Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County (2004–2006): Season 2, Episode 12 - Our Last Prom - full transcript

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-Our last prom.
-[Alex H] Mm-hmm.

-Are you excited?
-Yeah, if I get asked. [chuckles]

[Jessica] You will.

Okay. If you could go
with anyone in the school,

who would you go with?

Hmm. Maybe Mikey J.

-'cause I think he'd be a fun date,
-Mm-hmm.

I've never gone to a dance

-with him or anything.
-[Kristin] Mm-hmm. Yeah.

[Alex H] Who do you
wanna go with, Jessica,

-if you could pick anybody?
-[Jessica] With Jeff.



-That's like…
-[Kristin] No, 'cause he's hot.

But he's hot
and he has a really good body.

-Now you have to say yours.
-[Jessica] Yeah.

[Kristin] Talan would be a fun date.

-[Jessica] Yeah.
-Mm-hmm.

I'm scared
I'm not gonna get asked to prom.

-You will. You will get asked for sure.
-By who?

-I don't know.
-Yeah. Mm-hmm. Exactly.

["Come Clean" playing]

♪ 'Cause perfect ♪

♪ Didn't feel so perfect ♪

♪ Trying to fit a square
Into a circle was no life ♪

♪ I defy ♪

♪ Let the rain fall down
And wake my dreams ♪



♪ Let it wash away my sanity ♪

♪ Because I want to feel the thunder
I want to scream ♪

♪ Let the rain fall down
I'm coming clean ♪

♪ I'm coming clean ♪

[theme song ends]

[upbeat music playing]

[Talan] Prom's coming up, I'm so excited.

-What are your plans for prom?
-I don't know. I've been like,

for the last year
I've been trying to ask Kristin,

but I've been kind of
like hesitant if I should or not,

but you know, it'd be so funny
if I didn't ask her.

So, you're not really sure
if you're gonna ask her or not?

No, I'm not really sure.

But it would be kind of funny,
it would be kind of funny if I didn't ask.

-So funny.
-She would be so bummed.

-[Talan] Yeah. If didn't get asked…
-She would be so bummed.

…and at the end it's just like…

So yeah, so how are you gonna…
how are you gonna ask Taylor?

I don't know yet,
I'm still thinking about it.

I think of all the three dates
we could have picked,

we all just picked
like the ultimate like drama dates,

we have like Taylor, Jessica, and Kristin.

Dude, yours. I feel bad for you.

[chuckles]

["I Will" playing]

♪ Sing out, so I can hear you once again ♪

♪ You're in my mind now ♪

♪ No doubt that I will
Always be your friend ♪

♪ Your picture's here ♪

[clears throat]

[cell phone ringing]

-Hello.
-Hey, buddy.

-[Lauren] How are you?
-I'm back in town. What are you doing?

I'm at my house right now,
reading a magazine.

[Stephen] Why don't I pick you up
and we can hang?

[Lauren] Oh, no.
Actually, I think I'm busy.

-[Stephen chuckles] What?
-[chuckles]

I'm just kidding.
Yeah, you can come get me.

All right. Well,
I will see you in a minute.

-Okay. I'll see you then.
-[Stephen] All right.

-Bye.
-Bye.

["Primadonna" playing]

[Taylor] Here to get your nails done.

[indistinct chatter]

[gasps] See, do you guys
feel like this is Prom?

[Morgan] No, I…

[Taylor] There's no like
build up or anything.

It's gonna be fun though.
I think I'm gonna cry.

I'm for sure gonna at least cry
like once or twice.

Excuse me. Um…
who owns the black Acura outside?

-I do.
-It's being towed right now.

That doesn't make any sense.
I haven't been here for that long at all.

[machine whirring]

Where is there a time limit?

-Um…
-I don't have any

-parking tickets on my car.
-Hold on, you have to stop.

Here's your driver's license
and you can't go out there

-while he's winching the car.
-I'm not gonna touch it or anything.

So many parking tickets
and they all go through the DMV,

the police department calls it in.

Do you see
what's happening here right now?

-Are you [bleep]--
-[all laugh]

-[screams]
-Are you [bleep] kidding?

-I believed it!
-Yes.

[shrieks] Oh, my God.

[upbeat music playing]

[Jeff C] Dude. You sure?

[Jeff B] Let's cruise it.

-Are you excited for prom?
-[Alex H] Yeah, I'm really excited,

but I'm really scared
I'm not gonna get asked.

[Jeff B] These things
are out of control, Jeff.

[Jeff C chuckles] I am so hot.

Like if I really…

don't get asked, I'm still gonna go
because it's not like you stay

-with your date the whole time, you know?
-Yeah.

