--

Hey.

Hi. Why-- why would you go up
to Jason and kiss him

when you know perfectly well
him and Lauren are hooking up?

[Jessica]

Yeah, you're like the biggest
[bleep] liar that I ever met.

-I'm admitting we did kiss--
-[overlapping chatter]

Hey, hey. Why is he admitting that
you did right now, and you're not?

[Jessica]

-Oh, my--
-You're so full of [bleep]!

[Jason] Where is she?
Where is she?

["Incomplete" playing]

♪ Empty spaces ♪

♪ Fill me up with holes… ♪

[Lauren] Hey Dieter,
did you just yell at Jessica?

Because I watched it,
and it really wasn't her.

I saw it. It was all Jason.

♪ Baby, my baby ♪

♪ It's written on your face ♪

♪ You still wonder… ♪

-[Lauren] Are we done?
-[Jen] We're done.

Thank you so much for all your help!

-[Jen] You're welcome.
-Thank you.

Thank you guys so much
for everything.

-Bye.
-[Lauren] Okay.

-We're outta here. Bye.
-[Lauren] You guys have a good night!

♪ I'm awake ♪

♪ But my world is half asleep… ♪

You're the strongest chick I know.

♪ I pray for this heart
To be unbroken ♪

♪ But without you all I'm going to be is ♪

♪ Incomplete ♪

["Come Clean" playing]

["Come Clean" concludes]