[Jeff B] What are you
looking at? [chuckles]

Oh, you know
what I really wanna do though.

[Jeff C] Yeah. [chuckles]

I really wanna take, um…

get a girls' picture
with me, you, and Kristin.

-Mm-hmm.
-[Alex H] Us three girls.

[Jeff B] Let's just sneak up to them
and tap them on the shoulder with them.

[Alex H] Someone got upset
because she wasn't happy about it.

And um…

[Jessica] Oh, my God.

-What was that?
-I don't know, but it's two--

-Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
-[Jessica screams]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. [chuckles]
You guys are so random.

Why would you do that? Hi. [chuckles]

-That's okay, Jeff.
-It's so hot.

-You're so silly.
-Oh, my God, my heart.

[Jeff C chuckles]

What'd you do all day, just chill?

Yeah. I'm so stoked.
It was like today was like my first day

like out of school, nothing to do.

So do you think a year ago
that we'd both be going to LA now?

[Stephen] Uh… you know,

I could always see myself
living there though.

I expected us
to be going back to San Fran.

I didn't expect myself
to be going back to San Fran.

Really?

'Cause there's no way
I was gonna graduate from there.

And I already felt like
I soaked up everything

-that I wanted to soak up up there so.
-Good.

Let's make some plans.
I don't make plans for summer,

maybe I do need a little bit of plans.

-[Lauren] Aw.
-[Stephen chuckles]

["Good Friend" playing]

♪ All that I am
Is all that you use ♪

[Alex M] Hopefully, I'll find a dress.

-[Taylor] Are you excited to go see him?
-[Alex M] Yeah. I'm excited.

Should I try this one on, Tay?
‘Cause it could be cute.

[Taylor] Oh, yeah.

[Taylor] That's so cute though.
You try that on, please.

[Cami] Tay.

-Hi guys.
-[Kyndra] Hello, girls.

-Look at this shirt.
-[Cami] That's so cute.

Where'd you get that?

-[Taylor] It's from here.
-Hi, love.

How are you, baby?

What are you guys doing here,
looking for prom dresses?

-Looking for dresses, I can't find one.
-Do you have your prom dress?

Well, I'm like still looking for mine.

Al, um… [chuckles] …I wanted to ask you

if I could go to prom with Jason
'cause he asked me

and I was wondering to make sure
that that's okay with you?

[chuckles] No. No, of course,
are you kidding?

-I could care less about Jason, friend.
-[chuckles]

-I love you.
-I love you too.

[indistinct chattering]

[clerk] We'll be here until closing…

I don't get even why Cami had to ask,
but it was really nice

-of her and I love Cami to death so.
-[Taylor] Yeah.

Glad she said yes.

[Kyndra] Yeah. If she said no
you wouldn't have even,

like it wouldn't stop you. [chuckles]

-[Alex M] Let's go somewhere else.
-[Taylor] Yeah.

-[Alex M] Thank you.
-[clerk] Bye, guys.

[indistinct chatter]

Honestly, like what if
Talan really doesn't ask you?

-Okay, Alex.
-No, I'm not even kidding, bitch.

-Slut.
-I'll laugh at you. [chuckles]

-Whoo!
-[Kristin] Hi.

This is cute.

-[Alex H] Hmm?
-Oh, it's cute.

Do you think he's gonna ask you to prom?

[Kristin] I'm not worried,
boys always wait

-till the last minute for everything.
-I don't know.

Stephen waited for like a day before.

[gentle music playing]

-Where are we going right now?
-My house.

[gentle music continuing]

-What is going on, Alex?
-[chuckles] I have no idea.

-[Kristin] Yes, you do.
-Come on.

-What is going on right now?
-[Alex H] Shut up, just…

♪ I'm fine
It's 45 after nine ♪

"Hey, dear Kristin,
these past couple of years

that we have gotten to know each other
have been very special to me."

"You have this amazing ability
to make me laugh,

yet you have a beautiful way
of making me cry."

"This I believe shows
how much you truly mean to me."

"Now close your eyes and count to ten,

but please don't peek
or you'll ruin my surprise." Oh, my God.

[Alex H] Okay.
Close your eyes and count to ten.

[chuckles] One, two, three, four,

five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

♪ So frustrating ♪

[Kristin] Oh, my God.

♪ What are you waiting for? ♪

Aw.

[Kristin] Yeah!

Thank you.

♪ Never felt so unsure ♪

Thank you.

♪ All signs point in your direction
Starting now, let's get this perfection ♪

[upbeat music playing]

-Hi. Are you ready?
-[Alex M] Hi.

Go ahead and change,
put a smock on and we'll get going.

-[Cedric] I have a smock.
-[Alex M] Oh, man.

We're gonna make you look hot.

Ced, where are you guys
going out to dinner before prom?

Yeah, where are we
going out to dinner before prom?

Sarah is getting
it all catered at her house

-'cause her house is huge.
-Are we taking pictures there and stuff?

-Yeah, it's like where everyone's meeting.
-[Cedric] All right.

-[Alex M chuckling] Ced, this is so funny.
-It's not funny.

[Alex M chuckling]

It's not my fault
I didn't get straight hair in the front.

You look like the guy from Zoolander.

[Cedric] Uh, have you looked
in the mirror?

-[Alex M] Kidding. [chuckles]
-It's a bird's nest on your top.

[chuckles] Oh,
I kind of think it looks cute.

-[clipper buzzing]
-How random is, uh, Jason's prom date?

[Alex M] Cami like came
and asked me like, for permission.

So random.

I got… I got upset
over it for like an hour

and then I was like, "Why am I upset?"

[Cedric] Well, I don't think
she knows that

like they're not gonna like chill,
like he just needs like a date to go with.

-[chuckles]
-[Cedric chuckling]

["Let's Go!" playing]

[Kristin] Let me help you.
Can I please help you?

It's so weird that it's prom though.

-[gasps]
-I'm so sorry.

Oh, my God. It's okay. Just…

-Just… just be carefree.
-Okay. Sorry.

And then I can't believe it's our

-senior prom.
-This is the last dance

we'll ever have to get ready for.

[Alex H] God, it's weird.

-Okay. Give me that.
-[chuckles]

♪ Stay up all night ♪

♪ In the arms of the moonlight ♪

[Talan] Dude, check the fridge.

Oh, yeah.

Dude, wait till you see our tuxedos.

-Hey Jeff, how fresh is this jacket, dude.
-[Jeff B] Seriously.

With the white balloons, even though
I already got them all dirty…

-[Jeff B chuckling]
-…with Converse with a white shirt.

-Tina's and I are going Converses.
-[Talan] We're just going big tonight.

Anyways. Uh…

[Taylor] Cam, look at you.

-[Cami] Hi.
-Oh, my God.

[indistinct chatter]

[Alex M] My mom's like,
"Please tell me

how short your dress is, Alex."
Like mom.

[Jake] We got some dub spinners.

Jake, are you ready to rage?

-Ugh.
-[Alex H] Ready?

Jess, you look really pretty.

-I look like crap.
-You do not look like crap,

you always say that, every girl says that.

-Bye guys.
-Bye.

-I don't wanna see the boys.
-I don't either.

I wanna see them boys.

-[Jason] Jaywalk, cruise.
-[Talan] Put it in my backpack.

[Jason] Keep walking.

-[chuckles, cheers]
-[chuckles]

[Kristin] I love it.

[all cheer]

It's senior prom.

[chuckles]

-[upbeat music playing]
-[all cheering, laughing]

[upbeat music fading]

[instrumental music playing]

-Senior prom!
-[cheers]

[cheers]

[indistinct chatter]

[Kristin] There's no turning back.
[chuckles]

[Jessica] Did you see Casey's dress?

-[Emily] I know, I saw it.
-Summer.

Wait, which side do I do?

-This side.
-This side. No, this side.

-This side.
-[chuckles, groans]

-You know what would work really well?
-[Jason] I got a bad idea.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I better not ruin my suit.

-I don't wanna--
-Just try.

Just take the pin
and shove it in like that

-and you'll be good. I'm just kidding.
-No, you need to leave.

Oh!

Hey, sexy.

If I were you, I'd be like smack-

-Hey, critter bug.
-[Jason] Yeah.

-What up, guys?
-[Jason] What up, dude?

-[Cami] Yeah, we're chilling.
-[Jason] We're chilling.

-[Cami] Word.
-[Jason] Word to your mother. Thank you.

-Wonderful.
-You guys have fun tonight.

[Jason] All right. We will.

[photographer] Here we go.
One, two, smile.

-[chuckles]
-[chuckles]

[Kristin] Oh, wait, there's my date.

Oh, hey. Hey, what's up? [chuckles]
I know. I'm like, finally I found him.

Don't count on me holding on to him.

Hey, guys.

Actually, I wouldn't
count on me holding on to her.

Oh, right, Talan. Bye.

[photographer]
Kristin, you want to get in this one?

Yeah. But hey dad,
Shannon will make you copies.

Hey, no, Talan, you're wanted.
Here, any minute now.

Oh, I'm sorry.

[photographer]

-Hello.
-[gentle music playing]

[photographer] Here we go.
One, two, three.

-Goodbye, Talan. See you later.
-Okay.

[Talan] Kristin is really
pissing me off right now.

[photographer] Smile, right here, guys.
One, two, three.

[Talan chuckles]

-Look out. Whoo! Watch out.
-[photographer] Everyone say "prom."

[all] Prom.

[Kristin] I wanna go like right now.
Let's go right now.

♪ Now it's a little, little too late ♪

♪ Now I know you're too far away ♪

[gentle music fading]

[rap music playing]

♪ I like ya
I'd like to ♪

♪ Excite ya
Ignite ya ♪

♪ I like ya
I'd like to ♪

♪ Excite ya
Ignite ya ♪

♪ I like ya
I'd like to ♪

[indistinct chatter]

♪ I like ya
I'd like to ♪

♪ Excite ya
Ignite ya ♪

[rap music ends]

["Lost N Found" playing]

[Talan] What the hell?

Oh, my God. Jason and Alex are macking.

-[indistinct chatter]
-It's kind of rude.

[cheers]

-[girl] Who had fun at senior prom?
-[cheers]

[girl] Loser! Yeah.

["Lost N Found" fading]

[upbeat music playing]

-That was so much fun.
-That was a really good last dance.

-That was my best.
-[Taylor] Really, that's your best dance?

-[Alex M] My best dance.
-[Morgan] I think it was

-one of my best dances.
-Yeah, for sure.

I had so much fun.

-You were with Jason the whole time?
-Yeah, I know.

-Where was I? I didn't see that.
-Every time I turned I was like,

-it was Alex and Jason.
-[chuckles]

[Alex M] I just made up with him.

Yeah, but like we just like, been there,
done that, like happy it's over now

and good we got it
out of our systems, you know?

-Do you think Cami was bummed?
-No. No.

Every time Cami-- Jason would walk by,
he was like so belligerent,

Cami was like, "Worst prom date ever."

-Like screaming it at him.
-[soft rock music playing]

♪ The California shine ♪

-Oh!
-Dude. I barely even got you.

[Jason] Oh, yeah.
I didn't really like prom.

-I hated it. I hated it.
-[Jason] It was kind of weird.

-That just sucked.
-[Talan] Who'd you hook up with?

-[Cedric] Alex.
-Oh.

-[screams, chuckles]
-[chuckles]

-Oh, my God.
-Yes.

[Cedric] Who did you go with?

-[Talan] Kristin.
-[Cedric] Oh, yeah.

But obviously
that's why you have to ask me

because she's like never with me,
she's always like doing her own thing,

like dancing with ten dudes,
like making out with 15 dudes.

Probably like more than kiss
like five guys

-and I was like, what the hell?
-[Cedric] She plays games.

-She's like that, dude.
-She plays such gnarly games.

I'm over that chick. Whatever.

I hope Talan's not mad at me. [chuckles]

-[Jessica] Oh, God, Talan.
-No, I don't think he is.

-He's like gotten a lot cuter.
-[Kristin] I don't think so. [chuckles]

It's 'cause you can like
get annoyed of him. [chuckles]

-[chuckles]
-[Jessica] Yeah. [chuckles]

[Kristin] Did he hook up
with anyone, do you know?

-[Jessica] No idea.
-I hope that he did… [chuckles]

…so, like, that takes it off me.

[Jessica] That relationship needs
to just be done though.

-[Alex H] Yeah.
-Did you see Casey's dress?

-[Alex H] Oh, my God.
-That girl's ridiculous, you guys,

-it's like a cheap hooker.
-[chuckles]

Casey looks like a cheap hooker,

-she does.
-[Jessica] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Given like hair, and her makeup,

-and like everything.
-[Kristin] Oh, yeah.

It's just like so different
from how like…

That would be so exhausting…
to like have to…

take 500 hours
every day to get that ready.

[Alex H] How she puts makeup on like

that's like Mission Viejo or like

-inland Orange County…
-[chuckles]

…not like Laguna Beach.

[Kristin] It was definitely a fun prom.

Towards the end of the night,
I started tripping out

about like our last prom
and graduation and everything.

This is it. High school's like--

We have two weeks of it
left our whole entire life.

-Oh, my God.
-It's happening so fast,

I just want it to like… I don't know.
I need to slow down just a little bit.

I don't think
I've let myself like actually realize it

and believe it 'cause I think
I've been kinda scared,

but now it's actually happening…

-[Kristin] Mm-hmm.
-…I'm like, whoa.

-This year's like basically over.
-It is over. It's like sad.

["We Are Young" playing]

♪ Nothing can stop us now ♪

["We Are Young" fading]

[theme music playing]

[theme music concludes]